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JOoWN
Between Holmscote and Hurstcote
The river-reaches wind,
The whispering trees accept the breeze,
The ripple’s cool and kind:
With love low-whispered ’twixt the shores,
With rippling laughters gay,
With white arms bared to ply the oars,
On last year’s first of May.
Between Holmscote and Hurstcote
The river’s brimmed with rain,
Through close-met banks and parted banks
How near now far again :
With parting tears caressed to smiles,
With meeting promised soon,
With every sweet vow that beguiles,
On last year’s first of June.
Between Holmscote and Hurstcote
The river’s flecked with foam,
’Heath shuddering clouds that hang in shrouds
And lost winds wild for home :
With infant wailings at the breast,
With homeless steps astray,
With wanderings shuddering tow’rds one rest,
On this year’s first of May.
Between Holmscote and Hurstcote
The summer river flows
With doubled flight of moons by night
And lilies’ deep repose :
With lo ! beneath the moon’s white stare
A white face not the moon,
With lilies meshed in tangled hair,
On this year’s first of June.
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DOWN STREAM.
Between Holmscote and Hurstcote
A troth, was given and riven;
From heart’s trust grew one life to two,
Two lost lives cry to Heaven:
With banks spread calm to meet the sky,
With meadows newly mowed,
The harvest paths of glad July,
The sweet school-children’s road.
Dante Gabriel Rossetti.
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D U AN
jor
A Twofold Journey
With Manifold Purposes.
BY THE AUTHORS OF
“THE COMING K
” and “THE SILIAD.”
Contents :
Dedication
Canto the
Canto the
Canto the
Canto the
Canto the
Canto the
Canto the
Canto the
First .
Second .
Third .
Fourth .
Fifth .
Sixth .
Seventh
Eighth
.
.
.
.
.
.
. Ben Trovato.
. Ancestry, Parentage, and Education.
. The Queenless Court.
. Progress through Bohemia.
. Mother Church and her Children.
. The Savour of Society.
. The Lords and Ladies of the Drama.
. A Sojourn in Deer Land.
. The Smoke-Room at the M------ Club.
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By the Authors
of
“ The Coming K----- ” and “ The Siliad.”
Dedication.
EN DIZZY ! you’re a humbug—Humbug
laureate,
And representative of all the race ;
Although ’tis true that you turned out a Tory at
Last, yours is still an enigmatic face.
And now, O Sphyntic renegade, what are you at
With all the Rurals in and out of place ?
You'll educate them, won’t you, Master Ben ?
And make them think that they are clever,
very,
Until the trick is won, and they’ll wish, then,
They’d taken you cum grano Salis-\>Mxy.
No wonder Mr. Miall’s making merry,
And rallying his Liberation men—
Where will you leave the boobies in the lurch—
He sees your tongue so plainly in your cheek,
Have you resolved to double D------ the Church ?1
When in your Church’s champion role you speak.
You’ve dished the Whigs before; we now would
Go on, neat humbug, laughing in your sleeve.
sing,
What is the pie that you’re so busy making ?
A dainty dish to set before the Thing—2
Or aught that its digestion will be shaking ?—
Or is it Discord’s apple that you bring
Or will you set the good old Tories quaking,
And winking, as you bid the Church not falter ;
We joy to see her aid from you receive,
To guard her ’gainst the dangers that assault
her;
The English Church has had her last reprieve,
Now_y<?zz are standing boldly by her altar.—
By saying that they hitherto have missed tricks,.
Already in the glass we see the image,
By not going in for equal polling districts ?
Of an impending, big religious scrimmage.
�DEDICA TION.
O, who shall tell the turmoil and the strife—
The more interminable because religious—
With which the coming Session will be rife,
When all the rival creeds shall wax litigious,
To help the State keep Madame Church, his wife,
In proper order ?
It will be prodigious !
The war of politics becomes mere prattle
Beside a rubrical religious battle.
Thank God ! it’s coming ! we shall live to see
The State Church crushed, and God from
Mammon parted ;
England from dowered priestcraft will be free,
The Bishops from the Upper House all started ;
Then flowers and fruit will fill fair wisdom’s
tree,
And Superstition from the land be carted.
O, Dizzy, for the coming state of things,
Our muse her warmest thanks, prospective, sings !
The Pope had better dance his can-cans straight
way,
For weak-souled Marquises he’s proselyted ;
For Truth is mustering at Error’s gateway,
Demanding that
the
people’s wrongs
be
righted ;
Priestcraft is doomed, and this will go a great
way
Tow’rds bringing sunshine into lands be
nighted.
“ The moaning wind
Oh yes, Ben, we have
heard it—
Is rising now, and woe to them that stirred it !
And we, because we call a spade a spade,—
Despising weak and washy euphemisms,—
Find everywhere false accusations made
Against us by the smarting “ ists” and “isms”
�DEDICA TION.
We have attacked ; they like not to be flayed
O’er fires made up with their own catechisms ;
So, as they writhe and twist like dying eels,
They make the air resound with libellous squeals.
Some have accused us of a strange design
Against the Heads and Tales3 of the land ;
They’ve traced it in The Siliad's ev’ry line,
And in The Coming K------ seen treason’s
brand.
Well, it no way displeases natures fine
As ours are, when our readers understand
More than we write ; or less, in very truth :
We mean no war; we’ve only crossed the Pruth.4
To the cool readers of this temp’rate clime,
Our style of writing may appear erotic ;
But what is ours to Musset’s passioned rhyme,
Or Hugo’s shafts ’gainst all that is despotic ?
The nervous English of this modern time
Will own that in our lines, poor things, is no
tic—
’Xcept douloureux, perhaps, which brings a pain—
We’ll hope we have not giv’n a twinge in vain.
We don’t believe, however, in the painful
Expression worn by some whom we have seen,
Who, speaking of our work, seemed, in the main,
full
Of pimples on their mind, and sought to screen
Impostumations foul, feigning a brainful
Of purest thoughts, and fancies always clean :
Such people are like blow-flies, who secrete
Their poisoned ova in the freshest meat.
Then there’s that cadging dodger, who saw fit
To write himself down Ass, on scores of pages,
And, in a volume lacking sense or wit,
To tout for preferment.
When next his wages
�lv
DEDICATION.
Are paid for such like raids, perhaps he’ll hit,
Or try to hit, the foe that he engages :—
It must be so annoying to lickspittle
As he did, and be wrong in every tittle.
Go to ! you reverend, “lining” gentleman ;
Go, take your ’davies, prostitute your pen ;
Go, do your hireling work, as best you can,
And be, as usual, all things to all men ;—
Be high, or broad, or low, as suits your plan,
And, greedily, essay the work of ten ;
But, if you’ve got a spark of manly virtue,
Don’t lie again of one who’s never hurt you.
Enough of scolding—in our purpose pure,
We care not what they call us—Fool, or Van
dal;
Of good and true souls’ approbation sure,
We glory in the hate of those who brand all
Plain truths as treason ; and who can’t endure
That we should lance and probe each public
scandal.
The fact being that these purists, who would
urge on
Our flaying, need themselves the moral surgeon.
’Tis pleasanter to see that light is spreading,
That Science has bowled Dogma’s middle
stump ;
And that the rays which Reason’s surely shedding,
Are penetrating now the dense, dark lump
Of Superstition ; that fair Truth is heading
Splay-footed Prejudice, the ugly frump ;
That Tyndall’s in the van, and naught can turn
him—
Oh, wouldn’t all the Bigots like to burn him !
Confusion fills the priestly camp ; the tocsin
That called to Church is summoning to Arms ;
I
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|
DEDICA TION.
The frightened priests are calling all their flocks in,
But find they heed no more the ancient charms ;
|
They vainly, now, are robed their smartest smocks
in,
Their threats and curses fill with no alarms ;
But there they stand, the church’s light so dim in,
And find their followers are but fools and women.
v
The morning comes, the outer darkness breaks,
And perfect day upon her shall, at last, steal ;
She dreams, and even in her visions shakes
From her the bloated Bourbon of the Bastile ;
Shrieks, as her hand the young Napoleon takes,
For at his touch dread mem’ries of the past
steal
O’er her ; and, vowing on his race, Vendetta,
She wakes and clings for safety to Gambetta.
Confusion fills the City—Samson’s fall
Has much vexed the financial Philistines ;
P And for another unjust judge they call,
’Stead of King Crump, who crumples their
You’re suffering—is it not so ?—from the gout;
Podagral pains afflict you, so our pen
designs,
And is a burden to them, as King Saul
Was to the Israelites.
And now, we mean to spare your feelings, Ben,
It is hard lines,
No doubt, to find they can nowise ensnare him—
He won’t be bought—no wonder they can’t “ bear”
him.
Confusion fills the Country—Tory Squires,
Elated at their triumph, try to stop
The march of progress, damp down Freedom’s
fires,
And ignorance’s shaking knees to prop ;
The peasant’s child, these worthies say, requires
No education, he his books must drop—
They care not how degraded their poor neighbour,
Shall show you mercy, and we will not flout
You further—may you soon be well! and then,
Why, then, your former mission set about,
Begin again, with resolution hearty,
To educate your stupid Tory party.
Teach it to use its brains, and ears, and eyes,
Teach it to think that Bigotry’s a blunder ;
Teach it that Education is a prize,
Teach it to hear the moaning wind and thunder,
Teach it to heed the people’s warning cries ;
Teach it to rend the Church and State asunder :
TeaGh it—-but, there, we trust to your sagacity,
For you know best your followers’ capacity.
Their sole idea is to get cheap labour.
Meantime, Ben Dizzy, we proceed to dedicate,
Confusion fills fair France—her breast is torn
By Royal Sham bores, Bonapartist bullies;
Her grief is great, and grievous to be borne,
Her cup of tribulation very full is.
But hope is springing, as she sits forlorn,
And waits for Fate to move the proper pulleys ;
In honest, simple verse, our lays to you ;
And though in flattering strains we do not predi-
cate,
Believe us, our intent is good and true.—
We must our Cantos with a moral medicate,
Because we wish a doctor’s work to do :
Her lips shall never an Imperial cub lick,
Our country’s sick, we’ve read the diagnosis,
May she firm found a glorious, free Republic !
The knife, applied in time, may save necrosis.
�DEDICA TION.
vi
We imply no profane intentions to Mr. Disraeli. He is
on the side of the Angels, and, of course, never swears. The
“ double D.” refers merely to that Disendowment and Dis
establishment of the English Church, which we rejoice to
think, thanks to our Prime Minister, are so imminent.
2 Thing or Althing. So was called the first Political
Assembly of the Northern nations. To Iceland, many years
before the Normans overcame the English, went many
thousands of hardy, intelligent settlers from Norway. These
were the men who preferred to be damned with all their an
cestors, than to be saved without them. Rather than give
way to Olaf, who had become a saint, and therefore a perse
cutor, they elected to depart and seek other shores. Thus,
little Iceland became a great community. One Ulfljot was
the man for the Thing; the hour was 930, A.d. Thence
forward it met annually on the plains of Thing Valla. For
the benefit of our present Premier, who may use the informa
tion to serve up in his next Bath Letter, or to his Aylesbury
1
Ordinary Farmers (these yeomen, surely, should be extra
ordinary ones), when next he addresses them, we shall add
one more piece of news. It may be useful to him to know,
and to keep in reserve—in company with Wilkes’s Extinct
Volcanoes, Coningsby's Plundering and Blundering, Balzac’s
Definition of a Critic, M. Thiers’ Obituary Addresses, and
the other choice specimens of his talent for eclectic epigrammatizing—that the President of the Thing was called Lagmadur. The first syllable is unpleasantly suggestive of the
rural régime, under which we have the present happiness,
according to the received formula, to live, but we trust to the
Member for Bucks to keep us moving.
Tales. Suchlike and so distinguished.
See Kinglake’s "Crimea; ” or the work of any veracions
historian of the Russian War, say that of M. Thiers, or,
better still, that of any of the companions of the author of
the “History of Caesar.”
Notes to Canto the First.
Our Gentleman from Dapping (VIII).—Every public
schoolboy knows that the fearless and reproachless Bayard
was the grandfather of Chastelard. But, as everybody is
not a public schoolboy, we print from the Dictionnaire de
Bouillet the following brief account of Mary’s hapless lover :
•—“ Pierre de Boscobel de Chastelard, un gentilhomme
Dauphinois, était petit-fils de Bayard. Ayant conçu une
violente passion pour la célèbre Marie Stuart, épouse de
Francois II., il suivit cette princesse en Ecosse après la mort
de ce monarque. Il fut surpris dans la chambre de Marie,
et condamné à perdre la tète.” Mr. Swinburne has sung, in
impassioned lines, the moving history of Chastelard’s erotic
adventures ; and the Saturday Review, whilst rebuking, has
fully described them.
David, Bathsheba (XIV).—Mr. Peter Bayle, in his Critical
and Historical Dictionary, thus sums up the case he makes
against the royal prophet, the man after God's own heart :
— “Those who shall think it strange that I speak my
mind about the actions of David compared with natural
morality, are desired to consider three things :—I. They
themselves are obliged to own that the conduct of this
prince towards Uriah is one of the greatest crimes which
can be committed. There is then only a difference of more
to less between them and me ; for, I agree with them, that
the other faults of the prophet did not hinder him being filled
with piety, and great zeal for the glory of God. He was
subject alternately to passion and grace. This is a misfor
tune attending our nature since the fall of Adam. The
grace of God very often directed him ; but on several
occasions passion got the better ; policy silenced religion.
2. It is very allowable of private persons, like me, to judge
of Facts contained in the Scripture, when they are not ex
pressly characterized by the Holy Spirit. If the Scripture,
in relating an action, praises or condemns it, none can
appeal from this judgment: every one ought to regulate his
approbation or censure on the model of Scripture. I have
not acted contrary to this Rule: the facts, upon which I
have advanced my humble Opinion, are related in the Holy
Scripture, without any mark of approbation affixed by the
Spirit of God. 3. It would be doing an injury to the
Eternal Laws, and consequently to the true Religion, to
give Libertines occasion to object, that when a man has been
once inspired by God, we look upon his Conduct as the Rule
of Manners; so that we should not dare to condemn the
Actions of People, though most opposite to the notions of
Equity, when such an one had done them. There is no
Medium in this Case ; either these actions are not good, or
Actions like them are not evil ; now, since we must choose
either the one or the other, is it better not to take care of the
Interests of Morality than the glory of a private Person ? •
Otherwise, will it not be evident, that one chooses rather to
expose the Honour of God than that of a mortal Man ?
Own the Corti (XVI).—According to the strict classical
ipsissima verba of the Sacred Vedas of the United States,
this should be written " acknowledge the corn.” Dr. Scheie
de Vere thus narrates the origin of the phrase. It arose out
of the misfortune of a flat-boatman, who had come down to
New Orleans, with two flat boats, laden, the one with corn,
the other with potatoes. He was tempted to enter a gambling
establishment, and lost his money and his produce. On re
turning to the wharf at night, he found the boat laden with
corn had sunk in the river ; and when the winner came next
morning to demand the stake, he received the answer,
“Stranger, I acknowledge the corn, take ’em; but the
potatoes you cant have, by thunder ! ”
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JON
DUAN.
Canto The First.
i.
HE blood of Duan’s race was very blue—
In indigo, indeed, an uncle dealt—
The Heralds’ College, too, had got a clue,
Pursuing which, the prouder members felt
The Duans were as old as any Jew,
Who had been asked by them to kindly melt
Certain acceptances, from time to time—
As done by Israel in every clime.
II.
The fluid in the Duans’ veins was mixed;
Not wholly Saxon, nor of Norman strain— •
For early tribes had not their dwellings fixed,
But wandered forth in search of grass and grain.
Much as, sweet reader, yesterday, thou picksed
Thy villa on the Thames, close to the train ;—To mind thy shop in London smoke; then rush
Into the country from the crowd and crush.
IV.
They searched thro’ Lubbock, his Primeval man
(Whose words weigh well, and far above his coin),
Hoping to find a record of the clan,
But couldn’t trace a single rib or loin
From which they might have come; so chose a branNew pedigree, which sought Jon’s folk to join
With one who came with Marie’s suite from France,
Marie the sweet, who led the men a dance.
v.
All know—a periphrase which means, how few—
’Mongst Marie’s amants stood French Chastelard,
Of whom ’tis saying nothing fresh or new,
That his unfortunate, or lucky, star
Brought her to love him whom she, after, slew;—
A mangled victim ’neath her loving Car.
But Bayard’s grandson felt, when he gained Mary,
Ecstatic bliss, which naught could raise or vary.
VI.
ill.
The Duans’ archives do not throw much light on
What rank they held, as Cave men, in the past;
But, as their modern way is just to fight on,
We may suppose they were the men to last;—
That age was not the one to form a Crichton,
Then were no feeds to speak of, but of mast;
And dinner orat’ry was not in vogue,
Words were so short that all was monologue.
Now, ’tis a very strange, tho’ truthful fact,
That some men, tho’ they’ve known the tip-top
dames,
Have not disdained with lowlier maids to act,
As though the Royal or Imperial flames
Had something in them which so much attacked
The nerves, that ’spite of the most loyal claims.
They’ve fell a-flirting with a “ Waiting Lady”— •
And thought it venial if the Queen was “fadey.”
B
�yON DUAN.
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VII.
XII.
fis certain. Chastelard had no excuse
Of fadiness in Mary, to atone
For making eyes at others, but the deuce
Is in some men, for when they’re left alone,
They can’t contain themselves ; but on the loose
They get ; and enter the unfaithful zone,
In moment’ry unmindfulness of her
Who, did she know it, would kick up a stir.
She was a Marguerite, Bellanger to wit,
Who pleased the Third Napoleon for awhile,
By wiles well known, and for the old well fit—
These to describe won’t suit our English style ;
So, by your leave, we would them pretermit,
Altho’ naught pleases more than scenes of guile;
And, to speak truth—which is above and ’fore all—
France is, of all known lands, the most immoral!
VIII.
To Duan’s forefathers we would return ;
But must a moment keep you in the South,
To note where Austria’s Empress wished to learn
The English tongue from moustached, warlike
mouth.
Ah ! Francis Joseph, you with rage may burn,
But, if you won’t forsake the ways of youth,
Your charming wife, slim-waisted, full of grace,
Will make her game and start a steeple chase.
XIII.
til
Our gentleman from Dauphiny had seen
The Queen’s four Maries, and full often thought
Had Mary Stuart not his mistress been,
One of these dames d’honneur he would have
sought ;
For he did fancy one of them did lean
A little to his side, when he had brought,
Perchance, some heather from King Arthur’s Seat,
To please his Queen, whom he had come to meet.
IX.
And why is it, sw’eet woman, you incline
To listen to /zA tongue, and note his eye,
And love the fellow, when he isn’t thine ?
Is it because you like to make her cry,
In whose possession this same youth has lien ?
We fear it is so, and must call “Fie ! fie !”
Because, if we don’t, others will do’t, you know,
And we, as Jove, had better scold our Juno.
x.
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’Twas true enough ; one of the four was struck,
And Chastelard, the striker, had his way ;
So well it is to live in way of luck ;
And good such facts, for those who sing the lay—
For, if there wrere no doe to please the buck,
No “poor deluded,” nor “ deceiver gay”—
What would become of novelists and poets,
Tho’, for Afflatus’ sake, they drank up “Moet’s ”?
XT.
il
R
Have you not heard of Widow Eugénie,
Who, when a wife, quitting the Emperor,
Did from the Court of France instanter flee,
And scandal make, because a woman bore
A burden she should not ;—one of those filles
Who care for naught but naughtiness, and store
Of di’monds, coral, pearl, and rentes, or rolls
Of billets, notes, or cheques on Coutts or Bowles ?
XIV.
From Dan to Beersheba ’tis all the same :—
Jacob and Rachel; Sarah and the King ;
David, Bathsheba ; very much to blame
(She was a bad mark for the Psalmist’s sling);
The tale don’t change; ’tis only in the name :
’Tis not—thank God!—otir place the dirt to fling,
We leave such work to Beecher and his Church,
Where’s dirt enough all Brooklyn to besmirch.
xv.
We hope it’s now extremely clear to all
Where Duan’s people came from ; for, indeed,
We can’t get on without some facts to fall
Upon ; yet, now, some critic who shall read
This verse, may, if permitted, choose to call
Attention to the fact that our Jon’s breed
Is not legitimate, but bastard-born
Well, if it must be so,—we’ll own the corn.
XVI.
Our first love-making, that’s a great event,
Standing from out the flat shores of our life,
Like Devon sandstone, or chalk cliff in Kent;
But seldom ending in her being our wife,
Whose charms our green youth th’ unknown fire
had lent;
For boys of eighteen, in their first love-strife,
Find older women more omnipotent
Than younger demoiselles who blush and start,
Not having learned the ways of Cupid’s dart.
�JON DUAN.
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XVII.
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XXII.
Not more exempt than other white or black man,
Kalmuck, Caucasian, or wan d’ring Tartar,
Or Indian Red, or pig-tail China Jackman—
Each one for ever wanting some one’s “darter”—Jon felt a shock, and straight became a pack-man
With a love load, for which he gave in barter
That adoration pure, and worship truthful,
Which blasé men sneer down as “ very youthful.”
The hill is breasted, and the top is reached,
And fast down hill the line of hounds extends;
And to the yokel old, and boy just breeched,
Who stand beneath the hedge, just where it
bends,
It is a view superb; and ’twill be preached
That night, in slow Kent phrase, which greatly
tends
To help the talethat- “ ’twor a real bloomin’
Soight to see the hounds over plough a-roomin’.”
XVIII.
Though Duan often laughed at his first hit,
I
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When harder grown, and much more up to snuff ;
Yet, when ’twas on, he felt the strong love-fit
Shake him with strong sensations, quite enough
To please and torture him, as he did sit
In admiration mute—the simple muff !—
Of sweet Maria, as she bent her head
Over her book or plate, or prayed, or fed.
XXIII.
Lady Maria is but gently moving,
She knows, the paces ; knows, too, the wire
fences;
And tho’ her temperament’s inclined to loving,
She’s found that common sense the topping sense
is;
So she reserves herself, but keeps improving
The place she has; but never once commences
To try her very best, till she’s persuaded
She must try other, charms, since youth’s are
faded.
XXIV.
XIX.
Like other women who have got to thirty,
She knew a little of the ways of men,
IAnd, just as happened to our Royal Bertie,
Duan was taught some things he didn’t ken
Before, and found the new-learned ways so “purty,”
That he became Maria’s slave, and ten
I Times more than many people thought was proper,
They riding went:—and once Jon came a
“cropper.”
In following foxes, she was just the same,
She was as cool at this as when a heart
Was startled by her eyes; or other game,
On which she’d set her mind, was in the mart;
N or cruel, nor selfish was she, but a dam.e
Ready on any jig or joust to start;
And loved that man who near at hand did lay,
To take her to the field or to the play.
xxv.
Now Duan suited her just to a “t,”
Except in this—he was a trifle young;
That didn’t matter for a vis-a-vis,
But in the hunting field, it might be flung
Into her face, by a dear, kind lady
(Thus Charity adorns the female tongue),
That she had brought her nephew out from Eton,
Where, probably, he had been lately beaten.
XXVI.
xx.
’Twas in a hunt down with the West Kent hounds,
Over the hills, from Horton to the right;
And tho’ the pack’s not good, and wood abounds,
Yet ’twas a pretty and exciting sight
To see the horsemen; glorious, too, the sounds
Of the ground-striking hoofs ; fierce, too, the light
She knew that Duan loved her, but she’d passed—
Like nearly all who are bon-ton, just now—■
Through such experiences in years amassed,
That she well knew the value of a vow
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JON DUAN.
Made by a youth to her who’s aging fast;—
She knew some day or other they would “ row.”
Were there not hidden in her books and drawers,
Portraits of lovers she had lost by scores ?
XXVII.
But if we slowly canter in this way,
Searching my Lady’s mind, the night will come,
And find our hunters, after a hard day,
Distant a weary twenty miles from home.
So that we catch Jon Duan, let us pray—
And, as it’s heavy going on wet loam,
We’ll spur our Pegasus with hopes of laurel;
And pass the field of horses, bay and sorrel.
XXVIII.
In the best families, accidents occur ;
And hunting accidents are never rare,—
Think of the chances : you may catch your spur,
Cannon your enemy, or throw your mare :,
In many such ways you may make a stir,
And at a county meeting gain a stare,
From some sweet creature, who, like Desdemona,
Loves hair-breadth ’scapes as well as Dea bona.
XXIX.
Duan’s last gallop was almost performed,
Although he’d no idea of what was coming ;
And, as veracious poets, well informed,
We should not merit praises, but a drumming
Out of the Laureate’s fort so late we stormed,
If we delayed from saying, that the numbing
Sensation Duan’s just experiencing
Were not due to ill riding, or bad fencing.
XXX.
For ’twas no fence he’d gone at, nor drop jump,
Nor anything that tries a horseman’s skill;
And tho’ some roarers had begun to pump,
Through having gone the pace that’s sure to kill
The duffers ; yet J on’s mare, a thorough trump,
Went steady, as an old ’un at a mill;
So we must tell you in the following strain,
Why Duan lay extended on the plain.
XXXI.
For him, as many others, ’twas a drain
That settled him ; a drain too much, in fact,
Which had been made to carry off the rain,
But sent our hero spinning—a worse act,
�JON DUAN.
Causing, perhaps, concussion of the brain ;
So sudden and so shocking the impact.
For Duan’s mare, alas, put her foot in it,
And Duan’s head came “ crack,” in half a minute.
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That he the chase loved well as pill and blister—
Felt Duan’s pulse; and said, there’ll be no hearse
Wanted for him this bout, if common care
Is taken, but he’s bound to lose his hair.
XXXII.
Our hero lay there very much at rest;
The blood oozed from his temple, o’er his eye ;
And all his get-up, hat and coat and vest,
Was sadly soiled ; and some said he would die
Before assistance came ; which added zest
To the day’s sport; though some might haply cry,
When they did hear their favourite was killed,
Upon a field not warlike, but just tilled.
XXXVII.
He’d lost his fox, and now must lose his hair,
’Twas very hard ; at least it seemed hard lines ;
But, then, you see, he’d gained a something there
Which they knew not; for Providence combines
A set of compensations, and don’t spare
For lenience e’en to sinners’ faults and fines ;
Content if of good deeds she find a few—an’
There really was a lot of good in Duan.
XXXIII.
Not many stopped to see what could be done :
A hunt is not the place for sentiment ;
Those for’ard didn’t want to lose the fun,
And were on Reynard’s death much more intent,
Than caring for the life of any one
As human as themselves ; quite innocent
Of any motive, yet no doubt believing
The world would be improved by some men leaving.
XXXIV.
But we will do some justice while we may,—
And, place aux dames, my Lady gallops up
On her old grey, well warranted to stay
The longest run, and ready aye to sup
On his bran mash at close of hardest day ;
Welcomed at home by stable cat and pup,—■
Lady Maria joins the little group,
Nor lets, on seeing Jon, her courage droop.
XXXV.
Forth from her flask a little spirit pours
Into our hero’s mouth ; his poor pale lips
Reminding her of kisses by the scores
She’d had of them ; such as a woman sips,
Who’s fond of kissing, and, in fact, adores
The men who give them ; ’twas her ladyship’s
Delight, indeed ; and we repeat once more,
She’d plenty had from other men before.
xxxvi.
Duan’s white brow she bandaged like a Sister
Of Charity, or like a St. John’s nurse,
With her own handkerchief, while, to assist her,
A little sporting doctor—none the worse
XXXVIII.
Two “varmer’s” men upon a hurdle took him,
Gently as if he’d been their little child,
To a near cottage, nor at all they shook him ;
For little food had made their natures mild.
And Lady May not for an inch forsook him,
But on his handsome face, all-hoping, smiled.
It is quite true—if you’d a woman win,
Get weak or wounded, then you will “ wire in.”
XXXIX.
With more of tender feeling than she’d felt
For Duan all the time that he had courted her,
My Lady, self-controlled, unused to melt,
Smiling most sweetly just when things most
thwarted her,
Having the nature of the'happy Celt—
(Debrett and Burke of Irish blood reported
her)—
My Lady led the way for Duan’s entry,
And, as the yokels bore him in, stood sentry.
XL.
The cottage was a lovely little place,
Belonging to my lord, we mean not ours, but
Lady Maria’s lord, who had the grace,
Being a kind lord—blessed, too, with the
“Gower” strut—■
To be quite blind to the most obvious trace
Of ’Ria’s “goings on,” e’en in her bower shut;
Nor cared a jot for what was said by rumour,
As long as Lady M. kept in good humour.
�JON DUAN
XLI.
We hope we’re clear before our readers now—
We’ve had a deal of trouble with the rhyme ;
We’ve landed Duan, who will make his bow
As soon as may be, in his gaysome prime ;
Cured of his wound;—but, there, we don’t know how
His heart will feel; still, loving is no crime,
And we, with all our hearts, wish Duan joy,
Having become quite spooney on the boy.
XLII.
And sweet on him, my Lady came—Eheu !
’Tis ever so ; one gives the cheek to kiss,
The other kisses it: we know it, so do you :
Duan before his fall had felt the bliss
Of loving; now, somehow, he’d lost the cue,
Whilst Lady May had found how much she’d
miss
When Duan should depart; but in her cooings,
She never once deplored her present doings.
XLIII.
Is that a fact about remorse, we wonder ?
Is it the least true that men do repent
When youth and age lie many years asunder,
And all our brightness and our force are spent?—
Grieve men for youthful follies as a blunder ?—
Is sackcloth worn for salad merriment ?—
It may be so ; still we think, indigestion
Alone makes men say “Yes ” to such a question.
XLIV.
We’ve known a many various men in life,
High, Low, Jack, Game, all four, all sorts and
sizes ;
Some who’ve behaved like bricks in serious strife,
Some on the bench, some summon’d to th’ assizes,
One’s in the Church, one’s just divorced his wife,
And one’s a publisher, who advertises
What he declares is “ Beeton’s Annual New,”
Whilst B. asserts the statement isn’t true.
XLV.
Being inquisitive, that we might know
From diff’rent minds what each felt on this point,
We’ve asked the men above if it is so
With them, if they regretted any joint
�yON DUAN.
Proceedings in those sweet spring days, that go
So swift and are so precious, that anoint
With pungent memories all the years that follow,
When baldness comes, and teeth are growing
hollow.
XLVI.
Well, each one’s answer show’d the self-same thing,
Which was, that they’d enjoyed their youth-time
greatly,
And that the only trouble and real sting
Was, in some cases, that they’d grown too
stately-—(Which meant, too fat) that no new times could bring
The pleasures of the past ; — when Bridget,
“ nately,”
Would dance a jig, Janet the Highland Fling,
Rose fill the cup, and Alice ditties sing.
XLVII.
Ah ! dear old Béranger has caught the strain—
“ La jambe bien faite et le temps perduf
Never such honest verse we’ll see again ;
For, readers (this betwixt ourselves and you),
Humbug has on this land such strong chains lain,
We ne’er, with all our strength, can break them
through,
Until—oh ! happy day, arise ! arise !—
Truth makes Hypocrisy her lawful Prize.
XLVIII.
’Twas most important you should understand
Our feelings on the subject of Remorse,
Because the subject that we have in hand—
(That it’s objective, Bismarck would enforce)
Duan, the subject, is of that stout band
Who nothing but the natural, will endorse;
And, as we can’t be fighting our own hero,
We “ ditto” say, though Cant may weep, “Oh,
dear, oh ! ”
XLIX.
As Duan, soon, became a little better,
And his hurt temple had begun to heal ;
He learnt how much he was my Lady’s debtor,
And with his thanks, and more, soon made her
feel
How sweet caresses are ; and thinking, set her,
How grateful manhood is ; and set the seal
Of real fervour on the yielding wax,
Which, when not felt, makes loving limp and lax.
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L.
These cottage days, alas, too quickly fled ;
And ever more my Lady treasured them;
For, though she gaily spent her time, and led,
In after life, the rout, nor sought to stem
Her later fancies, when Jon’s love was dead—
Yet, when they met, it needed all her phlegm
To seem as though she’d never cared about him,
And had but nursed, in order just to flout, him.
LI.
One day a maiden, urged by anguish keen,
Went down by the North Kent to Greenhithe
Station,
For in her country home she had just seen—
Amongst the other news of our great nation—■
Duan’s mishap described, and how he’d been
Thought dead. She, in a loving perturbation,
Did not clap spurs into her steed, as knights would,
But left by the first train which called at Briteswood.
LII.
Lady Maria had gone up to town,
To be at Guelpho’s fancy ball that night :
So, met the train which brought the damsel down.
We’ll not go in for telling the brave sight
At Marlborough House—but note the inquiring
frown
My Lady’s maid gave, as she asked “What
might
Miss want with Mister Jon-—-he’s very weak,
And doctor has left word he mustn’t speak?”
LIII.
Poor Letty Lethbridge, she was near to faint,
When the trained maid thus met her anxious
quest;
But love is strong in sinner and in saint,
And to see Jon she still would do her best:—
“ Is there no way to see him ?”—“ No, there ain’t,”
The Cockney said.—“ I won’t disturb his rest,”
Said pretty Letty,—“ Only just to see him;
Oh, won’t the doctor let me, if I fee him ?”
Liv.
“ Fee him, indeed ! If anyone could do it,
I am the party, although I dare not.
My Lady, on the spot, would make me rue it.”
“ Lady !—what lady ?/’ Letty gasped, all hot.
�JON DUAN.
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“ Lady Maria ; if she only knew it,
She’d give up Coming K----- and all the lot;
My goodness me ! it puts me in a tremyor
Only to think of it! what a dilemyor 1 ”
LV.
Billings was yielding ; only just a little,
But’twas enough to give the Lethbridge hope,—
Not that my Lady’s maid did care a tittle
About my Lady’s anger : she could cope
With that; besides, she knew how very brittle
Was man’s love, and how soon and sharp it
broke;
And she had seen some symptoms of Jon’s tiring,
And thought 7us would go out, bar some new
firing.
LVI.
Letty began then, in a gracious way— r
She had her purse, too, in her open palm :—
“I want to see Jon Duan, and I pray
You do whate’er you can to bring me balm ;
And I will give you all I have, to-day,
If but my fears about him I may calm.
Let me but have one peep at him, sweet honey,
And you shall have—oh, lots and lots of money ! ”
lvii.
The sovereigns did it—Letty gave her purse,
And Billings took her where our hero lay,
Saying, “ You mustn’t make a bit of ‘ furse,’ *
Then I don’t mind how long you with him stay.”
And Letty, happy she was now his nurse,
Felt that her night had brightened into day,
Though, still, the jealous doubt would come to
bother,
Who was this lady, whom she longed to smother ?
LVIII.
Duan was dozing; men do, ill or well;
And nothing’s more enjoyable on earth,
Whether you’re visioning the last night’s belle
You danced with ; or when comes a total dearth
Of news and scandal. So that it befell
Letty did gaze, as Duan dozed. No berth
So pleasurable could anyone have given her—
To write down all her joy, ’twould take a scrivener.
LIX.
Duan, in turning lazily about,
Opened his peepers, and caught sight of something
Which, to his half-roused mind, did seem, no doubt,
A little strange ; however, like a dumb thing,
He stayed ; and baby-like, tried to make out
What ’twas before his eyes—a fee, fo, fum thing,
His doziness divined ;—soon, shape it takes,
And when it did so, quickly Duan wakes.
LX.
We’re not a Wilkie Collins—God be praised ’
Not that we don’t think involutions fine ;
We do, in fact; but don’t wish our brain crazed
To trace a tale in geometric line.
So don’t imagine you are to be mazed
Just after, or before, you’ve been to dine—
For ’twas indeed a simple, plain old thing
That Duan saw—a palpable gold ring.
LXI.
That plain gold rings resemble plain gold rings,
Must be, we think, a proposition simple—
It would not puzzle one of our old kings ;
Still, there is many a woman with a dimple,
Whose nerves are sensitive on such old things ;
And e’en that sister, who doth wear a wimple,
Is touched, maybe, when those smooth circlets
golden
Are seen on hands where they should not be holden.
lxh.
But as a cheese-mite knows another mite,
In that rich Stilton cheese you have in cut;
And as an oyster knows its pearl by sight,—
So Duan knew this ring from out a rut
Of rings ; and would have bet, e’en being “tight,”
He’d spot it in whatever light ’twas put;
For ’twas the one he’d put on Letty Lethbridge
One day at church, when they were down at
Fettridge.
LXIII.
Poor little Robson in that wondrous role
Of wand’ring Minstrel, which he really made,—
Unlike creations now, which most are “ stole,”—
When he did sing of Villikins’s jade,
Was wont to pause, as he his song did troll,
And, looking with that look demurely staid,
Would say, ’Tis not a comic song I’m singing—
So we—’Tis not an intrigue we’re beginning.
���JON DUAN.
LXIV.
There’s nothing on the cross, we do assure you,
No figure of the kind you’ll see in Spain ;—
We don’t invent bad stories to allure you,
We leave such things for Ouida to explain.
Duan’s a gentleman, and is to cure you
Of some crude notions as to future pain ;
Meanwhile, there’s something in the following
stanza,—
At least we’ll hope so, and say—Esperanza !
LXV.
Now for it; let us tell about the ring—
’Tis not the Book and Ring, remember that;
But just a story of a boy in spring,
Who gave his play and pew-mate, pink and fat,
This rounded circlet, whose romance we sing,
Causing amongst her fellows mirth and chat,
Whene’er they met at Manor House or Farm—■_
Now where, ye nasty nice ones, where’s the harm?
LXVI.
.
If you are disappointed, Tartuffe olden,
So much the better ; you have bought our poem,
Hoping for some things you’ll not find so golden—Or gilded, rather, as you hoped we’d show ’em—
You’ve bought J. D., and carefully it folden
In that same drawer with pictures where you
stow ’em ;
And now you’re done—we’re very glad to do you,
And if we could—you and your crew, we’d stew
you !
,
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You’ll always find he’s hard upon the pious,—
Who, if they could, would burn us, and then try us.
LXIX.
Sweet, simple Letty, she was very charming,
Such a good little thing, that all did love her ;
And as for anyone to think of harming
Her, ’twas impossible ; for those above her,
And those in rank below, who did the farming
Upon her father’s land, would ever cover her
With blessings for her kind and thoughtful ways,
And give her, what the parson wanted—praise.
LXX.
Duan had seen not much of London town,
Before he scented something dull and vapid,
And though he was too young, as yet, to frown
On those who set the pace a little rapid,
Yet, for all that, he often took a train down
To see the little maid he ne’er found sapid ;
Who, though, o’erjoyed to see her darling lover,
Took time before she could her wits recover.
LXXI.
If you know such a maiden, and are young,
Love her and bless her, keep your troth and
word ;
Not all the songs that poets ever sung,
Not all the sweetest trills from singing-bird,
Not Shelley’s lark, nor linked sweetness flung
By Swan of Avon,—sweetest sounds e’er heard;
Not all these, on a million others mounted,
Can claim an ear, when a maid’s tale’s recounted.
LXVI I.
But all this time we’ve purposely abstained
From peeping at Jon Duan and his Letty ;
UY know she’s thoroughly by spot unstained,
And think that looking on is very petty,
So is eavesdropping ; and if you are pained,
Good-hearted reader, kiss your own dear Betty ;
And you will know, for one thing, what they did,
Although we were not ’hind the curtains hid.
LXXII.
We’ve not a word to say for Duan’s flirting
With other women in his London life ;
He couldn’t be accused, ’tis true, of hurting
The sentiments so dear to Grundy’s wife,
His bonnes fortunes he never thought of blurting ;
No cuckold threatened him with shot or knife ;
No more discreet young fellow’s gone to Hades
In what concerned his doings with the ladies.
LXVIII.
Thanks to his nature fine, a well-bred man
Will reverence what is good and what is pure ;
He mayn’t believe what’s told of prophet Dan,
Nor many things of which the Pope’s cock-sure,
Yet will he carry out what he began ;
His love of truth for truth’s sake will endure ;
LXXIII.
My Lady knew that Duan was a leal lad,
But that he loved like Jeunesse loved the
L’Enclos,
A petite passion, which makes one feel mad
For a few weeks or months, but doesn’t often go
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Longer than that ; then one feels hard and steelclad
’Gainst her who might have nursed you in
your long clo’—
Old women can’t expect men’s love for ever,
Let them, of all wiles that they know, endeavour.
LXXIV.
It had all past—his heart was wholly L-etty’s ;
Just now at any rate, and he forgot
The hunting and the fall, for he had met his
First love, won in past years, whom not for dot
He loved ; for by the side of Lady Betty’s,
The Lethbridge lands were small and mort
gaged—not
Like neighbouring Lady B.’s, who owned the park,
But hadn’t quite the charms to please our spark.
LXXV.
The day had worn on ; Duan had been served
With all his usual fare, and Letty went
At times to see the walks and roads that curved
Around the cottage built on an ascent,
Commanding a grand view, which well deserved
The title of the prettiest scene in Kent—There down below, seen through its oaks and
beeches,
Stretched Father Thames down to the sea in
reaches.
LXXVI.
They’d spoken of old times, our youth and maid,
And smiled and laughed, and Letty nearly
cried
At the remembrance of a cruel thing said
By Duan once. She’d been, too, sorely tried,
When older girls made eyes at Jon ;•—afraid
That he might change, and take another bride.
But Duan’s just that “kinder sort o’ man,” you
see,
Who knows the sex as well as Ballantyne, Q.C.
lxxvh.
He might make blunders in the books he pub
lished,
Be an enthusiast for Rochefort’s Lanterne;
Be in a bargain with Barabbas vanquished
(Jon in mere trading was the wee-est bairn) ;
But with the women ne’er was Duan dubbed
“ dished ”—
As Derby dished the Whigs—but like Jules
Verne,
Takes Phileas round the world in eighty days,
Duan the women won ; he knew their ways.
LXXVIII.
He had a funny theory on this head,
Which may be worth reporting to the world
(If it is not, just think, then, ’twas not said).
Well, his assertion was, that hair which curled,
Bright eyes which shone (and weren’t like cod
fish dead),
Long arms that clasped as in the waltz they
twirled,
The lissom limb, the backbone straight, and
small feet,
Were manly charms which in most men don’t all
meet.
LXXIX.
And when they did,—and here you’ll see the
point,—
Women admired, and common men did hate
The lucky man who showed the shapely joint :
And in this life ’twas sure to be his fate
That all the sex that’s fair would him anoint
With sweetest unguents, morning, noon, or
late—
And so it worked, that men who’d luck with
women,
Had usually to count most males their foemen.
LXXX.
Poor Letty had been hovering round the question
As to the lady of whom Billings spoke ;
And she had often got as far as “Yes, Jon,
But tell me who?”—and then her courage
broke.
She was afraid, perhaps, of his digestion,
And more she feared that she might be awoke
To listen to some fearful revelation,
More shocking than poor Lady Dilke’s cremation.
LXXXI.
Well, and it came at last, and Duan felt it
A very awkward question to discuss ;
But, the bull taking by the horns, he dealt it
A blow which settled it without much fuss :
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He knew the girl’s soft heart, and so, to melt it,
He told her all about his absent “ nuss
Except a fact or two, by some suspected,
At which poor Letty might have felt dejected.
LXXXII.
But we have left Society some time,
And how will that great mart get on without us ?
To-day a hundred would commit a crime
To gain an entry—pray, will any doubt us ?—
To see the Coming I<------ ’s great pantomime
At Marlborough House; and, oh, how some
will flout us
Because we print—what some there dared to say—
“ We wonder if Lome’s mother-in-law will pay ? ”
lxxxhi.
A change of scene now comes ; and for a spell,
Whilst Duan’s getting happier every minute,
We go to town, and cab it to Pall Mall,
And see the world, and hear what fresh news’
in it;—
And there’s a story going, which, if no sell,
Bodes mischief; so we may as well begin it:—
Lady Maria, ’spite of phlegm and fashion,
Has gone into a fearful, towering passion.
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She knew how useless ’twas her wit to try,
And ’gainst her Grace’s influence to fight;
So unto Duan’s arms she thought she’d fly,
And tell her sorrows to her youthful knight.
Alas ! her cup was soon to overflow,
And she was doomed to feel a harder blow.
LXXXVII.
A woman’s senses are extremely keen,
When she’s in love, and Letty heard some words
Spoken below, and ere the form was seen,
She knew, as know the little mother birds
When danger threatens—there must be a scene ;
And, as a warrior his armour girds,
So Duan’s present nurse her courage braces,
Nor shows of fear even the slightest traces.
LXXXVIII.
Having within us tender hearts and pity,
We feel grief for the elder woman’s case ;
We’re not like those promoters in the City,
Who laugh at victims of their schemings base;
We feel that Duan’s conduct’s not been pretty,
And that he don’t deserve an ounce of grace;
But, having said so in our own defence,
We’ll let the ladies show their skill of fence.
LXXXIX.
LXXXIV.
A Duchess, aged, one of Guelpho’s friends,
Met her at Madame Louise’s to-day ;
And—see how small a thing the sex offends—
Asked if her little boy went out to play.
Furious, on Duchess M. a frown she bends,
Retorting—“ Now, be careful what you say,
Or I shall tell that little tale of Bertie,
When he was but sixteen and you were thirty.”
LXXXV.
This shocked the Duchess very much, perforce ;
But, with the sang froid of a lady born,
She said, “You go to Marlborough House, of
course,
To-night ; you’ll be received just like poor
Lome :
You’ll see if Guelpho will my words endorse,
For all your life yourwords to me you’ll mourn.”
Then spoke to Madame Louise as to lace,
Without the least emotion in her face.
LXXXVI.
Lady Maria did not stay to buy
What she intended for the ball that night;
Duan sat up upon his sofa, thinking,
As on the stairs my Lady’s foot-fall fell,
Whoever got the best in the sharp pinking,
He could not come out of the contest well;
There was no way of skulking or of blinking ;
In fact, he felt quite sea-sick at the swell
Of varying emotions, which, like ocean’s,
Caused heavings tremulous and nauseous motions.
XC.
Entered, the practised woman of the world,
To tread the stage, and act a scene of life ;
Her look was thunder, scorn her pale lips curled,
A very Amazon, arrayed for strife ;
At Letty, epithets like javelins hurled,
Piercing the maiden’s bosom like a knife ;
Yet, past the understanding of our dull wit,
She said no word against the real culprit.
XCI.
Letty grew fierce, as Duan’s heart was wrung;
She, with the divination purely sexual,
Knew why the taunts at her alone were flung ;
And, though there’s no description that’s called
textual,
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JON DUAN.
Of every fierce and horrid phrase that stung ;
Yet, women-folk, though we, so writing, vex
you all,
Believe that if Jon had been absent, then,
The work would have been different for our pen.
xcn.
’Twas jealousy of Letty’s being there—
There, in the very room for Jon made nice,
By her (Maria’s) loving hands and care—
Proved, ’neath the smooth exterior, there was
vice—
Vice like you found in that neat chesnut mare,
Which, bucking freely, threw you, fairly, thrice :
Vesuvian slopes, which vines and verdure drape,
Hide furious fires which, one day, must escape.
xcm.
Letty, whose temper had been growing heated
Under the bellows of my lady’s rage,
Now moved from where Jon lately had been seated,
Just like a frigate going to engage :
“Madam, you have me in a manner treated
Quite unbecoming to your rank and age ;
I felt to Duan as to a dear brother,
And he tells me you’ve been to him a mother.
xciv.
“Why, therefore, Madam, anger should you show,
Because I came to see him, having read,
Altho’ the news had travelled very slow,
He’d had a fall, and had been left for dead ;
Why was I wrong in setting forth to know
If there was truth in what the papers said ?
Jon Duan is my own accepted lover,
Why should I from the world my true love cover ?
’
xcv.
Potent is truth, and potent, too, is candour—
The latter may be now and then excessive,
As in some lines of Walter Savage Landor ;
But there was nothing wrong, or too aggressive,
In Letty’s words ; for she was bound to stand or
Fall by faith in Duan—who, digressive
From virtuous paths, should be received with
more joy,
Than if he’d always been an honest, poor boy.
xcvi.
The moment came, and with it came the man ;
It was too much for Duan to rest longer;
So, gathering his strength, he thus began :
“ I would not wish in any way to wrong her,
Who’s been so kind to me ; and when I scan
The kindness of her ladyship, feel stronger
To declare I shall remain for life her debtor,
And that no woman could be kinder, better;
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XCVII.
“ Still, and with shame I am obliged to own it,
However kindly Lady May has nursed me,
My loyalty is due, where I’ve not shown it,—
To Letty Lethbridge; for, cruel fate has
cursed me
With a weak nature—oh ! how I bemoan it—
Which has brought grief to you two, and
immersed me
In what I thoroughly deserve—a slough of des
pond—
’Twould serve me right if some one said a
horse-pond.”
XCVIII.
But it avails not to prolong the view
Of this unhappy meeting of the three ;
’Tis better to get each out of the stew
As best we can ; and Duan will agree
He’d rather be one of a Lascar crew
Under a Yankee “boss,” or “up a tree/’;
Or be in any sort of bad condition,
Than stay in that room, in his then position.
xcix.
So plucking up his courage and his strength,—
“ Lady Maria, I will take my leave,”
He said ; and saying, rose, erect, full length,—
“Miss Lethbridge,” turning to the girl, “I
grieve
That my misconduct should (here a parenthEsis occurred from failing breath)—I grieve
I have occasioned so much pain to friends—
I will do all I can to make amends.”
c.
And bowing “farewell” to her ladyship—
As, with a courtesy, Letty went out too,—
Duan, with faltering step and many a “ trip,”
Passed down the stairs, and then the door
went through,
Into the grounds, where to his trembling lip
Came from the beating heart, “ Thank God,
I do,
That that is over.” So do we sincerely ;
The printers, too, whose patience we’ve tried,
dearly.
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Canto The Second.
1.
E sing our Court—select, sedate, demure,
Bound in the virtuous chainsVictoria forges;
So good, so dull, so proper, and so pure,
And O ! so different from her Uncle George’s—
That “ first of gentlemen,” who, it seems sure,
Was fond of “life” and bacchanalian orgies ;
That blood relation of “ our kings to be,”
Who did not spell his “ quean” with double (i a ”
e.
II.
How great the change ! the courtly newsman’s pen
Has never now to rise above the level
Of commonplace particulars, save when
Victoria in her Highland home holds revel,
And dances with her Scotch dependents then,
As though she’d learned the castanets at Seville—■
N ot that with such vivacity we quarrel—
But why does she confine it to Balmoral ?
ill.
We wish our Queen would dance a little more,
Would follow Queen Elizabeth’s example;
And of her powers upon the dancing-floor
Would give us Englishmen, down south, a
sample.
That Scots alone are favoured makes us sore,
For surely London loyalty’s as ample :
And, with all deference, we think it silly
To dance a reel with gamekeeper or gillie.
IV.
How “ Good Queen Bess’’danced, history relates—•
You find it in her memoirs by Miss Aikin,
“ High and disposedly” she danced, as states
Quaint Sir James Melvil, who was somewhat
shaken
By what he saw ; and yet we find by dates
Her age then may at twenty-nine be taken—
A by no means too great age for a maiden
To dance, although with Queenly duties laden.
V.
And yet the people talked, and wagged their chins,
To hear the English Church’s head was danc
ing ;r
But now, when England’s Sovereign begins
To step it—vide note2—we’re not romancing—
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We’re rather glad, nor care a pair of pins,
Though she in years is certainly advancing ;
But, as we’ve said, its only right and fair,
Royal partners should be picked out with more care.
VI.
When, too, our virgin monarch ruled the land
(And, by the way, there’s doubt of her virginity),
She showed for certain nobles, great and grand,
A manifest and somewhat warm affinity;
And favourites ruled her Court, we understand,
And queenly heart as well, and the divinity
That hedges kings and queens—see Shakspeare’s
plays—
Was at a discount, rather, in those days.
VII.
Now quite another scene is being enacted
(Our Queen has morals far above suspicion),
And quite another way our Sovereign’s acted,
A way not wholly fitting her position ;—
For now the British public’s ear’s attracted
By circumstantial tales of the admission
Of menial Scotchmen to the royal favour ;—
This does not of the regal instinct savour.
VIII.
Cophetua loved a beggar-maid, ’tis true,
But that was passion, love has some excuse ;
But how excuse the Sovereign who can view
A set of stalwart gillies, sans the trews,
With what we call a preference undue ?
Not that our Lady has no right to choose,
But—wishing to be loyally obedient,—
We still assert such friendship’s not expedient.
IX.
If she’d have councillors, and friends, and guides,
Let her choose them ’mongst British gentlemen ;
And not select them from Scotch mountain-sides,
Nor pick them from the crofter’s smoky den ;
Nor trust the adventurers Germany provides,
Nor furnish tattle for the reckless pen
By efforts vain—the adage old and terse is —
To make the sow’s ears into silken purses.
Nor that she only hold high carnival .
When her Scotch servants marry; ’tis not fair
To us, who royal smiles are never rich in,
To find them lavished freely on her kitchen.
XI.
It may be pleasing, in a way, to hear
The luck of Ballater, and Braemar Glen;
How there our Sovereign for half the year
Retires from midst the haunts of Englishmen,
And spends her morning, dropping the sad tear,
And building Albert cairns on every Ben—
Then courts reaction in the afternoons,
By hearing Willie Blair play Scottish tunes.
XII.
Or taking tea in some dependent’s cottage,
Or seeing poor old widow Farquharson,
Or sharing some ’cute Highland woman’s pottage,
Or choosing for a gillie her stout son;—
But such things smack a “wee” too much of dotage,
To make us happy when we hear they’re done;
We want our Queen, in whom such duties rests,
To come and entertain her Royal guests.
XIII.
Come, if you please, Victoria, do not waste
Your valued time ’midst stalwart grooms' and
keepers,—
We dare not question your most royal taste,
Or we would add, cut off the “widow’s weepers,”—
Come back to us to do your duties, haste;
And leave old memories among the sleepers;
And if for quiet you still sometimes burn,
Let Ireland, long-neglected, have its turn.
XIV.
Nor make the Crathie church a raree-show,
To which the enterprising landlords run
Post-chaises, omnibuses, to and fro,
Crowded with tourists eager for the fun
Of scrambling for the places whence they know
A good view of their Sovereign may be won—
And, in a spirit less devout than jocular,
Their eyesight aid with Dolland’s binocular.
X.
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It is not seemly that the servants’ hall
Should form a Court, nor that the servants there
Should be the sole invités to a ball
Which the Queen graces with her presence rare ;
They turn their backs on altar and on preacher,
For the best pews with golden bribes they treat,
Regardless of the words of our great Teacher—
“ Make not My house a money-changer’s seat!’’—
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BOOKS for faster ; Books for feaster;
Though poets grumbled, poets sung,
Books for Shipping ; Books in Sets;
Books about our Household Pets;
And fortunes were most quickly made,
Books for Wholesale; Books for Retail;
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Forgetting God, they gaze up at his creature.
Your Majesty, this, surely, is not meet:-—•
Then they slip out as soon as they are able,
And make the tombstones serve as luncheon-table.
XVI.
O, stop this crying scandal, if you please,
Encourage not this sacrilege so shocking ;
Let not the tourists push, and rush, and squeeze,
Like London roughs to play-house gallery
flocking ;
Nor let next summer bring such scenes as these,
All that is sacred so completely mocking.
It can on no pretence be right and proper, a
House of God should be “ Her Majesty’s Opera!”
XVII.
What is there in stern Caledonia’s air
That makes our Sovereign forget her grief?
We wish profoundly she’d conceal her care
From English subject as from Scottish fief.
For we be loyal too, and cannot bear
The Gael should solely give our Queen relief—
That Highland pibrochs should her joys enhance,
Whilst we pipe on in vain to make her dance.
XVIII.
Surely would sing all England a Te Deum
If she could her beloved Queen persuade
To lock lor once and all the Mausoleum,
To leave in peace the dear, departed shade ;
Be less the égoïste, think less of “ meum,”
Save hard-worked ministers, and commerce aid,
By ending her seclusion ;—and to lean,
Being still a woman, to be more a Queen !
XIX.
We know her virtues—how she drives and walks,
And goes to church with charming regularity ;
We know her business tact—how well she talks
On politics ; we know her gracious charity
To German poverty—(’tis true, want stalks
In Osborne Cottages : why this disparity
We cannot say, though surely what is right
In Gotha, ’s ditto in the Isle of Wight).
xx.
We know, we say, how very pure our Queen is,
And what a manager ! and what a mother !
But, though all this so very plainly seen is,
We cannot quite our discontentment smother.
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Her virtues we admire ;—but what we mean is,
Of two moves she should choose the one or
t’other :—
The one is—Coming out amongst the nation ;
The other—Going in for Abdication.
XXI.
’Tis give and take. If we continue loyal—
And we are so without the slightest doubt—We certainly expect our lady royal
Will keep a court, and not aye fret and pout,—
Water without a fire will cease to boil,
And loyalty unshone on may go out.
If shining on it is not in her line,
Then let the Son appear and have a shine !
XXII.
We do not pay our Sovereign to hide
In northern solitudes, however sweet;
We want to view her in her pomp and pride,
And cheer her in the park and in the street;
We want her in our midst and at our side,
To grace our triumphs and our joys complete.
It does not seem a dignified position
To put Great Britain’s sceptre in commission.
XXIII.
Our Royal Mistress, yet, should have her due,—
She did come up to town a bit last season;
May she, next year, again, that course pursue,
And longer stay—we trust this is not treason—
Indeed, we personally yield to few
In loyalty; and therein lies the reason
Why on her Gracious Majesty we call
To heed the handwriting upon the wall.
XXIV.
Well, as we’ve said, last season saw the Queen
In London; and, most marvellous to say,
Whilst she was ling’ring sadly on the scene,
She held a drawing-room herself one day:
And, naturally, with ardour very keen,
Our fairest rushed their compliments to pay.
Duan, of course, as in his bounden duty,
Was in attendance at the beck of beauty.
xxv.
He wish’d, sans doittefasX beauty had not beckon’d,
For drawing-rooms were not in Duan’s line,—
Most etiquette insuff’rable he reckon’d,
And hated going out to dance or fee;
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Nor could he tolerate a single second,
The social miseries that we incline
To call, good God! in their inane variety,
The usages of elegant society.
XXVI.
Despite which, to the “drawing-room” he went,
For beauty draws, we know, with single hairs,
(And paints with hares’ feet, we might add, if bent
On being cynical, authorial bears ;
But as to be so is not our intent,
Our muse to no such cruel length repairs,
But simply adds that our great hero’s knock
Was heard in Clarges Street at twelve o’clock).
XXVII.
Beauty was ready, in a low-necked dress,
That showed more shoulder, certainly, than sense;
And dragged behind a train in all the mess,
That might have served, at just the same expense,
To cover up a bust which, we confess,
Was fair to see, but might p’rhaps give offence
To leaner sisters and to envious tongues—•
N ot to forget the danger to her lungs.
XXVIII.
Beauty’s mamma, a Countess of four-score,
Showed even more of charms, though they were
bony ;
And with a dress, than Beauty’s even lower,
Displayed much skin, the hue of macaroni;
Whilst in a wig most palpable, she wore
Three ostrich plumes, — poor Duan gave a
groan, he
Felt tempted sore to get up an eruption
’Gainst going to Court with such bedecked cor
ruption.
XXIX.
What sight on God’s earth can be more disgusting
Than painted, powder’d, and made-up old age ?
Its scragginess on the beholder thrusting,
And fighting time with feeble, wrinkled rage ;
Covering with tinsel what has long been rusting,
And writing hideous lies upon life’s page.
Ruins, when left alone, are often grand,
But worthless if they feel the plasterer’s hand.
XXX.
But there’s no time to moralise like this,—
The carriage of the Countess waits below,
And offering his arm to ma’ and miss,
Our hero hands them in, and off they go
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To plunge into the yaw-yawning abyss,
And mingle with the never-ceasing flow
That fills the Mall and Bird-cage Walk, intent
To crowd and take the Social Sacrament.
XXXI.
Full soon the bloated coachman had to stop
His horses, as the carriage falls in line ;
And from the curious crowd begin to drop
Remarks that made Jon Duan much incline
Out of the door of the barouche to pop,
And visit them with punishment condign ;
Though all they said to put him in a passion
Was, “ I say, here’s an old ewe dressed lamb
fashion 1 ”
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As ’twas, a rowel made her ankle bleed,
And scores of feet her long train trod upon,
Till, well-nigh fainting, and with terror dumb,
She almost wished that she had never come.
XXXVI.
Beauty’s mamma, a tried old dowager,
Made better progress, worked her skinny arms
In neighbouring sides, till they made way for her,
And op’ed a passage for her bony charms ;
She’d often pass’d the ordeal; so the stir
Filled her old crusty breast with no alarms :
Indeed, she must have been devoid of feeling,
As though her frame had undergone annealing.
XXXII.
XXXVII.
A tedious houi' went by : the carriage crawled
By slow degrees, and made its way by inches ;
The people chaff’d and cheer’d ; the p’licemen
bawled,
.But not a high-born dame or maid that flinches.
Nor would they, one of them, have been appall’d
Had all of Purgatory’s pains and pinches
To be passed through to gain St. James’s portal,
And courtesy low before a royal mortal!
Thus on they struggled, inch by inch, and stair
By stair ; now losing, now a little gaining ;
As though it were a life and death affair—
As though the goal to which they all were
straining
Were worth an endless lot of wear and tear,
And efforts manifold, and arduous training—
As though, indeed, this courtly p'resentation
Worked out their future and their full salvation.
XXXIII.
- At last the gate is gained where sentries stand,
Nor aim the inroad of the great to stay,
But grimly watch the fairest of the land
As they pass in to mix in the wild fray ;
To join the seething, surging, swaying band
That pushes on, its best respects to pay
To her, who for a whim—it can’t be malice—
Will use what our Jeames calls St. James’s “Palice.”
XXXIV.
And then and there was hurrying to and fro,
And hustling crowds, and symptoms of distress ;
And cheeks all pale, which but an hour ago
Blush’d at the sight of their own loveliness ;
And there were sudden rents and sounds of woe,
As skirts were torn and trampled in the press ;
Till Beauty, who that day was first presented,
Thought all “Who’s Who” were certainly demented.
xxxv.
She clung to Duan’s arm, and there was need,
For like a wave the well-dressed mob surged on,
Went pouring forward with impetuous speed,
Till she had been o’erwhelmed but for our Jon.
XXXVIII.
Still, ’tis no secret what they went to see,
A widow’d lady ; getting near three-score ;
Still mourning, in a costume “ ca.p”-d-ftU,
One dead some thirteen years ago and more.
An estimable lady as may be,
Yet looking on the whole thing as a bore.
Can we, if we dispassionately handle
The subject, say the game is worth the candle ?
XXXIX.
Duan thought not. If you the crown respect,
Go to the Tower and see the whole regalia,
It costs but sixpence ; or if you affect
The royal person, ’midst the penetralia
Of Tussaud’s wax-works we may soon detect
The waxen effigy ; and slobber daily a
Kiss or two upon the figure’s garments,
To show you are not democratic “varmints.”
XL.
But as to putting on absurd attire,
And running risks of damage and mishap,
Exposing corns and clothes to danger dire
To see a woman in a widow’s cap—
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George IV. As portrayed by the Tories.
Jon did not to such ecstasy aspire ;
In point of fact, he did not care a rap—
’Spite all the gushing of the penny journals—
To gaze at royalty sans its externals :
XLI.
But thousands do and thousands did that day,
Whose history, so far, has been related :
And as these rhymes must not go on for aye,
We think that Beauty long enough has waited
Upon the stairs ; we’ll take her from the fray,
And, with her pleasure all but dissipated,
We’ll pass her on, as Yankees put it, slickly,
And bring her to the presence-chamber quickly.
XLII.
Stay ! for thy tread is where a sovereign sits !
An Empire’s Queen is seated on that chair!
N or let a palsy overwhelm thy wits,
When thou perceiv’st she is not lonely there ; —
Nor sink into the earth ; since fate permits
Thine eyes to rest—if thou the sight canst bear—
On Princes and Princesses, fecund found,
In Guelphic lavishness arranged around.
XLIII.
See ! there is Albor’s eldest,—-language fails
To write the reverence his face inspires :
The sight of Coming K----- our colour pales,
Till loyalty lights up our facial fires.
God bless, by all means, Albert Prince of Wales!
For certainly His blessing he requires.
Though happily we long ago have sunk all
Fear that he’ll turn out like his gross great-uncle.
XLIV.
We do not mean the Duke of York, that cheat
■ Who, saving that of nature, paid no debts;
Nor Sussex, that nonentity complete,
Whose failings, fortunately, one forgets ;
Nor mean we Clarence, that buffoon effete
Whose reign each loyal Englishman regrets—
Rascal or madman, it is hard to class him :
See for yourselves in “Greville’s Memoirs ”/zzjjz'zzz.
XLV.
We mean that other brother foul and false,
That vulgar ruffian whom no oath restrained ;
*
That bloated sot, who when too fat to valse,
Was fit for nothing; that coarse king who’s gained
"Who’s your fat friend?”—Beau Brummel.
(From the Originals, published by Hone.)
* Daily News, Oct. 31, 1874.
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More obloquy from history’s assaults
Than any monarch who has o’er us reigned.
We would not visit harshly mere frivolity,
But where in George was one redeeming quality ?
XLVI.
He lied ; he swore ; he was obscene and lewd;
And rakish past e’en what’s a regal latitude ;
He broke his word; his duties he eschew’d ;
He understood not what was meant by gratitude;
The two great aims in life that he pursued
Were how to dress and howto strike an attitude—
Another king so mean and vile as he,
And England’s kingly race would cease to be.
2i
The coming Court will not be quite so dingy
As that o’er which his royal mamma has sway.
And though our notion may be very shocking,
We don’t like sovereigns who “make a stocking.”
LI.
Nor love we princes who have not large hearts—
Nor love we much the Duke of Edinburgh ;
He lives too late. A young man of his parts
Would well have represented a “ close” borough.
As ’tis, no thought incongruous ever starts
At finding him a Scotchmen’s duke, for thorough
Is the connection’twixt them, though ’tis troubling
To find that he’s not dubbed the Duke of Doubling.
LII.
XLVII.
He was an utter brute, a sceptred thing,
A vampire sucking out his country’s life ;
Eclectic in his vice, a compound king,
Charles to his people, Henry to his wife.
Better by far that time again should bring
A Henry, or a Charles, and plunge in strife
Our country, than that it should e’er disgorge
Another heartless, soulless wretch like George,
XLVIII.
Our Heir-apparent will not be like this —
He mayn’t be brilliant, but he is not brutal;
He may be simple, but it’s not amiss
If that is all he is : he will not suit all
Tastes and desires, but it is well, we wis—
Though our opinion here may meet refutal—
Since kings are now for us but gilded toys,
To have one who won’t make a fuss and noise.
XLIX.
Thank God ! the eldest son’s not like his sire,
A meddling, mean, and over-rated man;
A Bailiff on the throne we don’t require,
However neatly he may scheme and plan
To make a property’s return grow higher.
We can’t forget the way Albor began
His steward’s work ; with what a screwy touch he
Wrung increased revenue from Cornwall’s duchy.
L.
No one can say that our A. E. is stingy—
Indeed, his failing lies the other way ;
Yet, though he on his capital infringe, he
Spends his money in a British way.
A sailor should be generous and hearty ;
An English prince ’fore all should not be mean;
And whilst rememb’ring statements made ex parte
Must not be credited too much, we glean
That modern Athens’ duke, however smart he
Upon the fiddle plays, yet has not been
So wise as to despise all petty things,
And keep his scrapings for his fiddle-strings.
LIII.
We had a hope, being married, he’d improve—
He had a lot of money with his Mary,—
We’ll wish some generous impulses will move
Our new Princess, and that, like some good fairy,
She’ll lift her Alfred from his stingy groove,
And make him for the future very chary
Of any acts like those of him recorded,
Which are, to put it mildly, mean and sordid.
LIV.
It gives our enemies so good a handle
To chaff our institutions and our crown,
When princes make themselves a peg for scandal,
And furnish tittle-tattle for the town.
For they should clearly learn to firm withstand all
Queer deeds and words that tarnish their re
renown,
And those who’re near the Princess should advise
her
On no account let Alfred be a miser.
LV.
Nor let him show the instincts of a trader -,
Nor bargain with his friends in search of gain ;
But, that his actions never may degrade her,
Let him from City ways henceforth refrain.
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His star is now mQst surely in its nadir,
But there is time the zenith to regain ;
Then we will let the Malta business * slip,
And not remember his Australian trip.
LVI.
And whilst addressing Marie, we may add
We hope it is not true she made a fuss,
And summoned to her aid her royal dad,
Because a princess who’s most dear to us
Declined to listen to her foolish fad,
Or questions of precedence to discuss.
But if ’tis true, then Marie must take care
Lest she is called the little Russian Bear.LVII.
Our coming Monarch’s Consort’s loved most
dearly,
Loyal respect for her is most emphatic ;
And whosoever her attacks, is clearly
By no means well-advised or diplomatic ;
We’ll trust that Marie knew no better, merely
Having been bred in Russ ways autocratic.
Yet, for the future, if she’d keep her place,
She mustn’t show the Tartar, but learn grace.
LVIII.
But all this time the royal party waits—
Louise and Arthur, Uncle George and Lome ;
And pretty ’Trixy, who, if rumour states
The truth, will soon be to the altar borne.
See Christian, too, who doubtless stands and rates
His luck, that from his Fatherland he’s torn.
Poor fellow ! notice his dejected carriage—
s thinking of his morganatic marriage.
He’s thinking of the frazt he left behind him,
Of sauer-kraut perchance, and Lager beer ;
And wondering that the skein the Parcee wind him
Has guided him so comfortably here;
With such a kind mamma-in-law to find him
In pocket-money, and with lots a year
As ranger of an English park.—’Tis strange
How those dear Germans like our parks to range.t
* As boys say—Ask the “ Governor” tokell you the story,
Thumb-Nail Sketches
frcm
The Academy.
t “ I will be thy park, and thou shalt be my deer,”—
SHAKSPEARE's Venus and Adonis.
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LX.
LXV.
At home they starve, but here they live in clover ;
Our best positions are at their command :
Since Coburg-Gotha’s prince to us came over,
Legions of Deutchland’s princelings seek our
land ;
And Queenly eyes and ears swiftly discover
The hidden virtues of that German band.
But though we ’ve had experience of dozens,
There’s not much love lost for these German“ cozens.”
Too long our blushing Beauty’s been neglected,
It’s now her turn to figure on the scene.
For months a mistress has her steps directed,
That she herself may properly demean,
May backwards walk, and bow low, as expected
When subjects dare to pass before their Queen.
All natural instincts have to be dispersed,
When that play called “Society” ’s rehearsed.
LX I.
Society ! O what a hideous sham
Is veiled and masked beneath that specious
name !
Society ! its mission is to damn,
To curse, and blight; to burn with withering
flame
All that is worthiest in us—to cram
The world with polished hypocrites, who claim
To sin, of right—Society has said it—
And think their crimes are greatly to their credit!
A look of anger spreads o’er Kamdux’ face,
As though the Siliad^xQ just had read.
The officer would be in sorry case
Who now approached our army’s titled head ;
For Uncle George does not belie his race,
But swears and blusters—so the Siliad said--As though he had been one of those commanders
Who fought years since with Corporal Trim in
Flanders.
LXVI.
LXII.
His mind is very likely burdened now
With doubts about his army’s straps and buckles;
And care is seated on his massive brow,
Because he fears how military “ suckles ”
Will to his next new button-edict bow ;
Whilst many a line his Guelphic features puckles
As he decides he will, in any case,
Curtail the width of sergeant-majors’ lace.
LXIII.
And here our muse breaks off to sing All hail
Great army tailor ! and hail ! Prince Com
mander,
Thou burker of reforms, that needs must fail
Whilst statesmen to the Geòrgie wishes pander ;
Thou duke of details ! ’tis of no avail,
Except for rhyme, to call thee Alexander :—
For when thou sittest down to weep and falter,
Tis ’cause thou’st no more uniforms to alter.
LXIV.
Now, look at poor young Lome—his face averring
That, though a royal princess he has got,
He’s neither fish, nor joint, nor good red-herring,
Thanks to the special nature of his lot ;
Snubbed by the Court : the world beneath inferring
He’s now no part in it—he p’rhaps is not
So happy as he might be, and may rue
He ever played so very high for “ Loo.” •
LXVII.
What worships rank, and makes a god of gold ?
What turns fair women into painted frights ?
What tempts to vice and villainy untold ?
And claims frorii all of us its devilish rites ?
What prompts ambition, base and uncontrolled ?
What never on the side of mercy fights ?
What causes sin in horrible variety ?—
Mostly, the demon that we call Society.
LXVIII.
’Tis in obedience to its unwrit laws
We bow beneath the iron yoke of Fashion ;
In its stern edicts see the primal cause
Why we as sin treat every healthy passion—
Why we a daughter sell, without a pause,
As though she were a Georgian or Circassian—
Yet shudder when we meet a painted harlot,
And say, “ Thank God 1 ” that she is not our
Charlotte.
LX IX.
And what is Charlotte, then, in Heaven’s name ?
She did not love the fellow that she married ;
But he some hundred thousand pounds could claim,
And such a weapon could not well be parried.
*
* Although, be it observed, the weapon in question was
undoubtedly “blunt.”
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JON DUAN.
She sold herself for life.—Is’t not the same
As though the sale but brief possession carried ?
We think it worse—though Mother Church has
prayed
The sordid union may be fruitful made.
LXX.
And yet Society makes much of Charlotte,
And takes her to its bosom with delight,
Receives effusively the life-long harlot—But curses her who sins but for a night,
Expels her from its midst—her sins are scarlet,
And ne’er can be atoned for in its sight.
Thus serves two ends—the Social Evil nourishing,
And keeping the Divorce Court cause-list flourish
ing.
LXXI.
But it is vain of us to run a-tilt
Against Society with bitter verses,
Its fabric is by far too firmly built
To yield to them ; it only yields to purses.
We will not longer linger on its guilt,
Save to bestow upon it final curses,
And in the name of all that’s pure and holy,
Denounce it and its sinful doings wholly !
LXXII.
In Beauty’s name denounce it;—though but twenty,
She’d learn’d some of its lessons from her mother;
She’d learn’d to feign the dolce far niente,
And how her appetite to check and smother;
She’d learned to lace too tight—to use a plenty
Of toilet adjuncts : rouge, and many another
Such weighty preparation.—Gott in Himmel!
He’s much to answer for, has Monsieur Rimmel.
LXXIH.
She’d learn’d to flirt, and calmly to cast off
The man she’d loved, when he his money lost;
She had a lisp and an affected cough,
And valued things according to their cost.
She’d practised, too, the usual sneer and scoff,
And could not bear her slightest wishes cross’d •
In fact, although out of her teens but lately,
She had advanced in worldly knowledge greatly,
LXXIV.
Still, as we’ve said, ’twas her first drawing-room.
She’d been in mobs before at “drums” and dances,
But ne’er before this had it been her doom
To mix in such a mob as that which chances
*
�JON DUAN.
When Queen Victoria comes out from her gloom,
And, following out one of her widowed fancies,
Won’t hold receptions where there’s space to
spare,
But at St. James’s has a crush and scare.
LXXV.
’Twas well she had Jon Duan at her side
To whisper in her ear and make her brave;
“Now, go!” he said, when Beauty’s name was
cried;
And Beauty did go then, and by a shave
Just managed not to fall down, as she tried
To show the Queen she knew how to behave,
By walking backwards, when she’d courtesied low,
And had out at a distant door to go.
LXXVI.
Court etiquette of course must be maintained;
But, in the name of common sense and reason,
This “backwards” business long enough has
reigned ;
Such fooleries have long since had their season.
If subjects from such crab-like steps refrained,
Lese-majeste, wouldst call it, or high treason ?
Surely one can the Sovereign love and honour,
Although his back were sometimes turned upon
her.
LXXVII.
Poor Beauty had a very near escape,
For, as she from the presence retrograded,
A gouty General interposed his shape;
And had not watchful Duan once more aided,
His charge had fell into a pretty scrape.
As ’twas, the warrior’s steel her train invaded,
And, making in it quite a deep incision,
Writ ’mongst its folds much long and short division.
Lxxvni.
Still she escaped uninjured save in. dress,
And that was cause for some congratulation;
Though at that stage ’twas early to express
A sense of gratitude or exultation ;
For there was yet to come, we must confess,
The worst alarm, the greatest consternation.
To get in was a “caution ;” sans a doubt,
’Twas twenty times more trouble to get out!
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LXXIX.
It was but quitting frying-pan for fire,
’Twas very “hot,” poor Beauty quickly found;
The crowd was worse; the temperature was higher;
And there were swords that hitched, and heels
that ground;—Patrician faces glared with anger dire,
Patricians strove like porkers in a pound ;
And many plainly muttered observations
Sounded extremely like'to execrations.
LXXX.
Two hours they-pushed and pressed from pen to
pen,
And there was nothing there to drink or eat;
A biscuit and a glass of wine would, then,
Have fetched a price we scarcely dare repeat,—
For tender girls were faint; and lusty men
For very hunger scarce could keep their feet.
Meantime, the Sovereign serenely rests
Upon her chair, nor troubles ’bout her guests.
LXXXI.
Thus Duan thought“’Tis inconsiderate, very ;
Either hold drawing-rooms where there is space,
Or give the weary guests a glass of sherry,
When they’ve to struggle so from place to place;
The cost would not be so extraordinary—
The boon would priceless be in many a case;
For it is apt both strong and weak to ‘ flummox,’
To push for several hours on empty stomachs !”
LXXXII.
Beauty, for instance, had no breakfast eaten,
Excitement took away her appetite ;—
By one o’clock she felt she was dead-beaten :
But there was not a chance of sup or bite.
At four, resignedly, she took her seat on
A chair our hero found, and fainted quite ;
And then for twenty minutes she’d to stay
Before her mother’s carriage stopped the way.
LXXXIII.
And what a scene she left !—of fainting girls,
And gasping duchesses, and sinking dames;
Confusion everywhere the people whirls,
’Midst hasty shouts and calling out of names ;
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JON DUAN.
And all the ground is strewn with scraps and curls,
And shreds of stuff and beads which no one claims,
Whilst England’s highest-born, with might and
main,
Fight like a gallery crowd at Drury Lane.
LXXXIV.
The morn beheld them full of lusty life,
In radiant toilets decked and proudly gay:
Four hours of pushing toil and crushing strife,
And who so tattered and so limp as they?
N ow rents are everywhere and rags are rife—
Destruction has succeeded to display ;
And wondrous costumes, “built” by foreign artistes,
Are wreck’d and ruined like the Bonapartists !
LXXXV.
Sweet Mistress, why let such a scandal be,
When thy fond subjects flock to see thy face ?
Thou wilt now to its reformation see,
And act as doth become thy royal race ;
For all that read this will with us agree,
That such a state of things is a disgrace.
And if your Highness won’t believe our rhymes,
We just refer you to last July’s “ Times D
LXXXVI.
That night, when Beauty had devoured her dinner,
And her mamma had filled up all her creases—
For, truth to tell, that very ancient sinner
Had almost literally been pulled to pieces—
Jon Duan, looking p’rhaps a little thinner,
Sits down, when casual conversation ceases,
At the piano, and with anger rising,
Performed the following piece of improvising.
Qty -Haul nf SSHtjrafita.
i.
The Belgravians came down on the Queen in her
hold,
And their costumes were gleaming with purple
and gold,
And the sheen of their jewels was like stars on the
sea,
As their chariots roll’d proudly down Piccadill-ee.
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JON DUAN.
2.
Like the leaves of Le Follet when summer is green,
That host in its glory at noontide was seen ;
Like the leaves of a toy-book all thumb-marked
and worn,
That host four hours later was tattered and torn.
3For the crush of the crowd, which was eager and
vast,
Had rumpled and ruin’d and‘wreck’d as it pass’d ;
And the eyes of the wearer wax’d angry in haste,
As a dress but once-worn was dragged out of waist.
4And there lay the feather and fan, side by side,
But no longer they nodded or waved in their pride ;
And there lay lace flounces, and ruching in slips,
And spur-torn material in plentiful strips.
5And there were odd gauntlets, and pieces of hair;
And fragments of back-combs, and slippers were
there ;
1 The well-known exclamation of the Spanish Ambassador
to Elizabeth’s Court—“ I have seen the head of the English
Church dancing!”-—may be remembered. To his notion
there was something strikingly incongruous in the grave and
lawful governess of the Church stepping it merrily with the
favourite gentlemen of the Court. What would that Spanish
Ambassador have exclaimed had he witnessed the scene
detailed in the next note ? What should we think now of
Elizabeth if she had danced with a stable-help?
And the gay were all silent; their mirth was all
hush’d ;
Whilst the dew-drops stood out on the brows of
the crush’d.
6.
And the dames of Belgravia were loud in their wail,
And the matrons of Mayfair all took up the tale ;
And they vow, as they hurry, unnerved, from the
scene,
That it’s no trifling matter to call on the Queen.
LXXXVII.
Soon after, seeing Beauty was so weary,
Jon Duan press’d her hand and said “ Good
bye ! ”
And, fancying that his room would be too dreary,
He bade a hansom to far Fulham hie.
Why he should go down there we leave a query,
Lest some who read these lines should say
“Fie ! fle !”
Though from this hint we cannot well refrain,
That p’rhaps he wished to go to “ court” again.
2 Her Majesty gave a ball at Balmoral, on Friday. In
the course of the evening Her Majesty danced for the first
time since the death of the Prince Consort. She danced
with Prince Albert Victor and Prince George, sons of the
Prince of Wales, and afterwards took part in a reel with
John Brown, her attendant, and Donald Stewart, game
keeper.— The Leeds Weekly News, Saturday, June 6th, 1874.
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JON DUAN.
Canto The Third.
i.
There stands, or once stood, for on several pleas,
It’s most unsafe to use the present tense
In speaking of these paper argosies
That pirate daily all a lounger’s pence ;
And have to labour against heavy seas,
And sail, most of them, in a fog as dense
As any that rasps London lungs quite raw—
Then, go to pieces on the rocks of law :
II.
So there stood once—we’ll say once on a time—
A time when newspapers were not a spec,”
Consisting in the offering for a dime
Of seven murders, one rape, ditto wreck,
Critiques on the Academy, sublime,
The last accouchement of the Princess Teck,
Fashionable scandals, exits and arrivals—
All latest, news—picked from the morning rivals—
ill.
There stood, then, but a few doors from the Strand,
A dingy mansion, such as is best fitted
To shrine that fourth estate, which rules the land—
That is to say, outrageously pock-pitted
And tumble-down, with proofs of devil’s hand
On every door, with windows grimed and gritted,
And so clothed in old broad-sheets that it stood
For almanack to all the neighbourhood.
IV.
The reader has a character to lose—
Or one to sell; and characters are cheap
In offices of newspapers that choose
To rather scandalise than let one sleep ;
And therefore all concerning them is news ;
And being curious, you long to peep
At places where they scarify Disraeli,
Or tell Lord Salisbury his conduct’s scaly.
V.
A crowd of ragamuffins in a court,
Who wait for papers, playing pitch and toss ;
Cabmen and loafers ready at retort,
And generally talking of a “ ’oss ” ;
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A dribbling stream who 11 flimsily ” report,
And feel Sir Roger a tremendous loss ;
Surely a peeler—sometimes an M.P. ;
This is the usual mise en scene you see.
VI.
Within the temple, order of the sternest
Prevails, supported by a well-drilled staff.
Woe to thee, compos., if a pipe thou burnest I
Woe to thee, reader, if thou dar’st to laugh !
Here everybody must appear in earnest ;
They’re all half theologians here, and half
Teetotallers; their aim is strict propriety—They’re read in families of Quivering piety.
VII.
Respectability, you Juggernaut,
You fetish insular and insolent,
You’re everywhere ! the nation’s neck you’ve
caught
In one big noose—a white cravat; you’ve sent
Pecksniff to Parliament, and’gainst us wrought
The worst of ills—on humbugs ever bent ;
But never did we deem you so infernal
As when you set up your own daily journal.
VIII.
There are so many Mrs. Grundys preaching
A blind obedience to your nods and firmans ;
There are so many Mr. Podsnaps teaching
Your gospel to the French and Turks and Ger
mans—
Who’re all Bohemian vagrants and want breech
ing—
The stage and pulpit echo with your sermons—
A thing they never did for Dr. Paley—
Surely you’re not obliged to print them daily !
29
x.
The sheet in question, then, is widely read,
Chiefly by cabmen—and it’s not elating,
For when they’ve got that pure prose in their head,
They always sixpence ask, at least, for waiting.
Its politics are liberal, too, ’tis said,
Which means they’re radical with silver plating ;
But all sorts write in it, Rad, Whig, or Tory,
With any coloured ink, buff, blue, or gory.
XI.
Mong writers, printers, clerks, and advertisers,
All in a hurry and as grave as J ob,
Moved by a noble rage to print the Kaiser’s
Last ukase half an hour before the Globe—
For that’s true journalism, though paid disguisers
Essay with pompous phrase the truth to robe;—
Among these, then, Jon Duan passed ; his pocket
Bulged with MSS. ’twould take an hour to docket.
XII.
He went towards the pigeon-hole to which
The needle’s eye of Scripture is a fool—
That’s a mere figure to rebuke the rich—
Here poor and wealthy find their welcome cool;—
Why, Saint Augustine might step from his niche,
And knock, and they’d not offer him a stool,
Unless he’d cry “No Popery,” or would make
A speech or two supporting Miss Jex Blake.
XIII.
There was another way, and that Jon Duan
By chance alone and innocently took.
One gets a civil letter written to one
By some famed author of a Bill or book—
If it’s a woman—she must be a blue ’un ;
They’ll print the missive forthwith, and will look
Thankfully on you ; one of their anxieties
Is to seem popular with notorieties.
IX.
But we must bow, for we must read ;—a want
That makes us more dyspeptic than our sires,
And also favours an increase of cant;
For though to highest thought a man aspires,
He can’t be always reading Hume and Kant,
Nor Swinburne, nor the rest of the high-flyers.
The fire divine fatigues—one takes to tapers,
That is to say, one reads the daily papers.
XIV.
Up went Jon Duan’s lucky name, and soon
With beating heart and pulse his card he followed.
Downstairs the steam-press hummed its drowsy
tune,
Clerks passed in corridors, and urchins hollo’d;
He heard naught, but walked on as in a swoon,
Fancying somefree and fearlesspresencehallowed
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F'
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The creaking floors, the wall’s perspiring dun
blank—
Spirit of Wilkes, Swift, Junius, Jerrold, Fonblanque.
xv.
I see a smile come to the reader’s eyes,
Which view, of course, all things thro’ micro
scopes,
And read between the lines of leaders—lies ;
The reader, naturally, “ knows the ropes ”
In these press matters : we apologise ;
But faith, our hero’s sadly young, and hopes
Love’s not all lust nor Liberty an ogress—And thinks—the simpleton—the press means pro
gress.
XVI.
Forgive him. You may hear how he was punished;
How soon the warm, quick blood oozed cooler,
calmer;
How women laughed at him, and men admonished;
How he grew deaf unto the illusive charmer,—
Was never grieved, delighted, nor astonished,
Dined, slept, walked, flirted in a suit of armour—
In short, so perfect got, you scarce could hit on
A prettier portrait of the ideal Briton.
XVII.
But now we have left him innocent and blushing—
Remembering those manuscripts, before
A door whereon, awe-struck, he read the crushing,
August, and gorgeous title : Editor !
He cleared his throat, pulled down his cuffs, and
pushing
With timid touches that Plutonian door,
Which, opening promptly, swung back with a
slam,—
He saw the great chief—eating bread and jam !
XVIII.
Jon Duan brought a note from Castelar,
One from Caprera, one from bold Bazaine ;—So he was well received. These heroes are
Acquaintances of value, for they deign
Write numerous letters on the Carlist war,
Peace Congresses, Courts Martial; and it’s plain
Each one’s a puff for which he thanks them deeply—
Besides, they serve to fill the paper cheaply.
XIX.
After Jon Duan had been sagely pumped,
Concerning all he’d seen in his excursions,
He mustered up some confidence, and plumped
Into the theme of literary exertions.
He said: “I am, Sir, what you may call—stumped”—
(The chief sighed at neologists’ perversions)—
I’ve loved, loafed, danced, drank, gambled, and
played polo ;
I’d try at Journalism—tho’ they say it’s so low !
XX.
“ I want to write—above all to be printed ;'
The modern mania burns within my breast.
I’ve some experience, as I just now hinted,
Perhaps ’twould give my articles a zest.
Would, now, this sonnet----- ” Here his listener
squinted
At a broadsheet a boy presented. “ Pest!”
Exclaimed the Editor ; “ the sub’s wits wander,
Tell him to put in ‘ Latest from Santander !’”
XXI.
Then, blandly turning round: “You mentioned
Verses!
Young man, you’re in a very vicious path.
They are among an Editor’s chief curses.
I have now—pray don’t whisper it in Gath—
Three spinsters who have met with sore reverses,
Ten Tuppers, seven Swinburnes, very wroth,
All writing daily and requesting answers
Concerning all their madrigals and “ stanzers.”
’
XXII.
Of course, Jon Duan said he’d naught in common
With humble rhymsters, who essay to climb
Parnassus in list slippers. He’d seen human
Nature almost in every phase and clime ;
And didn’t sing thé usual song of Woman
In Alexandrines, elephants of rhyme ;
He’d read a specimen—and really grew so
Pressing, at last the bland chief bade him do so.
iKaiuinmifclIe ^ruMjnmnre.
Her dress is high, and there’s nothing within.
Polished in Clapham, its pale flowers’ pick,
She is just twenty-one and spruce as a pin,—
Her head is the only thing she has thick.
�3i
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A meagre bosom, and shoulder, and mind,
A meagre mouth, that will never miss
The tender touch it will never find—
The passionate pulse of a lover’s kiss.
The eyes speak no language, much less a soul ;
The brows are faint, and the forehead is spare,
And low and empty. Then over the whole
That fool’s straw crown of submissive hair.
O, happy the man with wrought-iron nerves,
Who shall say of this tempting morsel, “Mine”—
O treasure in pottery and preserves—
O Hebe, careful of gooseberry wine !
Has it a heart ? oh, arise and appeal,
Lost sisters, that famine and cold destroyed ;
Will you prick to pity the hearts that feel
For Magdalen less than Aurora Floyd?
Has it a mind ? Come, arise and unfold,
Redeemer, the lives to be raised at last !
Is there room for thought in the brains that hold
Kitchen and nursery sufficiently vast ?
And yet she shall be a woman in fine ;
Some one will worship her thimble and fan,
Some one grow drunk on her gooseberry wine ;
And she’ll find a husband—perhaps a man.
For fate will be good and provide one—meek,
And long, and good, and foolish, and flat,
A curate—immaculate, sour and sleek,
A Pillar of Grace with a Blanched Cravat !
And duly the two will endow their kind
With the old Clapham growth as spruce as a pin ;
Meagre in bosom, and shoulder, and mind,
Her horrible virtue sanctifies sin.
Mademoiselle Prudhomme will hamper and stay
The world’s march onwards—will gossip and
dress,
And sew, and suckle, and dine, and pray :
“Madonna Grundy have pity or bless ;”—•
Mademoiselle Prudhomme will simper and slay
“ Strong Minds,” with her poor little anodyne
wit ;
And flatter herself as she’s dying one day,
She’s a heart—while the sawdust leaks out of it.
XXIII.
This was a little piece of lyric flattery ;
For anyone not quite a savage knows
Our Editor’s renowned for milk and watery
Elegies on the sweeter sex’s woes.
He thought their masters too much given to battery
With fire-irons, doubled fists,and hobnailed shoes,
Which don’t, he said, reform domestic Tartars;—
At home, ’tis said, he suffers for the martyrs.
XXIV.
He said Jon Duan’s principles were proper ;
' He liked the matter and he liked the name ;
And then abruptly he applied a stopper
To all the poet’s rising hopes of fame.
“The fact is, such things are not worth a copper.
Your young enthusiasm I don’t blame;
But really you don’t think—it is too funny !—
You don’t think that this kind of thing’s worth
money!
XXV.
“ No man writes poetry to-day, unless
He’s leisure, and some hundreds sure a year—
Ev’n then he’ll often find that going to press,
Mean’s going to Queer Street, E.C.; and when
there
He’ll find the Registrar no whit the less
Severe, because he’s only paid too dear
For writing verse—and not for acting prose—
At St. John’s Wood with Miss or Madame Chose.
XXVI.
“ The Press, sir, is the modern channel flowing
To Pactolus : compress into a column
Your finest thought, your dreams most grand and
glowing ;
Frequent good clubs ; grow staid, and stout, and
solemn;
And, with a little cringing and kotowing,
Your fortune’s made. I don’t want to extol ’em,
But we’ve a few bards of imagination—
They’re now reporting a Great Conflagration.
XXVII.
“ We may not want bays, laurels, crowns, and
mitres ;
We’d do without some J.P.s and policemen ;
We’d do without some lawyers and some fighters—
The fools who bully, and the knaves who fleece
men;
�JON DUAN.
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But, sir, this Age must have its ready writers—
Not too profound, but aiming to release men,
By aid of half a dozen library shelves,
From that dread task of thinking for themselves.”
XXVIII.
Humility, that worst of all good qualities—
And Heaven knows there’s plenty bad enough!—
Is common, but Jon Duan wouldn’t call it his.
He knew his intellect was of the stuff
That makes men feel above such vain frivolities;
He rhymed, it’s true ; but he was also tough
In logic, versed in art, a studious reader,
So he sat down and wrote a social leader.
XXIX.
You know the social leader—it’s designed
To please the ladies o’er the morning toast.
We’ve written them ourselves sometimes, and find
Wrecks, royal visits, and divorces, most
Apt to enthrall the lovely creatures’ mind.
A breach of promise isn’t bad ; you coast
Round naughty subjects, show an inch of stocking,
Observing all the while : How very shocking !
XXX.
We know the bits to quote to show your learning,
And those to prove your feeling or your humour ;
Swift, Hook, Hood, Smith, or Jerrold; the discerning
Reader will add the rest; Pepys, Evelyn,
Hume, or
Bacon, La Rochefoucauld—they all bear churning
In frothy paragraphs ; and one or two more
Make up a hodge-podge which, served after warm
ing,
People not yet at Earlswood call quite charming.
XXXI.
I think Jon Duan tried his ’prentice hand
At something more or less to do with Beer
(What hasn’t in this free and thirsty land ?),
He lashed tremendously, he had no fear ;
On highly moral grounds he took his stand,
And vigorously, with biting jest and jeer,
Spoke out about the publicans’ last grievance,
To be assuaged by brewers at St. Stephen’s.
XXXII.
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And mildly glowed the austere spectacles ;
“ From those great principles I’ve never swerved.
But this will never do—our paper sells—
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Of muses, singing some old London rhyme ;
And then—and then we see the tribe of Levy
Entering their broughams with smug ostentation—
And, somehow, that arrests our inspiration.
(Of course I know your strictures are deserved)—■
Largely in cafés, taverns, and hotels ;
We have sent out poor Truth dress’d so succinctly,
She’s caught cold—that’s why she don’t speak
distinctly.”
XXXVIII.
XXXIII.
We drop back to the role of chronicler,
Following Jon Duan and his new-found,friend,
Maloy. That juvenile philosopher
Descanted freely on the aim and end
Of literature ; and glibly could refer
To several famous gentlemen who’ve penned
Verse, novels, essays, which we’ve all admired—
Not knowing how the authors were inspired.
Jon Duan, downcast and confused was standing,
Thinking he’d ne’er a leader read again,
His mind with notions new and strange expanding ;
When some one cried : “ Put in my news from
Spain.”
And bounding upstairs, bumped him on the landing,
A stranger, who’s—we may as well explain,
Mr. Maloy, a li special,” who makes free
To date from Irun, write in Bloomsbury.
xxxix.
Maloy was made to be an interviewer,
There was no Fleet Street curtain and no blind
He didn’t raise, and with some comments truer
Than tender, scarify the scribes behind.
Here rose a hiccough, there a hallelujah—
Not far from Shoe Lane once the two combined—
Here they declare the Ballot Act’s a sad law—
Here kid-glove Radicals haw-haw at Bradlaugh.
XXXIV.
There’s nothing like this odd kind of collision—
If one’s not seeking rhymes or lost one’s purse—
As introduction, it makes an incision
Into that Saxon cloak of pride we curse
But still will wear, through death, despair, division,
The Robe of Nessus, of Ovidian verse—
At least to-day it made Jon Duan enter
A friendship in which he soon found a Mentor.
XL.
xxxv.
Here, to the left, two-pennyworth of gall
Wars with two-pennyworth of gall and water,
One shrieking £‘ Yankee !” and the other “ Gaul!”
And threatening weekly libel suits and slaughter.
Flere lies poor Punch, a Taylor sews his pall,
While opposite there stands the brick and mortar
Palace of Truth, where, to instruct us, Stanley
Finds out the Nile, while Greenwood hunts at
Hanley.
Fleet Street, receive the writers’ salutation!
We never pass through tottering Temple Bar,
Without a feeling of profound elation
At the grand panorama stretched afar;
We take our hats off, and from Ludgate Station
See Genius coming, in triumphal car,
And with a flaming crest, and waving pinions,
Beating the boundaries of its own dominions.
XLI.
xxxvi.
Here’s the great factory where they puff the
Premier,
The Lords, the Bishops, Publicans and Princes ;
Only they’d make the soft-soap rather creamier,
Were it not that my Lord of Salisbury winces ;
Besides t’wards a new rival, rather dreamier,
Favour at times the Government evinces.
They sell though, still, from poppies of their growing,
The largest pennyworth of opium going.
We see the nation’s brain, its best lobe seething
In the strong throb and clamour of the road :
We see the legion of the teachers sheathing
Theirpensin monkish creed and Pecksniff’s code;
Tis here each high idea begins its breathing,
From here it takes its armed flight abroad —
To fall, a thunderbolt on thrones and steeples—
To fall, as manna, to the calling peoples.
XXXVII.
XLII.
Temple of Fame, all stained with dust and grime,
In air oft foul, in architecture heavy,
We freedom see and knowledge guard, sublime,
Thy low dark eaves ; and in thy courts a bevy
The best of chatterers is a scandal-monger ;
His pills are bitter, and he gilds a bit ;
And all men, though they smirk and say No, hunger
To have their famous neighbours’ windbags slit.
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So laughed Jon Duan as Maloy grew stronger
In aphorisms—those stalactites of wit ;
And when they had dined en garçon at the
“ Mitre,”
Resolved he’d die, or be a well-known writer.
XLIII.
A writer—bravo ! The idea’s not new,
At least, it’s shared by all the Civil Service ;
The Bar, the Church, and in the Army, too,
It rages with the force of several scurvies ;
But, faith, the aim, with this unique reserve, is
As good as any British youths pursue—
It’s mostly, when a lad is fresh from school
A horse, champagne, Anonyma, or pool.
XLIV.
“ But what’s your special genius, talent, line—
Prose, verse,or ‘rhythmic Saxon,’ like dear Dixon ?
Wish you to scandalise, or mildly shine ?
Swinburne’s or Houghton’s, which renown d’you
fix on ?
Come, choose your mate among the tuneful Nine ;
There’s Tupper’s Twaddle, and Buchanan’s
Vixen ;
That Pale One, made O’Shaughnessy’s by mar
riage—
And Browning’s Blue, oft subject to miscarriage.
XLV.
“ There’s Bret Harte’s Yankee—though she does
say d----- n,
She’s quite the lady in her principles.
And what d’you say to Lockyer’s, a grande dame
Coiffée at moments à la cap and bells ?
There’s Tennyson’s would serve you like a lamb,
And teach you to ‘ring out wild bells,’ and knells,
Whene’er a German, corpulent and moral,
Expires, lies in, or marries, at Balmoral.
XLVI.
iC But maybe odder fancies make you moody—
Perhaps you’d write your novel, like your neigh
bours ;
Walk up—make your selection : There’s the goody,
The gamy, the idyllic, arduous labours
Which bring in millions—unto Mr. Mudie :
The military, full of oaths and sabres,
The hectic, allegoric, or the pastoral—
But only Jeafferson has time to master all.
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JON DUAN.
XLVII.
“ The eight vols. like George Eliot’s—there’s afield
Fresh, wide, and rich in fine food for the flail;
But pray wear spectacles ; it doesn’t yield
Unless you analyse each slug and snail;
And read theology in blocks congealed
From safes of Kant, Spinoza, Reid, and Bayle ;
Unless, too, you’ve a friend, and can wade through
his
Complete Edition of the Works of Lewes.
XLVIII.
“ I might suggest likewise those smaller spheres
Where several virgins, widows—even wives—•
But husbands hinder terribly, one hears—Are writing novels for their very lives.
Oh, if they’d do it in their uglier years—
. Ink’s a cosmetic when old age arrives ;
But no, the dears have scarce left pinafores,
.Before they’re knocking at Sam Tinsley’s doors.
XLIX.
“ And what astounding manuscripts they carry,
These innocents just fresh from Mangnall’s Ques
tions !
How very oddly all their heroines marry !
How very frequently the very best shuns
Her Lord and Master, for Tom, and Dick, and
Harry—•
Who’re always in the Guards, have good diges
tions,
Tawny moustaches, ‘ lean flanks ’ — charming
Satans,
Come up from Hell in kid gloves and mail
phaetons.
L.
“ Pardon, Miss Mulocch and Miss’Yonge—you’re
free
From any taint the moralist impure rates ;—
O, that your world were real, that we might be
All Lady Bountifuls and model curates,
Talking good grammar o’er eternal tea,
With one ambition—to reduce the'poor rates !
But fie ! Miss Braddon, Broughton, Ouida—you
Seduce us from the Band of Hope Review.
Li.
“Reade, Lawrance, Yates, and Holme Lee, Kings
ley, Grant,
Black the idyllic, Collins (Mortimer),
35
Collins, called Wilkie, Trollope, whom they vaunt
In proud Belgravia, and in Westminster;
Grave Farjeon, and E. Jenkins, who decant
The wine of Dickens in a cullender ;
And then there’s—but how dare you keep your hat
on ?■■—
That proud provincial Editor, Joe Hatton !
Lil.
passe et des meilleurs] ” Maloy concluded :
“ Fitzgerald, Oliphant, George Meredith,
Sell ; so perhaps they shouldn’t be excluded ;
Whyte Melville, Francillon, are men of pith ;
I also might have said that one or two did
Wonders to neutralize the brand of Smith;—■
But catalogues were ever an infliction—
E’en Homer’s ships—fai- lighter than our fiction.
LUI.
“ One’s born a woman ; one becomes a man.
Jon Duan, when you write, bear this in mind,
And interest the ladies if you can ;
For all the wide world over, womankind
Loves the same books ; male readers pry and
scan ;
Boys, young men, fogies, different authors find—
But schoolgirl, grandmamma, French, German'
Briton—
Show me the woman who don’t dote on Lytton.
LIV.
“But he’s their classic. You, the modern, must
Select your heroes and your heroines
From their own drawing-rooms, and then adjust
Your dolls in patch works made of all the sins ; •
Be roué, and disclose a bit of bust,
Raise Dolly Vardens o’er somç shapely shins ;
Suggest, but don’t be crude ; and don’t say Vice—
But hint your villain’s conduct isn’t nice.
LV.
“ And then, slang, croquet, champagne, clubs, and
horses ;
Plump painted c persons,’ who will bear the blame
For all misguided heroes’ evil courses;
Bad French, when sloven English is too tame ;
Danseuses and Guardsmen, Duchesses, divorces—
Mix up and spice—the elixir this, of fame
Of modern Balzacs-—of this pure and mighty
Age, that’s produced two publishers for ‘ Clytie.’ ”
�JON DUAN.
36
LVI.
Here poor Jon Duan rose and paid the bill.
“ But you must choose your set as well as style,”
Pursued Maloy, who, though not meaning ill,
Was apt to make his inch of talk a mile.
“ There is a spectacle hard by that will
Make plain my meaning in a little while.”
A few steps brought them to a—well, a “pub”—
(Rhyme’s a great leveller), and a liter’ry club.
LVII.
It is the Great Club of the Disappointed
And bald Bohemian mediocrities,
Who think the century is all disjointed,
Because they can’t direct it as they please ;
And so they choose to make their own Anointed,
Regardless of the outer world’s decrees ;
No matter how their idols it excoriates,
Here they’re all statesmen, M.P.s, R.A.s, Laureates.
LXI.
I want an Invocation, for the theme
Is one of that sublime and solemn kind
That ought to be approached with half a ream
Of “ Ohs ” addressed to deities, designed
To give us time to invent and get up steam,
And tune our fiddles ere we raise the blind—■
Also to make the publisher advance a
Pound or two more ’cause of the extra stanza.
LXII.
But really I find nothing to invoke.
Before the Great Apollo Club, the Muses
Shrink back, and blushes clothe them as a cloak ;
Venus, Diana, Jupiter refuses.
Priapus might do, but much finer folk
Retain his services ; one picks and chooses—
But, faith, the naughtiest gods in Lempriere,
Are quite surpassed in Hanoveria Square.
LVIII.
There’s Hack, their novelist; George Eliot quakes
When one of his Scotch pastorals appears ;
And Mr. Browning, too, ’tis said, “ sees snakes,”
When Carver, their own poet, drops the shears,
(The bard’s Sub-Editor—fate makes mistakes),
And in a magazine sheds lyric tears ;
Their Bowman, too, a wondrous name has got,
Though it does not appear what he has shot.
LIX.
They’ve publishers who print railway reports,
And so, of course, are guides to literature ;
They’ve journalists who do the County Courts,
And know the Times’ great guns, and tell you
who’re
The authors of the “ Coming K----- ”; all sorts
Of Lilliputians, empty and obscure,
Swell out here twice a week, and, lulled by shag,
Dream that they’re citizens of Brobdingnag.
LX.
“ That’s old Bohemia,” said Jon Duan’s guide,’
“ Impotent, gouty, full of age and spite ;
Let’s leave them o’er their whisky to decide
Browning’s a bubble, Morris is a mite,
And only Ashby Sterry opens wide
A window on the starry infinite.
Come westward — there’s Bohemia, young and
sunny,
With no gray hairs—and generally no money.”
LXIII.
So let the chaste Apollo Club be seen
Without vain dallying at the modest door;
Follow Jon Duan and Maloy between
Two rows of hats, and pictures, which all bore
The impress of free minds that scorned to screen
The beauties Nature meant us to adore :
Here they’d corrupt, such thin toilettes enwrap
’em,
The seminaries most select in Clapham.
LXIV.
Upstairs, a lively circle is fulfilling
The promise of the pictures—that’s to say,
Divesting truth of all the flounce and frilling,
That so disguise her in the present day;
And in our “ cleanly^ English tongue” * instilling
The subtle piquancy of Rabelais ;
They don’t mince words here—if they did they’d
hurry
To put in spice, and make the mincemeat—curry.
LXV.
Champagne and seltzer corks are popping gaily ;
It’s two o’clock ; the night has just begun ;
In pour the critics from the theatres, palely,
Suffering from Byron s or Burnand’s last pun.
* An idiom of the Daily Telegraph.
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�JON DUAN.
Here comes Fred Bates, who dines with Viscounts
daily,
And hatches “high life” novels by the ton ;
Here’s the sleek Jew band leader, Knight — and
then,
One “ Gentleman who writes for Gentlemen.”
LXVI.
Smoke, and a rivulet of seltz. and brandy ;
A buzz of talk that oft becomes a roar ;
Impassive waiters setting glasses handy;
On settees, arm-chairs, lounging, some three
score
Tenors and poets, dramatists and dandy
Diplomatists and dilettanti ; four
Painters who’ve coloured nothing but a pipe,
Because the Royal Academy’s not ripe
LXVII.
For philosophic realism ; a common
Creature or two, who neither wrote nor drew,
And whom, therefore, the Club expects to summon
Up fierce enthusiasm for the men who do—
Clerks from the War Office, who love to strum on
Their red-tape lyres, and think they’re poets too ;
A Communist freed from Versailles inquisitors—
They make a point of showing him to visitors.
LXVIII.
There’s a broad line fire of buffoonery,
There are the single cracks of paradox;
Here, splutters from the whip of Irony ;
And cynicism’s icy ooze that mocks
■One moment, the last moment’s deity :—
An intellectual Babel, that oft shocks
At first the pious stranger, and confuses—
That’s how most of us cultivate the Muses.
LXIX.
Jon Duan promptly made himself at home.
He’d just such erudition as they prize
At the Apollo Club : he’d read Brantome,
Faublas, and Casanova—which supplies
A man with many anecdotes and some
Vices ; but here it served to make him rise
In favour with his friends, who won’t deny
Their library is very like a sty.
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LXX.
As dawn approached, the conversation grew
More lyrical: they passed the loving cup ;
They felt all men were brothers—which is true—
All Cains and Abels ; and, like men who sup
In the small hours, they felt old songs steal through
The vapours of the wine, and struggle up
Unto the lips. So, finding they grew dreamy, a
Poet trolled this Carol of Bohemia.
S (¡Carol of Baljentta.
1.
Bohemians ! this our trade and rank, we drift
without an anchor,
All idle ’prentices who’ve broke Society’s inden
ture ;
Gil Blas, whose lives are voyages to some hazy
Salamanca;—
We’ll pit against your L. S. D. our motto : Per
adventure.
2.
The hostelries upon our way keep open house and
table;
And if e’en at the first relay, we find the money
short,
With muleteers of old romance we sup in barn or
stable,
And if the bread is black, the wine but vinegar
—qu? importe!
3Qu' importe the chasm and precipice, qu' importe
too, death and danger 1
We take the truant’s path in life, and there one
never slips.
If all the men we meet are foes, there’s not a girl a
stranger,
When one has Murger in the heart, and Musset
on the lips !
4O, green ways trodden hand in hand ! O sweet
things that mean nothing !
And Raphael’s fair sister, who makes vagrant
hearts beat louder.
Ah, for the golden spring of life! Ah, for the
autumn loathing !—
Raphael robs the traveller, Madonna’s plumes
are powder.
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5And russet comes upon the green ; we see the
roses’ canker ;
Lorenza’s little hands I hold have trenchant tips
and scar mine,
Gil Blas grows fat and falls asleep, half-way to
Salamanca ;
And Laura’s kisses are so sweet—they make
one’s moustache carmine !
LXXI.
As the last echoes into stillness sunk,
Jon Duan rose and bade adieu to Babel;
He’d seen and heard enough ; his ideal shrunk
Within him, and he felt his gods unstable ;
He left a famous poet very drunk,
Reciting bits from Pindar, on the table ;
And others, dry as wither’d leaves in Arden,
To finish up the night at Covent Garden.
LXXII.
These are the ordeals through which greenhorns
pass
Before they’re fit to form public opinion,
Or in romance to hold up a clear glass
To modern men and manners ; their dominion
Is reached by by-ways tortuous and crass,
Wherein one’s pure ambition moults its pinion,
And changes so in heart and aim and soul—
What was an eagle dwindles to poor poll.
LXXIII.
They set forth with their poems in their wallet,
And nothing much to speak of in their purse,
Thinking they’re going to wield Thor’s mighty
mallet,
And all the bubbles of the age disperse ;
Proud of their Mission, as the poor lads call it—
To mend the world in philosophic verse,
To speak out boldly, giving stout all-rounders,
From Vested Interests unto Pious Founders ;
LXXIV.
To laugh to scorn our wars of sacristies,
That set us flying at each other’s throats,
Because some curates like gay draperies,
Or rather higher collars to their coats :—
And then they bandy talk of11 heresies ”—
That’s what the beams denominate the motes,—
Set doctors arguing and lawyers fighting—
And, one good thing, set Mr. Gladstone writing ;
LXXV.
To tilt against—but who shall give the list
Of all the wrongs and ills that want redressing
In this sweet isle, where, if a sore exist,
Fourscore-year bishops say it’s a great blessing?
Who’ll count the reefs and rocks seen through the
mist,
Through which Pangloss, M.P., says we’re progressing ?
Who’ll count our paupers, plutocrats—none can
aver—
And oh! who’ll count the Royal House of Hanover?
LXXVI.
One thought that one could do it all, elated
With young dreams, when life’s morning star
its best shone;
Political economy we rated
Merely the art of sidling round the question :—
St. Giles’s hunger isn’t compensated
Or cured by Lord St. James’s indigestion :
And then we found blank looks on either hand—
St. Giles can’t read—St. James can’t understand.
LXXYII.
And all our wings fell from us, and we stumbled,
Crawled crablike, sneaked, and sidled with the
best;
iExalted Toole, Vance, H.R.H.S,—humbled
Your Arch’s, Bradlaughs, Odgers, and the rest;
We hung on to Fame’s chariot as it rumbled
Down Fleet Street—and from that day, were well
dressed,
And had a cheque-book—knew a peer who pities
Us scribes, and sat on several Club Committees.
LXXVIII.
An old, old tale : a lucky hero ours,
To have it all made plain before he started
On that road, which seems carpeted with flowers
To amateurs who’re young and simple hearted ;
He grieved at first, and, for a few brief hours,’
His eyes, because the scales had dropp’d off,
smarted;
But soon he hardened into crying, Bosh !—
Couleur da res#—that colour doesn’t wash !
LXXIX.
And he went in for all the browns and grays
Of stern reality, for perfect prose
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In life, in literature, in aims, and ways:
He came to know the fact that no man goes
To market with an ingot: bread or bays,
Small change will buy the best that’s baked or
grows.
He sent his grand old idols to the mint—
And rich and godless, soon prepared to print
LXXX.
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You’ve seen his progress in the magazines,
Reviews and Quarterlies ; his course is planned
After the best authorities, on means
Whereby to keep one’s name before the land :
To start with, his identity he screens,
Forthwith, a weekly says : “We understand
The paper in this month’s ‘True Blue,’ which
no one
Failed to remark, is written by Jon Duan.”
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Or ere the paper’s printed : “ We’re informed
The 1 Unicorn’ for next month will contain
An essay by Jon Duan.” Thus he charmed
The public with reiterative strain,
Till simple outsiders grew quite alarmed
At the prodigious business of his brain ;
And he grew known so, he’d a near escape
From having his fine features limned by “Ape.”
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LXXXIV.
No bribes ! Thank Heaven, the English press is
pure •—
A model for all Europe, and a score tall
Yankees ! but sometimes salaries aren’t secure ;—
And sometimes even journalists are mortal;
Therefore a little dinner-card, when you’re
In want of praise, will open many a portal;—
I’d name.—if libel cases weren’t so brisk—
A dozen laurel wreaths that sprung from bisque.
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LXXXV.
Laurels Jon Duan got, or substitutes
For what they called wreaths eighty years ago :
Success in our days yields more solid fruits
Than figurative chaplets—fruits that grow
Too quickly, maybe, and from rotten roots,
But still afford a pleasant meal or so.
And after all, to make a crop secure,
Don’t the best cultivators use manure ?
LXXXVI.
We don’t say that Jon Duan did ; he merely
Knew his age well, and catered for its taste.
It loves the portrait of its vices dearly,
Provided certain angles are effaced,
And certain details not described too clearly—
A photograph half libertine, half chaste,
That matrons smile at, and girls in their teens
Say prettily they can’t see what it means.
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LXXXVII.
That is our “ social, psychologic ” fiction,
In which Grub Street takes vengeance car Bel
gravia,
Denouncing all its sins with feigned affliction
At having to describe the bad behaviour
Of titled folks—for there’s an interdiction
On vulgar crimes; we treat those that are caviar
Unto the general—pigeon-shooting, gaming,
Genteel polygamy—all won’t bear naming.
LXXXVIII.
LXXXII.
And to their country cousins Cockneys said :
“ Pray notice! look! he’s passing! that is he!
That noble presence—that inspired head—
Lit by the dawn of young celebrity—•
That is Jon Duan, following up the thread
Of his new serial for the 1 Busy Bee,’
Or gleaning bits of realism in the gutter,
That’s what makes his romance go down like
butter.”
And this Jon Duan painted to the life.
Ne’er was a better writer to portray
Thoroughbreds, cocottes, and post-nuptial strife,
And scenery in a pretty Mignard way;
To show how one makes love to a friend’s wife,
Or leads a virgin’s timid steps astray,—
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How to transgress the Ten Commandments daily,
Wear good coats well—and not end at the Old
Bailey.
LXXXIX.
He also touched on politics, and wrote
The usual anonymous report,
From Cloudland allegorical; we dote
On pamphlets of the Prince Florestan sort,
Putting them down to ten M.P.s of note,
F or lively satire is our statesmen’s forte.
Talk of the daily press, Mill, Grote—oh, fiddle !
The best loved flower of literature’s a riddle.
xc.
Reviews, translations, travels, essays, stories,
Liberal programmes, letters to the Times—
The record of his exploits would crack Glory’s
Trumpet, unused to praise this kind of crimes;
Each week the acid Athenaeum bore his
Name in some column, linked to prose or rhymes,
Which being largely advertised and often,
Made the most stony critic’s bosom soften.
xci.
N o evanescent Period was founded,
Or foundered, but he had his finger in it;
No Mirror crack’d, no Junius fell down dead,
No Torch illumed the country for a minute,
But in their columns his MS. abounded;
Eclecticism was his prevailing sin, it
Led him to promise prose to that transcendent
Modern press joke : The Daily Independent !
XCII.
That crowns a man’s career ; no further goes
The force of sane ambition. For the rest,
He’d all the wealth of privilege one owes
To having frequently in print express’d
Old thoughts about some older joys and woes '
He had his stalls for nothing, and the best
Place on first nights—a manager’s civility,
Which is the author’s patent of nobility.
XCIII.
He had the run of philosophic bars,
Where literature’s professors congregate,
With haply, some clean-shaven tragic stars,
And a few faithful servants of the State,
Who make enough to pay for their cigars,
By writing critiques for the press—a fate
So few sane men in our days seem
to
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covet—
Thank God ! the Civil Service ain’t above it.
�JON DUAN.
XCIV.
The damsels who deign serve you with your beer
Are deeply versed in literature and art;
And oh! the things those virgins see and hear
Would rather make the goddess Grundy start.
It’s not improving always to sit near
Authors, who, if they don’t attack your heart,—
For they can’t touch it, though they’ve won some
laurels—
Do play the very devil with your morals.
xcv.
Wide as they range, a flavour of sour ink
Goes with them, from the City to the Strand,
And thence to Panton Street. Just watch them pink
A reputation with a master-hand ;
List to them squabbling, and observe them drink—
And then reflect, to-morrow all the land
Will only know which way the world’s inclining,
By what they all have put into their “ lining,”
XCVI.
Leave them. The Muse, poor jade, has had her fill
Of copy and of copy writers. Satis,
Even Jon Duan, though he’s prosperous, still
Cries now and then, when he sees what his fate
is—
To grind for ever in the same old mill
The same old thoughts, for evermore to mate his
Dreams with the need of publishers and editors—
Because the Ideal won’t appease one’s creditors.
XCVII.
Leave them, and leave Jon Duan for awhile,
One of their band, a brother—till one sees
A way that’s safe to say his prose is vile,
And his successes only plagiaries;
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You’ll meet them all to-morrow and you’ll smile
At their old jokes, weep o’er their elegies,
Admire them all in copy which encumbers
The New Year Annuals and the Christmas Numbers.
XCVIII.
We’ve seen Jon Duan through Grub Street, safe and
sound—
The passage isn’t always so secure :
Footpads are plenty, publishers abound—
Things which don’t tend to keep a young man
pure.
We’ve seen him fêted, published, bought and
crowned,
And shown at all Smith’s bookstalls : now he’s
sure
Of immortality—and, such is fame-—
Forty years hence, e’en Timbs won’t know his name.
XCIX.
’Tis the best way to leave a hero—great,
The friend of critics, prosperous and fat ;
Keeping his brougham, asked to civic fêtes,
And noble poets’ garden parties.—That
Is not invariably an author’s fate,
But we want an exception, for thereat
The amateurs take fire, write verse by scores—
And that’s the way to punish editors.
C.
And so he’s reached the glorious apogee ;
And success has no history ;—like Peace,
He’s at an altitude whereunto we
Can’t follow, for our wings are fixed with grease,
And in the sun’s red rays shake wofully :
But this will prove he’s found the golden fleece :
We leave him, with a set, refined and manly,
Talking of Gladstone’s pamphlet with Dean Stanley.
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JON DUAN.
Canto The Fourth.
i.
||||T‘ PAUL once had apartments with a
The street, you may remember, was called
Straight,—
But whether Peter lodged in such a manner,
The pens of the Apostles don’t relate:
We know he’d several blots upon his banner,
And that he now keeps guard at Heaven’s gate:
But as to what his social habits were,
The details we can find are very rare.
II.
Though we are bound our full belief to give
To that sad business about the Cock;
And though that other incident will live—
When he gave Ma'lchus such a sudden shock.—
Our information’s mostly negative
’Bout this Barjona, who was christened “Rock”;
Yet we’re inclined to think Pierre a hearty,
Hot-temper’d, bold, and fearless sort of party.
III.
He readily gave up his little all—
The fishing business p’rhaps was slow just then—
And, feeling he for preaching had a call,
He went forthwith to fish for souls of men.
The thought of leaving home did not appal,
.And that he gladly went’s no wonder, when,
Alike from Matthew, Mark, and Luke, we find
He must have left a mother-in-law behind!
IV.
However, let St. Peter have his due,
He was a faithful follower, on the whole;
Human, of course—so, equally, are you —
But he’d a loving and an ardent soul,
Which, after persecutions not a few,
Bore him in triumph to a martyr’s goal;
And left behind him an undying fame,
Heirship to which Rome’s Pope advances claim.
V.
Poor Peter ! It is monstrously unfair
That such a Church should take his name in
vain;
To say that he first filled the Papal chair
Must surely give him much post mortem pain.
�JON DUAN.
For not his worst detractor could declare
He e’er did aught the name of Pope to gain.
The lives of few of them will bear inspection;
For lust and blood most had a predilection.
VI.
And Peter’s free from that; he did not fill
His life with villainies the pen can’t write;
His name is not mixed up with crimes that chill;
With sins incestuous that the soul affright;
He did not torture, persecute, and kill,
And make his influence a cursing blight;—
When sinning most, he still might have the hope
He’d never sinned enough to be a Pope!
VII.
He ne’er his helpless fellow-creatures robbed,
To live in sensuality and ease;
He never schemed, and lied, and planned, and
jobbed,
In Heaven’s name, his mistresses to please;
His steps were not with guilty favourites mobbed,
He did not use the Church’s holy keys
The door to damned and devilish sins to ope,—
In short, St. Peter never was a Pope !
VIII.
He had no gold nor houses, tithes nor land,
He had no pictures, and no jewels nor plate;
He never bore a crozier in his hand,
He never put a mitre on his pate;
He simply followed Jesus Christ’s command,
Which so-called Christians have not done of
late;—
Oh! we would raise Hosannahs in our metre,
If pioús people were more like St. Peter.
IX.
We will not talk of Rome ; its annals black
Our pages would too deeply, darkly soil;
Upon the Vatican we’ll turn our back,
Lest indignation should too fiercely boil ;
Its fiendish crimes have reached a depth, alack !
T’wards which our feeble pen would vainly toil :
We will not dabble in the dirt of Rome,
We have enough to do to look at home.
x.
Each sect of Christians in numbers grows,
Who with the nomination are suffic’d;
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Who are to what their Founder taught, fierce
foes,
Boasting a bastard creed, with errors spiced.
The Christians of the present day are those
Whose words and actions savour least of Christ,
And reckon but of very little count
The precepts of the Sermon on the Mount !
XI.
The English Church our serious thought bespeaks—
We write as friend to it, and not as foeman;
We write to save it from the trait’rous sneaks
Who, English-named, at heart are wholly Roman;
We write, unfettered, with a pen that seeks
Fair field from all, favour undue from no man ;
We write because a thousand blots besmear
Th’ escutcheon of the Church we hold so dear.
XII.
Blots of all kinds and colours, sorts and sizes—
Blots Evangelical and Ritualistic ;
Blots so pronounced that indignation rises ;
Blots hidden carefully in language mystic ;
Blots publicly exhibited as prizes ;
Blots to all usefulness antagonistic—
Blots so diffuse, in fact, that without doubt
They threaten soon to blot the Church right out.
XIII.
Our hero knew that some such blots existed,
For he’d an uncle who’d been Bishop made;
The reason being that he for years persisted
In giving to the Tory party aid.
Though how it was such services could be twisted
To show a fitness for the Bishop grade,
We’ve tried to find out, but we’ve tried in vain—
Perhaps Lord Shaftesbury could this explain.
XIV.
Jon’s Bishop-uncle was a portly man,
With well-filled waistcoat, and a port-wine nose;
Who, since to be a vicar he began,
Had never seen his watch-seals or his toes ;
Who, knowing life to be at best a span,
Resolved to eat good dinners to its close ;
And giving thanks each day to God the giver,
O’erfed himself, and took those pills called liver.
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JON DUAN.
XV.
It did not seem, save as an awful warning,
He thought of the directions Christ had given ;
His Purse was large; he search’d the Times each
morning,
That he might see how well his Scrip had thriven
Was far from bed-accommodation scorning,
And never walked it, when he could be driven.
And if the meek in heart alone are bless’d,
He must for cursing long have been assessed.
XVI.
He hunger’d and he thirsted, it is true—
But not for Righteousness—it is most clear.
He mourn’d—but that was merely ’cause he knew
A neighbouring Bishop had more pounds a year;
He laid up earthly treasures not a few,
But of the moth and rust he had no fear;
And whilst of meat and drink he took much
thought,
Consider’d not the lilies as he ought.
XVII.
In sooth, Jon Duan could not find a trait
In which the Bishop followed the Great Master;
. His diocese brought ^15 a day,
And he contriv’d to make a fortune faster
Than money-changers, for he’d a’cute way
Of speculating that ne’er met disaster ;—■
And as his will proved, later, it is gammon
To think one cannot worship God and Mammon.
XVIII.
Of course he something did his pay to earn:
He wrote a bitter book against Dissent ;
And once a year, in May, his soul would burn,
Because the Hindoo had no Testament ;
And to the House of Lords his feet would turn,
If by his aid reforms he could prevent :
And he’d some trouble, too, in duly giving
To all his reverend relatives a living !
XIX.
He has in Ember * weeks to lay his hands
Upon the candidates for ordination ;
In his be-puffed lawn sleeves, and linen bands,
He ’mongst the ladies makes no small sensation ;
* It is not singular perhaps that Ember week is prolific in
“ sticks."
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And periodically his lordship stands
To consummate the rite of confirmation,
Which, being an Epicure, he finds not easy,
For as a rule the children’s heads are greasy.
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Meantime, whilst this good man in wealth is rolling,
His slaving curates scarce get bread to eat;
As he his soul with choice old wine’s consoling
(Fit follower of the Apostles’ feet !),
They, as their wretched stipend they are doling
(The Bishop in three months spends more in
meat),
Must recollect, although it seems odd, rather,
That he, in God, is their Right Reverend Father.
1.
Who follow Christ with humble feet,
And rarely have enough to eat,
Who “ Misereres ” oft repeat ?—Our Bishops.
2.
Who, like the fishermen of old,
Care not for house, nor lands, nor gold,
But boldly brave the damp and cold ?—Our Bishops.
3Who preach the gospel to the poor,
And nurse the sick, and teach the boor —
Who faithful to the end endure ?—
Our Bishops.
4Who give up all for Jesus’ sake,
And no thought for the morrow take,
But daily sacrifices make ?—
Our Bishops.
5And who count everything a loss
Except their Lord and Master’s cross,
And reckon riches as but dross ?—
Our Bishops.
xx.
And shame to say, this pillar of the Church
Is the severest landlord in the county ;
Woe to the tenant, who, left in the lurch,
Is not quite ready with the right amount; he
Gets no mercy, for the strictest search
Reveals no instance of this Bishop’s bounty—
Bounty, indeed, ne’er enters in his plans,
Except it is that Bounty called Queen Anne’s !
XXI.
XXII.
XXIV.
How very strange it is that Mr. Miall
Won’t let a state of things like this alone !
For him to say the Church is on its trial
Is but mere foolery, we all must own ;
The Bench of Bishops cannot fail to smile,—The Church they grace is steadfast as the
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“ Ged rid of us indeed, what nonsense ! Zounds 1
We cost each year two hundred thousand pounds !w
Thus Duan sings as he one night is dining
With his good Bishop-uncle tête à tête ;
What time the prelate’s nose is redly shining,
And brightly gleams his bald and polished pate.
He does not speak, they had some time been
wining,
Yet on his face is satisfaction great ;
And when his nephew the decanter passes,
They toast the Bench of Bishops in full glasses.
XXIII.
Let’s leave the reverend Epicure to fuddle,
Of many bishop-types he is but one ;
And who can wonder at the Church’s muddle,
When half a dozen ways its leaders run ?
When some are smeared with Babylonish ruddle,
And some are steeped in Evangelic dun;
When Broad and High Church meet in battle
shocks,
And Low Church pelts the pair of them with
Rocks.
xxv.
The Bishops ! What a volume in a word !
Our hearts beat quicker at the very sound ;
Get rid of them, indeed !—it’s too absurd.
Shame on the men who such a scheme pro
pound!
Oh ! can it be that they have never heard
How in good works the Bishops all abound ?
Let Science, Art, and Learning pass away,
But leave us Bishops to crown Coming K----- .
�JON DUAN.
XXVI.
Meantime, whilst High and Narrow, Low and
Broad,
And Deep (the Deep are those who get the prizes)
All fight together, for the praise of God,
The thought in some few people’s minds arises,
Why any longer they the land defraud,
And common-sense most certainly advises
That if their zeal for fighting’s so intense,
They ought to combat at their own expense.
XXVII.
For who takes interest in their petty quarrels ?
Who cares for what they wear or how they stan
Let the big babies have their bells and corals,
And play the fool ; but men the right demand
To say these “posers ” shall not teach us morals,
Nor be upheld by law throughout the land.
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’Tis time, indeed, the Church to roughly handle,
And stop what has become a crying scandal.
XXVIII.
When Christian Bishops do but bark and bite
In silly speeches and in unread books ;
When shepherds leave their flocks in sorry plight,
And lay about them with their pastoral crooks ;
When Congress breaks up in a smart, free fight,
The state of things delay no longer brooks,
But every day makes the impression stronger—
We should support the Church’s wars no longer.
XXIX.
Nor must we in our midst still go on breeding
A set of priests both pestilent and prying;
Who, on our daughters’ superstition feeding,
The strongest bonds of home-love are untying;
At whose attacks morality is bleeding,
And Englishwomen’s honour lies a-dying—
Who are reviving, with zeal retrogressional,
The grievous scandals of the old confessional.
XXX.
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These fellows are the worst;—not half so bad
The Calvinists who say we must be damned,
Nor those who go at times revival mad,
And glory in conversions that are shamm’d ;
Nor those who, Spurgeon apeing, think to add
To their renown by getting churches cramm’d,
Nor think how much they let religion down
By posturing weekly as a pulpit clown.
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XXXI.
A truce, though—we are getting very prosy,
And quite forgetting our long-suffering hero. .
For the long sermon to atone, suppose he
Appear at once and dance a gay bolero,
Or sing a ditty, amorous and rosy,
To bring our readers’ spirits up from zero—
Or stay, what’s better still, let us prevail
On him to tell a Ritualistic tale.
San ©uatt’tf
A STORY OF THE CONFESSIONAL.
I.
Know ye the place where they press and they
hurtle,
And do daring deeds for greed and for gain,
Where the mellow milk-punch and the green-fatted
turtle
Now mildly digest, and now madden with pain ?
Know ye the land of Stone and of Vine,
Where mayors ever banquet and aidermen dine ;
Where Emma was wooed, and Abbott laid low,
And they fly paper kites and big bubbles blow ;
Where Gold is a god unassail’d in his might,
And neck-ties are loosened when stocks get too
tight ?
If this district you know—it is E.C. to guess,
And you go up a street which the Hebrews possess,
And turn to the right,—why, then, for a wager,
You come to the Church of St. Wackslite the Major;
And list, as o’er noises that constantly swell,
Comes the soul-stirring sound of its evensong bell.
2'.
Robed in the vestments of the East,
Apparell’d as becomes a priest,
Awaiting his sacristan’s knock,
The Reverend Hippolytus Stock
Sat musing in his vestry chair.
Deep thought was in his pasty face,
His tonsured head was racked with care:—
A smell of spirits filled the place—
(Terrestrial spirits such as we
Call mystic’ly Brett’s O. D. V.)
His crafty soul, well skill’d to hide,
The guilty secrets kept inside, *
Could smoothe not from his furrow’d brow
The anxious lines that seared it now.
3’Twas strange what troubled him, he had
All things that Ritualists make glad:
Embroider’d banners, silken flags,
And velvet Offertory Bags :
Two Utrecht Altar-cloths with lace,
Font Jugs and Buckets in their place.
Of Candlesticks a wondrous pair,
A Chalice Veil of texture rare.
Rich Dossals in the chancel hang ;
From Carven Desks the choir-boys sang ;
The Pavement was encaustic tiles ;
The Fauld Stools of the latest styles.
Even the Hat-suspenders show’d
The latest ritualistic mode ;
His Maniples were fair and white ;
His Sacramental Spoons a sight;
The Chancel nothing could surpass,
The Altar-rails were polish’d brass ;
Assorted Crosses every where,
Assist the congregation’s prayer ;
Indeed, though it involved some loss,
The Napkins were cut on the cross ;
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He’d Cutters for the sacred bread ;
And from an Eagle lectern read;
The Pews were new, the Windows stained,—
In short, no single want remained,
Suggested by religious pride,
Which had not promptly been supplied.
So ’twas no use to go again
To Cox and Sons in Maiden Lane.—
Yet still those reverend features bore
The anxious look we’ve named before.
4The knock was heard, a form appear’d,
A black, lank form with copious beard—
“ Three minutes, and the bell will cease.”
Then, Hippolytus, “ Hold thy pe^ce !
Has the communion plate been clean’d?”
The lank one acquiescence lean’d—
“ Three boys,” he said, “ have work’d for hours,
Gard’s Plate Cloth capitally scours,
I never saw it look so bright,
You will feel proud of it to-night.”
“ And has that sack of incense come ?”
The lank one, save for “ Yes,” was dumb.
* A friend who thinks all Ritualists are vipers,
These napkins christens Ritualistic Wipers. ”
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“ Incense is up again, beware !
The Acolytes must take more care.
They burn too much of it at nights.”
And here the black form silence brake—
“ O, Sir, concerning those wax lights :
Wicks says he will a discount make
On thirty pounds for ready cash.”
The vicar smiled, he was not rash,
And merely murmuring softly, “ Thirty ? ”
Continued in a louder tone,
“Joseph, that I. H. S. is dirty,
See by a sister it is scrubbed,
And have my pocket-service rubbed.
And say to Mrs. Sniggs, it’s bosh !
That Alb did not come from the wash.
And now, enough of worldly cares,
Lead on the way to evening prayers ! ”
5St. Wackslite’s filled with floods of light,
’Tis celebration high to-night.
The organ peals, the people kneels.
The “ supers ” first their banners bear,
The vergers with their wands are there,
The choristers march two by two,
The Acolytes their duties do.
And as their censers high are sway’d,
They would a sweet perfume have made,
Had not the incense been of late
Cheap, truly,—but adulterate.
Lay brothers in due sequence walk,
The assistant-priests behind them stalk.
Last comes in robes which rainbows mock
The Reverend Hippolytus Stock ;
And round the church in order slow,
They with triumphal music go.
But by the door a son of sin,
A writer in the rabid Rock,
Has managed early to slip in—
’Tis his to cause a sudden shock.
For in a tone so full and clear
That everyone cannot but hear,
His voice he raises and recites
These lines, and not a line but bites :—
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Where saints are worshipp’d ’neath the dome,
Where banners sway and mass is sung—<
In Papal Sees these aisles have place,
But English churches they disgrace.
II.
“ The vestments, many-hued and quaint,
The alb, the stole, the hood, the cope,
The prayers to Virgin and to saint—
These are for them who serve the Pope :
Shame ! that such mummeries besmirch
The ritual of the English Church!
ill.
“ I took the train to Farringdon,
From Farringdon I walked due E.;
And musing there an hour alone,
I scarce could think such things could be.
At Smithfield—scene of martyrs slain—
I could not deem they died in vain.
IV.
u And is it so ? and can it be,
My country ? Is what we deplore
Aught but a phase of idiocy ?
Is England Protestant no more?
Is she led captive by a man—
The dotard of the Vatican ?
V.
“ Must we but weep o’er days more blest ?
Must we but blush ?—Our fathers bled.
Earth, render back from out thy breast
A remnant of our martyred dead !
Of all the hundreds grant but three
To fight anew Mackonochie.”
This while had all around been dazed,
And no one tried his tongue to stay ;
The choristers had ceased, amazed,
The organ did no longer play.
But soon a sense of wrong return’d,
And scores of eager fingers burn’d
To turn the ribald traitor out;
And there arose a shaming shout,
And several vergers for him made;
Still he no sign of fear betrayed.
In truth, so full of zeal was he,
Another verse he did begin,
But, promptly fetched, P.C. 9 E.
Appears, and forthwith “runs him in.”
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The organ then peals forth once more,
And the processional is o’er.
6.
The three assistant priests await
The signal to officiate,
And bide till ’tis their vicar’s will
To dance the usual quadrille.
Then, when he joins their little band,
And all before the altar stand,
They face the east, they face the west,
They face the ways that please them best ;
They scuffle quickly dos-à-dos,
And through gymnastic motions go ;
They turn to corners, do the chain,
Kneel down, get up, and kneel again ;
The vicar, plainly as can be,
Makes an exemplary M.C.
Each tangled move he regulates,
And juggles with the cups and plates—
No slip, no stumble, not a fault ;
Though he is near two-score and fat,
He could have turned a somersault,
This Ritualistic acrobat.
Nay, it obtains among his friends,
And is in Low Church circles said,
That Hippolytus soon intends
To celebrate “upon his head !”
7The organ plays its final note,
The church is wrapp’d in silent gloom,
A dreamy stillness seems to float,
The vicar seeks his robing-room.
One duty now remains for him,
’Tis the Confessional to seek,
Where burns the waxen taper dim,
And hear the heart-thoughts of the weak.
And, as he goes, he murmurs low,
“ Yes ! she will come, for she was there !”
And in his eyes hot passions glow,
As sits he in his oaken chair.
And now, one parts the curtains red,
And kneels, and bows a guilty head,
With many a tale of sin and woe ;
Still others come, and kneel,.and go—
Escaping thus, they think, the ban
Shed o’er them by this wicked man.
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His eyes still peer with anxious care,
He mutters, “ Surely she was there !”
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Then fiendish lustre fills his eyes,
And colour to his pale cheeks flies,
For down the aisle, in the light so dim,
A female form comes straight to him,
And he knows by the hat with the sea-gull’s wing,
And the cuirass cut in the latest fashion,
That those faintly-falling footsteps bring
The woman he loves with a guilty passion.
8.
Thoughts of the past rush through his brain,
Thoughts rapturous, yet link’d with pain,
Of the sweet face when first she came
His spiritual aid to claim—
Of her soft arms, in meekness bending
Across her maiden’s budding breast;
Of those soft arms anon extending
To clasp the hands of him who blest.
O she was fair ! her eyes were blue,
Her hair was golden, as spun sunbeams are ;
Her cheeks had robbed the rosebuds of their hue,
Her voice was music coming from afar ;
And she, suspecting naught, was full of trust—
Trust, confidence and innocence inspire ;
Whilst he look’d on her lovely form and bust,
And vow’d to win her to his fierce desire.
Yes, she was fair as first of womankind,
When in her virgin innocence first smiling ;
And he, with cruel purpose in his mind,
Was wily as the serpent; her beguiling
With holy words and hypocritic speeches,
Such as the Ritualistic manual teaches.
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Too many times she came, and he
Plied her with subtle Jesuitry;
Poison’d her mind and soil’d her heart
With all his cunning, priestly art;
Dealing his every venomed stroke
From underneath religion’s cloak,
Till, counting her within his power,
He hailed th’ approach of triumph’s hour,
And, as her frail form meets his sight,
He plans her fall that very night.
9In silence bow’d the virgin’s head ;
As if her eyes were fill’d with tears,
That stifled feeling dared not shed—
As if o’ercome by maiden’s fears.
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“ My daughter ! ” quoth the wicked priest,
il Your face lift up, tell me, at least,
What ghostly trouble rives your soul—
God gives me power to make it whole.”
And, as he spoke, behind her head
He closely drew the curtains red ;
But still no word her silence broke,
Her presence sighs alone bespoke.
“ My daughter ! ” thus the priest again,
“Your studied reticence is vain.”
His lips bent forward near her ear,
“ Come, cast away your foolish fear ;
Confess the sins that on you press—
Confess to me, sweet girl, confess ! ”
Save heavier sighs, no answer came,
The vicar’s breath came quicklier, then—
“ Dear Alice !”—for he knew her name—
Burst forth that villain amongst men,
I quite forget my own distress
In telling you I love you well,—
So well, that all the pains of Hell
I’d bear for one long, close caress.”
No movement yet. “ O, Alice, make
Some answer, lest my heart should break.
I am your priest, I know your heart;
Alice, I will not from you part.
I’ve sworn to be a celibate,
And marriage vows are not for me ;
But holy love and passion great
A mingled fate for us decree.
I claim you, who shall dare say nay,
Or tear you from my arms away?
Come, darling, we are all alone,
One hour will all past pain atone ;
Come, let no longer aught divide—
Come, darling, be the Church’s bride 1 ”
10.
All suddenly the female form arose,
And as the vicar stretched his arms to seize her,
A manly fist dash’d right into his nose,
A crushing blow, call’d vulgarly a “ sneezer ”;
And whilst he felt all nose and strange surprise,
The fist work’d piston-like just twice or thrice,
And bunged up straightway were his sunken eyes,
And then his throat^was seized as in a vice.
Whilst, as his breath was being shaken out,
And he felt he would very quickly smother—
Then, just before he fainted, came a shout,
Of “Alice could not come! but I’m her brother!”
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The Reverend Hippolytus Stock
Was kept for several weeks in bed ;
It was a very sudden shock,
And very copiously he bled.
He suffered very dreadful pain,
His mental torture was still greater ;
His nose will ne’er be straight again,—
Let’s hope his notions will be straighter !
XXXII.
Thus told, or would, or could, or should have told
Our hero Duan, in tolerable rhyme,
The story of the Ritualist, so sold,
A precious product of this popish time.
Such men o’er wives and daughters get a hold,
Combining snake-like venom with its slime.—
J on knew the details well; he was no other
Than the revenging metamorphosed brother,
XXXIII.
He’d seen his sister mope for weeks and weeks,.
And grow more melancholy every day ;
He half suspected Ritualistic freaks,
Knowing her inclinations went that way.
At last, her fullest confidence he seeks,
And learns enough to fill him with dismay ;
Then warns her promptly of her wily foe,
And lays the stratagem of which you know.
XXXIV.
When all his sister’s clothes he had put on,
And sought from paint and tweezers artful aid,
No casual glance could have detected Jon,
He looked so very like a pretty maid ;
And with long tresses his head pinn’d upon,
A perfect transformation was display’d.
In fact, to Alice, for the parson’s liking,
He show’d resemblance very much too striking t
XXXV.
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Exuno disce omnes / ’Tis a saying
We cannot well too strongly bear in mind—
Beware the clergymen at Popery playing,
The set to priestly arrogance inclined ;
They are, at best, beguiling and betraying
The sacred ties around our hearts entwined.
Husbands and Brothers ! stamp out like small-pox,
Virus that breeds in the Confession-box.
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Canto The Fifth.
i.
ELL is a city (very) much like London ”—
The words are Shelley’s, reader, not our
own—If it be so, then there’s no lack of Pun done
Down in that place where Satan has his throne.
Nor would the hardened sinner be quite undone,
Were he sent there for sinning to atone.
In fact, the Ranters would not make us cry,
If we’d to go to London when we die.
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Of course there are two sides to every question,
There’s not a medal has not its obverse—
Good dinners have their following indigestion,
And London has its bad side and its worse;
But, if we choose the good side and the rest shun,
Who can our somewhat natural choice asperse ?
If Duan chose what he thought best, with zest,
’Tis not for us to say—Bad was his best.
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For all these things are matters of opinion—
And one man’s poison is another’s meat;
We’re not to say a man’s the Devil’s minion,
Because no creed he happens to repeat;
Or doom to flames eternal, a Socinian,
Because One God to him is all complete.
All men have power to choose—by which we mean,
There are such things as moral fat and lean.
IV.
The fat suits one, the lean may suit another ;
And why should we, against our will, eat fat,
Or force the lean on an unwilling brother,
Who thinks it fit to only feed the cat ?
And if a man will eat nor one, nor t’other,
He surely is best judge what he is at—
No man’s a right to, wholly or in part,
Prescribe his brother’s moral dinner carte.
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Wherefore, we say, we will not raise our voice
To say what Duan chose as best was bad;
He, certainly, did not repent his choice,
And very rarely was he hipp’d or sad ;
Au contraire,—in his youth he did rejoice,
And who are we that he should not be glad ?
He slept well, drank well, ate well, and his dinners
Digested admirably for a sinner’s.
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VI.
XI.
And, by-the-by, what is a sinner, pray ?
“ A man who sins.” Then, prithee, what is sin ?
Let rival sect’ries have on this their say,
And each a different answer will begin.
Which is confusing, and would cause delay,
The fact being, we have to look within.
What use are dogmas, doctrines,myths,and creeds?
A man’s own heart supplies the truth he needs.
Think what he went through ! Flow he’d to observe
A code of laws unwritten, but Draconic,
Which make life all straight lines without a curve—
And so conservative and non-Byronic,
That he who from their ruling dares to swerve
Is punished with severity Masonic—
The eternal laws of Fashion’s legislature,
Being ever urged ’gainst those who go for Nature.
VII.
But these digressions cannot be allow’d,
Or we shall never tell how Duan fared ;
Whilst seeking pleasure in the London crowd—
How he was pleas’d and flatter’d, trick’d and
snared—
But, thanks to his good heart and lineage proud,
Was yet from every degradation spared.
And how he lived, and went a killing pace,
With polished footsteps and a finished grace.
VIII.
No wonder Duan was a favourite,
Or that his handsome person was admired ;
That he was rather spoilt, if not so quite,
And that no end of passions he inspired.
It was indeed a trial by no means light
When he from ’mongst the “ upper ten” retired ;
And all Society was rather riled
When he took refuge in Bohemia’s wild.
IX.
For, he was such a pet, his mirror’s frame
(He had a suite of rooms in Piccadilly)
Was studded with the cards with which the game
Of good Society is played. ’Tis silly
How one admits a piece of pasteboard’s claim,
And has to do its bidding “willy-nilly,”
And dine and dance, and dawdle without measure,
Because it is Society’s good pleasure.
x.
No other mistress could be so severe,
Or bully man so much, or so afflict him,
As Duan found when, in his twentieth year,
He to her tyranny became a victim;
And served her until, from exhaustion sheer,
He well-nigh wished Society had kick’d him,
Or that, still better, he had kick’d Society,
And gone in for Bohemian variety.
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XII.
Duan soon found he had to dress by rule ;
His own sartorial taste did not avail; or
Could he help the idea he was a fool
When he had audiences of his tailor.
Scorn mixed with pity filled the face of Poole
As he, as though he had been Duan’s jailer,
To his directions turned a deaf ear, utter,
And passed him on, unheeded, to the cutter.
XIII.
In vain Jon Duan very mildly states,
He thinks that pattern and this cut will suit him;
The cutter coolly for his silence waits,
Nor deigns to take the trouble to refute him;
But, standing sternly to “ Le Coupeur” plates,
Seems as a forward youngster to compute him,
And simply says, as though to save all fuss—
“ Gents usually leave such things to us !”
XIV.
We know what that means; for, ’tis no small
matter.
Why do we wear to-day the “chimney-pot”?
Because we leave our head-gear to our hatter,
And not because one useful point it’s got.
Why not the old delusive notion scatter,
And have a hat not heavy, hard, and hot ?—
(That last line, we may make especial mention,
Is worth the Cockney’s serious attention.)
XV.
Think of the modern boot, and then say whether
Such pedal torture must perforce be borne.
Why not encase our feet in untann’d leather,
And say farewell to blister and to corn ?
Let boots and bunions pass away together,
’Mid universal ecstasy and scorn !
We are but pilgrims, yet, can’t there be made
A single “Progress” without “Bunyan’s” aid?
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XVI.
Must we be always abject slaves, in fact,
And martyrs to the taste of those who dress us ?
Bear meekly all that Fashion does enact
(She clothes poor woman in a shirt of Nessus !),
And stand, and, like the tailors’ dummies, act,
Whilst into trussed-up blocks our snips com
press us ?
Free Land ! Free Love !—these two cries just now
press :
Well, add a third, and clamour for Free Dress !
XVII.
Again, digression ! Duan meekly wore
The clothes his first-class tailors kindly made
him;
Bought Hoby’s boots, by Lincoln’s “stove-pipe”
swore;
And did his hair as Mr. Truefitt bade him:
Had collars, gloves, and useless things galore,
All which helped in Society to aid him—
And warmly welcomed by Patricia’s host,
His name was daily in the Morning Post.
XVIII.
Here could be seen—who doubts the Morning
Post ?
Its articles are like the Thirty-nine—
How often Duan with a noble host
Would, with more victims, “greatly daring,
dine I”
And wonder that, with such parade and boast,
There was so little food, and such bad wine;
And ask himself, with natural surprise,
If noble hosts fed hunger through the eyes ?
Dined, too, with Lord Cinqfoil, in Blankley Square,
Who is another of these curious mixtures;
Who has a name and reputation glorious,
Yet takes his neighbours’ spoons in way notorious.
XXI.
He put his legs ’neath Lord Maecenas’ table,
Who’s so much money and so little mind,
Whose sensuality smacks of the stable,
Though he to Art and Music seems inclined.
He fed with Viscount Quicksot, and was able,
From after-dinner confidence, to find
The strongest reason why this peer should press
To rescue pretty nurse-girls in distress.
XXII.
He dined at Lambeth Palace with the saints,
He dined at Richmond (often) with a sinner;
He found that nearly every lady paints,
And laces far too tight to eat her dinner.
Hidden, in upper circles, he found taints,
’Neath a disguise that daily waxes thinner.
And that for morals ’tis a very queer age,
And more especially amongst the Peerage.
XXIII.
Yes, ’neath the very dull and placid level,
He found the morals of high life but lame;
Beneath its mask of etiquette, the Devil
Promoting scandals that we dare not name.
We’ll leave th’ exposé to some future Gre ville,
Nor hurt the fame of any high-born dame —
Though, truth to tell, despite our Sovereign Lady,
Society’s repute was ne’er more shady.
XXIV.
XIX.
He dined with Omnium’s Duke, that titled rake,
Who keeps a private house of assignation;
Whose agents, from the West End, nightly take,
Fresh damsels for his Grace’s delectation;
Who, publicly, such efforts seems to make
For wicked London’s moral reformation;
And, as becomes his dignified position,
Is liberal patron of the “ Midnight Mission.”
XX.
He dined with Earl Tartuffe, who takes the chair,
When Vice requires his periodic strictures;
And when he dined, saw his collection rare
Of obscene pamphlets and indecent pictures.
The air is full of scandals of divorces,
The smoking-rooms of Pall Mall reek with
rumour ;
And if we trace it to its various sources,
’Tis not, we find, a freak of spite of humour.
No ; everywhere demoralizing force is
Right hard at work ; and in a very few more
Years, if there is no change, our upper crust
Will crumble up, destroyed—its lust in dust.
XXV.
At Brookes’s, Prince’s, at the “Rag” or Raleigh,
Wherever Duan went, by night or day,
The conversation turned, methodically,
Upon patrician damsels gone astray ;
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And scarce an anecdote or witty sally,
But took a woman’s character away.
Titled transgressions seemed the only fashion;
And joys, unblessed by Church, the ruling passion.
XXVI.
But on the surface, as has been expressed,
Society was placid as before,
And called, and rode, and drove, and 11 drummed,”
and dressed,
As though it had at heart no cancerous sore;
And Duan, being so much in request,
Full often entered its portentous door,
And, with a Spartan heroism, danced,
Or tea’d at five o’clock with air entranced.
XXVII.
He went to many a hostess’s “At home”—
Where everybody is so much abroad—
Through crammed-up halls and salons doomed to
roam,
Where, ’spite the heat, the etiquette’s not thaw’d;
Up crowded staircases he slowly clomb,
Hustled and pushed, and trodden on and
claw’d.—
Such inconvenience much too great a price is
To pay for cold weak tea and lukewarm ices.
XXVIII.
Or e’en to hear the last new baritone,
Or shake the hand of the receiving Duchess,
Or see the Heir-apparent to the Throne,
Trotted round proudly in her eager clutches;
Or catch some flirting matron all alone,
And make a future assignation; much is
This last in vogue ; it is not hard to chouse
The husbands, specially if in the “ House.”
XXIX.
They go, dear innocents! and sit and snore,
And vote to order in St. Stephen’s Chapel ;
Nor dream that gallant captains haunt their door,
And Princes with their wives’ fair virtue
grapple ;
And—well, our womankind are as of yore, 1
They have not changed since Eve devoured
the apple,—
But, ’twould be “rough” on Hannen, past all
doubt,
If half the husbands found their spouses out.
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XXX.
All her reputed pleasures he had tasted,
And found them, oft repeated, apt to pall
Upon his palate ; he no longer hasted
To get an invite for the Prince’s ball,
And thought the hours were altogether wasted
He spent in evening routs and morning call ;
And even found, in time, to care one fails
’Bout meeting Him of Cambridge or of Wales.
XXXI.
Whilst his friends’ husbands, not to be outdone,
Kept pretty, painted cages in “ The Wood ” ;
With pretty birdies in them, full of fun,
And often in a rather naughty mood ;—
Thus is it that the double trick is done.
(To speak such facts is, as we know, tabooed ;
But we, spite Mrs. Grundy’s interfering,
Intend to strip off modern life’s veneering.)
He tired of Dudley’s china and his pictures ;
Nor cared for Pender’s most elaborate “ feeds”;
He wearied of those Chiswick Garden mixtures,
Where names so heterogeneous one reads.
He shunned, at last, all Lady Devonshire’s
“ fixtures,”
And feared the Waldegravian "friendlyleads.”
And, as a child a powder or a pill dreads,
Shirked Art at Mr. Hope’s and Lady Mildred’s.
XXXII.
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xxxv.
It is not strange that, since our women marry
For riches and position, name and fame,
They seek for love elsewhere, and quickly carry
A fierce flirtation on with some old " flame,”
And freely yield to Dick, or Tom, or Harry,
The pleasant leisure-hours their lords should
claim.
And Duan found, when once well in the swim,
His friends’ wives made too many calls on him.
XXXVII.
XXXVI.
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It’s very thin, you scratch the Politician,
And find that he’s a hungerer for place ;
The great Philanthropist—he makes admission
His motives would his character disgrace ;
The Bishop—and he mourns that his position
Does not admit that he should go the pace—
Removes from yon Prude’s face her veil, so thin,
And, with a leer, she’ll lure you into sin.
XXXIII.
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Pull off the Church’s gown, and she will stand
A greedy tyrant, gorged with guilt and gold ;
Take from Justitia’s eyes the blinding band,
And see her wink as truth is bought and sold ;
The mask from Thespis snatch with sudden hand,
And then in every London stage behold
A mart for painted women, and an aid
To padded Cyprians to ply their trade.
The Hamiltonian Hall no more he seeks,
Nor treads the corridors of Leveson Gower;
The tableaux vivants down at Mrs. Freke’s
Raise no excitement in him as of yore ;
He did not go to Grosvenor House for weeks,
And never darkened Bentinck’s ducal door.
In fact, the more he saw, and heard, and knew,
Did la crème de la crème seem but “ sky-blue.”
XXXVIII.
And even intrigues grew great bores at last,
For they, too, savoured strongly of De Brett ;
And, also, when a girl was more than fast,
Her sin was fenced about with etiquette
To such extent that Duan was aghast
At an hypocrisy unequalled yet ;
And longing for an unrestrain’d variety,
Vow’d he would have the sins jzz/zj' the society.
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XXXIX.
i
Pull—no, please don’t, on reconsideration !
Our hero’s patient, but to keep him waiting,
While we indulge in moral observation,
Is calculated to be irritating.
Besides, we have some further information
To give you of his later doings, dating
From those days when both wiser grown and older,
He gave Society the frigid shoulder.
So he to the " ten thousand ” bade adieu,
And said ‘‘Good-bye” to "Prince’s” and its
rink—
(" Prince’s ” is too select for most of you,
But there are warmish corners there, we think),
And with regret he said " Farewell ” to few
Of those who’d given him their meat and
drink :
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For as the average modern dinner goes,
’Tis a fit torture not for friends but foes.
XL.
He also turned upon Mayfair his back,
And wholly left Belgravia in the lurch ;
Gladly he gave Tyburnia the "sack,”
In vain did Kensingtonia for him search ;
He sailed completely on another tack,
And gave up leaving cards or going to church—
Sins of omission in the topmost zone,
Which no committed virtues can condone.
XLI.
So now behold Jon Duan set quite free
To suck the sweets from every London flower ;
More like a butterfly, perhaps, than bee—•
For he did not improve the shining hour.
And had you chance and money, then we’d see
If you, good reader, would own virtue’s power.
For though the truth, sweet innocents, may hurt
you,
Necessity’s a powerful aid to virtue.
XLII.
Flow often acrid women virtue boast,
Of which a trial would be a new sensation !
So, all the goody-goody priggish host,
Are prigs perforce—they follow their vocation,
It is no credit to a senseless post,
Because it does not fall into temptation ;
Nor do we crown an icicle with laurels
Because it hasn’t thawn into soft morals.
XLIII.
Therefore, our hero we don’t mean to censure
For having, what in slang is called his "fling” ;
He had to bear the sequel of his venture,
And Nature is the goddess that we sing !—
For he who breaks her laws, or tries to wrench
her
Rules, so well balanc’d, naturally will bring—
Sure as contempt has fallen on Bazaine—
Just retribution and deserved disdain.
XLIV.
This granted, without any more preamble,
Duan may start upon his search for pleasure ;
We’ll try to only chronicle his scramble,
And not to moralize in every measure ;
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But if again we into preaching ramble,
And weary out your patience and your leisure,—
Why, blame the metre !—which, of all we know,
Most tempts one from the beaten track to go.
XLV.
The public pleasures of our wondrous city
Are not so plentiful as one would think,
Thanks to the sapient licensing committee,
Who from the very thought of dancing shrink.
The Alhambra’s spoiled—it is a shame and pity;
The Holborn’s given up to meat and drink,
And nothing could be just now so forlorn
As passing a long evening at Cremorne ! ~
XLVI.
’Twas not in this direction Duan found
The pleasure that he sought. He went, ’tis
true,
The usual dull and soul-depressing round,
And raked and rioted till all was blue ;
He trod, of course, the old familiar ground,
And liked it not a whit more than did you,
When you—consule Planco—’woke with pain,
And cursed the women and the vile champagne.
XLVI I.
He went to the Alhambra, found it dirty,
With “ Ichabod ’’.writ large upon its walls.
He sought the “ Duke’s ” about eleven thirty,
And wandered listlessly through Argyle’s Halls ;
SawTottie, Lottie, Dottie, Mottie, Gertie,—
And liquors stood responsive to their calls ;
Thinking the openly conducted traffic
Was far more Cityish in its tone than Sapphic.
XLVIII.
He lounged about the Haymarket, and smoked ;
And felt quite sad amidst its scenes and sights ;
He haunted bars, and with their Hebes joked,
He “ finished” at Kate H.’s, several nights ;
He saw, God knows ! a mass of misery, cloak’d
With ghastly gaiety, beneath the lights,
Until the hideous visions made his soul burn,
And sent him virtuously back to Holborn.
XLIX.
For he had taken Chambers in Gray’s Inn,
Since he had cut the West End so completely .
And had a laundress smelling much of gin,
Who could do nothing noiselessly or neatly.
’Twas here his other life he did begin,
In rooms whose look-out, chosen most dis
creetly,
Show’d those old elms, each one of them a big
tree,—
And here he sinned ’neath his own vine and fig
tree.
L.
If walls had ears !—the notion is not new—
You’d like to hear Jon Duan’s tell their tale.
And still, the same old notion to pursue,
If chairs and sofas talked, we would avail
Us of their confidences, also ; you
May be quite sure that, were they writ, the
sale'
Of these poor rhymes, then, would be more
immense,
Though hypocritiq cries rose more intense.
LI.
As ’tis, we’d Figaro want to tabulate
For us a list of all Jon Duan’s loves ;
To catalogue his cartes, each with its date,
And give the history of the flowers and gloves,
And snipp’d-off tresses, which in numbers great
From time to time into his drawer he shoves.
But, failing that, here is a peg to hang
A little song upon, that once he sang.
Qty ¿Hath nf (Clapljam.
Maid of Clapham ! ere I part,
Tell me if thou hast a heart!
For, so padded is thy breast,
I begin to doubt the rest!
Tell me now before I go—
Apr 0ov aXX p.a.Se viropvu ?
Are those tresses thickly twined,
Only hair-pinned on behind ?
Is thy blush which roses mocks,
Bought at three-and-six per box?
Tell me, for I ask in woe—
Apr 6ov aXX p.a.5e vvopvu> ?
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3And those lips I seem to taste,
Are they pink with cherry-paste ?
Gladly I’d the notion scout,
But do those white teeth take out ?
Answer me, it is not so—
But to improve, he managed to secure
This model’s services—nor did it vex
Her, when, with face and voice alike demure,
He called her the most lovely of her sex,
And pleading but poor skill to paint her beauty,
Yet many times a week essayed the duty.
Apr Gov aXX /¿a.8e virbpvQi ?
4Maid of Clapham! come, no larks !
For thy shoulders leave white marks—
Tell me ! quickly tell to me
What is really real in thee !
Tell me, or at once I go—
Apr Gov aXX /mSc vjropvco ?
LII.
His taste for girls was certainly eclectic,
He loved the dark ones even as the fair ;
He liked complexions pale, complexions hectic,
He liked black tresses, he liked golden hair,
And ne’er got amatorily dyspeptic—
Which is a state of heart by no means rare ;
But managed by the means detailed above,
To never be completely out of love.
LUI.
Gussie was dark, a perfect gipsy she,
With sloe-black eyes, of raven hair an ocean ;
With lips so red, they well might tempt the bee,
And full of many a quaint artistic notion,—
She was an artist’s model, you could see
It was so in her graceful, flowing motion.
It must, we think, be a most pleasing duty
To draw and paint the curves' of female beauty.
LIV.
The girl had sat for many a well-known painter,
Before her path across Jon Duan’s came ;
As beggar-girl, as sinner, and as saint, her
Pretty face oft peeped from out a frame.
In ’73 no picture could be quainter
Than that—it bore a rising painter’s name—
Which represented her in grandma’s bonnet—
We recollect that it called forth a sonnet.
LV.
Now Jon was no great artist, that was sure,—
Not much he’d ever drawn but bills and
cheques,
LVI.
Nor did he weary of his occupation,
For she was very jolly in her style ;
Full of artistic chatter, animation
In every look, and word, and frown, and smile.
And she could play—a great consideration
To have a girl who thus your time can while ;
And take a hand at whist, and play it, too—
A thing not one girl in ten-score can do.
LVI I.
And naturally she was very skilful
In falling into stock artistic poses ;
A little petulant, sometimes, and wilful—
Que voulez-vous ? Without a thorn no rose is.
A “model” girl is very often still full
Of that old Adam which the Church, you
know, says
Is in us all ; and which, as we’re advised,
Means all our hearts are old (Me) Adamized.
LVIII.
Be this as’t may. In time Miss Gussie went,
And fair-haired Looie reigned in her stead ;
Whilst Duan seemed by no means discontent---Having escaped the plate flung at his head
By the retiring beauty ;—nor gave vent
To vain regrets, nor wished that he were dead.
Instead of this, his spirits seemed to rally,
As he cried, “ L’Art est mort, so, Vive le Ballet!”
LIX.
For Loo was in the ballet at the Strand,
And thus possess’d that halo of romance
Which footlights ever throw on all who stand
Before them, let them act, or sing, or dance.—
It even spreads a little o’er the band—
Nay, we a weak-kneed fellow knew by chance,
Who was a very bad and drunken “super,”
’Cause his admirers treated him to “ cooper.”
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LX.
Looie was in the foremost row, a token
She danced with more than average ability :
And many a stallite’s heart no doubt she’d
broken
With her plump legs and marvellous agility.
But when our hero once to her had spoken,
The intimacy grew with great facility.
And as he knew the critics, and had means,
Jon Duan spent much time behind the scenes,
LXI.
And waited for his charmer many nights,
And hung about what ‘‘Yanks” call the
“ theater ” ;
Supped to the full on Thespian delights ;
But p’rhaps his feeling of delight was greater
When she rehearsed new dances in her tights,
He being her only critic and spectator.
Had he been good, he should have tried to stop
her,
But, then, it is so nice to be improper.
And then dismiss them with a curt good-bye,
As though they’d been so many Brighton flymen ?
No 1 if our hero had the right way fix’d on,
Then what becomes of married life at Brixton—•
LXV.
At Peckham, Clapham, Islington, and Walworth,
At Ball’s Pond, Pentonville, and Kentish Town ?
Surely these homes of misery you’ll call worth
The great rewards that virtue always crown.
Jon Duan’s wicked life is naught at all worth,
And he and all like him must be put down.
He’s happy, truly, but his joy’s unstable—
Most married ones are always miserable.
LXVI.
Sewing-machines and cooks on trial we get,
And horses we may try before we buy ;
And ev’n if afterwards we should regret
Our bargains, we can sometimes off them cry;—
But matrimonial bargains, don’t forget,
Last till one of the parties chance to die.
’Twas knowing if he married, ’twas for life,
Made Duan hesitate to take a wife.
LXII.
“ Man’s a phenomenon, one knows not what,
And wonderful beyond all wondrous measure :
’Tis pity, though, in this sublime world, that
Pleasure’s a sin, and sometimes sin’s a pleasure.”
Which lines are Byron’s. You will find them pat,
If you look up Don Juan when you’ve leisure.
If sin’s unpleasant, as the churches din so,
Then, why the dickens is it that we sin so ?
LXVII.
’Twas very wrong of him, of course, to do so :
Men ought from marriage never thus to shrink ;
For is it not ordained ?—Jon Duan knew so,
And yet stood lingering at the altar’s brink.
He thought that he the life-long step might rue ; so
Do others; and there are some men who think
Hannan would hear less charging and denial
If we could take our spouses upon trial.
LXIII.
Is it unpleasant ?—that’s the awkward question—
And many sinners answer with a “ No !”
Jon Duan, when he had no indigestion,
Thought it was most decidedly not so ;
That if you pick your sins, and all the rest shun,
You may most pleasantly through this world go.
Which shows us plainly, ’spite his great vitality,
How very cold and dead was his morality.
LXVI 11.
On trial, indeed ! Why, not one in ten thousand
Women would e’er be wed on such a term ;
For rare’s the one who does not break her vows,
and
Show very quickly that she has the germ
Of mutiny within her, and makes rows, and
Most speedily her husband’s fears confirm.
If married life were terminable at will,
How many would next week be married still ?
LXIV.
How else could he have dared to thus defy
The ethics of society and Hymen ;
And half a dozen amoratas try,
Just like as many tarts bought of a pieman,
LXIX.
How long our young friend loved the ballet
dancer
We do not mean to tell, nor shall we add
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More details of his charmers; ’twould not answer
To waste so much space on what is so bad.
No ! let us shun the subject like a cancer,
’Twould only make us and our readers sad.
We will, instead, with their permission, fit a
Small song in here—Jon sung it with his zither.
1.
O, pocket edition of Phryne !
Your robe is bewitchingly Greek ;
O, kiss me, my charmer most tiny—
I mean on my mouth, not my cheek.
Come, sit on my knee and be jolly—
The classical’s now out of date—
And let us toast passion and folly—
For you are not marble, thank fate !
2.
What! haven’t you heard of her story,
And how all her judges she won,
By suddenly showing her glory
Of beauty, which warmed like the sun?
Yes, that was in Cecrops’ fair city,
And we are ’neath London’s green trees—
But, Tiny, you’re awfully pretty,
And I’ll be your judge, if you please.
LXX.
Love is an ailment dangerously zymotic—
’Twould be no use for us to here deplore
That Duan’s song has savour so erotic—
No ! we will leave him on his second-floor,
Puffing the weed the doctors call narcotic,
And with his eyes fixed keenly on his door—
Whom he expects it’s not for us to say,
It isn't his old laundress, any way.
LXXI.
What are the Mission people all about,
That to Gray’s Inn they do not send a preacher?
Why to Ashanti and Fiji go out,
And leave unvisited by tract or teacher
The district where the foolish fling and flaunt,
And sink the Christian too much in the creature ?
Call back ! say we, the men from Timbuctoo,
There’s better work at home for them to do.
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LXXII.
We mean to start a Mission of our own,
To preach the Testament in Grosvenor Square;
And when the funds sufficiently have grown,
We’ll ^end a Missionary to Mayfair ;
And we’ll leave large-type leaflets on the throne,
And preach in Pall Mall in the open air :
In time, too, we’ll endeavour to arrange
A set of sermons for the Stock Exchange.
LXXIII.
The texts used there shall be, “ Thou shalt not
steal,”
And Lying lips are an abomination” ; *
All the discourses should most plainly deal
With paper frauds and bubble speculation.
How sweet to make a cheating broker kneel
In penitent and tearful agitation I
Surely a London broker on his knees
Is worth a score of Christianised Burmese.
LXXIV.
What could be grander than a “ Bull ” in tears,
Or a “ Bear ” giving up all he possesses ?
How pleasant to the missionary’s ears
When some McEwen his dark deed confesses,
And promises repentance ! when the jeers
Of jobbers cease ; and all the Mission presses.
Spread the glad news that, as they’re just advised,
Fifteen stockbrokers were last night baptized.
Let fear and trembling come upon thee now,
For closer than a leech McDougal sticketh ;—
Let consternation sit upon thy brow
When thought of ‘Emma,’ thy profuse heart
pricketh, —
Nor glory in thy riches—house or arable-—
But recollect the rich fool in the parable ! ”
LXXVII.
The “ upper ten ” there parlous state should see;
There should be preaching at the Carlton Club ;
A Boanerges should the preacher be,
With words and will Aristos’ sin to drub.
And Lazarus should come from penury,
And hold forth in the ‘‘ Row,” upon a tub.
Whilst some great light—the “toppest” of topsawyers—
Should the New Testament proclaim to lawyers.
LXXVIII.
The publishers, too, must not be forgotten,
Since great above all others is their need ;
For Paternoster Row is getting rotten,
And worships but one God, and that is
“ Greed.”
To lie, cheat, cozen, and to cringe and cotton,
Is now the publisher’s adopted creed ;
They’r.e grasping, greedy, vulgar, and omni
vorous,—
From publishers, we pray, Good Lord deliver us!
LXXIX.
LXXV.
Oh ! what a noble work the news to spread
Amongst the streets and alleys of the City ;
To tell the heathens there what has been said
Of those who have no principle or pity :
To pour denunciation on their head,
And wake up Lothbury with a pious ditty ;
And oh ! how eagerly we yearn and pant
To send a special missionary to Grant 1
LXXVI.
And this should be his message—“ Albert! thou
Of whom ’tis said, ‘ He waxeth fat and kicketh,’
* The.se passages are evidently not included in the " Scrip
ture ” in use in Capel Court ; though we suppose it is
generally known there that “ Barabbas was a publisher.”
We have heard of the “Thieves’ Litany,” maybe there is
such a volume in existence as the “ Stockbrokers’ Bible."
Our readers perhaps by this time will be ready,
To pray to be delivered from us ;—
Our Pegasus, in fact, had got his head, he
Often bites his bit, and bolts off thus.
But now we promise that his pace we’ll steady,
And, without any further fume or fuss,
To Duan we’ll return, though, since we started,
He very likely has to bed departed.
LXXX.
There let us leave him—for ’tis doubtless best
To “ring down” whilst we set the next new
scene on—■
Leaning, it may be, on a maiden’s breast,—
Happy the man’s who’s such a place to lean on !
For certain he’s caressing or caress’d :—
But it is two a.m.; and we have been on
Rhythmical duty since we dined at eight :
We’ll put the light out—it is getting late.
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Canto The Sixth.
I.
U Grand Hotel, Paris, the 10th November—
Dear Boy,—The stage is going to the
deuce,
The kiosques, naked, and there’s not an ember
Of fiery France alive. It is no use
To seek the Imperial Paris we remember,
Dear Venus Meretrix of cities, loose
But lovely, and beloved—of Saxon tourists,
Who when abroad are not such rigid purists.
II.
“ School atlases still tell us it’s called Paris,
They talk French still, a little, in its walls—
Though nasal North American less rare is ;
There still are cafes, and the naughty balls ;
The Boulevards—though they’re widowed of Gus
Harris,
Are not precisely hung with shrouds and palls ;
Crowds, not more virtuous and not more solemn,
Still saunter past the new-erected Column.
III.
THE BRI 1JSH ' DRAMATIST.
11 Still in the Palais Royal, yellow covers,
Abhorred by strict mammas in England, beg
Attention to their tales of loves and lovers,
Crammed full of wholesome nurture as an egg—
Still, at street crossings, prurient Saxon rovers
Look shocked at some faint soupçon of a leg,
Disclosed by vicious sylph or luring modiste,
Loose-principled—but very tightly bodiced.
IV.
11 But the sweet home of British drama—that is
A thing to seek as Schliemann seeks for TroyHome of the Capouls, Schneiders, Faures, and
Pattis,
Who take our millions, and who give us joy—
The birthplace of all persona dramatis
That e’er amused since Taylor was a boy,
Where is it ?—where’s the generous Providence
Whence all of us draw plots, and fame, and pence ?
v.
“ Where’s the great reservoir of milk and water
Which Oxenford’s keen pen was wont to tap,
Before that horrid Madame Angot’s daughter
Had made the pure old five-acts seem like pap ?
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Those old ‘grandes machines] full of fire and
slaughter,
And doeskin boots, that soothed one’s evening
nap,
Where are they ?—Ah ! they have left this drear
and pallid day
To Walter Scott, improved by Andrew Halliday.
VI.
“ The Vaudeville, preposterous and broad,
Where heroes in check suits could damn a bit,
And into bed get, while the house guffawed—
And those brave poker-scenes that made ^us
split—
The singing chambermaids who weren’t outlawed 1
By chaste dress circles that like Gilbert’s wit—The gay old farce, loud, jovial, coarse, and fat—
Hasn’t disastrous Sedan left us that ?
VII.
“It hasn’t, I assure you—not a line.
I’ve tried the Variétés and Palais Royal,
But though our H.R.H.’s tastes incline
To that snug house—and though I’m strictly
loyal—
I can’t find the old salt ; defeats refine,
And theatres here have grown so very coy all,
They have not one poor smile for “ adaptators ”—
Those eunuchs who all yearn to look like paters.
VIII.
“ As poor Brooks said—‘ There’s nothing in the
papers,’
And I remark there’s nothing on the stage—
The old familiar bony legs cut capers,
Their owners in the old intrigues engage
Before the usual crowd of languid gapers,
Kept silent by the sanctity of age.
Lemaître and Bernhardt still pass round the hat,
Léonide’s still lean, and Celine’s still fat.
X.
“ The Demi-monde won’t do : it is enticing,
I own—but no ; it really will not do,
E’en though we made it seemlier by splicing
A roué and a courtezan or two,
According to the English way of icing
French fancies, found red-hot and deemed too
true ;
And even then, when we have changed the visors,
There’s always that prude Piggott with the scissors.
XI.
“Always those scissors ! Halévy might yield
A thing or two, and Meilhac’s not quite dried ;
But what can a poor devil do when sealed
To that old haggard Spiritual bride,
The Censorship? Its maimed limbs scarcely healed,
On to the stage your poor piece takes a stride,
And halts half-way, then with a limp crawls out—
Forthose official shears are worse than gout.
XII.
“I think we must encourage ‘native talent’—
That’s how we’ll make our poverty seem grand,
And not at all enforced by the repellant
Airs of our French originals. Your hand
Put into those deep drawers, where all the gallant
And unplayed amateurs, a numerous band,
Have left the ashes of their simple hopes—Those MSS. that no one ever opes.
XIII.
“ Perhaps you’ll find a pearl of rarest price,
Or rubbish written by a lord, which will
Do quite as well ; the public aren’t too nice
When a peer condescends to hold a quill.
Give it to Byron—he’ll put in the spice.
But as for here—my verdict still is : nil !
There’s not a piece to steal, so we must do one
Ourselves. Ta, ta, old boy; till—Jon Duan.”
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XIV.
IX.
“ And there you have the worst of the collapse
Of our dear famous factory of plays.
Now, what is to be done ? We’re tired of traps,
And care no more to see blue-fire ablaze
Around three-score old ladies, who want caps
And snuff to comfort their declining days.
Poor Comedy, the Comedy of Sheridan,
Is done—and Mrs. Bancroft echoes : Very done.
One doesn’t always call a manager
Old boy, or write as lengthily as this.
Some, one should call “ My Lord,” one “ Reverend
Sir,”
And many a “Mrs.” more correctly “Miss !”
But fame, thank Heaven, ’s a glorious leveller,
And straight inducts you into that great bliss
Of penetrating the most awful portals,
And treating even managers as mortals.
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re Ward v. Beeton, in order that the purchasers and readers
of Jon Duan may have a correct version of the question
raised between Mr. Beeton and his Publishers. We should
no trepeat this notice were it not for the rumours which have
been freely circulated that Jon XTunn would not be published.
Even coercion has been used to prevent certain tradesmen
lending us their valuable assistance in the production of the
New Annual.
The Public and the Trade are now in the position of
being our judges, and we shall rest satisfied with the verdict
which may be accorded us.
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From “The Times,” Nov. 26, 1874.
{Before Vice-Chancellor Sir R.
Malins.)
Ward v. Beeton (“Beeton’s Christmas Annual”).
This was a motion on behalf of the plaintiffs, Messrs.
Ward and Lock, the publishers, for an injunction to restrain
the defendant, Mr. S. O. Beeton, from publishing or circu
lating any advertisements or letters representing that he
was interested or concerned in any annual book or publica
tion other than “Beeton’s Christmas Annual,” published
by .the _ plaintiffs, or that the defendant’s connexion with
the plaintiffs’ firm was terminated, or that the use of the
defendant’s name by the plaintiffs for the purposes of their
“Beeton’s Christmas Annual” was improper or un
authorized. According to the statements contained in the
bill, the defendant was in business on his own account as a
publisher down to the year 1866, and among the publica
tions of which he was the proprietor was “ Beeton’s Christ
mas Annual,” now in its 15th year. In 1866 the plaintiffs pur
chased the copyrights and business property of the defendant,
and in September of that year an agreement was entered
into between the plaintiffs and the defendant, by which it
was provided, among other things, that the defendant was to
devote himself to the development of the plaintiffs’ busi
ness and not to be interested in any other business without
their consent; that the plaintiffs were to have the use of
the defendant’s name for the purposes of their present and
future publications, and that the defendant should not
permit the use of his name for any other publication with
out their consent; and the defendant was to be remu
nerated by a salary which was at first to consist of a fixed
annual sum, and was subsequently to be equivalent to a
fourth share of the profits of the plaintiffs’ business. Under
this agreement “Beeton’s Christmas Annual” was pub
lished by the plaintiffs with the assistance of the defendant
down to and including Christmas last. In the year 1872
the annual consisted of a production called “The Coming
K----- .” It waspublished, however, as the plaintiffs alleged,
without their having seen the MSS., and, as it con
tained passages which they considered were open to grave
objections, they refused to print or publish a second edition
of it. In 1873 the annual consisted of a publication called
“The Siliad,” which was written By the same author as
“The Coming K----- .” In July last the plaintiffs applied
to the defendant to prepare the volume of the annual for
Christmas next, but desired that its character and contents
might differ from those of “ The Siliad,” with which they
were dissatisfied ; the defendant, however, “neglected to
prepare or assist in preparing the same.” In October last th
plaintiffs heard that the defendant was engaged in prepar
ing another annual in opposition to theirs. A correspondence
ensued, in which the plaintiffs gave the defendant notice
that they would maintain their rights, and required him to
make proper arrangements for the production _ of the
annual, while the defendant denied that he was in fault,
and alleged that the plaintiffs- had rejected the production
he had proposed, which was to be by the authors of “The
Coming K----- ,” and that those gentlemen had then made
their own arrangements for publishing their work. The
plaintiffs then made arrangements with one of the authors of
“The Siliad ” for the annual of 1874, and announced it by
advertisements in the newspapers,under the titleof “Beeton’s
Christmas Annual for 1874, 15th season.” T he title of the
coming annual is “The Fijiad.” The defendant then caused
advertisements to be inserted in the Standard, Athenceum,
and other newspapers, addressed to booksellers, advertisers,
and the public, stating that he had no hand in the annual
announced by the plaintiffs; that he devised long ago
his usual annual in collaboration with the authors of “The
Coming K.----- ” and “The Siliad;” that the title of the
annual now in the press was “Jon Duan;” that it was
written by the authors of “The Coming K----- ” and “ The
Siliad,” and would not be published by the plaintiffs,
but by another publisher. Under these circumstances the
present bill was filed yesterday, and in pursuance of leave
then obtained the motion for injunction was made this
morning. The defendant did not appear; and upon an
affidavit that service of the notice of motion had been
effected upon him before five o’clock yesterday afternoon at
his country residence, an order was made by the Court for
an injunction in terms of the motion, extending until the
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XV.
The person whom. Jon Duan thus addressed
Had an odd mania—general with his class—
For novelties, without which Spring’s no zest
In managerial eyes : he’d fix his glass,
Perceive the world with April-green new-dressed,
And only think: the Spring’s turned up the gas,
We’ve done Burnand—for fear of a reversal,
It’s time to put Bob Reece into rehearsal.
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XX.
But, following the ancient pure tradition
Of English art to borrow from the French,
Jon Duan had set out upon a mission,
To see what Paris drama one could wrench.
Into a Saxon shape, by clever scission
Of evil branches, which emit a stench
We breathe with rapture at the “ Delass. Com.,”
But call a pestilential death at home.
XXI.
XVI.
He’d got Jon Duan this year—a rare catch,
That bothered Buckstone sorely, and made
Bateman
Talk privately of bowie-knives ; a batch
Of critics—his club-fellows—all elate, man
The yards of paper barks, where they keep watch
On actors, ready to call Irving great man,
And Neville, stickor quite the other way :
It just depends on what their rivals say.
XVII.
Hollingshead hides his head; the craft looks sour,
From classic Surrey to coquettish Court.
It’s such a glorious thing to get the flower .
’ Of a young author’s mind, whom wide report
Proclaims the sovereign genius of the hour,
And when the stale Byronic stream runs short—
Which even that perpetual fountain may,
When Gilbert’s proper, and “ Old Sailors” pay.
And seeing there was nothing that could give
The Insular adapter a fair chance
To catch the rare French nectar in a sieve—
For that’s the way we get our sustenance,
Who don’t know French, go to the play—and live 1— ’
Jon Duan shook the sterile dust of France
From off his feet, and reappeared in town,
Resolved to bring out three acts of his own.
XXII.
Then in a dim and dusty room, somewhere
Near Covent Garden, a dull chamber, smelling
Of orange-peel and gas, the native air
Of Thespis, there ensued long talk, which
dwelling
On things theatrical, would make the hair
Of stage-struck youths stand upright—so repelhng,
Hard and materialistic as a Hun’s,
The manager who’s looking for long “ runs.”
XXIII.
XVIII.
You managers, when wearied—as you weary
The public—of the tight dramatic ring
That writes eulogious notices, and dreary
Dramas, alternately, from Spring to Spring,
Don’t dare too much—and don’t revive Dundreary,
But simply ask a man whom critics sing,
And at whose feet the publishers all grovel,
To dialogue you his last prurient novel.
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XIX.
!
There is your man. He’s been well advertised,
Which saves a lot of posting and of puffs ;
You know the papers where his copy’s prized,
And which, therefore, are sure not to be rough
On his new venture. Then a book, disguised
In five acts, with a new name’s just the stuff
To run two hundred nights ; we all adore
Hearing the jokes we’ve read a month before.
“ I have told you so : I’d much prefer a bouffe,
A bouffe of thorough native growth: d’you see ?
Something that we can say affords a proof
Wit and song ain’t a French monopoly.
Something that shows at times the cloven hoof—
Of Meilhac, great in impropriety,
But sentimental chiefly—even sad,
A Tennysonian pastoral gone mad.
XXIV.
“ There’d be a part for Cecil—heavy father,
Eccentric, muddle-headed: that’s his line.
We must give little Lou a lift—I’m rather
Spoony on little Lou; besides, she’ll shine,
If you but give her a catch-song to gather
The plaudits of the gods with. There’s a mine
Worth working—there’s ten thousand pounds in
that—
And, by-the-by, give Isabel some fat.
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XXV.
j
Ci Lord D----- insists upon it: Bella must
Have three good scenes, at least, in which to drop
Her h’s—or the old boy will entrust
His love and money to a rival shop.
There’s Belamour, too, who will not be thrust
Into a minor part; he’ll want a sop,
Because of those fine legs of his^ on which
He counts to catch a “relict” old and rich.
XXVI.
<c As for the rest, we’ll have a galaxy
Of stars seduced by gold from lesser spheres:
Cox, Terry, Toole, Brough, and the rest; you’ll see
We’ll do the thing superbly----- Now, my dears 1”
(This to two pleasing damsels who’d made free
To push the door ajar, and stood all ears,
And those all red, regarding the uncertain
And ghostly region called Behind the Curtain.)
XXVII.
The postulants, for such they were, of course,
Were average growths of English womanhood,
Sprung from the same poor petty tradesman source,
Not capable of much ill or much good ;
But conscious of some appetite perforce
Restrained, the which in their weak natures stood
For mind, ambition, heart—some simple needs
Of love, champagne, fine dresses, and good feeds.
XXVIII.
We all know, though decorum keeps us mute,
How shop-girl, servant wench, and seamstress
feel,
When pretty broughams of world-wide repute
Bear sinning sisters by on rapid wheel,
And Regent Street’s battalions, in pursuit
Of night-bound swell, flash by them, down at heel
And threadbare, thinking—not: how shocking !—
oh no—
But simply of their labouring lives : Cui bono ?
XXIX.
Cui bono, having learnt one’s catechism
And making shirts for close on ninepence each ?
Cui bono, all this vulgar heroism
That only serves to make a parson preach
About our pure examples ? Egotism,
That’s what you pay—the moral that you teach ;
Vice has its brougham, Virtue its foul alley—
This is the reason why girls join the Ballet.
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XXX.
The first one of the two who spoke had passed
The Rubicon, and left false shame behind her ;
Her bonnet might have been a whit less fast,
Her speech a bit more modest and refined ; her
Red hands bulged from Jouvin’s gloves. She cast
A side-leer at Jon Duan rather kinder
Than their acquaintance warranted, and said
She knew the business ; she’d already played.
XXXI.
“ At the East End Imperial Bower of Song,
I used to sing ‘The Chick-a-Leary Bloke,’
With breakdown, all complete. ’Twas rather
strong—
The beaks refused the licence. But I’ve spoke
To----- (here she whispered earnestly and long)
He’ll come down handsomely: just one small
joke,
And then a dance. What! fifty pounds!—Well,
then,
You’ll throw a speech in for another ten.”
XXXII.
“ It’s sixty pounds; no salary at first.”
And then the manager turned round: “And
you ?”
The second humble applicant was cursed
With knowledge of her own defects, and drew
Back as he spoke. Then feebly from her burst:
“ I heard you wanted figurantes who knew
Something of music, prepossessing—Oh,
I want to know, sir, if I’m like to do 1”
XXXIII.
Jon Duan pitied; but his friend looked stern.
This one had no Protector and no past.
She couldn’t pay, and might expect to earn
Her living—the pretension of her caste,
Who in each yawning trap and slide discern
Mines where all women’s treasures are amassed—
Diamonds, Bond Street dresses, silks and sashes,
And tall Nonentities with blond moustaches.
XXXIV.
“Young woman, you may do; I don’t object
To trying you: just bring your ‘props’ next
week----- ■”
“ Props ?”----- “ That’s your shoes and tights; but
recollect,
You’re never likely to do more than speak
Ten words, and show—your ankles. We expect
Our ladies to wear costumes new and chic,
Which they provide—with some gems of pure
water----The salary? It’s five pounds ten per quarter.
XXXV.
“ You couldn’t live on that ? Of course you can’t.
Did you expect it ?— Where have you been
taught ?—
A brougham’s at the door : its occupant
Gets one pound ten a week—and she’s just
bought
A pair of bays—which proves she’s not in want.
No, no, young woman, salaries are nought—
Our treasurer don’t count ; you’ll find far finer—
A millionaire—a dotard—or a minor.
XXXVI.
“ All of them do it : it’s the modern plan
Of getting up a pretty ballet cheap ;
And since the public don’t like Sheridan—
Except as Amy—and since we can’t keep
Ladies—most of them of enormous space—
In silken robes and satin shoes ; we leap
At amateurs with protégées, whose rage
It is to see their darlings on the stage.”
XXXVII.
Then they went back to business, and talked over
Which points Odell should make,which speeches
Stoyle ;
If Wyndham or Lal. Brough should do the lover,
Say with Laverne or Farren as a foil.
And whether Miss A.’s part was not above her,
Or Miss B. meet Miss C. without a broil.—
In short, the heavy talk, the prime First Cause
Of plays received with rapturous applause.
XXXVIII.
Jon Duan gave in to the bouffe idea,
His hopes resigning of regenerating
The public taste. He gazed, and could but see a
Vast Amphitheatre, its lungs inflating
With one loud universal Ave Dea,
Madonna Cascade of our own creating,
Gross, gaudy goddess of our fleshly charlatan
’ Period, with tinsel wings and robes of tarlatan.
xxxix.
That is the cry, the Ideal----- Oh, Rare Ben,
See what they’ve made of your old jovial muse !
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JON DUAN.
Enter, great Shade, no matter where or when,
The bill of fare’s the same—you cannot choose.
It’s an Aquarium—and once again
Fifty familiar naked backs one views—
Then naked breasts, legs, naked arms with wings
Of gauze—innumerable naked things !
XL.
The footlights glow on thin arms, twisted knees,
Lean shoulders rising, fleshy chins that drop;
Oh for the awful busts’ concavities !
Oh for the busts that don’t know where to stop.
They smirk, and grin, and ogle at their ease,
But one thinks vaguely of a butcher’s shop
Lit up on Saturdays—one hears the cry,
A cry they all might echo : “ Come, buy, buy ! ”
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Ah, one divines how, mute, the song-nymphs flee,
And Watteau’s muse drops down themagic brush
Before that swollen, restless, muddy sea
Of shapeless flesh, pink with a painted blush ;
Those meagre shoulder-blades that don’t agree,
Those overflowing waists that corsets crush,
Those poor old calves, for twice a hundred nights
Entombed with pain in cherry-coloured tights.
XLII.
A sprite, long, lean, and languid as a worm,
A sprite that trails a cotton-velvet cloak,
Carols a topic song, with not a germ
Of tune or sense in it. Ay, Ben, they croak—
These mounds of chignons-false and flesh-infirm—
Dreary distortions of thy Attic joke,
With tripping feet and leering eyes, and shifty,
As if they weren’t all grandmammas of fifty !
XLIII.
Oh Byron, Farnie, oh Burnand, and Reece,
Maybe your consciences are very full,
For you’ve committed many a dreary piece;
But oh, we’d hold your grievous sinnings null
If you had not—Heaven send your souls release !—
You—and some thousand bales of cotton-wool—
Produced, to torture your long-suffering patrons,
That bevy of obese and padded matrons !
XLIV.
But Goldie, Cibber, Knowles, whene’er we pray
For one gleam of your wit or poesy;
When with the jingle of Lecocq, and bray
Of Offenbach distraught, we make a plea
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JON DUAN.
For Tobin or for Coleman—for the gay
Old glorious peal of laughter, frank and free—
Bah ! cry the lessees—Helicon !—a treat!—
Sir—what the public dotes upon is Meat!
XLV.
And faith, they get it, calves and necks, huge
boulders
Smeared with cold-cream, and bismuth, and
ceruse;
Not much heart anywhere, but such fine shoulders !
Not much art, but such bright metallic hues !
Fat Aphrodites—born for their beholders
From froth of champagne-cup—upon their cruise
To spoil our gilded youth, dupe hoary age,
Making a bagnio of the British stage.
XLVI.
Jon Duan passed some agonizing weeks,
Conning Joe Miller and his Lempriere •,
Laying the strata of burlesque in streaks
Of slang and puns; also refusing fair
Touters for parts, with badly painted cheeks,
And insolently red and oily hair;
Who pet one—till you don’t know where to get to—
That is the worst of writing a libretto.
XLVII.
The paragraph, which, to the Era carried,
The world tells that you’re “on” a bouffe,
wakes up
Three hundred ladies, who have found life arid,
Because they never dine, and seldom sup,
And who begin to pester you : if married,
With gall they fill your matrimonial cup ;
If single—well, of course they will not hurt you—
Only their friendship don’t conduce to virtue !
XLIX.
The formula’s quite simple : all depends
On an anachronism, the more absurd
The better. Take a monarch and his friends
From Livy—Roman—for they’re much preferred,
The Grecian’s quite used up except for bends—
Send them to Prince’s, and pretend they’ve heard
Of Gladstone’s pamphlets, Arnim’s case, whatever
You choose, provided that you’re not too clever.
L.
Talent will kill. Leave actors to invent
Whatever gags they can; they’ll find a number,
Not too refined, about each day’s event,
At those dramatic “ publics ” which encumber
The lanes of Covent Garden. If they’re spent,
And find the audience somewhat prone to
slumber,
A wink, grimace, a slang phrase—clownish acting—
That stirs your patrons up—they’re not exacting.
LI.
They have broad backs, and not too lively brains;
They’ll bear whatever burdens you impose ;
So that the playbill says it entertains,
Don’t think of them—they’ll never hiss nor doze,
Provided you leave room for Herve’s strains,
And give them a perspective of pink hose
From back to footlights, in bright buoyant
masses—
Before six hundred levelled opera-glasses.
LIL
Jon Duan at his writing-table, strewn
With delicately scented little notes—
All begging him, as a tremendous boon,
To lengthen parts and shorten petticoats—
Wrote feverishly; and, humming o’er a tune,
Beside him lounged his partner—who devotes
His life to writing can-can and fandango—
Waiting for his hour and his Madame Angot.
XLVIII.
LIII.
As for the writing—that’s the easiest part—
So easy, that if it the public guessed,
They’d never pay to see Burnand, but start
A theatre themselves—perhaps the best.
A plot—who listens ?—Dialogue—it’s smart
If loose : for ladies, have them much undressed,
Have two French mimics, lime-light, vulgar jokes,
Danseuses like Sara, villains like Fred Yokes.
“ I must have that new song to-morrow—that
About the second-class—four lines of six,
And two of four for chorus. You’ve been flat
Of late; redeem yourself this time, and mix
The Old Hundredth up with Herve’s pit-a-pat,
Or any other of their Paris tricks.”
The maestro grumbled—then, remembering
Gluck’s works at home—said he had just the thing.
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LIV.
“ Have you heard anything from Piggott ?” said he,
After a pause, in which Jon Duan’s quill
Ran fiercely. 11 I’m afraid our chance is shady,
Unless you drop those jokes he’s taken ill.”
J ust then the servant came, and said a lady
Wanted Jon Duan, and the maestro, still
Humming, went, leaving the field free to fair
Miss Constance Smith—Fitz-Fulke by nom de
guerre.
LV.
The sweetest little creature man has ever
Paid modiste’s bills for; clouds of breezy curls
Blowing about her face, from such a clever
And daring poem of a hat. She furls
Her veil, and, drugging one—and spreading fever—
Fever of love and longing, round her whirls
A wind of subtle scents, corrupt and vicious—
Monstrous—exaggerated—and delicious 1
LVI.
Wine-scarlet was her mouth—a flower of blood—
A flower fed by the dew of many kisses ;
And her eyes, fathomless, made one’s heart thud,
Though nought lay in their violet-grey abysses;
She was a creature, on the whole, who could
Give man a vast variety of blisses—
The bliss of wooing, quarrelling, and playing—
With one monotonous—the bliss of paying 1
LVII.
And yet she doesn’t merit all the stones
Austere and portly ladies, who “ sit under”
Good parsons, are prepared to fling : she owns
Some fervent, heavenly impulses, that sunder
Those venal lips, and break out in meek moans.
Not less sincere than Pharisaic thunder,
About her sinfulness—whence fall, at times,
Prayers not less pure because they follow rhymes.
LVIII.
It is a little bosom full of eddies
And counter-eddies, gusts, and whirls of whimsy
That turn, re-turn her, till her pretty head is
A chaos of conflicting thoughts, and swims,
A labyrinth through which no man can thread his
Way—for she shifts and turns, and tacks and
trims
So wildly, that Jon Duan’s lighter, gayer
Poem—composed much later—must portray her.
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I’d give—the bliss she’s given me—to perceive
What moves her most—Caprice or Charity.
Turn her glove back—just where it meets the
sleeve—
You smell involved incense, and patchouli.
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The march of music up long aisles, the dirges,
Ormolu censers, waxen saints and lights,
Move the frail facile heart, albeit she merges
Devoutest days in Saturnalian nights.
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I’d have you watch her as she bends alone
In some prim pew, her mouth composed, hands
crossed—
Fancying, vaguely, the priest’s monotone
Is something like Faure’s lower notes in Faust.
4She seeks salvation with the beautiful,
Loves David’s psalms—no less than Swinburne’s
sonnets—
Respects the Follet like a papal bull,
And holds we’re saved by perfect faith—and
bonnets.
5Her mode of charity includes a ball;
And such her pity of each pauper claimant—
Watching her waltz, one deems she’s given all—Even like St. Martin—more than half her raiment.
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9For though one lose the fabled fox’s quiet
When the good grapes to low lips’ level fall ;
She seems more fit for mankind’s daily diet—
“ And she might like one really, after all.”
IO.
Like one ! to her guitar’s erotic thrum
She sets the preacher’s precept: love all men;
And founds her plea for pardon on muli-um—
Et multos—amavi—like Magdalen.
11.
She makes a dainty mouth of doubt; her fan
Rebukes that soft Parisian purr: Je t’aime !
But she loves you—well, even as she can—
A month or two—and then forgets your name.
12.
Forgets it all—till one day when her vapours
Dispose to prayer the two months’ devotee,
And in the glow of Ritualistic tapers,
She finds a love not in her breviary.
LIX.
Aye, she was Moliere’s heroine,..the jade !—
“ I am Miss Constance Fitzfulke.” Duan bowed.
“ They call me Rattlesnake.” “Who’s they?” he
said;
And felt, somehow, girls should not be allowed
To make eyes of the enticing kind she made.
“ They ? — Why the fellows —- all of them—a
crowd,
De Lacy, Pierpoint, Charlie Lisle—you know,”
“ I understand—you’re not what one calls—slow !”
LX.
When she comes begging for a fund or mission,
Jew, Greek, Voltairian, weak or very wise,
You give your obolus—with shamed contrition,
When Heaven returns it threefold, through her
eyes.
7And when you’ve watched Saint Cdlimfene receding,
Veiled like a Quakeress in coif of grey,
The recollection of her tender pleading
Makes you admire Lord Ripon, for the day.
il Slow—not a bit, I’m fast as an express—■
Upon the Midland—and as dangerous.
One of those dolls all you men die to dress,
So that your wives may safely copy us ;
You’ve got a part for me—now come, confess—
You have one : something nice and frivolous,
None of your high art that thins all the houses
Of managers with tragic girls and spouses.
8.
Nor that same evening, when she quits the cloister.
Is the antithesis of her bare breast
Aught than a drop of acid with one’s oyster'—
The peppery pod that gives the dish a zest.
“ You’ll hear me sing; you’ll see me dance : I
flatter
Myself in both I’ll rather startle you.
You see we vagabond ne’er-do-wells scatter
The old traditions to the winds. We’re new,
LXI.
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And young, and—well, not hideous.” Staring at
her,
Jon Duan, with conviction murmured : “ True.’
u We ’ve seen life off the stage; while your old
shoppy
Damsels know nought beyond a prompter’s copy.
LXII.
“ Our boudoirs, which are little Royal Exchanges,
Afford a curious study of mankind ;
Roam as you like, from Tiber to the Ganges,
And not a better point of sight you’ll find.
But the pure player’s vision seldom ranges
Beyond—say that small spy-hole in the blind,
Through which we peer to see if he is in
His stall; if 1 paper5 ’s in the house—or 1 tin.’
LXIII.
“ Therefore my play will be original,
I’ll be myself upon the boards—a thing
The critic always sees—and ever shall,
Till players are cultivated, and don’t spring,
Like lichens, from the vestiges of all
Professions they have failed in ; covering
Gown, surplice, red coat that’s grown limp and
dangles,
With tragic robes or acrobatic spangles.”
LXIV.
Oh, wiser than the serpent—and much harder
Than any stone, becomes the lovely woman
Who looks on London streets as a vast larder—
A Hounslow Heath where she can stop and do
man
Out of his purse and life. Good fortunes guard her,
As though the one dear creature, frankly human,
In our sick century, whose jaundiced face is
Veiled, and who sespeech one endless periphrase is.
LXV.
Is ’t vile—the Demi monde'?—Why, sale and
barter
In noble drawing-rooms, are just the same,—
The dot, the face, the hoary lecher’s garter,
The father’s money, and the mother’s shame.
Let trousseaux rain, let diamonds of pure water
Deck the dear well-bred maid who’s made her
game !—
Arrange for monsieur’s mistress, madame’s car
riage—
You parody a vile Haymarket marriage.
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LXXI.
LXVI.
“Your part, my princess ? Oh, it is the best
That even Rachel ever undertook.
The scene: Green Woods, that would make
Telbin’s breast
Grow hot with envy, a small shady nook
That doesn’t smell of paint—The Prettiest
Woman in the World, A Man, whose look
Indicates spooniness beyond disguises—
Discovered talking as the curtain rises.
The wicked Demi monde !—well, is your monde
So whole and sound and healthy ? Are your
wives
Much better than “the others,” and less fond
Of princes, lions, lead they purer lives ?
And is the Social Evil far beyond
Your pinchbeck imitation ? If it thrives,
Is it because it’s honester and franker,
And don’t put so much cold cream on the canker ?
LXXII.
LXVII.
“ The dialogue’s poetic nonsense, Wills
Would give his ears to equal; the bye-play
Is charming ; not all Robertson’s best quills
Could sketch out ‘ business ’ half as sweet
and gay :
The kisses are on flesh and blood that thrills —
Not the light, cold contact of Eau des Fees,
With the best rouge, laid on by feet of hares,
To hide—the feet of crows from searching stares.
We never held Jon Duan an example
Of virtue, such as one finds in the Peerage—
Which teems, of course, with many a brilliant
sample
Of godliness—above all in the sere age,
When man’s ability to sin aint ample—
But lots of genteel Josephs will, I fear, rage
(And wish they’d had a chance with the “ beguil-ah”,)
On hearing how he gave in to Dalilah.
LXXIII.
“ The Time—the Present. Costume—rich enough
To show the wearers are of decent station,
And have a little leisure left for love.
The Plot—ah, ’tis the airiest creation
That ever bard—strong-voiced or silent—wove ;
The simple plot that’s pleased each age and
nation
From Adam’s day to Darwin’s, though the latter,
Thanks unto Gilbert, finds the story flatter.
lxviii.
He fell; where is the man who never fell
At beck of like fair fingers, at th’ invite
Of such a Syren, such a Satan’s belle ?—
He’d be indeed a pure Arthurian knight,
Unlike the Marlborough Club men in Pall Mall.
Jon Duan perished—we may’nt think him right,
Though even blood and iron do give in
To beauty decked out with the Wage of Sin------
LXXIV.
LXIX.
“ The Piece is Love—The Plot, it is love-making.
It’s had a run of some six thousand years.
Come, let us put it in rehearsal, taking
The stage alone, and keeping it. Our ears
Weren’t made for prompter’s whispers !” But
she, shaking
That sunny head of hers, said she had fears
About her memory—was he sure that he'd do ?—
And was that quite a good lever de rideau ?
Which isn’t a bad salary on the whole,
As wages go in these degenerate days ;
When violet powder is less dear than coal;—
At least we know that several pairs of bays
Are kept on those same wages, which a shoal
Of Jew promoters, bankers, lordlings, pays,
Without reflecting on that heinous libel
About the Wage, they might find in the Bible.
LXX.
LXXV.
Jon Duan, fascinated, just declared
The giving of a lady’s part depended
Upon Miss Constance Fitzfulke—and he stared
Quite rudely at the opulent and splendid figure
Before him. But, by no means scared,
With coquetry and prudence subtly blended,
She said his demonstrations touched her heart—
But she would rather like to know her part.
It might come afterwards—as final farce,
For farce it must be—she’s nought, if not funny;
But a too quick denouement often mars
An author’s best piece—and, above all, one he
Has planned so hastily. Profits are sparse,
When one commences with so little money.
She’d see—a little later on—and her
Eyes said that day he’d be the Manager!
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LXXVI.
“ Well, though we’re very full, I think I’ve found
A small part, that will fit you like a glove,
In my ‘^Eneas,’ a burlesque that’s bound
To beat ‘ Ixion.’ ” " You’re a perfect love !—
But what’s the dress?” “Oh, Roman robes.”
She frowned.
"‘Robes,’ that sounds bad. Don’t Roman
swells approve
Of tights ?” " Well, don’t obey us to the letter,
Wear what you like-—perhaps the less the better.
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“We’ve got EumidiaJohnson to play Dido.
You’ll have a scene with her.”—“A scene with
Miss
Eumidia Johnson !”—and Miss Constance cried :
" Oh,
You are a darling—Come now—there’s a
kiss!”—
“ She enters speaking to a village guide, who
Stays in the wings—Then Dido utters this :
* Is this the road to Sicily ? ’ The wight
Responds : ‘Just past the cabstand, to your right.’
lxxviii.
‘‘You’ll play the village lass.”—"Well, what
comes next ? ”
"Next—why there’s nothing.” "What! I
don’t appear
At all ! ”—and Miss Fitzfulke looked rather
vexed,—
“Of course not.” “Then why do you make
me wear
A costume ? ”—The librettist said the text
Of his engagement stipulated there
Should be, in smallest details, a sublime
Aud true historic picture of the time.
LXXIX.
"Besides, you’re sure to make Eumidia furious,
She hates a pretty colleague worse than sin ;
And then the Stalls are sure to be most curious
To know who’s Miss Fitzfulke, who ne’er
comes in ;—
A mystery is not at all injurious
When figurantes, who would ‘ see life,’ begin ;
It whets the appetite of wealthy sinners
Seeking their vis-à-vis for Richmond dinners.”
LXXX.
So it was settled. Heaven knows what pact
Between the pair was furthermore concluded.
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One can’t say always how one’s heroes act,
And we’re quite ignorant of what these two
did ;
But there’s one positive and patent fact,
Miss Constance Fitzfulke’s name henceforth
obtruded
Itself in bills, which said her part would be as
Julia in the new Bouffe—“ Pious ?Eneas.”
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The dahlias bleus in courts of Spanish castles,
And, where it’s shady,
The merle blanc chanting,
And floating robes, and feathers, fringe and tassels
That frame the lady
One’s always wanting.
IV.
How sweet are memories of the thin white bodies,
When, sooner or later
Two puffs dismiss them ;
And what love grows for vague lips of the goddess
When the creator
Can never kiss them !
LXXXI.
We know the link between them was soon broken,
That he forgot—and she would not forgive ;—
The usual end of light vows rashly spoken—
The usual end of immortelles we weave
Into a passing fancy’s foolish token.
The Love goes out, and-—well, the lovers live,
And, turning o’er some old creased yellow letter,
He cannot, for his life, tell where he met her.
V.
Ah, those clouds aid the preachers’ exhortations
With apt examples
Of hope’s fruitions,
And breed, in time, that comfortable patience
Which mutely tramples
On vain ambitions.
lxxxii.
One lives—with just another cause for saying
Hard things against the sex which, from our
nurses
Unto our widows, lives but for betraying.
One lives—to vent a few dramatic curses
Upon their heads, and, for our pain’s allaying,
To smoke more pipes, and write more doleful
verses,
Such as Jon Duan wrote in the dyspeptic
Tone of the Jilted who would seem a Sceptic.
VI.
The goddess grows amorphous in the fusion
Of fumes, and none deign
To mend or drape her—
Hence, stoic smokers draw the trite conclusion
That most things mundane
Must end in vapour.
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And in the place of peace, and praise, and laurel,
A bay-wrecked boat sees,
From which in deep tone,
Comes o’er the water’s waste—the Master’s moral
Of M<xtcu6t77s
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Tell me I’m weary ; say of Pride—it cowers ;
Of love—it bored me ;
Of faith—dove broke it ;
But add, the world’s a weed worth all its flowers,
And fate afford me
The time to smoke it.
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They who pretend that this last joy, disabled
From pleasing, duly
Will leave you lonely,
Know not how fortune’s wizard-wand has labelled
The fairy Thule
“For smokers only ;”
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A first night at the Pandemonium. All
The facade is ablaze. Electric light
Streams from the fronting houses on a wall,
Bearing in letters, half a yard in height:
“Pious .¿Eneas ; or, the Roman Fall,”—
With a few witticisms just as bright
( Vide the theatre columns of the Times'),
Filched from the bills of ancient pantomimes.
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LXXXIV.
Cabs are Echeloned in adjoining streets ;
The first-night clan has mustered in full force :
The critics, who’ve got pocketfuls of sheets
Of ready-made abuse or praise, of course ;
Some actors—first nights are their special treats—
An actress, yearning for that strange divorce
Which hangs fire—not because her lord don’t
doubt her,
But just because he’d get no parts without her.
LXXXV.
There’s the small German banker come to see
If this thing threatens his majestic place
As millionaire, supporting two or three
Flourishing houses—not from any base
Desire of pelf, but just to win the key
Of a few dressing-rooms, to know a brace
Of low comedians—and perhaps arrive at
A knowledge of how authors look in private.
LXXXVI.
There’s Rhadamanthus of the Thunderer,
Who generally, to prime himself, dines freely ;
There’s Papa Levy, breathing nard and myrrh
Proffered by Freddy Arnold—styled the Mealy
Gusher—his fond and faithful thurifer.
There’s Sala—with that one jocose and steely
Orb levelled at Hain Friswell like a pistol—•
A fierce carbuncle glowing at a crystal.
LXXXVII.
There’s bland E. Blanchard, with the sleek curled
locks,
There’s the white head that gives the Athenaum
Those pure and classic notices; there flocks
The Civil Service legion—You should see ’em
Passing pretentiously from box to box,
Chanting Anathema, or a Te Deum,
According to their hearers’ love or spite,
For, or against, the author of the night.
LXXXVIII.
And nameless crowds fill up the stalls ; a hum
Subdued goes down the critics’ own first row;
Dawdling Guy Livingstones are stricken dumb
By their profound anxiety to know
Whether Amanda, Lou or Nell will “ come
Out strong ”—or make dear friends'and rivals
crow :
And one by one the detrimentals rise,
And saunter off to see how the ground lies.
LXXXIX.
The secret of this theatre’s success
They know. You pass behind the boxes, thread
Some corridors and galleries that grow less
Thronged as you push on, save by some wellbred
Patrons profound of drama and the Press •
They bribe the latter, by the first are bled ;
You come across a small door where officials
Demand of you your name and her initials.
XC.
And you descend a Dantesque staircase, filled
With that foul feverish air of the coulisse,
Into a world where all essay to build,
Apparently a Babel, not a piece.
At every step you take you’re nearly killed
By carpenters ; by call-boys—cackling geese—■
And men who’re shifting temples, wings, and
drops,
Or handing Grecian goddesses their “props.”
XCI.
Only the maestro is self-possessed
In this great madhouse, set on fire by night—
That’s tHb comparison that suits it best ;—
He, humming shreds of opera airs, makes
light
Of each defect, because all his hopes rest
Upon his music, which will set all right ;
Jon Duan, being a novice at the trade,
Though not less vain, was rather more afraid.
xcn.
He gave the worst directions, quite forgetting
The most important ; he strode to and fro
From prompter to stage manager, upsetting
The watering pots, with which the dust’s laid
low,
When all the scene-shifters have finished “ setting,”
He felt a subtle fever stealing thro’
Him—“Author ! ” heard, and hisses, madly
mingled,
’Twas like champagne drunk through his ears,
which tingled.
xeni.
“ Lend me your rouge.”—“ Miss Amy’s borrowed
it.”
‘‘The hairdresser!”—“He’s occupied.”—
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The second scene.”—“I’m in the first!”—“A
chit! ”
“A minx!”—“Oh, dresser, take care with
that pin ! ”
“ Dresser—I’m sure my shoulder-straps will
split.”—
That is the usual last moment’s din—
Traversed by call-boy’s cries, tenor’s objections,
Mechanics’ oaths, and author’s last directions.
XCIV.
Then Dido came down from her dressing-room.
Her maid held up her train—she strode
superb
In sheeny satin—dazzling, with a bloom
From Rimmel’s on that face—that neck you
curb
But with a diamond necklace. Vague perfume,
Distilled from many a rare and precious herb,
Enveloped her—as some ethereal presence,
To which all present made profound obeisance.
xcv.
The maestro bore her poodle, and her fan
Was carried by the manager. She knew
Her power, the jade ! and calmly her gaze ran
Around the stage.
“That chair will never
do”—
And it was changed. “ That drop’s too high ”—
a man
Was straightway sent to lower it—they flew,
They bowed, they, cringed, and felt it a great
honour—
1 Hadn’t they spent ten thousand pounds upon her ?
XCVI.
Then the bell rings—that tinkle which the
hearts
Of authors echo with re-tingling force.
The curtain rises, and the public starts
Quick to its feet, and in a moment’s hoarse
With hailing the fair favourite—from all parts
Bouquets rain down upon her, hurled of course,
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By hands that have held her’s—and left, too,
there,
Not a few fortunes poets would call fair.
xcvn.
And the applause ne’er ceased, for no one heard
A line, but saw legs after legs succeed
Each other, caper and poussette. No word
Was wanted. All who’ve come have what they
need—
Plenty of lime-light, music, and a herd
Of puppets, pink, and finest of their breed :
That’s why the papers next day chronicled
The piece as one in which France was excelled.
xcvin.
Oh, those encores—those bravoes, how they make
One’s bosom bound, one’s vanity brim o’er.
The modest bounds of reticence we break,
Only behind our inmost chamber’s door—
Where, it is true, a rich revenge we take
For the feigned meekness of an hour before—
But on a first night it’s legitimate
To say, as well as feel convinced, you’re great.
XCIX.
But o’er Jon Duan’s brow a shade would come,
E’en while Queen Dido ran off, flushed with
praise,
And said he was “a perfect treasure.” Some
Dim struggling recollections of the plays
He’d hoped to write—ere this indecent dumb
Show of fine legs—plays, worthy of old days,
And which do one more honour in one’s desk,
Perhaps, than many a popular burlesque.
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And so, when Dido and jEneas had
Been called on thrice, he answered to the shout
For “Author ! Author !” with a face half sad,
Half cynical; as, gazing round about,
He saw what philtres made the public mad,
And why they hissed not those fat women out—
And in his heart he thanked, the while he made
his
Bow, the dear friends of all his “ leading ladies.”
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Canto The Seventh.
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EARY of London and of London ways,
The glare and glitter of the London nights,
And very weary also of the days,
Which once could minister such rare delights,
Duan, who erst had written many lays
Praising the hundred pleasant sounds and sights
Of this great hive of very busy bees,
Resolved to quit the town and take his ease.
II.
He sometimes liked, although in Fashion’s season,
To bid farewell to sun-dried London streets ;
He could not, nor could we, afford a reason,
To every stupid questioner one meets
Who pries about, as'if suspecting treason,
To find out why the pulse so languid beats,
Or why we seek the hillside, sea, or river,—
And puts it down to a disordered liver.
in.
So Duan turned to fields and pastures new,
Taking a ticket'for the Midland line;
For on the pleasant shores full" well he knew
He might find scenes to soften and refine;
And thinking much about the same, he grew
Almost poetic—till he w ished to dine ;
And then he roused from fancy’s meditation,
And looked in Bradshaw for the stopping station.
IV.
He crossed the border, and at once he felt
A keenness and a rawness in the air ;
A fume of oats and cock-a-leekie smelt,
Heard mingled sounds of blasphemy and prayer;
And saw that on the people’s faces dwelt
A hard and bony Calvinistic stare,
Which seemed to express it] was a Scot’s life
labour
To skin a flint and damn outright his- neighbour.
v.
O, Caledonia ! very stern and wild,
And only dear to those who travel through you ;
The poet says you’re lov’d by each Scotch child,
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��JON DUAN,
What Scotchman is there that would not be riled,
If he was bound for life to stick close to you ?
No, Land of heath, and loch, and shaggy moor,
You’re only dear, say we, to those who tour.
VI.
0, Land of Whisky, Oatmeal, Bastards, Bibles ;
O Land of Kirks, Kilts, Claymores, Kail, and
Cant,—
Of lofty mountains and of very high hills,
Of dreary “Sawbaths,” and of patriot rant;
0 Land which Dr. Johnson foully libels,
To sound thy praises does our hero pant;
And to relate how, from engagements freed,
He calmly vegetated north of Tweed.
VII.
He saw “Auld Reekie,” climbed up Arthur’s Seat,
And thought the modern Athens a fine city;
Admired the view he got from Prince’s Street,
And wished the lassies could have been more
pretty—
With smaller bones, and less decided feet;
He found the cabmen insolent, though witty ;
The Castle "did,” and, ere he slept, had been on
The Carlton’Hill and seen the new Parthenon.
VIII.
The Edinburgh “Sawbath” bored him, though,
’Twas like being in a city of the dead ;
With solemn steps, and faces full of woe,
The people to their kirks and chapels sped,
Heard damning doctrines, droned some psalms,
and so
Went home again with Puritanic tread;
Pulled down their blinds, and in the evening
glooms,
Got very drunk in their back sitting-rooms.
IX.
All, outward form—it is the old, old story :
The Pharisee his presence still discloses:—
They go to church, they give to God the glory ;
They roll their eyes, and snuffle through their
noses;
Tow’rds other sinners hold views sternly gory,
And are great sticklers for the law of Moses.
Then go home, shut their doors, and, as a body,
Go in for secret sins and too much “ toddy.”
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JON DUAN.
x.
But westward was the cry, and Duan went
To Balloch Pier, and steamed up Lomond’s
loch ;
And felt inclined for silent sentiment ;* —
But tourists crowded round him in a flock,
And vulgarised the scenery, and lent
A disenchantment to the view ; ’tis shock
ing how they can a fellow-traveller worry,
And bore him with th'eir manners and their
“ Murray.”
XI.
They “ do ” their nature as they would a sum,
And rule off scenery like so much cash :
They quote their guide-books, or they would be
dumb :
A waterfall to them is but a splash ;
A mountain but so many feet;—they come,
And go, and see that nature does not clash
With dinner. And take home as travel’s fruit
An empty purse and worn-out tourist-suit.
XII.
Soon Duan fled the beaten track, nor rested
Till, fortunate, he chanced upon a village
From tourist-locusts free, and uninfested
By Highland landlords who the traveller
pillage—•
A spot with towering mountain-walls invested,
And given up to pasturage and tillage,
Whilst in the distance, dimly, through a crevice,
You saw the summit of cloud-capp’d Ben Nevis.
XIII.
Here Duan stayed, and fished—there was a burn ;
And flirted—for of course there was a lass
there ;
Tried Gaelic epithets of love to learn ;
Climbed every mountain, and explored each
pass there,
And set himself, in philosophic turn,
To study the condition of the mass there ;
And found they lived, chiefly on milk and porridge,
In hovels where we wouldn’t store up forage.
XIV.
Hovels of mud and peat, with plots of ground
Just large enough to grow their owner’s oats ;
A cow, a lank, lean sheep or two he found, i
Some long-legged fowls, and p’rhaps a pair of
goats :
�JON DUAN.
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Inside, nor roofs, nor walls, nor windows sound—
They’re worse than huts of Sclaves, or Czechs,
or Croats :
So lives, and will live, till lairds’ hearts grow
softer,
That remnant of the feudal days, the crofter.
xv.
He pays but little rent, but even then
Body and soul he scarce can keep together:
His wife and daughters have to work like men,
Subsistence hangs on such a fragile tether;
And when the snow comes drifting up the glen,
God knows how they survive the wintry weather.
We fuss about the happy South Sea Islanders,
But have no thought for these half-starving
Highlanders.
XVI.
He walked through tracts of country—countless
acres,—
White men ejected that red-deer may live ;
And let to rich and purse-proud sugar-bakers,
Who care not what the rent is that they give ;
Nor that they have been desolation-makers,—
To use a very mild appelative—
And when he saw these forests so extensive,
Those Highland deer, thought he, were too ex
pensive.
XVII.
Sport is a proper thing enough—we are
No weak and sickly sentimentalists ;
But what is sport ? For very, very far
The definitions differ : one insists
It’s battue-shooting; then, a butcher, bar
None, is the greatest sportsman that exists—
He’s slaughtering always ; not a lord whose study
It is to make big bags, is half as bloody.
XVIII.
A slaughter-house would be a new delight
For high-born ladies who “ warm corners visit,5’
And relish pigeon-shooting—’twould excite
Fresh joys to see a pig stuck, and to quiz it
As it dies slowly with a squeal of fright ;
For if they like the killing so, why is it
They draw the line at pigeon or at pheasant ?—
To see big beasts killed would be still more
pleasant.
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JON DUAN.
XIX.
But to our muttons, that is, to our deer—
Stalking the stag is proper sport, we grant ;
But British sport should never interfere
With British people’s welfare—if we can’t
Hunt deer unless a country-side’s made drear
And desolate,—why, then it’s clear, we shan’t
Be acting properly to make a waste
To suit a few rich sportsmen’s vulgar taste.
xx.
John Duan heard sad tales of men being turned
From ’neath their treasured and ancestral roof;
And sheep by thousands could be kept, he learn’d,
Where now, save for the deer, there roams no
hoof ;—
He look’d on ruin’d homes, and his heart burned
With indignation, as he saw fresh proof
Of how the man, with money in his hand,
Can rough-shod ride o’er all the privileged land.
*
XXI.
And he came back to England, his heart burning
To tell his story in the Daily News ;
Resolved to stay this very general turning
Of fertile land to desert : but his views
Met with but faint encouragement ;—discerning
I® Men thought him right : but, just then, to amuse
The public, there came up a new sensation—Sir Henry Thompson’s paper on Cremation.
XXII.
So, up in Scotland there are, still, evictions,
And still all else gives way to sport a»d game :
No matter how severe are the inflictions
On harmless people : still it is the same.
There must be deer and grouse ; and soon in
fictions
Alone will live the Highlander’s proud name.
Perish the people, and whate’er would war
With rich and selfish pleasures—Vive le Sport !
* It is worthy of record that a’ Scotch nobleman, whose
large estate is, by dint of wholesale evictions and purposed
neglect, being turned into deer-forests—called forests, seem
ingly, because they do not contain a single tree—has been
able, by the exercise of his lordly will, to prevent the post
office telegraph-wires passing over a part of his property,
where, for the convenience of hundreds of isolated people, it
would have been especially useful. His lordship's most
urgent argument against the wires was that they would
frighten his grouse ! The wires have accordingly made a
détour, and his lordship's unfortunate tenants are left prac
tically cut off from the world, to get ill, and get well again,
as best they can, and to die without being able to make a
sign. Meanwhile, the grouse are not frightened—which is,
of course, a great blessing.
�JON DUAN.
Canto The Eighth.
1.
iHss^gji FRAGRANT odour of the choicest weeds,
A hum of voices, pitched in high-born tones ;
A score of fellows, some of our best breeds,
The Heir-apparent to the British throne ;
Soft-footed flunkeys tending to their needs—
The vintage in request, to-night, is Beaune—
Luxurious lounging-chairs, well-stuffed settees,
An air of lavishness, and taste, and ease.
II.
The walls are covered with a set of frames
Containing all the members limned by “ Ape”;
The loungers bear our most illustrious names,
At which the outside public gasp and gape.
That is a duke’s son who just now exclaims—
“ Avaunt, ye ‘ World’ly and unholy shape ! ”
And he who enters, being the “ shape ” he means,
Is little Labby, fresh from City scenes.
III.
There is more chatter: — “ How are ‘Anglo's'
now ?”—
“Were you at Prince’s
Isn’t Amy stunning ? ”—
“ The bets are off.”—“.She waltzes like a cow.”—
“ It’s Somerset is making all the running.”—
“Churchill’s on guard.”—“ 0, yes, a devilish
row! ”—
“ It’s in the World?—“ I say, Wales, Yorke is
punning.”—
“The framjous muff!”—“By Jove! an awful
joke!”—
Such are the words that penetrate the smoke.
IV.
Guelpho is beaming, as he always beams,
And listening to Jon Duan’s latest “ tips”;
Upon a sofa Wodecot lies and dreams
Of other hearts, and Nellie’s charming lips ;
The air with pretty little scandals teems,
Of men’s mistakes and pretty women’s slips.
What looked you for within the sacred portals ?—
The Guelpho Clubmen, after all, are mortals.
V.
;
Again the noiseless door swings open wide,
And Coachington is with a loud roar greeted.
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1 Is Bromley still by Bow? ” a witling cried,
Before the new arrival could be seated;
But he—he had sat down by Guelpho’s side—
Said, “ I bought this outside,” and then repeated,
From a broadsheet of ballads, ’midst much
laughter,
The “ Coster’s Carol ” you’ll find following after.
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'GIjc Cms'trr’ja Garni.
1.
I may be rough an’ like 0’ that,
But I ain’t no bloomin’ fool;
An’ I’m rather up to what is what,
Though I never goed to school.
I know my way about a bit,
An’ this is what I say :—■
That it’s those as does the business
As ought to get the pay !
2.
I ain’t no grudge agen the Queen,
Leastways, that is, no spite ;
But I helps to keep her, so I mean
To ax for what’s my right:—
An’ as she won’t come out at all,
It’s not no ’arm to say,
That if she don’t do the business,
Why, she shouldn’t get the pay.
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0
She’s livin’ on the cheap, I’m told.
An’ puttin’ lots away—
Some gets like that when they is old—
But what I want’s fair play !
Let Wictoria get her pension,
An’ up in Scotland stay—
But let them as do her business,
Be the ones to get most pay.
4I think as ’ow her eldest son
’As got a hopen ’art;
I likes his looks, myself, for one,
An’ I alius takes his part.
And then there’s Alexandrar,
She’s a proper sort, I say ;
Them’s the two as do the business,
An’ they ought to get the pay.
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5.
There ain’t to me the slightest doubt
(An’ no hoffence I means)—•
’Tis the moke as draws the truck about,
As ought to get most greens.
We do not starve the old ’uns,
But we give much less to they—
’Tis the ones as do the business
As ought to have the pay«
>
6.
I pay my whack for queen or king,
Like them o’ ’igher birth ;
An’ ’taint a werry wicked thing
To want my money’s worth :
An’ if I’m discontented,
’Tis only ’cause I say—
That the coves as does the business .
Ought to get the bloomin’ pay.
• 7So let the Queen her ways pursoo,
An’ I for one won’t weep ;
An’ all the idle Jarmints, too,
As I helps for to keep.
But what I ’ope ain’t treason,
Is boldly for to say
That the Prince and Alexandrar
Ought to get their mother’s pay.
VI.
“ What impudence 1 ” they cry, and yet they laugh,
And Duan says, “ The logic isn’t bad :
A lot of truth is sometimes mixed with chaff.
And, by-the-by, if’t please you, I will add
A parody I’ve made : on its behalf
I claim your leniency.” Then he gave tongue,
And in his rich, ripe voice these verses sung :—
€I)at (Germans 3)£h>.
London, 18'74.
Which I wish to remark—
And my language is plain—
That for ways that are dark,
And tricks far from vain,
The Germany Jew is peculiar,
Which the same I’m about to explain.
Eim Gott was his name ;
And I shall not deny
In regard to the same,
He was wonderful “ fly,”
But his watch-chain was vulgar and massive,
And his manner was dapper and spry.
It’s two years come the time,
Since the mine first came out;
Which in language sublime
It was puffed all about:—
But if there’s a mine called Miss Emma
I’m beginning to werry much doubt.
Which there was a small game
And Eim Gott had a hand
In promoting ! The same
He did well understand
But he sat at Miss Emma’s board-table,
With a smile that was child-like and bland.
Yet the shares they were “ bulled,”
In a way that I grieve,
And the public was fooled,
Which Eim Gott, I believe,
Sold 22,000 Miss Emmas,
And the same with intent to deceive.
And the tricks that were played’
By that Germany Jew,
And the pounds that he made
Are quite well known to you.
But the way that he flooded Miss Emma
Is a “watering” of shares that is new.
Which it woke up MacD------ ,
And his words were but few.
For he said, “ Can this be ? ”
And he whistled a “ Whew !”
“ We are ruined by German-Jew swindlers”!—
And he went for that Germany J ew.
In the trial that ensued
I did not take a hand ;
But the Court was quite filled
With the fi-nancing band,
And Eim Gott was “ had ” with hard labour,
For the games he did well understand.
Which is why I remark—
And my language is plain—
That for ways that are dark,
And for tricks far from vain.
The Germany Jew was peculiar,—
But he won’t soon be at it again.
�JON DUAN.
VII.
The verdict was “ Not bad ! ” and then the chat
Turned on the Mordaunt Trial and Vert-Vert
case :—
“ The plaintiff’s 1 Fairlie ’ beaten,” Jon said ; at
Which witticism there was a grimace ;
Next, little Labby, who till then had sat
Quite quietly, said, at Fred Bates’s place
He’d seen a skit, he quite forgot to bring it,
But knew the words, and if they liked, he’d sing it.
“ 3E
im'tlj (grant.”
“ I was with Grant----- ” the stranger said ;
Said McDougal, 11 Say no more,
But come you in—I have much to ask—
And please to shut the door.”
“ I was with Grant----- ” the stranger said;
Said McDougal, “Nay, no more,—
You have seen him sit at the Emma board ?
Come, draw on your mem’ry’s store.
“ What said my Albert—my Baron brave,
Of the great financing corps ?
I warrant he bore him scurvily
’Midst the interruption’s roar ! ”
“No doubt he did,” said the stranger then ;
“ But, as I remarked before,
I was with Grant----- ” “Nay, nay, I know,”
Said McDougal; “but tell me more.
“ He’s presented another square 1—I see,
You’d smooth the tidings o’er—
Or started, perchance, more Water works
On the Mediterranean shore ?
“ Or made the Credit Foncier pay,
Or floated a mine with ore ?
Oh, tell me not he is pass’d away
From his home in Kensington Gore !”
“ I cannot tell,” said the unknown man,
“ And should have remarked before,
That I was with Grant—Ulysses, I mean—
In the great American war.”
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Then McDougal spake him never a word,
But beat, with his fist, full sore
The stranger who’d been with Ulysses Grant,
In the great American war.
VIII.
Then City men they most severely “ slated”—
Chiefly the banking German Jew variety.
How is it, Landford asked, cads, aggravated
As they, have wriggled into good society ?
And some one said their path to it is plated,
And looked at Guelpho with assumed anxiety.
But Guelpho, ever genial, smiled and said,
“ Suppose we have some loo (unlimited).”
IX.
But Duan wouldn’t play, but said he’d read
Some of the proofs of his new work instead ;
At which there was a loud outcry, indeed,
And soda corks assailed our hero’s head,
Until he promised he would not proceed.
“ And, by the way, J on,” Beersford said, “ I read
That Lord and Dock’s new Annual was out.”
Jon shrugged his shoulders, “ Yes,” he said, “no
doubt,
X.
“ Very much out indeed ; 4t seems to me
That Beeton’s statement was not far from true,
For from internal evidence I see
He could have had naught with their book to do.
I know him, and whatever he may be,
He is not vulgar ; knows a thing or two ;
Has brains, in fact, and has not got to grovel
In worn-out notions, but goes in for novel.”
XI.
And now for loo the cry was raised again,
And there’s a general movement towards the
door;
And humming as he went the coster’s strain,
Duan, with Guelpho, sought the second-floor.
Said Coming K----- , “ Come, Duan, please refrain;
Such sentiments, you know, I must deplore.”
But Duan—“ It’s done ; we’ve put it to the nation—
We’ve gone in for an Early Abdication !”
OF J on
Duan.
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i.
Although unversed in lays and ways Byronic,
And of Don Juan not a line have read,
Although I’ve never touched the lyre Ionic,
And even nursery-rhymes in prose have said,
Yet for a change I’ll try the gentle Tonic
Of verses, that must be with kindness read,
And, being counselled by some good advisers,
Will journey, too—but to see advertisers.
II.
For I have heard a murmur of fair sights,
All to be seen within gay London town,
Of robes delicious, bonnets gay as sprites,
Cuirasses braided, and jet-spangled gown.
Inventions useful, such as give delight
To all good housewives (those that do not frown
At novelty, or, when they’re asked to try it,
Say, “ It looks very nice, but I shan’t buy it.”)
hi.
Not for such churlish souls, I sing the news—
Not for the women who don’t care for dress ;
Our sex’s armour ne’er did I refuse,
And, without mauvaise honte, I will confess
That, when I’m asked of two new gowns to choose,
I do not take the one which costs the less,
Unless ’tis prettier far ; and then I say,
“ Admire your sposds moderation, pray !”
IV.
I am a Silkworm, spinner by profession,
And make long yarns from very slender case,
I love new things and pretty—this confession
Alone should give me absolution’s grace
From all who read my lines and my digression,
Which I can’t really help—words grow apace—
For I could write whole volumes on a feather,
If I had not to put the rhymes together.
v.
Man’s dress is of man’s life a thing apart:
To Poole or Melton he with calmness goes ;
But woman’s toilette lies so near her heart,
That ’tis with doubts, and fears, and many throes
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In visiting the rounds of shop and mart,
That she selects a ribbon or a rose.
Her fate in life doth oft depend, I ween,
If she be struck with just that shade of green.
VI.
Beauteous Hibernia ! (Britons, do not frown
At rhapsodies from one who owes her much)
What could one do without a poplin gown,
Whose folds take graceful form from every
touch ?
These lips have never pressed the Blarney
11 stone ”—
No flattery ’tis to speak of fabrics such
As are produced in Inglis-Tinckler factory—
Oh dear me! all these rhymes are so refractory.
VII.
To Ireland, too, we owe a great invention ;
For warmth and comfort in the wintry cold,
The Ulster Coat is just the thing to mention,
For driving to the covert, or be rolled
In, for the morning train, or Great Extension
Line Terminus, within its cosy fold,
N or snow nor wet shall harm you, if but ye
Buy Ulster Coats alone of John McGee.
X.
And for yourselves, who to the coverts go,
In dog-cart neat, oft in the pouring rain,
The Ulster Deer-Stalker’s a coat that so
Will keep you dry, and save rheumatic pain.
It useful is in travelling, to and fro
The country station, and must prove a gain.
’Tis so becoming to a figure tall !
In fact, it suits all mankind, great and small.
XI.
Where to begin, and whither wend my way !
Shall I to Atkinson or Jay first go?
Look at Black Silk Costumes sold cheap by Jay;
Or view chairs, tables, carpets, row by row ;
Inspect the “ Brussels, five-and-two,” or say,
“ Prices of furniture I wish to know ; ”
Look at the mirrors, view the marquet’rie,
Gaze at the inlaid work, or wander free ?
XII.
Through gall’ries large, and through saloons light,
vast,
I cast a hasty glance on either hand,
Rich carvings chaste, cretonnes so bright, and
fast
Colours.
VIII.
Say what you will about furs in cold weather,
Sing of the warmth of seal skin as you please,
’Gainst cold, or ice, or snow, or all together,
Give me the Ulster Overcoat of frieze !
Useful in Autumn, driving the heather;
Safeguard in Winter against cough or sneeze ;
But, as they imitate the Ulster Coat,
See that the maker’s name (McGee) you note.
*
IX.
Ladies’ Costumes, and Suits of Irish stuff,
Windermere lining, soft, of every shade,
Cuirasses matelasse see enough
To turn the head of either wife or maid.
I think no woman born could ever “huff”
If in such lovely garments but arrayed,
So, Fathers, Husbands, Brothers, try to find
If Ladies’ Ulster Coats” won’t suit your
womankind.
* John G. McGee and Co., Belfast, Ireland.
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I note enough to deck the land
With CURTAINS, COVERS, that will surely last
When Time has ta’en the pencil from this hand,
Which strives to give a notion (somewhat faint)
Of furniture that would tempt e’en a saint.
XIII.
Talk of Temptation ! just call in at Jay’s !
The London Mourning Warehouses, I
mean,
In Regent Street ; ’tis crowded on fine days
With the élite of London, and the Queen
Has patronised the house, and without lèseMajesté, I may mention she has seen
Such crêpe of English and of foreign make,
That from no other house she will it take.
XIV.
Yet at the present moment ’tis not crêpe,
But SILK COSTUMES that I would bid all see
(Six pounds sixteen !) of the last cut and shape
The best Parisian models ! flowing free,
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The graceful folds from dainty bows escape,
Harmonious corsages with the skirts agree;
See what a change French politics have made—
Silks cost just double when they Nap. obeyed ! J
XV.
Then there’s another Jay, whose house full well
Both English maids and New York matrons
know ;
“ The best store out for lingerie, du tell,”
’Tis near unto the mourning warehouse, so
You can’t mistake the maison Samuel
Jay, of high renown for brides’ trousseaux,
Infants’ layettes, and morning toilettes cozy
(For my part, I like cashmere, blue or rosy).
XVI.
Those who do mourn, or wish to compliment
Acquaintances, connections, or their friends,
Who do not care to see much money spent
(For crape turns brown, and ravels at the ends),
Should get the Albert Crape, an excellent
Crape, good to look at; it intends
To be the only crape used ; GOOD and cheap—
Considerations strong for those who weep.
XVII.
Being close by, what hinders me to visit
The Wanzer Company, Great Portland
Street ?—
The Little Wanzer, a machine exquisite—
With such a lockstitch, sewing is a treat;
It works away on any stuff, nor is it
One of those kind whose stitching is not neat ;
Though small, it sews as well as Wanzer D,
Or Wanzer F—“ machine for family.”
XVIII.
Why trouble we to stitch by midnight taper,
New cuffs and collars for our future wear,
When we can buy our lingerie of PAPER,
Each day put on a parure, white and fair?
Collars,which keep their stiffness ’spite of vapour,
Cuffs fit for maid and matron debonair.
Collars and CUFFS, shirt-fronts for gentleman—
These are in Holborn sold, by Edward Tann.
xix.
Holborn the High, number three hundred eight,
There one can buy all kinds of paper things,—
Japanese curtains, ws&jupons for state
Occasions, ’broidered all in wheels and rings.
The paper well doth ’broidery simulate,
’Tis raised and open; then the’re blinds and
strings,
Of paper all, most curious to view—
Think of the saving in the washing, too !
xx.
How difficult it is to find out rhymes
For Vose’s Portable Annihilator,
Which gardens waters, fires checks betimes !
Or Loysel’s Hydrostatic Percolator
For making coffee in,—oh Christmas chimes !
I can’t find any rhyme except Equator,
And that means naught: I want the world to
know it,
They’re made at Birmingham by Griffiths,
Browett.
xxi.
Respite is near, or surely I’d be undone;
’Tis one o’clock, and time to have some lunch.
Where shall I turn ? Of course unto the London,
Where, in the Ladies’ Room, we find Fim,
Punch,
To while the time we spend on things so mundane
(As well as other papers), while we munch
Good things, and menus gay and cartes unravel,
Learn that the restaurant is kept by Reed and
Cavell.
xxii.
The London Restaurant is famed for dinners,
(The London is in Fleet Street, by the way,
Close unto Temple Bar); too good for sinners,
By far the dinner that is set each day.
I took my lads there when not out of “ pinners,”
The first time that they ever saw a play.
When children go to see the Pantomime,
’Tis at The London they should stop and dine.
XXIII.
The SKATING SUITS for ladies next claim my
Attention, for the weather’s very cold;
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These suits are useful both for wet and dry
Weather, and draped are in graceful fold,
Shorter or longer, looped up low or high,
Forming jupons by means of ribbons’ hold ;—
And these costumes, accompanied by muff
To match, and edged with fur, are warm enough
XXIV.
To keep each joliefrileuse free from harm,
E’en in Siberia’s frozen climate drear;
Where everlasting snows keep endless calm,
And toes are nipped up in a way that here
We cannot comprehend, nor guess what charm
Keeps men alive, far from all they hold dear—
I’m sure that I should die could I not meet
A friend and go to shop in Conduit Street.
xxv.
Where, by the bye, ladies will always find,
At Benjamin’s, cloth habits to their taste ;
And will discover, if they have a mind,
Most useful pleated skirts, in which a waist
(That’s pretty in itself) looks most refined,
And tapers from the folds, if neatly laced.
Dear dames, if you will give my words fair weight,
Call in Conduit Street at Number Thirty-eight.
xxvi.
But if indeed, you will “Take my Advice,”
As well as all “Things that you ought to
KNOW,”
You’ll go for Diaries and books so nice
Unto James Blackwood’s, Paternoster
Row,
Where information’s given in a trice,
On Pocket Books and Diaries, and so
Cheap are these works that there is no excuse
Left, if these diaries you do not use.
xxviii.
Auriferous visions on my eyeballs strike—
No imitation, it must be real gold,
This jewell’ry made by the Brothers Pyke ;
Yet ’tis but Abyssinian, we are told;
How difficult to credit! It’s so like
To eighteen carat that we’re often “ sold.”
As for pickpockets, I have heard that they
Have left off stealing chains, finding they may
XXIX.
No profit get from Gold that is AS good
As the real, veritable Simon Pure ;
So, honest turn these rogues, once understood
Among their set, that profits come no more.—
With Abyssinian gold to clasp one’s hood,
We safely stand at Covent Garden’s door;
For many a thief has got in sad disgrace
For gold made by The Pykes in Ely Place.
xxx.
To wear with Abyssinian Golden chain,
A cheap and good watch you will get of Dyer,
At Number Ninety, Regent Street; remain
Till you have seen the watches you require,
Superior Levers, patent keyless—gain,
These watches don’t, or lose ; at prices higher
You may have watches, but not better see
Than Dyer’s Watches, Clocks, and Jewellery.
xxxi.
Oh, for the pen of Byron, or such a wight
Who could help a poor rhymster in a fix I
How can I e’er explain that Mr. Hight
’s invented a Revolving Cipher Disc.
Easy to execute by day or night,
Yet difficult to solve or to unmix
The cipher, and from all suspicion clear ;
Essentials held by Bacon and Napier.
XXVII.
But wherefore ask for clever Cooking Book,
If open fires are seen where’er one roves,
Or why on coloured illustrations look,
If that we can’t have Solar cooking Stoves;
Oh! joyful news for housewives and for cooks !—
Portable, too, fancy a stove that moves
Easily ! Yet these stoves are to be seen
At Bishopsgate Street Within, at Brown and
Green.
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XXXII.
To rest awhile from “ciphering” my brain,
I turn to Pictures of fair Scenery—
The Upper Alpine World—again, again,
These visions fair by Loppe I would see :
They’re shown in Conduit Street; and I would fain
Return unto that lovely gallery—
Pictures by Loppe please me so, I’m willing
For six days in the week to pay my shilling.
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XXXIII.
A shilling is a pretty little sum,
And with three halfpence added, we can get
Almost each PlLL that’s made ; let’s count them ;
come
And see if the long list I do know yet—
I ought to, for the press is never dumb
Upon the merits of the whole, round set;
Thinking with Thackeray, that we shall find
A favourite pill with each “ well-ordered mind.”
XXXIV.
First, Grains of Health must stand, because
they’re new
And TASTELESS, being COATED o’er with PEARL,
I think they’re Dr. Ridge’s ; ’tis he who
Gives us digestive biscuits fit for girl,
Or infant delicate ; truth, there are few
Dyspeptics who don’t take them. Where’s the
churl
Who will not try, to ease life’s many ills,
A single remedy, say Roberts’ Pills.
XXXV.
Page Woodcock, too, has made a wondrous name
For curing every ill that you may mention ;
While Brodie’s cures (miraculous) the same
For Corns and Bunions :—it wasmy intention
To name Clarke’s Blood Mixture, of which
the fame
Is well established ; but I must my pen shun,
If I go on like this : I really feel
My hair turns grey while rhyming—where’s LaTREILLE ?
XXXVI.
Restoring and producing all one’s hair
Within short time and on the baldest place :
“ Waiting for copy ! ” is the cry, so there,
I cannot mention half I would, with grace :—
Wright’s Pilosagine, Eade’s Pills for pain
in face—
And yet I think ’twould really be a scandal
If I omit the Hair Restorer : Sandell.
xxxvii.
For New Year’s Offering, and for Christmas Box,
Rowland’s Odonto, and Macassar Oil,
With Rowlands’ Kalydor, which really mocks
Youth’s bloom, removing trace of time and toil.
For Jewel-Safes and thief-detecting locks
Try Chubb, his patent safes will always foil
Both fire and thief, do with them all they can—■
A first-rate present for a gentleman !
XXXVIII.
While for the ladies, surely you can’t err,
To buy for them a Whight and Mann Ma
chine,
For hand or foot, indeed this will please her,
Whom you denominate your household Oueen :
But as some women dearly love to stir
Abroad to choose their presents, then I ween,
You will do well to take her some morn,
To buy a new machine in famed Holborri.
XXXIX.
In Charles Street, number four, you’ll find
that Smith
And Co. have of MACHINES a various stock;
There you can test machines and see the pith
Of all their varied workings—chain and lock.
’ Oh, for the pen of Owen Meredith,
That I no more with such bad rhymes need shock
Your feelings ; but, remember, while you’re there,
To look at Weir’s machines, also in Soho
Square.
XL.
Taking one’s teeth out is a painful thing; —
We don’t much like this parting with our bones;—
But what if PAINLESS DENTISTRY I sing,
Which all mankind can have from Mr. JONES?
Of all the new inventions ’tis the king.
Imagine teeth out, minus all the groans !
We’ll turn to other subjects, if you please,
A GUINEA BUNCH of TWENTY-FIVE ROSE TREES.
XLI.
This is a Christmas-box for those who love
Their gardens; and George Cooling’s nursery,
Bath,
Roses supplies in quantities above
This number at a cheaper rate : he hath
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Collections good, as many prizes prove,
Taken for roses for the bed or path.
Another swift transition if you please,
Go to H. Webber for your Christmas cheese.
xlii.
With cheese we want good wine; and, as the short
Old-fashioned phrase is, “ Good wine needs no
bush,”
So I name simply Hedges-Butler’s PORT,
Sure that when you your chair backward do push
The vintage will not upon you retort
With sudden seizure or with gouty rush.
In fact, I’m told you may drink many pledges
In wine that’s bought of Butler and of Hedges.
xliii.
How can I possibly find rhymes to fit
The MAGNETICON, Or SYCHNOPHYLAX ;
Even our well-beloved Ozokerit
Candles, which do so much resemble wax,
Not easy are to verse on ; I will quit
These subjects, and try if Opoponax,
Sweetest of perfumes, will not yield me any.
Oh, yes ! here’s one—Piesse’s Frangipanni.
XLIV.
Piesse and Lubin an oasis make,
All in the foggy air of New Bond Street;
At number two, their resting place they take,
Filling surroundings with their odours sweet.
LlGN Aloes, Turkish pastiles for your sake,
Oh, English maids, to make your charms com
plete.
Ladies, indeed, you will have cause to bless
The labours skilled of Lubin and Piesse.
xlv.
No space is left of Bragg’s Carbon to speak,
Or mention Stevenson’s new firewood ;
To praise Slack’s spoons and forks would take
a week,
Or Crosby’s Elixir for cough so good ;
Magnetine (Darlow’s patent for the weak),
Or Barnard’s pretty novelties in wood ;
The “ Eastern Condiment ” for our cold mutton,
And Green and Cadbury’s the very button.
xlvi.
MOSES and SON require an annual quite
Unto themselves to simply name their stock ;
OetzmAnn’s carpets all the world delight,
And scraps for SCREENS are sold by Jam&s Lock
Chocolat Menier is the thing for night
And morning meals. You can physicians mock
If you but take—indeed I am not maline—
A daily draught of the Pyretic Saline.
xlvii.
Who can explain why Stoneham, of Cheapside,
Should of EACH SHILLING SPENT, THREEPENCE
RETURN
Unto the buyer? and in fact has tried,
By this means, custom to his till to turn ;
Succeeded, too : hath not the public hied
To him, and “come” like butter in a churn.
Pour moi, I feel so very, very cross,
When in a crowd, that threepence gained is
loss.
XL VIII.
Fleet’s Mineral Waters next demand a word ;
Dietz and Co. have lamps not to be slighted—
Where these burn grumbling tones are never
heard—
The largest room by Paragon’s well lighted.
There are so many, that ’tis quite absurd,
With Asser-Sherwin’s bags I am delighted ;
Their wedding presents and their writing
cases
Will bring a blush of joy to merry faces.
XLIX.
In dear old Shakespeare I have often read
Of 44 bourne from which no traveller returns,”
And an idea will come into my head,
Just think of never leaving Addley Bourne’s,
Renowned for trousseaux and for cradle-beds,
Infants’ layettes—fair robes de chambre—one
learns
Such trimmings, sees such treasures—willy, nilly,
We can’t keep long away from Piccadilly.
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L.
A change comes o’er the spirit of my dream,
Where I have often stood I seem to stand,
Sweet odours on my aching senses stream—
I’m opposite to Rimmel in the Strand,
Whose kindly influence on our homes doth beam,
And fills with joy each child’s heart in the land,
Where we behold his Christmas novelties,
His perfumed almanacs, and such things as
these:
LI.
The robin, and the toys for Christmas trees,
The Comic Almanac and fan bouquet,
Delicious scents and perfumes that do seize
Upon the weary brain :—restore the gay
And cheerful tone, and give the headache ease.
All these we owe to him, who holdeth sway
O’er all sweet scents ! Ye perfumed sachets tell
This great magician’s name! It is—it is—Rimmel !
LII.
And now my pen from weary hand doth fall,
And with humility I lay aside
A task which p’raps some spinners might appal;
But pleasant has it been to me to glide
From one to other subject, touching all
With kindly hand, and what doth me betide
At critic’s pen I care not, for the rest
I’ve done,comme toujours, just my “level best.”
The Silkworm.
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nent in the medical profession, from the established fact of their
76, Wimpole Street, Cavendish square, London, W.
power to afford both relief and cure to the exhausted nervous W. Darlow, Esq.
F.
March 17, 1874. _
system; also in Incipient Paralysis and Consumption,
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Loss of Brain and Nerve power, and in cases of
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GOUT and RHEUMATISM, SPINAL, LIVER,
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I remain, yours faithfully,
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No. 6. 12 wide.
12 deep.
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however, is secured to the fire itself. It can be closed in by a door,
>> 7- 14
14 >,
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which, when let down, forms a shelf or stand, and then fowls, small joints
„ 8. 16 „
16 „
” ”
of meat, steaks, fish, &c., can be roasted or broiled.
The HOT-WATER SUPPLY has been well considered and provided for in constructing this stove, “ boilers being usually a source of
great discomfort, expense, and danger in English Homes.” The Water Cistern is made of copper, tinned inside, or else of malleable iron, gal
vanized ; and as it stands above, as well as below, the level of the hot plate, it affords proportionately a larger quantity of hot water than
any other stove, range, or kitchener in use. The water is heated by a very safe and simple plan, which is patented, and only to be had with
these stoves. The cistern can be easily taken out and replaced, made self-supplying, and the water can be used for culinary purposes, never
BEING “RUSTY.”
No BRICKWORK SETTING is required or these Stoves, and they are equally good in action, whether placed in or away from a fire
place. A smoky chimney is perfectly overcome by their use.
The CONSUMPTION OF COAL is wonderfully small, from the excellence of the construction of the “ Livingstone,” and the judicious
arrangements of fire-place and flues. Means are used to prevent the escape of heat from the stove, and thus the full value is taken out of the pro
ducts of combustion. We make the deliberate statement that the Economy in Fuel is such that, ¡fused daily, the whole cost of the Stove can
be saved in twelve months at the normal price of Coal in London, or in nine months at the 1873-4 prices. Wood and Peat are ex'•ellent for heating these stoves, and for most kinds of cooking, Coke may be solely used. Dust is avoided, as the ashes fall into a secured pan.
Fire-bricks, with which each Stove is provided, can be easily renewed when needed. The same remark applies to any part of the stove
which from use or accident may need replacing.
For further particulars of this and other Cooking and Heating Stoves, address MURDOCH & CO., as above.
NEWTONS
QUININE, RHUBARB, & DANDELION PILLS,
(Prepared from the Recipe of
an
Eminent Physician),
A Simple but Effectual Remedy for Indigestion, Stomach,
and Liver Complaints.
The properties of Quinine and Rhubarb in stomachic affections are too well known to require any comment, and the
medicinal virtues of Dandelion have long been held in high, estimation by the faculty for all disorders of the Liver. By a
peculiar process of extraction and condensation, the active properties of these valuable Medicines have been carefully com
bined in the form of Pills, in which will be found a certain remedy for Indigestion, all Stomach Complaints, Sluggish Liver,
Constipation of the Bowels, Headache, Giddiness, Loss of Appetite, Pains in the Chest, Fullness after Eating, Depression
of Spirits, Disturbed Sleep, and as a Renovator to the Nervous System invaluable. These purifying Vegetable Pills may
be taken lay persons of all ages, in all conditions, and by both sexes. Their action, though gentle, is effectual in removing
all impurities from the blood and system, gradually compelling the bowels and various functions of the body to act in a
regular and spontaneous manner; and as a general Family Aperient they are much preferred to any other medicine.
Sold in Boxes, with Directions, at I J. I%<7. and 2s. gd.; or sent, Post Free, for 15 and 30 Stamps.
Every Sufferer is earnestly invited to try their wonderful efficacy.
Barclay & Sons are the London Agents, and all Chemists.
prepared solely by
J. W. NEWTON, M.P.S., Family Chemist,Salisbury.
Ask your Chemist to obtain the above, if not in stock.
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'4>ceneral
PATENT
furnishing coy'
OZOKERIT
NEHWiïi
CANDLES.
; ~Wx4JrtriztÎvg"Rg a.cfrb
-ALL.PT^e.AV^Tx-cTVg^a^^9>Sout'h/a-Ttvp fro tv S.E \ S frra/nd/7
All Sizes, Sold. Everywhere.
CHOICE ROSE TREES.
Ask for the
'T'HE Amateur’s GUINEA BUNDLE of ROSE TREES
“LYCHNOPHYLAX,”
contains 25 of the choicest-named kinds in cultivation, all extra
large plants, especially selected for villa gardens. Carriage and packing
free on receipt of P.O.O. for/i is-.; or twelve choice kinds as sample
for 105. (id. Full particulars of other cheap collections post free.
GEORGE COOLING, The Nurseries, Bath.
Or Candle Guard (Patented).
Sold Everywhere. J. C. & J. FIELD, London.
The above make very suitable Christmas Gifts.
“ Inventions to delight the taste.”—Shakspere.
THE “EASTERFlOHDIMENT
“ The greatest aid. to Digestion known to man.”
This delicious Condiment should be eaten with all Meals.
Is. and. Is. 6d. per Jar.
THE “ EASTERN ” SAUCE OR RELISH,
KECISTIS5O
THE
THE
THE
THE
“EASTERN”
“EASTERN”
“EASTERN”
“EASTERN”
Prepared in conjunction with the celebrated Condiment,
is pronounced unequalled for flavour, richness, and price.
6d., ij., and 15. 6d. per bottle.
.k*
MUSTARD. Ready Mixed. Most Economical.
BAKING POWDER. No Penny Packet in the World can touch it.
CUSTARD POWDER. A Penny Packet equal to two eggs and a half.
_____ ----CURRY POWDER. The Great Baboo’s original, improved.
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«EClSTtR*»
These preparations are all most care
fully compounded, are highly recom
mended, and much approved by all
classes.
To be had of all Family Grocers.
JONES, PALMER, & CO., “Eastern” Works, Tabernacle Walk, Finsbury.
FACTORS.
from
^TURKISH PASTILS^
/ 7 Through all my travels few things as- '
tonished me more than seeing the Beauties
of the Harem sfnoking the Stamboul. After
smoking, a sweet aromatic Pastil is used,
which imparts an odour of flowers to the
breath. I have never.seen these Pastils but
once in Europe; it was at Piesse & Lubin’s
' CBz"' ” -Lady W. Montague.
\ Ladies who admire a “ Breath of Flowers”
1 take aPastil night anf
/q
*
Ì (S' every flower that
breathes a fragrance
LIGN-ALOE. OPOPONAX.
LOVE-AMONG-THE-ROSES.
FRANGI PANNI
TO BE OBTAINED OF ALL
'tv.
Perfumers and
THOUSAND OTHERS.
case,
5ond St J
RITING, BOOKKEEPING, &c.—Persons of
W
Steuen’s Model Cutters, Schooners,
any age, however bad their Writing, may in Eight Easy
Lessons acquire permanently an elegant and flowing style of Brigs, Screzi) and Paddle Boats?, propelled by Steam or
Penmanship, adapted either to Professional pursuits or Private Clock-work.
Correspondence ; Bookkeeping by Double Entry, as practised in
Steven’s Model Fittings for Ships and
the Government, Banking, and Mercantile Offices ; Arithmetic,
Shorthand, &c. Apply to Mr. W. Smart, at his sole Institution, Boats. Blocks, Deadeyes, Wheels, Skylights, Com
panions, Flags, &c.
97B, Quadrant, Regent Street.
Agent to the West of England Fire and Life
Steuen’s Model Steam Engines, Loco
Insurance Company.
IMPORTANT TO
LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.—
C. A. can confidently recommend, as a most strictly honest person, and one
whom she and her friends have dealt with for many years, Mrs.
COCKREM, 1, Queen Street, Barnstaple, North Devon, who gives the
greatest value for all sorts of Ladies’. Gentlemen’s, and Children’s
Cast Ï-EFT-OFF WEARING APPAREL of every description. Officers
*
Uniforms, Misfits, Jewellery, Court Suits, Furs, Outfits, Old Lace,
nff
Underclothing, Boots, Household Linen, and every description of
miscellaneous property, in however large or small quantities, or in good
ninth nc or inferior condition, purchased for Cash at the utmost value. The
viuuueb. strictest honour is observed in remitting, per return, the full value, by
cheque or P.O.O., for all parcels. The expense of Carriage borne by
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motive, Marine, Vertical and Horizontal;
Saw and Bench.
Steuen’s
Model
Parts
of
Circular
Engines,
Cylinders, Pumps, Steam and, Water Gauges, SafetyValves, Eccentrics, Taps, &c.
STE VEN’S MODEL DOCKYARD, 22, Aidgate, London.
Catalogues, 3 Stamps.
Chemical Chests, Magic-Lanterns, Floor Skates, Balloons, arc.
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ADVERTISEMENT S.
Reduced ly Gdloty/e/roccss.~\
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The Golden Ass.—The King went to consult an old Druid.
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“ FIRES INSTANTLY LIGHTED: ” GREAT SAVING of TIME to SERVANTS.
By STEVENSON'S
PATENT FIREWOOD,
Entirely superseding Bundle Wood, requiring no paper, adapted for
any grate, and not affected- by Damp.
SOLD BY ALL OILMEN AND GROCERS.
Extensively Patronised in the House of Peers, University of Cambridge,
among the Nobility, Gentry, Principal Hotels, Club Houses, &c.
500, in Tenon. and Suburbs,
12S. fxi.
Directions.—Place small coal and cinders in grate, then the Patent Fire
wood wheel or square (dipped side down), cover over with coal, and light
the centre with a match.________________________
M, STEVENSON & 00., Sole Patentees and Manufacturers,
18, Wharf Road, City Road.
OETZMANN & CO.,
67, 69, 71, & 73, Hampstead Road,
Near Tottenham Court Road, London.
CARPETS, FURNITURE,
BEDDING, DRAPERY,
FURNISHING IRONMONGERY,
CHINA, GLASS, &c., &c.
A Descriptive Catalogue {the best Furnishing Guide
extant}, post free on application.
HEDGES AND BUTLER
Invite attention to the following WINES and SPIRITS:—
Good Sherry, Pale or Gold.............
20s. 244. 304. 36s. 424. per doz.
Very choice Sherry .........................
484. 544. 604. 724. per doz.
Port, of various ages.........................
24s. 304. 364, 424-. 484. per doz.
Good Claret........................................
144. 184. 204. 244. per doz.
Choice De.-sert Clarets.....................
304. 364. 424. 484. È04. per doz.
Sparkling Champagne .....................
3 4. 424. 484. ¿04. 784. per doz.
Hock and Moselle............................. 244. 304. 364. 424. 484. 604. per doz.
Old Pa'e Brandy .............................
444. 484. 604. 724. 844. per doz.
Fine Old Irish and Scotch Whisky..
424. 484. per doz.
Wines in Wood.
Callon.
Octave.
Otr. Cask.
Hhd.
Pale Sherry ................
94. ini.
£6 5 0 £12 0 O
Good Sherry................. . 114. id.
15 10 0
8 0 Q
3°
Choice Sherry ............
i-js. 6d.
II IQ O
22 IO
44
Old Sherry................... . 23J. 6d.
29 0 O
14 15 O
57
20 O G
Good Port..................... 14s. 6d.
IO
5 O
39
Old Port.......................... 20s. 6d.
27 G O
13 15 O
53
Old Pale Brandy.......... 21s. 24J. 30$. 36^. per imperial gallon.
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Price Lists of all other Wines, &*c, on application to
HEDGES & BUTLER, 155, Regent Street, London,
30 and 74, King’s Road, Brighton.
RIMMEL’S PERFUMED ALMA
VOSE’8 PATENT HYDROPULT,
NAC for 1875 (the Hours), beautifully Illu
minated, Id., by post for 7 stamps.
RIMMEL’S NEW COMIC ALMANAC
(Signs of the Zodiac), 14., by post for 13 stamps.
RIMMEL’S CHRISTMAS BOUQUET,
changing into a Fan, 14. 6<f., by post 19 stamps.
RIMMEL’S FANCY ARTICLES for Christ
mas Presents and New Year’s Gifts in endless
variety. List on Application.
RIMMEL, Perfumer, 96, Strand ; 128, Regent
Street ; and 24, Cornhill, London.
A PORTABLE FIRE ANNIHILATOR.
The best article ever invented for Watering Gardens, &c.;
weighs but 81bs., and will throw water 50 feet.
LOYSEL’S PATENT HYDROSTATIC
TEA & COFFEE PERCOLATORS.
These Urns are elegant inform, are the most efficient ones
yet introduced, and effect a saving of 50 per cent. The
Times newspaper remarks :—“ M. Loysel’s hydrostatic
machine for making tea or coffee is justly considered as one
of the most complete inventions of its kind.”
Sold by all respectable Ironmongers.
Manufacturers:
More than 200,000 now i use.
GRIFFITHS & BROWETT, Birmingham.
12, Moorgate Street, London ; and 25, Boulevard Magenta, Paris,
WISS FAIRY ORGANS, 2.S., ^s., and 55-. each.
Patented in Europe and America. Four Gold Medals
awarded for excellence. Each Instrument is constructed to play
a variety of modern airs, sacred, operatic, dance, and song,
perfect in tone and of marvellous power. Carriage free for
Stamps, or P. O. O. at above prices. Numerous copies of fully
directed Testimonials post free. Address J acques.Baum, &Co.,
Kingston Works, Sparkbrook, Birmingham.
S
DUNN &ISLANDICUS, OR ’S
HEWETT
“LICHEN
ICELAND MOSS COCOA,'’
(registered),
In i-lb., ilb., ani 1-lb. Packets, at Is. 4d. per lb.
In Tin Canisters at Is. 6d. lb.
Strongly recommended by the Faculty in all cases of Debility, Indigestion, Consumption and all Pulmonary
and Chest Diseases.
<fI have carefully examined, both Microscopically and Chenrcally, the preparation of ICELAND MOSS and COCOA,
made by Messrs. DUNN & HEWITT. I find it to be carefully manufactured with ingredients of the first quality.
“The combination ofTCELAND MOSS and COCOA forms a valuable article of diet, suited equally fcr the Robust and
’ 1 _
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for Invalids, especially those whose digestion is HHpwwwL It is very nutritious, of easy digestibility, and it possesses, moreover, tonic properties.
impaired.
(Signed) “ARTHUR HILL HASSALL, M.D.,”
, .
TRADE MARK.
Analyst of the Lancet Sanitary Commission, Author of the Refort of the Lancet Commission j of
“Food and its Adulterations \ “ “ Adulterations Detected ** and other VForks»
PENTONVILLE,
LONDON.
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DIETZ & CO
15
to
LONDON,
21, Carter Lane,
I, Sermon Lane,
and
Exporters of the celebrated
Inventors, Manufacturers, and
LAMPS
PARAGON
HURRICANE LANTERNS,
COOKING & HEATING STOVES
BURNING KEROSENE
OR PARAFFIN.
UNRIVALLED FOR
Over 5000 Patterns of
TABLE LAMPS, HALL LAMPS,
SIMPLICITY,
SAFETY,
Chandeliers, Erackets,
Billiard Lamps, Street Lamps,
LIBRARY LAMPS,
LANTERNS, STOVES, &c.
Pitferl until
J. illeCl V1UU
Our Famous
¿the climax
AND ABSOLUTE FREEDOM
FROM SMOEE,
SMELL, and DANGER.
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BURNERS,
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Which give a magnificent white and steady Light, equal to 25, 20, 14, and II
Candles, at the cost of l-4th, l-5th, l-6th, and l-7th of a Penny per Hour.
J1
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fegwnnngÿ
BRILLIANCY,
Church Lamps, Ship Lamps,
Our HURRICANE LANTERNS are absolutely windproof and safe ; simple in consr.-action, and give a splendid
■white and steady light. They
are the most serviceable Lan
terns for use in Stables, Farms,
Gardens, Boats, Cellars, &c.
0
Economy, Durability,
BiE.TZ.&.C”.
Our CLIMAX COOKING
and HEATING STOVES, in
six sizes, will be found ex
tremely useful in every house
hold, being always ready for
use, and saving time and
money, coals, trouble of light
ing fire, dust, and refuse.
BLACK SILK COSTUMES,
Parisian Models.
Owing to the Reduced Price of manufactured French Silk, Messrs. Jay are happy to announce they
sell good and Fashionable Black Silk Costumes at ^6 i6l 6d. each.
J A Y S’,
THE LONDON GENERAL MOURNING WAREHOUSE,
243, 245, 247, 249, 251, Regent Street, W.
WHITE,
EDWARD
(FROM DENT’S,)
Manufacturer of Chronometers, Watches and Clocks, Gold Chains, Lockets, &c.,
Of best quality only and moderate price. »
PRIZE MEDALLIST AT LONDON, DUBLIN, AND PARIS EXHIBITIONS,
For “ Excellence of Workmanship, Taste, and Sfttll.”
20, COCKSPUR STREET, LONDON, S.W.
Sold
by
All Drapers.
Ask for “THE VERY BUTTON.”—Shakespeare.
GREEN
&
CADBURY’S
PATENT
2-HOLE
LINEN
BUTTONS.
And see that you get them, as inferior kinds are often substitutedfor the sake of extra profits.
“ ‘ The Very Button ’ is a capital button for use and wear.”—The Young Englishwoman.
CHUBB’S
ATENT FIRE AND THIEF RESISTING
^ur?4FES’
LftlCHE.S.
PATENT DETECTOR LOCKS AND
Illustrated Price Lists Post Free.
CHUBB & SON,
57, ST. PAUL’S CHURCHYARD, E.C.,
68, ST. JAMES'S STREET, S.W.
Manchester, Liverpool,
and
AND
Wolverhampton.
EHPI WT01 HWZX, HEBF BLEI ORZPT YGZB.
TflVE POUNDS REWARD to anyone able to decipher
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the above, written by HIGHT’S REVOLVING CIPHER DISC.
Very useful for Telegrams, Postal Cards, and Love-letter, or any private
writing. Quickly and easily written. The only absolutely undiscoverable system of Cryptography. T« be had, with full Instructions, of all
Stationers, or of the Publishers,
WALMESLEY & CO., 384, City Road, E.C.
Post free for 14 Stamps.
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Blue Beard.—* *
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DR. ROBERTS’
POOR MAN’S FRIEND!
THE COMING GREAT TRIAL
By the Public in 1875.
Is confidently recommended to the Public as an unfailing remedy
for Wounds of every description, Burns, Scalds, Chilblains, Scorbutic
Eruptions, Sore and Inflamed Eyes, &c.
Sold in Pots, is. i\d., is. gd., xis., and 22s. each.
DR. ROBERTS’
PILULJE ANTISGROPHULJE,
Or Alterative Pills,
For Scrofula, Leprosy,
and all Skin Diseases.
Proved by Sixty Years’ experience to be one of the best Alterative
Medicines ever offered to the Public. They may be taken at all times,
without confinement or change of diet. Sold in Boxes, ij. i%<Z., is. gd.,
4s. 6d., 11s., and 22s. each.
Sold by the Proprietors, BEACH & BABNICOTT, Bridport.
And by all respec'able Medicine Vendors.
OU shall well and truly try—
APPROVED
Y MANN’Smay quickly go ! MED’CINE buy,
That your ills
Take, and health will shortly flow ;
Colds and Iiooping-conghs will flee.
Read the bills and you will see
>
Nothing with it can compare.
“ Nice!” the children all declare.
Young and old its glories tell;
Both did take, and now are well.
True the evidence that stands
On the bills throughout all lands,
This, the public verdict, give—
“ Take, oh sickly one, and live ! ”
Sixteen affidavits before the Sussex Magistrates prove MANN’S
APPROVED MEDICINE to be the GREAT RESTORATIVE TO
HEALTH for Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Influenza, Convulsive Fits, and
Consumptions. Sold by all Chemists, who will obtain it for you if not
in stock, at is.
, is. 6d., and 4s. 6d. per bottle. Be not persuaded
to take any other remedy._________________
Proprietor, THOMAS MANN, Horsham, Sussex.
QOUT, RHEUMATISM, LUMBAGO, &c.
JNSTANT RELIEF AND RAPID CURE.
A S professionally certified, have saved the lives of many when
11. all other nourishment has failed. In cases of Cholera Infantum, Dysentery,
Chronic Diarrhoea, Dyspepsia, Prostration of the System, and General Debility, Dr.
RIDGE’S Digestive Biscuits will be found particularly beneficial in co-opera
tion with medical treatment, as a perfectly safe, nourishing, and strengthening diet
In Canisters, ix. each, by post ^d. extra.—Dr. RlDGE & CO., Kingsland, London,
and of Chemists and Grocers.
IMPORTANT DISCOVERY.
CAN D'ELL’S HAIR RESTORER,
,...
O the certain Cure for Dandriff and Baldness,
and the only reliable and harmless preparation
for restoring grey hair to its original colour.
Sold by all Chemists, in bottles, is. and 3s. 6d.
UADE’S GOUT AND RHEUMATIC PILLS,
the safest and most effectual cure for Gout, Rheumatism,
Rheumatic Gout, Lumbago, Sciatica, Pains in the Head,
Face, and Limbs. They require neither confinement nor
alteration of diet, and in no case can their effects be injurious.
Prepared only by GEORGE EADE, 72, Goswell
Road, London, and Sold by all Chemists, in Bottles at
or Three in One, 2s. gd.
Ij.
Do not be persuaded to have any other kind.
®ott'es sent cafr>aSe free-
S.O.SANDELL,Sole Manufacturer,Yeovil.
Ask for Fade's Celebrated Gout and Rheumatic Pills.
DR. HAYWARD'S NEW DISCOVERY,THE TREATMENT & MODE OF CURE.
HOW TO USE SUCCESSFULLY, WITH SAFETY AND CERTAINTY,
In all cases of Weakness, Lou) Spirits, Indigestion, Rheumatism, Loss of Nerve Power, Functional Ailments, Despondency,
Langour, Exhaustion, Muscular Debility, arising from various excesses, Loss of Strength, Appetite, &=c., &>c.
WITHOUT MEDICINE.
THE NEW MODE re-animates and revives the failing functions of Life, and thus imparts Energy
and fresh Vitality to the Exhausted and Debilitated Constitution, and may fairly be termed the Fountain of Health
THE LOCAL AND NERVINE TREATMENT imparts tone and vigour to the Nervous
System, and possesses highly re-animating properties ; its inflrence on the secretions and functions is speedily manifested; and
in all cases of Debility, Nervousness, Depression, Palpitation of the Heart, Trembling in the Limbs, Pains in the Back, &c.,
resulting from over-taxed energies of body or mind, &c.
Full Printed Instructions, with Pamphlets and Diagrams, for Invalids, post-free, Six stamps,
(From Sole Inventor and Patentee,)
DR. HAYWARD, M.R.C.S., L.S.A., 14, York Street, Portman Square, London, W.
N.B. For Qualifications, vide “ Medical Register."
OPA AAA REWARD.—The above sum
50 O kJ ■ LJ kJ kJ having during the last twelve years been
received on the sale of LATREILLE’S
invention for the production of WHISKERS and MOUSTACHIOS and curing BALDNESS, it may fairly be called the
reward of merit, as the article is universally acknowledged to be
the only producer of hair. Full particulars, with Testimonials
and Opinions of the Press, sent free to any person addressing
John Latreille, Walworth.
DRCAPLIN’S ELE TRO-CHEMICAL BATHS.
NEW WORKS BY DR. SMITH.
Just Published, 104 pages, Free by Post Two Stamps.
UIDE TO HEALTH -, or, Prescriptions and
Instructions for the Cure of Nervous Exhaustion.
By
Henry Smith, M.D. (Jena), Author of the “ Volunteers’
G
Manual.” This work gives Instructions for Strengthening the
Human Body. How to Regain Health and Secure Long Life.
Prescriptions for the Cure of Debilitating Diseases, Indigestion,
Mental Depression, Prostration, Timidity, &c., resulting from
Loss of Nerve Power. Testimonials, Treatment, &c.
“ In this Work the Doctor gives ‘ Advice as to the Choice of a Phy
sician ;’ ‘ What to Eat, Drink, and Avoid ;’ ‘ Health: how to Procure it,
and other subjects of interest to man as well as woman.”--6’zzwa'izj'
Times, May 4, 1873.
Also by the same Author,
For the Cure of Paralysis, Rheumatism, Gout, Nervous
Third Thousand. Post free in an envelope, 13 stamps,
Affections, axd many kinds of Chronic Diseases.
WOMAN : Her Duties, Relations, and Position.
Prospectuses and Testimonials free by post, on application to
N.B. A Special Edition, beautifully Illustrated by
the Secretary, The Electro-Chemical Bath Institution, i Engravings on Wood. Cloth gilt, One Shilling.
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TRAVELLING
WEDDING PRESENTS.
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
WRITING-OASES.
NEW YEAR’S PRESENTS.
ASSER & SHERWIN, 80 and 81, Strand, W.C.; and 69, Oxford Street, W., London.
MRS. SAMUEL JAY,
LADIES’ OUTFITTER,
Address.
} 259, Regent Circus, Oxford Streep 259.
SPECIALITY FOR THE WINTER MONTHS.
THE ARAGON
MORNING
ROBE,
In. French Cashmere, Richly Ornamented in Soutache-Broderie.
COMPLETE SUITS OF WASHED AND GOT-UP UNDER-CLOTHING READY FOR IMMEDIATE USE.
Guinea Flannel Dressing Gozvns, Dressing Jackets, Bodices, Fichus, and Embroidered Flannel Petticoats.
Infants’ Layettes.—Marriage Trousseaux.—Good Materials.-—Tasteful Trimmings.—Dainty Stitches.
MRS.
‘ABYSSINIAN GOLD JEWELLERY’
SAMUEL JAY.
LIONEL & ALFRED PYKE’S.
‘ABYSSINIAN GOLD JEWELLERY ’
Is now worn by Ladies to avoid
IS THE ONLY IMITA
the risk of losing their “ Real
TION which cannot be detected
Sold Jewellery,” the Imitation
from “Real Gold Jewellery,”
•REGISTEREDbeing so perfect, detection need
possessing qualities so long
not befeared. It received a Prize
needed and desired in Imitation
Medal for its superiority over
Gold Jewellery, viz. :—supe
all other Imitation Jewellery.
APPEARANCE
Catalogues, with Press Opinions,
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1870.]
Rossetti,
the
Painter and Poet.
found questions are introduced and
handled, and its suggestiveness of pro
found thinking and vast learning, “ Lo
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thair ” stands alone worthy, in the realms
of English fiction, to be named along
side of “ Wilhelm Meister.”
ROSSETTI, THE PAINTER AND POET.
The utmost efforts of English thought
and imagination, aided by assiduous
study of all precedent art, have not yet
succeeded in establishing an art which
merits the appellation of a school, or
which, indeed, displays amongst its
promoters a character which shall serve
to link its individuals into any coher
ence worthy of classification. Sporadic
cases of artistic excellence continually
occur, but leave no more effect on the
art-production of the country than if
they had been of foreign birth and sym
pathy ; and no artist has yet succeeded
in making a pupil, much less a school.
As, therefore, with the exception of
Turner, no man of remarkable power
had appeared in the first half of the
nineteenth century, the beginning of
the second half showed, on the whole,
the most pitifully hopeless state of ar
tistic development which any country,
with serious pretensions, has ever show
ed. In figure-painting, Leslie, painter
of pretty women and drawing-room
comedy, had the highest pretension to
genius, while around him flourished a
multitude of painters of low genre, fus
tian history, and pose plastique, with
here and there a man of real purpose,
but struggling against the most absolute
want of appreciation and sympathy,
either on the part of the profession or
the public. In technical qualities and
in use of the experience of other times
and nations, an English Exhibition of
1849, was the most laughable gathering
of misapplied brains which could be
found in any country.
Out of this degradation must come
reformation, and, in 1849, three young
reformers in art found themselves face
to face with the English public on the
question of artistic reform. These were
the chiefs of the so-called pre-Raphaelite
movement — Dante G. Rossetti, J. E.
Millais, and W. Holman Hunt—Rossetti
being the chief, of the chiefs, and an
Italian, Millais of French descent, and
only Hunt, the lesser of the three, an
Englishman.
The three reformers, like-minded in
their disgust for the inanity of the pros
perous art of the day, had yet no com
mon ideal, nor was there any intention
of organizing a school. The title long
since known of “ Pre-Raphaelite Broth
erhood ” being applied by the followers
who soon gathered around them, and
who, as is generally the case with disci
ples, began to organize on the less im
portant characteristics of the movement,
and the term soon became applied to
all minute realization of detail, though
that was not the element which gave
character to the reform, but rather de
fiance of all thoughtless, conventional
representation of nature, Rossetti differ
ing widely in his ideal from his co-reformers, and the body of their follow
ers adopted a diverging path, which has
left him alone in the peculiar excellen
cies, as in the aims, of his art.
As is always the case in men of so
peculiar and so consummate an art—
Rossetti had slight hold on the English
public, and, having always held general
opinion in contempt, he has never, since
1850, been a contributor to the exhibi
tions, so that even more than with Tur
ner—his only intellectual peer in the
English art of this century—his rank is
the award of the profession and the
learned few. Nor can he be classified.
No school has shown any thing like
him, and, like Turner, he has no fol
lower. Italian by blood, English com
monplace-ism had no root in his intel
lect, while the tone of English life lift
ed him above the slavishness which
seems to paralyse art in Italy. The
father, an Italian political refugee and
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Putnam’s Magazine.
poet, carried his passion for liberty and
poetry into exile, and gave his son the
name and worship of the great Tuscan,
and a nature in which his own mysti
cism and originality, and the exuberant
sensuousness of his nation, mingled
with the earnest religious nature of his
wife (of mixed English and Italian race),
and the sound, high-toned morality of
an admirable English education. Cir
cumstances more favorable for the de
velopment of an exceptionally indi
vidual artistic character could hardly
have been combined. Rossetti is at
once mystical, imaginative, individual,
and intense; a colorist of the few great
est ; designer at once weird, and of re
markable range of subject and sympa
thy ; devotional, humanitarian, satiric,
and actual, and, by turns, mediaeval and
modern; now approaching the religious
intensity of the early Italian, now sati
rizing a vice of to-day with a realism
quite his own, and again painting
images of sensuous beauty with a pas
sionate fulness and purity which no
other painter has ever rendered. His
most remarkable gift is what, in the in
completeness of artistic nomenclature,
I must call spontaneity of composition
—that imaginative faculty by which the
completeness and coherence of a pic
torial composition are preserved from
the beginning, so that, to its least de
tail, the picture bears the impress of
having been painted from a complete
conception. At times weird, at others
grotesque, and again full of pathos, his
pictures almost invariably possess this
most precious quality of composition,
in which Leys alone, of modern paint
ers, is to be compared with him.
Like all great colorists, Rossetti makes
of color a means of expression, and
only, in a lesser degree, of representa
tion. Color is to him an art in itself,
and the harmonies of his pictures are
rather like sad strains of some perfect
Eastern music, always pure and wellsought in tint, but with chords that
have the quality of those most precious
of fabrics—the Persian and Indian—
something steals in always which is not
of the seen or of earthly tones, a passage
[July,
which touches the eye as a minor strain
does the ear, with a passionate sugges
tion of something lost, and which, mated
with his earnest and spiritual tone of
thought, gives to his art, for those who
know and appreciate it fully, an interest
which certain morbid qualities, born of
the over-intense and brooding imagina
tion, and even certain deficiencies in
power of expression, only make more
deep.
Amongst modem painters he is the
most poetic; and, in his early life,
painting and poetry seem to have dis
puted the bent of his mind, and some
early poems laid the foundation of a
school of poetry, just as his early pic
tures laid those of a school of art (if
even this be worthy to be called a
school). In a volume of poems just
published there is a sonnet on one of
his earliest designs, which, doubtless,
expresses the creed of art of the reform.
It is called “ St. Luke the Painter,” and
represented St. Luke preaching and
showing pictures of the Virgin and
Christ.
Give honor unto Luke Evangelist;
Eor he it was (the aged legends say)
Who first taught Art to fold her hands and pray.
Scarcely at once she dared to rend the mist
Of devious symbols: but soon, having wist
How sky-breadth and field-silence and this day
Are symbols also in some deeper way,
She looked through these to God, and was God’s
priest.
And if, past noon, her toil began to irk,
And she sought talismans, and turned in vain
To soulless self-reflections of man’s skill;
Yet now, in this the twilight, she might still
Kneel in the latter grass to pray again,
Ere the night confeth, and she may not work.
Rossetti’s indifference to public opin
ion was the same for picture or poem,
for he only exhibited twice, and only
two or three of his poems have been
printed; but, as the former worked a
reform amongst the painters, the latter
gave a bent to some of the coming po
ets, and the authors of the Earthly Para
dise and Atalanta in Calydon, owe to
Rossetti the direction of their thoughts.
I remember seeing, in the exhibition,
Rossetti’s first exhibited picture. The
subject was “ Mary’s Girlhood.” It rep
resented an interior, with the Virgin
/
�1870.]
Rossetti,
the
Painter and Poet.
Mary sitting by her mother’s side and
embroidering from nature a lily, while
an angel-child waters the flower which
she copies. His sister Christina, the
poetess, and her mother, were the models
from whom he painted Mary and her
mother, and the picture, full of intense
feeling and mystic significance, was, for
the painters, the picture of the exhibi
tion (the long extinct “ National Insti
tution”). It is commemorated in the
volumes of poems by a sonnet with the
same title.
This is that blessed Mary, pre-elect
God’s virgin. Gone is a great 'while, and she
Dwelt young in Nazareth of Galilee.
Unto God’s will she,brought devout respect,
Profound simplicity of intellect,
And supreme patience. Prom her mother’s
knee
Faithful and hopeful; wise in charity ;
Strong in grave peace ; in pity circumspect.
So held she through her girlhood; as it were
An angel-watered lily, that near God
Grows and is quiet. Till, one dawn at home
She woke in her white bed, and had no fear
At all, yet wept till sunshine, and felt
Because the fulness of the time was come.
He exhibited again, in 1850, an An
nunciation, well remembered amongst
artists as “ the white picture,” both the
angel and Mary being robed in white,
in a white-walled room, the only masses
of color being their hair, which was au
burn. This was his last contribution
to any exhibition, his disregard of pub
lic approbation growing with the evi
dence that appeared every day of the
hold his works had taken on the artis
tic and intellectual part of the public,
so that to-day he is preeminently the
painter of the painters and poets, as the
character of the poetry stamps him the
poet of the painters. Scarcely a note
has he struck in his poems which has
not its corresponding expression in his
painting; and poem sometimes turns
to a picture, and a picture sometimes
reproduces itself as a poem.
Amongst the most important of the
poems thus involved is one which, con
ceived in the old catholic spirit, Ros
setti has illustrated by a series of pic
tures and drawings, designed in the
same tone. It is the “ Ave,” a hymn to
the Virgin. It is full of the most ad
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mirable word-painting, and follows the
life of the Virgin from the annunciation
to the assumption. The opening pic
ture of the annunciation is in the spirit
of his early art as the whole poem is of
his early thought.
Mind’st thou not (when June’s heavy breath
Warmed the long days in Nazareth),
That eve thou didst go forth to give
Thy flowers some drink that they might live
One faint night more amid the sands I
Far off the trees were as pale wands
Against the fervid sky : the sea
Sighed further off eternally,
As human sorrow sighs in sleep.
Then suddenly the awe grew deep,
As of a day to which all days
Were footsteps in God’s secret ways:
Until a folding sense, like prayer
Which is, as God is, everywhere,
Gathered about thee; and a voice
Spake to thee without any noise,
Being of the silence:—“ Hail 1 ’’ it said,
“ Thou that art highly favored ;
The Lord is with thee here and now,
Blessed among all women thou 1 ”
Another more purely imaginative and
intensely pathetic picture, is of the life
of Mary in the house of John, after
Christ’s death. It represents the inte
rior of the house of John, with a win
dow- showing a twilight view of Jeru
salem. Against the faint distance cut
the window-bars, forming a cross, at the
intersection of which hangs a lamp
which Mary had risen to trim and light,
having left her spinning, while John,
who has been writing, and holds his
tablets still on his knees, strikes a light
with a flint and steel for Mary to use.
Above the window hangs a net. The
passage which is illustrated by it is one
of the finest of the poem.
Mind’st thou not (when the twilight gone
Left darkness in the house of John)
Between the naked window-bars
That spacious vigil of the stars!
For thou, a watcher even as they,
Wouldst rise from where throughout the day
Thou wroughtest raiment for His poor;
And, finding the fixed terms endure
Of day and night which never brought
Sounds of His coming chariot,
Wouldst lift, through cloud-waste unexplor’d,
Those eyes which said, “ How long, O Lord 1 ”
Then that disciple whom He loved,
Well heeding, haply would be moved
To ask thy blessing in His name;
And that one thought in both, the same
Though silent, then would clasp ye round
To weep together—tears long bound—
Sick tears of patience, dumb and slow.
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Putnam’s Magazine.
The poem called the Blessed Damozel was one of those which were pub
lished in an art-magazine, conducted by
the literary confreres of the reformers
in art, and amongst the younger Eng
lish poets of the day was the key of a
new poetic tendency. The writer of
these lines has heard the author of the
Earthly Paradise avow that the Blessed
Damozel turned his mind to writing
poetry. It is one of the more passionate,
and, at the same time, pictorial, of all
Rossetti’s poems, and full of the mystic
religious sense in which all the new
school began their work with symbolic
accessories, as though it had been in
tended for illustration.
THE BLESSED DAMOZEL.
The blessed damozel leaned out
From the gold bar of heaven ;
Her eyes were deeper than the depth
Of waters stilled at even ;
She had three lilies in her hand,
And the stars in her hair were seven.
Her robe, ungirt from clasp to hem,
No wrought flowers did adorn,
But a white rose of Mary’s gift,
For service meetly worn ;
Her hair that lay along her back
Was yellow like ripe corn.
Herseemed she scarce had been a day
One of God’s choristers ;
The wonder was not yet quite gone
From that still look of hers;
Albeit, to them she left, her day
Had counted as ten years.
(To one, it is ten years of years.
. . . Yet now, and in this place,
Surely she leaned o’er me—her hair
Fell all about my face. . . .
Nothing: the autumn fall of leaves.
The whole year sets apace.)
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“ I wish that he were come to me,
For he will come,” she said.
“ Have I not prayed in heaven ?—on earth,
Hord, Hord, has he not pray’d ?
Are not two prayers a perfect strength ?
And shall I feel afraid ’
“ We two,” she said, “ will seek the groves
Where the lady Mary is,
******
“ He shall fear, haply, and be dumb:
Then will I lay my cheek
To his, and tell about our love,
Not once abashed or weak:
And the dear Mother will approve
My pride, and let me speak.
[July,
“ Herself shall bring us, hand in hand,
To Him round whom all souls
Kneel, the clear-ranged unnumbered heads
Bowed with their aureoles :
And angels meeting us shall sing
To their citherns and citoles.
“There will I ask of Christ the Lord
Thus much for him and me:—
Only to live as once on earth
With Bove,—only to be,
As then awhile, for ever now
Together, I and he.”
She gazed and listened and then said,
Bess sad of speech than mild,—
“ All this is when he comes.” She ceased.
The light thrilled towards her, fill’d
With angels in strong level flight.
Her eyes prayed, and she smil’d.
(I saw her smile.) But soon their path
Was vague in distant spheres :
And then she cast her arms along
The golden barriers,
And laid her face between her hands,
And wept. (I heard her tears.)
The influence of the study of Dante
has been always perceptible in all the
work of our painter-poet. The Vita
Nuova has been an inexhaustible mine of
picture-subject, and the poem, “ Dante
at Verona,” one of the longest in the
book, is also one of the most earnestly
felt, and sympathetic. The Divina
Commedia has furnished him only one
picture, or rather triptych, from the
story of Francesca di Rimini. In this
the poets are in the central division;
“ The Kiss,” on the right, full of the
most intense passion, and the ghosts on
the left, pale, dreamy, but dressed as in
“ The Kiss,” and floating through an
atmosphere filled with little flames, fall
ing like rain. In dealing with material
like this, of course a large measure of
conventionalism is to be allowed in the
treatment, and Rossetti never hesitates
in employing all that his subject de
mands, so that the Dante designs are,
for the most part, at once mystic and
typical in conception and treatment.
An important picture of “ The Vision
of Dante on the Day of Beatrice’s Death,”
is most thoroughly studied and realized;
two of the heads of Beatrice, and the
lady who holds the veil over her at her
head, are studied from two of the most
celebrated beauties of London. Love
leads Dante into the room, where the
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Rossetti, the Paintee
body lies, the floor of which is strewn
with poppies, and kisses the dead face,
in token of the final union—the spiritual
kiss which death, the new life, permits
to love.
In anQther vein the painter employs
a degree of realization which represents
faculties of a very different nature. In
a picture which he calls Hesterna Rosa
—“yesterday’s rose”—two courtesans,
with their lovers, are finishing a carouse
in a tent, while the day is breaking out
ride. One of them, debauched to utter
degradation, riots in her shame and
drunkenness, while the other, unused
yet to her fallen state, turns, in awaking
shame, from her companions. The men
are throwing dice—the lover of the
shame-faced girl, a low, ruffianly sharp
er, bites his mistress’ finger abstractedly
as he waits for the throw of his adver
sary. A little girl, an attendant, holds
a lute up to her ear and touches the
strings, listening to the vibration in
sheer indifference to the bacchanals, her
purity making the one bright point in
the drama, while a monkey—type of
all uncleanness—sits at the other side
scratching himself in idleness.
Through the opening of the tent is
seen the dawn through the orchard
trees, mingling with the lamp-light.
One, and perhaps the most powerful,
cause of the deep hold which Rossetti,
as painter and poet, has obtained on his
contemporary painters and poets, is the
intense subjectivity of his genius, which,
while it gives to sympathetic apprecia
tion an inexhaustible and inexplicable
charm, to those who have no sympathy
with his idiosyncrasy gives only an im
pression of involved phantasy and far
fetched symbolism. Yet not even Dante
himself was more legitimately to this
manner born. Not even Titian or Tur
ner, or the painter of the fragment of
Pita, was more involuntarily and uncon
trollably subjective than their fellowcountryman Rossetti. Types evolved
from his own nature run through all
his work, and his ideals of beauty have
a sisterly likeness which no one can fail
to recognize, and which renders it im
possible for him to render certain types
and
Poet.
of character with satisfaction or com
plete success. It was the Rossetti type
of face and figure which, caricatured
and exaggerated in ignorant enthusiasm
by the followers of the painter, gave rise
to the singular and certainly most un
lovely ideal of the minor pre-Raphaelites—an ideal in which physical beauty
was absolutely set at nought in the
search of significance and the evi
dence of passion. Even in his portraits
Rossetti fails, unless the subject inclines
more or less to the type which he re
flects.
This demands more than external
beauty, be it ever so exquisite, and is
only absolutely content with a certain
gravity and intensity of character, deep,
inscrutable, sphinx-like, or still more
when these characteristics go with the
expression of intense and restrained
passion. Of this type the portrait of
Mrs. Morris, wife of the author of the
Earthly Paradise, is one of the most
perfectly realized expressions. It repre
sents a face of remarkable perfectness
of proportion and nobility of intellec
tual character, but with a depth of
meaning, half-told, questioning eyes
and mute lips, which make it, once
seen, never to be forgotten; and, paint
ed with a wealth of color and complete
ness of power, unequalled by any mod
ern work, so far as I know. It is one of
those portraits which, like Raphael’s
Julius Second, Titian’s “ Bella Donna,”
and other singularly understood and
rendered heads of almost all the great
masters of portraiture, remain, perhaps,
the highest expression of the painter’s
qualities.
A remarkable design of Rossetti’s is
the Mary Magdalene at the House of
Simon the Pharisee. She is passing the
house at the head of a festal procession,
crowned with flowers, and accompanied
by her lover, when she sees Christ
through the open door, and, tearing off
the garlands, pushes her way into the
chamber, against the efforts of the lover
and one of her female companions. Far
up the street may be seen the baccha
nals, singing, waving their garlands and
playing on musical instruments as they
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In “ The Portrait,” again—a poem
come, and they stop, in amused surprise,
at the eccentricity of Mary, who with full of sad and passionate color and pic
her two immediate companions occupy torial quality—it is the portrait of his
the centre of the composition. The dead love he monodizes. His love had
head of Christ appears through the been told, in “ a dim, deep wood,” and
window at the right, below which, out to commemorate it he paintg the por
side, a vine climbs up on the wall, and trait.
a deer nibbles at it.
Next day the memories of these things,
The whole picture, except the grave,
Like leaves through which a bird has flown,
Still vibrated with Love’s warm wings;
passionate, and touching face of Mary,
Till I must make them all my own
turned to Christ, without any heed to
And paint this picture. So, ’twixt ease
the companions who hold her feet and
Of talk and sweet long silences,
She stood among the plants in bloom
knees to prevent her entering, and the
At windows of a summer room,
responding face of Christ, who turns
To feign the shadow of the trees.
towards her as he sits at the table, is
And as I wrought, while all above
full of gayety and merriment; but the
And all around was fragrant air,
head of Mary, which is pictorially the
In the sick burthen of my love
It seemed each sun-thrilled blossom there
key-note of it, gives to the ensemble
Beat like a heart among the leaves.
the pathetic tone which almost all of
O heart that never beats nor heaves,
Rossetti’s pictures have, and which seem
In that one darkness lying still,
* What now to thee my love’s great will
to be the characteristic of his nature, for
Or the fine web the sunshine weaves 1
scarcely one of his poems is conceived
******
in any other feeling than one approachHere with her face doth memory sit
ing to sadness, so that, to those who
Meanwhile, and wait the day’s decline,
have not seen his painting, his poetry
Till other eyes shall look from it,
Eyes of the spirit’s Talestine,
will give the clear idea of his individu
Even than the old gaze tenderer:
ality in art. In one of the most exqui
While hopes and aims long lost with her
Stand round her image side by side,
site of his love-poems, “ The Stream’s
Like tombs of pilgrims that have died
Secret,” he demands of the stream what
About the Holy Sepulchre.
message it bears from his mistress, and,
rehearsing the growth of their passion
But enough, both of picture and
to himself and the inexorable wave, he poem, to convey such idea as a brief
comes, at last, to find that death alone article may, of one of the most singu
can reply to his question.
larly gifted and imaginative artists the
world has ever seen, and whose unique
Ah, by another wave,
power, had it been supplemented by the
On other airs, the hour must come,
Which to thy heart, my love, shall call me home.
training of such a school as that of
Between the lips of the low cave,
Venice, would have placed him at the
Against that night the lapping waters lav
head of painters of human passion.
And the dark lips are dumb.
Trained under the eye of a Veronese,
But there Love’s self doth stand,
his work would have gained in solidity
And with Life’s weary wings far-flown,
And with Death’s eyes that make the water moan,
and drawing; and, may-be, with a pub
Gathers the water in his hand:
lic capable of fully appreciating his
And they that drink know nought of sky or land
genius, he might have painted less de
But only love alone.
fiantly of its opinion. His dramatic
0 soul-sequestered face
power is not fully conveyed in any of
Bar off,—0 were that night but now!
So even beside that stream even I and thou
his poems except the “ Last Confession,”
Through thirsting lips should draw Love’s grace, which gives no idea of the versatility
And in the zone of that supreme embrace
with which he depicts passion’s rang
Bind aching breast and brow.
ing from the besotted huts of a Borgia
O water whispering
to the ecstatic exaltation of a Magda
Still through the dark into mine ears,—
As with mine eyes, is it not now with hers ?—
lene, or the serenity of a Madonna. As
Mine eyes that add to thy cold spring,
painter or poet, human passion and hu
Wan water, wandering water weltering,
man sorrow are the only themes which
This hidden tide of tears.
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occupy his feeling ; and, though his pas- able, and he is often careless whether his
sion sometimes passes the conventional picture is understood or not. He car
ism’of art, and his grief becomes mor ries his indifference to mere physical
bid, as,'in his pictures, the subjectivity beauty to such a degree as often to make
of his treatment sometimes makes his his faces ugly, in the seeking, for intense
work almost a riddle to the unlearned ; expression, and, in the action of his fig
there is no affectation and no willing ures, passes the limits of the natural as
weakness, as there is no unconscientious well as graceful, to obtain force. But,
trifling with his art, but his tendency, with all his defects and peculiarities,
on the contrary, is to neglect those he stands to-day, in general artistic
means of success which would make power, first amongst the painters of
his art much more widely felt and valu England.
A DISENCHANTED REPUBLICAN.
LETTEE FEOM A GEEMAN TRAVELLER
New York, 1869.
Mon cher Ami :
Do you remember standing with me,
years ago, on a beautiful point of land,
and gazing on the mountains and the
sea ? How vast and exhilarating was
the view, what picturesque grandeur
and novel evidences of human thrift
and science in the valley-dwellings, old
churches, and careering sails ; while, at
our feet, washed up by the tide, garb
age, and bits of wreck, made the details
around such a crude and dreary contrast
to the scene beyond and above.
Thus, my friend, is it here. When I
think of the myriads who, in Europe,
had no hope or prospect but drudgery
and indigence, who, in the lands of the
great West as farmers, and in the cities
as mechanics, have attained competence,
often wealth; and whose children are
now educated, prosperous, and, best of
all, progressive, citizens of this great Re
public; when I see how free is the
scope, how sure the harvest reaped by
intelligence, industry, and temperance,
in this land, I feel heart and brain ex
panded and vivified with gratified hu
man sympathies and limitless aspira
tion.
Yon may wonder at my including
temperance as a condition of success:
it is because intemperance is still the
curse of the country; and, upon inves
tigation, I find that smartness and tem
perance, combined, have been and are
the means whereby the poor and ambi
tious have risen to social influence, wide
activity, and political or professional
honor.
But when, drawing in both thought
and vision from the broad scenes, from
the human generalization, I look criti
cally at what is going on immediately
around me, often—to use a phrase of
the native pioneer author—“ hope dark
ness into anxiety, anxiety into dread,
and dread into despair; ” for this very
smartness — a favorite and significant
term—is often unscrupulous; this very
temperance cold-blooded; and this very
success unsoftened by sentiment, un
elevated by aspiration, unredeemed by
beneficence.
The devotion to wealth, as such, the
temporizing with fraud, the triumph of
impudence, the material standard and
style of life, make me look back upon
the homely ways, the genial content,
the cultured repose so often found in
the Old World, with a kind of regretful
admiration. And yet it is just and
rational to bear constantly in mind the
fact that here every thing comes to the
surface; no polished absolutism guards
from view the latent corruption; no
system of espionage and censorship, of
police and military despotism, keeps the
outside fair, while private rights and
public virtue are mined for destruction ;
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all is exposed and discussed; and the
good and evil elements of society, poli
tics, opinion, trade, speculation, pastime,
and crime, have free play and frank ex
position. But, you will ask, how is it
with regard to the intellectual.life in its
higher phase ? What are the tenden
cies and triumphs of the mind, apart
from the sphere of fashion, of com
merce, of civic duty ? My answer is,
audacious; no other word so well ex
presses the animus of the would-be
thinkers of the land. They despise pre
cedents, ignore discipline, contemn the
past; they serve up ideas as old as
Plato, as familiar to scholars as Mon
taigne, in new-fangled sentences, and
delude themselves and their disciples
with the pretence of originality. They
espouse an opinion, a cause, a theory,
and make capital thereof on the ros
trum and through the press, without a
particle of philosophic insight or moral
consistency; in education, in religion,
in what they call culture, with an ego
tism that is at once melancholy and
ridiculous, they maintain “ what is new
but not true, and what is true but not
new,” and, with a complacent hardihood
that repudiates the laws of humanity,
the pure and primal sentiments that lie
at the basis of civilization and the con
stitution of man and woman. Without
reverence there is no insight; without
sympathy there is no truth ; all is bold,
self-asserting, conceited, unscrupulous,
and, in the last analysis, vulgar; but
there is, in all this perversion of har
monious intellectual life and complete
intellectual equipment, what takes with
the half-informed — sensationalism, the
love of letters, and speculative thought.
Closely studied, the cause of this incon
gruous development may be found in a
certain lack of moral sensibility, which
instinctively guards from paradox on
the one hand and guides to truth on the
other. It is, as you well know, essential
to artistic perception; and those of
American writers and thinkers, who
have the sense and sentiment of art, like
Irving and Bryant, Hawthorne and
Longfellow, have been thereby protect
ed from the reckless vagaries and the
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mental effrontery which, under the plea
of reform, of free thought, of progress,
profanes the modest instincts of human
ity, and desecrates the beautiful and the
true in the interest of an eager, intoler
ant vanity.
While Mammon is widely worshipped,
and Faith widely degraded, bright, be
nign exceptions to this pagan spirit
“give us pause.” I have never met
more choice and charming illustrations
of mental integrity, truth to personal
conviction, heroic fidelity in legitimate
individual development, than among
the free and faithful citizens of this
Republic; but they are unappreciated,
except by the few who intimately know
them; their influence is limited, and
they are unambitious, as are all human
beings who live intrinsically from with
in, and not conventionally from with
out. And, with all the deference to
and passion for money, there never was
a commercial city in the world where
so much is given in charity, where so
many rich men habitually devote a not
inconsiderable portion of their income
to the relief of distress, or where the
response to appeals for aid in any hu
mane or patriotic cause is more fre
quent, prompt, and generous than in
this same badly-governed, money-get
ting, and money-spending city of New
York.
After all, perhaps, I must confess that
the disappointment experienced grows
out of extravagant anticipations. The
American theory of government, the
equality of citizens, the character of
the early patriots, the absence of rank,
kingcraft, and a terrible disparity of
condition, had long endeared the coun
try to me and mine; but the behavior
of the people in the civil war, their
cheerful self-sacrifice, their patient de
votion, their contented return to pri
vate life from the army and the field,
their unparalleled triumph and magna
nimity, had raised affection into admi
ration ; I longed to tread so illustrious
a land, to greet so noble a race, and to
fraternize with such brave, wise, and
true men. With the returning tide of
peace, of course, habits of gain and
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luxury were resumed in. the populous
centres, and the inevitable demoraliza
tion of war left its traces ; the sal
ient divisions between the patriotic
and the disloyal, the martyrs and the
mercenaries, which kept compact and
imposing the army of noble and true
citizens during the struggle, when it
ceased, were obliterated, and society be
came more heterogeneous than ever, its
manifestations less characteristic, its su
perficial traits more, and its talent and
virtue less, apparent. Hence the Amer
ica of my fond imagination seemed for
ever vanished ; and, only by patient ob
servation and fortunate rencontres, have
I gradually learned to discriminate and
recognize the soul of good in things
evil.
No, my friend, I will not expose Wil
helmina to the precocious development,
the premature self-assertion, incident to
this social atmosphere. I daily see
girls, in their teens, with all the airs
and much of the way of thinking of
old women of the world—confident,
vain, self-indulgent, and, withal, ~blasé.
True, the exceptions are charming. I
find them chiefly among families in
moderate circumstances, but of good
connection, wherein the daughters have
been reared in active, wholesome, and
responsible duties — had, in short, to
contribute, directly or indirectly, to
their own support. With intellectual
tastes and a religious education, this
discipline in a land where the sex is
held in respect,—these young women
are noble, pure, brave, and conscien
tious, as well as aspiring and intelligent.
I have seen many such in the Normal
schools, engaged in clerical work in the
departments at Washington, and by the
firesides of the inland towns, or in the
most thoroughly respectable and least
fashionable households of this metropo
lis. But one is disenchanted, not only
of his ideal of womanhood, but of the
most homely and humble domestic illu
sions, by the sight of crowds of gaylydressed females, with huge greasy mass
es of hair on the back of their heads,
and no modest shield to their brazen
brows, draggling their long silken trains
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through the dirt of Broadway, or crush
ing, like half-inflated balloons, their am
ple skirts through a densely-packed
omnibus. The triumph of extravagant
luxury may be seen, at certain seasons,
at what looks like a palace—a huge,
lofty marble building, in the principal
thoroughfare of this city; it is not a
royal residence, nor a gallery of art, nor
a college—it is a drygoods shop. Im
agine a thousand women there con
vened, an army of clerks showing pat
terns, measuring off goods, or rushing
to and fro with change and orders.
Every one of these females is dressed in
silk ; at least one half, if attired accord
ing to their means and station, would
wear calico or homespun; perhaps an
eighth out of the whole number of hus
bands to these shopping wives are either
bankrupt or at work in Wall-street, with
fear and trembling, risking their all to
supply the enormous current expenses
of their families, whereof half relate to
female dress. Carry the inference from
these facts a little further; of course,
the daughters marry for an establish
ment, look abroad for enjoyment; byand-by go to Europe, ostensibly to edu
cate their children (leaving papa to his
club and counting-room), but really to
gossip at Dresden, flirt at Rome, or shop
in Paris.
I have been surprised to find so many
underbred men in society; but this is
explained by the fact that so many who,
in youth, have enjoyed few means of
culture and no social training, in their
prime have made a fortune, and are able
to give dinners, and send their children
to fashionable schools. Hence a sin
gular incongruity in manners, ranging
from the most refined to the most in
tolerable in the same salon, or among
the same class and circle. Remissness
in answering notes, off-hand verbal in
vitations to strangers without a prelimi
nary call, forcing personal topics into
conversation, stuffing unceremoniously
at receptions, free and easy bearing to
wards ladies, lounging, staring, asking
impertinent questions, pushing into no
tice, intruding on the talk and privacy
of others—in a word, an utter absence
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of delicacy and consideration is mani
fest in a sphere where you will, at the
same time, recognize the highest type,
both of character and breeding, in both
sexes. This crude juxtaposition star
tles a European ; but he is still more as
tonished after hearing a man’s conduct
stigmatized, and his character annihi
lated at the club ; to encounter the in
dividual thus condemned an accepted
guest of the men who denounce him.
In a word, there seems no social dis
crimination; one’s pleasure in choice
society is constantly spoiled by the
presence of those reeking with the es
sential oil of vulgarity, of foreign ad
venturers without any credentials, and
who succeed in effecting an entrée upon
the most fallacious grounds. It is one
of the most remarkable of social phe
nomena here, that even cultivated and
scrupulously honorable men and high
bred women are so patient under social
inflictions, so thoughtless in social rela
tions ; not that they compromise their
characters—they only degrade their hos
pitality. Exclusiveness is, indeed, the
opposite of republican principle ; but
that refers to discrepancies of rank, of
birth, and of fortune ; exclusiveness
based on character, on culture, on the
tone and traits of the individual, is and
should be the guarantee of social vir
tue, refinement, and self-respect.
And yet, my friend, inconsistent as it
may seem, I really think there never
was a country where every man’s and
woman’s true worth and claims are bet
ter tested than this. I mean that when
you turn from the fete or the fashion of
the hour, and discuss character with the
sensible people you happen to know,
they invariably pierce the sham, recog
nize the true, and justly estimate legiti
mate claims. Sooner or later, in this
free land, where the faculties are so
keenly exercised, the scope for talent so
wide ; where all kinds of people come
together, and there is a chance for every
one,—what there is of original power, of
integrity, of kindness, of cunning, of
genius, of rascality, and of faith in a
human being, finds development, comes
to the surface, and turns the balance
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of public opinion by social analysis.
There is an instinctive sagacity and
sense of justice in the popular mind.
If there was one confident idea I en
tertained in regard to this country, be
fore coming here, it was that I should
find plenty of space. I expected an
infinity of room. I said to myself,
those straggling unwalled cities devour
suburban vicinage so easily—have so
much room to spread ; I had heard of
the Capital’s “ magnificent distances,”
and dreamed of the boundless prairies
and the vastness of the continent. The
same impression existed in regard to all
social and economic arrangements ;
“ there,” I said to myself, “ I shall ex
pand at will ; every thing is new, un
bounded, open, large, and free.” Well,
thus far, I have found it just the reverse.
Assigned a lofty and diminutive bed
chamber at the hotels—having to stand
up in the horse-cars, because all the
seats are occupied—finding my friends’
pews full—not having elbow-room at
the table d'hôte—tired of waiting for
my turn to look at the paper at club
and reading-room—being told the new
novel is “ out ” at the library—standing
in a line at the theatre box-office for an
hour, to be told all the good places are
taken—receiving hasty notes from edit
ors that my article had been in type but
that their columns were oversupplied—
pressed to the wall at parties—jostled
in Broadway and Wall-street—rushed
upon at ferry-boat piers—interrupted in
quiet talks—my neighbor, at dinner, ab
stracted by observation of a distant
guest—I never, in my life, had such a
painful consciousness of being de trop,
in the way, insignificant, overlooked,
and crowded out, as here ; and I have to
go, every now and then, to the country
to breathe freely and realize my own in
dividuality and independence.
The security of life and property is
altogether inadequate here. Consult a
file of newspapers and you will find that
massacres by rail, burglaries, murders,
and conflagrations are more numerous,
make less impression, and are less guard
ed against and atoned for, by process
of law, than in any other civilized land.
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These characteristics are, however, very
unequally distributed. You must con
tinually bear in mind that the facts I
state, and the inferences thence drawn,
often have but a local application.
Thus, familiar with the admirable mu
nicipal system whereby so many towns
in Europe rose to power and prosperity
of old, and with the civic sagacity and
rectitude of the founders of this Repub
lic, who, in colonial times, disciplined
the people to self-goveniment, through
the free and faithful administration of
local affairs—I was the more disconcert
ed at the awful abuses and patent frauds
of the so-called government of this com
mercial metropolis of the United States.
In New England you find the munici
pal system carried to perfection, unper
verted, and effective,. In Vermont it
exists in elevated simplicity and honor ;
but in the large cities, owing to a larger
influx of foreigners, so many of whom
are poor and ignorant, it is degraded.
You naturally ask, Why do not the
honest and intelligent citizens produce
a reform in what so nearly concerns both
their reputation and their welfare ? My
answer is, partly through indifference
and partly through fear, added to utter
want of faith in the practicability of
success. There is a timidity native to
riches ; the large estate-holders desire
to conciliate the robber ; they deem it
more safe to succumb than oppose ; they
lack moral courage ; hence the social
compromises I have noted, and hence,
too, the ominous civic pusillanimity.
Care is the bane of conscientious life
here ; I mean that, when a man or wom
an is upright and bent upon duty, the
performance thereof is hampered and
made irksome by the state of society
and the circumstances of the people.
Thus, in affairs when an honest man is
associated with directors, trustees, or
other corporate representatives, he is
sure to be revolted by unscrupulous do
ings or shameful neglect ; he has to
fight for what is just in the manage
ment, or withdraw in disgust therefrom.
So a young man, who is wise enough to
eschew alcoholic stimulants and games
of hazard, has need of rare moral courvol. vi.—7
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age, or is forced to avoid the compan
ionship of his reckless comrades. And,
worst of all, a woman with a sentiment
of family obligation, a principle of
household duty, cannot regulate the
servants, see to the providing of the
table, the order and pleasantness of
home-life, without a vigilance, a sacri
fice of time, and an anxiety which takes
the bloom from her cheek and plants a
wrinkle on her brow. The lack of welltrained and contented “help,”—as the
domestic servants are ironically called
—the great expense of living, and the
absence of that machinery which, once
set up with judgment, goes on so regu
larly in our Old World domiciles—are
among the causes of weariness and care
in the average female life of this coun
try, in a manner and to a degree un
known in Europe, where leisure and re
pose are easily secured by competence
and tact.
I do not wonder that so many of the
best-bred and most intelligent Ameri
can girls prefer army and navy officers
or diplomats for husbands to the “ danc
ing men ” they meet in society, usually
vapid-, if not dissipated ; whereas the
education for the army, navy, and diplo
macy, or the culture attained by the
discipline thereof, where there is a par
ticle of sense or character, insures a cer
tain amount of manliness and knowl
edge, such as are indispensable to a
clever and refined woman in a life-com
panion. The two classes I pity most
here are the very old and the very
young ; the former, because they are
shamefully neglected, and the latter,
because they are perverted. You see a
gentleman of the old school snubbed
by Young America ; a venerable wom
an unattended to in a corner, while
rude and complaisant girls push to the
front rank ; and you see children, who
ought to be kept in the fields or the
nursery, fashionably arrayed and hold
ing levées, or dancing the German, with
all the extravagance of toilettes and
consciousness of manner, that distin
guish their elders, and a zest infinitely
more solemn. It is painful to see age
thus unprivileged and unhonored, and
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childhood thus profaned : a conserva
tive is, in vulgar parlance, an old fogy ; a
retired worthy, however eminent, is a
“ fossil ; ” precocity in manner, mind,
and aspect, is encouraged ; the mature
and complete, the finished and the
formed, are exceptional; crudity and
pretension are in the ascendant.
One of my most cherished puiposes,
as you know, was to utilize my studies
as a publicist, and my experience as a
republican philosopher, through the
press of this free land. In this design
I have met with signal discouragement.
While a few men, who have thought
fully investigated the most imminent
problems in modern political and social
life, have listened to my views with the
most sympathetic attention, and have
recognized the importance of the facts
of the past which I have so long labor
ed to bring forward as practical illus
trations of the present—those who con
trol the press of these States, by virtue
of proprietorship, avoid all but imme
diate topics of public interest, declaring
their exclusive discussion essential to
the prosperity of their vocation, and
failing to appreciate both historic par
allels and philosophic comments. I
have been surprised to note how soon
even men of academic culture yield to
the vulgar standard of the immediate,
and ignore the vast inspiration of hu
manity and truth as developed in the
career of the race and the salient facts
of historic civilization. Nor is this all.
With few exceptions, popular journal
ism and speech here is based upon the
sensational element — not upon senti
ment or reflection. It is difficult to se
cure attention, except through a bizarre
style or melodramatic incident ; the
grotesque forms of American humor,
seeking, by violation of orthography or
ingenious slang, to catch the eye of
readers or the ear of audiences, indicate
the extremes to which these sensational
experiments are carried. Nothing makes
a newspaper sell like prurient details of
crime, audacious personal attacks, or ex
travagant inventions. A calm, thought
ful discussion, however wise, original,
and sincere, gains comparatively little
[July,
sympathy; a profound criticism, a forci
ble but finished essay, an individual,
earnest, and graceful utterance of the
choicest experience, or the most charac
teristic feeling, seem to be lost in the
noisy material atmosphere of life in Ame
rica. I find the best thinkers, the most
loyal students, the most aspiring and ge
nial minds, singularly isolated. I have
come upon them accidentally, not in what
is called society; I have marvelled to
perceive how little they are known, even
to familiar acquaintances; for there is no
esprit du corps in letters or philosophy
here ; few have the leisure to do justice
to what is most auspicious in their fel
lows ; few take a hearty interest in the
intellectual efforts or idiosyncrasies of
their best endowed comrades; each
seems bent seemingly on personal ob
jects ; there is no “ division of the
records of the mind; ” people are too
busy, too self-absorbed to sympathize
with what is highest and most indi
vidual in character ; all my most intelli
gent and, I may say, most agreeable
friends complain of this isolation. It
may sometimes strengthen, but it more
frequently narrows and chills. A sin
gular and most unpropitious selfishness
belongs to many of the cleverest men
and women I have met in America; au
thorship and art seem often merce
nary or egotistic, instead of soulful pur
suits; they seem to divide instead of
fusing society; on the one hand are the
fashionable and the wealthy, many of
them pleasant and charitable, but un
aspiring and material; on the other,
poor scholars, professors, litterateurs—
too many of the latter Bohemians; and,
although these two classes sometimes
come together, it is usually in a conven
tional way—without any real sympathy
or disinterested recognition.
But it is not merely in the negative
defect of repudiating the calm, finished,
and considerate discussion of vital sub
jects or aesthetic principles, that the
American press and current literature
disappoint me; the abuses of journal
ism are flagrant. I have been disgust
ed, beyond expression, at the vulgarity
of its tone and the recklessness of its
�1870.]
A Disenchanted Republican.
slanders. During my brief sojourn I
have read the most infamous charges
and the most scurrilous tirades against
the most irreproachable and eminent
citizens, from the Chief Magistrate to
the modest litterateur ; and, when I have
wondered at the apathy exhibited, I
have been answered by a shrug or a
laugh. The fact is, there is no redress
for these vile abuses but resort to per
sonal violence; the law of libel is prac
tically a nullity, so expensive is the pro
cess and uncertain the result; an elect
ive judiciary—one of the most fatal
changes in the constitution of the state
—has created a class of corrupt judges.
To expect justice in cases of slander, is
vain. Unfortunately, there is not a suf
ficient social organization to apply suc
cessfully the punishment of ostracism;
and a set of improvident, irresponsible
writers are usually employed to do the
blackguardism ; so that, with a few no
ble exceptions, the press here is venal
and vulgar, utterly reckless, and the
organ, not of average intelligence, but
of the lowest arts.
The first time I dined out in New
York was at the house of a very weal
thy citizen, identified with fashionable
society. The dinner was luxurious, and
■every thing thereat, from the plate and
porcelain to the furniture and toilettes,
indicated enormous means. My neigh
bor at table was a chatty, elegantly
dressed young man, to whom I had
been formally presented by my host.
Our conversation turned upon invest
ments, and my companion seemed fa( miiiar with all the stocks in the mar
ket, and spoke so highly of the pros
pects of one, that I accepted his invita
tion to call at his office the next day
and examine the details of the scheme.
These were given me in writing, with
the names of the board of directors,
among which I recognized several before
suggested to me as those of gentlemen
of probity and position. I accordingly
invested; and discovered, a few weeks
later, that the representations made to
me were false; that the stock was
worthless, and that the so-called “ Com
pany,” consisting of half-a-dozen per
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sons, among whom my adviser was one,
had pocketed the amount advanced by
those who, like myself, had been de
luded by the fallacious programme and
its respectable endorsement. Fraud
may be practised in any country; but
here the swindler was encountered in
what is called good society ; and when
I complained to his “ directors,” they
declared they had allowed their names
to be used inadvertently, and that they
knew nothing of the matter. I insti
tuted a suit, but failed to obtain a ver
dict.
My first morning’s walk down a fash
ionable avenue was interrupted by a
shout and sign of alarm from the oppo
site side of the street. *1 had just time
to rush up a flight of steps and ensconce
myself in a friendly doorway, when by
ran a mad ox, and gored a laborer be
fore my sickened sight; nor was he
captured until he had carried dismay
and destraction for two miles through
the heart of this populous city ! This
rabid beast had escaped from a drove
waiting to be slaughtered in the sub
urbs. Such occurrences are not uncom
mon here, and, apparently, make little
impression and induce little effort for
reform.
The municipal magnates levied a tax
of three hundred dollars on one of my
friends, resident of a street they intend
ed to re-pave. Now it so happened
that the pavement of this street was in
excellent order; I could see no reason
for the expense and inconvenience pro
posed. Upon inquiry I learned that an
asphaltum was to be substituted for the
stone-pavement. Going around among
my neighbors, with a petition against
this useless, costly, and annoying pro
ceeding, my friend found that every
resident of the street agreed with us in
condemning the project. Moreover, we
ascertained from the contractor that he
offered to do the job for two dollars the
square yard, but had been advised to
charge four, the balance going into the
pockets of the officials. In spite of the
expressed wishes of those chiefly inter
ested, in spite of this flagrant swindle,
our excellent pavement was torn up;
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for weeks no vehicle could approach
our doors; boiling tar and heaps of
gravel and knots of laborers made the
whole thoroughfare a nuisance, for
which each victim, whose dwelling bor
dered the way, had to pay three hun
dred dollars; and now that the rubbish
is cleared away, the composite pave
ment laid, and the street open, owing
to the bad quality, the unscientific
preparation of the asphaltum, it is a
mass of black clinging mud, which,
after a rain, is a pitchy morass, and in
dry weather a floating atmosphere of
pulverized dirt and tar. The newspa
pers call it a poultice.
The universal law of vicissitude
finds here the most signal illustration.
Change is not only frequent, but rapid;
not only comparative, but absolute. I
came back to this city last autumn,
after three months’ sojourn at the sea
side, to find a new rector in the church
I attend ; a new cAefin the journal for
which I write; my favorite domestic
nook for a leisure evening, the abode
of intelligent and cordial hospitality, in
the process of demolition, to give place
to a block of stores; my club a scene
of disorder, on account of repairs ; my
broker a bankrupt; my belle a bride;
my tailor, doctor, deutist, and laundress
removed “up-town”—every body and
every thing I had become familiar with
and attached to changed, either locally
or intrinsically; and life, as it were, to
begin anew. It makes a head, with a
large organ of adhesiveness, whirl and
ache to thus perpetually forego the ac
customed.
I experienced, on first landing, a sen
sation, as it were, of this precarious
tenure. Scarcely had the exhilaration
felt on. entering the beautiful harbor
from a ten days’ sojourn on the “ mel
ancholy waste ” of ocean subsided, when,
as we drove up the dock and through
the mud and squalor of the river-side,
the commonplace style of edifice, and
the sight of temporary and unsubstan
tial architecture, depressed my spirits;
then the innumerable and glaring ad
vertisements of quack medicines on
every curb-stone and pile of bricks sug
[July,
gested a reckless, experimental habit—
which was confirmed by the careless
driving of vociferous urchins in butcher
carts or express-wagons. When we
emerged into Broadway, the throng, the
gilded signs, the cheerful rush, and
curious variety of faces and vehicles,
raised my spirits and quickened my ob
servation, while a walk in Fifth avenue
and through the Central Park, the next
day, which was Sunday, and the weath
er beautiful, impressed me cheerily with
the feeling of prosperous and progres
sive life.
Despite these characteristic features,
however, it is often difficult to realize
that I am in America, so many traits
and traces of Europe are visibly. The
other morning, for instance, while at the
pier, waiting to see a friend off in the
French steamer, knots of sailors, like
those we see at Havre and Brest, were
eating soup in the open air, and huck
sters tempting them to buy bead-bas
kets and pin-cushions for their “ sweet
hearts and wives ; ” the garb, the gab,
the odor of garlic, the figure of a priest
here and there, the very hats of some
of the passengers, made the scene like
one at a French quay. There are Ger
man beer-gardens, Italian restaurants,
journals in all the European languages,
tables d'hote, where they only are spo
ken ; churches, theatres, clubs, and co
teries, distinctly national and repre
sentative of the Old World.
Do not rashly infer that my political
principles have changed because of these
critical complaints. No; they are the
same, but my delight in them is chas
tened. I feel that they involve self-sac
rifice, even when triumphant democracy
entails duty, and that of a nature to in
terfere with private taste and individual
enjoyment. Democracy, my friend, is
no pastime, but a peril. Republican
institutions demand the surrender of
much that is pleasant in personal life,
and include responsibilities so grave,
that gayety is quelled and care inaugu
rated—just as the man leaves behind
him, in quitting his father’s roof to
assert himself in the world, much of the
liberty and nurture which made life
�1870.]
Editorial Notes.
pleasant, in order to assume the serious
business of independent existence—ex
cellent as a discipline, noble as a des
tiny, but solemn as a law of action.
Disenchantment, my friend, does not
inevitably imply renunciation; on the
contrary, truth is often ushered in
through a delusive pursuit, as the his
tory of scientific discovery proves. The
moment we regard the equalizing pro
cess going on in the world, as a disci
pline and a destiny, and accept it as a
duty, we recognize what perhaps is,
after all, the practical aim and end
of Christianity—self-sacrifice, humanity,
“ good-will to men,” in place of self
109
hood. Thus imbued and inspired, the
welfare of the race becomes a great per
sonal interest; we are content to suffer
and forego for the advantage of our
fellow-creatures; we look upon life not
as the arena of private success, but of
beneficent cooperation ; and, instead of
complaining of privation and encroach
ment, learn to regard them as a legiti
mate element in the method and means
whereby the mass of men, so long con
demned to ignorance, want, and sordid
labor, are to be raised and reared into a
higher sphere, and harmonized by fellow
ship, freedom, and faith, into a complete
and auspicious development.
EDITORIAL NOTES.
-
BRET HARTE OKCE MORE.
Criticism is too often tame and timid
in its reception of contemporary genius,
because it is without hope; its distrust,
its close and prolonged acquaintance
with mediocrity and pretension, consti
tutes its mental habit, and it is with
difficulty that it drops its patronizing
tone and ceases its frigid comment.
But Bret Harte’s stories mean so much ;
they are so terse, simple, searching, and
unpretentious; they present the most
difficult, novel, and bold situations with
so much conciseness of expression, so
much neatness and force; they take up
and drop the subject with so sure a
sense of dramatic fitness, that the usual
reserve and the common tone of criti* cism before them is priggish and insuf
ferable.
It is not enough to say of them: This
is good work. Something fervid and
emphatic is called for. We must say:
This is the work of a man of genius.
It is something unforeseen ; it is some
thing so natural and actual, so profound
in its significance, so moving in its de
velopment, that you must glow with
the generous emotions which it excites,
and respond to it as to the influences
of nature, and as when heart answereth
to heart in the actual intercourse of liv
ing men and women.
Just as we were all saying to each
other, How much we need a story-writer
who shall treat our American life in an
artistic form, satisfying to the most ex
acting sense of the highest literary
merit—just as we were deploring that
Irving, and Hawthorne, and Poe, men
of another generation, who were retro
spective, and not on a level with the
present hour, were the only men of fine
talent among our story-writers—Francis
Bret Harte, in the newest and remotest
part of our land, gives us an expres
sion of its early, rude, and lawless life,
at once unexpected and potent, and
which shames our distrust of the genius
of our race in its new home. It is an
expression so honest, so free from cant,
so exactly corresponding with its sub
ject, so unsqueamish and hearty, so
manly, that it is to be accepted like a
bit of nature. His stories are like so
many convincing facts; they need no
argument; they lodge themselves in
our minds, and germinate like living
things.
We are struck by the varied powei
which he exhibits, and the diverse emo
tions which he touches, in such narrow
dramatic limits. Within the little frame
of a sketch he is terse, graphic, vivid;
his humor and pathos are irresistible;
his sentiment delicate and true; his
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poetry magical and suggestive; his feel
ing of out-of-door life constant and de
lightful. His use of the minor key of
nature, as a contrast to the soiled and
troubled lives of his men and women,
is comparable to the accidental influ
ences which touch and soothe an un
happy man when his attention is caught
by sunlight in wood-paths, or by the
sound of the wind in trees, or by any
of the silencing and flood-like influ
ences that sweep over us when we are
open to the beautiful, the unnamable,
and mysterious.
Bret Harte’s genius is not unlike Rem
brandt’s, so far as it is a matter of art.
Take Miggles—Miggles telling her story
at the feet of the paralytic Jim—take
the description of his old face, with its
solemn eyes; take the alternate gloom
and light that hides or illuminates the
group in Miggles’ cabin; and then con
sider the gleam and grace with which
the portrait of that racy and heroic boy
woman is placed before you. Does it
not touch your sense of the picturesque
as, and is it not unexpected, and start
ling, and admirable, like a sketch by
Rembrandt ? But for the pathos, but
for the “ tears that rise in the heart and
gather to the eyes,” where shall we find
any homely art to be compared with
that ? Beauty in painting or sculpture
may so touch a man. It did so touch
Heine, at the feet of the Venus of Milo.
It may be pathetic to us, as in Da Vinci’s
wonderful heads. But no great plastic
artist, no mere pictorial talent, is potent
over the sources of our tears, as is the
unheralded story-writer from the West
ern shores. In this he employs a means
beyond the reach of Holbein or Hogarth.
We liken Bret Harte to Rembrandt,
rather than to Hogarth or to Holbein—
men of great and sincere genius, and
therefore having an equally great and
sincere trust in actual life—because of
his magic touch, his certainty and sud
denness of expression; his perfect trust
in his subject; because he deals with
the actual in its widest and commonest
aspects, without infecting us with the
dulness of the prosaic; because he is
never formal, never trite; and because
[July,
—unlike Hogarth—he does not consider
the vicious, the unfortunate, the weak,
so as to “ put up the keerds on a chap
from the start.”
He makes us feel our kinship with
the outcast; he draws us by our very
hearts towards the feeble and reckless,
and by a certain something—the felt
inexplicableness of the difference and
yet the equality of men—forbids us to
execrate the sinner as we do the sin.
One may say of him, as of Rembrandt,
that he sees Christ not in the noble and
consecrated, certainly not only in a type
hallowed by centuries of human admi
ration ; but he reveals a Saviour and
friend in the forlorn, in the despised, in
the outcast.
' Will the reader accuse us of extrava
gance, if we say we cannot understand
how a man can read these stories, and
not believe in immortality and in God ?They touch one so profoundly; they ex
alt one’s sense of the redemptive spirit
that may live in a man, and they make
one so humble ! They hush the Phari
see and the materialist who lives so
comfortably under his white shirt-front,
in clean linen, under immaculate con
ditions of self-righteousness. We com
pare Bret Harte to the greatest name in
modern art—Rembrandt—rather than
to Hogarth, because there is no bru
tality, no censure, no made-up mind for
or against his subjects, as in Hogarth.
Rembrandt’s poetry, his honest recep
tion of his subject—all this is in Bret
Harte; but also a grace unknown to
the great Flemish master.
Some have questioned the service he
has done our poor human nature in its
most despised forms, and some have
censured him for not adopting the
Hogarthian method. But it seems to
us his instinct has been his best guide ;
that his morality, his lesson to us, is as
superior to Hogarth’s gross and mate
rial one, as the Sermon on the Mount is
superior to the prayer of the Phari
see.
“ Miggles,” “ Tennessee’s Partner,”
and “ Stumpy,” and “Mother Shipton”
—what significance, what life in these 1
—what “thoughts beyond the reaches
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28 Stonecutter Street, E.O.
1890.
�INTRODUCTION.
The following oration by Colonel Ingersoll was
delivered in the Horticultural Hall, New York, on
October 21, 1890. Although the object of the meeting
was to raise a testimonial for Walt Whitman in his old
age, several halls had been refused, the proprietors and
lessees being too bigoted to allow the greatest orator in
the United States to enter their doors.
Walt Whatman sat in an easy wheeled chair on the
platform. Before the crowded assembly broke up he
spoke the following characteristic words :—
“ Only a word, my friends, only a word. After all,
the main factor, my friends, is in meeting, being face
to face and meeting like this. I thought I would like
to come forward with my living voice and thank you
for coming and thank Robert Ingersoll for speaking,
and that is about all. With such brief thanks to you
and him and showing myself to bear testimony—I
think that is the Quaker term—face to face, I bid you
all hail and farewell.”
�AN ORATION ON WALT WHITMAN.
I.
In the year 1855 the American people knew but little
of books. Their ideals, their models, were English.
Young and Pollok, Addison and Watts were regarded
as great poets. Some of the more reckless read Thom
son’ s Seasons and the poems and novels of Sir Walter
Scott. A few, not quite orthodox, delighted in the
mechanical monotony of Pope, and the really wicked
__those lost to all religious shame—were worshippers
of Shakespeare. The really orthodox Protestant, un
troubled by doubts, considered Milton the greatest poet
of them all. Byron and Shelley were hardly respect
able—not to be read by young persons. It was admitted
on all hands that Burns was a child of nature of whom
his mother was ashamed and proud.
In the blessed year aforesaid, candor, free and sincere
speech, were under the ban. Creeds at that time were
entrenched behind statutes, prejudice, custom, ignor
ance, stupidity, Puritanism and slavery ; that is to say,
slavery of mind and body.
Of course it always has been, and for ever, will be,
impossible for slavery, or any kind or form of injustice,
to produce a great poet. There are hundreds of verse
makers and writers on the side of wrong—enemies of
progress—-but they are not poets, they are not men of
genius.
,.
At this time a young man—he to whom tins testi
monial is given—he upon whose head have fallen the
snows of more than seventy winters—this man, born
within the sound of the sea, gave to the world a book,
Leaves of Grass. This book was, and is, the true
transcript of a soul. The man is unmasked. No
drapery of hypocrisy, no pretence, no fear. The book
was as original in form as in thought. All customs
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were forgotten or disregarded, all rules broken—nothing
mechanical—no imitation—spontaneous, running and
winding like a river, multitudinous in its thoughts as
the waves of the sea—nothing mathematical or
measured. In everything a touch of chaos—lacking
what is called form as clouds lack form, but not lacking
the splendor of sunrise or the glory of sunset. It was
a marvellous collection and aggregation of fragments,
hints, suggestions, memories and prophecies, weeds and
flowers, clouds and clods, sights and sounds, emotions
and passions, waves, shadows and constellations.
His book was received by many with disdain, with
horror, with indignation and protest—by the few as a
marvellous, almost miraculous, message to the world—
full of thought, philosophy, poetry and music.
In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.
A great soul appears and fills the world with new and
marvellous harmonies. In his words is the old Pro
methean flame. The heart of nature beats and throbs
in his line. The respectable prudes and pedagogues
sound the alarm, and cry, or rather screech : “ Is this a
book for a young person ?”
A poem true to life as a Greek statue—candid as
nature—fills these barren souls with fear.
Drapery about the perfect was suggested by im
modesty.
The provincial prudes, and others of like mould,
pretend that love is a duty rather than a passion—a
kind of self-denial—not an overmastering joy. They
preach the gospel of pretence and pantalettes. In the
presence of sincerity, of truth, they cast down their
eyes and endeavor to feel immodest. To them the most
beautiful thing is hypocrisy adorned with a blush. .
They have no idea of an honest, pure passion,
glorying in its strength—intense, intoxicated with the
beautiful—giving even to inanimate things pulse and
motion, and that transfigures, ennobles and idealises
the object of its adoration.
They do not walk the streets of the city of life—
they explore the sewers ; they stand in the gutters and
cry “ Unclean !” They pretend that beauty is a snare ;
that love is a Delilah ; that the highway of joy is the
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broad road, lined with flowers and filled with perfume,
leading to the city of eternal sorrow.
Since the year 1855 the American people have de
veloped ; they are somewhat acquainted with the litera
ture of the world. They have witnessed the most
tremendous of revolutions, not only upon the fields of
battle, but in the world of thought. The American
citizen has concluded that it is hardly worth while
being a sovereign unless he has the right to think for
himself.
And now, from this height, with the vantage-ground
of to-day, I propose to examine this book and to state,
in a general way, what Walt Whitman has done, what
he has accomplished, and the place he has won in the
world of thought.
II.
THE RELIGION OF THE BODY.
Walt Whitman stood, when he published his book,
where all stand to-night—on the perpetually moving
line where history ends and prophecy begins. He was
full of life to the very tips of his fingers—brave, eager,
candid, joyous with health. He was acquainted with
the past. He knew something of song and story, of
philosophy and art—much of the heroic dead, of brave
suffering, of the thoughts of men, the habits of the
peOple_rich as well as poor—familiar with labor, a
friend of wind and wave, touched by love and friend
ship—liking the open road, enjoying the fields and
paths, the crags—friend of the forest—feeling that he
was free—neither master nor slave—willing that all
should know his thoughts—open as the sky, candid as
nature—and he gave his thoughts, his dreams, his con
clusions, his hopes, and his mental portrait to his
fellow-men.
Walt Whitman announced the gospel of the body.
He confronted the people. He denied the depravity of
man. He insisted that love is not a crime ; that men
and women should be proudly natural; that they need
not grovel on the earth and cover their faces for shame.
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He taught the dignity and glory of the father and
mother ; the sacredness of maternity.
Maternity, tender and pure as the tear of pity, holy
as suffering—the crown, the flower, the ecstasy of love.
People had been taught from Bibles and from creeds
that maternity was a kind of crime ; that the woman
should be purified by some ceremony in some temple
built in honor of some god. This barbarism was
attacked in Leaves of Grass.
The glory of simple life was sung ; a declaration of
independence was made for each and all.
And yet this appeal to manhood and to womanhood
was misunderstood. It was denounced simply because
it was in harmony with the great trend of nature. To
me, the most obscene word in our language is celibacy.
It was not the fashion for people to speak or write
their thoughts. We were flooded with the literature
of hypocrisy. The writers did not faithfully describe
the worlds in which they lived. They endeavored to
make a fashionable world. They pretended that the
cottage or the hut in which they dwelt was a palace,
and they called the little area in which they threw
their slops their domain, their realm, their empire.
They were ashamed of the real, of what their world
actually was. They imitated ; that is to say, they
told lies, and these lies filled the literature of most
lands.
Walt Whitman defended the sacredness of love, the
purity of passion—the passion that builds every home
and fills the world with art and song.
They cried out: “ He is a defender of passion—
he is a libertine ! He lives in the mire. He lacks
spirituality !”
Whoever differs with the multitude, especially with
a led multitude—that is to say, with a multitude of
taggers—will find out from their leaders that he has
committed an unpardonable sin. It is a crime to
travel a road of your own, especially if you put up
guide-boards for the information of others.
Many centuries ago Epicurus, the greatest man of
his century, and of many centuries before and after,
said : “ Happiness is the only good : happiness is the
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supreme end.” This man was temperate, frugal,
generous, noble—and yet through all these years he
has been denounced by the hypocrites of the world as
a mere eater and drinker.
It was said that Whitman had exaggerated the
importance of love—that he had made too much of
this passion. Let me say that no poet—not excepting
Shakespeare—has had imagination enough to exagge
rate the importance of human love—a passion that
contains all heights and all depths—ample as space,
with a sky in which glitter all constellations, and that
has within it all storms, all lightnings, all wrecks and
ruins, all griefs, all sorrows, all shadows, and all the
joy and sunshine of which the heart and brain are
capable.
No writer must be measured by a word or line or
paragraph. He is to be measured by his work—by
the tendency, not of one line, but by the tendency
of all.
Which way does the great stream tend ? Is it for
good or evil ? Are the motives high and noble, or low
and infamous ?
We cannot measure Shakespeare by a few lines,
neither can we measure the Bible by a few chapters,
nor Leaves of Grass by a few paragraphs. In each
there are many things that I neither approve nor
believe—but in all books you will find a mingling of
wisdom and foolishness, of prophecies and mistakes—
in other words, among the excellencies there will be
defects. The mine is not all gold, or all silver, or all
diamonds—there are baser metals. The trees of the
forest are not all of one size. On some of the highest
there are dead and useless limbs, and and there may
be growing beneath the bushes, weeds, and now and
then a poisonous vine.
If I were to edit the great books of the world, I
might leave out some lines and I might leave out the
best. I have no right to make of my brain a sieve and
say that only that which passes through belongs
to the rest of the human race. I claim the right to
choose. I give that right to all.
Walt Whitman had the courage to express his
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thought—the candor to tell the truth. And here let
me say it gives me joy—a kind of perfect satisfaction
—to look above the bigoted bats, the satisfied owls and
wrens and chickadees, and see the great eagle poised,
circling higher and higher, unconscious of their exist
ence. And it gives me joy, a kind of perfect satisfaction,
to look above the petty passions and jealousies of small
and respectable people—above the considerations of
place and power and reputation, and see a brave,
intrepid man.
It must be remembered that the American people
had separated from the Old World—that we had
declared not only the independence of colonies, but
the independence of the individual. We had done
more—we had declared that the State could no longer
be ruled by the Church, and that the Church could not
be ruled by the State, and that the individual could
not be ruled by the Church. These declarations were
in danger of being forgotten. We needed a new voice,
sonorous, loud, and clear, a new poet for America for
the new epoch, somebody to chant the morning song
of the new day.
The great man who gives a true transcript of his
mind, fascinates and instructs. Most writers suppress
individuality. They wish to please the public. They
flatter the stupid and pander to the prejudice of their
readers. They write for the market—making books
as other mechanics make shoes. They have no
message—they bear no torch—they are simply the
slaves of customers. The books they manufacture are
handled by “ the trade ” ; they are regarded as harmless.
The pulpit does not object ; the young person can read
the monotonous pages without a blush—or a thought.
On the title-pages of these books you will find the im
print of the great publishers—on the rest of the pages,
nothing. These books might be prescribed for insomnia.
III.
Men of talent, men of business, touch life upon few
sides. They travel but the beaten path. The creative
spirit is not in them. They regard with suspicion a
poet who touches life on every side. They have little
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confidence in that divine thing called sympathy, and
they do not and cannot understand the man who enters
into the hopes, the aims, and the feelings of all others.
In all genius there is the touch of chaos—a little of
the vagabond ; and the successful tradesman, the man
who buys and sells, or manages a bank, does not care
to deal with a person who has only poems for collaterals
—they have a little fear of such people, and _ regard
them as the awkward country man does a sleight-ofhand performer.
In every age in which books have been produced the
governing class, the respectable, have been opposed to
the works of real genius. If what are known as. the
best people could have their way, if the pulpit had been
consulted—the provincial moralists — the works . of
Shakespeare would have been suppressed. Not a line
would have reached our time. And the same may be
said of every dramatist of his age.
If the Scotch Kirk could have decided, nothing
would have been known of Robert Burns. If the good
people, the orthodox, could have had their say, not one
line of Voltaire would now be known. All the plates
of the French Encyclopedia would have been destroyed
with the thousands that were destroyed. Nothing
would have been known of D’Alembert, Grimm,
Diderot, or any of the Titans who warred against the
thrones and altars and laid the foundation of modern
literature not only, but what is of far greater moment,
universal education.
It is not too much to say that every book now held
in high esteem would have been destroyed, if those in
authority could have had their will. Every book of
modern times, that has a real value, that has enlarged
the intellectual horizon of mankind, that has de
veloped the brain, that has furnished real food for
thought, can be found in the Index Expurgatorius of
the Papacy, and nearly every one has been commended
to the free minds of men by the denunciations of
Protestants.
If the guardians of society, the protectors of “ young
persons,” could have had their way, we should have
known nothing of Byron or Shelley. The voices that
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thrill the world would now be silent. If authority
could have had its way, the world would have been as
ignorant now as it was when our ancestors lived in
holes or hung from dead limbs by their prehensile
tails.
But we are not forced to go very far back. If Shake
speare had been published for the first time now, those
divine plays, greater than continents and seas, greater
even than the constellations of the midnight sky—
would be excluded from the mails by the decision of
the present enlightened postmaster-general.
The poets have always lived in an ideal world, and
that ideal world has always been far better than the
real world. As a consequence, they have forever
roused, not simply the imagination, but the energies—
the enthusiasm of the human race.
The great poets have been on the side of the oppressed
—of the downtrodden. They have suffered with the
imprisoned and the enslaved, and whenever and
wherever man has suffered for the right, wherever the
hero has been stricken down—whether on field or
scaffold—some man of genius has walked by his side,
and some poet has given form and expression, not
simply to his deeds, but to his aspirations.
From the Greek and Roman world we still hear the
voices of a few. The poets, the philosophers, the artists,
and the orators still speak. Countless millions have
been covered by the waves of oblivion, but the few
who uttered the elemental truths, who had sympathy
for the whole human race, and who were great enough
to prophesy a grander day, are as alive to-night as
when they roused, by their bodily presence, by their
living voices, by their works of art, the enthusiasm of
their fellow men.
Think of the respectable people, of the men of wealth
and position, those who dwelt in mansions, children of
success, who went down to the grave voiceless, and
whose names we do not know. Think of the vast
multitudes, the endless processions, that entered the
caverns of eternal light—leaving no thought—no truth
as a legacy to mankind !
The great poets have| sympathised; with the people.
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They have uttered in all ages the human cry. Un
bought by gold, unawed by power, they have lifted
high the torch that illuminates the world'.
IV.
Walt Whitman is in the highest sense a believer in
democracy. He knows that there is but one excuse
for government—the preservation of liberty ; to the
end that man may be happy. He knows that there is
but one excuse for any institution, secular and religious
—the preservation of liberty ; and there is but one ex
cuse for schools, for universal education, for the ascer
tainment of facts, namely, the preservation of liberty.
He resents the arrogance and cruelty of power. He
has sworn never to be tyrant or slave. He has solemnly
declared :
I speak the password primeval—I give the’sign of democracy.
By God! I will accept nothing which all cannot have their
counterpart of on the same terms.
This one declaration covers the entire ground. It is
a declaration of independence, and it is also a declara
tion of justice, that is to say, a declaration of the
independence of the individual, and a declaration that
all shall be free. The man who has this spirit can
truthfully say :
I have taken off my hat to nothing known or unknown,
I swear I am for those that have never been mastered.
There is in Whitman what he calls “ The boundless
impatience of restraint ”—together with that sense of
justice which compelled him to say “Neithera servant
nor a master, am I.”
He was wise enough to know that giving others the
same rights that he claims for himself could not harm
him, and he was great enough to say: “ As if it were
not indispensable to my own rights that others possess
the same.”
He felt as all should feel, that the liberty of no man
is safe unless the liberty of each is safe.
There is in our country a little of the old servile spirit
a little of the bowing and cringing to others. Many
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Americans do not understand that the officers of the
government are simply the servants of the people.
Nothing is so demoralising as the worship of place.
Whitman has reminded the people of this countay that
they are supreme, and he has said to them :
The President is there in the White House for you—it is not
you who are here for him.
The Secretaries act in their bureaus for you—not you here for
them.
All doctrines, all politics and civilisation exurge from you.
All sculpture and monuments and anything inscribed any
where are tallied in you.
He describes the ideal American citizen—the one
Who says, indifferently and alike, “ How are you friend?” to
the President at his levee.
And he says, “ Good day, my brother,” to the slave that hoes
in the sugar field.
Long ago, when the politicians were wrong, when the
judges were subservient, when the pulpit was coward,
Walt Whitman shouted:
Man shall not hold property in man.
The least developed person on earth is just as important and
to himself or herself as the most developed person is to
himself or herself.
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This is the very soul of true democracy.
Beauty is not all there is of poetry. It must contain
the truth. It is not simply an oak, rude and grand,
neither is it simply a vine. It is both. Around the oak
of truth runs the vine of beauty.
Walt Whitman utters the elemental truths and is the
poet of democracy. He is also the poet of individuality.
V.
INDIVIDUALITY.
In order to protect the liberties of a nation, we must
protect the individual. A democracy is a nation of
free individuals. The individuals are not to be sacri
ficed to the nation. The nation exists only for the pur
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pose of guarding and protecting the individuality of
men and women. Walt Whitman has told us that :
» The whole theory of the universe is directed to one
single individual—namely to you.”
And he has also told us that the greatest city—the
greatest nation—is “ where the citizen is the head and
the ideal.”
And that
The greatest city is that which has the greatest man. or
woman.
...
. .
If it be but a few ragged huts, it is still the greatest city m
the whole world.
By this test, maybe the greatest city on the continent
to-night is Camden.
This poet has asked of us this question :
What do you suppose will satisfy the soul, except to walk free
and own no superior ?
The man who asks this question has leftyio impress
of his lips in the dust, and has no dirt upon his knees.
He carries the idea of individuality to its utmost
height:
What do you suppose I have intimated to you in a hundred
ways
But that man or woman is as good as God ?
And that there is no God any more divine than yourself ?
Glorying in individuality, in the freedom of the
soul, he cries out:
Oh, the joy of suffering !
To struggle against great odds ;
To meet enemies undaunted ;
To be entirely alone with them—to find out how much I can
stand;
To look strife, torture, prison, popular odium, death, face to
face;
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To mount the scaffold—to advance to the muzzle of guns with
perfect nonchalance—
To be indeed a god.
Walt Whitman is willing to stand alone.
sufficient unto himself, and he says :
He is
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Henceforth I ask not good fortune—I am good fortune.
Strong and content I travel the open road.
I am one of those who look carelessly into faces of
Presidents and Governors as to say, “ Who are you P”
And not only this, but he has the courage to say,
“ Nothing—not God—is greater to one than oneself.’’’
Walt Whitman is the poet of Individuality, the defender
of the rights of each for the sake of all—and his
sympathies are as wide as the world. He is the
defender of the whole race.
VI.
HUMANITY.
The great poet is intensely human—infinitely sym
pathetic-entering into the joys and griefs of others,
bearing their burdens, knowing their sorrows. Brain
without heart is not much; they must act together.
When the respectable people of the North, the rich, the
successful, were willing to carry out the Fugitive
Slave Law, Walt Whitman said :
I am the wounded slave—I wince at the bite of the dogs.
Hell and despair are upon me—“ Crack,” and again “ crack ”
the marksmen;
’
I clutch the rails of the fence—my blood drips, thinned with
the ooze of my skin ;
I fall on the weeds and stones;
The riders spur their unwilling horses—haul close ;
Taunt my dizzy ears and beat me with the butts of their
whips.
Agonies are one of my changes of garment.
I do not ask the wounded person how he feels. I, myself,
become the wounded person.
’
I see myself in prison shaped like another man ;
And feel the dull unintermitted pain.
For me the keepers of convicts shoulder their carbines and
keep watch.
It is I, let out in the morning and barred at night
Not a prisoner walks handcuffed to the jail but I am hand
cuffed to him and walk by his side.
Judge not as the judge judges, but as the sun falling upon
a helpless thing.
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Of the very worst he had the infinite tenderness to
say : “ Not until the sun excludes you will I exclude
In this age of greed, when houses and lands, and
stocks and bonds, outrank human life ; when gold is
more of value than blood, these words should be read
by all :
When, the psalm sings, instead of the singer;
When the script preaches, instead of the preacher;
When the pulpit descends and goes, instead of the carver
that carved the supporting desk;
When I can touch the body of books, by night or by day, and
when they touch my body back again;
When the holy vessels, or the bits of Eucharist, or lath and
plast procreate as effectually as the young silversmiths
or bakers or the masons in their overalls;
When the university convinces like a slumbering woman and
child convince;
When the minted gold in the vault smiles like the night
watchman’s daughter;
When warranty deeds loaf in chairs opposite, and are my
friendly companions;
I intend to reach them my hand and make as much of them
as I do of men and women like you!
VII.
The poet is also a painter, a sculptor—he, too, deals
in form and color. The great poet is of necessity a
great artist. With a few words he creates pictures,
filling his canvas with living men and women—with
those who feel and speak. Have you ever read the
account of the stage driver’s funeral ? Let me. read it:
Cold dash of waves at the ferry wharf—posh of ice in the
river—half-frozen mud in the street—a gray discouraged sky
overhead—short-lasting daylight of twelfth month.
A hearse and stages—other vehicles give place—the funeral
of an old Broadway stage-driver—the cortege mostly drivers.
Steady the trot to the cemetery—duly rattles the deathbell—the gate is passed—the new-dug grave is hollowed out
—the living alight—the hearse uncloses.
The coffin is passed out—lowered and settled—the whip is
laid on the coffin—the earth is softly shoveled in.
The mound above is flattened with the spades.
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Silence : and among them no one moves or speaks.
It is done. He is decently laid away.
Is there anything more ?
He was a good fellow—free mouthed—quick tempered—
not bad looking—able to take his own part—witty—sensitive
to a slight—ready with life or death foi’ a friend—fond of
women—gambled—ate hearty—drank hearty—had known
what it was to be flush—grew low spirited toward the lastsickened—was helped by a contribution—died aged forty-one
years—and that was his funeral.
Let me read you another description—one of a
woman:
Behold a woman !
She looks out from her Quaker cap, her face is clear and.
more beautiful than the sky.
She sits in an arm-chair under the shaded porch of the
farm-house.
The sun just shines on her old, white head.
Her ample gown is of cream-hued linen.
Her grandsons raised the flax and her granddaughters spun,
it with the distaff and the wheel.
The melodious charactei’ of the earth.
The finished—beyond which philosophy cannot go and does
not wish to go.
The justified mother of men.
Would you hear of an old-time sea fight ?
Would you learn who won by the light of the moon and stars ?
List to the yarn as my grandmother’s father, the sailor, told
it to me :
Our foe was no skulk in his ship, I tell you, said he.
His was the surly English pluck, and there is no tougher or
truer, and never was and never will be.
Long the lower eve he came, horribly raking us.
We closed with him; the yards entangled, the cannon
touched.
My captain lashed fast with his own hands.
We had received some eighteen pound shots under the water,
and on our lower gun deck two large pieces had burst at
the first fire, killing all around and blowing up overhead.
Fighting at sundown; fighting at dark.
Ten o’clock at night; the full moon well up; our leaks on the
gain; five feet of water reported.
The master-at-arms loosing the prisoners confined in the hold
to give them a chance for themselves.
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The transit to and from the magazine is now stopped by the
sentinels.
They see so many strange faces they do not know whom to trust.
Our frigate takes fire.
The other asks if we demand quarter,
If our colors are struck and the fighting done.
Now I laugh content, for I hear the voice of my little Captain,
“ We have not struck,” he composedly cries, “ we have just
begun our part of the fighting.”
Only three guns in use.
One is directed by the Captain himself against the enemy’s
mainmast.
Two, well served with grape and canister, silences his mus
ketry and clears his decks.
The taps alone second the fire of his little battery, especially
the maintop.
They hold out bravely during the whole of the action,
Not a moment’s cease.
The leaks gain fast on the pumps, the fire eats toward the
powder magazine; one of the pumps has been shot
away; it is thought we are sinking.
Serene stands the little Captain,
He is not hurried; his voice neither high nor low.
His eyes give more light to us than our battle lanterns.
Toward twelve, there in the beams of the moon, they sur
render to us.
Stretched and still lies the midnight,
Two great hulks motionless on the breast of the darkness,
Our vessel riddled and slowly sinking, preparations to pass
to the one we have conquered.
The captain on the quarter-deck coolly giving his orders
through a countenance white as a sheet;
Near by, the corpse of the child that served in the cabin;
The dead face of an old salt, with long white hair and care
fully curled whiskers.
The flames, spite of all that can be done, flecked aloft and below,
The husky voices of the two officers yet fit for duty.
Formless stacks of bodies and bodies by themselves, dabs of
flesh upon the masts and spars;
Cut of cordage, tangle of rigging, slight shock of the sooth
of waves;
Black and impassive guns, litter of powder parcels, strong
scent.
A few large stars overhead, silent and mournful, shining;
delicate sniffs of sea breeze, smells of sedge grass and
fields by the shore; death messages given in charge to
survivors.
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The hiss of the surgeon’s knife, the gnawing teeth of his saw,
Wheeze, cluck, swash of falling blood, short, wild scream,
long, dull, tapering groan.
Some people say that this is not poetry—that it lacks
measure and rhyme.
VIII.
WHAT IS POETRY ?
The whole world is engaged in the invisible com
merce of thought. That is to say, in the exchange of
thoughts by words, symbols, sounds, colors and forms.
The motions of the silent, invisible world, where
feeling glows and thought flames—that contains all
seeds of action—are made known only by sounds and
colors, forms, objects, relations, uses and qualities—so
that the visible universe is a dictionary, an aggregation
of symbols, by which and through which is carried on
the invisible commerce of thought. Each object is
capable of many meanings, or of being used in many
ways to convey ideas or states of feeling or of facts
that take place in the world of the brain.
The greatest poet is the one who selects the best, the
most appropriate symbols to convey the best, the
highest, the sublimest thoughts. Each man occupies a
world of his own. He is the only citizen of his world.
He is subject and sovereign, and the best he can do is
to give the facts concerning the world in which he lives
to the citizens of other worlds. No two of these
worlds are alike. They are of all kinds, from the flat,
barren and uninteresting—from the small and shrivelled
and worthless—to those whose rivers and mountains
and seas and constellations belittle and cheapen the
visible world. The inhabitants of these marvellous
worlds have been the singers of songs, utterers of great
speech—the creators of art.
And here lies the difference between creators and
imitators : the creator tells what passes in his own
world—thé imitator does not. The imitator abdicates,
and by the fact of imitation falls upon his knees. He
is like one who, hearing a traveller talk, pretends to
others that he has travelled.
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In nearly all lands, the poet has been privileged—for the sake of beanty, they have allowed him to speak,
and for that reason he has told the story of the
oppressed, and has excited the indignation of honest
men and even the pity of tyrants. He, above all others,
has added to the intellectual beauty of the world. He
has been the true creator of language, and has left his
impress on mankind.
What I have said is not only true of poetry—it is
true of all speech. All are compelled to use the visible
world as a dictionary. Words have been invented and
are being invented—for the reason that new powers
are found in the old symbols, new qualities, relations,
uses, and meanings.
The growth of language is
necessary on account of the development of the human
mind. The savage needs but few symbols—the civil
ised many—the poet most of all.
The old idea was, however, that the poet must be a
rhymer. Before printing was known, it was said : the
rhyme assists the memory. That excuse no longer exists.
Is rhyme a necessary part of poetry ? In my judgment,
rhyme is a hindrance to expression. The rhymer is
compelled to wander from his subject—to say more or
less than hemeans—to introduce irrelevant matter that
interferes continually with the dramatic action and is a
perpetual obstruction to sincere utterance.
All poems, of necessity, must be short. The highly
and purely poetic is the sudden bursting into blossom
of a great and tender thought. The planting of the
seed, the growth, the bud and flower must be rapid.
The spring must be quick and warm—the soil perfect,
the sunshine and rain enough—everything should tend
to hasten, nothing to delay. In poetry, as in wit, the
crystallisation must be sudden.
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The greatest poems are rhythmical. While rhyme is
a hindrance, rhythm seems to be the comrade of
the poetic. Rhythm has a natural foundation. Under
emotion, the blood rises and falls, the muscles contract
and relax, and this action of the blood is as rhythmical
as the rise and fall of the sea. In the highest form of
expression, the thought should be in harmony with
this natural ebb and flow.
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The highest poetic truth is expressed in rhythmical
form. I have sometimes thought that an idea selects
its own words, chooses its own garments, and that
when the thought has possession, absolutely, of the
speaker or writer, he unconsciously allows the thought
to clothe itself.
The great poetry of the world keeps time with the
winds and the waves.
I do not mean by rhythm a recurring accent at
accurately measured intervals. Perfect time is the
death of music. There should always be room for
eager haste and delicious delay, and whatever change
there may be in the rhythm or time, the action itself
should suggest perfect freedom.
A word more about rhythm. I believe that certain
feelings and passions—joy, grief, emulation, revenge,
produce certain molecular movements in the brain—•
that every thought is accompanied by certain physical
phenomena. Now it may be that certain sounds, colors,
and forms produce the same molecular action in the
brain that accompanies certain feelings, and that these
sounds, colors, and forms produce first, the molecular
movements, and these in their turn reproduce the feel
ings in motions and states of mind capable of
producing the same or like molecular movements.
So that what we call heroic music, produces the
same molecular action in the brain — the same
physical changes — that are produced by the real
feeling of heroism ; that the sounds we call plaintive
produce the same molecular movement in the brain
that grief, or the twilight of grief, actually produces.
There may be a rhythmical molecular movement
belonging to each state of mind, that accompanies each
thought or passion, and it may be that music, or paint
ing, or sculpture, produces the same state of mind or
feeling that produces the music or painting or sculp
ture, by producing the same molecular movements.
All arts are born of the same spirit, and express like
thoughts in different ways—that is to say, they produce
like states of mind and feeling. The sculptor, the
painter, the composer, the poet, the orator, work to the
same end, with different materials. The painter
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expresses through form and color and relation ; the
sculptor through form and relation. The poet also
paints and chisels—his words give form, relation, and
color. His statues and his paintings do not crumble,
neither do they fade, nor will they as long as language
endures. The composer touches the passions, produces
the very states of feeling produced by the painter and'
sculptor, and poet and orator. In all these there must
be rhythm—that is to say, proportion—that is to say,
harmony, melody.
So that the greatest poet is the one who idealizes the
common, who gives new meanings to old symbols, who
transfigures the ordinary things of life. He must deal
with the hopes and fears, and with the experiences of
the people.
The poetic is not the exceptional. A perfect poem,
is like a perfect day. It has the undefinable charm of
naturalness and ease. It must not appear to be the
result of great labor. We feel, in spite of ourselves,
that man does best that which he does easiest.
The great poet is the instrumentality, not always of
his time, but of the best of his time, and he must be in.
unison and accord with the ideals of his race. The sublimer he is the simpler he is. The thoughts of the
people must be clad in the garments of feeling—the
words must be known, apt, familiar. The height must
be in the thought, in the sympathy.
In the olden time they used to have May day parties,
and the prettiest child was crowned Queen of May.
Imagine an old blacksmith and his wife looking at
their little daughter clad in white and crowned with
roses. They would wonder while they looked at her,
how they ever came to have so beautiful a child. It is
thus that the poet clothes the intellectual children or
ideals of the people. They must not be gemmed and
garlanded beyond the recognition of their parents. Out
from all the flowers and beauty must look the eyes of
the child they know.
We have grown tired of gods and goddesses in art.
Milton’s heavenly militia excites our laughter. Light
houses have driven sirens from the dangerous coasts.
We have found that we do not depend on the imagina
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tion for wonders—there are millions of miracles under
our feet.
Nothing can be more marvellous than the common
and every day facts of life. The phantoms have been
cast aside. Men and women are enough for men and
women. In their lives is all the tragedy and all the
comedy that they can comprehend.
The painter no longer crowds his canvas with the
■winged and impossible —he paints life as he sees it,
people as he knows them, and in whom he is interested.
“ The Angelus,” the perfection of pathos, is nothing
but two peasants bending their heads in thankfulness
as they hear the solemn sound of the distant* bell—two
peasants, who have nothing to be thankful for—nothing
but weariness and want, nothing but the crusts that
they soften with their tears—nothing. And yet as you
look at that picture you feel that they have something
besides to be thankful for—that they have life, love
and hope—and so th.e distant bell makes music in their
simple hearts.
IX.
The attitude of Whitman toward religion has not
been understood. Towards all forms of worship,
towards all creeds, he has maintained the attitude of
absolute fairness. He does not believe that nature has
given her last message to man. He does not believe
that all has been ascertained/ He denies that any
sect has written down the entire truth. He believes in
progress, and, so believing, he says :
We can consider bibles and religions divine. I do not say
they are not divine. I say they have all grown out of us and
may grow out of us still. It is not they who give the life.
It is you who give the life.
My thoughts are hymns of the praise of things ;
In the dispute on God and eternity I am silent.
Have you thought there could be but a single Supreme ?
There can be any number of Supremes. One does not
countervail another any more than one eyesight countervails
another.
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Upon the great questions, as to the great problems,
he feels only the serenity of a great and well-poised
soul.
No array of terms can. say how much I am at peace about
God and about death.
I hear and behold God in every object, not understanding
God, not in the least.
Nor do I understand who there can be more wonderful than
myself.
In the faces of men and women I see God, and in my face in
the glass.
I find letters from God dropped in the street and every one is
signed by God’s name.
The whole visible world is regarded by him as a
revelation, and so is the invisible world, and with this
feeling he writes :
Not objecting to special revelations—considering a curl of
smoke or a hair on the back of my hand just as curious
as any revelation.
The creeds do not satisfy, the old mythologies are
not enough ; they are too narrow at best, giving only
hints and suggestions ; and feeling this lack in that
which has been written and preached, Whitman says :
Magnifying and applying come I;
Outbidding at the start the old cautious hucksters ;
Taking myself the exact dimensions of Jehovah;
Lithographing Kronos, Zeus his son and Herkules his grand
son ;
Buying drafts of Osiris, Isis, Belus, Brahm, and Buddha;
In my portfolio placing Manito alone—Alah on a leaf—the
crucifix engraved
x
With Odin and the hideous face of Mexitli and every ido 1
and image—
Taking them all for what they are worth, and not a cent more.
Whitman keeps open house. He is intellectually
hospitable. He extends his hand to a new idea. He
does not accept a creed because it is wrinkled and old
and has a long white beard. He knows that hypocrisy
has a venerable look, and that it relies on looks and
masks— on stupidity—and fear. Neither does h e rej ect
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or accept the new because it is new. He wants the
truth, and so he welcomes all until he knows just who
and what they are.
PHILOSOPHY.
Walt Whitman is a philosopher.
The more a man has thought, the more he has studied,
the more he has travelled intellectually, the less certain
he is. Only the very ignorant are perfectly satisfied
that they know, To the common man the great
problems are easy, He has no trouble in accounting
for the universe. He can tell you the origin and
destiny of man and the why and the wherefore of
things. As a rule, he is a believer in special providence,
and is egoistic enough to suppose that everything that
happens in the universe happens in reference to him.
A colony of red ants lived at the foot of the Alps. It
happened one day, that an avalanche destroyed the
hill; and one of the ants was heard to remark : “ Who
could have taken so much trouble to destroy our
home ? ”
Walt Whitman walked by the side of the sea “ where
the fierce old mother endlessly cries for her castaways,”
and endeavoured to think out, to fathom the mystery
of being ? and he says :
I too, but signify, at the utmost, a little washed up drift,
A few sands and dead leaves gathered together—merging
myself as part of the sands and drift.
Aware, now, that amid all the blab whose echoes recoil upon
me, I have not once had the least idea of who or what I
am.
But that for all my insolent poems, the real me still stands
untouched, untold, altogether unreached,
Withdrawn afar, mocking me with mock congratulatory signs
and voices,
With peals of distant ironical laughter at every word I have
written or shall write,
Striking me with insults as I fall helpless on the sand.
I perceive I have not understood anything, not a single
object; and that no man ever can.
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There is in our language no profounder poem than
the one entitled “ Elemental Drifts.'’
The effort to find the origin of things has ever been,
and will forever be, fruitless. Those who endeavour
to find the secret of life resemble a man looking in the
mirror, who thinks that if he only could be quick
enough he could grasp the image that he sees behind
the glass.
The latest word of this poet upon this subject is as
follows :
(e To me this life with all its realities and functions
is finally a mystery, the real something yet to be
evolved, and the stamp and shape and life here some
how given an important, perhaps the main, outline to
something further. Somehow this hangs over every
thing else, and stands behind it, is inside of all facts,
and the concrete and material and the worldly affairs
of life and sense. That is the purport and meaning
behind all the other meanings, of Leaves of Grass’'
As a matter of fact the questions of origin and destiny
are beyond the grasp of the human mind. We can see
a certain distance ; beyond that everything is only
indistinct; and beyond the indistinct is the unseen.
In the presence of these mysteries—and everything is
a mystery so far as origin, destiny, and nature are con
cerned—the intelligent, honest man is compelled to say,
“ I do not know.”
In the great midnight a few truths like stars shine
on forever—and from the brain of man come a few
struggling gleams of light—a few momentary sparks.
Some have contended that everything is spirit;
others that everything is matter ; and again, others
who maintained that a part is matter and 9. part is
spirit; some that spirit was first and matter after;
others that matter was first and spirit after ; and others
that matter and spirit have existed together.
But none of these people can by any possibility tell
what matter is, or what spirit is, or what the difference
is between spirit and matter.
The materialists look upon the spiritualists as sub
stantially crazy ; and the spiritualists regard the
materialists as low and groveling. These spiritualistic
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people hold matter in contempt ; but, after all, matter
is quite a mystery. You take in your hand a little
earth—a little dust. Do you know what it is ? In
this dust you put a seed ; the rain falls upon it; the
light strikes it; the seed grows ; it bursts into blossom ;
it produces fruit.
What is this dust—this womb ? Do you understand
it? Is there anything in the wide universe more
wonderful than this ?
Take a grain of sand, reduce it to powder, take the
smallest possible particle, look at it with a microscope,
contemplate its every part for days, and it remains the
citadel of a secret—an impregnable fortress. Bring all
the theologians, philosophers, and scientists in serried
ranks against it; let them attack on every side with all
the arts and arms of thought and force. The citadel
does not fall. Over the battlements floats the flag and
the victorious secret smiles at the baffled hosts.
Walt Whitman did not and does not imagine that he
has reached the limit—the end of the road travelled by
the human race. He knows that every victory over
nature is but the preparation for another battle. This
truth was in his mind when he said : “ Understand me
well; it is provided in the essence of things, that from
any fruition of success, no matter what, shall come
forth something to make a greater struggle necessary.”
This is the generalisation of all history.
XI.
THE TWO POEMS.
There are two of these poems to which I have time
to call special attention. The first is entitled, “ A
Word Out of the Sea.”
The boy, coming out of the rocked cradle, wandering
over the sands and fields, up from the mystic play of
shadows, out of the patches of briers and blackberries
—from the memories of birds—from the thousand
responses of his heart—goes back to the sea and his
childhood, and sings a reminiscence.
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Two guests from Alabama—two birds—build their
nest, and there were four light green eggs, spotted with
brown, and the two birds sang for joy :
Shine, shine,
Pour down your warmth together, great sun!
While we bask, we two together.
Two together—<
Windsblow south, or winds blow north,
Day come white, or night come black,
Home, or rivers and mountains from home,
Singing all time, minding no time,
If we two but keep together.
In a little while one of the birds is missed and never
appeared again, and all through the summer the mate,
the solitary guest, was singing of the lost:
Blow, blow,
Blow up, sea winds, along Paumanok’s shore;
I wait and I wait till you blow my mate to me.
And the boy that night, blending himself with the
shadows, with bare feet, went down to the sea, where
the white arms out in the breakers were tirelessly
tossing ; listening to the songs and translating the
notes.
And the singing bird called loud and high for the
mate, wondering what the dusky spot was in the
brown and yellow, seeing the mate whichever way he
looked, piercing the woods and the earth with his song,
hoping that the mate might hear his cry ; stopping
that he might not lose her answer ; waiting and then
•crying again : “Here I am!” And this gentle call is
for you. Do not be deceived by the whistle of the
wind ; those are the shadows ; and at last crying :
0 past, 0 joy !
In the air, in the woods, over fields,
Loved! loved! loved !
Loved—but no more with me—
We two togethei* no more.
And then the boy, understanding the song that had
awakened in his breast a thousand songs clearer and
louder and more sorrowful than the bird’s, knowing
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that the cry of unsatisfied love would never again be
absent from him; thinking then of the destiny of all,
and asking of the sea the final word, and the sea
answering, delaying not and hurrying not, spoke the
low delicious word “ Death !” “ ever Death !”
The next poem, one that will live as long as our
language, entitled, “When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloomed,” is on the death of Lincoln.
The sweetest, wisest soul of all my days and lands.
. One who reads this will never forget the odor of the
lilac, “lustrous western star” and “the grey-brown
bird singing in the pines and cedars.”
In this poem the dramatic unities are perfectly pre
served, the atmosphere and climate in harmony with
every event.
Never will he forget the solemn journey of the coffin
through day and night, with the great cloud darkening
the land, nor the pomp of inlooped flags, the procession
long and winding, the flambeaus of night, the torches’
flames, the silent sea of faces, the unbared heads, the
thousand voices, rising strong and solemn, the dirges,
the shuddering organs, the tolling bells—and the sprig
of lilac.
And then for a moment they will hear the grey
brown bird singing in the cedars, bashful and tender,
while the lustrous star lingers in the West, and they
will remember the pictures hung on the chamber walls
to adorn the burial house—pictures of spring and
farms and homes and the grey smoke, lucid and
bright, and the floods of yellow gold—of the gorgeous
indolent sinking sun—the sweet herbage under foot—
the green leaves of the trees prolific—the breast of the
river with the wind-dapple here and there, and the
varied and ample land—and the most excellent sun so
calm and haughty—the violet and purple morn with
just felt breezes. The gentle, soft-born measureless
light—the miracle spreading, bathing all—the fulfilled
noon—the coming eve delicious and the welcome night
and the stars.
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And then again they will hear the song of the grey
brown bird in the limitless dusk amid the cedars and
pines. Again they will remember the star and again
the odor of the lilac.
But most of all, the song of the bird translated and
becoming the chant for death:
THE CHANT FOE DEATH.
Come lovely and soothing death,
Undulate ’round the world, serenely arriving, arriving,
In the day, in the night, to all, to each,
Sooner or later delicate death.
Praised be the fathomless universe,
Por life and joy, and for objects and knowledge curious,
And for love, sweet love—but praise ! praise! praise !
For the sure enwinding arms of cool enfolding death.
Dark mother always gliding near with soft feet,
Have none chanted for thee a chant of fullest welcome p
Then I chant it for thee, I glorify thee above all,
I bring thee a song that when thou must indeed come, come
unfalteringly.
Approach, strong deliveress,
When it is so, when thou hast taken them I joyously sing
the dead,
Lost in the loving floating ocean of thee,
Laved in the flood of thy bliss, 0 death.
From me to thee glad serenades,
Dances for thee I propose saluting thee, adornments and
feastings for thee,
And the sights of the open landscape and the high-spread
sky are flitting.
And life and the fields, and the bright and thoughtful night.
The night in silence under many a star,
The ocean shore and the husky whispering wave whose voice
I know,
And the soul turning to thee, O vast and well-veiled death,"
And the body gratefully nestling close to thee.
Over the tree-tops I float thee a song,
Over the rising and sinking waves, over the myriad fields and
I ■«. the prairies wide,
Over the dense-packed cities all—and the teeming wharves
and waves,
I float this carol to thee, with joy to thee, 0 death.
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This poem, in memory of “ the sweetest, wisest soul
of all our days and lands,” and for whose sake lilac
and star and bird were entwined, will last as long as
the memory of Lincoln.
XII.
OLD AGE.
Walt Whitman- is not only the poet of childhood, of
youth, of manhood, but, above all, of old age. He
has not been soured by slander or petrified by preju
dice ; neither calumny nor flattery has made him re
vengeful or arrogant. Now sitting by the fireside, in
the winter of life,
His jocund heart still beating in his breast,
he is just as brave and calm and kind as in his man
hood’s proudest days, when roses blossomed in his
cheeks. He has taken life’s seven steps. Now, as the
gamester might say, “ on velvet.” He is enjoying “ old
age expanded, broad, with the haughty breadth of the
universe ; old age, flowing free, with the delicious,
near-by freedom of death ; old age, superbly rising,
welcoming the ineffable aggregation of dying days.”
He is taking the “ loftiest look at last,” and before
he goes he utters thanks “ for health, the midday sun,
the impalpable air—for life, mere life ; for precious
ever lingering memories of mother, father, brothers,
sisters, friends ; for all his days, for gentle words,
carresses, gifts from foreign lands, for shelter, wine
and meat, for sweet appreciation, for beings, groups,
love, deeds, words, books ; for colors, forms ; for all
the brave, strong men who forward sprung in freedom’s
help—all years—in all lands ; the cannoneers of song
and thought—the great artillerists, the foremost leaders,
captains of the soul.”
It is a great thing to preach philosophy—far greater
to live it. The highest philosophy accepts the inevit
able with a smile, and greets it as though it were
desired.
To be satisfied : This is wealth—success.
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The real philosopher knows that everything has hap
pened that could have happened—consequently he
accepts. He is glad that he has lived—glad that he has
had his moment on the stage. In this spirit Whitman
has accepted life.
I shall go forth;
I shall traverse these states, but I cannot tell whither or how
iong.
Perhaps soon, some day or night, while I am singing, my
voice will suddenly cease,
O soul!
Then all may arrive but to this :
The glances of my eyes that swept the daylight,
The unspeakable love I interchanged with women,
My joys in the open air,
My walks in the Mannahatta,
The continual good will I have met,
The curious attachments of young men to me,
My reflections alone—the absorption into me from the land
scape, stars, animals, thunder, rain, and snow in my
interviews alone;
The words of my mouth—rude, ignorant—my many faults
and derelictions;
The light touches on my lips of the lips of my comrades at
parting,
The tracks which I leave on the sidewalks and fields—
May all arrive at but this beginning of me;
This beginning of me—and yet it is enough, 0, soul!
0, soul, we have positively appeared; that is enough.
Yes, Walt Whitman has appeared. He has his place
upon the stage. The drama is not ended. His voice
is still heard. He is the Poet of Democracy—of all
people. He is the poet of the body and soul. He has
sounded the note of Individuality. He has given the
pass-word primeval. He is the Poet of Humanity—of
Intellectual Hospitality. He has voiced the aspirations
of America—and, above all, he is the poet of Love and
Death.
How grandly, how bravely he has given his thought,
and how superb is his farewell—his leave-taking :
After the supper and talk ; after the day is done.
As a friend from friends his final withdrawal prolonging.
Good-bye and good-bye with emotional lips repeating.
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So hard for his hand to release those hands—no more will
they meet—
No more for.communion of sorrow and joy of old and young,
A far-stretching journey awaits him to return no more.
Shunning postponing severance, seeking to ward off the last
word ever so little,
Even at the exit dooi’ turning—charges superfluous calling
back—even as he descends the steps,
Something to eke out a minute additional—shadows of night
fall deepening,
Farewell messages lessening, dimmer the forthgoer’s visage
and form,
Soon to be lost for aye in the darkness; loth, oh, so loth to
depart!
And is this all ? Will the forthgoer be lost, and for
ever ? Is death the end ? Over the grave bends Love
sobbing, and by her side stands Hope and whispers :
We shall meet again. Before all life is death, and
after all death is life. The falling leaf, touched with
the hectic flush, that testifies of autumn’s death, is, in
a subtler sense, a prophecy of spring.
Walt Whitman has dreamed great dreams, told great
truths and uttered sublime thoughts. He has held aloft
the torch and bravely led the way.
As you read the marvellous book, or the person, called
Leaves of Grass, you feel the freedom of the antique
world ; you hear the voices of the morning, of the
first great singers—voices elemental as those of sea and
storm. The horizon enlarges, the heavens grow ample,
limitations are forgotten —the realisation of the will,
the accomplishment of the ideal, seem to be within
your power. Obstructions become petty and disappear.
The chains and bars are broken, and the distinctions
of caste are lost.
The soul is in the open air, under the blue and stars
—the flag of Nature. Creeds, theories, and philosophies
ask to be examined, contradicted, reconstructed. Pre
judices disappear, superstitions vanish, and custom
abdicates. The sacred places become highways, duties
and desires clasp hands and become comrades and
friends. Authority drops the sceptre, the priest the
mitre, and the purple falls from kings. The inanimate
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becomes articulate, the meanest and humblest things
utter speech, and the dumb and voiceless burst into
song. A feeling of independence takes possession of
the soul, the body expands, the blood flows full and
free, superiors vanish, flattery is a lost art, and life
becomes rich, royal and superb. The world becomes a
personal possession, and the oceans, the continents and
constellations belong to you. You are in the centre,
everything radiates from you, and in your veins beats
and throbs the pulse of all life. You become a rover,
careless and free. You wander by the shores of all
seas and hear the eternal psalm. You feel the silence
of the wide forest, and stand beneath the intertwined
and over-arching boughs, entranced with symphonies
of winds and woods. You are borne on the tides of
eager and swift rivers, hear the rush and roar of
cataracts as they fall beneath the seven-hued arch, and
watch the eagles as they circling soar. You traverse
gorges dark and dim, and climb the scarred and threa
tening cliffs. You stand in orchards where the blossoms
fall like snow, where the birds nest and sing, and
painted moths make aimless journeys through the
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Shelley
as a
Lyric Poet.1
OO many biographies, records, comments, criticisms, of Shelley
0 have lately appeared that I take for granted that all who hear
me have some general acquaintance with the facts of his life.
Of the biographies none, perhaps, is more interesting than the
short work by Mr. J. A. Symonds, which has lately been published
as one of the series edited by Mr. Morley, ‘ English Men of Letters.’
That work has all the charm which intense admiration of its subject,
set forth in a glowing style, can lend it. Those who in the main
hold with Mr. Symonds, and are at one with him in his funda
mental estimate ot things, will no doubt find his work highly attrac
tive. Those, on the other hand, who see in Shelley’s character
many things which they cannot admire, and in the theories that
moulded it much which is deeply repulsive, will find Mr. Symonds’s
work a less satisfactory guide than they could have wished. Of
the many comments and criticisms on Shelley’s character and poetry
two of the most substantial and rational are, the essay by Mr. R. H.
Hutton, and that by the late Mr. Walter Bagehot. To these two
friends Shelley, it would appear, had been one of the attractions of
their youth, and in their riper years each has given his mature
estimate of Shelley’s poetry in its whole substance and tendency.
We all admire that which we agree with; and nowhere have I found
on this subject thoughts which seem tome so adequate and so helpful
as those contained in these two essays, none which give such insight
into Shelley's abnormal character and into the secret springs of his
inspiration. Of the benefit of these thoughts I have freely availed
myself, whenever they seemed to throw light on the subject of this
lecture.
The effort to enter into the meaning of Shelley’s poetry is not
altogether a painless one. Some may ask, Why should it be painful ?
Cannot you enjoy his poems merely in an aesthetic way, take the
marvel of their aerial movement and the magic of their melody,
without scrutinising too closely their meaning or moral import?
This, I suppose, most of my hearers could do for themselves, without
any comment of mine. Such a mere surface, dilettante way of
treating the subject would be useless in itself, and altogether un
worthy of this place. All true literature, all genuine poetry, is the
direct outcome, the condensed essence, of actual life and thought.
Lyric poetry for the most part is—Shelley's especially was—the
vivid expression of personal experience.
It is only as poetry
is founded on reality that it has any solid value ; otherwise it is
1 A Lecture delivered in the theatre of the Museum, Oxford.
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worthless. Before, then, attempting to understand Shelley's lyrics I
must ask what was the reality out of which they came—that is, what
manner of man Shelley was, what were his ruling views of life, along
what lines did his thoughts move ?
Those who knew Shelley best speak of the sweetness and refine
ment of his nature, of his lofty disinterestedness, his unworldliness.
They even speak of something like heroic self-forgetfulness. These
things we can in sort believe, for there are in his writings many
traits that look like those qualities. And yet one receives with some
decided reserve the high eulogies of his friends ; for we feel that
these were not generally men whose moral estimates of things we
would entirely accept, and his life contained things that seem
strangely at variance with such qualities as they attribute to him.
When Byron speaks of his purity of mind we cannot but doubt whether
Byron was a good judge of purity. We must, moreover, on the evidence
'of Shelley’s own works demur; for there runs through his poems
a painful taint of supersubtilised impurity, of aweless shamelessness,
which we never can believe came from a mind truly pure. A pene
trating taint it is, which has evilly affected many of the higher minds
who admire him, in a way which Byron's own more commonplace
licentiousness never could have done.
One of his biographers has said that in no man was the moral
sense ever more completely developed than in Shelley, in none was
the perception of right and wrong more acute. I rather think that
the late Mr. Bagehot was nearer the mark when he asserted that in
Shelley the conscience never had been revealed—that he was almost
entirely without conscience. Moral susceptibilities and impulses,
keen and refined, he had. He was inspired with an enthusiasm of
humanity after a kind; hated to see pain in others, and would
willingly relieve it; hated oppression, and stormed against it, but
then he regarded all rule and authority as oppression. He felt for
the poor and the suffering, and tried to help them, and willingly
would have shared with all men the vision of good which he sought
for himself. But these passionate impulses are something very dif
ferent from conscience. Conscience first reveals itself when we become
aware of the strife between a lower and a higher nature within us—
a law of the flesh warring against the law of the mind. And it is out
of this experience that moral religion is born, the higher law rather
leading up and linking us to One whom that law represents. As
Canon Mozely has said, ‘ it is an introspection on which all religion
is built—man going into himself and seeing the struggle within
him ; and thence getting self-knowledge, and thence the knowledge
of God.’ Of this double nature, this inward strife between flesh and
spirit, Shelley knew nothing. He was altogether a child of impulse
—of impulse, one, total, all-absorbing. And the impulse that came
to him he followed whithersoever it went, without questioning either
himself or it. He was pre-eminently roZs ttu6c<tlv aKoXovOyriKos,
and you know that Aristotle tells us that such an one is no fit judge
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of moral truth. But this peculiarity, which made him so little fitted
to guide either his own life or that of others, tended, on the other
hand, very powerfully to make him pre-eminently a lyric poet. How
it fitted him for this we shall presently see. But abandonment to
impulse, however much it may contribute to lyrical inspiration, is a
poor guide to conduct; and a poet s conduct in life, of whatever kind
it be, quickly reacts on his poetry. It was so with Shelley.
It is painful to recall the unhappy incidents, but? we cannot
understand his poetry if we forget them. ‘ Strongly moralised,’ Mr.
Symonds tells us, his boyhood was ; but of a strange—I might say,
an unhuman—type the morality must have been which allowed
some of the chief acts of his life. His father was no doubt a com
monplace and worldly-minded squire, wholly unsympathetic with his
dreamy son; but this cannot justify the son’s unfilial and irreverent
conduct towards his parent, going so far as to curse him for the
amusement of coarse Eton companions. Nobility of nature he may
have had, but it was such nobility as allowed him, in order to hurl
defiance at authority, to start atheist at Eton, and to do the same
more boldly at Oxford, with what result you know. It allowed him
to engage the heart of a simple and artless girl, who entrusted her
life in his keeping, and then after two or three years to abandon
her and her child—for no better reason, it would seem, than that
she cared too little for her baby, and had an unpleasant sister, who
was an offence to Shelley. It allowed him first to insult the religious
sense of his fellow men by preaching the wildest atheism, then in the
poem ‘ Laon and Cythna,’ which he intended to be his gospel for the
world, to outrage the deepest instincts of our nature by introducing a
most horrible and unnatural incident. A moral taint there is in this,
which has left its trail in many of his after poems. The furies of
the sad tragedy of Harriet Westbrook haunted him till the close,
and drew forth some strains of weird agony; but even in these
there is no manly repentance, no self-reproach that is true and
human-hearted.
After his second marriage he never repeated the former offence,
but many a strain in his later poems, as in ‘ Epipsychidion,’ and in
his latest lyrics, proves that constancy of affection was not in him, nor
reckoned by him among the virtues. Idolators of Shelley will, I know,
reply, ‘Tou judge Shelley by the conventional morality of the present
day, and, judging him by this standard, of course you harshly con
demn him. But it was against these very conventions which you call
morality that Shelley s whole life was a protest. He was the prophet
of something truer or better than this.’ To this I answer that
Shelley’s revolt was not against the conventional morality of his own
time, but against the fundamental morality of all time. Had he
merely cried out against the stifling political atmosphere and the
dry, dead orthodoxy of the Regency and the reign of George IV., and
longed for some ampler air, freer and more life-giving, one could well
have understood him, even sympathised with him. But he rebelled
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not against the limitations and corruptions of his own day, but
against the moral verities which two thousand years have made good,
and which have been tested and approved not only by eighteen
Christian centuries, but no less by the wisdom of Virgil and Cicero, of
Aristotle and Sophocles. Shelley may be the prophet of a new morality,
but it is one which never can be realised till moral law has been ob
literated from the universe and conscience from the heart of man.
A nature which was capable of the things I have alluded to,
whatever other traits of nobility it may have had, must have been
traversed by some strange deep flaw, marred by some radical inward
defect. In some of his gifts and impulses he was more,—in other
things essential to goodness, he was far less,—than other men ; a
fully developed man he certainly was not. I am inclined to believe
that, for all his noble impulses and aims, he was in some way defi
cient in rational and moral sanity. Alanv of you will remember
Hazlitt’s somewhat cynical description of him. Yet, to judge by
his writings, it looks like truth. He had ‘ a fire in his eye, a fever
in his blood, a maggot in his brain, a hectic flutter in his speech,
which mark out the philosophic fanatic.
He is sanguine-complexioned and shrill-voiced.’ This is just the outward appearance
we could fancy for his inward temperament. What was that tem
perament ?
He was entirely a child of impulse, lived and longed for highstrung, intense emotion—simple, all-absorbing, all-penetrating emo
tion, going straight on in one direction to its object, hating and
resenting whatever opposed its progress thitherward. The object
which he longed for was some abstract intellectualised spirit of beauty
and loveliness, which should thrill his spirit continually with delicious
shocks of emotion.
Ibis yearning, panting desire is expressed by him in a thousand
forms and figures throughout his poetry. Again and again the
refrain recurs—
I pant for the music which is Divine,
My heart in its thirst is a dying flower;
Pour forth the sound like enchanted wine,
Loosen the notes in a silver shower;
Like a herbless plain for the gentle rain
I gasp, I faint, till they wake again.
Let me drink the spirit of that sweet sound ;
More, 0 more ! I am thirsting yet;
It loosens the serpent which care has bound
Upon my heart, to stifle it;
The dissolving strain, through every vein,
Passes into my heart and brain.
He sought not mere sensuous enjoyment, like Keats, but keen
intellectual and emotional delight—the mental thrill, the glow of
soul, the ‘ tingling of the nerves,’ that accompany transcendental
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rapture. His hungry craving was for intellectual beauty, and the
delight it yields ; if not that, then for horror, anything to thrill the
nerves, though it should curdle the blood and make the flesh creep.
Sometimes for a moment this perfect abstract loveliness would seem
to have embodied itself in some creature of flesh and blood ; but only
for a moment would the sight soothe him—the sympathy would cease,
the glow of heart would die down—and he would pass on in the hot,
insatiable pursuit of new rapture. ‘ There is no rest for us,’ says the
great preacher, 4 save in quietness, confidence, and affection.’ This
was not what Shelley sought, but something very different from this.
The pursuit of abstract ideal beauty was one form which his
hungry, insatiable desire took. Another passion that possessed him
was the longing to pierce to the very heart the mystery of existence.
It has been said that before an insoluble mystery, clearly seen to be
insoluble, the soul bows down and is at rest, as before an ascertained
truth. Shelley knew nothing of this. Before nothing would his soul
bow down. Every veil, however sacred, he would rend, pierce the
inner shrine of being, and force it to give up its secret. There is in
him a profane audacity, an utter awelessness. Intellectual AZSws
was to him unknown. Beverence was to him another word for hated
superstition. Nothing was to him inviolate. All the natural reserves
he would break down. Heavenward, he would pierce to the heart of
the universe and lay it bare; manward, he would annihilate all the
precincts of personality. Every soul should be free to mingle with
any other, as so many raindrops do. In his own words,
The fountains of our deepest life shall be
Confused in passion’s golden purity.
However fine the language in which such feelings may clothe theme
selves, in truth they are wholly vile ; there is no horror of shameless
ness which they may not generate. Yet this is what comes of the
unbridled desire for ‘ tingling pulses,’ quivering, panting, fainting
sensibility, which Shelley everywhere makes the supreme happiness.
It issues in awelessness, irreverence, and what some one has called
4 moral nudity.’
These two impulses, both combined with another passion, he had
—the passion for reforming the world. He had a real, benevolent
desire to impart to all men the peculiar good he sought for himself
—a life of free, unimpeded impulse, of passionate, unobstructed
desire. Liberty, Equality, Fraternity—these of course; but some
thing far beyond these—absolute Perfection, as he conceived it, he
believed to be within every man’s reach. Attainable, if only all the
growths of history could be swept away, all authority and govern
ment, all religion, all law, custom, nationality, everything that
limits and restrains, and if every man were left open to the uncon
trolled expansion of himself and his impulses. The end of this
process of making a clean sweep of all that is, and beginning afresh,
would be that family, social ranks, government, worship, would dis
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appear, and then man would be king over himself, and wise, gentle,
just, and good. Such was his temperament, the original emotional
basis of Shelley s nature ; such, too, some of the chief aims towards
which this temperament impelled him. And certainly these aims do
make one think of the ‘ maggot in his brain.’ But a temperament of
this kind, whatever aims it turned to, was eminently and essentially
lyrical. Those thrills of soul, those tingling nerves, those rapturous glows
of feeling, are the very substance out of which high lyrics are woven.
The insatiable craving to pierce the mystery, of course, drove
Shelley to philosophy for instruments to pierce it with. During his
brief life he was a follower of three distinct schools of thought. At
first he began with the philosophy of the senses, was a materialist,
adopting Lucretius as his master and holding that atoms are the
only realities, with perhaps a pervading life of nature to mould
them—that from atoms all things come, to atoms return. Yet even
over this dreary creed, without spirit, immortality, or God, he shouted
a jubilant ‘ Eureka,' as though it were some new glad tidings.
hrom this he passed into the school of Hume—got rid of matter,
the dull clods of earth, denied both matter and mind, and held that
these were nothing but impressions, with no substance behind them.
This was liker Shelley’s cast of mind than materialism. Not only
dull clods of matter, but personality, the ‘ I ’ and the ‘ thou,’ were by
this creed eliminated, and that exactly suited Shelley’s way of
thought. It gave him a phantom world.
brom Hume he went on to Plato, and in him found still more
congenial nutriment. The solid, fixed entities—matter and mind —
he could still deny, while he was led on to believe in eternal arche
types behind all phenomena, as the only realities. These Platonic
ideas attracted his abstract intellect and imagination, and are often
alluded to in his later poems, as in ‘ Adonais.’ Out of this philosophy
it is probable that he got the only object of worship which he ever
acknowledged, the Spirit of Beauty. Plato’s idea of beauty changed into
a spirit, but without will, without morality, in his own words :—
That Light whose smile kindles the universe,
That Beauty in which all things work and move,
That Benediction which the eclipsing curse
Of birth can quench not, that sustaining Love
Which, through the web of being blindly wove
By man and beast and earth and air and sea,
Bums bright or dim, as each are mirrors of
The fire for which all thirst.
To the moral and religious truths which are the backbone of
Plato’s thought lie never attained. Shelley’s thought never had any
backbone. Each of these successively adopted philosophies entered
into and coloured the successive stages of Shelley’s poetry; but
through them all his intellect and imagination remained unchanged.
W hat was the nature of that intellect ? It was wholly akin and
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adapted to the temperament I have described as his. Imnatient of
solid substances, inaccessible to many kinds of truth, inappreciative of
solid, concrete facts, it was quick and subtle to seize the evanescent
hues of things, the delicate aromas which are too fine for ordinary
perceptions. His intellect waited on his temperament, and, so to
speak, did its will—caught up one by one the warm emotions as they
were flung off, and worked them up into the most exquisite abstrac
tions. The rush of throbbing pulsations supplied the materials for
his keen-edged thought to work on, and these it did mould into the
rarest, most beautiful shapes. This his mind was busv doing all his
life long. The real world, existence as it is to other minds, he re
coiled from—shrank from the dull, gross earth which we see around
us—nor less from the unseen world of Righteous Law and Will
which we apprehend above us. The solid earth he did not care for.
Heaven—a moral heaven—there was that in him which would not
believe in. So, as Mr. Hutton has said, his mind made for itself a
dwelling-place midway between the two, equally remote from both.
some interstellar region, some cold, clear place—
Pinnacled dim in the intense inane—
which he peopled with ideal shapes and abstractions, wonderful or weird,
beautiful or fantastic, all woven out of his own dreaming phantasy.
This was the world in which he was at home; he was not at home
with any reality known to other men. No real human characters
appear in his poetry; his own pulsations, desires, aspirations, sup
plied the place of these. Hardly any actual human feeling is in
them; only some phase of evanescent emotion, or the shadow of it, is
seized—not even the flower of human feeling, but the bloom of the
flower or the dream of the bloom. A real landscape he has seldom
described, only his own impression of it, or some momentarv gleam,
some tender light, that has fleeted vanishingly over earth and sea he
has caught. Nature he used mainly to cull from it some of its most
delicate tints, some faint hues of the dawn or the sunset clouds, to
weave in and colour the web of his abstract dream. So entirely at
home is he in this abstract shadowv world of his own making, that
when he would describe common visible things he does so bv likening
them to those phantoms of the brain, as though with these last alone
he was familiar. A irgil likens the ghosts bv the banks of Styx to
falling leaves—
Quani mulxa in silvis auciumni frigore prime
Lapsa cadunx folia.
Shelley likens falling leaves to ghosts.
leaves, he says—
Before the wind the dead
Are driven. like ghosts from an enchanter fleeing.
Others have compared thought to a breeze. With Shelley the
breeze is like thought; the pilot spirit of the blast, he savs—
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Wakens the leaves and waves, ere it hath past,
To such brief unison as on the brain
One tone which never can recur has cast
One accent, never to return again.
We see thus that nature as it actually exists has little place in
Shelley’s poetry. And man, as he really is, may be said to have no
place at all.
Neither is the world of moral or spiritual truth there—not the
living laws by which the world is governed—no presence of a Sove
reign Will, no all-wise Personality, behind the fleeting shows of
time. The abstract world which his imagination dwelt in is a cold,
weird, unearthly, inhuman place, peopled with shapes which we may
wonder at, but cannot love. When we first encounter these we are
fain to exclaim, Earth we know, and Heaven we know, but who and
what are ye ? Ye belong neither to things human nor to things
divine. After a very brief sojourn in Shelley’s ideal world, with its
pale abstractions, most men are ready to say with another poet, after
a voyage among the stars—
Then back to earth, the dear green earth;
Whole ages though I here should roam,
The world for my remarks and me
Would not a whit the better be :
I’ve left my heart at home.
In that dear green earth, and the men who have lived or still
live on it, in their human hopes and fears, in their faiths and aspi
rations, lies the truest field for the highest imagination to work
in. That I believe to be the haunt and main region for the songs
of the greatest poets. The real is the true world for a great poet,
but it was not Shelley’s world.
Yet Shelley, while the imaginative mood was on him, felt this
ideal world of his as real as most men feel the solid earth, and
through the pallid lips of its phantom people and dim abstractions he
pours as warm a flood of emotion as ever poet did through the
rosiest lips and brightest eyes of earth-born creatures. Not more real
to Burns were his bonny Jean and his Highland Mary, than to
Shelley were the visions of Asia and Panthea, and the Lady of the Sen
sitive Plant, while he gazed on them. And when his affections did
light, not on these abstractions, but on creatures of flesh and blood,
yet so penetrated was his thought with his own idealism, that he
lifted them up from earth into that rarefied atmosphere, and de
scribed them in the same style of imagery and language as that with
which he clothes the phantasms of his mind. Thus it will be seen
that it was a narrow and limited tract over which Shelley’s imagina
tion ranged—that it took little or no note of reality, and that bound
less as was its fertility and power of resource within its own chosen
circle, yet the widest realm of mere brain creation must be thin and
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small compared with existing reality both in the seen and the
unseen worlds.
We can now see the reason why Shelley’s long poems are such
absolute failures, his short lyrics so strangely succeed. Mere thrills
of soul were weak as connecting bonds for long poems.
Dis
tilled essences and personified qualities were poor material out of
which to build up great works. These things could give neither
unity, nor motive power, • nor human interest to long poems.
Hence the incoherence which all but a few devoted admirers find
in Shelley’s long poems, -despite their grand passages and their splen
did imagery. In fact, if the long poems were to be broken up and
thrown into a heap, and the lyric portions riddled out of them and
preserved, the world would lose nothing, and would get rid of not a
little offensive stuff. An exception to this judgment is generally
made in favour of the ‘ Cenci ’; but that tragedy turns on an
incident so repulsive that, notwithstanding its acknowedged power,
it can hardly give pleasure to any healthy mind.
On the other hand, single thrills of rapture, which are such in
sufficient stuff to make long poems out of, supply the very inspiration
for the true lyric. It is this predominance of emotion, so unhappy to
himself, which made Shelley the lyrist that he was. When he sings
his lyric strains, whatever is most unpleasant in him is softened
down, if it does not wholly disappear. Whatever is most unique and
excellent in him comes out at its best—his eye for abstract beauty,
the subtlety of his thought, the rush of bis eager pursuing de
sire, the splendour of his imagery, the delicate rhythm, the
matchless music. These lyrics are gales of melody blown from a
far-off region, that looks fair in the distance. Perhaps those enjoy
them most who do not inquire too closely what is the nature of that
land, or know too exactly the theories and views of life of which
these songs are the effluence; for if we come too near we might
find that there was poison in the air. Many a one has read those
lyrics and felt their fascination without thought of the unhappy
experience out of which they have come. They understood ‘ a
beauty in the words, but not the words.’ I doubt whether any one
after very early youth, any one who has known the realities of life,
can continue to take Shelley’s best songs to heart, as he can those of
Shakespeare or the best of Burns. For, however we may continue to
wonder at the genius that is in them, no healthy mind will find in
them the expression of its truest and best thoughts. Other lyric
poets, it has been said, sing of what they feel. Shelley in his lyrics
sings of what he wants to feel. The thrills of desire, the gushes of
emotion, are all straining after something seen afar but unat
tained, something distant or future ; or they are passionate despair,
utter despondency for something hopelessly gone. Yet it must be
owned that those bursts of passionate desire after ideal beauty set
our pulses a-throbbing with a strange vibration even when we do
not really sympathise with them. Even his desolate wails make
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those seem for a moment to share his despair who do not really
share it. Such is the charm of his impassioned eloquence and the
witchery of his music.
Let us turn now to look at some of his lyrics in detail.
The earliest of them, those of 1814, were written while Shelley
was under the depressing spell of materialistic belief, and at the time
when he was abandoning’ poor Harriet Wbstbrook. For a time he
lived under the spell of that ghastly faith, hugging it, yet hating it;
and its progeny are seen in the lyrics of that time, such as ‘ Death,’
e Mutability,’ ‘ Lines in a Country Churchyard.’ These have a cold,
clammy feel. They are full of ‘ wormy horrors,’ as though the poet
were one
who had made his bed
In charnels and on coffins, where black Death
Keeps record of the trophies •won from Life,
as though by dwelling amid these things he had hoped to force some
lone ghost
to render up the tale
Of what we are.
And what does it all come to ?—what is the lesson he reads there ?__
Lift not the painted veil which those who live
Call life. . . . Behind lurk Fear
And Hope, twin destinies, who ever weave
Their shadows o’er the chasm, sightless and drear.
That is all that the belief in mere matter taught Shelley, or ever
will teach anyone.
As he passed on, the clayey, clammy sensation is less present.
Even Hume’s impressions are better than mere dust, and the Platonic
ideas are better than Hume’s impressions. When he came under
the influence of Plato his doctrine of ideas, as eternal existences
and the only realities, exercised over Shelley the charm it always
has had for imaginative minds; and it furnished him with a form
under which he figured to himself his favourite belief in the Spirit
of Love and Beauty as the animating spirit of the universe—that
for which the human soul pants. It is the passion for this ideal
which leads Alastor through his long wanderings to die at last in the
Caucasian wilderness without attaining it. It is this which he apos
trophises in the ‘ Hymn to Intellectual Beauty,’ as the power which
consecrates all it shines on, as the awful loveliness to which he looks
to free this world from its dark slavery. It is this vision which
reappears in its highest form in ‘Prometheus Unbound,’ the greatest
and most attractive of all Shelley’s longer poems. That drama is
from beginning to end a great lyrical poem, or I should rather
say a congeries of lyrics, in which perhaps more than anywhere
else Shelley’s lyrical power has reached its highest flight. The
whole poem is exalted by a grand pervading idea, one which in
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its truest and deepest form is the grandest we can conceive—the
idea of the ultimate renovation of man and the world. And although
the powers and processes and personified abstractions which Shelley
invoked to effect this end are ludicrously inadequate, as irrational as
it would be to try to build a solid house out of shadows and moon
beams, yet the end in view does impart to the poem something of
its own elevation. Prometheus, the representative of suffering and
struggling humanity, is to be redeemed and perfected by union with
Asia, who is the ideal of beauty, the light of life, the spirit of love.
To this spirit Shelley looked to rid the world of all its evil and
bring in the diviner day. The lyric poetry, which is exquisite
throughout, perhaps culminates in the well-known exquisite song in
which Panthea, one of the nymphs, hails her sister Asia, as
Life of Life ! thy lips enkindle
With their love the breath between them;
And thy smiles, before they dwindle,
Make the cold air fire ; then screen them
In those looks, where whoso gazes
Faints, entangled in their mazes.
Child of Light! thy limbs are burning
Through the vest which seems to hide them;
As the radiant lines of morning
Through the clouds, ere they divide them ;
And this atmosphere divinest
Shrouds thee wheresoe’er thou shinest.
Lamp of Earth 1 where’er thou movest
The dim shapes are clad with brightness,
And the souls of whom thou lovest
Walk upon the winds with lightness,
Till they fail, as I am failing,
Dizzy, lost, yet unbewailing.
The reply of Asia to this song is hardly less exquisite. Everyone
here will remember it:—
My soul is an enchanted boat,
Which, like a sleeping swan, doth float
Upon the silver waves of thy sweet singing ;
And thine doth like an angel sit
Beside the helm, conducting it,
Whilst all the winds with melody are ringing ;
It seems to float ever, for ever,
Upon the many-winding river,
Between mountains, woods, abysses,
A paradise of wildernesses !
Till, like one in slumber bound,
Borne to the ocean, I float down, around
Into a sea profound of ever-spreading sound.
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Meanwhile thy spirit lifts its pinions
In music’s most serene dominions,
Catching the winds that fan that happy heaven.
And we sail on, away, afar
Without a course, without a star,
But, by the instinct of sweet music driven;
Till through Elysian garden islets
By thee, most beautiful of pilots,
Where never mortal pinnace glided,
The boat of my desire is guided :
Realms where the air we breathe is love,
Which in the winds on the waves doth move,
Harmonising this earth with what we feel above.
In these two lyrics you have Shelley at his highest perfection.
Exquisitely beautiful as they are, they are, however, beautiful as the
mirage is beautiful, and as unsubstantial. There is nothing in the
reality of things answering to Asia. She is not human, she is not
divine. There is nothing moral in her—no will, no power to subdue
evil; only an exquisite essence, a melting loveliness. There is in
her no law, no righteousness ; something to enervate, nothing to
brace the sold. After her you long for one bracing look on the
stern, severe countenance of Duty, of whom another poet sang—
Stern lawgiver I yet thou dost wear
The Godhead’s most benignant grace;
Nor know I anything so fair
As is the smile upon thy face;
Flowers laugh before thee in their beds,
And fragrance in thy footing treads;
Thou dost preserve the stars from wrong,
And the most ancient heavens through thee are fresh and strong.
Perfect as is the workmanship of those lyrics in 4 Prometheus ’
and many another, their excellence is lessened by the material out of
which they are woven being fantastic, not substantial, truth. Few
of them lay hold of real sentiments which are catholic to humanity.
They do not deal with permanent emotions which belong to all men
and are for all time, but appeal rather to minds in a particular stage
of culture, and that not a healthy stage. They are not of such stuff
as life is made of. They will not interest all healthy and truthful
minds in all stages of culture and in all ages. To do this, however,
is, I believe, a note of the highest style of lyric poem.
Another thing to be observed is, that while the imagery of Shelley’s
lyrics is so splendid and the music of their language so magical, both
of these are at that point of over-bloom which is on the verge of decay.
The imagery, for all its splendour, is too ornate, too redundant, too
much overlays the thought, which has not strength enough to uphold
such a weight. Then, as to the music of the words, wonderful as it is,
all but exclusive admirers of Shelley must have felt at times as if the
sound runs away with the sense. In some of the 4 Prometheus’ lyrics
No. 595 (no. cxv.
n. s.)
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the poet, according to Mr. Symonds, seems to have ‘realised the miracle
of making words, detached from meaning, the substance of a new
ethereal music.’ This is, to say the least, a dangerous miracle to
practise. Even Shelley, overbome by the power of melodious words,
would at times seem to approach perilously near the borders of the
unintelligible, not to say the nonsensical. What it comes to, when
adopted as a style, has been seen plainly enough in some of Shelley’s
chief followers in our own day. Cloyed with overloaded imagery, and
satiated almost to sickening with alliterative music, we turn for re
invigoration to poetry that is severe even to baldness.
The ‘ Prometheus Unbound ’ was written in Italy, and during his
four Italian years Shelley’s lyric stream flowed on unremittingly, and
enriched England’s poetry with many lyrics unrivalled in their kind,
and evoked from its language a new power. These lyrics are on the
whole his best poetic work. To go over them in detail would be im
possible, besides being needless. Perhaps his year most prolific in
lyrics was 1820, just two years before his death. Among the products
of this year were, the ‘ Sensitive Plant,’ more than half lyrical, the
‘ Cloud,’ the ‘ Skylark,’ ‘ Love’s Philosophy,’ ‘ Arethusa,’ 4 Hymns
of Pan and Apollo,’ all in his best manner, with many besides these.
About the lyrics of this time two things are noticeable : more of them
are about things of nature than heretofore, and there are several on
Greek subjects.
Of all modem attempts to reinstate Greek subjects I know nothing
equal to these, except perhaps one or two of the Laureate’s happiest
efforts. They take the Greek forms and mythologies, and fill them
with modem thought and spirit. And perhaps this is the only way
to make Greek subjects real and interesting to us; for if we want
the very Greek spirit we had better go to the originals and not to
any reproductions.
You remember how he makes Pan sing—
From the forests and highlands
We come, we come ;
From the river-girt islands,
Where loud waves are dumb,
Listening to my sweet pipings.
*
*
*
*
Liquid Peneus was flowing,
And all dark Tempe lay
In Pelion’s shadow, outgrowing
The light of the dying day,
Speeded with my sweet pipings.
The Sileni, and SyIvans, and Fauns,
And the nymphs of the woods and waves,
To the edge of the moist river-lawns,
And the brink of the dewy caves,
And all that did then attend or follow,
Were silent with love, as you now, Apollo,
With envy of my sweet pipings.
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I sang of the dancing stars,
I sang of the daedal Earth,
And of Heaven, and the giant wars,
And Love, and Death, and Birth,
And then I changed my pipings—
Singing how down the vale of Menalus
I pursued a maiden and clasped a weed.
Gods and men, we are all deluded thus !
It breaks in our bosom, and then we bleed :
All wept, as I think both ye now would,
If envy or age had not frozen your blood,
At the sorrow of my sweet pipings.
Of the lyrics on natural objects the two supreme ones are the
4 Ode on the West Wind ’ and the 4 Skylark.’ Of this last nothing
need be said. Artistically and poetically it is unique, has a place of
its own in poetry; yet may I be allowed to express a misgiving
about it which I have long felt, and others may feel too ? For all its
beauty,, perhaps one would rather not recall it when hearing the
skylark’s song in the fields on a bright spring morning. The poem is
not in tune with the bird’s song and the feelings it does and ought to
awaken. The rapture with which the strain springs up at first dies
down before the close into Shelley’s ever-haunting morbidity. Who
wishes, when hearing the real skylark, to be told that
We look before and after,
And pine for what is not:
Our sincerest laughter
With some pain is fraught ?
If personal feeling is to be inwrought into the living powers of
nature, let it be such feeling as is in keeping with the object, ap
propriate to the theme in hand.
Such is that personal invocation with which Shelley closes his
grand 4 Ode to the West Wind,’ written the previous year, 1819—
Make me thy lyre, even as the forest is :
What if my leaves are fallen like its own !
The tumult of thy mighty harmonies
Will take from both a deep autumnal tone,
Sweet though in sadness. Be thou, spirit fierce,
My spirit I be thou me, impetuous one !
Drive my dead thoughts over the universe
Like withered leaves, to quicken a new birth ;
And, by the incantation of this verse,
Scatter, as from an unextinguished hearth
Ashes and sparks, my words among mankind !
Be through my lips to unawakened earth
The trumpet of a prophecy ! 0 Wind,
If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
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[July
This ode ends with some vigour, some hope ; but that is not
usual with Shelley. Everyone must have noticed how almost
habitually his intensest lyrics—those which have started with the
fullest swing of rapture—die down before they close into a wail
of despair. It is as though, when the strong gush of emotion had
spent itself, there was no more behind, nothing to fall back upon, but
blank emptiness and desolation. It is this that makes Shelley’s poetry
so unspeakably sad—sad with a hopeless sorrow that is like none
other. You feel as though he were a wanderer who has lost his way
hopelessly in the wilderness of a blank universe. His cry is, as Mr.
Carlyle long since said, like ‘ the infinite inarticulate wailing of for
saken infants.’ In the wail of his desolation there are many tones—
some wild and weird, some defiant, some full of despondent pathos.
The lines written in ‘ Dejection,’ on the Bay of Naples, in 1818,
are perhaps the most touching of all his wails : the words are so
sweet they seem, by their very sweetness, to lighten the load of heart
loneliness :—
I see the Deep’s untrampled floor
With green and purple seaweeds strown;
I see the waves upon the shore,
Like light dissolved in star-showers, thrown :
I sit upon the sands alone ;
The lightning of the noon-tide ocean
Is flashing round me, and a tone
Arises from its measured motion.
How sweet! did any heart now share in my emotion.
Alas ! I have nor hope, nor health,
Nor peace within, nor calm around,
Nor that content, surpassing wealth,
The sage in meditation found.
*
*
*
*
Yet now despair itself is mild,
Even as the winds and waters are ;
I would lie down like a tired child,
And weep away this life of care
Which I have borne, and yet must bear,
Till death like sleep might steal on me,
And I might feel in the warm air
My cheek grow cold, and heai’ the sea
Breathe o’er my dying brain its last monotony.
Who that reads these sighing lines but must feel for the heart
that breathed them ! Yet how can we be surprised that he should
have felt so desolate ? Every heart needs some real stay. And a
heart so sensitive, a spirit so finely touched, as Shelley’s needs, far
more than unsympathetic and narrow natures, a refuge amid the
storms of life. But he knew of none. His universe was a home
less one, had no centre of repose. His universal essence of love,
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diffused throughout it, contained nothing substantial—no will that
could control and support his own. While a soul owns no law, is
without awe, lives wholly by impulse, what rest, what central peace,
is possible for it ? When the ardours of emotion have died down,
what remains for it but weakness, exhaustion, despair ? The feeling
of his weakness woke in Shelley no contriteness or brokenness of spirit,
no self-abasement, no reverence. Nature was to him really the whole,
and he saw in it nothing but ‘ a revelation of death, a sepulchral
picture, generation after generation disappearing and being heard of
and seen no more.’ He rejected utterly that other ‘ consolatory
revelation which tells us that we are spiritual beings, and have a
spiritual source of life,’ and strength, above and beyond the material
system. Such a belief, or rather no belief, as his can engender
only infinite sadness, infinite despair. And this is the deep under
tone of all Shelley’s poetry.
I have dwelt on his lyrics because they contain little of the offen
sive and nothing of the revolting which here and there obtrudes
itself in the longer poems. And one may speak of these lyrics without
agitating too deeply questions which at present I would rather avoid.
Yet even the lyrics bear some impress of the source whence they
come. Beautiful though they be, they are like those fine pearls
which, we are told, are the products of disease in the parent shell.
All Shelley’s poetry is, as it were, a gale blown from a richly
gifted but unwholesome land ; and the taint, though not so percep
tible in the lyrics, still hangs more or less over many of the finest.
Besides this defect, they are very limited in their range of influ
ence. They cannot reach the hearts of all men. They fascinate only
some of the educated, and that probably only while they are young.
The time comes when these pass out of that peculiar sphere of
thought and find little interest in such poetry. Probably the rare
exquisiteness of their workmanship will always preserve Shelley’s
lyrics, even after the world has lost, as we may hope it will lose,
sympathy with their substance. But better, stronger, more vital
far are those lyrics which lay hold on the permanent, unchanging
emotions of man—those emotions which all healthy natures have felt
and always will feel, and which no new stage of thought or civilisa
tion can ever bury out of sight.
J. C. Shairp.
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�RALPH WALDO EMERSON.
“De kortste levensbeschrijvingen zijn die der grootste genieen.
Zij leefden in hun schriften en daarom ging hun privaat en publiek leven onopgemerkt voorbij. Hun grootste bewonderaars gelijken het meest op hen.”
Ook de biographie van Emerson, aan wien wij deze woorden
ontleenen, beslaat slechts enkele bladzijden. Zijn uitwendig leven
was niet rijk aan afwisselingen.
Ralph Waldo Emerson, wiens voorouders in Northumberland
woonden, werd den 25sten Mei 1803 te Boston geboren, waar
zijn vader predikant was. Reeds op achttienjarigen leeftijd ontving hij een academischen graad aan Harvard-college. Na voltooiing zijner theologische studien werd hij predikant bij een der
unitarische gemeenten zijner geboortestad. Maar de Unitariers ,
hoewel om hun vrijzinnigheid geroemd, maakten Emerson het
leven moeielijk. Zij begrepen zijn vrijen en onafhankelijken geest
niet. “De leiders der Unitariers verwierpen het oorspronkelijk ta
lent, dat onder hen geboren was. De oogen der verlichte jonge
menschen waren op de nieuwe ster gevestigd, die hen voortdu-
XI.
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rend inspireerde en langs nieuwe wegen leidde. Amerika had
nimmer zulk een verschijning aanschouwd. Maar het genie van
Emerson verdween spoedig nit het kerkelijk gesternte en stond
voortaan alleen als een vaste en eenzame ster.” 1
Op den 15den Juli 1838 nam hij afscheid van zijn gemeente.
Parker, die een jaar te voren predikant was geworden, getuigt
van deze toespraak: “Hij overtrof zichzelf. Schoon, waar,indrukwekkend was de schildering van de fouten der kerk in haar tegenwoordigen toestand. Hij heeft mijn geest wakker geschud.” 2
De afscheidsrede, op uitnoodiging der theologische studenten
te Cambridge in “Divinity-College” gehouden, was in het oog
van vele eerwaardigen dwaas en goddeloos. Emerson had vooral
op twee dwalingen in het kerkelijk Christendom gewezen: Jezus,
die tot het echte ras der profeten behoorde, was onkenbaar ge
worden. Men had hem goddelijke titels gegeven, die eens de uitdrukking waren van bewondering en liefde. Door hem buiten de
menschheid te plaatsen, hebben zijn prediking en leven hun bekoorlijkheid verloren. De andere dwaling bestond hierin, dat men
Gods openbaring tot het verleden beperkte en daarom, in plaats
van den levenden, een dooden God verkondigde.
Het kenmerk der tegenwoordige prediking was volgens Emer
son de traditie. Daarom kon zij geen brood voor het leven geven.
Alleen hij, die over de oude vormen den adem des levens laat
gaan, die overal de waarheid spreekt, gelijk eigen leven en geweten hem ingeven, kan voor de zoekende en bezwaarde zielen
bronnen van hoop en vertroosting ontsluiten.
Tweemaal heeft Emerson Europa bezocht. In gezelschap van
een amerikaansch kunstenaar vertoefde hij, tot herstel zijner ge' Vgl. Theodore Parker’s Experience as a Minister, p. Ill, 51, 33.
2 Vgl. Life and Correspondence of Th. Parker bij John Weiss,
I, p. 113, 114.
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zondheid, in 1833 gedurende eenige maanden in Sicilie, Italie,
Frankrijk en Engeland. Zeker zou hij ook aan Duitschland een
bezoek hebben gebracht, ware Goethe, wien hij hoog vereerde ,
niet het vorige jaar gestorven. Met eenige beroeinde persoonlijkheden, wier schriften hem bekend waren, verlangde Emerson
kennis te maken. In Engeland trokken hem vooral Coleridge,
Wordsworth en Carlyle aan. Hij vond den laatste op zijn eenzaam landgoed Craigenputtock ; de leeraar van Dunscore, die op
een afstand van zestien mijlen van hem woonde, was de eenige
in den ganschen omtrek, met wien de groote denker kon converseeren. Emerson noemt hem een schrijver, “die de wereld zoo
volkomen beheerschte, alsof hij in zichzelf het beste bezat, wat
Louden kon aanbieden.” Hij beschrijft Carlyle als een lang, mager, spraakzaam man, vol frissche anecdoten en humor. Als de
wijsgeer zich ergerde over de uitbundige loftuitingen op een
genie gehouden, dan vertelde hij van zijn diepe bewondering voor
het talent, dat ziju varken toonde te bezitten. Het beste, wat
hij van Amerika wist, was dat een mens ch daar vleesch voor
zijn arbeid kon krijgen.
Veertien jaar later kwam Emerson voor de tweede maal in
Engeland. Van eenige handwerkersvereenigingen in Lancashire en
Yorkshire had hij een uitnoodiging ontvangen, om in een twintigtal steden voorlezingen te houden. Het uitzicht om Engeland
en Schotland grondig te leeren kennen, de aantrekkelijkheid eener
zeereis , die op zijn door ingespannen studie geschokte gezond-
heid gunstig kon werken, deden hem besluiten, om aan het
verzoek te voldoen. Toch besloot hij slechts aarzelend. Met reizen was hij weinig ingenomen. Hij noemt het ergens “het paradijs der dwazen”. De reismanie is volgens hem een bewijs van
gebrek aan karakter, van een ziekte, waaraan het geestelijk
leven lijdt.
Te Boston ging hij den 5den October 1847 aan boord, om na
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een afwezigheid van ruim een half jaar in zijn vaderland terugte keeren.
Emerson heeft de indrukken, die hij van Engeland ontving ,
in eenige voorlezingen aan zijn landgenooten medegedeeld. 1
De moed, het intieme huiselijk leven, de teedere omgang van
de leden der beide seksen, waarvan hij in Engeland getuige was,,
hadden zijn bewondering opgewekt. In zijn oog staat de engelsche held hooger dan de fransche, de duitsche, de italiaansche
of grieksche. In Engeland verwacht men, gelijk Nelson zeide, dat
ieder zijn plicht zal doen. Er wordt daar driemaal meer gearbeid
dan in andere landen. Armoede beschouwt men als een schande.
Wat hem minder beviel, was de gehechtheid van den Engelschman aan oude gebruiken, zijn bekrompen nationaliteitsgevoel, zoodat de hoogste lofspraak, die een vreemdeling verdienen
kan, aldus luidt: ik zou u bijna voor een Engelschman houden.
De godsdienst is er zinledig, de staatskerk een pop, die elke
kritiek met angst afwijst. Zij duldt geen verschil van meeningen
en schuwt het licht. De Engelschman gelooft allereerst aan een
Voorzienigheid, die voor elk pond sterling zorgt. Het ontbreekt
hem aan idealisme, aan phantasie. Zelfs in zijn verhevenste poezie
verloochent zich zijn utilitarianisme niet. De “nuttige” wetenschappen trekken hem allermeest aan.
Engeland wordt vergeleken met een oud, in verschillende eeuwen
opgetrokken gebouw, waaraan allerlei reparaties zijn aangebracht.
Zijn zwaartepunt ligt in het private, niet in het publieke leven,
dat meestal trouweloos is geweest. Zijn buitenlandsche politiek
was zelden edelmoedig en rechtvaardig. De rijken onderdrukken er
de armen; het pauperisme is in Engeland een ontzettende macht.
Het is het land der patriotten, wijzen, martelaars en zangers.
Werd het eens door den Oceaan, waaruit het is voortgekomen,
Vgl. English Traits, in 1856 uitgegeven.
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verzwolgen, dan zal het in de herinnering voortleven als het
«iland, dat onsterfelijke wetten gegeven en het recht der persoonlijkheid gehuldigd heeft.
Emerson onderscheidt in Engeland twee volken of klassen, wier
harmonie en disharmonie de macht van den staat uitmaken: tot
de eersten hehooren zij, die voor idealen ontvankelijk zijn, wier aantal
door hem op een dozijn geschat wordt; de klasse der practische
lieden daarentegen telt haar volgelingen bij millioenen. Zijn voorliefde
voor het idealisme beheerschte zijn oordeel over de celebriteiten
onder de schrijvers van dien tijd. Terwijl hij met Coleridge, Words
worth , Carlyle hoogelijk is ingenomen, is zijn oordeel over de
mannen, die hij een plaats geeft in de practische klasse, niet
van eenzijdigheid vrij te pleiten. Wat dunkt u b. v. van de volgende karakteristiek van Macaulay? “De schitterende geschiedschrijver leert, dat men onder het goede verstaan moet: goed eten,
goede kleeding, stoffelijk welzijn; dat de roem der nieuwere phi
losophic bestaat in haar streven, om het nuttige te bevorderen,
de ideeen en de moraal buiten rekening te laten. Het verstand
moet ons leeren, hoe wij betere ziekenstoelen en wijnsoepen voor
zwakken kunnen maken. Zinnelijk genot is het eenig goede. Het
grootste voordeel der astronomie bestaat in de verbetering der
scheepvaart. Een schoon resultaat voorwaar, waartoe de beschaving en de godsdienst van Engeland na een geschiedenis van duizend jaren gekomen zijn: de loochening der zedelijkheid!”
Duitschland staat volgens Emerson ver boven Engeland, dat
niet in staat is den duitschen geest te begrijpen. In Engeland is
de natuurwetenschap van de wetenschap des geestes gescheiden ,
waarmede zij eeuwig verbonden moest blijven. Duitschland is het
land der idealen, dat voor Europa denkt, waar het enthousiasme
levendig wordt gehouden.
Van zijn verblijf in Engeland nam Emerson de aangenaamste
indrukken mede. Overal was hij vriendelijk en gastvrij ontvangen.
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Oude vrienden werden nog eens bezocht, nieuwe vriendschapsbanden gesloten. Bancroft, de groote amerikaansche geschiedsehrijver,
die toen nog gezant te Londen was, bracht hem in kennis met
Hallam, Dickens, 'Thackeray, Tennyson, Disraeli, Forster, Robert
Brown, Owen, Lyell en anderen, Hij was voor eenige dagen de
gast van Miss Martineau, die pas uit Egypte was teruggekeerd.
Met haar bezocht hij Wordsworth, den dichter van de Ode op de
onsterfelijkheid, welke volgens hem de hoogte aanwijst, waartoe
de geest in onzen tijd kan stijgen.
Sinds 1838 woont Emerson als privaat persoon te Concord in
Massachusetts. Zijn woning staat op de plaats, waar de Amerikanen in 1775 een overwinning bebaalden op de Engelschen. 1
1 Aan een artikel van een Amerikaan over “Emerson in zijn eigen wo
ning”,’ geplaatst in The Inquirer van 26 Juli 1879, ontleenen wij de
volgende bijzonderheden:
Emerson woont met zijn vrouw en een dochter. Naast hem woonde vroeger de bekeilde Nathanael Hawthorne (f 1864). Zijn eenige zoon is een uitstekend geneeshecr te Concord.
Zijn huis is eenvoudig, maar smaakvol ingericht. De niet groote
bibliotheek bestaat alleen uit voortreffelijke werken. Schrijvers uit verschillende deelen der wereld zenden hem present-exemplaren hunner geschriften.
In den omgang boeit Emerson vooral door zijn eenvoud. Over zijn gebrek aan helderheid heeft men dikwijls ten onrechte geklaagd. Eenige
handwerkslieden Zeiden eens tot hun nieuwen predikant: wij zijn maar
eenvoudige'lieden en hebben het niet verder gebracht dan dat wij Emer
son kunnen begrijpeii.
De grijsaard onderzoekt nog met de grootste gemakkelijkheid de moeielijkste problemen van onzen tijd. Zijn dichterlijk idealisme is verheven
boven de heftige polemiek der theologen.
Wie den wijze van Concord bezocht heeft, verwondert zich niet over
de liefde, die zijn vrienden hem toedragen, over den eerbied, waarmede
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Na het verlaten van den kansel heeft hij het werk, in de kerk
begonnen, in de maatschappij voortgezet. Als schrijver en als spreker in verschillende vereenigingen, voor geletterden en ongeletterden, is hij steeds als de prediker van het idealisme opgetreden.
Eerst had hij met allerlei vooroordeelen te kampen. Men waarschuwde tegen hem, omdat hij een ongeloovig en goddeloos mensch
was. Maar het duurde niet lang , of hij werd als de gevierde auteur
en spreker begroet. Volgens de getuigenis van een landgenoot kan
men zich niets aangrijpenders voorstellen dan Emerson te hooren.
Als hij een gedachte uitspreekt, die de vrucht is van langdurige
overpeinzing, dan zou men meenen, dat hij in het bezit was van
een opdracht. door de gansche menschheid onderteekend, om juist
z66 te spreken.
Carlyle, die de beide eerste bundels zijner “Essays” met een
Voorrede verrijkte, noemde ze: de alleenspraak van een ziel, die
waar is. In Engeland verschenen van zijn werken tai van nadrukken, in Frankrijk en Duitschland enkele vertalingen. Vooral
in Duitschland zijn sommige schrijvers hoogelijk met hem inge
nomen.
“Ein Prophet, nicht in der pratentiosen Bedeutung gebraucht,
die uns die Vergangenheit, die Heiligkeit vieler Jahre ertheilt,
ist Emerson wohl zu nennen. Er ist es nicht allein weil er Geist
besitzt, denn wir haben viele lebende Autoren, die auch damit
gesegnet sind; wahrend wir jedoch hinter jenen uns selten einen
Charakter denken konnen, und nur ihre, in den Spinnennetzen
der Literatur, waltende Feder verfolgen, so denken wir uns hin
ter seinen Worten einen leuchtenden, strahlenden Charakter verborgen. Ja noch mehr, wir ahnen ein groszes Herz voll Anmuth
geleerden uit Engeland en Amerika tot hem opzien. Niemand verlaat zijn
gastvrije woning zonder de overtuiging mede te nemen, dat hij althans
eenmaal in zijn leven een groot man heeft ontmoet.
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und Liebs, das sich allein dem Fortschritt dsr Menschheit gewidmet hat.” 1
“Kein Schriftstellsr” — zoo schrijft Hermann Grimm 2 — “hat
solchen Reiz fur mich als Emerson. Nichts Ueberflussigendes, Beschonigendes, Sentimentales finden wir bei ihm. Die alltaglichen
Binge macht er poetisch, das geringste fiihrt er auf das groszte
zurtick. Mit einem Wort hebt er uns uber die Erde, und wahrend
er sagt, dasz alles schon sei, glauben wir es ihm. Die Welt
wird zu einer bunten Wiese, die er vor uns ausbreitet, und der
Geist des Lebendigen flieszt mitten hindurch in klaren Wellen,
aus denen versteckt alle Blumen und Graser Kraft und Wachsthum
trinken.”
In ons vaderland heeft, zoover ik weet, alleen Dr. Wolff op
hem de aandacht gevestigd en hem een plaats toegekend onder
de voortreffelijkste schrijvers. 34 Aan hem dank ik mijn eerste ken-
nismaking met Emerson, terwijl hij mij tevens aan zich verplicht
heeft door de inlichtingen, mij bij de bewerking dezer schets
gegeven. 1
Zullen wij in staat zijn Emerson te begrijpen, dan moeten wij
niet vergeten, dat hij een Amerikaan is, die voor Amerikanen
schrijft en spreekt.
1 Vgl.
Fabricius, in de Voorrede voor eenige door hem vertaalde Es
says van Emerson (1858).
2 Vgl. E. W. Emerson uber Goethe und Shakespeare (1857).
3 Vgl. De Gids, 1861, p. 772-825.
4 De londensche editie, (Bell & Sons, 1876) getiteld: The complete
Works of R. W\ Emerson is alles behalve compleet. Daarin ontbreken
o. a.: The mind and manners of the nineteenth century, lezingen
door E. in 1848 in Engeland gehonden; Memoirs of Margaret Fuller,
Marchesa d'Ossoli, in 1852 met W. H. Channing uitgegeven; Ora
tion on the death of President Lincoln, 1865; Society and Solitude,
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In zijn voorkomen vertoont hij het type van een Amerikaan
nit Nieuw-Engeland.
Niet Engeland, maar Amerika is volgens hem de zetel en het
centrum van het britsche ras. Zijn vaderland bezit natuurlijke
voordeelen, welke het moederland mist. Eens zal Engeland, als
een oud en uitgeput eiland, tevreden moeten zijn wanneer het
zijn kinderen krachtig ontwikkeld ziet.
In zijn lezing over den amerikaanschen geleerde laat hij de fiere
taal hooren: “Wij hebben te lang naar Europa geluisterd. Reeds
begint men den geest van den vrijen Amerikaan voor schroomvallig en bedeesd te houden, steeds geneigd om anderen na te vol
gen. Wij mogen niet altijd van den oogst van vreemden profiteeren. Wij moeten op eigen beenen staan , met eigen handen arbeiden,
onze eigen gedachten uitspreken .*
1
Er zijn menschen, die vragen: wie wil gaarne in een land
wonen, dat haast geen verleden, geen geschiedenis heeft? Aan
dezulken vraagt hij op zijn beurt: zoudt gij u thuis gevoelen in
een land, waar privileges worden toegekend aan geboorte en rijkdom , waar de pers niet vrij , het pauperisme een ontzettende macht
is, waar titulaire vors ten heerschen, die in prachtige koetsen
rijden en veel wijn drinken, maar niet door zelfopoffering, volharding en ernstige studie hun leven versieren? 2
Essays, 1870; (vertaald in het Duitsch door Mohnicke, Zweite Auflage,
1876); Letters and Social Aims, Essays, 1871; (in het duitsch met een
inleiding van Julian Schmidt, 1876); Parnasszis, Selected Poems, 1871.
In het prachtwerk, dat onlangs is aangekondigd: The hundred grea
test Men zullen, behalve door Matthew Arnold, Max Muller, Fayne en
Renan, ook door Emerson “historical Introductions” gegeven worden.
1 Rede, uitgesproken 31 Aug. 1837, in de Phi Seta Kappa Society
te Cambridge.
2 The young American, een lezing, gehouden te Boston, 7 Febr.
1844, in the Mercantile Library Association.
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De ingenomenheid met zijn land en volk maakt hem daarom
niet blind voor de groote gebreken, die hij opmerkte. Als een
echt profeet treedt hij daartegen op. In de staatsstukken en de
debatten der volksvertegenwoordigers, in de lycaea en kerken, in
de nieuwsbladen verneemt hij niet de taal, die van een opgewekt
nationaal gevoel getuigt. ’t Schijnt of het belang van den kapitalist het eenige noodige is! Wie verkondigt van het spreekgestoelte, in de courant of op de straten het geheim van den
echten held, die alleen het onmogelijke tot stand kan brengen?
Wij bezitten, zegt hij, geen krachtige publieke meening. Wij
scharen ons niet aan de zijde der echte liberalen, die de armen,
de onderdrukten, de zwakken beschermen. Wij hebben te veel
vertrouwen op het geld, maar te weinig op God.
Bij herhaling wordt het practisch materialisme bestreden, dat
zich in alle vertakkingen van het amerikaansche leven openbaart.
In onze maatschappij — zoo roept hij zijn toehoorders toe —
is er, behalve aan pachters, wevers en zeelieden, ook behoefte
aan enkele mannen, die de hemelsche vonk, welke in hun borst
gloeit, op anderen weten over te brengen, die ons de richting
aanwijzen, welke wij te volgen hebben. “Zult gij te midden van
allerlei stemmen, die roepen om nieuwe wegen of standbeelden,
verbeteringen in kleeding of in de tandheelkunde, om een politieke partij of de verdeeling van een staat, niet het oor leenen
aan een paar eenzame stemmen in het land, die voor ideeen en
beginselen pleiten, welke niet verkocht noch vernietigd kunnen
worden?” 1
Ook in zijn sterk ontwikkeld individualisme is Emerson het
type van den echten Amerikaan. Hij bekommert zich niet om het
oordeel zijner lezers of hoorders. Wat het publiek van hem zegt,
dat gaat hem niets ter wereld aan.
1 The Transcendlist, een lezing, gehouden te Bostonenta, in Januari 1842.
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Een bevoegd beoordeelaar beeft opgemerkt: Emerson schrijft
en denkt als Amerikaan.
Emerson is terecht een wijsgeer genoemd. Elk onderwerp wordt
door hem wijsgeerig behandeld. Nooit blijft hij bij de oppervlakte
staan. Ieder verschijnsel, ook het schijnbaar onbelangrijkste, wordt
door hem ontleed en verklaard. Hij rust niet, voordat hij tot
het wezen der dingen is doorgedrongen.
Maar een wijsgeerig stelsel zoeken wij bij hem te vergeefs.
Een boek over de wijsbegeerte heeft hij nooit geschreven. Het
zijn korte verhandelingen over allerlei onderwerpen, Essays, die
hij geeft. Hij rangschikt zich het liefst onder de zoekende geesten en heeft een onbegrensden afkeer van alle stelselzucht en dogmatisme. Er is volgens hem geen enkele waarheid, hoe verheven
ook, of de mogelijkheid bestaat, dat wij haar morgen, bij het
licht van nieuwe gedachten, moeten prijs geven. Hij houdt niet
van die menschen, welke altijd naar een steunpunt verlangen.
De meesterwerken van God, de volmaakte eenheid zijn verborgen en onberekenbaar. Als wij nog jong zijn, besteden wij veel
tijd en moeite, om alle deflnities over godsdienst, poezie, kunst
en politiek op te teekenen, in de hoop dat wij binnen eenige
jaren de waarde van alle theorieen zullen kennen. Maar de jaren
gaan voorbij en het doel. waarnaar wij streven, wordt niet bereikt.
Tegenover het materialisme kiest Emerson beslist partij voor
het idealisme. Terwijl de materialist uitgaat van de zinnelijke
wereld en den mensch als een harer producten beschouwt, is
het menschelijk bewustzijn zijn uitgangspunt. De natuur, de letterkunde, de geschiedenis zijn volgens hem subjectieve verschijnselen. De geest is de eenige realiteit. Hij houdt het voor bepaald onmogelijk, dat een idealist zoo diep zou kunnen zinken,
om een materialist te worden.
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Emerson is een hartstochtelijk bewonderaar van de natuur.
“Ik doorwaadde moerassen en baggerde door de sneeuw zonder
hoop en voelde mij toch vroolijk en volmaakt gelukkig. Wie in
de bosschen zijn leven doorbrengt, kan altijd een kind blijven.
Zij zijn altijd jong. Er heerscht daar zeker decorum. Het is er
voortdurend feest. Daar gevoel ik eerst, dat de natuur elke ramp
kan genezen. dat alle egolsme verdwijnt. Mijn oog wordt een
doorschijnende globe. Ik voel mij een deel van God. De naam
van mijn vriend klinkt mij als een vreemde in de ooren of als
een, dien ik slechts toevallig boor. Of ik heer of knecht ben,
het raakt mij niet. Ik bemin een onsterfelijke schoonheid. Te
midden van velden en bosschen ben ik niet alleen, geen onbekende. Maar de natuur is niet altijd in feestkleederen getooid.
Hetzelfde tooneel, dat gister nog zoo liefelijk was, is heden som
ber. Daarom moet er harmonie zijn tusschen de natuur en den
mensch, zal het gevoel van voldoening in ons worden opgewekt.”
Zoo schreef hij in een zijner eerste opstellen. 1 De beschouwingen, die hij hier over de natuur geeft, herinneren aan Fichte’s
idealisme. Ik ben niet in staat — zoo schrijft hij — de onfeilbaarheid mijner zintuigen te bewijzen; ik weet niet of de indrukken, die zij mij verschaffen, met de voorwerpen in overeenstemming zijn. Maar wat doet het er toe, of de Orion werkelijk in
de diepten van het firmament bestaat of een beeld is, op het
uitspansel mijner ziel geteekend? Het is mij om het even, of de
natuur een werkelijk bestaan heeft of een apocalypse is van den
geest. Zij blijft in mijn oog even eerbiedwaardig. Al zijn wij van
de onveranderlijkheid der natuurwetten overtuigd, daaruit kan het
absoluut bestaan der natuur niet bewezen worden. Kinderen gelooven aan de zichtbare wereld. Lichtzinnige zielen maken zich vroolijk
over hen, volgens wie de natuur geen werkelijk bestaan heeft
1 Nature, 1839.
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buiten ons. De wetenschap werpt de gewone voorstellingen over
de natuur omver. Door haar voorgelicht, noemt onze geest, wat
men gewoon is werkelijkheid te noemen, schijn en daarentegen
werkelijk, wat in het oog van velen een visioen is.
Later moge Emerson wat minder beslist gesproken hebben, de
zichtbare wereld blijft toch in zijn oog slechts het symbool der onzichtbare. Tegenover Locke kent hij aan het onstoffelijke de prioriteit toe bo ven het stoffelijke.
Ook de natuur leidt volgens Emerson tot God op, wien hij
het liefst the Over-Soul noemt. Hij is de ziel van alles. Buiten
hem bestaat niets. Hij woont in ons. Er is geen muur als grens,
waar het uitwerksel, de mensch, ophoudt en de oorzaak, God, begint. Hij bezoekt ons, gelijk het spreekwoord zegt, zonder klok-
kengelui. De natuur van den absoluten geest is goedheid en waarheid. Wij kunnen zijn taal alleen verstaan, wanneer wij aan onze
beste gedachten gehoorzamen, ons aan den geest der profetie
toevertrouwen, die elk mensch is ingeschapen. Wanneer wij ons
onder den invloed van zijn geest stellen, dan worden onze gesprekken lyrisch, zacht als het geluid van den wind, die pas
opkomt. Wie zijn goddelijke tegenwoordigheid bespeurt, wordt
met geestdrift vervuld.
God openbaart zich alleen aan de eenvoudigen en nederigen.
Wie zich met Hem vereenigd gevoelt, weet bij intuitie dat het
goede ook het ware is, dat zijn belangen den Allerhoogste ter
harte gaan. Wat voor hem goed is, zal hem niet kunnen ontgaan.
Elk woord, ieder boek, die voor hem noodig zijn tot hulp of
vertroosting, zullen zeker tot hem komen. Wie Gods stem wil
hooren, moet in zijn binnenkamer gaan en de deuren gesloten
houden, gelijk Jezus deed. Het is noodig om naar de stem in
ons binnenste te luisteren, zullen wij God lceren kennen. 1
1 Vgl. vooral The Over-Soul, in de tweede bundel zijoer Essays (1844).
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Godsdienst is aanbidding. Volgens Emerson zijn wij van nature
geloovigen en waren de schoonste tijdperken in de geschiedenis der
menschheid door geloof gekennierkt. Maar wij moeten ons niet ongerust maken, als wij den invloed van Calvijn, Fenelon, Wesley of Chan
ning zien afnemen. Op de bouwvallen van kerken en godsdiensten
richt God zijn tempel op in de harten der menschen. Wij leven thans
in een tijdperk van overgang. De oude leerstellingen, die eens de
volken krachtig gemaakt, ja in het leven geroepen hebben , schijnen
krachteloos geworden. Men heeft helaas! godsdienst en zedelijkheid
van elkander gescheiden. In onze groote steden wonen massa’s
menschen, die geen God meer hebben, omdat zij materialisten zijn
geworden. Geestdrift , verhefiing van het hart zijn hun vreemd.
Velen gelooven aan chemie, mechanica, vleesch, wijn , rijkdom,
aan electrische batterijen, naaimachines — maar niet aan een
goddelijke oorzaak. Kunnen er krachtiger bewijzen voor veler
ongodsdienstigheid gegeven worden dan de . verdraagzaamheid
tegenover den slavenhandel, de verkeerde richting, die de opvoeding neemt, de geringe waarde, die aan de hoogste gaven
van geest en hart wordt toegekend, de verdraagzaamheid der
meest beschaafde gezelschappen tegenover de zonde? Het staat
bij Emerson vast, dat het scepticisme de overwinning niet zal
behalen. Maar het moet niet door theologische leerstellingen bestreden worden, “Vergeet uw boeken en overleveringen en gehoorzaamt alleen aan uw zedelijk instinkt. Ik ken geen woorden, die zulk een diepe beteekenis hebben als deze: geestelijk en
zedelijk.” 1
Een zijner jongste Essays is getiteld; Onsterfelijkheid. 2 Hij
kan zich begrijpen, dat men niet gaarne over dit onderwerp schrijft.
De lezer zal zich teleurgesteld voelen. Hij vindt niet, wat hij zoekt.
1 Vgl. The Conduct of Life (1860).
2 Vgl. Letters and social aims.
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Gelijk alle ernstige zielen, zegt Emerson, is mijn geloof aan de
onsterfelijkheid der ziel vaster dan de bewijzen, die ik daarvoor
geef. Het eenig werkelijk bewijs is te teeder en staat boven alle
redeneering; daarom blijft Wordsworth’s “Ode op de onsterfelijk
heid” altijd een meesterstuk.
Men kan wijzen op de oneindigheid van het heelal, die zich
evenzeer in elk deeltje openbaart; op ons verlangen naar het blijvende, het eeuwige, dat alleen in staat is op den duur onze belangstelling te wekken; op de onvolmaaktheid van den arbeid en
de deugd zelfs van den edelste; op allerlei analogieen en profetieen
in ons en buiten ons. Al hebben die gronden en gevolgtrekkingen
zeker beteekenis, zij zijn onvoldoende om daarop een theorie te
bouwen, gelijk menigmaal is beproofd.
Zulk een onderwerp moet met heiligen schroom behandeld worden. Niet door boeken of door theologische bewijzen, maar alleen
door een uitnemende persoonlijkheid, die ons oog aan het tijdelijke ontrukt en op het eeuwige wijst, in wiens hart de krachtigste en teederste liefde woont, kan het visioen verklaard worden.
Daarom heeft het getuigenis van enkele geinspireerde zielen groote
beteekenis. Het is een dwaasheid, om te vragen: mijn bisschop,
mijn leeraar, hoe denkt gij daarover? Geloofden Wesley, Butler,
Fenelon aan onsterfelijkheid? Wat zijn dat voor vragen? Leest
liever een dichter als Milton of een ziener als Plato; leest den
heiligen Augustinus, Swedenborgh, Kant. Wie de wetten des geestes verstaan heeft, zal zulke vragen, die goed zijn voor schooljongens, niet meer doen.
Alleen hij bezit onsterfelijkheid, die, waar hij komt, alles
met nieuw leven bezielt. “Ik geloof, dat elke gezonde geest zich
bij de overtuiging kan nederleggen: Wanneer een bewust persoonlijk voortleven het beste is, — en als wij het heelal konden
overzien, zou het ons zeker blijken, dat dit het beste is, — dan
zal het ons deel worden.”
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De geschiedenis is volgens Emerson’s eigenaardige opvatting
de oorkonde van de werken van den geest, die alles omvat. Alle
feiten der historie bestaan reeds te voren als wetten in den geest.
Elke gebeurtenis, zal zij geloofwaardig en verstaanbaar zijn, moet
beantwoorden aan iets, dat in den mensch is. Wij stellen belang
in steden, die lang verwoest zijn, in pyramiden, omdat wij voor
die onzinnige uitdrukkingen: daar of eertijds de woorden: hier
of thans in de plaats willen stellen. Het niet-ik moet door het
ik, het verschil door de eenheid vervangen worden.
De geschiedenis van het individu geeft de verklaring van de
geschiedenis der wereld, der natuur, der kunst en der letter kunde. De St. Pieter is de zwakke kopie van een goddelijk
ideaal, dat in eens menschen ziel is opgekomen; de Munster
van Straatsburg het stoffelijk afdruksel van den geest van Erwin
von Steinbach.
De ervaring van elken dag leert de vervulling der oude profetie, dat woorden en teekenen, waarop wij vroeger geen acht
sloegen, concrete voorwerpen voor ons worden. Wie de engelsche
kathedralen bezoekt, bemerkt aanstonds, dat het woud een overweldigenden invloed op den geest der bouwmeesters heeft uitgeoefend. Wanneer wij op een winternamiddag door de bosschen
wandelen en op de kleuren letten, die door de takken doorschemeren, dan kennen wij den oorsprong der geschilderde glazen in
de gothische kerken.
Waarom trekken ons de geschiedenis, de letterkunde, de kunst
van Griekenland vooral aan? Omdat wij zelve Grieken zijn. Wij
worden daardoor aan een periode uit ons eigen leven herinnerd. Onze bewondering voor de oudheid geldt niet het oude,
maar het natuurlijke. De eenvoudigheid en de gratie van het
kind kenmerkten den Griek. Zijn vormen boeien ons, zoolang
wij het kinderlijk karakter behouden hebben.
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De godsmannen vervullen een missie, die in het hart en de
ziel van den eenvoudigste onder hun leerlingen was geschreven.
Hoe komt het, dat sommige menschen aan Jezus een bovennatuurlijken oorsprong toekennen, omdat hij uit de geschiedenis niet
verklaard kan worden ? Omdat zij zelve niet godsdienstig zijn, niet
tot zichzelve inkeeren; anders zou hun eigen godsvrucht de verklaring geven van elk zijner woorden en daden.
Ik ken de eerste monniken en anachoreten. Als ik menschen
ontmoette, die in contemplatie verzonken waren en een afkeer
hadden van den arbeid, herkende ik een Simon Stylites en de
eerste kapucynermonniken.
Wanneer de geschiedenis gelezen en geschreven wordt in het
licht dezer twee feiten: de geest is
; tusschen den geest en
de natuur bestaat een wederkeerige betrekking, dan zal zij niet
langer voor ons een onvruchtbaar boek zijn. Wij hooren dan niet
meer, welke boeken iemand gelezen, maar welke tijdperken hij
doorleefd heeft. In hem vind ik het verleden terug: de gouden
eeuw, den boom der kennis, de roeping van Abraham, den tempelbouw, de komst van den Christus, de Middeleeuwen, de herleving
der wetenschappen, de Hervorming, de ontdekking van nieuwe
werelden. Hij is de priester van Pan, die de zegeningen der
morgensterren en de weldaden van hemel en aarde zal brengen.
Veel te lang hebben wij onze aandacht gevestigd op die oude
chronologie van hoogmoed en zelfzucht. Aan een nieuwe historiographie is behoefte, waarin wij de ware uitdrukking onzer eigen
natuur zullen wedervinden. 1
Wanneer de geschiedenis, gelijk Emerson haar opvat, biographie
is, dan kan het ons niet verwonderen, dat vooral de uitnemende
persoonlijkheden zijn aandacht hebben getrokken. Volgens hem
schijnt de natuur voor hen te bestaan. Zij maken de aarde gezond.
Vgl. vooral Emerson’s Essay: History.
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Eerst door ons geloof aan hen wordt ons leven draaglijk en liefelijk. Wij leven dan met onze meerderen. Hun namen geven wij
aan onze kinderen en steden. In onze woningen staan hun werken
en beelden, terwijl elke omstandigheid ons een anecdote voor den
geest brengt, die op hen betrekking heeft. Als er een magneet
was, die ons kon aanwijzen, waar menschen wonen, die inwendig rijk en krachtig zijn, wij zouden al onze goederen verkoopen en heden nog met dezen magneet op reis gaan.
Een groot man woont in een hoogere sfeer der gedachten, waartoe anderen slechts met moeite eD inspanning kunnen opklimmen.
Als hij zijn oogen opent, ziet hij de dingen in het ware licht.
Hij is dicht bij ons, zoodat wij hem op het eerste gezicht herkennen. Hij voldoet aan onze verwachtingen en komt op den
juisten tijd.
Elke groote geest is de openbaring van een nieuw geheim der
natuur. De schimmen der helden verheffen zich telkens voor onze
oogen. Zij geven ons hun bevelen met blikken vol schoonheid en
woorden vol goedheid.
Maar welke helden staan in Emerson’s schatting het hoogst?
Zij, die zich weten te verloochenen en zichzelve durven te zijn,
bij wie het geestelijke hooger staat dan het stoffelijke, die door
oprechtheid en zelfbeheersching over anderen heerschen. Zij trekken alle klassen der maatschappij tot zich, totdat eindelijk, gelijk men pleegt te zeggen, ook de honden zich aan hen toevertrouwen. 1
Men vergete evenwel niet, dat de held deugden bezit, die hij
niet aan anderen kan mededeelen. Het schijnt dat de godheid ,
1 Van Abraham Lincoln getuigt Emerson: “Hij was welkom en tehuis
in de nederigste hut, terwijl hij in dagen van gevaar de bewondering der
wijzen opwekte. Zijn hart was zoo groot als de wereld en toch was daarin
geen plaats, om de herinnering aan geleden onrecht te bewaren.
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•fils zij hem zendt om zijn tocht door de wereld te volbrengen,
op het kleed zijner ziel geschreven heeft: Slechts goed voor deze
reis. Volgens de wet der individualiteit moet ieder mensch zichzelf blijven.
Men zou kunnen vragen: Vormen de groote mannen eenkaste?
Zijn de ellendige massa’s van geen waarde? Wat wordt er dan
van de beloften aan de deugd gedaan ? Emerson’s antwoord luidt:
De maatschappij is een school, waarin elk op zijn beurt meester
en leerling is. Voor alien is dezelfde werkkring weggelegd. 1
Wie iets van Emerson gelezen heeft, kent zijn “Representative
Men”, die in 1850 voor het eerst zijn uitgegeven. Het boekje bevat geen levensschetsen van beroemde personen, maar typen. Plato
wordt als de wijsgeer, Swedenborg als de mysticus, Shakespeare
als de dichter, Montaigne als de scepticus, Goethe als de schrijver, Napoleon als de man der wereld geschetst. 2 De schrijver plaatst
ze niet in de lijst van hun tijd, maar beschouwt hen als de vertegenwoordigers van het geestelijk leven in zijn verschillende vor
men. “De schatten des geestes worden onder de hoede van dit
zestal gesteld, zonder wie het u niet geoorloofd is, daarnaar te
grijpen. Een groot paleis staat voor ons, waartoe zes poorten den
1 Vgl. Uses of great men , een Inleiding op Representative Men.
2 “In der geistvollcn kleinen Schrift “Representative Men” giebt der
Amerikaner Emerson dem einen Aufsatz den Titel “Shakespeare oder der
Dichter”, dem anderen “Goethe oder der Schriftsteller”. Dieser Unterschied
in den Titeln erscheint zuerst wunderlich: Goethe ist doch vor Allem auch
Dichter. Bei naherem Zusehen verstandigt man sich aber mit dem Verfasser
wohl. Shakespeare ist ausschlieszlich Dichter und als solcher der erste
unter den modernen; wer dagegen Goethe nnr als Dichter kennt, kennt
ihn kaum zur Halfte.”
(Vgl. Julian Schmidt; “Goethe nnd Herder”, in de 'PreussiscTie Jahr-
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toegang verschaffen, aan elk van welke -een dezer helden de wacht
houdt. Wie binnen wil treden, moet zich aan een der zes onderwerpen.” (Herm. Grimm.) Bij dit boekje, zoo rijk aan schoonfr
en diepzinnige gedachten, moeten wij, al kan het slechts kort
zijn, de aandacht onzer lezers bepalen.
Plato behoort tot de lievelingsschrijvers van Emerson. Telkens
komt hij op hem terug. Wanneer een scepticus, over vragen die
op het geestelijk leven betrekking hebben, zijn meeningen verkondigt en Plato niet gelezen heeft, dan kan hij, volgens onzen schrijver, geen aanspraak maken op onzen tijd.
Gedurende 22 eeuwen is Plato de Bijbel der geleerden. Mannen als Augustinus, Copernicus, Newton, Swedenborg waren zijn
schuldenaars en tot schade van hun roem na hem geboren.
Tot schande der menschheid is het niemand gelukt, om een
enkel idee aan de zijne toe te voegen. Hij had geen vrouw en
kinderen, maar de denkers van alle beschaafde volken vormen zijn
nakomelingschap en zijn met zijn geest doortrokken. De alexandrijnsche geleerden' en de groote helden uit de eeuw van Eliza
beth zijn leerlingen van hem. Het Calvinisme, ja zelfs het Chris
tendom vindt ge in zijn Phaedo terug. Het mysticisme dankt aan
Plato al zijn teksten. Een Engelschman leest hem en roept uit:
Hoe geheel engelschfl Een lezer in Nieuw-Engeland houdt hem
voor een amerikaansch genie.
Hoe is het te verklaren, dat hij in de geschiedenis van het
geestelijk leven van ons geslacht zulk een hooge plaats heeft in
genomen , dat alle scholen, wijsgeeren, kerken, priesters zijn
werken hebben bestudeei^r Zulk een wonder zou onverklaarbaar
zijn, ware Plato niet een oprecht en universeel denker geweest,
die de wetten van den geest en de orde der natuur wist te eerbiedigen, in wiens hoofd een plaats was voor de schatten van
Europa en van Azie.
Emerson dweept, zou men bijna zeggen, met Plato. Alleen be-
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treurt hij het, dat deze edele in het achtste boek der Republiek
den leugen voor regenten geoorloofd acht.
Is Swedenborg terecht de vertegenwoordiger der mystiek genoemd? Deze type komt mij voor het minst gelukt te zijn Gaarne
beken ik, dat het mij niet gelukt is, den schrijver altijd te kunnen volgen. Misschien zou hier de uitspraak van een zijner bewonderaars in Amerika van toepassing zijn: Als ik Emerson niet
hegrijp, dan ligt het aan mij.
Het kan ook zijn, dat Swedenborg, die zelf alles behalve door
duidelijkheid uitmunt, moeielijk in een helder licht kan worden
gesteld voor hen, die vreemdelingen zijn in zijn werken.
Er is in die vreemde persoonlijkheid veel, dat Emerson aantrekt.
Vooreerst staan bij hem boven den dichter en den wijsgeer de
mannen, die ons in de wereld der zedelijkheid of van den wil
binnenleiden. ‘‘Van alles maak ik poezie, maar het zedelijk gevoel maakt poezie van mij.”
Maar hij vond ook enkele zijner lievelingsdenkbeelden bij Sweden
borg terug. Alles in de natuur is volgens dezen mysticus symbolisch
-en typisch; de zinnelijke wereld is slechts het zinnebeeld der geestelijke. Met vromen eerbied was hij vervuld voor de harmonie,
die hij in de natuur wist te ontdekken. Volgens Emerson komt
hem een plaats toe onder de wetgevers der menschheid. Zijn tijdgenooten mochten hem voor een visionair houden; maar terwijl
de koningen en hertogen van zijn tijd lang vergeten zijn, begint
hij thans in de harten van duizenden te leven.
Toch is Emerson alles behalve blind voor de afdwalingen van
dien grooten geest. Zijn omgang met engelen en geesten trok
hem niet aan. Zijn onderzoek droeg eeri te uitsluitend theologisch
karakter. Het individu kwam bij hem niet tot zijn recht. Men
is met hem altijd in een kerk.
De scepticus heeft een afkeer van de uitersten. Hij gaat even-
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min met den speculatieven wijsgeer als met den materialist, met
den idealist als met den realist, met den geloovige als met den
ongeloovige mede. Waarom —■ zoo vraagt hij — zal ik gaan
philosopheeren over dingen, die buiten de grenzen van mijn ver
stand liggen? Waartoe ons op overtuigingen omtrent een ander
leven beroepen, die wij niet bezitten? Wat baat het de kracht
der deugd te overdrijven en een eogel te worden vbdr uw tijd?
Ik heb genoeg van de dogmatici en walg van hen, die de dog
ma’s ontkennen. Ik ben hier om te onderzoeken. Waartoe theorieen over de maatschappij, den godsdienst, de natuur verkondigd, die elk oogenblik weersproken kunnen worden ?
Het terrein van den scepticus is dat der waarneming, der onthouding, niet van het ongeloof, van de ontkenning, nog minder
van de spotternij. Hij is de bedachtzame, voorzichtige man, die
zijn rekening opmaakt, zijn goederen bestuurt en meent, dat een
mensch te veel vijanden heeft, om ook nog zijn eigen vijand te
worden. Montaigne is volgens hem een type van het verstandig
scepticisme.
Vanwaar Emerson’s voorliefde voor hem? Hij verhaalt ons,
dat hem uit de bibliotheek zijns vaders een deel van Cotton’s
vertaling der Essais van Montaigne in handen kwam. Jaren
daarna, toen hij pas de hoogeschool verlaten had, las hij het
en schafte zich ook de andere deelen aan. De lectuur boeide
hem. ’t Was hem of hij zelf die bladzijden geschreven had in
een vroeger leven, daar zij geheel de uitdrukking waren van zijn
eigen denkbeelden en ervaringen. Met blijdschap vernam hij later,
dat een der nieuw ontdekte autografen van Shakespeare op een
vertaling van Montaigne door Florio geschreven was.
Ook trok hem Montaigne’s blanke oprechtheid aan. Hij verstond niet de kunst van veinzen. Hij beleed zijn zonden. Zijn
eigen deugden hield hij niet voor vlekkeloos. “Wanneer ik zijn
portret tegenover het titelblad bekijk, dan is ’t of ik hem hoor
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zeggen: gij kunt declameeren en overdrijven zooveel gij wilt;
ik houd mij aan de waarheid en spreek liever in proza over wat
ik weet, dan dat ik een fraaien roman schrijf. Ik houd van oude
schoenen, die mijn voeten geen pijn doen, van oude vrienden en
duidelijke bewijzen.”
Zijn beschouwingen over allerlei onderwerpen laten zich aangenaam lezen. Montaigne schrijft in de taal der conversatie. Hij
is nooit zouteloos, onoprecht en bezit het talent om den lezer
bezig te houden met wat hem belang inboezemt. Hij kent de
wereld, de boeken en zijn eigen persoon; hij schreeuwt niet,
protesteert niet, smeekt niet; hij geniet elk uur van den dag
en bemint de smart, omdat zij hem aan de werkelijkheid herinnert. Hij houdt van stevigen grond onder zijn voeten. Enthousiasme of hoogere inspiratie zoekt gij bij hem te vergeefs. Hij
blijft altijd kalm en bezadigd; alleen wanneer hij over Socrates
spreekt, wordt hij hartstochtelijk.
Het recht van het scepticisme van Montaigne moet volgens
Emerson erkend worden. In sommige oogenblikken van ons leven
trekt het ons aan. Het is niet het scepticisme van den materia
list. “Wat vleermuizen of ossen denken , gaat ons niet aan.”
Maar het scepticisme heeft zijn grenzen. Het zedelijk gevoel is
onaantastbaar. In het veranderlijke moeten wij het blijvende leeren
ontdekken. Moge de eene afgrond zicb onder den anderen openen,
deze meening plaats maken voor gene — in de eeuwige oorzaak
heeft alles zijn grond.
Geen dichter staat in Emerson’s oog zoo hoog als Shakespeare,
de dichter bij uitnemendheid. Anderer wijsheid kunt gij verklaren,
de zijne niet. Wij moeten in het voorhof blijven staan. Men kan
zich niets verheveners voorstellen dan zijn scheppingen. Zijn levenswijsheid is even groot als zijn lyrisch talent en phantasie.
Zijn taal is melodieus en waar. Nooit liet hij zich tot ostentatie
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verleiden. De personen, die hij laat optreden, schijnen met hem
onder
dak te wonen.
Niet Aubrey of Eowe, maar Shakespeare zelf geeft ons zijn
biographie. Al kan hij zijn drievoet niet verlaten, om ons de
geheime geschiedenis zijner inspiratie te verhalen, wij kennen zijn
overtuigingen over vr^agstukken, waarin elk mensch belang stelt:
over leven en dood, rijkdom en armoede, over de verborgen en
zichtbare invloeden, die ons lot bepalen, over de geheimzinnige
en demonische machten, welke met onze wetenschap spotten. Wie’
las ooit zijn sonnetten en drama’s en ontdekte niet zijn intiemste
gedachten ? Bleven de vragen, die op zedelijkheid, godsdienst,
wijsbegeerte betrekking hebben, door hem onbeantwoord ? Kan
een vorst niet, evenals Napoleon van Talma, van hem leeren ,
hoe hij koninklijk moet optreden? Welk meisje vond hem niet
teederder dan haar eigen teederste gevoelens? Overtrof hij den
jeugdigen minnaar niet in liefde? Aan welken edelman met ruwe
manieren gaf hij geen lessen ?
Waarom mag Shakespeare het type van den dichter heeten?
Omdat hij het wezen der dingen in muziek en verzen weet uit
te drukken. Hij is een profeet, een voorlooper van een beteren
toestand. Onpartijdig schildert hij het tragische zoowel als het
komische. Met even vaste hand teekent hij een ooghaartje of een
kuiltje in den wang, als een berg. De gansche wereld kon zich
door hem laten portretteeren.
Men zou zich vergissen, wanneer men Emerson voor een blind
vereerder van “dien zanger en weldoener der menschheid” hield.
Ook Shakespeare deelt volgens hem in de menschelijke onvolkomenheden. Hij bleeft bij de schoonheid der zichtbare wereld
staan. Het is bevreemdend, dat zulk een genie niet de hoogere
beteekenis der symbolen onderzocht. Waar het talent en gaven
des geestes geldt, kent de wereld zijns gelijke niet. Maar zijn
leven was in strijd met zijn ideeen. Hij, die voor de zielkunde
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een nieuw veld opende , die de standaard der menschheid hooger
vlrhief, leidde zelf een onheilig leven! Hij misbruikte zijn genie
tot amusement van het publiek! “De wereld wacht nog op haar
dichter-priester, die als een geinspireerde zien, spreken en handelen zal.”
De schrijver is , volgens Emerson , de man voor alle eeuwen ,
die tot zijn eigen tijd in de rechte betrekking moet staan. Hij
was vroeger een gewijde persoonlijkheid. Toen schreef hij bijbels, hymnen ter eere der godheid, wetboeken , heldendichten
en treurspelen. Elk zijner woorden bevatte een waarheid. Hij
wekte volken tot nieuw leven op. Waarom zijn de schrijvers
thans minder geSerd ? Omdat zij voor de wisselende meeningen
van het wufte volk buigen, een slechte regeering schaamteloos
verdedigen of in dienst der oppositie hun geblaf laten hooren,
kleurlooze kritiek en onzedelijke romans schrijven, in plaats van
dag en nacht hun dorst aan de bronnen der inspiratie te
lesschen.
Emerson meent, dat wij van niemand beter dan van Goethe
de macht en den plicht van den auteur kunnen leeren. Hij trad op
in een tijd van algemeene beschaving zonder individualiteit; van
poStische schrijvers zonder dichters; van parlementaire redenaars
en advocaten zonder Demosthenessen en Chattams; van theologische faculteiten zonder profeten, van geleerde genootschappen
zonder geleerden.
Goethe is het hoofd van het duitsche volk. Hij ontleende zijn
kracht aan de natuur, waarmede hij op het innigst verbonden was,
aan den eeuwigen geest, die hem bezielde. Vandaar dat verheven
gevoel van onafhankelijkheid, hetwelk hem kenmerkte. Niets bleef
voor hem verborgen; hij wist van demonen, heiligen, bovennatuurlijke krachten gebruik te maken. Hij ontdekte elk geheim
op het gebied der schoone kunsten. Hij had geen tijd, om iemand
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te haten. Zijn “Wilhelm Meister” is de schoonste roman. Wie het
boek kan verstaan, leest het met verrukking en verbazing. Geen
werk dezer eeuw is z66 nieuw, beschrijft het leven, de gewoonten, de karakters der menschen z66 juist. Alleen het slot is gebrekkig en onzedelijk.
Waarom, vraagt Emerson, kunnen wij Goethe nooit als een
geliefd vriend begroeten ? Omdat hij meermalen ons zedelijk gevoel beleedigt. De waarheid is bij hem alleen een middel tot
beschaving. De toon, dien hij aanslaat, is te wereldsch. “Wij
moeten” — zoo luidt het schoone slot dezer schets — “heilige
schriften schrijven, om aarde en hemel te vereenigen. Geen enkele onwaarheid mag blijven bestaan. De waarheid moet altijd
het richtsnoer onzer daden'zijn.”
Napoleon wordt als de vertegenwoordiger van de mannen van
het gezond verstand, van de praktijk geschetst. Hij is de profeet
van de kooplieden, industrieelen, van alien, wier doel is rijk te
worden. Hij bezat alles, wat de mensch in de 19de eeuw begeert: goede boeken, goed gezelschap , talrijke bedienden, paleizen , schilderijen en wat al niet meer. De ergste ziekte is in zijn
oog het verlangen naar volmaaktheid. Met minachting spreekt hij
over de predikers der vrijheid. Necker en Lafayette zijn in zijn
oog dwepers! Dankbaarheid en edelmoedigheid achtte hij goed
voor vrouwen en kinderen.
Napoleon werd geboren , omdat hij noodzakelijk was. Hij heerschte
over de volken, omdat deze Napoleons in het klein waren. Hij was
een man van staal en ijzer; zestien uren kon hij te paard
zitten, dagen lang bijna zonder voedsel en rust blijven. Hij handelde met de snelheid eens tijgers. Moedig, vastberaden , zonder
gewetensbezwaren, liet hij zich door niemand of niets van zijn
voornemen afbrengen. Hij wist wat hij den volgenden dag te
doen had. Hinderpalen en gevaren kende hij niet. Hij had een
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afkeer -van de mannen van geboorte en van “de erfelijke ezels”,
gelijk hij de Bourbons noemde.
Met al zijn groote en scbitterende gaven was hij geen held in
den waren zin des woords. Omdat hij verstand had zonder geweten, was hij een bedrieger en een schelm. Hij zocht fortuin
te maken zonder zedelijk begins el. Daarom heeft zijn werk geen
sporen achtergelaten. Volgens de eeuwige wet, die in het heelal
heerscht, moet iedere daad, die een zelfzuchtig doel beoogt, mislukken. Alleen dat goed gedijt, hetwelk met open deuren genoten kan worden en anderen tot zegen is.
Emerson is niet alleen wijsgeer, maar ook moralist. Ook
als zoodanig dienen wij hem wat meer van naderbij te leeren
kennen.
Het beginsel der zedelijkheid is volgens hem zelfvertrouwen. 1
Er komt in het leven van elk mensch een tijd, wanneer hij inziet, dat navolging voor hem met zelfmoord gelijk staat. Niemand, ook hij zelf niet, weet wat hij vermag, voordat hij er
de proef van genomen heeft. Gelijk de groote helden van ons geslacht, moet elk mensch de plaats innemen, welke de goddelijke Voorzienigheid hem heeft aangewezen, een weldoener en verlosser voor anderen zijn. Maar wij vertrouwen niet genoeg op ons
zelve en schamen ons daarom voor de goddelijke gedachte, die
wij vertegenwoordigen.
De maatschappij is er op uit, om ons deze zelfstandigheid te
ontrooven. Zij heeft een afkeer van zelfvertrouwen, houdt van
gebruiken en gewoonten en eischt boven alles conformiteit. Daartegen waarschuwt Emerson zoo krachtig mogelijk. Een mensch
moet een non-conformist wezen. Zelf moet hij onderzoeken wat
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goed is, overal, zonder aanzien des persoons, de ronde waarheid
zeggen. In de wereld volgens de publieke opinie, in de eenzaamheid naar eigen overtuiging te leven, dat gaat gemakkelijk. Maar
alleen hij is groot, die in de wereld de onafhankelijkheid der
eenzaamheid bewaart. Wie zich naar gebruiken schikt, die voor
hem geen recht van bestaan hebben, verliest al zijn kracht Wie
een doode kerk in het leven zoekt te houden, geeft zijn karakter
prijs. Wanneer ik weet, tot welke sekte iemand behoort, behoef
ik naar zijn meeningen geen onderzoek meer te doen. Als een
prediker over de kerkelijke instellingen het woord voert, dan weet
ik vooruit, dat hij niet als mensch, maar als dienaar der parochie
zal spreken. (?)
Laat de menigte haar ontevredenheid toonen over onze nonconformiteit, haar oordeel is zonder waarde.
Er is nog meer, wat ons zelfvertrouwen in den weg staat: onze
eerbied voor ons eigen verleden, voor onze woorden en daden,
waaraan wij niet ontrouw willen worden (consistency). Die dwaze
vasthoudendheid is het ideaal van kleine staatslieden, kleine philosofen en kleine theologen. Een groote ziel zegt ronduit wat
zij heden denkt, en spreekt later even open haar overtuigingen
uit, al wijken zij nog zoo ver af van die, welke vroeger gehuldigd werden. Het is waar, dan zullen oude dames uitroepen:
gij kunt zeker zijn, dat gij niet begrepen wordt. Maar Pytha
goras, Socrates, Jezus , KLuther, Copernicus, Galilei, Newton,
ja, geen enkel wijs en edel mensch werd ooit begrepen. Is dat
zoo treurig?
De bron van het zelfvertrouwen is volgens Emerson de spontaneiteit. “De intuitie is de fontein, waaruit daden en gedachten
ontspringen, de bron der inspiratie, welke alleen de atheist loochent.
Elk mensch weet, dat hij aan zijn inspiraties volkomen vertrouwen
schuldig is. Zij zijn evenmin betwistbaar als dag en nacht.”
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Op twee wetten in de zedelijke wereld vestigt Emerson vooral
de aandacht: de eerste is die der compensatie. 1
Reeds in zijn jengd, zoo verhaalt hij ons, had hij gewenscht,
over deze wet iets te schrijven. Naar zijn meening kan het leven
ons omtrent die wet beter inlichten dan de theologie, weet het
volk er meer van dan de predikers. De oneindige verscheidenheid
der documenten, die van de compensatie getuigen, bekoorde zijn
verbeelding. Hij was er van overtuigd, dat de leer der com
pensatie een ster op onzen weg zou zijn, waardoor wij in donkere oogenblikken voor afdwalingen bewaard werden. Op lateren
leeftijd werd de begeerte om daarover te schrijven weder bij hem
opgewekt. Hij hoorde een leeraar, die om zijn orthodoxie geacht
was, op de gewone manier over het laatste oordeel preeken. Aan
de rede en de Schrift ontleende hij de bewijzen, die ons dwingen aan een vergelding in het toekomend leven te gelooven. In
deze wereld toch heeft de gerechtigheid haar loop niet. De vergeldingsleer, door den prediker verkondigd, kwam hier op neer: goederen, prachtige kleeren, weelde en nog zooveel meer, dat alles is
thans in handen der beginselloozen, terwijl de godsdienstigen
arm en veracht zijn. De laatsten hebben dus aanspraak op geld,
wildbraad, champagne enz.
De dwaling van den prediker bestond volgens Emerson in de
concessie, dat de slechten gelukkig zijn en dat er op aarde geen
gerechtigheid heerscht. Maar de vergadering ging schijnbaar wel
voldaan naai’ huis. Nu moest hij zelf dat onderwerp eens op zijn
wijze gaan behandelen. Wij kunnen slechts enkele punten uit zijn
interessante verhandeling aanstippen.
Er heerscht in de natuur een onvermijdelijk dualisme, zoo
dat elk voorwerp een helft is, welke door een andere gecompleteerd wordt, b. v. geest en stof; man en vrouw; subjectief en
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objectief; boven en beneden; beweging en rust; ja en neen. De
physiologen hebben opgemerkt, dat er in de dierenwereld geen
bevoorrechten zijn, daar een zekere compensatie het evenwicht be-
waart tusschen elke gave en elk gebrek.
Een koud klimaat verhoogt onze kracht, Een onvruchtbare grond
brengt geen koortsen, krokodillen, tijgers of schorpioenen voort.
Ook in
Alle zoet
lies. Met
Wat ter
het leven van den mensch heerscht hetzelfde dualisme.
heeft zijn bitter. Tegenover elke winst staat een ver
elk grein vernuft krijgt gij ook een grein dwaasheid.
eener zijde verloren gaat, wordt ter anderer zijde ge-
wonnen. De natuur houdt niet van monopolies en uitzonderingen.
In het oog van den pachter is macht een begeerlijke zaak.
Maar hij vergeet, dat de President zijn “White-House” ’ duur
betaaid heeft. Misschien heeft hij zijn vrede en zijn beste eigen-
schappen moeten prijsgeven. Wie door de kracht van zijn wil
of zijn geest over duizenden heerscht, draagt ook de verantwoordelijkheid van die macht. De gemspireerde moet van het licht
getuigen', vader en moeder, vrouw en kind haten, de wereld be
droeven door aan de waarheid getrouw te blijven.
De wet der compensatie schrijft aan steden en volken wetten
voor. Niemand vermag iets tegen haar. Is een regeering wreed,
dan is het leven van den regent niet meer veilig. Wanneer het
strafwetboek te gestreng is, dan zullen de jury’s geen veroordeelend vonnis uitspreken. Al wat willekeurig, kunstmatig is, kan
op den duur niet bestaan.
Het heelal is in elk zijner deeltjes vertegenwoordigd. De natuuronderzoeker merkt in elke metamorphose hetzelfde type op:
het paard is een loopend, de visch een zwemmend, de vogel
een vliegend mensch. De ware leer der alomtegenwoordigheid Gods
1 De naam van het hotel, volgens de Constitute der Vereenigde Staten
van Amerika ter beschikking van den President gesteld.
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is deze: God openbaart zich met al zijn eigenschappen in elk
grasscheutje.
Alle dingen zijn zedelijk. De ziel, die in ons gevoel is, heet
buiten ons wet. In ons bemerken wij haar inspiratie, terwijl wij
in de geschiedenis haar noodlottige kracht kunnen bespeuren. “Zij
is in de wereld en de wereld is door haar gemaakt.”
Elk geheim komt aan het licht, iedere misdaad wordt gestraft,
elke deugd beloond, elk onrecht hersteld. Wat wij vergelding noemen, is de noodzakelijkheid, door welke het geheel verschijnt
wanneer een deel aanwezig is. Als gij rook ziet, moet er ook
vnur zijn. Oorzaak en gevolg, middelen en doel, zaad en vrucht
kunnen niet gescheiden worden. Alle pogingen, die de dwazen ondernemen om het goede te verkrijgen, zonder aan de voorwaarden
te voldoen, die daaraan verbonden zijn, blijven vruchteloos.
De wet der compensatie wordt in de spreekwoorden van alle
volken verkondigd: geef en u zal gegeven worden ; wie niets waagt,
bezit niets; wie niet werkt, zal niet eten; verwenschingen komen
altijd terug op het hoofd van hem, die ze uitspreekt; de duivel
is een ezel.
Wie een ander onrecht aandoet, lijdt daardoor zelf. De fanaticus, die de poorten des hemels voor anderen wil sluiten, vergeet dat voor hem de toegang gesloten is. Wie zich om het hart
van anderen niet bekommert, zal ook het zijne verliezen.
Niemand kan den edele eenig kwaad doen. Ziekte, beleediging,
armoede, alle rampen, worden zijn weldoeners. Een dwaas bijgeloof beweert, dat een mensch door anderen bedrogen kan worden.
Wij kunnen slechts ons zelve misleiden. Elke bewezen dienst wordt
vergolden. Hoe langer de betaling uitgesteld wordt, des te beter
voor ons: de goddelijke gerechtigheid is gewoon, met interest op
interest te betalen.
De geschiedenis der vervolgingen verhaalt, hoe de menschen
beproefd hebben de natuur te misleiden. Te vergeefs. De geeseling,
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die de martelaar ondergaat, strekt hem tot eer; ieder boek, dat
verbrand wordt, verlicht de wereld ; elke stem, die men tot zwijgen
poogt te brengen, weerklinkt over de gansche aarde. Eindelijk
ontwaken de geesten en de martelaar wordt gerechtvaardigd, de
onderdrukker van zijn macht beroofd.
De omstandigheden zijn onverschillig; de mensch is alles. Wanneer dwazen van de wet der compen satie hooren, dan roepen
zij nit: wat baat het goed te doen? Als ik iets goeds deelachtig word, moet ik den prijs daarvoor betalen; verlies ik iets
goeds, dan win ik wat anders. Zij vergeten, dat een mensch niets
wezenlijks verliest, wanneer hij in rechtschapenheid toeneemt. “Ik
wensch geen uitwendige goederen , geen eerbewijzingen , geen macht,
geen gunst van menschen, daar zij geen werkelijke winst aanbieden. Ik begin de woorden van den heiligen Bernard te begrijpen:
“Nieman d kan mij kwaad doen dan ik zelf; wanneer ik werkelijk
lijd, is het alleen mijn eigen schuld.”
Er schijnt een groote onrechtvaardigheid in de wereld te bestaan.
Wij denken aan de onderscheiding, die wij overal opmerken tusschen meer en minder. Wij voelen ons bedroefd, als wij in aanraking komen met menschen, die minder vermogens hebben dan
wij, en zijn verlegen met onze verhouding tegenover hen. Wij zijn
bevreesd, dat zij God zullen aanklagen. Maar wanneer wij de feiten
nauwkeurig onderzoeken , dan verdwijnen al die kolossale ongelijkheden. De liefde heft ze alle op. Is mijn broeder edeler dan ik,
ik kan hem beminnen en zijn eigenschappen worden de mijne. Ik
ontdek, dat hij mijn goede genius is. Wanneer ik Jezus bemin,
wordt zijn deugd dan niet de mijne?
Langzamerhand komen wij tot het besef, dat de wet der compensatie zich ook in de rampen des levens openbaart. Wij kunnen
van onze vrienden niet scheiden. Onze engelen willen wij niet laten
vertrekken. Maar wij vergeten, dat zij voor aartsengelen plaats
maken. De dood van een geliefden vriend of van een onzer be-
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trekkingen, eerst een gemis, brengt gewoonlijk een weldadige omwenteling in ons leven tot stand. Een tijdperk van ons leven
wordt gesloten, om plaats te maken voor een ander, dat heilzamer is voor de ontwikkeling van ons karakter.
Emerson herinnert nog aan een andere wet in de zedelijke wereld ,
die der voortdurende opklimmende beweging, welke zich overal
in bet heelal openbaart. 1 Elk einde is een begin; om elken cirkel
kan men een anderen beschrijven; onder elken afgrond opent zich
een diepere. Een laatste feit is het begin van een nieuwe serie
van feiten.
Wij zoeken steeds een hoogeren trap te bereiken dan dien, waarop
wij het laatst stonden. Elke nieuwe stap, door ons in het rijk
der gedachten gedaan, leert ons, dat twintig tegenstrijdige feiten
de uitdrukking zijn van een en dezelfde wet.
Wanneer God op aarde een denker zendt, dan schijnt alles in
gevaar. Elk deel der wetenschap moet op nieuw onderzocht wor
den,- aan menige letterkundige celebriteit dreigt de kroon ontnomen te zullen worden. Zijn komst wordt met blijdschap begroet
door hem, die de waarheid verkiest boven zijn meeningen over
de waarheid, die overtuigd is, dat zijn verhouding tot de maatschappij, het Christendom en de wereld niet boven alle bedenking
verheven is.
Geen enkele deugd heeft reeds haar toppunt bereikt. De maatschappelijke deugden zijn de ondeugden van den heilige. Onze
vrees voor hervorming is een bewijs , dat onze zoogenoemde deugden
in denzelfden afgrond moeten geworpen worden, die reeds onze
grovere ondeugden heeft verzwolgen.
1 Vgl. zijn Essay: Circles.
XI.
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In zijn verbeelding hoort Emerson de volgende tegenwerping: “Tot
welk een fraai Pyrrhonisme zijt gij gekomen, o wijsgeer der kringen!
Gij zoudt ons gaarne willen wijsmaken, dat zelfs onze misdaden,
als wij waar zijn, levende steenen kunnen zijn, waarmede wij
den tempel van den waren God zullen bouwen.” Zijn antwoord luidt:
Ik bekommer mij niet om de rechtvaardiging mijner gevoelens. Ik
verblijd mij, dat ik mocht opmerken, hoe het onoverwinlijk beginsel van het goede in elke spleet doordringt, die het egoisme
openlaat. Ik ben slechts een zoeker der waarheid. Niemand be-
hoeft aan hetgeen ik doe of laat eenige waarde toe te kennen.
Ik onderzoek eenvoudig, alsof er geen verleden achter mij lag.
Met onverzadelijke begeerte street ik er naar, om een nieuwen
cirkel te trekken. Zonder geestdrift is nimmer iets groots tot stand
gekomen. Als wij hiet weten waarheen wij gaan, dan kunnen wij.
hoog stijgen.
Wij moeten van ten moralist afscheid nemen. Wanneer wij
over meer ruimte konden beschikken, we zouden vooral de aandacht onzer lezers bij de Essays over karakter, liefde en vriendschap bepalen?P
Terecht is Emerson een dichter genoemd. Niet omdat hij eenige
verhandelingen geschreven heeft over kunst, poezie, verbeelding,
melodie; ook niet ijlmdat hij een paar bundels verzen in het licht
heeft gegeven. De inspiratie van den dichter is hem alles behalve
vreemd. Zijn stijl kenmerkt zich door levendigheid en aanschouwe-.
lijkheid. Zijn proza is menigmaal poezie. Wat hij over de roeping
van den dichteijj schreef, is niet uit boeken geput. uElk mensch
beleeft enkele oogenblikken 1 wanneer hij de stof beheerscht. In.
1 Vgl. ook, in The Conduct of Life, de opstellen over Power, Cul
ture, Illusions.
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goed gezelschap wordt alles in schoone gelijkenissen, in symbolen uitgedrukt. De dichter moet de grootste beeldhouwer zijn.
Aan het hof der Muzen geldt de onverbiddelijke wet: gij moet bf
geinspireerd zijn df zwijgen. De zanger mag slechts in zijn beste
oogenblikken zijn stem verheffen. De hoogste poezie, die aan de
menschheid jeugd en gezondheid, heldenmoed en kracht schenkt,
is dieper verborgen en moeielijker te ontdekken dan Amerika en
Australis, de stoom en de electrische batterij. De poezie is onschatbaar als een schuilplaats van het geloof, als een protest tegen
het geschreeuw van het atheisme. Elke schoone en mannelijke
r
taal is een zuivere toon in het lied.”
Spreekt uit zulk een taal niet de dichter tot ons?
Niemand herinnert minder dan Emerson aan den geleerde van
•den ouden stempel. Naar uitvoerige citaten, die van zijn geleerdheid getuigenis moeten afleggen, zoekt ge bij hem te vergeefs.
Toch is hij tehuis in oude en nieuwe letterkunde, zoowel van het
Oosten als van het Westen. Als hij ze noodig heeft, staan hem
de beste schrijvers en dichters ten dienste. Hij heeft ze niet alleen
gelezen, maar ook hun beste gedachten in hoofd en hart bewaard.
Met een zijner Essays, getiteld: Boeken, willen wij nog vluchtig
kennismaken. 1
Er zijn boeken, hoewel hun getal klein is, die in ons leven
dezelfde plaats innemen als ouders, geliefden en hartstochtelijke
ervaringen ; die z66 heilzaam, versterkend, revolutionair zijn , zulk
een treffende overeenkomst toonen met de wereld, die zij schilderen, dat wij ons schamen, aan zulke werken niet een voorname
plaats in ons leven te hebben toegekend.
* In Society and Solitude.
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In een uitgezochte kleine bibliotheek verkeeren wij in gezelschap van de wijste en ontwikkeldste mannen uit de beschaafde
landen in verschillende eeuwen. De gedachten, die zij zelfs voor
hun boezemvrienden niet durfden uitspreken, liggen voor ons
open. Wij danken daaraan de idee der onsterfelijkheid. Zij versterken in ons de zedelijke kracht en wekken onze phantasie
op. Wie de classieke werken gelezen heeft, heeft recht tot spreken. Maar als een scepticus of een schijnheilige over vraagstukken, die op het geestelijk leven betrekking hebben, een oordeel
velt, zonder dat hij de werken der groote meesters op dit gebied gelezen heeft, dan mag hij op uw tijd geen aanspraak rnaken. Laat hem eerst naar de bronnen gaan, om daar zelf het
antwoord te vernemen.
Volgens Emerson ontbreekt aan de Hoogescholen een leerstoel
der “boeken”, welke meer dan eenige andere vereischt wordt. Ineen academische bibliotheek noodigen duizende vrienden, in dezelfde foedralen gehuld, ons uit. De keus is moeielijk en wij
weten uit eigen ervaring, dat in deze loterij minstens vijftig of
honderd nieten op £en prijs voorkomen. Wanneer nu een barmhartige ziel,. die een groot deel van zijn tijd verspild heeft te
midden van onbeduidendheden, eindelijk rust vond bij enkele
meesterstukken, die hem gelukkig maakten, zou hij een goed
werk verrichten, als hij ons die werken wilde aanwijzen, welke
hem veilig over oceauen en donkere moerassen in het hart der
heilige steden, naar paleizen en tempels gevoerd hebben. De Fabriciussen, de Scaligers, de Mirandolas, de Bayles, de Johnsons
zouden de aangewezen personen zijn, wier oog met e£n blik den ganschen horizont der geleerdheid omvat.
Het lezen van middelmatige schrijvers is onvruchtbaar. Vele
volken danken hun beschaving aan
enkel boek. Voor een
groot deel van Europa was de Bijbel de eenige godsdienstige
lectuur. Hafiz, Confucius, Cervantes waren de grootste genieen
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I der Perzen, Chinezen en Spanjaarden. Het zou wenschelijk zijn,
dat alle schrijvers van lageren rang voor ons verloren gingen >
opdat wij een diepe studie van de uitnemendste geesten konden
maken.
Emerson wil voorloopig de taak van zulk een professor der
“boeken” op zich nemen en noemt eenige werken op, die niemand zonder schade ongelezen kan laten.
Wie geen vreemdeling in Griekenland wil zijn, moet Homerus,
Herodotus, Aeschylus, Plato en Plutarchus kennen.
Onder de Platonici kunnen Plotinus, Porphyrius, Jamblichus
niet ongelezen blijven.
Voor de kennis van Rome’s geschiedenis zijn Livius, Horatius,
Tacitus, Martialis, Gibbon onontbeerlijk.
' Zonder Dante, Boccacio, Michel Angelo kunnen wij de Middeleeuwen niet verstaan.
Voor de oudste geschiedenis van Engeland moeten o. a. de
jongere Edda, Beda Venerabilis en Hume, voor de eeuw van Eli
zabeth Shakespeare, Spencer, Baco, Beaumont, Fletcher, Her
bert — om slechts enkelen te noemen — bestudeerd worden.
, a Voor de geschiedenis zijn vooral biographiefe van belang. Tot
de beste boeken rekent Emerson autobiographieen als die van
Augustinus, Benvenuto Cellini, Montaigne, ■ Rousseau, Linnaeus,
Gibbon, Hume , Franklin, Burns, Goethe en Haydn.
In onzen tijd, nu velen onverschillig zijn omtrent alles, wat niet
in getallen kan worden uitgedrukt, moeten vooral de dichters en
alien, die de phantasie opwekken, in eere gehouden worden.
De allerbeste lectuur bieden ons volgens Emerson de heilige
schriften, niet alleen die der Jodea en der Christenen, maar ook
die van heidensche volken, vooral de Veda’s, de wetten van
Manu, de Upanischads, de Bhagavad-Gita en de heilige boeken
der Buddhisten aan. “De Bijbels zijn de majestueuse uitdrukking
van het algemeen geweten. Zij zijn bestemd voor de binnenkamer en
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moeten op de knieSn gelezen worden. De zendeling kan ze medenemen , maar zal bemerken, dat de geest, die in deze boeken woont,
sneller reist dan hy en hem by zijn komst in een vreemd land begroet.”
Daarnaast worden die schriften geplaatst, welke bijna canoniek
gezag verwierven, zooals de spreuken van Epictetus, van Mar
cus Aurelius, de “Imitatio Christi” en de “Pens^es” van Pascal.
Aan het slot zijner lezing erkent de spreker, dat niet ieder
in staat is, om de meesterstukken der menschheid, al bepaalde
hij zich daartoe ook alleen, te lezen. Hij beveelt daarom letterkundige vereenigingen aan, waarin elk op zijn beurt een beroemden schrijver aan anderen voorstelt. Wanneer wij de parels
aanbieden, die wij zelve in een werk gevonden hebben, dan
mogen anderen beslissen, of het voor hen onontbeerlijk is.
Frederika Bremer heeft Emerson vergeleken met zijn landgenoot
Theodore Parker en niet zonder reden. Bij alle verschil, waarop
wij hier niet kunnen wijzen, beschouwden beiden het als hun
roeping, om als profeten onder hun volk te arbeiden. Welk een
liefde voor waarheid en gerechtigheid woonde in die twee edele
harten! Tegenover het gezag in kerk en maatschappij hebben zij
de vrijheid gepredikt; tegenover het materialisme de vaan van
het idealisme omhoog geheven.,
Julian Schmidt noemt Emerson een geestverwant van Carlyle.
“Emerson errinnert fast in all seinen Schriften an Carlyle. Ohne Zweifel ist er als der jiingere von ihm stark beeinfluszt; die Verwandtschaft ist jedoch angeboren.” 1 Beider ingenomenheid met Duitschland, hun idealistische levensbeschouwing, hun opvatting van de
geschiedenis en van de waarde der groote helden van ons ge1 Vgl. de Inleiding voor de Neue Essays van R. W. Emerson, p. X.
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slacht Ieveren treffende parallellen. Toch zou het weinig moeite
kosten, om naast de o vereen stemming het verschil tusschen deze
groote geesten in het licht te stellen.
Wij hebben ons bijna geheel van kritiek op Emerson’s denkbeelden onthouden. Wij deden dit opzettelijk. Waartoe zou het
dienen, telkens aan te wijzen, waar wij van hem verschillen?
Er was gelegenheid te over, om tegen sommige vreemde voorstellingen , paradoxen, overdrijvingen, tegenstrijdigheden, die wij
in zijn schriften bij menigte aantreffen, protest aan te teekenen.
Maar wij wenschten Emerson aan te bevelen bij zoovelen, voor
wie hij nog een vreemdeling is. Wij ontkennen niet, dat er in
spanning vereischt wordt, om van zijn werken te genieten. Zijn
stijl is niet gemakkelijk te volgen, al komt het ons voor, dat
zijn laatste werken in helderheid boven zijn vroegere schriften
uitmunten. 1 Maar de moeite, aan de studie besteed, wordt rijkelijk beloond. Wij maken kennis met een diepzinnig man, wiens
ernst en karakter, wiens afkeer van alle ijdelheid en zelfverheffing ons onweerstaanbaar aantrekken. Al zijn wij het menigmaal
niet met hem eens, hij wektop tot nadenken en schenkt ons
een genot van de edelste soort.In zijn gezelschap voelt men zich
beter gestemd. Wij kunnen denindruk verklaren, dien de studie
van Emerson’s
werken op een zijner vereerdcrs
maakte: “Als
1 Ik geloof, dat iemand een goed werk zou verrichten, wanneer hij
b. v. het keurig boekje: Society and Solitude in onze taal overzette.
Van de duitsche vertaling van Scalma Mohnicke is reeds een tweede
uitgave verschenen. “Geschrieben in der classischen Weise des beriihmten
Autors, spricht sich dieses Buch in zwolf Anfsatzen uber die sociale und
natiirliche Stellung des Menschen aus. Der hohe sittliche Ernst, die gliicklichen Apercjus, die auszerordentliche Belesenheit, der umfassende Gesichtskreis, die scharfe Beobachtung und die virtuose Darstellnng des Verfassers
sind von wahrhaft hinreiszender Wirkung und gewahren dem denkenden
Leser ein Genusz, der eben so kostlich als nachhaltig ist.”
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■ ? \L"‘
men jaren lang van een boek denzelfden reinen, aangrijpenden
indruk ontvangt, leert men daaraan te gelooven. Wanneer ik
Emerson lees, dan komt mij alles oud en bekend voor, maar tevens nieuw, alsof ik het voor de eerste maal hoorde. Zijn overtuigingen komen voort uit het diepst zijner ziel. Zulk een man
te hooren, dat moet boven alle beschrijving aangrijpend zijn.” 1
1 H. Grimm, Funfzehn Essays, p. 430 verv. (1874.)
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Why is it so with me, false Love,
Why is it so with me ?
Mine enemies might thus have dealt;
I fear’d it not of thee.
Thou wast the thought of all my thoughts,
Nor other hope had I:
My life was laid upon thy love;
Then how could’st let me die ?
The flower is loyal to the bud,
The greenwood to the spring,
The soldier to his banner bright,
The noble to his king :
The bee is constant to the hive,
The ringdove to the tree,
The martin to the cottage-eaves;
Thou only not to me.
Yet if again, false Love, thy feet
To tread the pathway burn
That once they trod so well and oft,
Return, false Love, return;
And stand beside thy maiden’s bier,
And thou wilt surely see,
That I have been as true to love
As thou wert false to me.
F. T. Palgrave.
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Recollections of Shelley and Byron.
worships his kind are bounded, as we have said, by the limita
tions which he knows are incident to humanity; idealize as he
may, he can never free himself of the belief that no perfect man
or woman has ever trod this planet. How, then, is it possible
that any one but the ignorant and unreflective can ever feel the
glow of genuine devotion when he bows himself to a being whose
nature he knows to have been but a fragmentary representative of
the ideal of man, or when he worships his best conception of this
ideal itself knowing it to be an idol of his own creation ? These
fatal weaknesses of Positivism have no application to the Theist:
the fervour of his adoration is deadened by no secret conscious
ness that the object of his worship is marred with imperfection;
for however great and glorious may be the attributes he ascribes
to it, he feels assured that they are infinitely surpassed by the
Reality itself.
Art. II.—Recollections
of
Shelley
and
Recollections of the Last Days of Shelley and Byron.
Trelawny. London: Edward Moxon. 1858.
Byron.
By E. J.
R. TRELAWNY has done well in giving this manly and
carelessly written little volume to the world: it will at least
revive the personal memory of two Englishmen who, though long
dead, can never be altogether of the past. Without telling much
of either with which we were not previously acquainted, the infor
mation communicated is the result of intimate personal know
ledge, and, gathered during the intervals of a familiar acquaint
ance, comes out with such freshness and vigour, that it possesses
nearly all the merit of novelty; and the striking features of cha
racter are brought forward in much stronger relief, than in the
tame and wearisome biography of whioh one at least was the
victim. It is the least enviable appanage of genius that it perpe
tuates by its own lustre those faults and weaknesses which repose
in the graves of meaner men; the biographer, even though a
friend, cannot ignore these; and while he avoids giving them
undue prominence, cannot forget that truth has its claims, as well
as genius.
We recognise Shelley in these sketches as he appeared in his
works—the gentle, guileless, noble soul who persisted in putting
himself wrong with the world, and who rashly and fearlessly
launched his indignant sarcasm at the cant and bigotry and sei-
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fishness of society, without indicating any rational plan for its
regeneration. Had he possessed a friend sufficiently influential
and judicious to have delayed the publication of “ Queen Mab”
for ten years, Shelley’s lot might have been far different. How
could he reasonably expect forbearance from a society whose
creed, by a portion of it sincerely venerated, he so recklessly out
raged ? The wisest man feels himself to be an infant if he at
tempts to understand the doctrine of Original Sin ; and yet it was
this problem that the youthful and inexperienced Shelley dared to
grapple in his poem, in a spirit of unparalleled rashness and pre
sumption.
Mr. Trelawny was for some time, as is well known, the compa
nion of Byron and Shelley during their voluntary exile in Italy.
Too manly and too honest to believe in the justice of the tremendous
calumnies which drove Shelley from England, and deprived him
of his children, he was yet, like all who ever came to personal
knowledge of Shelley, astonished to find what manner of man
was this of whom all who did not know him spoke so ill. We
see him as Mr. Trelawny saw him, more than thirty years since,
in the following scene:—
“ Swiftly gliding in, blushing like a girl, a tall thin stripling held out
both his hands; and although I could hardly believe, as I looked at his
flushed, feminine, and artless face, that it could be the poet, I re
turned his warm pressure. After the ordinary greetings and cour
tesies, he sat down and listened. I was silent from astonishment; was
it possible this mild-looking, beardless boy could be the veritable mon
ster at war with all the world ?—excommunicated by the fathers of
the Church, deprived of his civil rights by a grim Lord Chancellor,
discarded by every member of his family, and denounced by the rival
sages of our literature as the founder of a Satanic school ? I could
not believe it; it must be a hoax. He was habited like a boy, in black
jacket and trousers, which he seemed to have outgrown, or his tailor,
as is the custom, had shamefully stinted him in his 1 sizings.’ ”
His wife’s personal appearance, nee Godwin, the authoress of
“Frankenstein,”is sketched on the same occasion:—
“ The most striking feature in her face was her calm, grey eyes.
She was rather under the English standard of woman’s height, very
fair and fight-haired, witty, social and animated in the society of
friends, though mournful in solitude; like Shelley, though in a minor
degree, she had the power of expressing her thoughts in varied and
appropriate words, derived from familiarity with the works of our
vigorous old writers. Neither of them used obsolete or foreign
words.”
The artless and natural character of Shelley endeared him to
the few who had the privilege of personal knowledge; and,
as appears from these sketches, contrasted very favourably with
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the artificial manner and undisguised egotism of Byron—but, in
truth, the latter was only himself when in the stillness of night
he was engaged in composition, and absorbed into forgetfulness
of his physical deficiences and his chronic starvation.
Mr. Trelawny gives a more minute and circumstantial detail
than has previously appeared, of the miserable circumstances at
tending the deaths of Shelley and his companion Mr. Williams.
The letter which the latter had despatched to his wife on the pre
vious day, informing her and Mrs. Shelley of their proposed return
to the home in the Gulf of Spezzia, where both ladies were
anxiously expecting their husbands, who had been unexpectedly
detained in Leghorn, is surely, breathing as it does the warmest
affection, destined to be so sadly quenched, the most touching
document ever preserved from oblivion. The condition of the two
bodies, when thrown ashore after many days, was such as to make
incremation the most eligible means of disposing of the remains ;
and this proceeding was conducted in both cases—for they were
not burned together—with great care by Mr. Trelawny, in an iron
furnace constructed on purpose. Lord Byron may have given way
to some apparent levity on the occasion; but it was but to conceal
an emotion he deeply felt, but which he lacked the moral courage
to evince publicly. Shelley’s toy skiff, the Don Juan, in which
they embarked with inauspicious omens on that melancholy even
ing, does not appear to have been capsized during the gale, not
withstanding the ominous remark of the Genoese mate of the
Bolivar about the superfluous gaff-topsail; but from her damaged
condition, when afterwards weighed by the exertions of Captain
Roberts, was probably run down by some Italian speronare
scudding before the gale.
Shelley stands far higher in the opinions of his country
men now than when his gentle spirit and ardent love of truth
were quenched for ever in the waves of the Mediterranean. It is
not necessary to vindicate his character from calumnies which are
long forgotten; but if there are any who, not knowing, yet care to
know, how gentle, how generous, how accomplished, and how
unselfish he was, it is written in this late testimony of one who
knew him well, and knowing him well in life, had the hard task
assigned him of communicating his premature death to the de
spairing widow.
Shelley formed a correct and candid estimate of his own writ
ings when he said, “ They are little else than visions which im
personate my own apprehensions of the beautiful and just—they
are dreams of what ought to be, or may be.” He read too much,
was altogether too much imbued with the ideas of others. His
were the azure and vermilion clouds that float in insubstantial
beauty through the atmosphere of an Alpine sunrise, rather than
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the enduring creation of grandeur, strength, and beauty which we
recognise in a great poem.
After Shelley’s death, Byron moved from Pisa to Albaro, near
Genoa, where he occupied the Casa Saluzzi; but the loss of one
whom he must have looked on as a friend, and respected for the
nobleness of his nature, together with the failure of the Liberal,
which could hardly succeed undei* the auspices of two such
editors as Hunt and himself, made him dissatisfied with an inac
tive existence, and he looked round for some field, not of enter
prise, but excitement. He was quite unfit constitutionally to en
counter real fatigue or privation; he had courage, no doubt;
contempt of life, and tameless pride, but neither possessed the
physical or mental robustness to see in well-planned, and longsustained action a career of distinction or usefulness. After much
wavering, he determined to revisit Greece, and bought a vessel to
convey himself and his lares to the land which was to witness
his own dissolution, and thus to derive from him another of its
many claims to classic interest. The choice of his vessel seems
to have been decided more by motives of economy than from any
regard to its nautical capabilities, and when its defects were indi
cated by a more critical judgment than his own, he was consoled
by the reflection that he had got it a bargain.
It was on the 13th of July, 1823, that lie sailed in the Hercules
from Genoa with Mr. Trelawny, Count Gamba, and an Italian
crew ; slowly they stood eastward up the Mediterranean, and so
wretched were the sailing qualities of the vessel, that even with
a fair wind the average progress was but twenty miles a day.
They put into Leghorn, which they quitted for Cephalonia, on the
23rd of July.
“ On coming near Lonza, a small islet converted into one of its
many prisons by the Neapolitan government, I said to Byron, ‘ There
is a sight that would curdle the blood of a poet laureate.’ ‘ If
Southey were here,’ he answered, ‘ he would sing hosannahs to the
Bourbons. Here kings and governors are only the jailors and hangmen
of the detestable Austrian barbarians. What dolts and drivellers the
people are to submit to such universal despotism. I should like to see
from this our ark, the world, submerged, and all the rascals drowning on
it like rats.’ I put a pencil and paper into his hand, saying, ‘ Perpe
tuate your curses on tyranny,’ &c. He readily took the paper and set
to work. I walked the deck, and prevented his being disturbed. . . .
After a long spell he said, ‘ You think it is as easy to write poetry as
to smoke a cigar—look, it’s only doggrel. Extemporising verse is non
sense ; Poetry is a distinct faculty—it wont come when called. You
may as well whistle for a wind; a Pythoness was primed when put
into the tripod. I must chew the cud before I write. I have
thought over most of my subjects for years before writing a line.’ . . .
‘ Give me time—I can’t forget the theme ; but for this Greek business
[Vol. LXIX. No. CXXXVI.]—New Sekies, Vol. XIII. No. II. A A
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I should have been at Naples writing a fifth canto of ‘ Childe Harold,’
expressly to give vent to my detestation of the Austrian tyranny in
Italy.’ ”
But his own earlier lines might well have recurred both to the
poet and to his biographer, for surely none could be more appli
cable to the scene before their eyes then, as before ours now, when
we look on Naples :—
“ It is as though the fiends prevailed
Against the seraphs they assailed,
And fixed on heavenly thrones should dwell
The freed inheritors of hell—
So fair the scene, so formed for joy,
So cursed the tyrants that destroy.”
“ The poet had an antipathy to everything scientific; maps and
charts offended him............ Buildings the most ancient or modern he
was as indifferent to as he was to painting, sculpture, or music. But
dll natural objects, or changes in the elements, he was generally the
first to point out, and the last to lose sight of.” p. 187. [The italics
are our own.]
Mr. Trelawny echoes an old remark of Baron Macaulay’s
(Warren Hastings), which every one’s experience will confirm,
as to the effect of a sea voyage in testing temper and character,
and says—“ I never was on shipboard with a better companion
than Byron : he was generally cheerful, gave no trouble, assumed
no authority, uttered no complaints, and did not interfere with
the working of the ship; when appealed to, he always answered,
‘Do as you like.’” There was much enjoyment of life on board
this dull sailer, the Hercules; and the voyage, if protracted, was
under clear, warm skies, and in smooth water. One scene nar
rated has a grimly comic element: apropos to some remark,
Byron exclaimed, “ Women, you should say; if we had a woman
kind on board, she would set us all at loggerheads, and make a
mutiny; would she not, captain?” “I wish my old woman were
here,” replied the skipper; “ she would make you as comfortable
in my cabin at sea as your own wife would in her parlour on
shore.” Byron started, and looked savage. The skipper went
on unconscious, &c. &c.
Byron had written an autobiography, it seems, conceived in
manly, straightforward fashion,—in a vigorous, fearless style, and
was apparently truthful as regarded himself. It was subse
quently entrusted to Mr. Moore, as literary executor, and by him
suppressed, following the advice of others, it would seem. “ I
told Murray Lady Byron was to read the manuscript if she
wished it, and requested she would add, omit, or make any com
ments she pleased, now, or when it was going through the press.”
(p. 197.) They reached Zante and Cephaloniaat last; and after
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an absence of eleven years, Lord Byron again saw the Morea,
which he loved so well—
“ The sun, the sky, but not the slave the same.”
The reckless greediness of the Suliote refugees at Cephalonia
disgusted him; and the intelligence he received about the pros
pects of liberty in Greece, or the probability of assistance from
the Western Powers, so long withheld, being far from encourag
ing, he determined to remain some time at Cephalonia, but pre
ferred living on board to accepting the warmly-proffered hospi
tality of Colonel Charles Napier, or of the other residents in the
island.
•“ One day, after a bathe, he held out his right leg to me, saying—
‘ I hope this accursed limb will be knocked off in the war.’ ‘ It wont
improve your swimming,’ I answered; ‘ I will exchange legs, if you
will give me a portion of your brains.’ £ You would repent your bar
gain,’ he said, &e. &c.” (p. 20.)
The Greeks, it appears, very rationally desired a strong cen
tralized authority to suppress the hordes of robbers—much more
numerous than usual, since the outbreak of the war with Turkey
■—and talked, at least a portion of them did, of offering the
crown to Byron; he might have bought it, perhaps, afterwards
at Salona, and the Greeks would have had a king for three
months, if he had not abdicated before, worthy of their classical
renown certainly, but not quite the man to disentangle, or divide
the political and social complications in which they were en
tangled. The beauty of Ithaca, visited at this time, seems to
have justified the persevering partiality of Ulysses for his island
kingdom; but there is an inexcusable piece of rudeness to the
abbot of a Greek convent on that island, recorded against Byron.
The poor man had received him with all the honour in his power
or knowledge, but proceeded, unluckily, to inflict an harangue of
such length and solemnity, that Lord Byron, who had missed
the indispensable siesta, broke into ungovernable wrath, and
abused his entertainer with much more emphasis than euphony,
from which his character, and wish to please, should certainly
have protected the abbot. No wonder that the astounded abbot
could find no better excuse for the conduct of the English peer
and poet than madness—“ Ecolo e matto poveretto.”
Mr. Trelawny left Lord Byron at Cephalonia, for he was long
in moving when once settled, and never saw him again in life.
Anxious to know something of the state of matters in the Morea,
the former passed over, accompanied by Mr. Hamilton Browne.
They found only confusion, intrigue, and embezzlement; and after
transacting a little business, his companion, Mr. Browne, went
to London, accompanying certain Greek deputies, who were comAA2
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missioned to raise a loan there, which, wonderful to relate, they
succeeded in doing ; though the worthy stockbrokers could hardly
have been moved to liberality, or rather credulity, by their
classical sympathies; while Mr. Trelawny, quitting the Morea,
made for Athens, and joined a celebrated robber chief, who had
assumed political functions in the disturbed and anarchic state
of the country, and bore the classical name of Odysseus. In
January, 1824, Mr. Trelawny heard that Byron had gone to
Missolonghi, and then, that he was dead; worn out with fatigue,
anxiety, and disgust, his frame, already shattered by repeated
attacks of remittent fever, acquired during former residence in
the marsh-girt cities of Ravenna and Venice, succumbed in the
prime of life to the miasma which in greater or less intensity,
according to the season, constitutes the atmosphere of Misso
longhi. Mr. Trelawny was at Salona, but left for Missolonghi
directly, which he entered on the third day from his departure,
and found it “ situated on the verge of the most dismal swamp I
had ever seen.”
“ No one was in the house but Fletcher, who withdrew the black
pall and the white shroud, and there lay the embalmed body of the
Pilgrim—more beautiful even in death than in life. The contraction
of the skin and muscles had effaced every line traced by time or
passion; few marble busts could have matched its stainless white, the
harmony of its proportions, and its perfect finish. Yet he had been
dissatisfied with that body, and longed to cast its slough. How often
have I heard him curse it. I asked Fletcher to bring me a glass of
water; and on his leaving the room, to confirm or remove my doubts
as to the cause of his lameness, I uncovered the Pilgrim’s feet, and
was answered—both his feet were clubbed, and the legs withered to
the knee: the form and face of an Apollo, with the feet and legs of a
.sylvan satyr.”
The remaining chapters are exclusively autobiographical, and
are not without interest, for Mr. Trelawny’s name has become
historical in Gordon’s “ History of the Greek Revolution.” His
adventures are not commonplace; and his intimate connexion
with the family and fortunes of Odysseus afforded an opportunity
of seeing and knowing more of the wilder and worthier elements
of Romaic character than has fallen to the lot of any other edu
cated Englishman. For some time he held watch and ward in
the fortified, inaccessible cave on Mount Parnassus, where Odys
seus had placed his family and property, with a garrison of a few
men, and his brother-in-law, Mr. Trelawny, in command. He
was at last desperately wounded in a very treacherous manner,
by a Scotchman named Fenton, whom he had unduly trusted,
but who had been bribed to act as a spy on Odysseus and him
self, He tells his story, regardless of criticism, in a frank and
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357
candid manner; and it must be a captious critic indeed, who can
object to the consciousness of that superior physical strength and
vigour, which sustained with ease exertions that exhausted the
more delicate powers of the two celebrated companions, whose
names lend so much interest to his book, and to whose intel
lectual pre-eminence he renders respectful and affectionate
homage.
We have so recently recorded our opinions on Shelley’s
*
writings, that we shall now offer a few remarks on some portion
of Lord Byron’s poetry, which, with all its popularity, has not,
it appears to us, been always rightly estimated. He unaffectedly
repudiated the opinion so generally entertained, that he was the
hero of his own compositions—that the monotonous protagonists
of his early and brilliantly successful Eastern tales, no less than
the blase and reflective “ Childe,” or the fortunate and brilliant
“Don Juan,” were drawn from the inspiration of a too partial
egotism. We are inclined to believe in the sincerity of his pro
test, and to attribute to dramatic poverty the uniformity of his
characters, and to his own physical imperfection the bodily
strength and activity by which his heroes are so generally distin
guished. In those short pieces which were the fruits of his early
travels, and which at once attracted the attention of every reader
by the unequalled brilliancy of the language, we perceive the
immature judgment and the vehement sensation of his character;
the verse flows onward in a torrent of splendour, and a false lustre
is given to the passion whose fruit is ashes; beauty of form, and
the easy and over-valued achievements of physical courage, are
the artless and ordinary attractions of his actors; there is no
depth or refinement of character, no difficult invention; the
poems are but pictures of ordinary merit, in splendid frames.
But a deeper knowledge dawned upon him—a larger experience
of his own heart, though little of the actual world from which he
shrunk; and if he, as most men have done, regretted the delu
sions of the master-passion, and wished that the deception had
lasted for ever, or had never existed, yet his later strains, in their
deeper tone and wider sympathies, evince that better self-know
ledge, without which no man has successfully mapped even the
narrowest province of the human heart; for that knowledge is itself
but the evidence and the record of sufferings which the conflicts
of reason with passion must ever produce.
In the crude though not inharmonious products of his youth,
we see how little he had felt his strength, and how he was fettered
by the rules which had been the guide of his model and antithesis
Pope; nowhere does he dare to be original, and the spirit which
* Vide Number for January of this year.
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dictated his first and weakest satire, was but the natural resent
ment of an Englishman who had no mind to he bullied: the mere
mechanical versification gives small promise of the matchless
powers which produced “ Don Juan ” and “ Beppo;” and in the
matter, there is nothing to warn us of that contemplative and
deeply poetical thought which is so apparent in the “Prophecy of
Dante,” and in the two later cantos of “ Childe Harold.” Even
those unequalled satiric powers which culminated in the “ Irish
Avatar,” are but shadowed, not developed, and the commonplace
abuse and half-affected contempt of his first satire are calculated
to produce a very different effect from the withering ridicule and
careless contempt which overwhelmed those who provoked the
displeasure of his later years.
The German critics, with a severity of taste that does them
honour, place the three great poets, whose names at once occur
to us—Homer, Shakspeare, and Goethe—so far above all rivalry,
as to accord to these alone that supremacy and universality of
intellect which we call poetic genius; and this may be just, but
the human mind is so constituted in its appreciation of poetry,
as sometimes to derive superior pleasure from strains which have
emanated from minds of far inferior order. We like best that
poetry which addresses most strongly and directly the prevailing
sentiments of our own characters; and hence thousands in whom
the finest of Homer’s rhapsodies, Shakspeare’s “ Tempest,” or
Goethe’s “ Iphigenia,” would awake no other sentiment than cool
admiration, would be moved to tears or to enthusiasm by Pindar,
Campbell, or Gray. It is no less certain that men of even the
keenest intellect merely, are not unfrequently deficient in poetic
taste and judgment. We know, for example, that Napoleon pre
ferred Ossian, and Robert Hall Virgil to Homer; and that
Lord Byron himself, utterly wanting in dramatic power, but little
appreciated the true strength of Shakspeare.
Poetry, indeed,
especially of the first order, must be felt in the heart as well as
judged by the head, and the greatest merit is least apparent to a
superficial glance; long study, contemplation, and comparison
are required to comprehend the consummate excellence of a
masterpiece, whether it be from the hand of Shakspeare or the
pencil of Raphael.
But if the very few of the first order of poets completely satisfy
all the requirements of the most refined and matured intellect,
the poetry of Lord Byron will always appeal strongly to those,
and they are not a few, whose passions, at some period of their
lives, have proved too strong for the control of reason, and where
regret, if not remorse, has followed the fruitless contest—a contest
which has left the mind vacant for want of strong excitement,
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and wearied with a scene which offers no sufficient substitute for
what has been lost. Flashes of the melancholy wisdom which
follows on such experience are frequent in his later works, and
their deep, and perhaps not barren truth, may sink with some
thing of a healing and enlightening influence into hearts whose
scars are not yet callous.
There is, too, a strong and ardent reverence for the nobleness
of intellect, ever felt most strongly by those most highly endowed;
that reverence which, rightly considered, is the only true religion,
and a scorn, as strongly expressed, for the vulgar or tinsel idols
of mob idolatry.
His spirit had wrestled with itself in vain; the vehement and
unwise desire for something denied to mere mortality was his;
the self-condemnation of performance so grievously inadequate to
the lofty resolution, which more or less dwells in every heart,
rebelling against the sway of low desires, was strong upon him;
so that he hated life, and sought at first wildly, but afterwards
more calmly, to give that feeling utterance : but the “ voiceless
thought” could not so be spoken, and he, the most eloquent,
went to his grave without succeeding in the vain effort to
unburden his full heart. Not by words, however eloquent, can
man satisfy himself, or vindicate liis life to others. Consistent
action alone can satisfy the conscience, or justify us to our own
hearts; and when action is denied or unsought, we strive for the
relief, however inadequate, that words can furnish. Thus Chaucer:
“ For when we may not do, then will we speken,
And in our ashen colde, is fire yreken.”
Had any suitable career of action been open to him, or had he
lived in feudal times, he might have surpassed Bertrand de Born
in thirst for irregular warlike achievement, and in the strains that
celebrated it; the monotony of a modern.military career, and the
subordination which can recognise no superiority but professional
rank, where the opportunity of achievement is an accident, and
routine the rule of life, was utterly unsuited to his character and
his physical constitution. No better career offered to him than that
miserable one of Missolonghi, and here he gave evidence of a
moderation and self-command little to have been expected from
a man whose vanity and egotism were not less conspicuous than
his genius; this desire for an active career is translated into his
eastern stories, and his heroes are rather models of what he
wished to be, than what he was.
His forte, however, as he knew, was vivid description, varied
and illuminated by flashes of earnest thought, and the results of
a melancholy, if a short experience.
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In sustained diamatic, or epic power, he was deficient; but
this is an imperial endowment, and, in his own language,
“ Not Hellas could unrol
From her Olympiads two such names.”
His “Manfred,” despite Mr. Moore’s crude criticism, is a dramatic
failure ; and when he calls this creation of Lord Byron’s “ loftier
and worse ” than Milton’s Satan, the critic shows how little of
the dramatic or epic element he must have himself possessed.
“ Manfred ” is not a great creation—he is but a dreamer, who,
finding no pleasure in an earthly pursuit, itself a morbid and
unhealthy feeling, strives to o’erpass the limits of mortality, and
to coerce the Spirits whom the elements obey. Such a desire, as
common as it was vain, before men had emerged from the super
stitious element of the middle ages, evinces no elevation or great
ness of character, and if with dauntless courage he defies the
spirits whom he had evoked by his spells, and provoked by his
contempt of their power, he does so as one who knows they
cannot injure him, and who seeks death rather than shuns it.
The great blot of the piece, however, is the doubt that encom
passes the fate of Astarte; the imagination can conceive no adequate
cause for the terrible implacability which could reign in the bosom
of a beatified spirit, and deny to a despairing brother one word
of consolation in his awful abandonment. If she could condemn
him, how can he be forgiven ?
Such a subject, however attractive to a writer of strong imagi
nation, and however promising in appearance, proves much more
difficult to treat adequately, if, indeed, it can ever be so treated
at all, than scenes and characters of a more earthly nature, where
strictly human agents appeal to a kindred reason and sympathy.
The communion of the supernatural with the natural has been
a favourite theme, and a certain stumbling-block, to the greatest
poets. Homei' succeeded best, because he invented little, taking
the materials within his reach—and his gods and goddesses are
but human beings, with a loftier physical and mental stature; it
was easy to introduce them implementing the inferior powers of
their favourite heroes, but we feel that, in all that should distin
guish the supernatural Being above the human nature, the greatest
of all, the tyrant Zeus, was inferior. Like some vulgar earthly
ruler, he uses his power but to gratify passions unworthy of
a God------ and the charm of divine beauty and celestial grace
which hovers for ever round the name of Aphrodite, is insufficient
to overcome the disgust with which we regard her threat to
Helena, when the latter indignantly refuses to return to her van
quished and fugitive paramour.
And when, in the “ Tempest,” Shakspeare introduces Ariel to-
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361
delude and torment a set of drunken menials, or frighten a brutal
and ignorant drudge, he scarcely redeems the character of that
“ dainty” creation by his services in reconstructing the shattered
ship, or even in deceiving the wretches who were plotting the
death of the Duke. An inspired genius may walk through pro
prieties at will, as he so constantly does, but even Shakspeare
might have remembered in the “Tempest,” “NecDeus intersit,” &c.
When Goethe, following the popular superstition, introduces
the Devil, thinly disguised, as the companion and mentor of
Faust, he goes easily enough with the pair through the tempta
tions and the punishment of his neophyte and of Margaret—an
episode too common in daily life to require the Devil as its agent
—and Faust, when on the blasted heath he upbraids Mephisto
with the cruel fate of her he should have protected from all harm,
and curses himself as the dupe of a pitiless fiend, does but vent
the reproaches many a man has heaped on himself, shuddering, if he
had a conscience, at the cruel treachery which has rent a heart that
beat only for him. But when the great German leaves the popular
guide to invent a sphere of supernatural action, when Faust
appears in scenes where the author has no guide from tradition,
and subject to temptations of a less human character, we see how
little mere mortal wit can observe any semblance of probability,
or appearance of cohesion, in attempting that for which there is
no actual precedent in human experience. There is but one
Magician, and he has long laid aside all pretensions above morta
lity. Patient and sagacious interrogation of nature, in disclosing
the hidden properties of matter, has evoked powers which the
genii of the lamp might have envied, and wealth, which would
have satisfied the avarice of the alchemists.
The greatest can but draw the supernatural from knowledge of
the natural, and we have but human nature exaggerated in the
majority of instances; Shakspeare’s Ariel, and the spirits in
“Manfred” are nearly the only exceptions. Homer is greatest
where he describes the actions of men, and the submissive grace
and tenderness of women. Shakspeare stirs the heart, and
awakens our admiration most strongly when he depicts the
loving constancy of the gentler sex, and the masculine heroism of
Coriolanus or of Henry the Fifth. Goethe has an easy task when
he echoes the sarcastic mockery, or paints the demon heart of
Mephisto; but the master-hand is seen in the calm and natural
beauty of the “ Iphigenia,” and above all in his unequalled delinea
tion of the female nature; he who could draw such characters
as Gretchen, Clara, Mignon, and Adelheid von Weislingen, has
surpassed all others, Shakspeare himself, in this the most inte
resting province of observation and invention.
And Lord Byron, though he has clothed his demons with
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majesty and power, though he has avoided the vulgar error of
too easily vanquishing evil by good, Satan by Abdiel, yet hardly
introduces these for purposes worthy their supernatural powers,
unless it be to justify the magnificent “ Hymn of the Spirits” in
worship round the throne of Ahrimanes.
In the first two cantos of “ Childe Harold,” the objective
element is strongly ascendant, written as they were at a period of
life when the world was still fresh, and the essential identity of
human nature, under all its phases, hardly appreciated. The
boundless command of his own language, and the liveliest sus
ceptibility to the beauty or grandeur of nature, produced a poem
which riveted immediately the attention of contemporaries, partly,
indeed, due to a comparative novelty of style, and the want of
sustained originality, in the poetry which immediately preceded
its publication; something too may have been owing to the lesser
preoccupation of the public by the floods of ephemeral and
amusing literature which dissipate the intellectual tastes of the
readers of our day. It is in the two latter cantos, and especially
the last, in which wTe find his powers completely matured, whether
reflective or descriptive. In these cantos he has carried those
important elements of poetry to their highest excellence, though
of invention, the test of the highest genius, we find no traces.
There is throughout a want of cohesion, if we consider “ Childe
Harold ” as an attempt at poetic creation, for the “ Childe” is a
voice, not a living pilgrim; but if we recognise Lord Byron him
self under an alias, narrating what he saw, and expressing in
just and vivid language what he felt, we have a poem, the various
merit of which it is difficult to over-estimate.
The vigour of description therein displayed is indeed without a
parallel; who has equalled, or even approached, the power displayed_ in stanzas 27, 28, 29 of the fourth canto ; in them we
see actually brought before us by the magical force of his lan
guage, the exquisite and fugitive beauties of an Italian sunset,
which would have mocked the pictorial art of Claude or Turner
to transfer to canvas. Mere words are made to appeal to the
mind more effectively than the consummate skill of the masters of
painting could appeal to the sense of vision. Even Homer is
here surpassed for a moment, for nowhere does he bring before
us so striking and so difficult a phase of nature’s ever-varying
countenance; not even in the familiar passage in the eighth
Rhapsody—
S’ or ev ovpavu aarpa (]>aeivi)v apuju (teXt]vt]v
<baivErai apLirpe7TEa. k. t. X.
though it well deserves the homage Byron pays it in the fourth
canto of the “ Prophecy of Dante”—
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363
a The kindled marble’s bust may wear
More poesy upon its speaking brow
Than aught less than the Homeric page may bear.”
In stanza 102, canto 3, we even seem to hear and see the
busy summer forest life of birds and insects in the woods of
Clarens, the rustle of the leaves in the early summer breath of
June, and the very plash of Alpine waterfalls; the beautiful
living solitude, unspoilt by the intrusion of man, comes before
us as if in spirit, or in a dream we were transported to the Swiss
wilderness ; it is transferred to paper as delicately and with truer
colouring than could have been effected by the calotype: but these
scenes in their quiet loveliness yet suggest reminiscences of the
world which the author and the reader have for a moment for
gotten, and the vigorous sketches of Gibbon and Voltaire, who
had long lived within sight of that beautiful scenery, come like
a cloud over the mind which had just been revelling in the
laughing sunshine of a Swiss landscape. Applied to graver
scenes, the same matchless power nearly rivals the merit of inven
tion, and when by the lake of Thrasymene (c. iv., w. 62, 63, 64),
he recals the strife that made Rome to reel on her seven-hilled
throne, and strove with inexorable fate to reverse her stern de
cree, the ancient battle comes before us as by a lightning-flash
darted into the abysses of the past; as the soldiers of Carthage
and of Rome pass before us in their deadly struggle.
Nothing can be more exquisite than the various harmony of
the stanzas from 86 to 104 of canto iii.: in these every variety of
emotion and of feeling is characterized; of admiration, reverence,
love, awe; and in the apostrophe to “ Clarens, sweet Clarens,”
that passion which he felt with so much of its earthly alloy is
exalted to a refinement almost unearthly, and to a dignity which
truly belongs to it, as in its purity the least selfish of human
desires.
Was there ever a tribute to the Divinity of Love so exquisite
as that contained in stanza 100 of canto iii.?—
“ O’er the flower
His eye is sparkling, and his breath hath blown
His soft and summer breath, whose tender power
Passes the strength of storms in their most desolate hour.”
Such language may fairly excite a rapturous admiration, resem
bling that which he professes, and only professes to have felt,
when beholding the marble loveliness of the Medicean Venus.
But in a different mood, and with feelings disappointed or
blunted, he afterwards recurs to this, the dream of youth, and the
disenchantment of maturity; and as a warning against the in
dulgence of that passionate and eager credulity, what homily or
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worships his kind are hounded, as we have said, by the limita
tions which he knows are incident to humanity; idealize as he
may, he can never free himself of the belief that no perfect man
or woman has ever trod this planet. How, then, is it possible
that any one but the ignorant and unreflective can ever feel the
glow of genuine devotion when he bows himself to a being whose
nature he knows to have been but a fragmentary representative of
the ideal of man, or when he worships his best conception of this
ideal itself knowing it to be an idol of his own creation? These
fatal weaknesses of Positivism have no application to the Theist:
the fervour of his adoration is deadened by no secret conscious
ness that the object of his worship is marred with imperfection;
for however great and glorious may be the attributes he ascribes
to it, he feels assured that they are infinitely surpassed by the
Reality itself.
——
C7I
Art. II.—Recollections of Shelley
and
Recollections of the Last Lays of Shelley and Byron.
Trelawny. London: Edward Moxon. 1858.
Byron.
By E. J.
R. TRELAWNY has done well in giving this manly and
carelessly written little volume to the world: it will at least
revive the personal memory of two Englishmen who, though long
dead, can never be altogether of the past. Without telling much
of either with which we were not previously acquainted, the infor
mation communicated is the result of intimate personal know
ledge, and, gathered during the intervals of a familiar acquaint
ance, comes out with such freshness and vigour, that it possesses
nearly all the merit of novelty; and the striking features of cha
racter are brought forward in much stronger relief, than in the
tame and wearisome biography of which one at least was the
victim. It is the least enviable appanage of genius that it perpe
tuates by its own lustre those faults and weaknesses which repose
in the graves of meaner men; the biographer, even though a
friend, cannot ignore these; and while he avoids giving them
undue prominence, cannot forget that truth has its claims, as well
as genius.
We recognise Shelley in these sketches as he appeared in his
works—the gentle, guileless, noble soul who persisted in putting
himself wrong with the world, and who rashly and fearlessly
launched his indignant sarcasm at the cant and bigotry and sei-
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FATED OTHERWISE,
A POEM,
BY
BLANCHE
AUTHORESS
“IN
MORTIMER,
OF THE POEM
OTHER LANDS,”
&c, &c.
FERMOY :
PRINTED BY JOHN LINDSEY, KING STREET,
1871.
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�Fated
Otherwise.
It is customary, now, to acknowledge the source from
whence our Plays and Poesies are inspired, hence, become
identified in Madame de Valerie at her meeting with Ernest
Maltravers.
Lord Lytton’s Romance.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Visions sweetly fair shone before me in array;
A beauteous form in white,
So maidenly and slight,
With rosy cheeks so bright,
Like a fay,
Like a fay,
As I lay a-dreaming, she skipped o’er heath and spray.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Gazing in a boudoir soft sounds swept by my ear:
“Bright-eyed Canary, tell to me
“Whether One could ever see,
“ How One’s lot in life would be,
“ It isn’t clear
“It isn’t clear.”
As I lay a-dreaming, her bird she asked in fear.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Shaking all his plumes he merrily chirped away:
“ Now can I look so sage,
“ When confined within my cage
“ I do not know the Age,
“Life’s not play,
“ Life’s not play:”
As I lay a-drcaming, he chirped “ we turn to clay.”
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
A Parrot from her perch screamed “ Closely watch the Page,
“ Scratch poll, I’m Pol, Polly knows,
“Mark the vane when it blows,
“Darling is her Papa’s rose,
“ Love’s the rage,
“Love’s the rage.”
As I lay a-dreaming, screeched “ Remain sixteen in age.”
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FATED OTHERWISE.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Charming was the ball room presented to my view,
Those bosoms heaving there,
With diamonds as a snare,
Like serpents in their lair,
Folly too,
Folly too,
As I lay a-dreaming, thought Satan must have you.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Hidden in an alcove two lovers fondly coo’d;
“ Darling, lavest thou me,
“ My wife, Sweet, wilt thou be ?“ Say yes, for I love thee,”
Oh, love’s mood,
Oh, love’s mood.
As I lay a-xlreaming, ’twas thus he won and woo’d..
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
His hand she gently pressed and blushing answered soon,
“ There’s one more query yet,
“ Papa must free his pet,
“He would not see her fret.”
‘ A honeymoon !
‘ A honeymoon ! ’
As I lay a-dreaming, she mused ‘ ’tviixt lip, and spoon.’
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
“ Quite early yet to marry,” said the Earl in hauteur;;
“ No, no, my noble boy,
“ Thou must not make a toy
“Of her’ nay fondest joy.”
‘ Lose my daughter !
‘ Lose my daughter
As 1 lay a-dreaming, thought could he not thwart her,
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Thus spake her Sire again, a vivid whim to strike,
“ Go, England’s Flag to wave,
“ To dwell amidst the brave
“ A great name boy to pave,
“ Cutlass and pike !
“ Cutlass and pike 1”
As I lay a-dreaming, mused he, this ruse I like.
�FATED
OTHERWISE.
5.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Sadly sobbed the Earl with his face between his hancfe:•
“ Acquired in every art,
“ So fashioned to my heart,
“I could not with her part,
“Brief are life’s sands,
“ Brief are life’s sands.”
As I lay a-dreaming, willed, “ she bends to my commands.”
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
So. fondly a letter she has clasped to her breast;
“Lina, Pet, I am well,
“ Hugh writes from sea to tell
“Love to his own Blue belle.
“ Eears at rest,
“ Fears at rest.
As I lay a-dreaming, cried, P.S. ? No ! Which I detest.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Lina and her Aunt were embarked in fierce contest:
“ His talents are so great,
“ Likewise that huge estate,
“ While there’s a marquisate,
“ Which is no jest,
“ Which is no jest.
As I lay a-dreaming, ended, “ wealth'grasped is best.”
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Our heroine replies, in simple earnest tone :
“ Golden fetters, ehains they are,
“Happiness at best is far,
“Spring and Winter more than jar,
“ My love is flown,
“ My love is flown.”
As I lay a-dreaming.. breathed, no throne would I own.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
“ Heart-rending loss,” read the Earl from his Court Review
“ A cyclone it is said,
“ Caught “ Canute,” and o’erspread
“ All lives in their last bed.’’
“ Poor dear Hugh,
“ Poor dear Hugh.”
As I lay a-dreaming, She sobbed and breathed A Djev.
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FATED OTHERWISE.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
I wondered how quickly faces from memory fade,
When from dying friends we’re torn,
Nature yields our grief a bourn,
Then virgins sigh, widows mourn.
Born, soon decayed,
Born, soon decayed.
As [ lay a-dreaming, mused, How should I be laid
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
At the Altar stood a Marquis with his young bride :
Her eyes glistened with tears,
Her heart panted with fears,
Those cheers jarred on her ears,
“For life tied,
“ For life tied.”
As I lay a-dreaming sighed, “ wreath thou dost deride.”
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
From the Church-porch issued the joyous wedding throng,
Silver coins pleased the crowd,
Children strewed flowers and bowed,
Harridans grinned aloud:
“ May you live long!
“ May you live long!”
As I lay a-dreaming, the bells pealed out So-Wrong.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Lina strolled around the scenes of her childish glee :
“ ’Twas here he stood that day,
“Here kissed that frown away...
“ That coming form! Oh stay !
“ Alive and free,
“ Alive and free,’’
As I lay a-dreaming, shrieked, “ yes! to torture me.”
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Hugh bounding o’ei' a rivulet has reached her seat.
‘ His kiss gives my eyes a gleam,
‘ Do I wake as from a dream,
‘Madness, but ecstacy supreme,’
“Art sad to meet?
“ Art sad to meet ?”
As I lay a-dreaming, Hugh cried, “ Speak, I entreat.!”
�FATED
OTIIjE RAVI SE.
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Hugh rattled gaily on as there she sat tongue-tied:
“Nine jumped in an open boat,
“Providence kept us afloat,
“ Till ta’en to a Port remote.
“ What! a Bride !
“Thou! a Bride.”
As I lay a-dreaming, moaned, “ Thou my life, my guide.”
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
Starting to her feet she wildly cried “leave me not,
“ I will fly, if you dare;
“ Spurn me not, if you share
“ One wish for my wellfare,
“ Pity my lot,
“ Pity my lot.”
As I lay a-dreaming, urged, “ help me tear that knot.”
As I lay a-dreaming, a-dreaming, a-dreaming,
He said, “ Darling, Civilization leads astray,
“ Yet scorn her she wields hate,
“Women map the maiden’s fate
“ As Fiends hate, of love in hate,
“ Hard to obey,
“ Hard to obey.”
As I lay a-dreaming, cried, “ Fortune does betray.”
As I shook in dreaming, in dreaming, in dreaming—
Sweetest Lutestring, another word then I am gone,
“Try thy sad lot to bear, dear,
“ Sorrows are not given here,
“ Without some cause rests quite clear,
“ But each May morn,
“ But each May morn.
“If I fall in dream-land I’ll muse for my lovelorn.’’
BLANCHE MOBTIMEB.
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A WINTRY WALK
AMONG THE MOUNTAINS
WITH SINCEREST APOLOGIES TO THE SHADE OF HIAWATHA.
LONDON:
F. B. KITTO, 5, BISHOPSGATE STREET WITHOUT.
1867.
�EXPLANATORY.
The following lines contain an accurate account of what befel
the writer during a ramble, on May 13th, 1867, over the summit
of Glyder-fach and down by Llyn Bochlwyd to Llyn Idwal,
returning by Twll-du and over Glyder-fawr, to Pen-y-gwryd.
Weather, densely overcast and strong gale from E. ; reached
the clouds and newly-fallen snow at about 2,000 feet above sea
level, and had the company of both to the summit, a further
height of 1,200 feet. The air temperature in the valley had fallen
twenty-five degrees since the evening of the 11th.
From several aneroid readings, the writer suspects Glyderfach, the Lesser Glyder, to be at least equal in height to Glyderfawr, i. e. to rise 3,275 feet or more above sea level; and from
Snowdon the former looks considerably the higher.
H. B. BIDEN.
Witton, Birmingham, '
June, 1867.
�A WINTRY WALK AMONG THE MOUNTAINS.
Scene—The Heart of Snowdonia.
MAY 13th, 1861.
Reader, let a rambler tell you,—
One who oft, the storm defying,
Converse lone has held with Nature
In her grandest, sternest aspect,
'Mid the crags of wild Snowdonia,
Or, with pleasantest companions,
Scaled her lofty peaks and ridges
Oft by roughest, untried circuit,
One incurably afflicted
With ^-oaetyetkes scandendiP'caccreiZu’s —
Though he ne’er beheld the wonders
Of the far-famed Alpine ranges
How, this day, alone, he wandered
O’er the newly snow-crowned mountains—
"Winter’s snows had gone in April*
Spite of Post, Gazette, or Record.
Senseless work, would say the Guide Books,—
Sapient, cockney-followed Guide Books,—
Yet most useful to the novice,
Thus “ without a guide ” (!) to wander,
Courting well deserved destruction !
How he scampered o’er the quagmires,
How he floundered through the Gwryd,
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More correctly called the Mymbyr,
Slipping off the treacherous boulders ;
Scrambled up the Lesser Glyder
Spite of clouds, of snow, and easter.
Wind beloved (?) and sung by Kingsley ;
Would that he could thus have felt it
Freezing his poor toes and fingers.
Reached the drifting, level, cloud-roof,
Plunged behind its dim grey curtain
Darkly stretched o’er lakes and valleys,
Blotting out all higher regions,
Hiding every well known landmark;
Reached the eighteen-inch-deep heather
Water-logged with snow half melted,
Half way up the lofty mountain ;
Onward, upward, floundering, scrambling,
Through the fog and furious east wind,
Steering now by faith and compass,
Reached unmitigated winter;
Clambered up by blocks and ledges
O’er the frozen cliffs and boulders ;
Gained a loftier, colder region,
Where the gale made wildest music
Howling o’er the crested ridges,
Through the obelisks and turrets,
Serried battlements and cannons,
Dimly seen through drifting mist wreath,
Outworks of the storm-rent summit:
Wondrous handiwork of Nature,
Nought like this is seen on Snowdon,
Though each scene alike be snowed on !
Reached Castell-y-gwynt, whose crags were
Pointed, edged with fairest frostwork ;
Frozen mist, on blocks and ledges—
Silvery plumage, icy feathers,
Pointed bristling to the tempest;
Hung with icicles of crystal
Glittering bright in rows and clusters
From each point and “ coign of vantage.”
Reached the lofty rock-strewn platform,
Where the snow lay thick around him,
Where the great Stonehenge-like ruins,
Ruins of no human structure,
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Lichen-marbled, sno w-besprinkJed,
Looming spectral through the cloud-rack
In their ever changing groupings,
Stood or leaned in solemn grandeur.
Porphyritic trap their structure ;
Trap indeed the writer found it
Once, too far the crags descending
Northward from the lofty summit
Recking not of cliffs beneath him ;—Novice then at mountaineering,
Yet compelled by his position
Down that wall of rock to scramble
To Cwm Bochlwyd’s deep recesses,—
Down, by clefts and narrowing ledges
Through the haunts of kite and raven.
Reached the pointed sharp-edged cap stone,
Bright with snow and silvery frostwork,
Thickly fringed with icy pendants,
Gleaming through the mist like daggers.
Crossed the rugged pile of “ ruins,”
Summit of the lofty mountain ;
Reached the rocky steep o’erlooking
Tryfan’s cone of blocks and pillars,—
Deep Cwm Bochlwyd’s wild recesses,
All concealed in clouds beneath him :
Whence the ravens’ dismal croaking
Echoed from the crags of Tryfan
O’er the hidden deep abysses
Reached his ear, in sudden chorus
Piercing through the eddying vapour,
IMwf loud in expectation,
Scenting, may be, feast most welcome,
Should the wanderer’s ice-numbed fingers'
Losing hold on crags or boulders,
Send him headlong down among them.
Corresponding members doubtless,
Of that “ Red-tarn Club,” so famous
Once, as holding nightly revel
In the wilds of far Helvellyn,
(Till disturbed by “Mister Wudswuth”)
O’er the bruised and mangled body
Of the luckless Obadiah !
(See Chris. North his “ Recreations.”)
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How, his purpose now accomplished,*
O’er the mountain crest returning,
Feet and fingers numbed and senseless
Struggling with the furious easter
And its six degrees of freezing,
Underneath his chin he carried
(Load unwonted for the season,
On this thirteenth day of fifth month)
Frozen mist, an icy burden
Hanging to his draggled whiskers,
Till each patriarchal “ Billy ”
In the depths of lone Cwm Bochlwyd,
In that rugged grey-goat valley,
Might have owned him as a brother ;
But, alas, the goats have vanished !
Passed again the “ Tempest’s Castle,”
Where on high, in snowy mantle,
Fringed and edged with frosted lace work
Stood the “ Sentinel ” gigantic,
Lonely ward and vigil keeping
Through the heats and frosts of ages
By the rugged block-strewn glacis
O’er the lofty Col du Gribin.
Floundered down the narrow couloir,
Waging cool war with the snow drift
By the eastern flank of Gribin,
Whose arête of stony columns,
Though by Ordnance-map constructors
Hardly indicated, rises
Rough with crest of spiny fretwork
(If the fog would let one see it ! )
Gained the scree, so loose and shelving,
Down the rugged steep descending.
Reached Llyn Boehlwyd’s sparkling fountain,
Dripping well of clearest water
Where the crystal streamlets trickle
From the high-ranged porph’ry columns,
From the cliff so grim and barren
Northwest face of Lesser Glyder
Down the screen of richest verdure ;
Golden rod and scented rose root,
Mountain rue, and kidney sorrel,
* Fixing a minimum thermometer among the rocks.
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Ladies’ mantle, starry cresses,
&®Men saxifrage, and mosses,
Glancing bright in silvery ripples.
Welcome sight when heats of summer
Parch with thirst the mountain climber ;
Beauteous now witli fairest frost-work
AM enframed in purest snow-wreath ;
Forty-two degrees its waters
Now, as in the heats of August.
Lost at length the whitened snow-field,
Left behind the realm of Winter,
Lost awhile the piercing east wind
In the lee of rugged Tryfan ;
Left above, the drifting vapour ;—
Saw the snow-crowned Carnedd Dafydd
Clear awhile from gloom and tempest;
Saw Llyn Ogwen’s rippling waters
Fifteen hundred feet beneath him ;
Saw the lengthening vale of Francon
Bask awhile in pleasant sunshine ;
Hastened down to ice-ground Bocblwyd
(See Professor Ramsay’s “ Glaciers : ”—
No connexion here writh Murray;
Safe in print the writer had it
In the “ Brum. Gazette ” of August—
Of the twenty-fifth of eighth month—
Eighteen hundred four and sixtyJ
Reached Llyn Bochlwyd’s sheet of silver ;
Stood beside its lonely margin
Sometimes reached by roving angler,
Scarcely known to guide-book maker,
Scene but rarely seen by artist;
Stood awhile, the view surveying.
Wild and gloomy frowned the valley,'
Dark beneath its roof of vapour
Stretched across from peaks to ridges,
From sharp Tryfan’s headless shoulders
To decapitated G ribin ;
While the crags of Lesser Glyder,
Seamed with lines of white, descending
Glacier-like from cloud-hid snow fields,
Closed the darksome rugged picture.
Glorious are these lofty mountains
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Scarred with precipice and cavern
In the full revealing sunshine
Of the pleasant days of summer ;
(All untrod by highway tourist
Only bent to “do” the country)
Yet most glorious, when the sunset
Breaking through departing tempest
Floods with sudden, radiant splendour
( Golden lights and ebon shadows )
“ Castle ” pinnacle and “ turret ”
On the lofty crested ridges ;
While the lazy snake-like cloud-wreaths,
Rank by rank in long procession,
Stained throughout with evening’s purple
Crawl athwart their lofty shoulders,
O’er the dim retiring valleys
Grey with cliff-entangled mist beds.
“ Scene of sternest desolation ; ”
Yet, amid its barren grandeur,
Gems of loveliest tint or verd ure
“ Waste on desert air their sweetness.”-—(Reader, please forgive this rendering
Of a somewhat well-worn passage.)
Oft they smile in welcome beauty
On the mountain rambler’s footsteps :—
Parsley fern in ell-broad masses,
Dots the screes with tufted clusters ;
Mountain thrift, the sea-green rose-root,
Gnarly rooted, golden blossomed,
Star, and mossy saxifrages,
Bladder fern in brittle lace-work,
Alchemilla, mountain shield fern,
Oak and beech ferns, stemless catchfly,
Golden rod, the pale green-spleenwort,
Fringe with green the rocks and ledges,
Line the mossy caves and crannies ;
While the bristling, bright fir club moss,
Sturdy little mountain climber,
Though it not disdains the valleys,
Dots with life the loftiest ridges ;
Or its grey-green Alpine cousin
Struggles through the close cropp’d herbage ;
Or vivip’rous Alpine grasses
Wave in air their tufted offspring
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Held aloft on wiry foot-stalk ;
Or, in damp and sheltered corners,
Golden saxifrage encases
Rocks and stones with richest carpet:—
“ Common ” plant, but yet how lovely
Glimmering blue-green in the darkness
Deep within some dripping cavern,
Roofed with darker olive fringes
Of the filmy fern of Wilson ;
Chiefly found in wild luxuriance,
In the darksome damp recesses
Of the huge and loose-heaped fragments,
Relics of moraines, dissected
By the hidden, tinkling streamlets ;
Or in more illumined aspect,
Spangled with the snowy blossoms,
Gold besprinkled, emerald tufted,
Of saxífraga stellaris.
(Ending now this long digression,)
On again the rambler started,—
Scrambled down to well known Idwal,
(See Smith’s, Brown’s, or Jones’s guide-books;)
Many a hundred feet descending
To Llyn Idwal’s southern angle ;
Thence by the moraine so rugged
Up the centre of the valley
Tow’rds the distant “ Devil’s Kitchen,”
Gaping high in air before him ;
Onward, upward, climbing, scrambling,
Round or o’er the ice borne fragments.
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*
Hark, what sudden, sharp crack-crackling,
Like the sound of rifle volley
Or the snap of closest thunder,
Swelling now to noise “uproarious,”
Echoes round the rock-walled valley ?
Is His Sable Highness cooking
In the gloomy cleft up yonder ?
Has his kitchen Inter busted ?
Whence can come such startling clamour ?
See, from out yon crown of vapour
Resting on the lofty mountain,
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Lines of dust, with seeming slowness,
( Strange effect of height and distance,)
Creeping down that steep escarpment,
Glyder-fawr’s north-western angle ;
Gleaming now with sudden radiance
In the level sheet of sunshine
Streaming ’neath the drifting cloud roof,
From Elidyr’s lofty shoulder
O’er the twilight darkening valley ;
See, from out the lowering columns
Right and left, the glancing fragments
Leaping, crashing o’ei’ the ledges,
Hurling down the loosened boulders,
Now with headlong speed descending,
Score the cliff with lines of ruin :
Nearer, sharper, grows the tumult,
Louder, grander, roar the echoes,
Till the rushing, stony torrent
Clattering down by screes and gullies,
Spent and worn, has found its level
All its noisy life departed.
On again the rambler struggled,
Reached at last Twll-du’s dark fissure,
Tempting spot to plant collector-;
(See the trusty “ Guides ” aforesaid.)
Yet one little floral beauty
Well deserves a passing notice ;—
Purple saxifrage ; its blossoms,
Soon as winter’s snows have left it
Rosy-tinting rocks aud boulders
On the old volcanic ash beds;
Loveliest little Alpine creeper,
With its slender thyme-like branches
Threading all the rocks with crimson.
Looked into the “ Devil’s Kitchen,”
Too much water, now, to enter,
Though the writer oft has clambered
Up the fallen blocks and ledges
Ad sanctissimum sanctorum,
Underneath the fallen boulder ;
Whence, on looking back, the landscape,
Lake and mountain, bright in sunshine,
Seen along the darksome crevice,
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Framed between its gloomy portals,
Startles with its golden radiance ;
Like the light of moon or planets
Yellow in the midnight darkness.
—Climbed to Llyn-y-cwn’s morasses,
—Saw the dim grey sea horizon
Faintly gleaming o’er Carnarvon,—
O’er the tower of Penrhyn Castle
Down Nant Francon’s long perspective ;
Saw in faintest ghostly outline
Moel Eilio’s grassy summit
O’er the lakes of deep Llanberis ;
All things else in mist were shrouded.
Scrambled on by screes and ledges,
Near a thousand feet ascending
Up the slope of Esgair-felen
To the brow of the Great Glyder.
Reached again the drifting cloud roof,
Reached once more the reign of Winter,
Faced again the piercing easter
With its six degrees of freezing ;
Crunched again the frozen snow sheets,
Half a foot in depth, new-fallen ;
Hastened on again by compass
Through the all-encircling mist wreaths,
(Centre of a faint horizon
Scarce a hundred yards in compass),
Through the gathering shades of evening,
O’er the lofty rock strewn platform ;
O’er a mile of stony desert,
Sharp edged shingle, “ snow-denuded.”
Now, a howling wintry desert,
Tempest-ridden, fog enfolded ;
Yet, in brighter, clearer weather,
Scarce you’ll find a nobler station
Whence to view the lofty Snowdon :
Whence to see the mountain monarch,
Whence to watch the changing colours
On his peaks and winding ridges
In some clear north western sunset
Of the longer days of summer;
Whoa Crib-goch in fiery radiance
Glows along each stony saw crest,
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Down each scree, with streams of orange;
While Cwm-glas in deepening shadow
Veiled -with haze of grey and purple
Dimly shews its tiny lakelets
Dark with rock-reflecting shadows
O’er the gorge of deep Llanberis :
And Y Wyddfa, “ the conspicuous,”
Towering high, in gilded outline,
O’er Crib-ddysgyll’s darkening ridges,
Crowns the scene of mountain glory.
Lost in distance man’s “improvements,”
All unseen, those huts unsightly,
Yet most welcome to the climber,
Faint or thirsty with his scramble
Up some rugged mountain buttress :—
Up Cwm-dyli’s “ rush of waters,’*
By the knife-edged crest of Lliwedd,
Up the cliff from Bwlch-y-saethau :—
Up the screes, from Cwm-y-clogwyn,
Up from Cwm-y-llan’s recesses,
To the “ Saddleback’s ” dread (!) shoulder,
Scene of regulation terrors !—
O’er Crib-goch’s spiky ridges,
O’er its wearying screes unstable,
Each loose stone a “ friction-roller”
Set with knives of flinty sharpness,
Roughest peak in all Snowdonia ;
From Cwm-glas’ deep recesses
By the spiny crest of Ddysgyl.
(Routes most dangerous ! most improper ! !
For the guideless mountain rambler.)
Why deform a spot so glorious
As the crested cone of Snowdon
With excrescences so hideous ?
Wooden shanties, roofs of patchwork,
Rusty funnels, empty bottles ;
Why not build in style substantial
Honest stonework, plain yet sightly,
In some neighbouring sheltered hollow ?
Leaving free the narrow summit
For the crowds who come to study
(When the drifting mists allow them)
Scenes of oft recorded beauty.
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While (to Glyder fawr returning)
Snowdon’s lengthening three-forked shadow
Leaps Llyn Gwynant’s silvery mirror,
Stalks across the wood crowned valley,
Climbs the slopes of Cerig Cochion.
And the Glyders’ gloomy profiles
Slowly creep up sunlit Siabod.
Stain his golden-glowing shoulders
With their deep embrasured outline.
While the Lesser Glyder’s ridges
Cut the sky with crested ruins.
Wondrous mountain architecture
Shining bright in level sunlight.
Or, perchance, in broken -weather,
-Scenes below, in fitful fragments,
Lake and streamlet, rock and woodland,
Here and there by turns emerging
Lom the snowy, rolling vapour
Shine revealed in sudden clearness :
While the sea-horizon, gleaming
Far and wide in radiant silver
Floods the distant scene with beauty,
Mottled o’er with flying shadows,
Saowy cloudlets, floating islands,
Gliding o’er its shining level.
While, around, the parting mist-wreaths, Lingering yet, in playful wanderings
Race along the rocky desert,
Round its pinnacles and turrets.
Or some sudden pelting shower
Sweeping o’er the lofty ridges
Gilds the scene with new-born lustre
Flashing in the fitful sunshine ;—
Floats away o’er sharp-coned Tryfan—
Wreaths his head with sudden glories,
Radiant circles, full orbed rainbows,
Ro mere lowland “ arch triumphant,”
Each concentric ring, completed
In the yawning depths of Bochlwyd,
Standing forth in fairest colours
From the dark, retreating nimbus.
While old Snowdon’s western shoulder
Ploughing up the sea borne currents
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Into higher, colder regions
Forms a train of sweeping cloudlets
Visibly increasing, growing
Out of evening’s purest ether ;
Till the long cascade of vapour
Streaming o’er his pointed summit,
Gliding down Cwm-dyli’s hollow,
Floats across the vale of Gwynant ;
Vainly struggles, hither, thither,
Stands in heaps o’er Pen-y-gwryd,
Tangled in the threefold eddy
Streaming up, from deep Nant Peris,
Round from Gwynant’s curving valley,
O’er the slopes of Gallt-y-wenallt.
Sight of snowy sunlit beauty
To the rambler far above it ;—
Source of discontented grumbling
To the helpless “walking tourist”
Buried ’neath its surging billows,
Coffee room imprisoned, fearful
Of the mountain mist or tempest ;
Weatlier-bound, the silly fellow,
Ignorant of scenes so glorious
On the lofty crests above him.
Thus in plaintive doleful numbers
Pouring forth his lamentation.
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LAY OF THE IMPRISONED TOURIST,
AS HE LAY “ USED UP” ON THE SOFA,
Stranger, who by love for mountains
E’er shouldst chance to be allured
To this den of dreary horrors,
Soon your weakness will be cured:
All the skies in cloud extinguished,
All the earth by mist obscured,
Imps cerulean, dismal vapours,
Reign supreme at Pen-y-gwryd !
Here the heavens are ever pouring
Drenching streams from fog-bank lurid :
Tears of sympathy incessant
Angels high in ether pure hid
Weep for us, poor luckless captives,
In this wretched place immured.
Traveller, that’s the reason why it
Always rains at Pen-y-gwryd !
Walker! Mr. Walking-tourist,
Fudge and nonsense, cease your growling ;
Off with those eternal slippers ;
Out, and scramble up the mountains ;
Burn that fossil, last week’s paper,
Last resource of mind most wretched,
Come, and soon will soul and body
Rise superior to the vapours.
Come, and see what glorious pictures
Nature shews, in ceaseless beauty,
To the thoughtful, loving student
Of her ever-changing features,—
Not forgetting Nature’s Author,
’Mid such tokens of His power,
(With all reverence be it spoken),
In whose hands are earth’s deep places,—
Whose, the strength of hills and mountains,—-
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Whose the sea is, for He made it,—
Who the outspread land created :—
Whose, are Earth and all her fulness,
Hail and lightning, snow and vapour,
Wind and storm, His word fulfilling,—
Ministers that do His pleasure.
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Yet what strange ironic contrast
To all sunny recollections
Was the scene, this wintry evening,
On the crest of lofty Glyder !
Howling tempest, whirling vapour,
Piercing frost, and crunching snow-wreath.
Reached at length his eastern shoulder,
Hastened down once more from cloudland ;
Saw the face of Llyn-cwm-ffynnon
Shine like silver far beneath him—
Welcome landmark through the twilight.
Passed the darkened cliff of greenstone,
Reached the doubly ice-grooved platform,
Witness strange, of two-fold glaciers;
Hastened down by roches moutonnees,
’Mid blocs perches by the hundred ;
Passed the spring-fed Llyn-cwm-ffynnon,
Where of late the char have flourished;
Hurried on, well nigh belated,
Scrambled down, in almost darkness,
Gained the road at lone Gorphwysfa,
Pen-y-pass, of late its title ;
Pen-y-“ pass ! ” a mongrel nickname
Cymru should be all ashamed of.
Nothing loth, reached Pen-y-gwryd,
Ever welcome Pen-y-gwryd!
Thus did end an eight hours’ ramble
All alone, across the mountains ;
(No one else wrould face the weather)—
High-away-there ! o’er the Glyders.
WHITE AND PIKE, PRINTERS, BIRMINGHAM.
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Victorian Blogging
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A collection of digitised nineteenth-century pamphlets from Conway Hall Library & Archives. This includes the Conway Tracts, Moncure Conway's personal pamphlet library; the Morris Tracts, donated to the library by Miss Morris in 1904; the National Secular Society's pamphlet library and others. The Conway Tracts were bound with additional ephemera, such as lecture programmes and handwritten notes.<br /><br />Please note that these digitised pamphlets have been edited to maximise the accuracy of the OCR, ensuring they are text searchable. If you would like to view un-edited, full-colour versions of any of our pamphlets, please email librarian@conwayhall.org.uk.<br /><br /><span><img src="http://www.heritagefund.org.uk/sites/default/files/media/attachments/TNLHLF_Colour_Logo_English_RGB_0_0.jpg" width="238" height="91" alt="TNLHLF_Colour_Logo_English_RGB_0_0.jpg" /></span>
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Conway Hall Library & Archives
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2018
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Conway Hall Ethical Society
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A wintry walk among the mountains
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Biden, H.E. [1832-1907]
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Place of publication: London
Collation: 16 p. ; 21 cm.
Notes: From the library of Dr Moncure Conway. "With sincerest apologies to the shade of Hiawatha" [Title page]. "The following lines contain an accurate account of what befell the writer during a ramble on May 18th,1867, over the summit of Glyder-fach and down by Lyn Bochlwyd to LlynIdwal ..." [Author's note].
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F.B. Kitto
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1867
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G5312
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Poetry
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English
Conway Tracts
English Poetry
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Sacerdotalism