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��BIBLE ROMANCES—1.

THE CREATION STORY.
By G. W. FOOTE.
The Book of Genesis is generally thought, as Professor Huxley
says, to contain the beginning and the end of sound science.
The mythology of the Jews is held to be a divine revelation of
the early history of man, and of the cosmic changes preparatory
to his creation. The masses of the people in every Christian
country are taught in their childhood, that God created the
universe, including this earth with all its flora and fauna, in five
days ; that he created man, “the bright consummate flower” of
his work, on the sixth day, and rested on the seventh. Yet
every student knows this conception to be utterly false; every
man of science rejects it as absurd ; and even the clergy them­
selves mostly disbelieve it. Why, then, do they not disabuse
the popular mind, and preach what they deem true, instead of
what they know to be false ? The answer is very simple. Because
they feel that the doctrine of the Fall is bound up with the
Genesaic account of Creation, and that if the latter be discredited
the former will not long be retained. The doctrine of the Fall
being the foundation of the scheme of Atonement, the clergy
will never admit the Creation Story to be mythical until they
are forced to do so by external pressure. At any rate they
cannot be expected to proclaim its falsity, since by so doing they
would destroy the main prop of their power. What the recog­
nised teachers of religion will not do, however, should not be
left undone, especially when it is so needful and important. Men
of science, by teaching positive and indisputable truths, are
gradually but surely revolutionising the world of thought, and
dethroning the priesthoods of mystery and superstition. Yet
their influence on the masses is indirect, and they do not often
trouble themselves to show the contradiction between their dis­
coveries and what is preached from the pulpit. Perhaps they are
right. But it is also right that others should appeal to the people
m the name not only of science, but also of scholarship and
common sense, and show them the incredible absurdity of much
that the clergy are handsomely paid to preach as the veritable
and infallible Word of God.
•
Creation Story, with which the Book of Genesis opens, is
incoherent, discrepant, and intrinsically absurd, as we shall
attempt to show. It is also discordant with the plainest truths
of Science. Let us examine it, after casting aside all prejudice
and predilection.
If the universe, including this earth and its principal inhabitant,

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man, was created in six days, it follows that less than six thousand
years ago, chaos reigned throughout nature. This, however, is
clearly untrue. Our earth has revolved round its central sun for
numberless millions of years. Geology proves also that millions
of years have elapsed since organic existence first appeared on the
earth’s surface, and this world became the theatre of life and
death. Darwin speaks of the known history of the world as “of
a length quite incomprehensible by us,” yet even that he affirms
“ will hereafter be recognised as a mere fragment of time ” com­
pared with the vast periods which Biology will demand.. The
instructed members of the Church have long recognised these
statements as substantially true, and they have tried to reconcile
them with Scripture by assuming that the word which in the
History of Creation is rendered day really means a period, that is
an elastic space of time which may be expanded or contracted to
suit all requirements. But there are two fatal objections to this
assumption. In the first place, the same’word is rendered day in
the fourth commandment, and if it means period in Genesis, it
means period in Exodus. In that case we are commanded to
work six periods and rest on the seventh, and each period must
cover a geological epoch. How pleasant for those who happen to
be born in the seventh period, how unpleasant for those born in
one of the six! The lives of the one class all work, those of the
other all play ! In the second place, the account of each day’s
creation concludes with the refrain, “ and the evening and the
morning were the first (or other) day.” Now evening and
morning are terms which mark the luminous gradations between
night and day, and these phenomena, like night and day; depend
on the earth’s revolving on its axis, and presenting different por­
tions of its surface to the sun. Evening and morning clearly
imply a space of twenty-four hours, and the writer of Genesis,
whoever he was, would probably be surprised at any other inter­
pretation of his words. It is sometimes argued, as for instance by
Dr. M’Caul, that these primeval days were of vast and unknown
duration, the evening and the morning not being dependent on
their present causes. But this supposition could only apply to
the first three days, for the sun, moon, and stars were created on
the fourth day, expressly “ to rule over the day, and over the
night, and to divide the light from the darkness.” The fifth and
Bixth days, at least, must be understood as of normal length, and
thus the chronological difficulties remain. All animal life was
brought into existence on the last two days, and therefore the
Bible still allows an antiquity of less than six thousand years for
the world’s fauna. Geology and Biology allow millions of years.
Here then Science and the Bible are in flagrant and irreconcilable
contradiction.
The fact that the writer of Genesis represents light as existing
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frequently been noticed. One learned commentator supposed
that God had infused a certain “ luminosity ” through the air,
which was not exactly the same as the light of the sun. But light
is not a thing; it is a phenomenon caused by definite laws of
astronomy and optics. Such explanations are but fanciful refuges
of superstition. “ God said let there be light and there was
light,” is not the language of science and history, but the language
of poetry. As such it is sublime. We find a similar expression
in the Vedas of the Hindoos: “He thought, I will create
worlds, and they were there ! ” Both become ridiculous when
presented to us as a scientific statement. The physical astro­
nomer knows how worlds are formed, as well as how their move­
ments are determined; he knows also the causes of light; and he
knows that none of these processes resembles the accounts given
in the Creation Stories of the Hebrews and the Hindoos.
Science knows nothing of six creative epochs, any more than
of six creative days; and it is quite certain that the order of
Creation given in Genesis differs widely from the revelations of
Geology. For instance (and one instance in such a case is as
good as a thousand), fish and fowl are said to have been created
on the same day. Let us, for the sake of argument, assume that
day means period. The conclusion still is that fish and fowl were
created together. Starting from this conclusion, what should we
expect to find in our geological researches? Why, the fossil
remains of fish and of fowl in the same epochs. But we find
nothing of the kind. Marine animals antedate the carboniferous
period, during which all our coal deposits were laid, but no
remains of fowl are found until a later period. Now the carbo­
niferous period alone, according to Sir William Thompson, covers
many millions of years; so that instead of fish and fowl being
contemporaneous, we find them geologically separated by incon­
ceivable spaces of time. Here again the Bible and Science fatally
. disagree,
Even if we admit that the fifth day of creation -was a period,
the chronology of the Bible is still fatally at variance with fact.
With respect to the antiquity of the human race, it is precise and
unmistakable. It gives us the age of Adam at his death, and the
ages of the other antediluvian patriarchs. From the Flood the
genealogies are carefully recorded, until we enter the historic
period, after which there is not much room for dispute. From
the creation of Adam.to the birth of Christ, the Bible allows
about four thousand years. The antiquity of the human race,
' therefore, according to Scripture, is less than six thousand years.
Science, however, proves that this is but a fragment of the vast
period during which man has inhabited the earth. There was
a civilisation in Egypt thousands of years before the alleged
creation of Adam. The Cushite civilisation was even more
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ruder state, long before that. The researches of Mr. Pengelly
in Kent’s Cavern proved that cave-men lived there more than two
hundred thousand years ago ; while geological investigations in
the Valley of the Somme have established the fact that primitive
men existed there in the tertiary period. Professor Draper
writes: “So far as investigations have gone, they indisputably
refer the existence of man to a date remote from us by many
hundreds of thousands of years. It must be borne in mind that
these investigations are quite recent, and confined to a very
limited geographical space. No researches have yet been made
in those regions which might reasonably be regarded as the
primitive habitat of man. We are thus carried back immeasurably
beyond the six thousand years of Patristic chronology. It is
difficult to assign a shorter date for the last glaciation of Europe
than a quarter of a million of years, and human existence antedates
that." The chronology of the Bible is thus altogether obsolete.
The idea of a seven-days’ creation was not confined to the
Jews: it was shared by the Persians and Etruscans. The
division of the year into months and weeks is a general, although
not a universal practice. The ancient Egyptians observed a tendays’ week, but the seven-days’ week was well known to them.
The naming of the days of the week after the seven Planets was
noted by Dion Cassius as originally an Egyptian custom, which
spread from Egypt into the Roman Empire. The Brahmins of
India also distinguish the days of the week by the planetary
names. This division of time was purely astronomical. The
Jews kept the Feast of the New Moon, and other of their ceremonies were determined by lunar and solar phenomena. We
may be sure that the myth of a seven-days’ creation followed
and did not precede the regular observance of that period.
There is one feature of the Hebrew story of creation which
shows how anthropomorphic they were. The Persians represent
Ormuzd as keeping high festival with his angels on the seventh
day, after creating all things in six. But the Hebrews represent
Jehovah as resting on the seventh day, as though the arduous
labors of creation had completely exhausted his energies. Fancy
Omnipotence requiring rest to recruit its strength! The Bible,
and especially in its earlier parts, is grossly anthropomorphic.
It exhibits God as conversing with men, sharing their repasts,
and helping them to slaughter their foes. It represents him as
visible to human eyes, and in one instance as giving Moses a
back view of his person. Yet these childish fancies are still
thrust upon us as divine truths, which if we disbelieve we shall
be eternally damned!
Let us now examine the Creation Story internally. In the
first place, we find two distinct records, the one occupying the
whole of the first chapter of Genesis and the first three verses of
the second, at which point the other commences. These two

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records belong to different periods of Jewish history. The older
one is the Elohistic, so called because the creator is designated
by the plural term Elohim, which in our version is translated
God. The more modern one is the Jehovistic, in which Elohim
is combined with the singular term Jehovah, translated in our
version the Lord God. The Elohistic and Jehovistic accounts
both relate the creation of man, but instead of agreeing they
widely differ. The former makes God create man in his own
image ; the latter does not even allude to this important circum­
stance. The former represents man as created male and female
at the outset; the latter represents the male as created first, and
the female for a special reason afterwards. In the former God
enjoins the primal pair to “be fruitful and multiply and replenish
the earth; ” in the latter there is no such injunction, but on the
contrary, the bringing forth of children in sorrow is imposed
upon the woman as a punishment for her sin, and she does not
appear to have borne any offspring until after the expulsion from
the Garden of Eden. Lastly, the Elohistic record makes no
mention of this Paradise, in which, according to the Jehovistic
record, the drama of the Fall was enacted, but represents
man as immediately commissioned to subdue and populate the
world. Such discrepancies are enough to stagger the blindest
credulity.
We now proceed to examine the Jehovistic account of Creation
in detail. We read that the Lord God formed man of the
dust of the ground, the Hebrew word for which is adamah. The
word Adam means “ be red,” and adamah may be referred to the
red soil of Palestine. Kalisch also observes that man may have
been originally called Adam on account of the red color of his
skin. The Chinese represent man as kneaded of yellow earth, and
the red Indians of red clay. The belief that man was formed of
earth was not confined to the Jews, but has been almost uni­
versal, and undoubtedly arose from the fact that our bodies after
death return to the earth and resolve into the elements. The
Lord God placed this forlorn first man in the Garden of Eden,
with the command to till it, and permission to eat of the fruit of
all its trees except “ the tree of knowledge of good and evil.”
How Adam trespassed and fell, and brought a curse upon him­
self and all his innocent posterity, we shall consider in another
pamphlet. The story of the Fall is infinitely curious and
diverting, and must be treated separately.
Adam’s first exploit, after he had taken a good look round
him, was very marvellous. All the cattle and beasts of the field
and fowl of the air were brought before him to be named, and
“ whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the
name thereof.” This first Zoological Dictionary is unfortunately
lost, or we should be able to call every animal by its right name,
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fishes and insects were not included in this primitive nomencla­
ture, so the loss of the Dictionary does not concern them.
.
The Lord made the animals pass before Adam seemingly with
the expectation that he would choose a partner from amongst
them. Nothing, however, struck his fancy. If he had fallen
in love with a female gorilla or ourang-outang, what a difference
it would have made in the world’s history !
A ftftr this wonderful exploit u the Lord caused a deep sleep to
fall upon Adam,” who surely must have been tired enough to
fall into a good sound natural sleep, without a heavenly narcotic.
While in this state one of his ribs was extracted for a purpose
we shall presently refer to, and which he discovered when he
awoke. This curious surgical operation involves a dilemma. If
Adam was upright after it, he must have been lopsided before;
if he was upright before it, he must have been lopsided after. In
either case the poor man was very scurvily treated.
It has been maintained that God provided Adam with another
rib in place of the one extracted. But this is a mere conjecture.
Besides if the Lord had a spare rib in stock he might have made
a woman of it, without cutting poor Adam open and making a
pre mortem examination of his inside.
The divine operator’s purpose wa,s a good one, whatever we
may think of his means. He had discovered, what Omniscience
would have foreknown, that it was not good for man to be alone,,
and had resolved to make him a help-meet. Adam’s “ spare-rib
was the raw material of which his wife was manufactured. The
Greenlanders believed that the first woman was fashioned out of
the man’s thumb. The woman was brought to Adam, who said
_ “This is now bone of my bone and flesh of my flesh.” Not a
word did he say about “ soul of my soul.” Perhaps he suspected
•she had none, and with some truth, if we go no further than our
English version. When the Lord God made man, he ‘‘breathed
into his nostrils the breath of life, and man became a living soul,
but apparently no such operation was performed on Eve. Indeed
it is very difficult to prove from the Bible that woman has a soul
at all. Women should reflect on this. They should also reflect
on the invidious fact that they were not included in the original
scheme of things, but thrown in as a make-weight afterwards.
Let them ponder this a while, and the churches and chapels in
which this story is taught would soon be emptied. The majority
of those who occupy seats in such places wear bonnets, and most
of those who don’t, go there for the sake of those who do. _
When Adam had thus accosted his bride he grew prophetical.
“Therefore,” said he, “shall a man leave his father and his
mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one
flesh.” In his desire to give the institution of marriage the
highest sanction, the writer of this story perpetrated. a gross
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marriage. Unless, therefore, we credit him with superhuman
prescience, it is absurd to make him talk in this way.
Eve’s name, no less than Adam’s, betrays the mythological
character of the story. It means the “ mother of all,” and was
evidently applied to her by the Jewish writers in order to signify
her supposed relationship to the human race.
While God was engaged in the work of creation, why did he
not make two human couples, instead of one ? The arrange­
ment he adopted involved the propagation of the human species
through incest. Adam and Eve’s sons must have had children
by their sisters. If two couples had been created, their families
might have intermarried, and mankind would not then have
sprung from the incestuous intercourse of the very first genera­
tion. Surely omnipotence might have obviated the necessity of
a crime against which civilised consciences revolt with unspeak­
able disgust.
Adam and Eve were placed by God in the Garden of Eden.
“ Eden,” says Kalisch, “ comprised that tract of land where the
Euphrates and Tigris separate ; from that spot the ‘ garden in
Eden’ cannot be distant. Let it suffice that we know its
general position.” Its exact position can never be ascertained.
What a pity it is that Noah did not occupy some of his leisure
time, during the centuries he lived after his exit from the ark,
in writing a typography of the antediluvian world! The Greeks
placed Paradise in the Islands of the Blessed, beyond the Pillars
of Hercules in the western main. The Swede, Rudbeck, asserts
that Paradise was in Scandinavia ; some Russian writers supposed
it to have been in Siberia; and the German writers, Hasse and
Schulz, on the coast of Prussia. Eastern traditions place it in
Ceylon, and regard the mountain of Rahoun as the spot where
Adam was buried. Some old Christian writers hazarded the
theory that Paradise was beyond the earth altogether, on the
other side of the ocean, which they conceived to encircle it, and
that Noah was conveyed to our planet by the deluge. Kalisch
gives a long list of ancient and modern authorities on the sub­
ject, who differ widely from each other as to the actual position
of Eden, their only point of agreement being that it was some­
where.
The Creation Story of the Bible cannot be considered as any­
thing but a Hebrew myth. Scholars have abundantly shown the
absurdity of supposing that Moses wrote it. Doubtless, as a
piece of traditional mythology, it is very ancient, but it cannot
be traced back in its present literary form beyond the Babylonish
captivity. Men of science without exception disbelieve it, not
only with regard to the world in general, but also with regard to
the human race. In his famous article on “The Method and
Results of Ethnology,” Professor Huxley made this declaration :—
“ There are those who represent the most numerous, respectable,

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and would-be orthodox of the public, and who may be called
‘ Adamites,’ pure and simple. They believe that Adam was made
out of earth somewhere in Asia, about six thousand years ago;
that Eve was modelled from one of his ribs; and that the pro­
geny of these two having been reduced to the eight persons who
landed on the summit of Mount Ararat after an universal deluge,
all the nations of the earth have proceeded from these last, have
migrated to their present localities, and have become converted
into Negroes, Australians, Mongolians, etc., within that time.
Five-sixths of the public are taught this Adamitic Monogenism
as if it were an established truth, and believe it. Z do not; and
I am not acquainted with any man of science, or duly instructed
person, who does.” The clergy, then, who go on teaching this
old Creation Story as true, are either unduly instructed or dis­
honest, ignorant or fraudulent, blind guides or base deceivers.
It is not for us to determine to which class any priest or preacher
belongs: let the conscience of each, as assuredly it will, decide
that for himself. But ignorant or dishonest, we affirm, is every
one of them who still teaches the Creation Story as a record of
actual facts, or as anything but a Hebrew myth.
The origin of the human race is far different from that recorded
in Genesis. Man has undoubtedly been developed from a lower
form of life. The rude remains of primitive men show that they
were vastly inferior to the present civilised inhabitants of the
world, and even inferior to the lowest savages with whom we
are now acquainted. Their physical and mental condition was
not far removed from that of the higher apes; and the general
opinion of biologists is that they were descended from the Old
World branch of the great Simian family. There is, indeed, no
absolute proof of this, nor is it probable that there ever will be,
as the fossil links between primitive man and his Simian pro­
genitor, if they exist at all, are most likely buried in that sunken
continent over which roll the waters of the South Pacific Ocean.
But as the line of natural development can be carried back so
far without break, there is no reason why it should not be carried
farther. The evolution theory is now almost universally accepted
by men of science, and few of them suppose that man can be
exempted from the general laws of biology. At any rate, the
Bible account of Creation is thoroughly exploded, and when that
is gone there is nothing to hinder our complete acceptance of
the only theory of man’s origin which is consistent with the facts
of his history, and explains the peculiarities of his physical
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�BIBLE ROMANCES.—2.

NOAH’S
By G.

W.

FLOOD.
FOOTE.

The Bible story of the Deluge is at once the biggest and the
most ridiculous in the whole volume. Any person who reads it
with the eyes of Common sense, and some slight knowledge f
science, must admit that it is altogether incredible and absurd,
and that the book which contains it cannot be the Word of
God.
About 1,656 years after God created Adam, and placed him
in the garden of Eden, the world had become populous and
extremely wicked ; indeed, every thought and imagination of
man’s heart was evil continually. What was the cause of all this
wickedness we are not informed ; but we are told that the sons
of God took unto them wives of the daughters of men because
they were fair, and we are led to suppose that these matches
produced giants and other incurably wicked offspring. No
physiological reason is assigned for this strange result, nor
perhaps was there any present to the mind of the writer, who
probably had witnessed unhappy mariages in his own family, and
was anxious to warn his readers, however vaguely, against
allowing their daughters to be inveigled into matrimonial bonds
with pious sniffling fellows, who professed themselves peculiarly
the children of their Father in heaven. However, the narrative
is clear as to the fact itself: men had all gone irrecoverably
astray, and God had repented that he ever made them. In such
a case an earthly human father would naturally have attempted
to improve his family ; but the Almighty Father either was too
indifferent to do so, or was too well aware of the impossibility
of reforming his own wretched offspring ; and therefore he deter­
mined to drown them all at one fell swoop, just as cat-loving old
ladies dispose of too numerous and embarrassing feline pro­
geny. Bethinking him, however, God resolved to save alive one
family to perpetuate the race; he was willing to give his creatures
another chance, and theD, if they persisted in going the wrong
way, it would still be easy to drown the lot of them again, and
that without any reservation. He had also resolved at first to
destroy every living thing from off the face of the earth ; but he
afterwards decided to spare from destruction two of every species
of unclean beasts, male and female, and fourteen, male and
female, of all clean beasts and of all fowls of the air and of every
creeping thing. Noah, his wife, his three sons, Shem, Ham, and
Japhet, and their wives (eight persons in all), were the only
human beings to be preserved from the terrible fate of drowning

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Noah was commanded by God to build an ark for the reception
of the precious living freight, the dimensions of which were to
be, in English measure, 550 feet long, 93 feet wide, and 55 feet
deep. Into this floating box they all got; the flood then came
and covered the earth, and all besides were drowned.
Now this is a very strange, a very startling story; it seems
more like a chapter from the “ Arabian Nights ” or the “ Advenventures of Baron Munchausen” than from the sacred Scriptures
of any Religion. Carnal reason prompts us to ask many ques­
tions about it.
1. How did Noah contrive to bring these beasts, birds, and
insects all together in one spot ? The task seems superhuman.
Some species could be found only in very remote places—the
kangaroo only in Australia, the sloth only in South America, the
polar bear only in the Arctic regions. How could Noah, in those
days of difficult locomotion, have journeyed in search of these
across broad rivers, and over continents and oceans? Did he
bring them singly to his dwelling-place in Asia, or did he travel
hither and thither with his menagerie, and finish the collection
before returning home ? There are, according to Huvh Miller,
1,658 known species of mammalia, 6,266 of birds, 642 &lt; f reptiles,
and 550.000 of insects ; how could one man, or a hundred men,
have collected specimens of these in those days, and in such a
brief space of time ? The beasts clean and unclean, male and
female, might be got together by means of terrible exertion, but
surely to assemble the birds and reptiles and insects must trans­
cend human capacity. Some of the last class would of course
not require much seeking ; they visit us whether we desire their
company or not; and the difficulty would not be how to get
them into the ark, but how on earth to keep them out. Others,
however, would give infinite trouble. Fancy Noah occupied in a
wild-goose chase, or selecting specimens from a wasps’ or hornets’
nest, or giving assiduous chase to a viligant and elusive blue­
bottle fly!
But suppose Noah to have succeeded in his arduous enterprise,
the question still remains, how did he keep his wonderful
zoological collection alive ? Some of them could live only in
certain latitudes; the inhabitants of cold climates would melt
away amidst the torrid heat of Central Asia. Then, again, there
are some insects that live only a few hours, and some that live a
fewdajs at the utmost; what means were adopted for preserving
these ? Some animals, too, do not pair, but run in herds ; many
species of fish swim in shoals ; sometimes males and sometimes
females predominate, as in the case of deer, where one male
heads and appropriates a whole herd of females, or in the case
of bees, where many males are devoted to the queen of the hive.
These could not have gone in pairs, or lived in pairs; their
instincts pointed to another method of grouping. How did

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Noah provide for their due preservation ? When these questions
are answered others speedily arise ; in fact, there is no end to the
difficulties of this marvellous story.
.
2 Whence and how did Noah procure the food for his huge
menagerie? That he was obliged to do so, that the animals were
not miraculously preserved without food, we are certain ; for he
was expressly commanded by God to gather food for himself an
for them. “ Take thou unto thee,” it was said to him, “ of all
food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee ; and it shall
be for food for thee, and for them.” What provision was made
for the carnivorous animals, for lions, tigers, vultures, kites, and
hawks? Some of these would require not simply meat, but
fresh meat, which could not be provided for them unless super­
fluous animals were taken into the ark to be killed, or Noah had
learned the art of potting flesh.
Otters would require fish
chameleons flies, woodpeckers grubs, night-hawks moths, and
humming-birds the honey of flowers. What vast quantities oi
water also would be consumed ! In fact, the task of collecting
food to last all the inmates of the a&gt;k, including the eight human
beings, for more than a year, must have been greater even than
that of bringing them together in the first place from every zone.
The labors of Hercules were mere trifles compared with those of
Noah. Poor old patriarch! He amply earned his salvation.
Had he been possessed of one tithe of Jacob’s cunning and
business sagacity, he would have struck a better bargain with God,
and have got into the ark on somewhat easier terms. Few men
would have undertaken so much to gain so little. _
3. How were all the animals, with their food, got into the ark f
The dimensions as given in the Bible would be insufficient to
accommodate a tithe of them ; the ark could not have contained
them all, if they were picked together like herrings or sardines.
Even if they were so packed, space would still be required for
their food ; and for what a vast quantity ! An animal even with
man’s moderate appetite would consume in the course of twelve
months solid matter to the extent of four or five times its own
weight, and some animals are of course far more voracious.
This difficulty as to stowing the animals and their food into the
ark is quite insuperable ; it is not to be obviated by any employ­
ment of miraculous intervention. Not even omnipotence can
make a clock strike less than one, and God himself must fail to
make two things occupy the same space at the same time..
4. How were the inmates of this floating menagerie, sup­
posing them got in, supplied with fresh air? According to the
Bible narrative the ark was furnished with but one window of a
cubit square, and one door which was shut by God himself, and
it may be presumed, quite securely fastened. Talk about the
Black-hole of Calcutta, why it was nothing to this! What a
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mouthful of fresh air! Lions, tigers, jackals, hysenas, boa-con­
strictors, kangaroos, eagles, owls, bees, wasps, bluebottles, with
Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japhet, and their wives, all in one fierce
melee. But the contention for the precious vital air must, how­
ever violent, have soon subsided: fifteen minutes would have
settled them all. Yet curiously enough the choking animals
suffered no appreciable injury ; by some occult means they were
all preserved from harm; which furnishes another illustration
of the mysterious ways of God. What powerful perfumes, too,
must have arisen from all those animals! So powerful indeed,
that even the rancid flavor of foxes and skunks must have been
undistinguishable from the blended scents of all their fellow
passengers. Those who have visited Wombwell’s menagerie, or
stood in the monkey-house of the Zoological Gardens, doubtless
retain a lively recollection of olfactory disgust, even although
in those places the most scrupulous cleanliness is observed ; but
their experience of such smells would have been totally eclipsed
if they could but for a moment have stood within Noah’s ark
amidst all its heterogeneous denizens. However the patriarch
and his sons managed to cleanse this worse than Augean stable
passes all understanding. And then what trampings they must
have had up and down those flights of stairs communicating
with the three storeys of the ark, in order to cast all the filth out
of that one window. No wonder their children afterwards began
to build a tower of Babel to reach unto heaven; it was quite
natural that they should desire plenty of steps to mount, so as to
gratify fully the itch of climbing they had inherited from their
parents.
5. Where did all the water come from ? According to the
Bible story the waters prevailed upon the earth a hundred and
fifty days, and covered all the high hills and mountains under
the whole heaven. Now mount Ararat itself, on which the ark
eventually rested, is seventeen thousand feet high, and the
utmost peaks of Himalaya are nearly twice as high as that; and
to cover the whole earth with water to such a tremendous height
would require an immense quantity of water; in fact, about
eight times as much as is contained in all the rivers, lakes, seas,
and oceans of our globe. Whence did all this water come ? The
Scripture explanation is sadly insufficient; the fountains of the
great deep were broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened,
and the rain was upon the earth for forty days and forty nights.
The writer evidently thought that there were great fountains at
the bottom of the sea, capable of supplying water in unlimited
quantities from some central reservoir; but science knows
nothing whatever about them; nay, science tells us that the
internal reservoir, if there be one, must contain not water, but
liquid fire. If this great reservior poured its contents into the
sea, the result would be similar to that frightful catastrophe

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imagined by the Yankee who wished to see Niagara Falls pour
into Mount Vesuvius.
,
The supply from that quarter thus failing, we are forced oacK
upon the rain which descended from the windows of heaven,
wherever they may be. It rained forty days and forty nights.
Forty days and forty nights ! Why forty million days and. nights
of rain would not have sufficed. The writer was evidently in tota
ignorance of the laws of hydrology. The rain which falls from
the clouds originally comes from the waters of the earth, being
absorbed into the atmosphere by the process of evaporation.
The utmost quantity of water that can thus be held in suspense
throughout the entire atmosphere is very small; in fact, if pre­
cipitated, it would only cover the ground to the depth of abou
five inches. After the first precipitation of rain, the process oi
evaporation would have to be repeated ; that is, for every addi­
tional descent of rain a proportionate quantity of water would have
to be extracted from the rivers, lakes, and seas below.
surely every sane man must perceive that this pretty juggle could
not add one single drop to the previously existing amount or
water, any more than a man could make himself rich by taking
money out of one pocket and putting it into another. . The fab e
man who is reported to have occupied himself with dipping up water
from one side of a boat and emptying it over on the other,
hoping thereby to bale the ocean dry, must have been the real
author of this story of Noah and his wonderful ark.
Some Christian writers, such as Dr. Pye Smith, Dr. Barry, and
Hugh Miller, have contended that the author of the book of
Genesis is describing not a universal but a partial deluge ; not a
flood which submerged the whole earth, but one that merely
covered some particular part of the great Central Asian plains.
But surely, apart from any consideration pertaining to the very
emphatic language of the text, rational men must perceive that the
difficulty is not obviated by this explanation, but rather increased.
How could the waters ascend in one place to the height of seven­
teen thousand feet (the height of Mount Ararat) without over­
flowing the adjacent districts, and, indeed, the whole earth, in
conformity to the law of gravitation ? Delitzch is bold enough
to assert that the flood of water was ejected with such force from
the fountains beneath that it assumed quite naturally a conical
shape. But then, even supposing that this explication were
anything but sheer silliness, which it is not, how would the
learned commentator 'account for the water retaining its conical
shape for months after the force of upheaval had expended
itself ? These explanations are entirely fanciful and groundless.
The language of the narrative is sufficiently explicit. “ And all
flesh died that moved upon the earth
“ all in whose nostrils
was the breath of life;” “and every living substance was de­
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remained alive and they that were with him in the ark.” Such
are the precise unmistakeable words of Scripture, which no
sophistry can explain away. But even if the contention for a
partial deluge could be made good, the fundamental difficulties
would still remain. As Colenso observes, the flood, “ whether
it be regarded as a universal or a partial deluge, is equally in­
credible and impossible.”
Geology absolutely contradicts the possibility of any such catas­
trophe as the deluge within the historic period. According to
Sir Charles Lyell, no devastating flood could have passed over
the forest zone of AL tn a during the last twelve thousand years ;
and the volcanic cones of Auvergne, which enclose in their ashes
the remains of extinct animals, and present an outline as perfect
as that of AEtna, are deemed older still. Kalisch forcibly pre­
sents this aspect of the question : “ Geology teaches the impos­
sibility of a universal'deluge since the last six thousand years,
but does not exclude a pattial destruction of the earth’s surface
within that period. The Biblical text, on the other hand,
demands the supposition of a universal deluge, and absolutely
excludes a partial flood.”
6. What became of all the fish? In such a deluge the rivers
and seas must have mingled their waters, and this in conjunction
with the terrific outpour from the windows of heaven, must have
made the water brackish, too salt for fresh-water fish, and too
fresh for salt-water fish ; and consequently the aquatic animals
must all have perished, unless, indeed, they were miraculously
preserved—a contingency which anyone is free to conjecture,
but no one is at liberty to assert, seeing that the inspired writer
never even hints such a possibility. Now there is no evidence
whatever that Noah took any ffh with him into the ark ; under
natural circumstances they must have perished outside; yet the
seas and rivers still teem with life. When did the new creation
of fish take place ?
7. What became of all the vegetation ? Every particle of it
must have rotted during such a long submergence. But even if
mysteriously preserved from natural decay, it must still have
been compressed into a mere pulp by the terrific weight of the
super-incumbent water. Colenso estimates that the pressure of
a column of water 17.000 feet high would be 474 tons upon each
square foot of surface—a pressure which nothing could have
resisted. Yet, wonderful to relate, just prior to the resting of
the ark on Mount Ararat, the dove sent out therefrom, returned
with an olive leaf in her mouth just pluckt off. A fitting climax
to this wonderful story.
Finally the story relates how the ark rested on the top of
Mount Ararat, whence its inmates descended to the plains below,
which were then quite dry. Mount Ararat towers aloft three
thousand feet above the region of eternal snow. How the poor

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animals, aye, even the polar bear, must have shivered! And
what a curious sight it must have been to witness their descent
from such, a height. Often have I speculated on the probable
way in which the elephant got down, and after much careful
thought I have concluded thus : either he had waxed so fat with
being fed so long on miraculous food that he rolled pleasantly
down like a ball, with no other injury than a few scratches ; or
he had become so very, very thin with living simply on expecta­
tions, in default of more substantial fare, that he gently floated
down by virtue of levity, like a descending feather.
And then what journeys some of the poor animals would have
to make ; the kangaroo back to Australia, the sloth to South
America, the polar bear to the extreme north. How they lived
on the road to their ultimate destinations the Lord only knows.
There was no food for them; the deluge had destroyed all
vegetation for the herbivorous animals, all flesh for the carniverous. Not even a nibble was left for the sheep.
As for poor Noah, the first thing recorded of him after his
watery expedition is that he drank heavily of wine and got into
a state of beastly inebriation. And who can wonder that he did
so ? The poor old man had floated about on oceans of water for
more than a year, and probably he was heartily sick of his
watery prospect. The astonishing thing is that he did not get
water on the brain. It was quite natural that he should swill
deep potations of some stronger fluid on the first available
opportunity. Surely he had water enough during that twelve
months to last a lifetime ; enough to justify his never touching
the wretched fluid again.
While Noah was dead drunk, his second son, Ham, saw “the
nakedness of his father,” and reported the fact to his two
brethren, who took a garment and, walking backwards, so that
they might not see, covered the patriarch’s nudity. On recover­
ing from his drunken stupor, Noah discovered “ what his younger
son had done unto him,” and proceeded at once to vigorous
cursing. Ham was the offender, if there was any offence at all,
which is not very clear; but punishment in the Bible is
generally vicarious, and we read that the irate patriarch cursed
Canaan, the son of Ham, for his father’s misdemeanor. Flagiti­
ously unjust as it is, this proceeding thoroughly accords with
Jehovah’s treatment of Adam’s posterity after he and Eve had
committed their first sin by eating of the forbidden fruit.
Before Noah got drunk he had received from God the assur­
ance that the world should never more be destroyed by a flood,
As a perpetual sign cf this covenant the rainbow was set in the
heavens. But the rainbow must have been a common sight for
centuries before. This phenomenon of refraction is the result
of natural causes, which operated before the Flood, as well as
after. The earth yielded its fruits for human sustenance, and

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therefore rain must have fallen. If rain fell before the Deluge,
as we are bound to conclude, the rainbow must have been then
as now. The usual practice of commentators is to explain this
portion of the narrative by assuming that the rainbow was visible
before the covenant with Noah, but only after the covenant had
a special significance. But, as Colenso observes, the writer of
the story supposes the rainbow was then first set in the clouds,
and is evidently accounting for the origin of this beautiful
phenomenon, which might well appear supernatural to his unin­
structed imagination.
Besides the manifold absurdities of this story there are other
aspects of it even more startling. What a picture it presents of
fiendish cruelty and atrocious vindictiveness ! What an appalling
exhibition of divine malignity ! God, the omnipotent and omni­
scient ruler of the universe, is represented as harboring and
executing the most diabolical intentions. He ruthlessly exter­
minates all his children except a favored few, and includes in his
vengeance the lower animals also, although they were innocent
of offence against his laws. Every creature in whose nostrils
was the breath of life, with the exception of those preserved in
the ark, was drowned, and the earth was turned into a vast
slaughter-house. How imagination pictures the terrible scene
as the waters rise higher and higher, and the ravening waves
speed after their prey ! Here some wretched being, baffled and
hopeless, drops supinely into the raging flood ; there a stronger
and stouter heart struggles to the last. Here selfish ones
battling for their own preservation; there husbands and wives,
parents and children, lovers and maidens, affording mutual aid,
or at last, in utter despair, locked in a final embrace and meeting
death together. And when the waters subside, what a sickening
scene presents itself! Those plains, once decked with verdure,
and lovely in the sun and breeze, are covered with the bones of
a slaughtered world. How can the Christian dare to justify
such awful cruelty ? The God of the Pentateuch is not a bene­
ficent universal father, but an almighty fiend.
This story of Noah’s Flood is believed still because people
never examine what is taught them as the word of God. Every
one who analyses the story must pronounce it the most extra­
ordinary amalgam of immorality and absurdity ever palmed off
on a credulous world.

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�BIBLE ROMANCES—3.

EVE AND THE APPLE.
By G. W. FOOTE.

Christianity is based upon the story of the Fall. In Adam all
sinned, as in Christ all must be saved. Saint Paul gives to this
doctrine the high sanction of his name, and we may disregard
the puny whipsters of theology, who, without any claim to in­
spiration, endeavor to explain the Genesaic narrative as an alle­
gory rather than a history. If Adam did not really fall he could
not have been cursed for falling, and his posterity could not
have become partakers either in a sin which was never committed
or in a malediction which was never pronounced. Nor can
Original Sin be a true dogma if our first parents did not trans­
mit, the germs of iniquity to their children.. If Adam did not
fall there was bo need for Christ to save us ; if he did not set God
and man at variance there was no need for an atonement; and
so the Christian scheme of salvation would be a fiasco from
beginning to end. This will never do. No Garden of Eden,
no Gethsemane! No Fall, no Redemption! No Adam, no
Christ!
.
Mother Eve’s curiosity was the motive of the first trans­
gression of God’s commandments in the history of the world,
and the whole human race was brought under the risk of eternal
perdition because of her partiality to fruit. Millions of souls
now writhe in hell because, six thousand years ago, she took a
bite of an apple. What a tender and beautiful story! God
made her to be Adam’s helpmeet. She helped him to a slice of
apple, and that soon helped them both outside Eden. The sour
stuff disagreed with him as it did with her. It has disagreed
with all their posterity. In fact it was endowed with the mar­
vellous power of transmitting spiritual stomach-ache through any
number of generations.
How do we know that it was an apple and not some other
fruit? Why, on the best authority extant after the Holy Scrip­
tures themselves, namely, our auxiliary Bible, Paradise Lost;
in the tenth book whereof Satan makes the folio-wing boast to his
infernal peers after his exploit in Eden:—
“ Him by fraud I have seduced
From his Creator, and, the more to increase
Your wonder, with an apple.”

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Yet another authority is the profane author of “ Doh Juan,”
■who, in the first stanza of the tenth canto, says of’Newton:
“ And this is the sole mortal who could grapple,
Since Adam, with a fall, or with an apple. ”
Mil ton, being very pious, was probably in the counsel of God.
Ib&gt;w else could he have given us an authentic version of the
long colJnquies that were carried on in heaven ? Byron, being
very profane, was probably in the counsel of Satan. And thus
we have the most unimpeachable testimony of two opposite
sources to the fact that it was an apple, and not a rarer fruit,
which overcame the virtue of our first parents, and played the
devil with their big family of children.
This apple grew on the Tree of Knowledge, which God planted
in the midst of the Garden of Eden, sternly enjoining Adam and
Eve not to eat of its fruit under pain of death. Now the poor
woman knew nothing of death and could not understand what
i dreadful punishment it was ; and there was the fruit dangling
before her eyes every hour of the day. Is it any wonder that
&lt;he brooded incessantly on the one thing forbidden, that her
/-Oman’s curiosity was irresistably piqued by it, and that at last
her longing grew so intense that she exclaimed, “Dear me! I
can’t refrain any longer. Let the consequences be what they
will, I must have a bite.” God made the woman ; he knew her
weakness; and he must have known that the plan he devised to
test her obedience was the most certain trap that could be in­
vented. Jehovah played with poor Eve just as a cat plays with
a mouse. She had free-will, say the theologians. Yes, and so
has the mouse a free run. But the cat knows she can catch it
again, and finish it off when she is tired of playing.
Not only did God allow Eve’s curiosity to urge her on to sin,
he also permitted the serpent, “more subtil than any beast of
lhe field,” to supplement its action. This wily creature is popularly
supposed to have been animated on the occasion by the Devil
himself; although, as we shall explain in another Romance en­
titled “ The Bible Devil,” the book of Genesis makes not even
Ahe remotest allusion to such a personage. If, however, the
iempter was the Devil, what chance had the poor woman against
Bus seductive wiles ? And even if he was only a serpent, he was
very “ subtil ” as we are told, and able to talk like a book, and
we know that these creatures have fatal powers of fascination.
Surely Mother Eve was heavily handicapped. God might have
given her fair play, and left her to fight the battle without fur­
nishing auxiliaries to the strong side.
The serpent, we have said, could converse in human speech.
His conversation and his conduct will be dealt with in the Romance
yust referred to. Suffice it here to say that he plainly told the
woman that God was a liar. “He,” said the tempter, “has
said ye shall surely die if ye touch the fruit of this tree. Don’t

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believe it. I tell you, ye shall not surely die.” What could poor
Eve think ? In addition to her native curiosity here was another
incentive to disobedience. Which of these two spoke the truth?
There was only one way of deciding. She stretched forth her
hand, plucked an apple, and began to eat. And immediately,
says Milton,
“ Earth felt the wound, and nature from her seat,
Sighing through all her works, gave signs of woe
That all was lost.”
What a rumpus about a trifle ! It reminds us of the story of a Jew
who had a sneaking inclination for a certain meat prohibited by his
creed. One day the temptation to partake was too strong; he
slipped into a place of refreshment and ordered some sausages.
The weather happened to be tempestuous, and just as he raised
his knife and fork to attack the savory morsel, a violent clap of
thunder nearly frightened him out of his senses. Gathering
courage, he essayed a second time, but another thunderclap
warned him to desist. A third attempt was foiled in the same
way. Whereupon he threw down his knife and fork and made
for the door, exclaiming “What a dreadful fuss about a little
' Eve’s transgression, accordingto the learned Lightfoot, occurred
“about high noone, the time of eating.” The same authority
informs us that she and Adam “did lie comfortlesse, till towards
the cool of the day, or three o'clock afternoon." However that
may be, it is most certain that the first woman speedily got the
better of the first man. She told him the apple was nice and he
took a bite also. Perhaps he had resolved to share her fortunes
good or bad, and objected to be left alone with his menagerie.
Lightfoot describes the wife as “ the weaker vessell,” but a lady
friend of ours says that the Devil stormed the citadel first,
knowing well that such a poor outpost as Adam could easily be
carried afterwards.
Haying eaten of the fruit, and thus learned to distinguish
between good and evil, Adam and Eve Quickly discovered that
they were naked. So they “ sewed fig leaves together, and made
themselves aprons.” We are not told who gave them lessons in
sewing. Perhaps they acquired the art through intuition. But
the necessary implements could not have been gained in that way.
Dr. Thomas Burnet, whose mind was greatly exercised by the
astounding wonders of the Bible, very pertinently asked “ Whence
had they a needle, whence a thread, on the first day of their
creation? ” He, however, could give no answer to the question,
nor can we, except we suppose that some of the female angels
had attended a “ garden party” in Eden and carelessly left their
needles and thread behind them. Any reader who is dissatisfied
with this explanation must inquire of the nearest parson, who, as
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believed to have access to the oracles of God, will doubtless be
able to reveal the whole gospel truth on the subject.
A little later, God himself, who is everywhere at once, came
down from everywhere to the Garden of Eden, for the purpose
of taking a “ walk in the cool of the day,” He had perhaps just
visited the infernal regions to see that everything was ready
for the reception of the miserable creatures he meant to damn,
or to assure himself that the Devil was really not at home; and
was anxious to cool himself before returning to his celestial
abode, as well as to purify himself from the sulphurous taint which
might else have sent a shudder through all the seraphic hosts.
Apparently he was holding a soliloquy, for Adam and Eve “ heard
his voice.” Colenso, however, renders this portion of the
Romance differently from our authorised version—‘-And they
heard the sound of Jehovah-Elohim walking in the garden in the
breeze of the day.” Delitzsch thinks they heard the sound of
his footsteps, for God used to visit them in the form of a man!
Could the force of folly farther go ? Any devout Theist, who
candidly thought over this petty fiction, would find its gross
anthropomorphism inexpressibly shocking.
Knowing that God was everywhere, Adam and Eve nevertheless
“ hid themselves from the presence of the Lord God amongst the
trees of the garden.” But they were soon dragged forth to the
light. Adam, who seems to have been a silly fellow, explained
that he had hidden himself because he was naked, as though the
Lord had not seen him in that state before. “ Naked!” said the
Lord, “Who told thee that thou wast naked. Hast thou eaten
of that tree, eh?” “ O, Lord, yes,” replied Adam; “just a
little bit; but it wasn’t my fault, she made me do it, O Lord!
O Lord ! ” Whereupon God, who although he knows everything,
even before it happens, was singularly ill-informed on this occa­
sion, turned fiercely upon the woman, asking her what she had
done. “ Oh, if you please,” whimpered poor Eve, “ it was I who
took the first bite; but the serpent beguiled me, and the fault
you see is not mine but his. Oh dear I oh dear ! ” Then the
Lord utterly lost his temper. He cursed the serpent, cursed the
woman, cursed the man, and even cursed the ground beneath
their feet. Everything about at the time came in for a share of
the malison. In fact, it was what the Yankees would call a good,
all-round, level swear.
* The purse of the serpent is a subject we must reserve for our
pamphlet on “The Bible Devil,” The curse of the woman was
that she should bring forth children in pain and sorrow, and that
the man should rule over her. With her present physiological
condition, woman must always have suffered during conception
as she now does ; and therefore Delitzsch infers that her structure
must have undergone a change, although he cannot say in what
respect. He dwells also on the “ subjection ” of woman, which
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able; probably forgetting that the Teutonic women of ancient
timfis were regarded with veneration, long before Christianity
originated. Besides, the subordination of the female is not
peculiar to the human race, but is the general law throughout the
animal world.
Adam’s curse was less severe. He was doomed to till the
ground, and to earn his bread by the sweat of his face. Most of
us would rather take part in the great strenuous battle of life,
than loll about under the trees in the Garden of Eden, chewing
the cud like contemplative cows. What men have had to com­
plain of in all ages is, not that they have to earn their living by
labour, but that when the sweat of their faces has been plenteously
poured forth the “bread” has too often not accrued to them as
the reward of their industry.
Orthodox Christianity avers that all the posterity of Adam and
Eve necessarily participate in their curse, and the doctrine of
Original Sin is taught from all its pulpits. Only by baptism can
the stains of our native guilt be effaced; and thus the unbaptized,
even infants, perish everlastingly, and hell, to use the words of
a Protestant divine, holds many a babe not a span long. A great
Catholic divine says—Hold thou most firmly, nor do thou in
any respect doubt, that infants, whether in their mothers’ wombs
they begin to live and then die, or when, after their mothers
have given birth to them, they pass from this life without the
sacrament of holy baptism, will be punished with the everlasting
punishment of eternal fire.” Horror of horrors ! These men call
sceptics blasphemers, but they are the real blasphemers when
they attribute to their God such supreme injustice and cruelty.
What should we think of a legislator who proposed that the
descendants of all thieves should b.e imprisoned, and the des­
cendants of all murderers hung ? We should think that he was bad
or mad. Yet this is precisely analogous to the conduct ascribed
to God, who should be infinitely wiser than the wisest man and
infinitely better than the best.
The crime of our first parents was indeed pregnant with the
direst consequences. It not only induced the seeds of original
sin, but it also brought death into the world. Milton sings—
“ Of man’s first disobedience, and the fruit
Of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste
Brought death into the world."

And Saint Paul (Romans v., 12) writes “ As by one man sin
came into the world, and death by sin.”
Now this theory implies that before the Fall the inhabited por­
tion of the world was the scene of perfect peace. Birds lived on
seeds and eschewed worms, and the fierce carniverous animals’
grazed like oxen. The lion laid down with the lamb. “ Waal,’
said the Yankee, “ I don’t doubt that, but I rayther guess the
lamb was inside." The fact is that most of the carnivorous

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animals could not live on a vegetable di*et; aad therefore they
must either have subsisted on flesh before the Fail, which of
course involves death, or their natures must have undergone a
radical change. The first supposition contradicts scripture, and
the second contradicts science.
Geology shows us that in the very earliest times living creatures
died from the same causes which kill them now. Many were
overwhelmed by floods and volcanoes, or engulphed by earth­
quakes; many died of old age or disease, for their bones are found
distorted or carious, and their limbs twisted with pain ; while the
greater number were devoured, according to the general law of
the struggle for existence. Death ruled universally before the
human race made its appearance on the earth, and has absolutely
nothing to do with Eve and her apple.
Adam and Eve were warned by God that in the day they ate
of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge they should surely die.
The serpent declared this to be rank nonsense, and the event
proved his veracity. What age Eve attained to the Holy Bible saith
not, for it never considers women of sufficient importance to have
their longevities chronicled. But Adam lived to the remarkably
good old age of nine hundred and thirty years. Like our Charles
the Second he took “ an unconscionable time a-dying.” One of
his descendants, the famous Methusaleh, lived thirty-nine years
longer; while the more famous Melchizedek is not even dead
vet, if any credence is to be placed in the words of holy Saint
Paul.
But all these are mere lambs, infants, or chicken, in compari­
son with the primeval patriarchs of India. - Buckle tells us that,
according to the Hindoos, common men in ancient times lived to
the age of 80,000 years, some dying a little sooner and some a
little later. Two of their kings, Yudhishther and Alarka, reigDed
respectively 27,000 and 66,000 years. Both these were cut off in
their prime ; for some of the early poets lived to be about half a
million ; while one king, the most virtuous as well as the most
remarkable of all, was two million years old when he began to
reign, and alter reigning 6,300,000 years, he resigned his empire
and lingered on for 100,000 years more. Adam is not in the
hunt with that tough old fellow. On the principle that it is as
well to be hung for a sheep as a lamb, faithful Christians should
swallow him as well as Adam. When the throat of their credulity
is once distended they may as well take in everything that comes.
W hat followed the Curse clearly shows that man was not origi­
nally created immortal. Adam and Eve were expelled from the
Garden of Eden expressly in order that they might not become
so. God “drove them forth” lest they should “take also of
the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever.” Many orthodox
writers, who have to maintain the doctrine of our natural im­
mortality, preserve a discreet silence on this text. Our great
Milton, who has so largely determined the Protestant theology

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of England, goes right in the face of Scripture when he makes
God say of man,
“ I at first with two fair gifts
Created him endowed, with happiness
And immortality. ”

The fact is, the Book of Genesis never once alludes to any
such thing, nor does it represent man as endowed with any other
soul than that “ breath of life ” given to all animals. It is also
certain that the ancient Jews were entirely ignorant of the
doctrine of a life beyond the grave. The highest promise that
Moses is said to have made in the Decalogue was that their
“days should be long in the land.” The Jews were a business
people, and they wanted all promises fulfilled on this side of
death.
Nor is there any real Fall implied in this story. God himself
says that “ the man,” having eaten of the forbidden fruit, “ is
become as one of us.” That could scarcely be a fall which
brought him nearer to God. Bishop South, indeed, in a very
eloquent passage of his sermon on “Man Created in God’s
Image,” celebrates the inconceivable perfection of the first man,
and concludes by saying that “ An Aristotle was but the rubbish
of an Adam, and Athens but the rudiments of Paradise.” But
a candid perusal of Genesis obliges us to dissent from this view.
Adam and Eve were a very childish pair. Whatever intellect
they possessed they carefully concealed. Not a scintillation of
it has reached us. Shakespeare and Newton are an infinite im­
provement on Adam and Eve. One of the Gnostic sects, who
played such havoc with the early Christian Church, utterly re­
jected the idea of a Fall. “ The Ophites,” says Didron, “ con­
sidered the God of the Jews not only to be a most wicked but
an unintelligent being............ According to their account, Jaldabaoth, the wicked demi-god adored by the Jews under the
name of Jehovah, was jealous of man, and wished to prevent
the progress of knowledge; but the serpent, the agent of
superior wisdom, came to teach man what course he ought to
pursue, and by what means he might regain the knowledge of
good and evil. The Ophites consequently adored the serpent
and cursed the true God Jehovah.”
’
Before expelling Adam and Eve from Eden, the Lord took
pity on their nakedness, and apparently seeing that their skill in
needle-work did not go beyond aprons, he “ made coats of skins,
and clothed them.’’ Jehovah was thus the first tailor, and the
prototype of that imperishable class of workmen, of whom it was
said that it takes nine of them to make a man. He was also the
first butcher and the first tanner, for he must have slain the
animals and dressed their skins.
Lest they should return he “ placed at the east of the Garden
of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every

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way, to keep the way of the tree of life.” As this guard seems
never to have been relieved, profane wits have speculated
whether the Flood drowned them, and quenched the flaming
sword with a great hiss. Ezekiel describes the Cherubims with
characteristic magnificence. These creatures with wings and
wheels were “full of eyes round about.” And “ everyone had
four faces: the first face was the face of a cherub, and the
second face was the face of a man, and the third the face of a
lion, and the fourth the face of an eagle.” What monsters!
No wonder they effectually frightened poor Adam and Eve from
attempting a re-entrance into the Garden.
Perhaps the reader would like to know what became of the
Tree of Knowledge. One legend of the Middle Ages relates
that Eve along with the forbidden fruit broke off a branch which
she carried with her from Paradise. Planted outside by her
hand, it grew to a great tree, under which Abel was killed; at
a later time it was used in building the most holy place of
Solomon’s temple; and finally it yielded the beams out of which
the cross was made ! Another legend says that, after the Fall,
God rooted out the Tree of Knowledge, and flung it over the
wall of Paradise. A thousand years after it was found by
Abraham, none the worse for its long absence from the soil. He
planted it in his garden, and while doing so he was informed by
a voice from heaven that this was the tree on whose wood the
Redeemer should be crucified.
Space does not allow us to dwell at length on the Paradise
Myths of other ancient peoples, which singularly resembled that of
the Jews. Formerly it was alleged that these were all cor­
ruptions of the Genesaic story. But it is now known that most
of them date long anterior to the very existence of the Jewish
people. As Kalisch says, “they belonged to the common
traditionary lore of the Asiatic nations.” The Bible story of
Paradise is derived almost entirely from the Persian myth. It
was after contact with the reformed religion of Zoroaster, during
their captivity, that the remnant of the Jews who returned to
Palestine collated their ancient literature, and revised it in ac­
cordance with their new ideas. The story of Eve and her Apple
is, as every scholar knows, an oriental myth slightly altered by
the Jewish scribes to suit the national taste, and has absolutely
no claims on our credence. And if this be so, the doctrine of
the Fall collapses, and down comes the whole Christian structure
which ie erected upon it.

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THE BIBLE

DEVIL.

By G. W. FOOTE,
The Christian Godhead is usually spoken and written of as &amp;
Trinity, whereas it is in fact a Quarternion, consisting of God the
Father, God the Son, God the Holy Ghost, and God the DeviL
The Roman Catholics add yet another, Goddess the Virgin Mary.
God the Devil, whom this Romance treats of so far as his history
is contained in the Bible, is popularly supposed to be inferior to
the other persons of the Godhead. In reality, however, he is
vastly their superior both in wisdom and in power. For, whereas
they made the world, he has appropriated it almost entirely to
himself; and, whereas they who created all its inhabitants, have
only been able to lay down a very narrow-gauge railway to
the Kingdom of Heaven, he has contrived to lay down an
exceedingly broad-gauge railway to the Kingdom of Hell. Few
passengers travel by their route, and its terminus on this side is
miserably small; but his route is almost universally patronised,
its terminus is magnificent, and there is an extraordinary rush for
tickets.
According to the Christian scheme, the Devil tempted Adam
and Eve from their allegiance to God in the form of a serpent.
He played the devil with Eve, she played the devil with Adam,'
and together they have played the devil with the whole human
race ever since.
But let any unbiassed person read the Genesaic story of the
Fall, and he will certainly discover no reference to the Devil.
A serpent is spoken of as “more subtle than any beast of the
field;” it. is throughout represented simply as a serpent; and
nowhere is there the faintest indication of its possessing any
supernatural endowments.
The Story of the Fall contains clear relics of that Tree and
Serpent worship which in ancient times prevailed so extensively
over the East. The serpent was formerly regarded as the symbol of
a beneficent God. In Hindustan, says Maurice, “the veneration
of the serpent is evident in every page of their mythologic history,
in which every fabulous personage of note is represented as
grasping or as environed with a serpent.” According to Layard,
the word which signifies “ life ” in the greater part of the Semitic
languages signifies also “a serpent.” And Jacob Bryant says
that the word “Ab,” which in Hebrew means Father, has also
the same meaning as the Egyptian “Ob,” or “Aub,” and
signifies “ a serpent,” thus etymologically uniting the two ideas.
The Tree and the Serpent were frequently associated, although
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Western world mostly worshipped the Tree alone. The Scan­
dinavians had their great ash “ Yggdrasill,” whose triple root
reaches to the depths of the universe, while its majestic stem
overtops the heavens and its branches fill the world. The
Grecian oracles were delivered from the oak of Dodona, and the
priests set forth their decrees on its leaves. Nutpi or Neith, the
goddess of divine life, was by the Egyptians represented as
seated among the branches of the Tree of Life, in the paradise
of Osiris. The “ Hom,” the sacred tree of the Persians, is
spoken of in the Zendavesta as the “ Word of Life,” and, when
consecrated, was partaken of as a sacrament. An oak was the
sacred tree of the ancient Druids of Britain. We inherit their
custom of gathering the sacred mistletoe at Yule-tide, while in
our Christmas Tree we have a remnant of the old Norse tree­
worship. During the Middle Ages the worship of trees was for­
bidden in France by the ecclesiastical councils, and in England
by the laws of Canute. A learned antiquary remarks that “ the
English maypole decked with colored rags and tinsel, and the
merry morice-dancers (the gaily decorated May sweeps) with
the mysterious and now almost defunct personage, Jack-in-thegreen, are all but worn-out remnants of the adoration of gods in
trees that once were sacred in England.”
Now the serpent and the tree were originally both symbolic
of the generative powers of nature, and they were interchange­
able. Sometimes one was employed, sometimes the other, and
sometimes both. But in that great religious reformation which
took place in the faiths of the ancient world about 600 years
before the time of Christ, the serpent was degraded, and made to
stand as a symbol of Ahriman, the god of evil, who, in the Persic
religion, waged incessant war against Ormuzd, the god of bene­
ficence. The Persian myth of the Fall is thus rendered from
the Zendavesta by Kalisch:—
“The first couple, the parents of the human race, Meshia and
Meshiane, lived originally in purity and innocence. Perpetual
happiness was promised them by Ormuzd, the creator of every
good gift, if they persevered in their virtue. But an evil demon
(Dev) was sent to them by Ahriman, the representative of every­
thing noxious and sinful. He appeared unexpectedly in the form
of a serpent, and gave them the fruit of a wonderful tree, Hom,
which imparted immortality and had the power of restoring the
dead to life. Thus evil inclinations entered their hearts ; all
their moral excellence was destroyed. Ahriman himself appeared
under the form of the same reptile, and completed the work of
seduction. They acknowledged him instead of Ormuzd as the
creator of everything good ; and the consequence was they for­
feited for ever the eternal happiness for which they were
destined.”
Every reader will at once perceive how similar this is to the
Hebrew story of the Fall. The similarity is intelligible when
we remember that all the literature of the ancient Jews was put

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into its present form by the learned scribes who returned with
the remnant of the people from the Babylonish captivity, and
who were full of the ideas that obtained in the Persian religion
as reformed by the traditional Zoroaster.
As we have said, the Hebrew story of the Fall contains clear
relics of Tree and Serpent worship. There is also abundant
proof that during the long ages in which the Jews oscillated
between polytheism and monotheism this worship largely pre­
vailed. Even up to the reign of Hezekiah, as we find in the
Second. Book of Kings, the serpent was worshipped in groves, to
the great anger of the king, who cast out the idolatry from
among his people.
Having explained the subject thus, let us now assume with
orthodox Christians that the serpent in Eden was animated by
the Devil, or was indeed the Devil himself incarnate.
We have already observed that the Devil excels his three
rivals in wisdom and in power. While they were toiling so
strenuously to create the world and all that therein is, he Quietly
stood or sat by as a spectator. “All right,” he might have
murmured, “ work away as hard, as you please. You ve more
strength than sense. My turn will soon come. When the job is
finished we shall see to whom all this belongs.” When the work
was completed and they had pronounced all things good, in
stepped the Devil, and in the twinkling of an eye rendered im­
perfect all that they had so labored to create perfect; turning
everything topsy-turvey, seducing the first pair of human beings,
sowing the seeds of original sin, and at one stroke securing the
wholesale damnation of our race. What were they about, to let
him do all this with such consummate ease ? Surely they must
have slept like logs, and thus left the whole game in his hands.
He made himself the “prince of this world,” although they
created it; and if those may laugh who win, he was entitled to
roar out his mirth to the shaking of the spheres.
Besides being the prince of this world and of the powers of
darkness, the Devil is described as the father of lies. This,
however, is a gross libel on his character. Throughout the
contest with his rivals he played with perfect fairness. And from
Genesis to Revelation there can be adduced no single instance in
which he departs from the strict line of truth. On one occasion
when Jehovah desired a lying spirit to go forth and prophesy
falsely to his people, he found one ready to his hand in heaven
and had no need to trouble Satan for a messenger. The Lord
God had told Adam, “ Of the tree of knowledge of good and evil,
thou shalt not eat of it; for in the day that thou eatest thereof
thou shalt surely die.” “Nay,” said the Devil, when he began
business “ye shall not surely die ; for God doth know that in the
day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall
be as gods, knowing good and evil.” Every word of his speech
was true. Instead of dying “ in the day” that he ate of the fruit.
Adam lived to the fine old age of nine hundred and thirty years.

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And after the “fall” the Lord God said, “Behold, the man is
become as one of us, to know good and evil.” The Devil’s truth­
fulness is thus amply vindicated.
Satan’s visit to Eve was paid in the form of a serpent. She
manifested no astonishment at being accosted by such a creature,
fbe
^h°le, menagerie of Eden spoke in the human
6’ and
Bala.am ® ass was only what the biologists would
most of°X °lrsyrsion *? th/ primitive type. Jofeptae and
most of the Fathers, conceived of the serpent as having had
SnaU\a\uma? voice and legs; so that if he could not have
walked about with Eve arm in arm, he might at least have
accompanied her in a dance. Milton, however, discredits the legs
and represents the serpent thus:—
°
“Not with indented wave.
Prone on the ground, as since, but on his rear,
Circular base of rising folds, that towered
Fold above fold, a surging maze, his head’
Crested aloft, and carbuncle his eyes 5
With burnish’d neck of verdant gold,’erect
Amidst his circling spires, that on the grass
Floated redundant.”
Very splendid 1 But the doctors differ, and who shall decide ?
.What foliowed the eating of the forbidden fruit we have dealt
with in Eve and the Apple.” We shall therefore at once come
to the curse pronounced upon the serpent. “ And the Lord God
said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art
cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon
thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of
thy life: and I will put enmity between thee and the woman
and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and
thou shalt bruise his heel.”
J
’
The final portion of this curse is flagrantly mythological.
Among the Hindoos, Krishna also, as the incarnation of Vishnu
is represented now as treading on the bruised head of a con­
quered serpent, and now as entwined by it, and stung in the
heel. In Egyptian pictures and sculptures, likewise, the serpent
is seen pierced through the head by the spear of the goddess
Isis. The enmity ” between mankind and the serpent is, how­
ever not universal. Amongst the Zulus the snake is held in
great veneration, as their dead ancestors are supposed to reappear
in that form ; and in ancient times, as we have already observed
serpents were actually worshipped.
*
’
The middle portion of the curse has not yet been fulfilled.
The serpent lives on more nutritious food than dust. Tn the
Zoological Gardens the inmates of the serpent-house enjoy a
more solid diet
The fact is, we have here an oriental
Sr?tlOv uKS1SCh p0Ults out that “the great scantiness of
h the s®rPent can subsist, gave rise to the belief,
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belief is referred to in Micah vii., 17; Isaiah lxv., 25, and else­
where in the Bible. Among the Indians the serpent is believed
to live on wind.
That the serpent “goes” upon its “belly” is, of course, a
fact. Before the curse it must have moved about in some other
way. Milton’s poetical solution of the difficulty we have already
given. During the Middle Ages those seraphic doctors of
theology, who gravely argued how many angels could dance on
the point of a needle, speculated also on the serpent’s method
of locomotion before the “fall.” Some thought the animal
had legs, some that it undulated gracefully on its back, and
others that it hopped about on its tail. The ever-bold Delitzsch
decides that “its mode of motion and its form were changed,”
but closes the controversy by adding, “ of the original condition
of the serpent it is, certainly, impossible to frame to ourselves a
conjecture.” All this is mere moonshine. Geology, as Colenso
remarks, shows us that the serpent was the same kind of
creature as it is now, in the ages long before man existed on the
earth.
Why the serpent was cursed at all is a question which no
Christian can answer. The poor animal was seized, mastered,
occupied, and employed by the Devil, and was therefore abso­
lutely irresponsible for what occurred. It had committed no
offence, and consequently the curse upon it, according to
Christian doctrine, was a most brutal and wanton outrage.
Having done such a splendid stroke of business in Eden, the
Devil retired, quite satisfied that the direction he had given to
the affairs of this world was so strong and certain as to obviate
the necessity of his personal supervision. Fifteen centuries
later the human race had grown so corrupt that God (that is,
the three persons in one) resolved to drown them all; preserving,
however, eight live specimens to repeople the world. How the
Devil must have laughed again! He knew that Noah and his
family possessed the seeds of original sin, which they would as­
suredly transmit to their children, and thus prolong the corruption
through all time. Short-sighted as ever, Jehovah refrained from
completing the devastation, after which he might have started
afresh. So sure was the Devil's grip on God’s creation that, a
few centuries after the Flood, there were not found ten righteous
men in the whole city of Sodom, and no doubt other cities were
almost as bad.
According to the Bible, the Devil’s long spell of rest was
broken in the reign of • King David, the man after God’s own
heart, but a very great scoundrel nevertheless. The Second
Book of Samuel (xxiv., 1) tells us that “Again the anger of the
Lord was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against
them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.” Now the First
Book of Chronicles (xxi., 1) in relating the same incident says,
“And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to
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Was it God, was it Satan, or was it both ? Imagine David with
the celestial and infernal powers whispering the same counsel
into either ear! A Scotch minister once told us that this diffi­
culty was only apparent. The Devil, says he, exercises only a
delegated power, and acts only by the express or tacit permis­
sion of Godso that it matters not which is said to have
provoked David. Yes, but what of the consequences ? Because
the king, despite all protests, took a census of his people the
Lord sent a destroying angel, who slew by pestilence seventy
thousand of them. Where, in the whole history of religion,
shall we find a viler sample of divine injustice ?
+hPT^eS’ if theDeVi.1 actrs in a11 ,cases onlY by God’s permission,
the latter is responsible for all the former’s wrcng-doino-. The
principal, and not the agent, must bear the guilt. And this
suggests a curious problem. Readers of “Robinson Crusoe”
inll remember that when Man Friday was undergoing a course
of theological instruction, he puzzled his master by asking why
God did not convert the Devil. To his unsophisticated mind it
was plain that the conversion of the Devil would annihilate sin
^°b“ison Crusoe changed the subject to avoid looking foolish
but Man Friday s question remains in full force. Why does not
God convert the Devil? The great Thomas Aquinas is re­
ported to have prayed for the Devil's conversion through a whole
long night. Robert Burns concludes his “Address to the De’il ”
with a wish that he ‘ wad tak a thought an’ men ’ ” And
bterne, m one of his wonderful strokes of pathos, makes Corporal
Irim say of the Devil, “He is damned already, your honor •”
whereupon, “I am sorry for it,” quoth Uncle Toby. Why oh
why, we repeat, does not God convert the Devil, and thus put a
stop for ever to the damnation of mankind? Why do not the
clergy pray without ceasing for that one object? Because they
dare not. The Devil is their best friend. Abolish him, and
disestablish hell, and their occupation would be gone. They
must stick to their dear Devil, as their most precious possession,
their stock-in-trade, their talisman of power, without whom they
were worse than nothing.
J
The Devil’s adventures in the Book of Job are very amusing.
One day there was a drawing-room or Zevee held in heaven. The
sons of God attended, and Satan came also among them. He seems
to have so closely resembled the rest of the company that only
God detected the difference. This is not surprising, for the
world has seen some very godly sons of God, so very much like
tne Oevil, that if he met one of them in a dark lane by night,
he might almost suspect it to be his own ghost. God, who
knows everything, as usual asked a number of questions. Where
had Satan been, and. what had he been doing ? Satan replied,
hke a gentleman of independent means, that he had been going
t0 andiro in the earth’ and walkinS up and down in it. “ Well ”
t
“Jiav(l you. observed my servant Job ? What’a
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Satan had observed him. He keeps a sharp eye on all men. As
-old Bishop Latimer said, whatever parson is out of his parish the
Devil is always in his. “Doth Job fear God for nought?” said
Satan. “He is wealthy, prosperous, happy, and respected ; you
fence him about from evil; but just let trouble come upon him,
and he will curse you to your face.” This was a new view of the
subject; the Lord had never seen it in this light before. So he
determined to make an experiment. With God’s sanction Satan
went forth to afflict Job. He despoiled his substance, slaugh­
tered his children, covered him with sore boils from head to foot,
and then set on his wife to “nag” him. But Job triumphed;
he did not curse God, and thus Satan was foiled. Subsequently
Job became richer than ever and more renowned, while a fresh
family grew up around his knees. “ So,” say the Christians,
“ alls well that ends well!” Not so, however; for there remains
uneffaced the murder of Job’s children, who were hurriedly
despatched out of the world in the very midst of their festivity.
When the celestial and infernal powers play at conundrums, it is
a great pity that they do not solve them up above or down below,
and leave the poor denizens of this world free from the havoc of
their contention. ,
In the New Testament, as in the Old, the Devil appears early
■on the scene. After his baptism in Jordan, Jesus was “led up
of the spirit in the wilderness to be tempted of the Devil.” When
he had fasted forty days and nights he “was afterward an
hungered.” Doctor Tanner overlooked this. The hunger of
Jesus only began on the forty-first day. The Devil requests
Jesus to change the stones into bread, but he declines to do so.
Then he sets him “ on a pinnacle of the temple ” in Jerusalem,
and desires him to throw himself down. Jesus must have been
exceedingly sharp set in that position. Meanwhile, where was the
Devil posted ? He could scarcely have craned his neck up so as
to hold a confabulation with Jesus from the streets, and we must
therefore suppose that he was sharp set on another pinnacle. A
pretty sight they must have been for the Jews down below!
That temptation failing, the Devil takes Jesus “up into an
exceeding high mountain, and showeth him all the kingdoms of
the world, and the glory of them.” This is remarkably like
seeing round a corner, for however high we go we cannot possibly
see the whole surface of a globe at once. “ All these things,”
says Satan, “ will I give thee if thou wilt fall down and worship
me.” What a generous Devil! They already belonged to Jesus,
for doth not Scripture say “ the earth is the Lord’s and the fulness
thereof ”?—a text which should now read “ the earth is the land­
lords’ and the emptiness thereof.” This temptation also fails,
and the Devil retires in disgust.
What a pretty farce! Our burlesques and pantomimes are
nothing to it. Satan knew Jesus, and Jesus knew Satan. Jesus
knew that Satan would tempt him, and Satan knew that Jesus
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knew that also. Yet they kept the farce up night and day for
no one knows how long; and our great Milton in his “Paradise
Regained ” represents this precious pair arguing all day long
Satan retiring after sunset, and Jesus lying down hungry cold
and wet, and rising in the morning with damp clothes to renew
the discussion.
Soon after Jesus went into the country of the Gergesenes
where he met two fierce men possessed with devils which he
determined to exorcise. The devils (for the Devil had grown
numerous by then), not liking to be turned adrift on the world
without home or shelter, besought Jesus to let them enter the
bodies of a herd of swine feeding by. This he graciously
permitted. The devils left the men and entered the swine whereupon the poor pigs, experiencing a novel sensation, never
having had devils inside them before, “ran violently down a
steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.” Whether
the devils were drowned with the pigs this veracious history saith
not. But the pigs themselves were not paid for. Jesus wrought
the mn-ade at other people’s expense. And the inhabitants of
tnat part took precisely this view of the case. For “ the whole
city came out to meet Jesus: and when they saw him, they be­
sought him that he would depart out of their coasts.” No doubt
they reflected that if he remained working miracles of that kind
districtGnd °f a WGek nOt a ShlgIe Pig W°Uld b6 left aUve in th®
Entering in Genesis, the Devil appropriately makes his exit in
Revelation. The twelfth chapter of that holy nightmare describes
mm as “a great'red dragon, having seven heads, and ten horns
and seven crowns upon his heads; and his tail drew the third
part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth ”
What a tail! The writer’s ideas of size were very chaotic
Bringing a third part of the stars of heaven to this earth is much
like trying to lodge a few thousand cannon-balls on the surface
ot a bullet.
Finally the Devil is to be “bound for a thousand years” in
nefl Let us hope the chain will be strong; for if it should
break, the pit has no bottom, and the Devil would go right
through, coming out on the other side to renew his old tricks
buch is the Romance of the Bible Devil. Was ever a more
ludicrous story palmed off on a credulous world? The very
clergy are growing ashamed of it. But there it is, inextricably
interwoven with the rest of the “ sacred ” narrative, so that no
skill can remove it without destroying the whole fabric. The
Devil has been the Church’s best friend, but he is doomed, and
as their fraternal bond cannot be broken, he will drag it down to
irretrievable perdition.
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THE TEN

PLAGUES.

By G. W. FOOTE.
If a man who had never read the Bible before wished to amuse
himself during a spare hour among its pages, we should recom­
mend him to try the first fourteen chapters of Exodus. A more
entertaining narrative was never penned. Even the fascinating
Arabian Nights affords nothing better, provided we read it with
the eyes of common sense, and without that prejudice which so
oftens blinds us to the absurdities of “ God’s Word.” At the end
of the fourteenth chapter aforesaid, let the book be closed, and
then let the reader ask himself whether he ever met with a more
comical story.
Two hundred and fifteen years after the arrival of Israel in
Egypt, God's chosen people had fallen into slavery. Yet they
were exceedingly prolific, so that “ the land was filled with
them.” Afraid of their growing numbers, Pharaoh ‘‘spake to the
Hebrew midwives ” and told them to kill all their male children
at birth and leave only the daughters alive. This injunction the
midwives very properly disobeyed. Had they obeyed Pharaoh,
the Jewish race would have been extinguished, and Judaism and
Christianity never heard of.
But the comical fact as to these midwives is that there were
only two of them, Shipprah and Puah. What a busy pair they
must have been! What patterns of ubiquitous industry! When
the Jews quitted Egypt they mustered six hundred thousand
men, besides women and children. Now, supposing all these
were collected together in one city, its size would equal that of
London. How could two midwives possibly attend to all the
confinements among such a population ? And how much more
difficult would their task be if the population were scattered
over a wide area, as was undoubtedly the case with the Jews!
Words fails us to praise the miraculous activity of these two
ladies. Like the peace of God, it passes all understanding.
One of the male children born under the iron rule of Pharaoh
was Moses, the son of Amram and Jochebed. The incidents of
his eventful life will be fully recorded in our series of “ Bible
Heroes.” Suffice it here to say that he was adopted and brought
up by Pharaoh’s daughter; that he became skilled in all the
learning of the Egyptians; that he privily slew an Egyptian who
had maltreated a Hebrew, and was obliged therefore to flee to
the land of Midian, where he married Zipporah, a daughter
of Jethro the priest. At this time Moses was getting on to his
eightieth year. Nowadays a man of that age sees only the
grave before him, and has pretty nearly closed his account with
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eighty Moses was just beginning his career. He was indeed a
very astonishing old boy.
One day Moses was keeping his father-in-law’s flock near
Mount Horeb, when lo 1 a strange vision greeted his eyes. The
“ angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of
the midst of a bush,” which burned without consuming. By
“angel” we are to understand a vision or appearance only, for
the being within the bush was God Almighty himself; and
throughout the rest of the narrative the word “angel” gives
place to Lord or God. Moses approached this wonderful sight;
but the Lord called out to him, “Draw not nigh hither : put off
thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest
is holy ground.” Thereupon Moses hid his face “forhe was afraid
to look upon God.” Could anything be more ludicrous ! Fancy
God, the infinite spirit of the universe, secreting himself in a
bush and setting it on fire, just to make a little display for the
benefit of Moses 1 Our wonder, however, is presently lessened;
for this God turns out to be only Jehovah “The Lord God of
the Hebrews,” a mere local deity, who cared only for for his
own people, and was quite ready to slaughter any number of
the inhabitants of adjacent countries, besides being bitterly
jealous of their gods. He had heard the cries of his people and
had determined to rescue them from bondage. Fie had also
resolved to give Pharoah and the Egyptians a taste of his quality,
so that they might be forced to admit his superiority to their
gods. “ I will let them know,” said he to Moses, “ who I am,
and you shall be my agent. We’ll confound their impudence
before we’ve done with them. But don’t let us be in a hurry,
for the little drama I have devised requires a good deal of time.
You go to Egypt and ask Pharaoh to let my people go. But
don’t suppose that he will consent. That wouldn’t suit my plans
at all. I have decided to set you two playing at the little game
of “pull Moses, pull Pharaoh,” and 1 shall harden his heart
against your demands so that there may be a fierce tussel. But
don’t be afraid. I am on your side, and just at the end of the
game I’ll join in and pull Pharaoh clean over. And mind you
tell him all along that my power, not yours, works all the wonders
I mean you to perform, for you are only my instrument, and I
want all the glory myself. Play fair, Moses, play fair! ”
Moses was not unwilling to engage in this enterprise, but like
a prudent Jew he required certain assurances of success. Fie
therefore first raised an objection as to his own insignificance—
“Who am I, that I should go unto Pharaoh? ” To which God
replied, “ Certainly I will be with thee; and this shall be a token
unto thee, that I have sent thee : When thou hast brought forth
the people out of Egypt, ye shall serve God upon this mountain.”
Moses, however, required a much less remote token than this;
so he again objected that nobody would believe him. There­
upon the Lord bade him cast his rod on the ground, and lo! it
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Lord told him not to run away but to take it by the tail. He
did so, and it became again a rod in his hand. Then the Lord
bade him put his hand in his bosom, and on taking it out he
found it was “leprous as snow.” Again he put it in his bosom,
and when he plucked it out once more it was sound ‘and well.
“There,” said the Lord, “those signs will do in Egypt. When
you show them nobody will doubt you.” Moses still objected
that he was very slow of speech, and frankly desired the
Lord to send some one else. The Lord grew angry at this per­
sistent reluctance; yet he restrained himself, and informed
Moses that his brother Aaron, who was a good speaker, should
accompany him. The prudent prophet seems to have been at
length satisfied. At any rate he made no further objection, but
after a little conversation with the Lord, who was very talkative,
he set forth on his journey to Egypt.
Singular to relate, the Lord met Moses at an inn on the road,
and sought to kill him. What a strange God, to be sure 1 Why
-did he want to kill his own messenger ? And why, if he wanted
to kill him, did he not succeed in doing it? Truly the ways of
God are past finding out. The only reason discoverable for this
queer conduct is that Moses’ boy was uncircumcised. Zipporah,
his wife, took a sharp stone and performed the rite of circum­
cision herself, casting the amputated morsel at the feet of the
boy’s father, with the remark that he was “a bloody husband.”
The Lord’s anger was therby appeased, and the text naively says
that he then let Moses go.
Prompted by the Lord, Aaron went out into the wilderness to
meet Moses, and they soon appeared together before “all the elders
of the children of Israel,” who readily believed in their mission
when they heard Aaron’s account of the Lord’s conversation with
Moses, and saw the wonderful signs. Afterwards the two brothers
visited Pharaoh, but God had hardened his heart; so he
■denied all knowledge of the Lord, and refused to let Israel go.
On the contrary, he commanded the taskmasters to be even more
rigorous with them, and, instead of giving them straw to make
bricks, as theretofore, to make them gather straw for themselves.
And when they complained, Pharaoh replied that they were an
idle lot, and only wanted to go out and sacrifice to the Lord in
order to avoid work. Whereupon they remonstrated with Moses
for his interference, and he, in turn, remonstrated with God in
very plain and disrespectful language. “Nonsense!” said the
Lord, “now you shall see what I will do to Pharaoh.”
Again Pharaoh was visited by the two brothers, who this time
■commenced to work the oracle. Aaron cast down his rod, and
it became a serpent. But the magicians of Egypt, who were
present by the invitation of the king, were in nowise astonished.
“ Oh,” said they, “is that all you can do? ” Then every man of
them threw dowh his rod, and it also became a serpent. That
was indeed an age of miracles ! The magicians of Egypt wrought
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their enchantments.” Here then was a pretty fix! So far neither
side had any advantage. But, presently, Aaron’s serpent—which
thus proved itself a truly Jewish one—created a diversion by
swallowing all the others up. We must suppose that it after­
wards disgorged them, or else that Aaron’s rod was exceedingly
stout when he got it back.
Pharaoh’s heart remained obdurate, notwithstanding this sign,
and he still refused to let the people go. And then the plagues
commenced.
The first was a plague of blood. Aaron stretched forth his
rod, and all the waters of Egypt, the streams, the rivers, the
ponds, and the pools became blood. Even the water in vessels
of stone and wood was ensanguined. The fish all died, and the
river stank: and “there was blood throughout all the land of
Egypt.” This was a good start, but the magicians of Egypt beat
it hollow ; for after Aaron had turned all the water of Egypt
into blood, they turned all the rest into blood. No wonder that
Pharaoh’s heart remained hardened! He quietly walked into his
house and let the subject drop.
Seven days later Moses went again to Pharaoh and said,
“Thus saith the Lord, let my people go.” And Pharaoh said,
“I won’t.” “Won’t you?” replied Moses, “we shall see.”
Forthwith Aaron brandished his rod over the streams, rivers,
and ponds, and brought on the second plague in the shape of
frogs, which swarmed all over the land. They entered the houses,
penetrated to the bed-rooms, mounted the beds, slipped into the
kneading-troughs, and even got into the ovens, although one
would expect frogs to give such hot places a very wide berth.
What a squelching of frogs there must have been ! The Egyptians
could not have stood absolutely still, and the land was covered
with them. Again the magicians, “with their enchantments,”
followed suit, and brought up frogs too. Yet, as the land was
already covered with frogs, it is difficult to see how the new
comers found room, unless they got on the backs of the others,
and went hopping about in couples. Pharaoh now relented.
He called for Moses, and said, “Intreat your Lord to take away
these nasty frogs, and I will let the people go.” “That will I.”
said Moses, “ and you shall know that there is none like unto the
Lord our Gocl.” The next day the frogs died out of the houses,
villages, and fields, and were gathered into heaps, so that, again
“the land stank.” But when Pharaoh saw that there "was
respite he hardened his heart again, “ as the Lord had said.”
The third act of this tragi-comedy was decisive in one sense,
for in it the magicians of Egypt were obliged to retire from the
competition. Aaron stretched forth his rod again and smote
the dust of the earth, all of which instantly became lice, in man
and in beast. Before this dirty miracle the magicians of Egypt
shrank dismayed. They made a feeble and altogether unsuccess­
ful attempt to imitate Aaron’s performance, and then drew back,
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“This,” said they, “is the finger of God.” When they saw the
lice they knew that the Lord was shaking himself and meant
business. But Pharaoh still refused to knuckle under. Even
ao-ainst the force of this supreme wonder his heart was steeled.
°So the fourth plague came. A grievous swarm of flies descended
on Egypt, so that “the land was corrupted” by reason of them.
But not a single fly crosses over into “the land of Goshen”
where the Jews dwelt. Thereupon Pharaoh called for Moses
and Aaron, and told them he was willing to let their people go
and sacrifice to the Lord for three days, but not outside Egypt.
Moses reiterated his demand for a three days’ journey into the
wilderness. Whereto Pharaoh replied that they might go, but
“not too far.” Moses then undertook to banish the flies. And
he was as good as his word; for he made such a clean sweep of
them that “not one remained.” This precious narrative always
runs to extremes. Egypt without a fly in it would be in a very
abnormal condition. At ordinary times the land is infested with
flies; and large numbers of the people suffer from diseased eyes,
in consequence of these insects incessantly fastening on the sores
caused by the irritating sand which fills the air. It was absurd
for this Hebrew story-teller to scotch the last fly; he should
have left sufficient to maintain the character of the country.
Again Pharaoh’s heart was hardened, and when the flies were
banished he refused to “ let the people go.” So the fifth plague
came. A “very grievous murrain,” which spared the cattle of
Israel, broke out on the cattle of Egypt, and with such virulence
that they all died. Pharaoh found on inquiry that there was
“ not one of the cattle of the Israelites dead,” yet for all that his
heart was hardened and he would not let the people go.
So the sixth plague came. Aaron took “ handfuls of ashes of
the furnace,” which Moses sprinkled towards heaven, and “it
became a boil breaking forth with blains upon man and upon
beast.” Even the magicians were afflicted. Now the reader
will bear in mind that all the cattle of Egypt were killed by the
fifth plague. What beasts, then, were these tortured with boils ?
Were they dead carcasses, or were they live cattle miraculously
created in the interim ? From the serpent of Eden to Jonali’s
whale, the animals of the Bible are a queer lot.
Pharaoh’s heart remaining still hardened, God commanded
Moses to make a special appeal to him, and to get up early in the
morning for that purpose. So Moses stood before Pharaoh and
said “ thus saith the Lord God of the Hebrews, let my people go,
that they may serve me. If you refuse I shall plague you and
your people worse than ever, and so teach you that there is none
like me in all the earth. You had better cave in at once.” But
Pharaoh would not harken. He tacitly declared that the Lord
God of the Hebrews might go to Jericho.
So the seventh plague come. A fierce, hail, accompanied by
fire that ran along the ground, smote all that was in the field,
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brake every tree of the field. Only those were saved who “feared
the Lord” and stayed indoors _ with their servants and cattle.
J ortunately the wheat and the rice were spared, as they were not
grownup; or there would have been a famine in Egypt com­
pared with which the seven years of scarcity in Joseph’s time
had sunk into insignificance. Pharaoh now relented and re­
pented. “I have sinned this time,” he said, “the Lord is
righteous, and I and my people are wicked.” And Moses,
seeing that the king had recognised Jehovah as the true cock of
the theological walk, procured a cessation of the thunder and the
hail. But lo 1 when Pharaoh perceived this, he hardened his
heart again, and “ sinned yet more.”
So the eighth plague came. After a day and night of east wind,
a prodigious swarm of locusts went up over the land of Egypt’
covering the face of the whole earth, and darkening the ground’
they “did eat every herb of the land, and all the fruit of the
trees which the hail had spared.” But we were told that the
hail smote every herb, and brake every tree. What then was left
for the locusts to eat ? The writer of. this narrative had a very
short memory, or else a stupendous power of belief.
Agaiii 1 haraoh confessed that he had sinned. The locusts
were cleared away, and so effectually that “not one remained.”
But “the Lord hardened Pharaoh’s heart ” for the eighth time,
and he refused to let the people go.
Whereupon Moses
brought darkness over the land of Egypt, a thick darkness that
might be felt. I his thick darkness lasted in Egypt for three
days, during which time the people “ saw not one another,
neither rose any from his place.” We presume, therefore, that
they all starved for that time. Poor devils 1 What had they
i ?e • b.e treated thus ? All the children of Israel, however,
had light in their dwellings. Why then did they not avail them­
selves of such a fine opportunity to escape ? It was a splendid
chance, yet they let jt slip. Perhaps Moses did not give the
word, and they were like a flock of sheep without him. Perhaps
they wished to stay and see the rest of the fun. For more was
coining, although it was anything but fun to the poor Egyptians.
Io them indeed it was an awful tragedy such as we lack words
to describe.
Moses commanded the Jews to take a male lamb for each
household, to kill it, and to daub its blood over the two side­
posts and on the upper door-posts of their houses. The flesh
they were to eat in the night, roasted with bitter herbs, and nnleavened bread, as the inauguration of the passover. The Lord
meant to pass through the land in the dark, and slay all the first­
born m Egypt; and lest he should make some mistake he
required the Jews’ houses to be marked with blood so that he
might distinguish them. We should expect God to dispense with
such “aids to memory.” What followed must be told in the
language of Scripture: “At midnight the Lord smote all the
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that sat on the throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was
in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle. And Pharaoh
rose up in the night, he, and all his servants, and all the
Egyptians; and there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was
not a house where there was not one dead.” The reader’s
imagination will picture the horror of the scene. That “great
cry in Egypt ” arose from a people who were the first victims of
God’s hatred of all who stood in the way of his chosen “ set of
leprous slaves.” And in this case the tragedy was the more
awful, and the more inexcusably atrocious, because God
deliberately planned it.
He could easily have softened
Pharaoh’s heart, but he chose to harden it. He could have
brought his people owft of Egypt in peace, but he preferred that
they should start amidst wailings of agony, and leave behind them
a track of blood.
Yet in the tragedy there is a touch of comedy. Those beasts
that were first killed by the murrian and afterwards plagued by
the boil, at last lose their firstborn by the tenth plague. Besides,
there is a touch of the ludicrous in the statement that every house
had one dead. All the firstborn of such a large population could
not have been present at that time.
Some might have left
Egypt for purposes of trade, and others would certainly have
been cut off before by death. It is an interesting question, too,
what the Lord did when the firstborn happened to be twins.
Pharaoh and the Egyptians were now anxious to get rid of the
Jews. So God’s people departed in haste. They took good care,
however, not to go empty-handed. They “borrowed” of the
Egyptians, without the remotest intention of ever paying them
back, jewels of silver, jewels of gold, and raiment. In fact they
“ spoiled the Egyptians.” In recent times the modern Egyptians
have wiped off that old score by spoiling a few Jewisli money­
lenders.
God led his people past instead of through the land of the
Philistines, lest they should be frightened by war, and wish to
return to Egypt. He does not seem to have known their
character, considering the delight with which they subsequently
warred against their enemies, and the joy they took in wholesale
massacre. Moses carried off the bones of Joseph, which must
have been rather stale by that time. And God went before the
huge host of six hundred thousand men on foot, besides women
and children, and a mixed multitude of followers; by day in a
pillar of cloud, to lead them the way, and by night in a pillar of
fire, to give them light, until at length they found themselves
encamped before the Red Sea.
In the meanwhile God had again hardened Pharaoh’s heart, for
the express purpose of killing some more Egyptians and getting
more honor to himself. The Israelites soon heard that Pharaoh
was pursuing them with an army, and they remembered his
dreadful war chariots. They found themselves between the
devil and the deep sea. Whereupon they murmured against

�Moses for bringing them out into the wilderness to die. But he
disregarding them, stretched forth his miraculous rod over the
sea, and lo! the waters parted, forming a wall on either side of a
safe passage, through which the Jews travelled with dry feet
Pharaoh and his host, however, attempting the same feat, were
overwhelmed by the down-rushing sea-ramparts, and all drowned.
There remained, says Exodus, not so much as one of them.
AVe have heard a different account of this affair. A ne°TO
preacher once explained that the Red Sea just at that time, was
a little bit fiozen over, and the Jews carrying only what they
had borrowed “frum the Gyptians,” crossed the ice safely but
" hen 1 haraoh came with his thundering war-chariot-s, the ice
broke, and “ dey all was drown’d.” But a nigger in the audience
objected that the Red Sea is “in de quator,” and is never frozen
over. “War did you larn dat?” asked the preacher. “In de
jogiafy, was the reply. “Ah,” was the ready retort, “dat's
war you made de mistake; dis was a very long time ago, and
dere was no jografy and no quator den.”
That nigger
preacher’s explanation seems quite as good as the one given bv
“Moses.”
J
We leave the Jews with their Lord God on the safe side of the
Red Sea, where Moses heads the men in singing a joyful song of
praise, and Miriam the prophetess heads the women with timbrel
and with dance. Jehovah has ended his plaguing of the Egyp­
tians, after more than decimating them. He has covered his
name with terrible splendor, and proved “that there is none
like him to a world which is very happy to be assured of the
fact. 1 wo such monsters would make earth a hell. Reader!
did you ever meet with a more extraordinary story than this of
the Ten Plagues; and can you regard the book which contains
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�BIBLE ROMANCES—VI.

JONAH AND THE WHALE.
By G. W. FOOTE.
We have often wondered whether Shakespeare had the story
*t)f Jonah in his mind when he wrote that brief dialogue
between Hamlet and Polonius, which immediately precedes the
famous closet-scene in the Master’s greatest play—
Hamlet.—Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of
a camel ?
Polonius.—By the mass, and ’tis like a camel, indeed.
Hamlet.—Methinks it is like a weasel.
Polonius.—It is backed like a weasel.
Hamlet.—Or like a whale p
Polonius.—Very like a whale.
Having, however, no means whereby to decide this question,
we must content ourselves with broaching it, and leave the
reader to form his own conclusion. Yet we cannot refrain
from expressing our opinion that the story of the strange
adventures of the prophet Jonah is “ very like a whale.”
In another of Shakespeare’s plays, namely “ The Tempest,”
We find a phrase which exactly applies to the romance of
Jonah. When Trinculo discovers Caliban lying on the ground,
he proceeds to investigate the monster. “ What,” quoth he,
■“ have we here ? a man or a fish ? dead or alive ? A fish: he
smells like a fish ; a very ancient and fish-like smell.” Now this
is a most admirable description of the Book of Jonah. It has
“ a very ancient and fish-like smell.” In fact, it is about the
fishiest of all the fishy stories ever told.
Sailors’ “ yarns ” have become proverbial for their audacious
and delicious disregard of truth, and the Book of Jonah is
“ briny ” from beginning to end. It contains only forty-eight
verses, but its brevity is no defect. On the contrary, that is
one of its greatest charms. The mind takes in the whole story
at once, and enjoys it undiluted; as it were a goblet of the
fine generous wine of romance. Varying the expression, the
Book of Jonah may be called the perfect cameo of Bible fiction.
When the Book of Jonah was written no one precisely
knows, nor is it discoverable'who wrote it. According to
Matthew Arnold some unknown man of genius gave to Chris­
tendom the fourth gospel, and with sublime self-abnegation
allowed his name to perish. A similar remark must be made
concerning the unknown author who gave to the world this
racy story of Jonah and the whale. We heartily wish his name
had been preserved for remembrance and praise.
Our marginal Bibles date the Book of Jonah b.c. cvr. 862.
Other authorities give the more recent date of b.c. 830 as that
of th® events recorded in it. This chronology will suggest an
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The wonderful story of .Jonah and the whale begins in this
wise :—“ Now the word of the Lord came unto Jonah, the son
of Amittai, saying, Arise, go to Nineveh, that great city, and
cry against it; for their wickedness is come up before me.”
Who Amittai was, and whether man or woman, is a problem
still unsolved; but it is reasonable to suppose the name was
that of Jonah’s father, as the ancient Jews paid no super­
fluous attentions to women, and generally traced descent from
the paternal stem alone. Amittai belonged to a place called
G-athhepher, “ the village of the Cow’s tail,” or, as otherwise
interpreted, “ the Heifer’s trough.” Jonah’s tomb is said to
have been long shown on a rocky hill near the town ; but
whether the old gentleman was ever buried there no man can
say. The word Jonah is said to mean a dove, and is by some
derived from an Arabic root, signifying to be weak or gentle.
Another interpretation, by G-esenius, is a feeble, gentle bird.
This refractory prophet was singularly ill-named. If his cog­
nomen was bestowed on him by his parents, they must have
been greatly deceived as to his character. The proverb says
it is. a wise son that knows his own father ; and with the
history of Jonah before us, we may add that it is a wise fathei'
who rightly knows his own son.
The solicitude of “ the Lord G-od of the Hebrews ” for the
welfare of the Ninevites is to the sceptical mind an extra­
ordinary phenomenon. It is one of the very few cases in
which he shows the slightest concern for any other people than
the Jews. His ordinary practice was to slaughter them whole­
sale by pestilence or the sword; and it is therefore very
refreshing to meet with such an instance of his merciful care.
For once he remembers that the rest of Adam’s posterity are
his children, and possess a claim on his attention.
Jonah, however, did not share this benign sentiment; and
disrelishing the missionary enterprise assigned him, he “rose
up to flee unto Tarshish from the presence of the Lord.”
Jehovah does not seem to have been omnipresent then; that
attribute attaches to him only since the beginning of the
Christian era, when he assumed universal sway. Long before
the time of Jonah, another man, the first ever born in this
world, namely Cain, also “ went out from the presence of the
Lord, and dwelt in the Land of Nod; ” probably so called
because the Lord was not quite awake in that locality. No
one knows were Nod was situated, nor can the most learned
archieologists denote the actual position of Tarshish. These
two places would be well worth study. A careful examination
of them would to some extent reveal what went on in those
parts of the world to which G-od’s presence did not extend;
and we should be able to compare their geological and other
records with those of the rest of the world. No doubt some
striking differences would be perceptible.
Jonah determined to voyage by the Joppa and Tarshish line.
So he went to the former port and embarked in one of the
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Staving a perfectly untroubled conscience, and no apprehen sion of his coming troubles, Jonah no doubt felt highly elated
at having done the Lord so neatly. Perhaps it was this
elation of spirits which safe-guarded him from sea-sickness.
At any rate he went “ down into the sides of the ship,” and
there slept the sleep of the just. So profound was his slumber,
that it was quite unbroken by the horrible tempest which
ensued. The Lord had his eye on Jonah, for the prophet had
not yet reached the safe refuge of Tarshish; and he “ sent out
a great wind into the sea, and there was a mighty tempest in
the sea, so that the ship was likely to be broken.” The
mariners “ cast forth the wares that were in the ship ” to
lighten her, and toiled hard to keep afloat; but their efforts
were apparently fruitless, and nothing lay before them but
the certain prospect of a watery grave. The reader will be
able to imagine the tumult of the scene; the dash of ravening
waves, the fierce howling of the wind, the creaking of masts
and the straining of cordage, the rolling and pitching of the
good ship and the shifting of her cargo, the captain’s hoarse
shouts of command and the sailors’ loud replies, alternated
with frenzied appeals to their gods for help. Yet amidst all the
uproar Jonah still slept, as though the vessel were gaily skim­
ming the waters before a pleasant breeze.
Let us pause here to interpose a question. Did the “ great
wind sent out into the sea ” by the Lord confine its attentions
to the immediate vicinity of Jonah’s ship, or did it cause a
general tempest and perhaps send some other vessels to Davy
Jones’s locker ? As no restrictions are mentioned, we pre­
sume that the tempest was general, and that the Lord’s wind,
like the Lord’s rain referred to by Jesus, fell alike upon th©
just and the unjust.
This circumstance very naturally
heightens our previous conception of his righteousness.
That the Lord, or some other supernatural power, caused
the tempest, the mariners of Jonah’s ship and their captain
never once doubted. Living as they did, and as we do not,
under a miraculous dispensation, they attributed every
unusual, and especially every unpleasant, occurrence to the
agency of a god. The idea of predicting storms, with which
the civilised world is now familiar, they would doubtless have
regarded as blasphemous and absurd. It is, therefore, by no
means wonderful that every man on board (except Jonah, who
was fast asleep) “ called unto his god.” Ignorant of what god
was afflicting them, they appealed impartially all round, in
the hope of hitting the right one. But the circle of their
deities did not include the one which sent the wind ; so the
tempest continued to prevail, despite their prayers.
In this extremity a happy thought occurred to the “ ship­
master.” It struck him that the strange passengei’ down
below might know something about the tempest, and that his
god might have caused it. Forthwith there dawned within
him a recollection of words which Jonah had uttered on em­
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presence of the Lord?” “Dear me,” the captain probablysaid to himself, “ what a fool I was not to think of this before.
That chap down below is the occasion of all these troubles ;
I’ll go and hunt him up, confound him ! ” Thereupon he
doubtless slapped his thigh, as is the wont of sailors when
they solve a difficulty or hit on a brilliant idea; after which
he descended “ into the sides of the ship,” whither Jonah had
gone. There he found the prophet slumbering as peacefully
as a weanling child, with a smile of satisfaction playing over
his Hebrew features. We can imagine the captain’s profound
disgust in presence of this scene. He and his men had been
toiling and praying, and alas ! pitching the cargo overboad,
in order to save their skins ; and all the while the occasion of
their trouble had been lying fast asleep ! Preserving an out­
ward decorum, however, he accosted Jonah in very mild terms.
“ What meanest thou, 0 sleeper ? ” said he, “ Arise, call upon
thy God, if so be that God will think upon us, that we perish
not.”
What exquisite simplicity! It reminds us of the childlike
and bland Sir Henry Drummond Wolff, when he opposed Mr.
Bradlaugh’s entry to the House of Commons. That honorable
champion of the Almighty objected to Mr. Bradlaugh on the
ground that he acknowledged no God, and was thus vastly
different from the other members of the House, all of whom
“ believed in some kind of deity or other.” You must have
a god to be a legislator it seems, even if that god is, as the
Americans say, only a little tin Jesus. So the captain of this
tempest-tost ship desired Jonah to call upon his god. He
made no inquiry into the character of the god, any more than
did Sir Henry Drummond Wolff on a later occasion. It was
enough to know that Jonah had “ some kind of deity or
other.” Any god would do.
Now comes the most remarkable episode in this wonderful
story. The captain and the crew were aware that Jonah had
“ fled from the presence of the Lord,” because “ he had told
them; ” they had, therefore, every reason to believe that
Jonah’s god had caused the tempest. Yet, curiously enough,
instead of at once proceeding on this belief, “ they said, every
one to his fellow, Come, and let us cast lots, that we may
know for whose cause this evil is upon us.” This wholly
superfluous procedure may, perhaps, be attributed to their ex­
ceptional love of justice. They wished to make assurance
doubly sure before they “ went for ” Jonah. And with sweet
simplicity they had recourse to the casting of lots, in which
their wills would be inoperative, and the whole responsibility
of deciding be thrown on the gods, who alone possessed the
requisite information.
The lot of course fell upon Jonah. Any other result would
have spoilt the story. “ Then,” continues our narrative, “ said
they unto him, Tell us, we pray thee, for whose cause this evil
is upon us ? What is thine occupation ? and whenco comes t
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And he said unto them, I am an Hebrew, and I fear the Lord,
the God of heaven, which hath made the sea and the dry land.
Then were the men exceedingly afraid, and said unto him,
Why hast thou done this ? For the men knew that he fled
from the presence of the Lord, because he had told them.
Then said they unto him, What shall we do unto thee, that
the sea may be calm unto us ? for the sea wrought and was
tempestuous. And he said unto them, Take me up and cast
me forth into the sea; so shall the sea be calm unto you : for I
know that for my sake this great tempest is upon you.”
We are almost dumb with astonishment before this act of
self-sacrifice on the part of Jonah, for which his previous
history left us quite unprepared. Who would have thought
him capable of such disinterested conduct ? His unselfish­
ness was assuredly heroic, and may even be called sublime.
No doubt the captain and crew of the ship were as much
astonished as we are, and their opinion of Jonah went up
several hundred per cent. They resolved to make a last
supreme effort before turning him into fish-bait. But all their
gallant endeavors were discovered to be futile and a mere
waste of time. So the men, more in sorrow than in anger,
finally took Jonah up and threw him overboard. They had
done their best for him, and now, finding that they could do
no more except at too great a risk, they sadly left him to do
the rest for himself.
Immediately, we are told, “ the sea ceased from her raging.”
Jonah was oil upon the troubled waters. What an invaluable
recipe does this furnish us against the dangers of the deep sea !
The surest method of allaying a storm is to throw a prophet
overboard. Every ship should carry a missionary in case of
need. It would, indeed, be well if the law made this com­
pulsory. The cost of maintaining the missionary would be
more than covered by the saving effected in insurance. Here
is a splendid field for Christian self-sacrifice ! Hundreds of
gentlemen who are now engaged in very doubtful labor among
the heathen, might engage in this new enterprise with the
absolute certainty of a beneficent result; for poor ungodly
mariners would thus be spared a hasty dispatch from this
world without time to repent and obtain forgiveness, and be
allowed ample leisure to secure salvation.
When the men saw that “ the sea ceased from her raging ”
on Jonah’s being cast into her depths, “ they‘feared the Lord
exceedingly, and offered a sacrifice unto the Lord, and made
vows.” To the sceptical mind it would seem that they had
much more reason to “ fear ” the Lord during the continuance
of the tempest than after it had subsided. It also seems
strange that they should have the means wherewith to offer a
sacrifice. Perhaps they bad a billy-goat on board, and made
him do duty, in default of anything better. Or failing even
a billy-goat, as the Lord God of the Hebrews could only be
propitiated by the shedding of blood, they perhaps caught and
immolated a stray rat. Th© nature of their “ vows ” is not

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recorded, but it is not unreasonable to assume that they swore
never again to take on board a passenger fleeing “ from the
presence of the Lord.”
Meanwhile, what had become of poor Jonah ? Most men
would be effectually settled if thrown overboard in a storm
But there are some people who were not born to be drowned'
and Jonah yas one of them. He was destined to another fate’
The Lord, it appears, “ had prepared a great fish to swallow
up Jonah, ’and the feat was of course duly performed. Our
narrative does not describe the character of this “ great fish ”
but light is cast on the subject by another passage of Scrip­
ture. In the twelfth chapter of St. Matthew, and the fortieth
verse, Jesus is represented as saying, “ For as Jonas was three
days and three nights in the whale’s belly ; so shall the Son of
man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth ”
Lhe great fish was then a whale. Jesus said so, and there can
be no higher authority. Sharks and such ravenous fish have
an unpleasant habit of “ chawing ” their victims pretty con­
siderably before swallowing them ; so, on the whole, we prefer
to believe that it was a whale. Yet the Levant is a curious
place for a whale to be lurking in. The creature must have
been miraculously led there to go through its appointed per­
formance. It must also have been “prepared,” to use the
language of the Bible, in a very remarkable way, for the gullet
of a whale is not large enough to allow of the passage of an
object exceeding the size of i.n ordinary herring. Swallowing
Jonah must have been a tough job after the utmost prepara­
tion-. With a frightfully distended throat, however, the whale
did its best, and by dint of hard striving at last got him
down. Jonah could never afterwards say to that hospitable
fish, “ I was a stranger and ye took me not in.”
Having properly taken Jonah in out of the wet, the poor
whale doubtless surmised that its troubles had ended. But alas
they had only just begun! Swallowing a prophet is one
digesting him is another. For three days and nights
the whale struggled desperately to digest Jonah, and for three
days and nights Jonah obstinately refused to lie digested
filler m the entire course of its life had it experienced such a
difficulty. During the whole of that period, too, Jonah
carried on a kind of prayer meeting, and the strange rumbling
in its belly must have greatly added to the poor animal’s dis­
comfort. At last it grew heartily sick of Jonah, and vomited
him up on dry land. We have no doubt that it swam away
into deep waters, a sadder but a wiser whale; and that ever
afterwards, instead of bolting its food, it narrowly scrutinised
every morsel before swallowing it, to make sure it wasn’t
another prophet. According to its experience, prophets were
uecidedly the most unprofitable articles of consumption.
We are of course aware that the narrative states that “ the
Lora spake unto the fish, and it vomited Jonah upon the dry
land. But this we conceive to be a mere pleasantry on the part
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whale’s ear is ineffably ludicrous: besides the whale had a
very natural inclination to rid itself of Jonah, and needed no
divine prompting.
Jonah’s prayer “unto the Lord his God out of the fish’s
belly ” is very amusing. There is not a sentence in it which
bears any reference to the prophet’s circumstances. It is a
kind of Psalm, after the manner of those ascribed to David.
Our belief is that the author found it floating about, and
thinking it would do for Jonah, inserted it in his narra­
tive, without even taking the trouble to furbish it into decent
keeping with the situation.
The word of the Lord came unto Jonah a second time, and
presuming no more to disobey, he went to Nineveh. It is to
be supposed, however, that he first well-lined his poor stomach,
for both he and the whale had fasted three days and nights,
and must have been sadly in want of victuals.
Nineveh, according to our author, was a stupendous city of
“ three days’journey.” This means its diameter and not its
circumference, for we are told that Jonah “ entered into the
city a day’s journey.” If we allow twenty miles as a moderate
day’s walk, Nineveh was sixty miles through from wall to
wall, or about twenty times as large as London ; and if densely
populated like our metropolis, it must have contained more
than eighty million inhabitants. This is too great a stretch
even for a sailor’s yarn. Our author did not take pains to
clear his narrative of discrepancy. In his last verse he
informs us that the city contained “more than six score
thousand persons that cannot discern between their right
hand and their left.” If this number is correct Nineveh was
a large place, but its dimensions were very much less than
those stated in the Book of Jonah.
Jonah obeyed the Lord this time and began to preach.
“ Yet forty days,” cried he, “ and Ninevah shall be over­
thrown.” How the prophet made himself understood is an
open question. Either the Lord taught him their language,
or he miraculously eUabled them to understand Hebrew.
Further, they worshipped Baal, and Jonah preached to them
in the name of his foreign God. According to ancient, and to
a large extent modern custom, we should expect them in such
a case to kill the presumptuous prophet, or at least to shut him
up as a madman. Yet they did nothing of the kind. On the
contrary, “ the people of Ninevah believed God.” Even the
king was converted. He covered himself with sackcloth, and
sat in ashes. He also decreed that neither man nor beast in
the city should eat or drink anything ; but, said he, “ let man
and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto
God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way.” What
an enormous consumption of sackcloth there must have been !
The merchants who sold it did a surprising business, and no
doubt quotations went up immensely. We wonder, indeed,
how they managed to supply such a sudden and universal
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lation of the city 1 Men, women, and children, high and low,
rich and poor, were all arrayed in the same dingy garments.
Even the horses, cows, pigs and sheep, were similarly attired.
What a queer figure they must have ent 1 And what an aston­
ishing chorus of prayer ascended to heaven 1 According to
the text, the beasts had to “ cry mightily ” as well as the men.
Since the confusion of tongues at Babel, neither history nor
tradition records such a frightful hubbub.
Their supplications prevailed. God “ saw their works, that
they had turned from their evil way ; and God repented of the
evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did
it not.” Immutable God changes his mind, infallible God
repents 1
God spared Nineveh, but only for a brief while, for it was
destroyed a few years later by Arbaces the Mede. The merci­
ful respite was thus not of long continuance. Yet it “ dis­
pleased Jonah exceedingly.” He had been suspicious from the
first, and he only fulfilled God’s mission under constraint.
And now his worst suspicions were confirmed. After he had
told the Ninevites that their city would be overthrown in forty
days, God had relented, and utterly ruined Jonah’s reputation
as a prophet. So he made himself a booth outside the city,
and sat in its shadow, to watch what would happen, with a
deep feeling, which he plainly expressed to the Almighty, that
now his reputation was gone he might as well die. The Lord
considerately “ prepared a gourd,” which grew up over Jonah’s
head to protect him from the heat; at which the sulky
prophet was ” exceedingly glad,” although it would naturally
be thought that the booth would afford ample protection. He,
however, soon found himself sold; for the Lord prepared a
worm to destroy the gourd, and when the sun arose he sent
“ a vehement east wind” which beat upon poor Jonah’s head,
and made him so faint that he once more asked God to
despatch him out of his misery. Whereupon the Lord said
coaxingly, “ Loest thou well to be angry?” And Jonah pet­
tishly answered, “ Yes, I do.” Then the Lord, with a wonder­
ful access of pathos, altogether foreign to his general
character, twitted Jonah with having pity for the gourd and
none for the inhabitants of “ that great city.” With this the
story concludes. We are unable to say whether the poor
prophet, so wretchedly sold, ever recovered from his spleen,
or whether it shortened his days and brought him to an un­
timely grave.
The Book of Jonah is as true as Gospel, for Jesus* endorsed
it. The Bible contains the truth, the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth. So without expressing any sceptical senti­
ments, we will end by repeating Byron’s words, “ Truth is
strange—stranger than fiction.”
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�BIBLE ROMANCES.—VII.

THE WANDERING JEWS.
By G. W. FOOTE.
The Middle Ages had a legend of the Wandering Jew. This
person was supposed to have been doomed, for the crime of
mocking Jesus at the crucifixion, to wander over the earth until
his second coming. No one believes this now. The true
Wandering Jews were those slaves whom Jehovah rescued from
Egyptian bondage, with a promise that he would lead them to a
land flowing with milk and honey, but whom he compelled to
roam the deserts instead for forty years, until all of them except
two had perished. Of all the multitude who escaped from
Egypt, only Joshua and Caleb entered the promised land. Even
Moses had to die in sight of it.
These poor Wandering Jews demand our pity. They were
guilty of many crimes against humanity, but they scarcely de­
served such treatment as they received. Their God was worse
than they. He was quick-tempered, unreasonable, cruel, re­
vengeful, and dishonest. Few of his promises to them were
performed. They worshipped a bankrupt deity. The land of
promise was a Tantalus cup ever held to their lips, and ever
mocking them when they essayed to drink. God was their
greatest enemy instead of their best friend. Their tortuous path
across the wilderness was marked by a track of bleaching bones.
All the evils which imagination can conceive fell on their de­
voted heads. Bitten by serpents, visited by plagues, cursed with
famine and drought, swallowed by earthquake, slain by war, and
robbed by priests, they found Jehovah a harder despot than
Pharaoh. Death was to them a happy release, and only the
grave a shelter from the savagery of God.
Commentators explain that the Jews who left Egypt were unfit
for the promised land. If so, they were unfit to be the chosen
people of God. Why were they not allowed to remain in Egypt
until they grew better, or why was not some other nation
selected to inherit Canaan ?
At the end of our romance of “The Ten Plagues” we left the
Jews on th© safe side of the Red Sea. We must now ask a few
questions which we had no space for then.
How, in a period of two hundred and fifteen years, did the
seventy males of Jacob’s house multiply into a nation of over
two millions? Experience does not warrant belief in such a rapid
increase. The Jewish chroniclers were fond of drawing the long
bow. In the book of Judges, for instance, we are told that the
Gileadites, under Jephthah, slew 42,000 Ephriamites; and
that the Benjamites slew 40,000 Israelites, after which the
Israelites killed 43,100 Benjamites, all of these being “men of
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the Philistines had 80,000 war chariots, and that they slew
30,000 footmen of Israel. The second book of Chronicles says
that Pekah, king of Israel, slew of Judah in one day 120,000
“ sons of valor,” and carried away 200,000 captives ; that Abijah’s
force consisted of 400,000, and Jeroboam’s of 800,000, 500,000
of whom were killed! At the battle of Waterloo the total
number of men killed on our side was 4,172. The statistics of
slaughter in the Bible were clearly developed from the inner
consciousness of the Jewish scribes • and no doubt the same
holds good with respect to the statistics of the flight from
Egypt.
This view is corroborated by a singular statement in the third
chapter of Numbers. We are there informed that when the
census was taken “All the first-born males, from a month old
and upwards of those that were numbered, were twenty and two
thousand two hundred and three score and thirteen.” Now as there
were about 900,000 males altogether, it follows that every Jewish
mother must have had on an average for ty-two sons, to say nothing
of daughters ! Such extraordinary fecundity is unknown to the
rest of the world, except in the region of romance. The Jews
bragged a great deal about Jehovah, and they appear to have
obtained some compensation by bragging a great deal about
themselves.
How did the Jews manage to quit Egypt in one night ? There
were 600,000 men on foot, besides women and children, not to
mention “the mixed multitude that went up also with them.”
The entire population must have numbered more than two
millions, and some commentators estimate it at nearly three.
They had to come in from all parts of Goshen to Barneses,
bringing with them the sick and infirm, the very old and the very
young. Among such a large population there could not have
been less than two hundred births a day. Many of the Jewish
women, therefore, must have been just confined. How could
they and their new-born children have started off in such a
summary manner ? Many more women must have been at the
point of confinement. How could these have been hurried off
at all? Yet we are told that not a single person was left
behind!
How were the flocks and herds driven out in such haste ?
There were about two million sheep and two hundred thousand
oxen. The sheep alone would have required grazing land as
extensive as the whole county of Bedford, besides what would
have been needed for the oxen. Is it credible that all these
animals were collected together from such a wide area, and
driven out of Egypt in one night ? Yet we are told that not a
single hoof was left behind I
How did the huge multitude of people march? If they
travelled fifty men abreast, as is supposed to have been the
practice in the Hebrew armies, the able-bodied warriors alone
would have filled up the road for about seven miles, and the
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miles long. The front rank would have been two days’ journey
in advance of the rear.
How did the sheep and cattle march ? How was it possible
for them to keep pace with their human fellow travellers ? They
would naturally not march in a compact array, and the vast drove
must therefore have spread widely and lengthened out for miles.
What did the drove live upon during the journey from
Raineses to Succoth, and from Succoth to Etham, and from
Etham to the Red Sea? Such grass as there was, even jf the
sheep and cattle went before the men, women, and children,
could not have been of much avail; for what was not eaten by
the front ranks must have been trodden under foot at once, and
rendered useless to those that followed. After they “ encamped
by the Red Sea,” on the third day, there was no vegetation at
all. The journey was over a desert, the surface of which was
composed of hard gravel intermixed with pebbles. After cross­
ing the Red Sea,their road lay over a desert region, covered
with sand, gravel, and stone, for about nine miles; after which
they entered a boundless desert plain, called El Ati, white and
painfully glaring to the eye, and beyond this the ground was
broken by sand-hills. How were the two million sheep and two
hundred thousand oxen provisioned during this journey ?
What did the Jews themselves live on? The desert afforded
them no sustenance until God miraculously sent manna. They
must, therefore, have taken a month’s provisions for every man,
woman, and child. How could they possibly have provided
themselves with so much food on so short a notice ? And how
could they have earned it, seeing that they were already burdened
with kneading-troughs and other necessaries for domestic use,
besides the treasures they “borrowed” of the Egyptians?
How did they provide themselves with tents ? Allowing ten
persons for each tent, they must have required two hundred
thousand. Were these carefully got ready in expectation ? In
the land of Goshen they lived in houses with “lintels” and
“side-posts.” And how were the tents carried? The Jews
themselves were already well loaded. Of course the oxen
remain; but, as Colenso observes, they were not trained to carry
goods on their backs, and were sure to prove refractory under
such a burden.
Whence did the Jews obtain their arms? According to
Exodus (xiii., 18) “the children of Israel went up harnessed out
of the land of Egypt.” The Hebrew word which is rendered
“harnessed” appears to mean “armed” or “in battle array” in
all the other passages where it occurs, and is so translated. Som e
commentators, scenting a difficulty in this rendering, urge that
the true meaning is “by five in a rank.” But if 600,000 men
marched out of Egypt “ five in a rank,” they must have formed
a column sixty-eight miles long, and it would have taken several
days to start them all off, whereas they went out altogether
“ that self-same day.” Besides, the Jews had arms in the desert,
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obtained them in Egypt? If they went out of Egypt “ armed ”
why did they cry out “sore afraid” when Pharaoh pursued
them ?
According to Herodotus, the Egyptian army, which formed a
distinct caste, never exceeded 160,000 men. Why were the Jews
so appalled by less than a third of their own number? Must
we suppose, with Kalisch, that their bondage in Egypt had
crushed all valor and manhood out of their breasts? Josephus
gives a different explanation. He says that the day after
Pharaoh’s host was drowned in the Red Sea, “Moses gathered
together the weapons of the Egyptians, which were brought to
the camp of the Hebrews by the current of the sea and the force
of the wind assisting it. And he conjectured that this also
happened by Divine Providence, that so they might not be
destitute of weapons.” But, as Colenso observes, though body­
armor might have been obtained in this way, swords,spears and
shields could not in any number. The Bible, too, says nothing
about such an occurrence. We must therefore assume that
600,000 well-armed Jews were such utter cowards that they could
not strike a blow for their wives and children and their own
liberty against the smaller army of Pharaoh, but could only
whimper and sigh after their old bondage. Yet a month later
they fought bravely with the Amalekites, and ever afterwards
they were as eager for battle as any Irishman at Donnybrook
fair. How can this difference be accounted for? Could a
nation of hereditary cowards become stubborn warriors in the
short space of a month ?
Let us now follow the Wandering Jews through the Desert
which they should have crossed in a week or two, but which
they travelled up and down for forty years. People who want
to make an expeditious journey had better do without a divine
guide.
Coming to Marah, they found only bitter water to drink, at
which they began to murmur. But the Lord showed Moses a
certain tree, which when cast into the water made it sweet. It
must have been a wonderful tree to sweeten water for two
millions of people. Bitter water, also, quenches thirst more
readily than sweet, and it stimulates the appetite, which would
be highly desirable under a fierce relaxing sun.
A ^nth after they left Egypt they came to the wilderness of
bin. There they began to murmur again. Finding themselves
without food, they remembered “the flesh pots” of Egypt, and
reproached Moses with having brought them into the desert to
die of hunger. Both Moses and the Lord seem to have thought
it unreasonable on their part to ask for something to eat. Oliver
I wist was stared at when he asked for more, but the Jews
surprised God by asking for something to begin with. Yet
reflecting, perhaps, that they were after all unable to live without
food, the Lord rained down manna from heaven. After the dew
evaporated in the morning, they found this heavenly diet lying
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taste of it was like wafers made with honey.” No doubt the
angola subsist on it in paradise. Moses preserved a pot of it for
tihe instruction of future generations. The pot has, however,
not been discovered up to the present day. Some future
explorers may light upon it “in the fulness of time,” and so
help to prove the historical character of the Pentateuch.
The manna, as might be expected, had some peculiarities. No
matter how much or how little he gathered, every man found on
measuring that he had exactly an omer of it. Although it fell
regularly every week day, none fell on Sunday. A double
quantity had, therefore, to be gathered on Saturday. It melted
in the sun, but could nevertheless be baked and seethed. Any of
it left overnight stank in the morning and bred worms.
For forty years “the children of Israel did eat manna.” But
more than once their gorge rose against it. Manna for breakfast,
manna for lunch, manna for dinner, manna for tea, and manna
for supper, was a little more than they could stand. The mono­
tony of their diet became intolerable. Accordingly, we read in
the twenth-first chapter of Numbers, that they complained of it
and asked for a slight change in the bill of fare. “ There is no
bread,” said they, “neither is there any water; and our soul
loatheth this light food.” This small request so incensed the
Lord that he sent a lot of fiery serpents among them, which bit
them so that “much people of Israel died.” Like Oliver Twist,
the Jews quickly repented their presumption.. They humbled
themselves before Moses, and he interceded with God for them.
The prophet then made a brass serpent and set it on a pole, and
on looking at it all who had been bitten recovered.
On another occasion, as we read in the eleventh of Numbers,
they were guilty of a similar offence. This time it was the more
surprising, as God had just burnt a lot of them up with raging
fire for “ complaining.” They remembered “the fish, which we
did eat in Egypt freely ; the cucumbers, and the melons, and the
leeks, and the onions, and the garlick.” “Now,” said they,
‘ ‘ there is nothing at all, besides this manna, before our eyes.
Who shall give us flesh to eat?” The Egyptian bill of fare was
certainly enough to make their mouths water, and it proves that
if Pharaoh made them work hard he did not starve them, as
Jehovah very nearly succeeded in doing. They were so. affected
by their recollection of the luscious victuals they enjoyed in
Egypt, that they actually cried with sorrow at their loss. Moses
heard them weeping, “ every man in the door of his tent.” This
put the Lord in a very bad temper; and Moses, who seems to
have been much less irascible than Jehovah, “also was dis­
pleased.” God determined to give them a surfeit. “ Ye shall,”
said he, “ not eat flesh one day, nor two days, nor five days,
neither ten days nor twenty days ; but even a whole month, until
it come out at your nostrils, and be loathsome unto you.” Thereupon the Lord sent a wind which brought quails from the sea.
They were so plentiful that they fell in heaps two cubits high for
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the Rev. Alexander Cruden, says that the miracle of this occur­
rence consisted, not in the great number of quails, but in their
being “brought so seasonably” to the Jewish camp. The
quantity did not trouble his credulous mind. “ Some authors,”
says he, “affirm that in those eastern and southern countries
quails are innumerable, so that in one part of Italy within the
compass of five miles, there were taken about an hundred
thousand of them every day for a month altogether; and that
sometimes they fly so thick over the sea, that being weary they
fall into ships, sometimes in such numbers, that they sink them
with their weight.” The good man’s easy reliance on “some
authors, ’ and his ready acceptance of such fables, show what
credulity is engendered by belief in the Bible.
The Jews gathered quails for two days and a night, and ioyfully carried them home. But “while the flesh was yet between
their teeth,” the Lord smote them with a very great plague so
that multitudes of them died. Poor devils 1 They were always in
' hot water.
J
How the sheep and cattle were provisioned the Bible does not
inform us. There was scarcely a nibble of grass to be had in the
desert, and as they could not very well have lived on sand and
pebbles, they must have been supported miraculously. Perhaps
the authors of the Pentateuch forgot all about this.
Not only were the Jews, like their flocks and herds, miracu­
lously supported; they were also miraculously found in clothes.
For forty years their garments and shoes did not wear out. How
was this miracle wrought? When matter rubs against matter,
particles are lost by abrasion. Did the Lord stop this process’
or did he collect all the particles that were worn off during the
day, and replace them by night on the soles of shoes, on the
elbows of coats, and on the knees of pantaloons ? If the clothes
never wore out, it is fair to suppose that they remained abso­
lutely unchanged. Imagine a toddling urchin, two years old at
the exodus from Egypt, wearing the same rig when he grew up
to manhood! Justin, however, says that the clothes grew with
their growth. Some Jewish rabbis hold that angels acted as
tailors in the wilderness, and so the garments were all kept
straight . But Augustine, Chrysostom, and other Fathers abide
by the literal interpretation that, through the blessing of God,
the clothes and shoes never wore out, so that those who grew to
manhood were able to hand them over, as good as new, to the
rising generation. According to this theory, everybody must have
had a poor fit, unless there was a transference of garments every
twelve months or so.
The history of the Wandering Jews is full of miracles and
wonders. It says that all the congregation of Israel, numbering
over two millions, assembled at the door of the Tabernacle. As
the whole width of the Tabernacle was eighteen feet, only nine
men could have stood in front of it; and therefore the warriors
of Israel alone, to. say nothing of the rest of the population, if
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have formed a column nearly twenty miles long! We find also
that Moses, and Joshua after him, address not only the whole
congregation of Israel, including men, women, and children, but
the mixed multitude ” of strangers as well. Their voices were
distinctly heard by a crowded mass of people as large as the
entire population of London. They must have had stentorian
lungs, or the people must have had a wonderful sense of

When the Jews were encamped, according to Scott’s estimate,
they lived in a sort of “ moveable city, twelve miles square,” nearly
as large as London. The people had to go outside this vast
camp every day to bring in a supply of water and fuel, after cut­
ting the latter down where they could find it I All their rubbish
had to be carried out in like manner, for Jehovah used sometimes
to take a walk among them, and he was highly displeased at
seeing dirt. Every man, woman, and child, including the old,
the sick, and the infirm, had to go outside the camp to attend to
the necessities of nature ! All the refuse of their multitudinous
sacrifices had to be lugged out of the camp by the three priests,
Aaron, Eleazer, and Ithamar. Colenso reckons that the sacrifices
alone, allowing less than three minutes for each, would have
occupied them incessantly during the whole twenty-four hours
of every day. The pigeons brought to them daily as sin offer­
ings must have numbered about 264, and as these had to be con­
sumed by the three priests, each of them had to eat 88 pigeons a
day, besides heaps of roast beef and other victuals!
Soon after the first fall of manna, the Jews murmured again
because they had no water. Whereupon Moses smote a rock
with his magical rod, and water gushed from it. The precious
fluid came just in time to refresh them for their fight with the
Amalekites. These people were very obstinate foes, and it
required a miracle to defeat them. Moses ascended a hill and
held up his hand. WTile he did so the Israelites prevailed, but
when he let down his hand the Amalekites prevailed. To ensure
victory, Aaron and Hur stood on either side of him, and held up
his hands until the sun set. By this means Joshua discomfited
the Amalekites with great slaughter. Moses built an altar to
celebrate the event, and God swore that he would “have war
with Amelek from generation to generation.” .As Jehovah’s
vengeance was so lasting, it is no wonder that his worshippers
carried on their wars ever afterwards on the most hellish prin­
ciples.
In the thirty-first chapter of Numbers we read that .12,000
Israelites warred against Midian. The brag of the chronicler is
evident in this number or in those which follow. This little
army polished off all the kings of Midian, burnt all their cities
and castles, slew 48,000 men, and carried off 100,000 captives,
besides 675,000 sheep, 72,000 oxen, and 61,000 asses. What
prodigious spoil there was in those days! Of the captives Moses
ordered 48,000 women and 20,000 boys to be massacred in cold
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man by lying with him ” were reserved for another fate. The
Lord’s share of these was thirty-two ! They were of course
handed over to the priests as his representatives. Parsons, whorail against the immorality of scepticism, say that this is all true.
. These Midianites were a tough lot; for although they were all.
hilled on this occasion, and their cities and castles burnt, we find
them a powerful nation again in the sixth of Judges, and able to
prevail against the Jews for seven years.
Another people badly punished by the Jews were the inhabitants of Bashan. All their cities were destroyed to the number
of sixty. Their king, Og, was a gigantic fellow, and slept on an
iron bed twelve feet long. The cities of Heshbon were destroyed
in the same way. All the men, women, and children, were
slaughtered. Not one was spared.
We shall hereafter follow the Jews under Joshua. For the
present we must content ourselves with a last reference to their
wanderings. under Moses. While they were encamped round
Mount Sinai, their leader received an invitation to go up and
visit God who had been staying there for six days. They had
much to talk about, and the interview lasted forty days and forty
nights. At the end of it Moses descended, carrying with him the
Ten Commandments, written by the finger of God on two tables
of stone. In his absence the Wandering Jews had given him up
as lost, and had induced Aaron to make them a god, in the shape
of a golden calf, to go before them. This image they were
worshipping as Moses approached the camp, and his anger waxed
so hot that he threw down the tables and broke all the Ten Com­
mandments at once. He then burnt the calf in fire and ground
it to powder, mixed it with water and made them drink it. He
also sent the Levites among them, who put three thousand men
to the edge of the sword. God wanted to destroy them alto­
gether, but Moses held him back. “Let me alone,” said the
Lord. “No, no,” said Moses, “just think what the Egyptians,
will say ; they’ll laugh at you after all as a poor sort of a god ;
and remember, too, that you are bound by an oath to multiply
your people and to let them inherit the land of promise.” So the
Lord cooled down, and wrote out the Decalogue again on two
fresh tables of stone. This Decalogue is supposed to be the
foundation of morality. But long before the time of Moses
moral laws were known and observed in Egypt, in India, and
among all the peoples that ever lived. Moral laws are the per­
manent conditions of social health, and the fundamental ones
must be observed wherever any form of society exists. Their
ground and guarantee are to be found in human nature, and do
not depend on a fabulous episode in the history of the WanderingJews.
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�BIBLE ROMANCES.—VIII.

THE TOWER OF BABEL.
By G.

W.

FOOTE.

The Bible, it is frequently asserted, was never meant to teach us
science but to instruct us in religion and morality ; and therefore
we must not look to it for a faithful account of what happened in
the external world, but only for a record of the inner experiences
of mankind. Astronomy will inform us how the heavenly
bodies came into existence, and by what laws their, motions are
governed; Geology will acquaint us with the way in which the
earth’s crust was formed, and with the length of time occupied by
the various stages of the process; and. Biology will tell us all
about the origin and development of living things. God has
given us reason, by exercising which we may gather knowledge
and establish sciences, so as to explain the past, illustrate the
present, and predict the future ; and as reason is sufficient for all
this there is no need of a divine revelation in such matters. But
as reason is insufficient to teach the will of God and the laws of
morality, a divine revelation of these is necessary, and the Bible
contains it.
. .
This plausible contention cannot, however, be maintained, lhe
Bible is not silent with respect to astronomy, geology, or biology.
It makes frequent and precise statements concerning them, and
in nearly every instance it contradicts scientific truth, as we have
amply proved in previous numbers of this series.
.
The eleventh chapter of Genesis gives an explanation of the
diversity of languages on the earth. It does this in the truest
spirit of romance. Philologists like Max Muller and Whitney
must regard the story of the Tower of Babel, and the confusion
of tongues, as a capital joke. A great many paisons may still
believe it, but they are not expected to know much.
One fact alone is enough to put the philology of Genesis out of
court. The native languages of America are all closely related to
each other, but they have no affinity with any language of the
Old World. It is therefore clear that they could not have been
imported into the New World by emigrants from the plains of
Central Asia. The Genesaic theory is thus proved to be not of
universal application, and consequently invalid.
Let us come to the Bible story. Some time after the Flood,
and before the birth of Abraham, “the whole earth was of one
language and one speech 5” or, as Colenso translates the original.
“ one of lip, and one of language.” . This primitive tongue must
have been Hebrew. God spoke it in Eden when he conversed
with our first parents, and probably it is spoken in heaven to this
day. For all we know it may be spoken in hell too. It probably
is, for the Devil and his angels lived in heaven before they were
turned into hell, and we may conclude that they took their native

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language with. them. It was spoken by Adam when he named
his wife in Paradise ; by Eve, after the expulsion when she gave
names to her sons, Cain and Seth; by Lamech, shortly before
the Flood, when he explained the name of Noah; and indeed, as
Colenso observes, “it is obvious that the names of the whole
series of Patriarchs from Adam to Noah, and from Noah onwards,
are in almost every instance pure Hebrew names.” Delitzsch,
however, thinks it comparatively more probable that the Syriac
or Nabatsean tongue, preserved after the dispersion at Babylon,
was the one originally spoken. Yet he dismisses the possibility
of demonstrating it. He supposes that the names of Adam and
the other patriarchs have been altered, but not so as to lose any
of their original meaning; in other words, that they have been,
by God’s grace, translated with perfect accuracy from the
primeval speech. But Colenso very justly remarks that the
original documents do not allude to a process of translation,
and that we have no right to assume it. He also adds that
“if the authority of Scripture is sufficient to prove the fact of
a primeval language, it must also prove that this language was
Hebrew.”
Yet the Bible is wrong, for Hebrew could not have been the
primitive speech. It is only a Semitic dialect, a branch of the
Semitic stem. Sanscrit is another stem, equally ancient; and
according to Max Muller and Bunsen, both are modifications of
an earlier and simpler language. Neither has the least affinity
with Chinese, which again, like them, differs radically from the
native dialects of America. As Hosea Biglow sings,
“ John P. Robinson, he
Says they didn’t know everything down in Judee.”
And most certainly they did not know the true origin and
development of the various languages spoken by the nations of
the earth.
The people who dwelt on the earth after the Deluge, and all
spoke one language, journeyed from the east, found a plain in
the land of Shinar, and dwelt there. Shinar is another name for
Babylon. After dwelling there no one knows exactly how long,
“they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn
them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had
they for mortar.” The writer of this story was very fond of
short cuts. It took men a long time to learn the art of making
bricks ; and the idea of their suddenly saying to each other “ let
us make brick,” and at once proceeding to do so, is a wild ab­
surdity.
Having made a lot of bricks, they naturally wished to do some­
thing with them. So “ they said, Go to, let us build a city and a
tower, whose top may reach unto heaven ; and let us make us a
name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole
earth.” How could making a name, for the information of
nobody but themselves, prevent their dispersion ? And how could
they resolve to build a “city,” when they had never seen one,
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n this manner. ‘‘Rome wasn’t built in a day” is a proverbwhich applies to all other places as well. London, Pans and
Rome, are the growth of centuries, and the same must have been
true of ancient capitals.
. .
The reason assigned by Scripture for the work of these primi
tive builders is plainly inadequate. A more probable reason is
that they mistrusted God’s promise never again to destroy the
earth with a flood, and therefore determined to build a high
tower, so that, if another deluge came, they might ascend above
the waters, or, if need be, step clean into heaven itself. 1 hen­
lack of faith is not surprising. We find the same characteristic
on the part of believers in our own day. They believe m God s
promises only so far as it suits their interest and convenience.
Scripture says, “Whoso giveth unto the poor lendeth unto the
Lord.” Yet there are thousands of rich Christians who seem to
mistrust the security.
.
How high did these primitive builders think heaven was .
According to Colenso, they said, “Come, let us build for us a
city, and a tower with its head in heaven." Did they really
they would ever succeed in building so high. Perhaps tey
did, for their Natural Philosophy was extremely
doubtless imagined the blue vault of heaven as a solid thing, in
which were stuck the sun, moon, and stars, and no higher than
the sailing clouds.
, .
Their simple ignorance is intelligible, but how can we explain
the ignorance of God ? Their project alarmed him Ide actually
“came down to see the city and the tower which the children ot
men builded.” Heaven was too distant for him to see from with
accuracy, and telescopes were not then invented. A close in­
spection led him to believe that his ambitious children would
succeed in their enterprise. They thought they might bund intoheaven, and he thought so too. What was to be done ? if they
once got into heaven, it might be very difficult to turn them out
again. It took several days’ hard fighting to expel Satan and
the rebellious angels on a previous occasion, and these new
comers might be still more obstinate. In this dangerous extremity,
“the Lord said [unto whom is unknown], Behold, the people is
one, and they have all one language ; and this they begin to do .
and now nothing will be restrained from them which they have
imagined to do. Go to, let us go down, and there confound their
language, that they may not understand one another s speech.
Why did the Lord resolve to take all this trouble ? Had he
forgotten the law of gravitation and the principles of architec­
ture ? Was he, who made the heaven and the earth, ignorant of
the distance between them ? He had only to let the people go
on building, and they would eventually confound themselves ;
for, after reaching a certain height, the tower would tumble about
their ears. Gravitation would defeat the cohesion of mortal’.
Why did not God leave them alone ? Why did he take so much
unnecessary trouble ? The answer is that this “ Lord was only
“ Jehovah ” of the Jews, a tribal god, who naturally knew no

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more about the facts and laws of science than his worshippers
who made him.
The Lord carried out his resolution. He “confounded their
language,” so that no man could understand his neighbors.
Probably this judgment was executed in the night; and when
they awoke in the morning, instead of using the old familiar
tongue, one man spoke Chinese, another Sanscrit, another Coptic,
another American, another Dutch, another Double Dutch, and
so on to the end of the chapter.
According to the Bible, this is the true philology. No language
on the earth is more than four thousand years old, and every one
was miraculously originated at Babel. Is there a single philo­
logist living who believes this? We do not know one.
The result of this confusion of tongues was that the people
“left off to built the city,” and were “scattered abroad on the
face of all the earth.” But why did they disperse ? Their common
weakness should have kept them together. Society is founded
upon our wants. Our necessity, and not our self-sufficience,
causes association and mutual helpfulness. Had these people
kept company for a short time, they would have understood each
other again. A few common words would have come into general
use, and the building of the tower might have been resumed.
How was their language “confounded”? Did God destroy
their verbal memory ? Did he paralyse a part of their brain, so
that, although they remembered the words, they could not speak
them? Did he affect the organs of articulation, so that the
sounds of the primeval language could not be reproduced ? Will
some theologian kindly explain this mystery ? Language is not
a gift, but a growth. Different tribes and nations have had
different experiences, different wants, and different surround­
ings, and the result is a difference in their languages, as
well as in their religious ideas, political organisations, and social
customs.
Before we leave this portion of the subject, we beg to introduce
Milton again. In the last Book of “Paradise Lost” he adds
from his fertile imagination to the Bible story, and supplies a
few deficiencies about which the mind is naturally curious. He
makes the Archangel Michael tell poor Adam and Eve, as part
■of his panoramic description of future times, that a mighty
hunter shall arise, claiming dominion over his fellows, and gather
under him a band of adherents. This is clearly Nimrod. Milton
separates him and his subjects from the rest of mankind, and
represents them as the people who settled on “ the plain in the
land of Shinar.”
According to our great poet, therefore, the confusion of
tongues applied only to them, and the other inhabitants of the
earth retained the primeval language in all its original purity.
This detachment, says Michael—
Marching from Eden towards the west, shall find
The plain, wherein a black bituminous gurge,

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underground, the mouth of Hell:
Of brick and of that stuff they cast to build
A chyTAd a tower, whose top may reach to Heaven;
And get themselves a name, lest, far dispersed
In foreign lands, their memory be lost,
Regardless whether good or evil tame.
But God, who oft descends to visit men
Unseen and through their habitations walks
S mark their doings, them beholding soon,
Comes down to see their city, ere the tower
Obstruct Heav’n-tow’rs, and in derision sets
Upon their tongue a various spirit to rase
Quite out their native language and instead
To sow a jangling noise of words unknown.
Forthwith a hideous gabble rises loud
Among the builders; each to other calls
Not understood, till hoarse, and all in rage,.
As mock’d they storm: great laughter was m heaven,
And looking down, to see the huBbub strang
And hear the din; thus was the building left
Ridiculous, and the work Confusion named.

W?ce was “ called Babel.” The Hebrew root
is not however, that from which the word “Babel is deriveu.
Rawlinson, suppose it be a compound of El
,
nase “ Bab-El” means the “ Gate of God.
It is evident that the story of the Tower of
by the Jehovist author of this part of Genesers of
■of the famous unfinished Temple of Belus 9^ KRh._
.antiquity. Birs Nimroud is thus described by Kahsch.
“The hugh heap, in which bricks, stone, marble, and basa t,
are irregularly mixed, covers a ^ac® off
to ioO^eHn
chief mound is nearly 800 feet high, and from 200 to 400 feet m
width commanding an extensive view over a country of utter
•desolatior^^he Jwer consisted of -ven ^tin"
platforms, built of kiln-burnt bricks, each about twenty teetmgn,
gradually diminishing in diameter. The upper pa
?ork hi a vitreflef appearance ; for it is ^PP»sed « the
Babylonians in order to render their edifices more durable, sud
Stted them to toe heat of the furnace ; and large fragments 0

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such vitiefied and calcined materials are also intermixed with therubbish at the base. This circumstance may have given rise to
or at least countenanced, the legend of the destruction of the
Tower by heavenly fire, still extensively adopted among the
Arabians The terraces were devoted to the planets, and werediffeiently colored m accordance with the notions of Sabsean
astrology—the lowest, Saturn’s, Hack; the second, Jupiter’s
• the third Mars’s, red ; the fourth, the Sun’s, wZZow • the
thehMoon^sSS’ w?wZe{/rthe si^th’ Mercui'.y,s) blue; the seventh,
it %
11 nF" T. Mero„da9h-afan-akhi is stated to have begun
tv n’C’-k j
K
pfinished five centuries afterwards by
Nebuchadnezzar who left a part of its history on two cylinders
which have lately been excavated on the spot, and thus decip­
hered by Rawlinson ‘The building, named the Planisphere
which was the wonder of Babylon, I have made and flashed
Ki?
’
nhedwith laPis lazuli- I have exalted its head.
Behold now the building, named ‘‘The Stages of the Seven
Spheres, which was the wonder of Borsippa, had been built bv
k
h1ad comPleted forty-two cubits of height"•
ririled dl ThOt fSnif1 tl}e ,h,;ad- From the lapse of time it beclme
ruined. They had not taken care of the exit of the waters •
so the ram and wet had penetrated into the brickwork. The
casing of burnt brick lay scattered in heaps. Then Merodach
my great lord, inclined my heart to repair the building. I did
not change its site, nor did I destroy its foundation-platform.
But, m a fortunate month, and upon an auspicious day, I under­
took the building of the raw-brick terrace and the burnt-brick
casing of the Temple. I strengthened its foundation, and I
placed a titular record on the part which I had rebuilt. I set
my hand to build it up, and to exalt its summit. As it had been
in ancient times, so I built up its structure. As it had been in
former days, thus I exalted its head.’ ”
• Pr®fe®sor Kawfinson assigns b.c. 2300 as the date of the build­
ing of the Temple. But as Colenso remarks, his reasoning is
very loose. His date however, is antecedent to the supposed
fame of the building of Babel, and according to his own chrono­
logy the latter may have been a tradition of the former. Add to
this that the rums of Sirs Nimroud are extant, while there is no
vestige of the rums of Babel. According to Kalisch’s chronologyBits Nvmroud was built long after the supposed time of Moses ’
and it
wrote the Pentateuch our position cannot be mainpaiHed- But he did not write the Pentateuch or any portion of
it Ihe writer of the Jehovist portion of Genesis, which con­
tains the story of the Power of Babel, certainly did not flourish
before the time of Solomon, about b.c. 1015—975. Here then
is an interval of a century. That is a short period for the’'
growth of a legend. Yet, as Colenso observes, “as the tower
was apparently an observatory, and the fact of its being dedicated
o the seven ancient planets shows that astronomical observations
had made considerable progress among the Chaldeans at the
lme when it was built, the traditions connected with it may have

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■embodied stories of a much earlier date, to which the new buildinThrTemSpleCUo7ejupiter Belus with its tower was partially
destroyed by Xerxes b.c. 490 ; upon which says Kalisch, the
fraudulent priests appropriated to themselves the lands an
enormous revenues attached to it, and seem, from this reason to
have been averse to its restoration.” A part of the edifice still
■existed more than five centuries later, and was mentioned by
Pliny But the other part was, in the tune of Alexander the
Great a vast heap of ruins. He determined to rebuild it, but
desisted from the enterprise, when he found that ten thousand
workmen could not remove the rubbish m two months. Ben­
iamin of Tudela described it in the twelfth century, after which,
for more than six hundred years, it remained unnoticed and
unknown. The ruins were rediscovered by Niebuhr m 17o6,
subsequent explorers more accurately described them; and they
were thoroughly examined, and their monumental record
deciphered, about thirty years ago. _
a « Knlisch observes
The myth attaching to it is not unique. As Kalisch observes,
“most of the ancient nations possessed myths concerning im­
pious giants, who attempted to storm heaven, either to share it
with the immortal gods, or to expel them from it
And even
the orthodox Delitzsch allows that “ the Mexicans have a legend
of a tower-building, as well as of a Flood. Xelhua, one of the
seven giants rescued in the flood, built the great pyramid o
Cholula, in order to reach heaven, until the gods angry at his
audacity, threw fire upon the building, and broke it down
whereupon every separate family received a language of its own
To lessen the force of this, Delitzsch says that the Mexican legend
has been much colored by its narrators, chiefly Dominicans and
Jesuits ; but he is obliged to admit that there is great significance
in the fact that the Mexican terrace-pyramid closely resembles the
construction of the Temple of Belus. No argument can vitiate
the conclusion that as similar myths to that of Genesis abounded m
ancient times, it is highly illogical to attach particular important?
to any one of them. If one is historic, all are historic.
justified in holding that the Jewish story of the Tower of Babel
is only a modification of the older story of the Temple of Belus.
We will conclude this Romance by mentioning a few facts, not
speculations, which are exceedingly curious, and which present
grave difficulty to the orthodox believer. .
.
According to the Bible, in Abraham s time, not four centuries
after the Deluge, the descendants of Noah’s three sons had mul­
tiplied into the four great kingdoms of Shmar (Babylon),
Egypt, and Gerar, besides a multitude of smaller nations Does
any instructed man believe in the possibility of such multiplica­
tion? It is altogether incredible.
.
. ...
Some of these nations had reached a high degree of civilisa­
tion. Indeed, the temples, tombs, pyramids, manners, customs,
.and arts of Egypt betoken &amp; full-grown nation. The sculptures
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assigned to the date of about 3500 B.c., are almost as perfect as
those of her Augustan age, two thousand years later. Professor
Rawlinson seeks to obviate this difficulty by appealing to the
version of the Seventy instead of to the Hebrew text by which
he obtains the remote antiquity of 3159 b.c., instead of 2348, for
the Deluge. But this chronology does not reach within four
hundred years of the civilisation denoted by the sculptures
referred to! And there must have been milleniums of silent
progress in Egypt before that period.
On the ancient monuments of Egypt the negro head, face,
hair, iorm, and color, are the same as we observe in our own
day. Consequently, the orthodox believer must hold that in a
few generations, the human family branched out into strongly
marked varieties. History discountenances this assumption, and
Biology plainly disproves it. Archdeacon Pratt supposes that
ohem, Ham, and Japheth “had in them elements differing as
widely as the Asiatic, the African, and the European, differ from
each other. ’ He forgets that they were brothers, sons of the
same father and presumably of the same mother. Such extra­
ordinary evolution throws Darwinism into the shade.
Noah lived fifty-eight years after the birth of Abraham,
bhem lived a hundred and ten years after the birth of Isaac, and
au yearsTafter th*3 birth of Jacob. How was it that neither
Abraham, Isaac, nor Jacob knew either of them. They were the
most interesting and important men alive at the time. They had
seen the world before the Flood. One of them had seen people
who knew Adam. They had lived through the confusion of
tongues at Babel, and were well acquainted with the whole
history of the world. Yet they are never once mentioned in
Scripture during all the centuries they survived their exit from
the ark Why is this ? Noah before his death was the most
venerable man existing. He was five hundred years older than
any other man. He must have been an object of universal
regard. Yet we have no record of the second half of his career •
no account is given of his burial ; no monument was erected to
bis memory. Who will explain this astounding neglect? The
Bible is a strange book, and they are strange people who
believe it.

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�BIBLE ROMANCES—IX.

BALAAM’S ASS.
By G. W. FOOTE.
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Thf ass has figured extensively in romance. His long ears and
peculiar bray are explained by a story which goes back to the
Flood On that occasion, it is said, the male donkey was inad­
vertently left outside the ark, but being a good swimmer he
nevertheless managed to preserve his life. After .many despera e
efforts he at last succeeded in calling out the Pat™rch s name, as
nearlv as the vocal organs of a jackass would allow.
No-ah,
No-ah” cried the forlorn beast. Noah’s attention was at last
aroused and on looking out of window to see who was calling,
he -perceived the poor jackass almost spent and faintly battling
with the waves. Quickly opening the window, he caught Neddy
by the two ears and hauled him in. This he did with such vigor
that Neddy's aural appendages were considerably elongated , and
ever since7donkeys have had long ears and 1brayed ‘‘No ah
No-ah” at the approach of wet weather. Jor the sake oi
Christians who are not well acquainted with Gods Word, we add
that, this storv is not in the Bible.
Classical scholars and students of modern literature know . ow
the ass has been treated by poets and romancers. The stolid
animal has generally been made the subject of comedy.. Drunken
and impotent Silenus, in the Pagan mythology, joins m the pro­
cessions of Bacchus on a sober ass, and the patient animal staggers
beneath the heavy burden of a fat-paunched tipsy god.. Apulius
and Lucian transform the hero of their common story into an ass,
and in that shape he encounters the most surprising experiences.
Voltaire makes an ass play a wonderful part m his Pucelle.
And in all these cases it is worth noticing how the profane wits
remember the ass's relation to Priapian mysteries, from his fabled
interruption of the garden-god’s attempt on the nymph Lotts
downwards, and assign to him marvellous amatory adventures.
Erasmus, in his “Praise of Folly,” does not forget the ass, with
whom he compares the majority of.men for stupidity, obstinacy,,
and lubricity: noris the noble animal forgotten by Rabelais,,
who cracks many a joke and points many a witticism at his
expense.wn
humorist) Charles Lamb, confesses however to
a deep tenderness for Neddy, and dwells with delight on the pro­
tection which his thick hide affords against the cruel usuage of
man. He has, says Lamb, “a tegument impervious to ordinary
stripe®. The malice of a child or a weak hand can make feeble
impressions on him. His back offers no mark to a puny foeman.
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sibility. lou might as well pretend to scourge a schoolboy
with a tough pair of leather breeches on.” Lamb also quotes the
following passage from a tract printed in 1595, entitled “The
Noblenesse of theAsse ; a Work Rare, Learned, and Excellent.” :
“He refuseth no burden; he goes whither he is sent, without
any contiadiction. He lifts not his foote against any one • he
bytes not; he is no fugitive, nor malicious affected. He doth all
things in good sort, and to his liking that hath cause te employ
him. If strokes be given him, he cares not for them.” True the
ass is not much given to kicking or biting, but he has an awk­
ward knack of quietly lying down when he is indisposed to work
and of rolling over with equal quietude if a rider happens to be
on his back. But the old author is so enchanted with the 44 asse ”
that he does not stay to notice this scurvy trick. He even goes
on to express his liking for the ass’s bray, calling Neddy “a rare
musitian, and saying that “to heare the musicke of five or six
voices chaunged to so many of asses is amongst them to heare a
song of world without end.”
umueriv?
“Sentimental Journey,” has a chapter entitled
1 he Dead Ass, wherein the animal is lifted into the sphere
of pathos. And lastly, Coleridge has some very pious musings
on an ass, wherein the animal is lifted into the sphere of religion.
how, dear reader, you begin to see the drift of this long
exordium, although my purpose was indeed twofold. First I
wished, after the example of my betters in literature, to give you
a slight glimpse of the immense extent of my learning. Secondly
1 wished to lead you through the various stages of literary treat­
ment of the ass, from the comic to the pathetic, and finally to
the religious, m order that you might approach in a proper frame
of mind the consideration of Balaam’s ass, who is the most
remarkable of all the four-legged asses mentioned in the Bible
1 here were others Asses were being sought by Saul, the son
oi Kish when he found a kingdom of subjects instead. Jesus
rode into Jerusalem on an ass, and also apparently on a colt,
having probably one leg over each. With the jawbone of an ass
bam son slew a thousand Philistines ; and if the rest of the
animal accorded with that particular bone, he must have been a
ough ass indeed. But all these are of little interest or importance beside the- wonderful ass of the prophet Balaam, whose
history is contained, with that of his master, in the twentysecond, twenty-third, and twenty-fourth chapters of the Book of
Numbers.
Soon after the Wandering Jews in the desert were plagued by
“fiery serpents” for asking Moses to give them a slight change
in their monotonous bill of fare, they warred against the Amorites and pretty nearly exterminated them. Whereupon Balak
the son of Zippor, king of Moab, grew “ sore afraid.” He called
together the “ elders of Midian” with those of Moab, and said
that in his opinion the Jews would lick them all up as the ox
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Against such a ferocious gang as the Jews, with a bloody God
of Battles to help them, human valor promised little success; so
Balak resolved to solicit supernatural aid. Accordingly he sent
messengers unto Balaam the son of Beor, a renowned and potent
soothsayer, desiring him to come and curse the people of Israel.
The king had implicit confidence in Balaam. “Whom thou
blessest,” said he, “is blessed, and whom thou cursest is cursed.”
This great prophet must have wrought prodigious wonders in his
time to gain so magnificent a reputation; and if the king’s
panegyric on him was true, he must have been a dangerous
person to those who annoyed him and made him swear.
The “elders of Moab and the elders of Midian,” who were
Balak’s messengers, went to Pethor, where Balaam resided. As
the reader might expect, they did not go empty handed, but took
with them “the rewards of divination.” What these were we
are not told. No doubt they were very handsome. The pro­
phetical business requires large profits to compensate for the
absence of quick returns; 'and in any case it is not to .be sup­
posed that a man who can do what no one else can, will begin
work without a heavy retaining fee. We conclude that Balaam,
like nearly every prophet mentioned in history, had a good eye
for the main chance, and did not trust very much in the bounty
of the gods. He was never hard up for bread and cheese while
other people were hard up for divine assistance, and as that was
an ignorant and credulous age, we presume that his larder was
well-stocked. He must, indeed, have had a fine time, for he was
the biggest pot in his own line of business in all that district.
Balaam kuew his business well. It would never do for a
prophet, a soothsayer, a wizard, or a diviner, to give prompt
answers to his applicants, or even to make his answers plain
when he does give them. That would render the profession
cheap and rob it of mystery. So Balaam, therefore, said to the
messengers, “Lodge here this night, and I will bring you word
again, as the Lord shall speak unto me.”
Now this reference to the Lord is very surprising. The
Moabites worshipped Baal, and no doubt they had the utmost
contempt for Jehovah. Yet Balaam, who was a prophet of their
religion, tells them that he will consult the god of Israel on the
subject of their visit! This is one of the self-contradictions with
which the Bible abounds.
The next incident of the story is no less remarkable. God, the
infinite spirit of the universe, paid Balaam a visit; and although
he knows everything, past, present, and to come, he asked the
prophet “What men are these with thee?” Balaam gave a
straightforward reply, for he doubtless knew that prevarication
and subterfuge were useless with God. Said he, “Balak the son
of Zippor, King of Moab, has sent unto me, saying, Behold
there is a people come out of Egypt, which covereth the face of
the tarth : come now, curse me them; peradventure I shall be
able io overcome them and drive them out.” The precisiog. of

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Balaam’s language is admirable, and so it its accuracy. He
neither desired to keep the Lord in suspense, nor to leave him
in ignorance of necessary details. God’s answer was equally brief
and perspicuous : “ Thou shalt not go with them; thou shalt not
curse the people : for they are blessed.”
This interview between God and Balaam, like the following
ones, occurred in the night. The Lord seems to have been always
afraid of daylight, or else to have had a peculiar fondness for the
dark. Perhaps he thought that during the night there was less
chance of the conversation being interrupted, and it is well
known that the Lord loves privacy and does not like conversing
with more than one at a time. He agrees with us that “two’s
company and three’s none.”
In the morning Balaam got out of bed and told Balak’s
messengers to return and say that the Lord would not let him
come ; and they at once set out for the capital.
Balak, however, was not to be so easily put off. He seems to
have regarded the prophet’s talk about the Lord’s prohibition as
“all my eye.” “Perhaps,” said he to himself, “my messengers
were small fry in the sight of Balaam, and he is therefore dis­
pleased. My presents also may have been too small. I should
have recollected that Balaam has a very exalted opinion of him­
self, and is renowned for his avarice. What a stupid I was to
be sure. However, I’ll try again. This time 1’11 send a deputa­
tion of big guns, and promise him great wealth and high position
in the state. He can’t refuse such a tempting offer.” Straight­
way he “ sent yet again princes, more and more honorable ” than
those who went before, and commanded them to urge Balaam to
let nothing hinder him from coming.
Balaam slightly resented this treatment. He told the messengers
that if Balak would give him his house full of silver and gold,
he could not go beyond the word of the Lord, to do more or less.
Yet he apparently deemed it politic to make another trial. He
was, of course, quite aware that God is unchangeable, but some­
how he thought the Lord might alter his mind. So he bade the
messengers to tarry there that night while he consulted God
afresh.
Balaam’s expectation was realised. The Lord did change his
mind. ‘ ‘ He came unto Balaam at night, and said unto him, If
the men come to call thee, rise up and go with them; but yet the
word which I shall say unto thee, that shalt thou do.” So the
prophet rose up in the morning, saddled and mounted his
wonderful ass, and went off with the princes of Moab.
Poor Balaam, however, did not reflect that as the Lord had
changed his mind once he might change it twice, and the omission
very nearly cost him his life. He was unfortunately ignorant of
what happened to Moses on a similar occasion. After the Lord
had dispatched the Jewish prophet to Egypt to rescue his
people from bondage, he met him at an inn, where perhaps they
botjj put up for the night, and sought to kill him. The same

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thing happened now^ No sooner^
£eU™’y Ms Xi - “ veer God andi dreadMly hard, to
please. If you don’t obey ^^nd^^Xd chance of beinf

murdered ^The only safe^ourse is to get out of his way and

odf° toS” stood^n

sTVy

drawn sword in his hand, ready to
P
-g^ nejther
crime was having done exac y w
,p,
however, had
Balaam nor his two servants saw
he had a
better eyesight. Being only
ass’a^dli^g\Sok of this
greater aptitude for seeing angels
A wav ^to a field,
formidable stranger, Neddy bolted fX±ior XptTeer per­
Balaam, who saw no reason for such behaviOT except^s^^^p^o
verseness, began to whack bis ass
s forcible argument and
the right road, Neddy s-cumhedto to«tly, in the
logged on again, lhe angel oi w.e
. , J? His intention
meantime, made himself invisible even
J
fata] stroke in
was ultimately to kill Balaam, bu
X. , foresaw. Going
order to make the most of the come y
vineyards, a wall
a little in front he “stood in a path »f
ight of
being on this side, and »
A'^bolt in the field,
the angel again, and being unable
-Ralaam’s foot a good
he lurched against the wall and §ave+ ®a aa“ine out of the
scrunching. Still the prophet suspected noth S
poor
common, for that was an ordinary trick of refractory a
• J
Neddv therefore, got another thrashing, lhen tne angei
KeZfarther, and “ stood in a. narrowr plane, where there
was no way to turn either to the rig
0 proceed and
Neddy estimated the certain penalty of r®ffu®in§ ^aring them
the probable penalty of going forward After c0“Pa idgdown.
he decided to stop where he was, amXthiacy,
Balaam’s anger was once more. kindled y
P
and he whacked the ass again with his stall.
Then the Lord intervened, and brought about the most^
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SZAe, “thatthou hast

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had held many a conversation before. ln the “
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,

serpent
surprised,

* BalaamTs ass was a cc nkn ” Knf flip sftx is immaterial, and. as we
’
“ she, but tne sex is im
,
commenced with the masculine gender we will continue witn

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but went on with the colloquy as though talking serpents were
common things If a dumb animal were nowadays to address
tmrT/|WltK +HOuW
d°? ” he.would certainly be very much
startled , but when the same thing occured in the old Bible
you8?”^6 maU
°nCe replied’ “ Very well, thank you, how are

Balaam promptly answered the ass’s question. “Because”
said he, ‘‘thou hast mocked me : I would there were a sword in
hand for now would I kill thee.” Then the ass rejoined
Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I
was thine unto this day ? Was I ever wont to do so unto thee ?”
This was a poser Balaam scratched his head and reflected but
at last he was obliged to say “Nay.”
’
Neddy had so far the best of the argument. But Balaam had
the practical argument of the stick left, and no doubt he was
about to convince the donkey with it. All arguments practical
or otherwise would however have left the dispute exactly where
it stood A eddy saw the angel, and that was enough for him
Balaam did not see the angel, but only Neddy’s obstinate
stupidity In short, they reasoned from different premises and
could not therefore arrive at the same conclusion.P They might
have argued till doomsday had not the Lord again intervened
th! T A°P/nfd Balaams eyes&gt;” 80 that he also “ saw the angel of
idle Lord standing m the way, and his sword drawn in his hand ”
Then Balaam “bowed his head, and fell flat on his face ” and
there he and Neddy lay side by side, two asses together. ’
Now, dear reader, you will observe that the ass, being indeed
dSiTotTJt?6
uand that Balaam’
awLeman,
did not see the angel until his wits were disordered by the wonder
renirk thatS“ in°afl
D?rt
tWS beaT out S'reat Bacon’s
remark that m all superstititon, wise men follow fools ” 9 And
may we not say, that if asses did not see angels first, wise men
would never see them after ?
’
on^his fTc?el«°w?e
said *0 Balaam, while he remained flat
timni ? h h m heref°re hast thou smitten thine ass these three
times? behold I went out to withstand thee, because thy way is
perverse before me: and the ass saw me, and turned from me
t?soSei hid TS:+bnleSS Sie had turned from me&gt; ^ely now
• +i
lam thee’ and saved her alive.” The moral of
this is that asses stand the best chance of salvation, and that
wise men run a frightful risk of damnation until they lose their
tin^^T recognised the awfd mess he Was in, and being, b thig
ne as limp as a wet rag, he made the most abject apology. “ T
wayagTnstme" &amp;Th’ “ t” 1
UOt tbat thou ^des/in th J
how the
Tuhlf
reasoning shows still more clearly
notT sinned°nt
had ^ken leave of his senses. He had
lor wTit hVf’
strictly obeying God’s commands;
When the T r d lUt that,the angei remained so long invisible,
then the Loid opened his eyes,” and made his vision like unto

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th® vision of an ass, he saw the angel plainly enough ; and how
could he possibly have done so before ?
“I’ll go back,” added Balaam, thinking that if he sinned so
greatly in going forward, he had better return home. But the
angel of the Lord, who had intended to kill him for advancing,
now told him to “go with the men.” And Balaam went with
them, keeping his weather eye open during the rest of the
journey.
,-,17
Balak was heartily glad to see Balaam. The prophet had been
a long time coming, but better late than never. The next day
they went “up into the high places of Baal,” from which they
could see “the utmost part of the people ” of Israel. “There
they are,” said Balak, “confound them! leprous slaves out of
Egypt, bent on stealing other people’s lands, and sticking to all
they can lay hands on ; bloodthirsty vagabonds, who fight people
with whom they have no quarrel, and kill men, women, and
children when they are victorious. h\ow, Balaam, do your duty.
Curse them, and lay it on thick.”
• Seven altars were built, and seven oxen and seven rams sacri­
ficed on them. But all this good meat was wasted, for when
Balaam “went to an high place,” God met him, according to
agreement, and told him what to say. And lo ! when the prophet
returned to the king, he blessed the Jews instead of cursing them.
“Hullo, Ballam, what’s this?” cried the king. “ I asked you
to curse my enemies and you’ve gone and blessed them. What
d’ye mean?” “True,” answered Balaam, “ but I told you that
I could only speak what the Lord put into my mouth.”
Balak appears to have been just as sceptical as Pharaoh about
the God of the Jews. He attributed his disappointment to a
freak of the prophet, and not being easily baffled he resolved to
try again. So he took Balaam up another high place, and built
seven fresh altars, and sacrificed on them seven more bullocks
and rams; after which he repeated his invitation. Again Balaam
went farther to consult the Lord, whom he found waiting for
him; and received his instructions. And lo ! when he returned
to Balak he again blessed the Jews instead of cursing them.
Balak resolved to try again. He took Balaam to another high
place, built seven more altars, and sacrificed seven more bullocks
and seven more rams. But again the prophet blessed Israel,
and a third time the king was sold. Then he gave it up, and
Balaam and his ass went home.
What became of the ass is unknown. Perhaps he went into
the prophetical business himself, and eventually retired on a very
handsome fortune. Perhaps he went about as a preacher of the
gospel as it was then understood; in which case, judging from the
rule of success in later ages, we have no doubt that he attracted
large audiences and delighted all who were fortunate enough to
sit under him. And when he died all the two-legged asses in
Moab probably wept and refused to be comforted.
Balaam’s end was tragic. The thirteenth chapter of Joshua

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informs us that he was eventually slain by the very people he had
thrice blessed. After an account of one of the bloody wars of
Jehovah’s bandits we read that “ Balaam also the son of Beor,
the sooth-sayer, did the children of Israel slay with the sword
among them that were slain by them.” The angel of the Lord
spared him, but God’s butchers cut his throat at last. On the
whole he might as well have cursed the Jews up and down to
Balak’s satisfaction, and taken the handsome rewards which were
offered him on such easy terms.
Here endeth the story of Balaam’s Ass. I hope my reader
still believes it, for if not, he will be reprobate while he lives and
damned when he dies.

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�BIBLE ROMANCES—X.

GOD’S THIEVES IN CANAAN.
By G. W. FOOTE.
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Some years ago the righteous indignation of England was roused
by the daily record of atrocities perpetrated in Bulgaria by the
Turkish bashi-bazouks. Men were wantonly massacred, preg­
nant women ripped up, and maidens outraged by brutal lust.
Our greatest statesman uttered a clarion-cry which pealed
through the whole nation, and the friends of the Turk m high
places shrank abashed and dismayed before the stern response
of the people. Many clergymen attended public meetings, and
denounced not only the Turks, but also their Mohammedanism.
They alleged that the Koran sanctioned, even if it did not com­
mand the horrors which had been wrought in Eastern Europe,
and they declared that there was no hope for a country which
derived its maxims of state from such an accursed book, lhose
denunciations did honor to their hearts, but very little to their
heads For every brutual injunction in the Koran, twenty might
be found in the Bible. Before the clergy cry out against the
Scriptures of Islam, they should purge their own of those horrid
features which are an insult to man and a blasphemy against
God Mohammed gave savage counsels to his followers with
respect to waging war, but these sink into insignificance beside
the counsels given to the Jews by Moses in the name of God.
Bible romances are generally comic, but this one is infinitely
tragic. The whole range of history affords no worse instances of
cold-blooded cruelty than those which God’s theives, the Jews,
perpetrated in Canaan, when they took forcible possession of
cities they had not built and fields they had never ploughed.
“How that red rain will make the harvest grow! exclaims
Byron of the blood shed at Waterloo; and surely the first
harvests reaped by the Jews in Canaan must have been
luxuriantly rich, for the ground had been drenched with the
blood of the slain.
Before Moses died, according to the Bible, he delivered an
elaborate code of laws to his people in the name of God. lhe
portions referring to war are contained in the twentieth chapter
of Deuteronomy. Here they stand in all their naked hideous-

ae*‘SWhen thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then
proclaim peace unto it. And it shall be, if it make thee answer
of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be that all the Pe&lt;T^
that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall
serve thee. And if it will make no peace with thee, but will
make war againt thee, then thou shalt besiege it. And when the

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Lord thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt
smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword : But the
women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the
city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and
thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the Lord thy God
hath given thee. Thus shalt thou do unto ail the cities which
are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these
nations. But of the cities of these people, which the Lord thy
God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive
nothing that breatheth. But thou shalt utterly destroy them.”
Such were the fiendish commands of Jehovah, the bloody
maxims of inspired war. Let us see how the Jews carried them
out.
Duiing the lifetime of Moses they made a good beginning!
for in their war against Midian they slew 48,000 men, 48,000
women, and 20,000 boys, and took as spoil 32,000 virgins. But
they did much better under Joshua.
After God had dispatched Moses and secretly buried him, so
that nobody should ever discover his sepulchre, Joshua was
appointed leader in his stead. He was “full of the spirit of
wisdom, for Moses had laid his hands upon him.” Then, as now,
' religious superiors transmitted holiness to their inferiors
through the skull. God accepted the nomination of Moses and
instructed Joshua in his duties. He told him to be above all
“ strong and very courageous,” and to fight the enemy according
to the law of Moses. Joshua was not the man to neglect such
advice.
Joshua was soon ordered to cross the river Jordan and begin
the holy war. But before doing so, he dispatched two spies to
reconnoitre Jericho, the first place to be attacked. They reached
the city by night, and of course required lodgings. Instinct led
them to the house of Rahab, the harlot. She proved a very good
friend; for when messengers came from the king in the morning
to inquire about them, she said that they had gone, and advised
the messengers to go after them, which they did. Meanwhile
she hid the spies under some flax on the roof of her house, and
at night “ let them down by a cord through the window, for she
dwelt on the town wall.” Before they left, however, she made a
covenant with them. Like many other ladies of easy virtue, or
no virtue at all, Rahab was piously inclined. She had conceived
a great respect for Jehovah, and was assured that his people
would overcome all their enemies. But she had also a great re­
spect for her own skin ; so she made the two spies promise on
behalf of the Jews that when they took Jericho they would
spare her and all her relatives ; and they were to recognise her
house by the “line of scarlet thread in the window.” They got
back safe to Joshua and told him it was all right; the people
were in a dreadful funk, and all the land would soon be theirs?
Joshua got up early the next morning and told the Jews that w
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the other side of Jordan,” and the Lord meant to ferry them
across in his own style. Twelve men were selected one from
each tribe to follow the priests who bore the ark m front, and
all the Jewish host came after them. As it was harvest time, the
river had overflowed its banks. When the priests’ feet “ were
dipped in the brim of the water,” the river parted in twain ; on
one side the waters “ stood and rose up upon an heap, while on
the other side they “failed and were cut off.” As no miracle
was worked further up the river to stop the supplies the “ heap
must have been a pretty big one before the play ended. A clear
passage having been made, the Jews all crossed on dry ground.
Thev seem to have done this in less than a day, but three millions
of people could not march past one spot in less than a week.
Perhaps the Lord gave them a shove behind.
The twelve selected Jews, one from each tribe, took twelve
big stones out of the bed of the river, which were “pitched in
Gilgal” as a “memorial unto the children of Israel for ever.
For ever is a long time and is not yet ended. Those stones
should be there now. Why don’t the clergy try to discover
them? If brought to London and set up on the Thames embank­
ment they would throw Cleopatra’s needle into the shade.
When God had ferried the Jews across, and picked out the
twelve big stones as aids to memory, the “heap” of water
tumbled down and overflowed the banks of the river Joshua
and his people then encamped near Jericho, in readiness for
greater wonders to come.
,
.
Three days afterwards the manna ceased. Jehovah s fighting
cocks wanted a more invigorating diet. This time they did not
ask for a change, but the Lord vouchsafed it spontaneously.
All the males, too, were circumcised by God’s orders. This
Jewish rite had been neglected during the forty years’ wandering
in the wilderness, but it was now resumed. From the text it
seems that Joshua circumcised all the males himself. As they
numbered about a million and a half, it must have been a long
iob. Allowing a minute for each amputation, it would in the
natural course of things have taken him about three years to do
them all; but being divinely aided, he finished his task m a single
day. Samson’s jaw-bone was nothing to Joshua’s knife.
Soon after Joshua, being near Jericho, like Balaam’s ass saw
an angel with a drawn sword in his hand. When he had made
obeisance, by falling flat and taking off his shoes, he received
from this heavenly messenger precise instructions as to the
capture of the doomed city.. The Lord’s, way of storming
fortresses is unique in military literature. Said he to Joshua—
“ Ye shall compass the city, all ye men of war, and go round
about the city once. Thus shalt thou do six days. And seven
priests shall bear before the ark seven trumpets of rams’ horns:
and the seventh day ye shall compass the city seven times, and
-the priests shall blow with the trumpets. And it shall come to
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when ye hear the sound of the trumpet, all the people shall shout
with a great shout; and the wall of the city shall fall down flat,
and the people shall ascend up every man straight before him.”
Did ever another general receive such extraordinary in­
structions from his commander-in-chief ? God’s soldiers need
no cannon, or battering rams, or bomb-shells; all they require is
a few rams’ horns and good lungs for shouting.
God’s orders were obeyed. Six days in succession did the
Jews march round the walls of Jericho, no doubt to the great
bewilderment of its inhabitants, who probably wondered why
they didn’t come on, and felt that there was something uncanny
in this roundabout siege. On the seventh day they went round
the city seven times. How tired they must have been! Jericho,
being a capital city, could not have been less than several miles
in circumference. The priests blew with the trumpets, the people
shouted with a great shout, and the walls of Jericho fell flat—
as flat as the simpletons who believe it.
A scene of horror ensued. The Jews “ utterly destroyed all
there was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and
ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.” Only
Rahab and her relatives were spared. The silver, and the gold,
and the vessels of brass and of iron, were put into the Lord's
treasury-—that is, handed over to the priests; and then the city
was burnt with fire. God commanded this, and his chosen people
executed it. Could Jericho have been treated worse if the Devil
himself had planned the fight, and the vilest fiends from hell had
conducted it?
Rahab the harlot, being saved with all her relatives, who were
perhaps as bad as she, dwelt with the Jews ever afterwards.
Whether she continued in her old profession we are unable to
say. But it is certain that the Jews soon after grew very corrupt,
and the Lord’s anger was kindled against them. The first result
of God’s displeasure was that the Jews became demoralised as
warriors. Three thousand of them, who went up against Ai, were
routed, and thirty-six of them were slain. This seems a very
small number, but, as we have already observed, the Jewish
chroniclers were much given to bragging. Their losses were
always very small, and the enemy’s very great.
After this rebuff the Jews funked; their hearts ‘ ‘ melted and
became as water.” Joshua rent his clothes, fell upon his face
before the ark, and remained there until the evening. The
elders of Israel did likewise, and they all put dust on their heads.
To conclude the performance Joshua expostulated with God,
asked him whether he had brought his people over Jordan only
to betray them to their enemies, and expressed a hearty wish
that they had never crossed the river at all.
The Lord told Joshua to get up, as it was no use lying there.
Israel had sinned, and God had determined not to help them
until they had purged themselves. Some one, in fact, had stolen
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Lord that is to the priests, who evidently helped to concoct this
nrettv story Joshua forthwith proceeded to hunt the sinner out.
C meS was very singular. He resolvedto £ —
twelve tribes until the culprit was found, I he tribe ot juuan
was examined first, and luckily in the very first family Acha
was taken,” although we are not told how he was spotted
Achan confessed that he had appropriated of the spoil a_
•Rabvlonish o-arment, and two hundred shekels of ®-iver&gt; .ana a
weta ” f grid of fifty shekels weight,” which he had hidden
under his tent His doom was swift and terrible ; he was stoned
t"^ his body burnt with fire We&gt;maythin^: Mspunish

went severe but we cannot deny his guilt, tie, ^°wevei,
“oTthe only sufferer. Jehovah was not
small quantity of blood. Achan s sons and daug™8 we
stoned with him, and then^bodies
«ne
A^eaFheap’of’stones was raised over their cinders, “jehorah
“ the Lord turned from the fierceness of his anger. Jehovah
acted iustlike the savage old chieftain of a savage tribe
As
irascible tempers do not improve with age
X
9till asnennerv as ever. Yet we are asked to lov ,
&gt; ,
wSshipP ®s brutal being, as the ideal of all that &gt;s merciful,

jUtaed?aWy after Joshua sent thirty thousand menmgainst Ai,
which they took with great ease. All its mhabitan ,
oldest ma? to the youngest babe were '“^red. Tim city
itself was burnt into a desolate heap. The King
reserved to furnish the Jews with a little extra sport, by w^y
dessert to the bloody feast. He was hanged oni a^ntil eve tide when his carcass was taken down and buried under a n ;al
If stoles.” Joshua -‘then built
a tapmto the Lord God of
Israel in Mount Ebal,” who appears to have been mightily we
pleased with the whole business.
_
i a
o-athered all
Joshua’s next exploit was indeed miraculous He gathered
the Jews together, men, womeni, children, and even the,trang,
and read to them all the laws of Moses, wl^XXtliroat must
word. It must have been a long job, and Joshua s ttooa
have been rather dry at the end. But the greatest^o^er is
he made himself heard to three millions of people at1
1
other orator ever addressed so big an audience E1^er“e^e in
were very sharp, or his voice was terribly loud. The people
The front rank must have been nearly stunned with the sound.
Joshua could outroar Bottom the weaver by two or^iee^e’d
The people of Gibeon, by
of irSSeng^± couX
themselves off on Joshua as strangers from a. distantcou t y,
contrived to obtain a league whereby their livee
When their craft was detected they were sentenced to become
hewers of wood and drawers of water to the Jews; m other words,
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Piram king of Jarmuth; Japhia, king of Lachish; and Debim
king of Eglon ; banded themselves together to punish Gibeon
for making peace with the Jews. Joshua went with all his army
to their relief. He fell upon the armies of the five kino-s dis­
comfited them with great slaughter, and chased them along the
way to Beth-horon. As they fled the Lord joined in the hunt.
He cast down great st.ones from heaven upon them ” and killed
a huge number even “more than they whom the children of
Israel slew with the sword.”
When we read that Pan fought witfi the Greeks against the
Persians at Marathon, we must regard it as a fable ; but when
we read that Jehovah fought with the Jews against the five kino-s
at Gibeon we must regard it as historical truth, and if we doubt
it we shall be eternally damned.
Not only did the Lord join in the war-hunt, but Joshua
wrought the greatest miracle on record by causing a stationary
body to stand still. He stopped the sun from “ going down ”
and lengthened out the day for about twelve hours, in order that
the Jews might see to pursue and kill the flying foe “ The sun
stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged
themselves upon their enemies.” What Joshua really stopped
if he stopped anything, was the earth, for its revolution, and not
the motion of the sun, causes the phenomena of day and nio-ht
Science tells , us that the arrest of the earth’s motion would
generate a frightful quantity of heat, enough to cause a general
conflagration. Yet nothing of the kind happened. How is it
too, that no other ancient people has preserved any record of this
marvellous occurrence ? The Egyptians, for instance, carefully
noted-eclipses and such events, but they jotted down no memor­
andum of Joshuas supreme miracle. Why is this? How can
Christians explain it ?
When Jupiter personated Amphytrion, and visited his bride
Alcmena the amorous god lengthened out the night in order toprolong his enjoyment. Why may we not believe this ? Is it
not as credible, and quite as moral, as the Bible story of
Jehovah s lengthening out the day to prolong a massacre ? Were
the Greeks any bigger liars than the Jews ?
It has been suggested that Joshua was so elated with the
victory that he drank more than was good for him, and got in
at k j Str,e that in the evening’lie saw two moons instead of one
Nobody liked to contradict him, but the elders of Israel to’
harmonise their leader’s vision, declared that it comprised’the
sun and the moon, instead of two moons, which were clearly
absurd. The court poet improved on this explanation, and com­
posed the neat little poem which is partially preserved by the
Jewish chronicler, who asks “ Is not this written in the book of
Jas ier.
The waggish laureate Jasher is supposed by some
profane speculators to have got up the whole miracle himself.
The five kings fled with their armies and “hid themselves in
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■with big stones until the pursuit was ended. At last they were
brought out and treated with great ignominy. Their necks were
made footstools of by the captains of Israel, and they were
afterwards hung on trees until the evening, when their carcasses
were flung into the cave. After this highly civilised treatment of
their captives, the Jews took all the capital cities of these five
kings and slew all the inhabitants. Then they desolated the hills
and vales. Joshua “ left none remaining, but utterly destroyed
all that breathed, as the Lord God of Israel commanded.” Hazor
and many other places were also treated in the same way, “ there
was not any left to breathe.”
Jehovah was not, however, able to execute his intentions com­
pletely. The children of Judah could not drive the Jebusites
out of Jerusalem; nor could the children of Manasseh entirely
drive out the Canaanites from their cities. After Joshua’s death,
as we read in the book of Judges, “ the Lord was with Judah,
and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain ; but could not
drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots
of iron.” Iron chariots were too strong for the Almighty! Yet
he managed to take off the wheels of Pharaoh’s chariots at the
Red Sea. Why could he not do the same on this occasion ?
Were the linch-pins too tight or the wheels too heavy?
Joshua died at the ripe old age of a hundred and ten. What­
ever else he may have been, he was certainly one of the gamest
fighting cocks that ever lived. Jehovah never found a better
instrument for his bloody purposes. They buried him at
Timnath-serah. Joseph’s old bones, which Moses brought out
of Egypt, were buried at Shechem. Had they been kept much
longer some Hebrew “old-clo’ man” might have carried them
off and made an honest penny by them.
After Joshua’s death, the tribe of Judah fought against Adonibezek. When they caught him they cut off his thumbs and his
big toes. He acknowledged the justice of his punishment, and
admitted that God had served him just as he had himself served
seventy kings, whose great toes he had cut off, and made them
eat under his table. Kings must have been very plentiful in
those days.
During Joshua’s lifetime the Jews served God, and they kept
pretty straight during the lifetime of the elders who had known
him. But directly these died they went astray; “they forsook
the Lord and worshipped Baal and Ashtaroth.” God punished
them by letting their enemies oppress them. “Nevertheless,”
says the story, “the Lord raised up judges, which delivered
them out of the hand of those that spoiled them. And yet they
would not hearken unto their judges, but they went a whoring
after other gods, and bowed themselves unto them; and they
turned quickly out of the way which their fathers walked in,
obeying the commandments of the Lord; but they did not so.
.... And it came to pass, when the judge was dead, that they
returned and corrupted themselves more than their fathers, in

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following other Gods to serve them, and to bow down unto them;
they ceased not from their own doings, nor from their stubborn
way.”
God’s selection of the Jews as his favorite people does not
seem to reflect much credit on his sagacity. All who came out of
Egypt, except two persons, turned out so badly that they were
pronounced unfit to enter the promised land, and doomed to die
in the wilderness. The new generation who entered Canaan,,
after being circumcised to make them holy; after seeing the
miracles of Jordan and the valley of Ajalon; after having gained
a home by God’s assistance in a land flowing with milk and
honey; this very generation proved worse than their fathers.
The original inhabitants of Canaan, whom they dispossessed,
could hardy have surpassed them in sin and iniquity; and
therefore the ruthless slaughter of their conquest was as un­
reasonable as it was inhuman. So much for “ God’s Thieves in
Canaan.”

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CAIN AND ABEL.
By G. W. FOOTE.
God completed the immense labors described in the first chapter
of Genesis by creating man “in his own image,” after which he
serenely contemplated “ everything that he had made, and,
behold it was very good.” Yet the first woman deceived her
husband the first man was duped, and their first son was a mur­
derer. God could not have looked very far, ahead when he pro­
nounced everything “very good.” It is clear that the original
nair of human beings were very badly made. As the Lord was
obliged to take a rest on the seventh day, it is not unreasonable
to suppose that he was pretty tired on the sixth, and scamped
the work All the sin and suffering in this world is the conse­
quence of man having been the fag-end of creation. If the Lord
had rested on the sixth day and created man on the seventh, how
different things might have been ! The Devil would probably
have done no business in this world, and the population of hell
would be no more now than it was six thousand years ago.
After leaving the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve, having no
fear of Malthus in their hearts, began to “ multiply and replenish
the earth ” When their first child was born, Eve said, “ 1 have
gotten a’man from the Lord,” poor Adam’s share in the
youngster’s advent being quietly ignored. She christened him
Cain a name which comes from a Hebrew root signifying to
acquire. Cain was regarded as an acquisition, and his mother was
very proud of him. The time came when she wished he had
never been born.
. ,
Some time after, but how long is unknown, Eve gave birth to
a second son, called Abel. Josephus explains this name as
meaning grief, but Hebrew scholars at present explain it as mean­
ing nothingness, vanity, frailty. The etymology of Abel’s name
shows conclusively that the story is a myth. Why should Eve
give her second boy so sinister a name ? How could she have so
clearly anticipated his sad fate? Cain’s name has, too, another
significance besides that of “acquisition,” for, as Kalisch points
out it also belongs to the Hebrew verb to strike, and “ signifies
either the man of violence and the sire of murderers, or the
ancestor of the inventors of iron instruments and of weapons of
destruction.”
.
Cain and Abel had to get their own living. Being born after
the Fall they were of course debarred from the felicities of Eden,
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brows, in accordance with God’s wide-reaching curse. Both, so
to speak, were forced to deal in provisions. Abel went in for
meat, and Cain for vegetables. This was an admirable division
of labor, and they ought to have got on very well together; one
finding beef and mutton for dinner, and the other potatoes and
greens. They might even have paid each other handsome compli­
ments across the table. Abel might have said, “ My dear Cain,
these vegetables are first-rate,” and Cain might have replied,
“ My dear Abel, I never tasted a better cut.”
Delitzsch, whose criticisms are huge jokes, frowns on this
picture of fraternal peace. He opines that Cain and Abel were
vegetarians, and never enjoyed a beef-steak or a mutton- chop.
Abel kept only small domestic cattle, such as sheep and goats,
whose woolly skin might be used to cover “their sinful naked­
ness.” The utmost Dtlitzsch allows is that they perhaps drank
milk, which, although animal nutriment, is not obtained through
the destruction of animal life. But, as Colenso observes,
animals were slain for sacrifices, and they may have been killed
also for eating. Besides, even a vegetable diet involves infinite
destruction of minute animal life. On the whole we prefer to
disregard Delitzsch in this matter, and to stand by our pleasant
picture of the two first brothers at dinner.
Their admirable arrangement, however, brought mischief in
the end. It was right enough so far as they were concerned, but
it worked badly in relation to God. They liked a mixed diet,
but the Lord was purely carnivorous and liked all meat. He
devoured Abel’s provisions with great relish, but turned up his
nose at Cain’s vegetables. The mealiest potatoes, the tenderest
green peas, had no charm for him ; and even the leeks, the garlic,
the onions, and the cucumbers, which were afterwards so
beloved by his Jewish favorites, were quite unattractive. In
the language of Scripture, “ Cain brought of the fruit of the
ground an offering unto the Lord. And Abel, he also brought
of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the
Lord had respect unto Abel and to his offering : But unto Cain
and to his offering he had no respect.” Elsewhere in the Bible
we read “ God is no respecter of persons,” but Scripture is full
of contradictions, and such things present no difficulty to the
spirit of faith, which, like hope, “ believeth all things.”
Why was Cain’s offering slighted? The Bible does not tell
us, but many reasons have been advanced by commentators.
The Talmud supposes that Cain did not offer his best produce,
but only the inferior kinds, thus giving God what he did not
require himself, and treating the holy rite of sacrifice as a means
of working off his refuse vegetables. Kalisch waives this theory,
and thinks it probable that Cain’s sin was primarily not against
God, but against man. “ The supposition,” he says, “ is obvious
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contrasted his laborious and toilsome life with the pleasant
hi, brother Abel. With incjant exerton,
tormented by anxiety, and helplessly dependent on the
of the skies he forced a scanty subsistence out ot the woin

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heart He beheld the happiness of his brother with the feelings
an enemy. The joy at the «uooeM ot his own labor, was
embittered by the aspect of Ms brother’s greater
could God look with delight upon an offering which the offerer
himself did not regard with unalloyed satisfaction ? How cou
he eoeonrege by bis applause a man whose heart was poisoned
by the mean and miserable passion of envy f
But all this is gratuitous and far-fetched. Cam yas not
afflicted with so laborious an occupation. Adam supported hi self and Eve and all Cain had to do was to provide himself, and
perhaps Abe’l with vegetables. Nor could Abels occupation
have been light, for flocks and herds require a good deal of
attendance and in those early days they needed vigilant protecSoeagX’t“be ravage, of irild beasts. . Abel’s ta.k.mote have
been quite as heavy as Cain’s. Our opinion is that the Lord
showed his usual caprice, hating whom he would and lovmg
whom he would. Jehovah acted like the savage hero ot M .
browning’s ‘ Caliban on Setebos,” who sprawls on the shore
watching8a line of crabs make for the sea and squashes the
twentieth for mere variety and sport. If Jehovah is ^es
to explain his loves and hates, he answers with Shylock, it is
my whim.” It was his whim to love Jacob and hate Esau, and
it was no doubt his whim to accept Abel’s offering and reject
^Mythologically the acceptance of Abel’s offering and the rejec­
tion of Cat’s are easily intelligible. The principle of samfice
was deeply imbedded in Judaism. Without shedding ofblood
there could be no remission of sin. Under the Levitical law the
duties of the priesthood chiefly consisted in
offerings of the people. It is. therefore, not difficult to unde
stand how the Jewish scribes who wrote or revised the Penta­
teuch after the Babylonish captivity should give thl?
the narrative of Genesis; nor is it hard to conceive that for
centuries before that date the popular tradition had already,
under priestly direction, taken such a color, so as t g
oldest and deepest sanction t &gt; the doctrine of animal sacrifice.
It must also be noticed that Abel, who found favor with God,
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temned, was “ a tiller of the ground.” This accords with the
strongest traditional instincts of the Jews. The Persian religion
decidedly favors agriculture, which it regards as a kind of divine
service. Brahminism and Buddhism countenance it still more
decidedly, and even go to the length of absolutely prohibiting
the slaughter of animals. The Jews, on the other hand, esteemed
the pastoral life as the noblest, and the Hebrew historian very
naturally represented it as protected and consecrated by the
blessing of Jehovah, while agriculture was declared to have
been imposed on man as a punishment. The nomadic origin of
the Jews accounts for their antipathy to that pursuit, which sur­
vived and manifested itself long after they settled in Palestine,
devoted themselves to the cultivation of the soil, and enacted
agrarian laws. They always esteemed agriculturalists as inferior
to shepherds ; men of superior attainments in their histories and
legends rose from pastoral life ; and kings kept their flocks.
David, the man after God’s own heart, and the national hero of
the Jews, was a shepherd, and the Lord came to him while he
was keeping his father’s sheep. Moses was keeping his fatherin-law’s sheep when God appeared to him in the burning bush
at Mount Horeb ; Jacob kept his uncle Laban’s sheep when he
fled from Esau ; and Abraham, the father of the faithful, was
rich in flocks and herds.
To recur to our story. Abel probably enjoyed the conspicuous
mark of divine favors conferred on him. Cain, however, ex­
perienced very different feelings. He “ was very wroth, and his
countenance fell.” Whereupon the Lord somewhat facetiously
asked him what was the matter. “ Why,” said he, “ art thou
wroth ? and why is thy countenance fallen ? If thou doest well,
shalt thou not be accepted ? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth
at the door.” This was all very well, but as a matter of fact
Cain’s offering had already been rejected, and according to the
Bible he had done nothing to deserve such harsh treatment.
The Lord’s final words on this occasion read thus in our
English Bible : “ And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou
shalt, rule over him.” These words are construed as applying to
Cain s mastery over Abel, as the elder brother; but they seem,
quite unmeaning in that connexion ; for Abel left no offspring,
and the prophecy, if such it were, was never fulfilled. Kalisch
throws light on this obscure passage. The Lord, he says, was
referring not to Abel but to Cain’s secret sin, and the passage
should read “And to thee is its desire, but thou shalt rule
over it.”
Cain then “talked with Abel his brother.” Geseniussupposes
that he communicated to him the words of God, and; treats this
as the first step towards a reconciliation. However that maybe,
we hear nothing more of it, for the very next words relate the
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pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose np against Abel
his brother, and slew him.”
Kalisch
This abrupt narrative certainly requires explanatio .
seems to think that Cain went about his work after the inter
view with God, in a better frame of mind; but whilehe.toiled
hard “in the field” he became incensed at the sight ofAbel
loafins under a fine umbrageous tree and calmly watching h
flock Forgetting the divine admonitions, and listening on y
the voice of passion, he madly killed his only brother, and made
himself the first murderer. The Talmud gives several legends
about the hatred between the two brothers. &lt;One imP"tes ^he
ference to Cain’s avarice, another to his ambition, another to his
taXtonlne.., and another to hi. envy and jedony ££
-n1int of Ab. l’s wife. The last of all seems the truest, namely,
S” they differed - in their view, regarding Provide..., th.
moral government of the world, and the efficacy of virtuous
deeds for happiness.” This idea informs Byron s tragedy on the
subject In “ Cain ” the younger brother’s offering is burnt up
with supernatural fire, while the elder’s altar remains unkindled,
whereupon Cain inveigh, again,! God’, partiality
the bloodv sacrifice which finds greater favor than his own
peaeefnl tribute of fruit and flower,. He
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scatter the relic, of Abel’s offering from the altar,
thwarted bv his brother who resists the sacrilege. Abel is teiiea
in the struggle, and Cain, who had no intention of killing him,
flnds himself an actual murderer before his brother s corpse..
We are bound to conclude that the first quarrel in the world,
like nine-tenths of those that have occurred since, was abouJ-re­
ligion. Cain thought God should be worshipped in one way
Abel thought he should be worshipped in another; and they settled
the question, after the manner of religious diputants m all ag
bv the stronger knocking the weaker on the head. In religion
there is no certitude on this side of the grave; if we are&gt; ever
destined to know the truth on that subject we must, die to find
it out We may therefore argue fruitlessly until the day or
judgment. The only effectual way of settling a religious pro­
blem is to settle your opponents.
, , ,
After the murder the Lord paid Cam another visit, and asked
him where Abel was. Cain replied that he was not his brother s
keeper and didn’t know. He does not appear to have thought
Goda particularly well-informed person. Then the Lord s
that Abel’s blood cried unto him from the gr&lt;&gt;und;
now,” he continued, “ art thou cursed from the earth, which
hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother s blood from thy
hand; when thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield
unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be
on the earth. And Cain said unto the Lord, my punishment is
greater than I can bear. Behold, thou hast driven me out this

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day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be
hid, and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth;
and it shall come to pass that every one that fiodeth me shall
slay me. And the Lord said unto him, Therefore whosoever
slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And
the Lord set a mark on Cain, leBtany finding him should kill him.
And Cain went out from the presence of the Lord, and dwelt in
the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.”
Now let us examine this story. Why was Cain so solicitous
about his safety ? Why did he fear that everybody would try to
kill him ? He had slain his brother, and his father and mother
were the only people in the world besides himself and per­
haps his sisters. Kalisch suggests that he apprehended the future
vengeance of mankind when the world grew more populous.
But how, in that case, could a distinctive mark be any pro­
tection ? It would publish his identity to all beholders. Be­
sides, one would suppose that Cain, the first man ever born into the
world, would always be well known without carrying about a
brand like a special wine or a patent edible. And what was the
maik ? Kalisch thinks it was only a villainous expression.
Others think it was the Mongolian type impressed upon the
features of Cain, who became the founder of that great division
of the human race. A negro preacher started a different theory.
When the Lord called out in a loud voice, “ Cain, where is thy
brother Abel,” Cain, who was a black man, like Adam, turned
pale with fear, and never regained his original color. All his
children were pale too; and that, said the preacher, ‘‘accounts
for de white trash you see ebery war in dese days ”
How did Cain manage to go “ out from the presence of the
Lord,” who is everywhere ? Satan does the same thing in
the Book of Job, and Jonah tries to do it later on. Jehovah
was clearly a local as well as a visible God, and not the infinite
spirit of the universe.
Where was the land of Nod situated ? East of Eden, says the
Bible. But nobody knows where Eden was. As we pointed
out in “The Creation Story,” scores of different positions have
been assigned to it. The only yoint of agreement among the
commentators is that it was somewhere. All that can safely be
affirmed, then, is that Nod was east of Somewhere. The name
itself is very appropriate. No douot the Lord was not quite
awake in that locality, and hence we may explain how Cain
managed to go “ out from his presence.”
In this strange land of Nod, Cain “ knew his wife.” Who
was she ? Probably his own sister, but the Bible does not tell
us anything about her. Their first son was called Enoch. Cain
then “ builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the
name of his son, Enoch.” But this is directly opposed to the
curse, “ a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.”

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Delitzsch notices this, and, as usual, seeks to explain it away.
Cain he says, “ in this way set himself against the divine curse,
in order to feel it inwardly so much the more, as outwardly he
seems to have overcome it.” To which we reply—first, that
there is no evidence that Cain felt the curse “ more inwardly
after he built the city ; and, secondly, the idea of a man success­
fully setting himself against an omnipotent curse is a trifle too
absurd for credence or criticism.
Now Adam and Eve, when Cain fled after the murder of Abel,
were left childless, or at least without a Bon. But it was neces­
sary that they should have another, in order that God’s chosen
people the Jews, might, be derived from a purer stock than
Cain’s.’ Accordingly we read that Adam, in his hundred and
thirtieth year, “ begat a son in his own likeness, after his image,
and called his name Seth.” Why was not Cain begotten in the
same way? Had he been so, the cradle of the world might not
have been defiled with the blood of fratricide. Seth being the
image ” of Adam, and Adam “ the image ” of God, Seth and the
Almighty were of course very much alike. He was pious, and
from him were descended the pious patriarchs, including Noah,
from whom was descended Abraham the founder of the Jewish
race. God’s chosen people came of a good stock, although
they turned out such a bad lot.
From Seth to Noah there are ten Patriarchs before the flood.
This is clearly mythological. The Hindus believed in ten great
saints, the offspring of Manu, and in ten different personifica­
tions ’of Vishnu. The Egyptians had ten mighty heroes, the
Chaldeans ten kings before the Flood, the Assyrians ten kings
from Ham to Ninyas, and as many from Japhet to Aram; and
Plato enumerates ten sons of Neptune, as the rulers of his
imaginary Island of Atlantis, submerged by the Deluge.
Cain’s descendants were of course drowned by the Flood, but
they did a great deal more for the world than the descendants
of pious Seth, who seems to have done little else than trust in
God. The Cainites laid the basis of civilisation. One of them
Jabal, founded cattle-keeping; his brother, Jubal, invented
musical instruments; and their half-brother Tubal-cain first
practised smithery. Seth’s descendants had nothing but piety.
Even their morals were no better than those of the Cainites ; for
at the Flood only eight of them were found worthy of preserva­
tion, and they were a poor lot. Noah got beastly drunk after
the waters subsided, and one of his three sons brought a curse
on all his offspring. What then must we think of the rest?
Tuch excellently explains the mythological significance of the
story of Cain and Abel and Seth. “There lies,” he says, “in
this myth the perfectly correct reminiscence, that in the East
ancient nations lived, under whom in very early times culture
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that these could not prejudice the renown of the WesternAsiatics, since the prerogatives, which their descent from the
first-born would secure to them, were done away through God’s
Curse, which lighted on their ancestor Cain. Thus the East is
cut off from the following history, and the thread fastened on,
which carries us on in Genesis, right across through the
nations to the only chosen people of Israel.” The entire history
of the world before the Flood is dismissed in five chapters, and
that from the Flood to Abraham in two more. After that the
mighty antique civilisations are never noticed except so far as
they affect the history of the Jews. The ages of the Patriarchs
also dwindle down from nine centuries in the beginning to
almost the normal longevity in the semi-historical period. Could
anything more conclusively prove the mythical character of the
narrative ?
One of the Patriarchs descended from Seth, namely Enoch,
which singularly enough is also the name of Cain’s eldest son,
never died. We read that “ he was not, for God took him.”
It is about time that the Lord took the whole lot out of his
Word, and gave us a little ancient Azstory instead. We want a
revised Bible in the fullest sense of the word. The old book
needs to be completely rewritten. How thankful we should all
be if the Lord inspired another “Moses” to rectify the errors
and supplement the deficiencies of the first, and to give us scien­
tific truth instead of fanciful myths about the early history of
our race ! But the Lord never inspires anybody to do a useful
piece of work, and our Darwins will therefore have to go on with
their slow and laborious task of making out a history of mankind
from the multitudinous and scattered traces that still survive the
decay of time.

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L 0 T’S

WIFE.

By G. W. FOOTE.
Lot and his family were a queer lot. Their history is one of the
strangest in the whole Bible. They dwelt amongst a people
whose debauchery has become a byword, and in a city which
has given a name to the vilest of unnatural crimes. Lot, his
wife, and their two unmarried daughters, were the only persons
preserved from the terrible fate which Jehovah, in one of his
periodic fits of anger, inflicted upon the famous Cities of the
Plain. They witnessed a signal instance of his ancient method
of dealing with his disobedient children. In the New Testa­
ment, God promises the wicked and the unbelievers everlasting
fire after they are dead ; in the Old Testament, he drowns them
or burns them up in this world. Lot and his family saw the
destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah by “brimstone and fire
from the Lord out of heaven and they, four persons in all, just
half the number that survived the Flood a few centuries before,
were the only ones that escaped. God specially spared them.
Yet Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt for looking back
as she fled from the doomed city, and the old man himself soon
after got drunk and committed incest with his daughters. From
this crime sprang Moab and Ammon, the founders of two nations
who became for many centuries the most implacable enemies of
God’s chosen people.
Why did the Lord spare these four persons? Why did he
not profit by the lesson of the Flood? The eight persons
rescued from drowning in that great catastrophe were infected
with original sin, and the consequence was that the world
peopled from their stock was a great deal worse than the ante­
diluvian world. It would clearly have been better to destroy all
and start absolutely afresh. The eight rescued persons were
apparently just as bad as those who were drowned. So with the
four persons spared at the destruction of Sodom. The people of
that city could hardly have been much worse than Lot and his
children. The Lord appears to have been as stupid in his mercy
as he was brutal in his wrath.
Lot was Abraham's nephew, and evidently came of a bad stock.
The uncle’s evil career will be sketched in our series of “Bible
Heroes.” For the present we content ourselves with the remark
that no good could reasonably be expected from such a family.
Lot’s father was Haran, a son of Terah, and brother to Abraham.
He “ died before his father Terah in the land of his nativity, in
Ur of the Chaldees.” A city was called by his name in the land

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of Canaan, and Terah and the family dwelt there after they left
Ur, until the patriarch died and Abraham was called out from his
kindred to found a new house. The “father of the faithful ”
took his orphaned nephew with him. Lot accompanied his
uncle on the journey to Egypt, where Abraham passed his ■wife
off as his sister, and showed his natural bent by lying right and
left.
Soon afterwards we learn that Abraham and Lot had grown
very rich, the former “in cattle, in silver, and in gold,” and the
■latter in “ flocks, and herds, and tents.” Indeed “ their sub­
stance was so great that they could not dwell together, and there
was strife between the herdmen of Abram’s cattle, and the herd­
men of Lot’s cattle.” Whereupon Abraham said, “ Don’t let us
quarrel within the family, but let us part. You can go where
you like. If you go to the right I’ll go to the left, and if you go
to the left I ll go to the right.” It was necessary to separate
Lot from the fortunes of Abraham, in order that God’s dealings
with the latter might be uninterrupted and his family kept
distinct; and so the Hebrew chronicler very naturally separates
them here, in a manner which reflects great credit on Abraham,
and exhibits him in a most amiable light.
Cunning Lot took full advantage of the offer. He “lifted up
his eyes, and beheld all the plain of Jordan, that it was well
watered everywhere, even as the garden of the Lord.” So they
parted, and Lot “pitched his tent towards Sodom,” whose
inhabitants, says our naive story, “were wicked and sinners
before the Lord exceedingly.” Commentators explain that Lot’s
approach to such a detestable sink of iniquity indicated the
native corruption of his heart, or at least a sad lack of horror at
the sins which made the place stink in the nostrils of God.
In the next chapter we find Lot living in Sodom, although we
are not told when he moved there. Amraphel king of Shinar,
Arioch king of Ellasar, Chedorlaomer king of Elam, and Tidal
“king of nations,” made war with Bera king of Sodom, Birsha
king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, Shemeber king of
Zeboiim, and the “king of Bela, which is Zoar.” A great battle
was fought in the vale of Siddira, which is alleged to be now
covered by the Dead Sea. The four kings were victorious over
the five. The kings of Sodom and Gomorrah fled, and the victors
spoiled their cities, taking with them many captives, among
whom was “Lot, Abram’s brother’s son.” How Abraham went
out with a handful of men, defeated the triumphant forces of the
allied kings, and rescued his nephew, is a pretty little story
which we reserve for our fife of that patriarch. All the other
captives were rescued also, and Lot, returning with his friends,
continued to dwell in Sodom as before.
We hear no more of him for a considerable time. During the
interval Abraham has a child by Hagar. Ishmael, with the rest
of the patriarch’s household, is circumcised. And finally the
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advanced ages, he and Sarah shall yet have a son. What hapnaned during the interview properly belongs to the hie of
Abraham, but we shall here consider so much of it as relates to
^The^Lord °compiained that the sin of Sodom and Gomorrah
was “very grievous,” and said that the great cry of it had
Reached him in heaven. Being much concerned about the r
“ o-oino-s on,” he had resolved to drop down and see for h™self
if they°were really as bad as he suspected. “ If not, said he,
«I will know.” In the Old Testament, God, who knows every­
thing', is always seeking information.
Abraham surmised that the Lord meant to play the devd with
the Sodomites, and he was anxious about Lot who dwelt with
them. So he began a parley. “Now, my Lord, said Abraham
“vou surely don’t mean to destroy indiscriminately; you, the
judge of all the earth, must act on the square. Suppose there
are fifty righteous men in Sodom, won’t you, just for their sake
snare the place?” Knowing that there were nothing like fifty
righteous men in Sodom, the Lord promptly acceded to Abraham s
reouest • so promptly indeed that Abraham smelt a rat, and
SeSkel to drive a^loser bargain So he asked the Lord to
knock off five. “Very well,” was the reply, “ if I find fortyfive righteous men I’ll spare the city.” Abraham was still
suspicious. He knew that Jehovah loved a bit of destruction
and was not easily moved when he had once made up hiss mind,
to indulge himself. So he returned to the charge.
I beg
pardon,” said he, “for troubling you so but dojou mmd
knocking off another ten, and rnakir-,; thirty of it?
Not at
all,” answered the Lord, “ we’ll say thirty.
Abraham felt there
was something wrong. This amiable readiness o o'
thoroughly perplexed him. If the Lord had hagg e ov
thirty, he would have known that there was about that number
of righteous men in the place; but in the actual condition of
affairs, he felt that he had considerably overshot the mark. The
game was very dangerous, but he decided to renew it
My
Lord,” he began, “I’m a dreadful bore, but Im not quite satis­
fied with our contract and should like to re-open it. I don t
wish to be importunate, but you will knock off another ten .
“With all my heart,” replied the Lord, “well say twenty.
Still dissatisfied, Abraham resolved on a final effort. “My good
Lord,” said he, “ this is really the last time of asking. I promise
to bother you no more. Will you knock off another ten.
“All right,” was the reply, “anything to oblige. Well say ten
altogether. If there are so many righteous men in Sodom 1 u
spare it. Good afternoon, Abraham, good afternoon. An
the Lord was off. ' Abraham ruefully watched the retreating
figure, perfectly assured that the Lord had got the best of thebargain, and that he himself had been duped, worsted, and
befooled.
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God did not go to Sodom himself, but sent two angels to-

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inspect it. They reached its gate in the evening, and found Lot
sitting there. In eastern towns the places before the gate are
the appointed localities for meetings ; and in ancient times they
were used for still more extensive purposes. There the judge
pronounced his decisions, and even kings held there occasionally
their courts of justice; there buying and selling went on; the
people assembled there to see each other and hear the news;
and almost all public affairs were transacted there, from religious
worship to the smallest details of civil life. It is not surprising,
therefore, that Lot should be sitting in the gate when the two
strangers arrived at the city. Some commentators have even
conjectured that he went out to meet them; but others object
that this is contradictory to the narrative, which does not exhibit
Lot as recognising the angels, and that it implies “too ideal a
notion of his virtue.” Some have supposed that Lot had attained
to the dignity of a judge, and that he was sitting to act in that
capacity on this occasion; but later circumstances refute this
supposition; for, in the quarrel which ensued, the people of
Sodom reproached him as “ a stranger ” who set himself up as a
judge of their conduct.
Lot advanced to the strangers, greeted them with a profound
bow, addressed them as “my lords,” and asked them to stay
over night at his house, where he would wash their feet, give
them something to eat, and find them a bed. They declined his
frank hospitality, and said they meant to pass the night in the
streets. Kalisch observes, as though he knew all about their
motives, that “it was their intention to try his character, and
to give him an opportunely of showing whether his generosity
was merely a momentary emotion, or had become a settled
feature in his character.” He also dismisses the idea that they
wished to remain in the streets or to study “ the moral
state of the Sodomites,” as they required no such knowledge,
for “they were not only the angels of God, but God himself
acted in them.” But Kalisch should bear in mind that God told
Abraham he was going on purpose to “ see whether they
have done altogether according to the cry of it and that, as
the angels could not know more than God, it was after all
necessary that they should make inquiries. Lot, however,
“ pressed upon them greatly,” and at last they entered his house.
Hethen “made them a. feastf which seems to have consisted of
nothing but unleavened bread. Perhaps the angels, who had
dined heavily with Abraham on veal, butter, and milk, were
afraid of bad dreams, and only wanted a light supper before
going to roost.
They were, not however, destined to enjoy a good night’s
sleep. Before they “lay down,” the men of Sodom “compassed
the house round, both old and young, all the people from every
quarter. And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where
are the men which came in unto thee this night? Bring them
out unto us, that we may know them.”

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of his hand, his wife’s, and his two unmarried daughters’, led'
them outside the city, and said, “ Escape now for thy life; look
not behind thee, neither stay thou in all the plain; escape tothe mountains lest thou be consumed.” Lot did not relish this
prospect of a hard climb. He therefore asked the angels to let
him flee unto the city of Zoar, because it was near and “a littleone.” That is what the servant girl said to her mistress when
she confessed to an illegitimate child, “ please’m, it’s only a very
little one.” She thought that a small illegitimate baby wasn’t
as bad as a big illegitimate baby, and Lot thought that a little
wicked city wasn’t as bad as a big wicked city.
Lot’s request was granted, and he was told to look sharp. He­
inade good speed, and reached Zoar when “the sun was risen.”
“Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah
brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven ; and he over­
threw those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of
the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.” It is a mistake
to suppose that brimstone and fire are characteristic of hell, for
the Lord evidently keeps a large stock of those commoditiesin heaven. Nor must it be supposed that Lot was spared be­
cause he was righteous. He was spared because the Lord “ was
merciful unto him.” His virtues, Kalisch remarks, were not
sufficient for his salvation, which he owed to “the piety of
Abraham.” Abraham may have had “piety” enough to save a
Lot, but he had scarcely “ virtue ” enough to save a mouse.
Kalisch says that “ about the situation of Zoar there remains­
littie doubt.” He identifies it with “the considerable ruins
found in Wady Kerek, on the eastern side of the Dead Sea.”
But he has no such assurance as to the situation of Sodom. Hedeprecates De Saulcy’s assumption, that Sodom is traceable in
the heap of stones found near the Salt Mountain, Udsum; and
adds—“We may hope rather than expect, that authentic ruins
of the four destroyed towns will ever be discovered. Biblical
historians and prophets already speak of them as localities utterly
and tracelessly swept away; and the remark of Josephus, that
‘ shadows ’ of them still existed in his time, is vague and
doubtful.”
In the South of Palestine there is an extraordinary lake of
mysterious origin. It is about thirty-nine miles long, and from
eight to twelve miles broad. It is fed by the river Jordan, and
drained by the evaporation due to a fierce and terrible sun. Its
water is clear and inodorous, but nauseous like a solution of
alum; it causes painful itching and even ulceration on the lips,
and if brought near a wound, or any diseased part, produces a most
excruciating sensation. It contains hydrochloric and sulphuric
acid, and one-fourth of its weight is salt. No fishes live in it;
and according to tradition, which however is not true, birds that
happen to fly over its surface die. Near it is said to grow the
Apple of Sodom, beautiful in appearance, but containing only
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The natives say that at low water they glimpse fragments of
'buildings and pillars rising out of the bottom of the lake. But
-this is only a fancy. Yet beneath the waters of the Dead Sea are
thought to lie the Cities of the Plain. The northern part of the
lake is very deep, the southern part very shallow. The bottom
consists of two separate plains, one elevated, the other depressed.
The latter is by some held to be the original bottom of the lake,
and the former to have been caused by the destruction of Sodom
and Gomorrah. But this also is only a fancy. The bitumen,
which is found in such large quantities in and near the lake, is a
symptom and remnant of the volcanic nature of the region.
. Several lines of earthquake are traced from it in a north-eastern
direction; and it is conjectured that the three lakes, Merom,
Tiberias, and Asphaltites, together with the river Jordan, are
the remaining traces of the huge gulf once filled by the Dead Sea
before the land was lifted by a geological catastrophe. Volcanic
action has caused all the remarkable phsenomena of the district,
which was of immemorial antiquity thousands of years ago;
and the story of the Cities of the Plain is only one of the
legends which ancient peoples associated with every striking
aspect of nature.
Let us recur to Lot. His sons, his married daughters, and
their husbands, perished in the deluge of brimstome and fire.
He and his two unmarried daughters fled to Zoar as fast as their
legs could carry them. But his wife was less fortunate. She
ran behind Lot, and with the natural curiosity of her sex she
looked back on the doomed city. For this violation of the
angels’ orders she was turned into “a pillar of salt.” Some
-commentators try to blink this unpleasant fact by artful transla­
tions ; such as “ she fell into a salt-brook,” or “ she was covered
with a salt crust,” or she was “ like a pillar of salt.” Josephus
pretended to have seen this old woman of salt, but others have
been less lucky, although many travellers and pilgrims have
searched for it as for a sacred relic. But let us not despair
Lot’s wife may yet be discovered and exhibited in the British
Museum.
What became of Lot and his daughters? Fearing to dwell
in Zoar, they left it and “ dwelt in a cave.” The damsels, who
had heard their father offer them to the promiscuous embrace of
a lustful crowd, could not be expected to be very scrupulous in
their conduct. They were alone, without husbands to make them
mothers, and to be childless was a calamity and a reproach; so
they put their heads together and devised a nasty scheme. Two
nights successively they made their father blind drunk, and got
him to commit incest with them. This is very beastly and very
absurd. Lot was old; he was so drunk that he knew nothing of
what happened; yet he got two virgins with child 1 The
porter in “ Macbeth ” would have laughed at such a ridiculous
.story.
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action ; on the contrary, they boasted of their bastards; and the
historian does not utter a word in condemnation of their crime.
Lot was the father of his own grandchildren; his daughters
were the mothers of their own brothers ; and his other children
were destroyed by heavenly brimstone and fire.- Were they not,
as we said at the outset, a queer lot? But the queerest lot was
Lot’s wife. Whatever may be said of the rest of the family, no
one can say that she was not worth her salt, for the Lord
thought she was worth enough to make a pillar. Let us hope
that the old lady will some day be discovered, and that her pillar
of salt may yet, to the confusion of sceptics, stand as a veritable
pillar in the house of God, and there defy the attacks of all the
infidel Samsons, world without end. Amen.

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DANIEL AND THE LIONS.
By G. W. FOOTE.
Daniel is a very important character in the Bible. He plays the
chief part among the Jews during the Babylonish captivity. His
history perhaps is not very instructive, but it is certainly enter­
taining. As for “ The Book of Daniel,” it has beer the cause
of much waste of learning and good paper. Nearly all the prophe­
tical rubbish ever written has been based upon it. It evidently
inspired the book of “ Revelation,” and is thus responsible for
most of the works on that puzzling subject which “either finds a
man cracked or leaves him so.”
Daniel was one of the children brought away from Jerusalem
to Babylon by Nebuchadnezzar. The mighty king meant to have
these Jew boys well fed and well taught, so that at the end of
three years they might “ stand before him. Daniel received the
new name of Belteshazzar, but as that is a huge mouthful
we shall drop it, and call him by his original name. Three
other lads of the same tribe of Judah were his companions.
They are better known by their Chaldean names—Shadrach,
Meshach, and Abednego. As they grew up all four proved un­
common men. Daniel could not be eaten by lions, and the others
were incombustible.
Nebuchadnezzar ordered them meat and wine, but they would
not “ defile ” themselves with these, as they were vegetarians and
teetotallers. By special favor of the prince of the eunuchs, they
were allowed to live on pulse and water, which made them fat and
fair. Daniel, however, appears to have relinquished his dietary
principles in after years, for we find him saying that when he
“ mourned three full weeks ” in the reign of Cyrus, he “ ate no
pleasant bread, neither came flesh nor wine in my mouth.” Pro­
bably his stomach and his mind were carnal together, and he
only recurred to vegetarianism in his fits of piety.
The four children became skilful and learned and wise. Daniel
in particular “had understanding in all visions and dreams.”
That is, he told people what was in their heads better than they
knew it themselves, and explained the meaning of all the curious
ideas that haunted their skulls at night. No doubt he could pre­
dict what would happen if a man dreamt about a dog, an old
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edited an astrologer’s almanack, or a “ Book of Fate,” a copy of
which may yet be brought to light. Daniel was the most know­
ing Jew, but his three friends also were excellent, and the king
“ found them ten times better than all the magicians and astro­
logers that were in all his realm.”
We shall presently give a specimen of Daniel’s skill in that
line, but before doing so, we mean to go to the “apocryphal ”
“ History of Susanna,” which Protestantism has wrested from
the beginning of the “ Book of Daniel.” In the course of this
Romance we shall refer to two other “apocryphal” books—
“ Bel and the Dragon ” and the “ Song of the Three Holy Chil­
dren,” which are quite as good history Daniel, and much better
fun.
In the “ History of Susanna ” Daniel is described as “ a young
youth,” but he turns out an “ old file.” What “ a young youth”
exactly means we are unable to say. It cannot mean a person
“ born young,” for Daniel seems to have come into the world
with his wisdom teeth already cut. Yet it must mean something.
We shall strenuously and earnestly pray for enlightenment on
this point, so that in our next edition we may be able to give
the precise character of “a young youth.” We may also be
able to state how the young may become youths, and how
youths may become young.
Daniel the “young youth,” to use Shakespeare’s words,
“ came to judgment.” Two elders lusted after Susanna, the wife
of Joacim, “ a very fair woman and one that feared the Lord.”
They secreted themselves in the garden, rushed out upon her
when she was alone in her bath, and threatened that if she did
not yield to their desires they would declare that they had
detected her in an intrigue with a young man. But her virtue
was impregnable to their seductions. That scamp, Lord Byron,
says of sweet Donna Julia :
Wedded she was some years, and to a man
Of fifty, and such husbands are in plenty ;
And yet, I think, instead of such a one
’Twere better to have two of five-and-twenty.

How shocking ! But there is perhaps some truth in the French
wit’s remark that Susanna’s virtue might have run more risk
from one young man than two old ones.
These disreputable elders were as bad as their word. They
lied about poor Susanna, and being pious they were of course
believed. She was condemned to death. But just at the critical
moment young Daniel intervened. Taking the elders separately,
he asked each under what tree he saw the paramours “ companying together.” One said a mastick tree, and the other an
holm. This discrepancy convinced everybody of their falsehood,
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that clay forth,” says the story, “ Daniel was had in great repu­
tation in the sight of the people.” If so, he earned it very
cheaply. The two elders must have been fools as great as they
were rogues if they could not rebut his little argument. There
was really nothing in it. They might have answered that a
difference on such a minor point did not vitiate their testimony
as to the main facts. The Jews were thankful for very small
mercies in the shape of wisdom, and anybody with half a head
could get a big reputation in those days.
Nebuchadnezzar “ dreamed dreams, wherewith his spirit was
troubled, and his sleep brake from him.” Perhaps the poor
monarch was overburdened with the cares of empire. Perhaps
he drank bad wine or ate pork for supper. This happened “ in
the second year of his reign.” But there is clearly a mistake in
the date; for Daniel and his friends had been fed and taught
by his orders for three years before he “ communed with them,”
and these bad dreams plagued him after that. This, however,
is a mere nicety of criticism. No pious mind will stumble over
such a trifling difficulty.
Nebuchadnezzar called in all the magicians, astrologers, and
soothsayers, and bade them explain his dream. They answered,
“Tell us the dream, and we will interpret it.” “Nay,” he rejoined,
“ I can’t do that, the thing is gone from me ; you must interpret
the dream, and find it out too. If you succeed I’ll reward you
handsomely, but if you fail I’ll just cut you into mince-meat.
The trembling wizards protested that this was absurd, and that
no king had ever asked the like before. “So much the worse
for you,” roared Nebuchadnezzar; “ what use are you if you can’t
do this ? Don’t I clothe you, house you, and feed you on the fat
of the land? You know I do; and I tell you plainly I want
something for my money. If you can read the future, you can
also read the past. So just tell me my dream straight, or I’ll hang
you all as a set of liars and thieves.”
Here was a pretty pass I Those “ wise men ” were flummuxed.
Whichever way they turned the prospect was black with des­
pair. Wise men ! They were great simpletons. As the king
had forgotten his dream, why did they not invent one, and
unanimously swear that was it? Our modern wizards would
have obliged him, and saved their own bacon, in less than five
minutes.
Nebuchadnezzar grew furious and ordered all the “ wise men ”
to be slain. Daniel and his friends were among the crew. But
before the royal decree could be executed the four young Jews
put their heads together, and the “ young youth” went to the
king and told him his dream and its interpretation. The Lord
God of Israel helped him at the pinch, and revealed to him
what all the gods of Babylon could not or would not reveal to
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worshipped Daniel; told him that his God was a God of gods,
yards taller than all the rest; gave him many great gifts, and
made him “ ruler over the whole province of Babylon, and chief
of the governors over all the wise men.” “Good!” thought
Daniel, “ this business pays.” Neither were his three friends
neglected; they were “set over the affairs of the province of
Babylon.”
Nebuchadnezzar’s dream was about a great image, and soon
afterwards he tried to realise it. He made an image of gold,
sixty cubits high and six cubits broad, and set it up in the
plain of Dura. But this colossus could not have been solid gold.
We have no doubt it was a gilded affair, like the statue of
Prince Albert in Kensington Gardens, which we owe to the
wifely affection and exquisite taste of our noble queen; all
glitter and dazzle outside and worthless within, after the fashion
of most monarchs in this priest-ridden and king-deluded world.
Having set up his big toy, Nebuchadnezzar gave a monster
concert, and invited all the nobs and swells. All the various
peoples of Babylon—natives, immigrants and captives—flocked
out to see the show; and at the herald’s proclamation, every­
body fell down and “ worshipped the golden image.”
Nebuchadnezzar was delighted. He was not only a great king
but he had actually made a god. Yet his pleasure was soon
damped by “ certain Chaldeans ” who came and informed him
that three scurvy Jews—Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego—
would neither serve his gods nor worship his image. Full of
rage and fury, he had the trio brought before him, and told
them that if they would not serve “ his gods ” and worship “ his
image” he would roast them alive. “ And,” said he, “I should
just like to see the God that will deliver you out of my hands.”
They replied that they had a God of their own, a iirst-class
Jewish God, warranted sound in every respect, and they meant
to stick to him. “ Very well,” said he, “ then into the oven you
go.”
What silliness! Only a short time before the king praised
Daniel’s God as the mightiest and the best, and now he con­
demns three Jews for worshipping him! Either Nebuchad­
nezzar or the scribe who wrote this romance must have had a
very short memory.
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego were bound in full dress,
and flung into a “ burning fiery furnace ” made seven times
hotter than usual. According to the “ Song of the Three
Children,” rosin, pitch, tow, and small wood were used as fuel;
and the flames streamed forth forty-nine cubits so that lots of
the Chaldeans were burnt. Our “Book of Daniel” says that
“ the flame slew those men who took up ” the three Jews. But
to the intended victims it was rare fun. They were incombustible
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they would just have gone up and warmed their hands at the
fireplace.
The Apocryphal book states that the angel of the Lord came
•down to keep them company, and blew the flames away with “ a
moist whistling wind ; ” and they all four sang a song of praise
to God forty-one verses in length. Nebuchadnezzar was
astonished. He had cast in three men bound, and lo! four
walked about loose, the last being “ like the son of God.” He
shouted to them to come forth, and it was found that not a hair
of their heads nor a thread of their clothes was singed. Then
Nebuchadnezzar said “ blessed be the God of Shadrach, Meshach
and Abednego ; there’s no God like him; and if any persons
speak amiss against him I’ll cut them in pieces and make their
houses a dunghill.” It will thus be seen that belief in the Jew
■God did not tame the king’s ferocity nor make him tolerant.
Belief in the Jew God never had that effect on anybody, and
never will.
Nebuchadnezzar the king, whose wits appear to have been
disposed to wool-gathering, dreamed again. He assembled once
more the magicians, the astrologers and the soothsayers; but
although this time he told them his dream, they could not
interpret it. Why did he not send straight for Daniel ? Because
the man who wrote this story was a Jew, and his object was to
show how the Lord’s prophet could succeed after all the “wise
men ” of Babylon had failed.
“But at the last,” of course, “Daniel came in,” and he ex­
plained the king’s dream. The idea that a dream was not
prophetic never crossed their minds. God’s servants, like their
superstitious neighbors, never doubted that the future lay folded
up in night-visions. The only thing doubtful was how to
interpret them.
The interpretation of Nebuchadnezzar’s dream was that he
should be driven from men and dwell with the beasts of the field,
eating grass with them, until he recognised and humbled him­
self before the most High. And all this came to pass. At the
end of twelve months, as the king gloried in his greatness, a
voice from heaven announced that his kingdom had departed
from him ; and the same hour “he was driven from men, and did
eat grass as oxen, and his body was wet with the dew of heaven,
till his hairs were grown like eagles’ feathers, and his nails like
birds’ claws.”
Now we take it that poor Nebuchadnezzar simply went mad,
and wandered about like other oriental lunatics, playing all sorts
of pranks. This view is borne out by his own statement soon
after—“ Mine understanding returned unto me.” He was crazed
like our George III.; and the Jews, when they returned from
captivity in Babylon, made out that their God turned him loose
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Nebuchadnezzar recovered and died in the purple. He was
succeeded by Belshazzar, who also brought misery on himself
by insulting the Jew God. One night, at a great feast which he
gave to a thousand of his lords, he ordered out the golden and
silver vessels that his father had taken from the temple in Jeru­
salem. This awful sacrilege was swiftly punished. A super­
natural hand wrote on the wall of the banquet chamber the
mystic words—Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin. Dreadfully
alarmed, the king called for the “wise men” to explain the
writing, but they could not understand it. Of course not; else
what was the use of the great Jewish wizard ? Daniel solved the
riddle. His explanation was not flattering to Belshazzar. It was
that he had been weighed and found wanting, and that God had
given his kingdom to the Medes and Persians. And “in that
night was Belshazzar the king of the Chaldeans slain, and Darius
the Median took the kingdom.” What a wonderful prophecy!'
But it appears very simple when we know that it came after the
event. The “Book of Daniel ” was concocted by Jewish scribes
at a much later period, in order to glorify themselves at the
expense of their old captors, and to exalt the majesty of theirown God.
Change of empire did not affect Daniel. He might have
sung
“For kings may come and kings may go
But I go on for ever.”
Darius set over the kingdom a hundred and twenty princes, and
over these three presidents, of whom Daniel was first. This pre­
ference rankled in their hearts, and they resolved to “burke ’’him
by some means. Accordingly they devised a nice little scheme to
ruin him. But they reckoned without their host, or rather with­
out the Lord of hosts.
They got the king to sign a decree, “ according to the law of
the Medes and Persians which altereth not,” that whoevershould ask a petition of any god or man, save of the king, for
thirty days, should be cast into the den of lions. Then they
went and caught Daniel on his marrow-bones supplicating his
god, and reported it to the king, at the same time demandingthat he should be lawfully punished. Darius was sore dis­
pleased ; he was fond of Daniel; and he labored to save him
until sunset. But his efforts were all in vain. Like Shylock,
the statesman of Babylon “stood for law” and would have it~
So .Daniel was cast into the den of lions. Poor Daniel I But
wait awhile. Heroes don’t die in that fashion.
While Daniel and the lions are settling matters, let us statethat the apocryphal “ History of Bel and the Dragon” gives a
different account of the enmity of these Chaldeans. Daniel, it
appears, had played the devil with their god Bel and his priests.
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measures of fine flour, and forty sheep, and six vessels of wine.’'
The king (who is Cyrus here) one day asked Daniel why he did
not worship Bel, who was a living god, for see. said the king,
“ how much he eateth and drinketh every day.” Daniel answered
that the provisions were really consumed by the seventy priests
and their families. Then the king determined to test the
question. The meat and wine were set in the temple and the
door was sealed. But the priests had “ a privy entrance ” under
the table, and they laughed to themselves. Daniel, however,
soon made them laugh on the other side ot their mouths; for he
strewed ashes over the floor, and in the morning the footsteps of
men, women, and children betrayed the fraud. The king slew
the priests, and Daniel demolished Bel and his temple.
That was bad enough. But Daniel did still worse. He under­
took to slay without sword or staff a great dragon which the
Babylonians worshipped. Taking pitch and fat and hair he “did
seethe them together, and made lumps thereof; this he put in the
dragon’s mouth, and so the dragon burst in sunder ”—we sup­
pose with disappointment and spite. This was more than the
Babylonians could stand. They told the king he was become a
Jew, and threatened to destroy him and his house if he did not
hand Daniel over. The king, being afraid, let them have their
way; and they “ cast him into the lion’s den, where he was six
days.” During all that time, the lions were starved in order
that they might devour the meddlesome Jew.
But if the lions starved, Daniel didn’t. There was a prophet
in Jewry, called Habbacuc, who was carrying some pottage out to
his reapers in the field, when an angel of the Lord appeared and
told him to take it to Babylon and give it to Daniel. “ Baby­
lon ! ” said Habbacuc, “ I never saw it, and I don’t know where
the den is.” Whereupon the angel caught him by the hair and
sailed off with him to Babylon. What a comfortable way to
travel! We should just like to see some modern prophet, say
Mr. Spurgeon, do a thousand miles in that style. • What would
the angel have done if Habbacuc had been bald ? And how did
the half-scalped prophet get the pottage into the den ? If the
lions respected Daniel, they might show him less courtesy; and
while Daniel was dining off the pottage they might dine off
Habbacuc. However, it was done, and Daniel cleaned out the
bowl. Then the angel lugged Habbacuc back to Jewry, no doubt
clasping the bowl, which was very likely used afterwards for col­
lections instead of Habbacuc’s hat.
“ Bel and the Dragon ” says that the king came on the seventh
day to bewail Daniel, and found him still alive and flourishing.
But our Bible says that he went the very next morning. The
Lord had saved him by shutting the lions’ mouths; not with
good meat, but with lockjaw. These poor animals were the real
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nice well-fed prophet and couldn’t open their teeth for a bite I
Daniel was fished or forked out; and as the king thought the lions
wanted feeding, he threw in Daniel’s accusers. Perhaps they
deserved it, but their wives and children were thrown in too ;
and, although Daniel was such a pious fellow, he never observed
anything improper in this treatment of innocent people.
To finish the pretty drama, the king “ wrote unto all people,
nations, and languages, that dwell in all the earth (what a
stretch 1) commanding them to “ tremble and fear before the God.
of Daniel,” as though he ran a god of his own. Neither God’s
prophets nor heathen kings ever thought the people had any
rights. They just ordered them about like dogs, one day com­
manding them to worship this god, and the next day another,,
until the people didn’t care a cent which it was.
After these adventures, Daniel, who was so good at interpret­
ing dreams, took to dreaming himself. “ The visions of my
head,” he says, “ troubled me.” The fact is he was old and in
his dotage, like nearly all the learned divines who have wasted
their time over his fancies. Once he “ fainted and was sick cer­
tain days.” Another time he was in a deep sleep on his face,
and a mysterious hand plucked him up and set him on all-fours.
He was evidently graduating fast for a lunatic asylum, and we
have no doubt that he died as insane as any prophet could wish
to be.
What became of his incombustible friends we are not told, so
all are free to guess, for our part, we believe they went into the
stoking business down below, as they were well able to stand the
heat; and if any Christian denies this we defy him to disprove it.
Here endeth the true story of Daniel and the Lions. Let us
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THE JEW JUDGES.
By G. W. FOOTE.
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The Jews were never a happy family. They were nearly always
fighting other people or each other. Whenever their chroniclers
say “ there was peace in the land ” for a few years, they seem to
regard it as an extraordinary occurrence. But the Lord is
largely to blame for this. He selected the Jews from among all
the peoples of the world, and had extensive and almost exclusive
dealings with them. Yet he never managed to civilise them,
although he could easily have done so ; for the power which
produced the universe out of nothing was surely capable of
reforming a few of the inhabitants of this little world. The
natural consequence of this neglect was that when the Lord sent
them his only begotten and dearly beloved son, they crucified
him right away.
After the death of that wonderful fighting-cock, Joshua, the
chosen people forsook the Lord and worshipped other gods.
They knew that he was very jealous, and that he was able to
torture and kill them if he liked, yet they were utterly careless
whether they pleased him or not. The Bible explains this by
saying that they were stubborn and stiff-necked. That is, they
were jackasses, who might have taken lessons in sensible be­
havior from Balaam’s “moke.” Why then did not the Lord
choose a wiser nation ?
The Jews “ forsook the Lord and worshipped Baal and Ash taroth.” Baal was identical with Bel of the Babylonians and
with Moloch, although in the course of time he improved and
became, as Soury says, “ no longer the god of destruction and
death in nature, but the father of life, the supreme dispenser of
light and heat, the principle and cause of the renewing which
yearly clothes the earth with luxuriant vegetation.” This Baal
is evidently the sun. Ashtaroth was the feminine deity, better
known as Astarte. She was the goddess of voluptuousness and
fecundity, as Baal was of virility and strength. Their worship
included the most incredible lasciviousness, and it is not wonder­
ful that an amorous people like the Jews should turn their backs
on the stern Iahveh, and court the softer deities of Syria.
Their bacchic strains at midnight in the sacred groves were
better than the horrid skrieks of human sacrifice, and the fever
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But if the Lord thought otherwise, why did he not take pre­
cautions against their natural tendency? He clearly foresaw all
the mischief, for he purposely left in the promised lancl “ five
lords of the Philistines, and all the Canaanites, and the Sidonians,
and the Hivites that dwelt in Mount Lebanon in order that
his chosen people might in the first place be tempted, and
in the second place be punished when they went astray.
These were left “to prove Israel, whether they would hearken
unto the commandments of the Lord,” as well as “to teach
them war, at the least such as before knew nothing thereof.’’
'Ihis strikes the carnal mind as simply infamous. Why
did not the Lord give them entire possession, so that they
might have lived in peace with their neighbors, and in pious
obedience to him ? The only answer is that he loved war and
bloodshed, and looked forward to plenty of fine sport in that
line.
The children of Israel, we are told, intermarried with the
•Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites.
This displeased the Lord. He wanted to keep a pure stock, like
a good breeder. He knew that crossing would make them too
human for his purpose. He objected to the spoiling of Abra­
ham’s blood, which, like that of Pope’s hero, “had rolled through
rascals ever since the flood.”
But Israel did still worse. They “ served Baalim and the
groves.” This was an unpardonable sin. The Lord hated com­
petition. He knew there was little chance for him in the open
god-market, where people paid their money and took their
choice, and he was resolved to retain the Jews by hook or by
crook so that he might boast of having a people of his own. He
had brought them out of Egypt with a high hand, had helped
them to overcome all their enemies, had worked any number of
miracles for them, and had actually sent them down vast
•quantities of “ angels’ food” from his celestial larder. And now
they disowned him altogether. What god could be expected to
stand such scurvy treatment?
So “ the anger of the Lord was hot against Israel, and he sold
them into the hand of Chushan-rishathaim, king of Mesopotamia;
and the children of Israel served Chushan-rishathaim eight years.”
What a neat phrase I The Lord sold them. That does not
mean that he took money from the king of Mesopotamia and
handed them over like a flock of sheep at so much a head. It
means that the Lord, who had promised to preserve them a
mighty nation, and to let them live for ever on the fat of the
land, allowed the foreigner to oppress them and make them
half-starved slaves ; thus selling them meanly and detestably, as
the gods always have sold those who were weak and foolish
enough to trust them.
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Othniel, the son of Kenaz, •whom the Lord “raised up” for the
purpose. The spirit of the. Lord came upon him, and he judged
Israel, and the land had rest forty years.
But the good men of Israel went wrong again after his death,
and the Lord “ strengthened Eglon the king of Moab ” against
them. He “ went and smote Israel, and possessed himself of
the city of palm trees ” devoted to the worship of Baal and Ashtaroth. And the unfortunate Jews served him eighteen years.
In their distress they cried unto the Lord, who heard their
prayers, and raised them up another deliverer in “ Ehud the son
of Gera, a Benjamite, a man left handed.” Ehud was left handed
in more senses than one. He “ delivered ” Israel by assassina­
tion. After preparing a big two-edged dagger, which he con­
cealed under his clothes, he paid a visit to the king. Under
pretence of offering a present, and of having some secret news to
communicate, he obtained a private interview, and stabbed poor
Eglon, who was a very fat man, in the stomach, so that the
dagger stopped in and his bowels came out. This little perform­
ance being safely completed, Ehud made off. He then gathered
the Israelites together and fell on the soldiers of Moab, all of
whom were put to death. They were ten thousand in all, and
“ not a man escaped.”
What a pretty story 1 Ten thousand Moabitish soldiers had
sufficed to keep in subjection for eighteen years a people number­
ing more than three millions and with at least six hundred thou­
sand men of arms I It could not be done even now when trained
soldiers with rifles have such immense advantage over undisci­
plined and ill-armed multitudes; and how much less could it have
been done when the weapons and methods of warfare were rude,
when men fought mostly hand to hand, and one man was just as
good as another.
Ehud assassinated Eglon for ruling over the Jews, and as the
Lord raised him up “ a deliverer,” while the narrative seems to
approve his conduct, we must conclude that in those days the
Lord sanctioned such an act. Assassination of obstructive
monarchs is, therefore, according to Scripture, a virtuous deed.
How do the clergy reconcile this with their talk about Freethought brandishing the regicidal steel?
After the disembowelling of poor fat-bellied Eglon “theland
had rest fourscore years.” So the third chapter of Judges should
have ended. But some later Jewish scribe has tacked on another
verse about “ Shamgar the son of Anath, which slew of the
Philistines six hundred men with an ox goad.” Like the peace
of God, this passes all understanding. The Philistines must
have taken a long time to kill, unless they stood in single file for
the J ewish warrior to spear them one by one. Shagmar was a
tough fellow, his ox goad was tough, the whole story is tough,
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After the death of Ehud “the children of Israel again did
evil in the sight of the Lord,” who once more “ sold them ” to
Jabin, King of Canaan. This monarch “mightily oppressed
them,” for he had nine hundred chariots of iron. How many
soldiers he had we are not told. But unless they were a vast
host, it is difficult to understand how he could mightily oppress
a nation as populous as Scotland is now, and nearly as populous
as England was in the reign of Elizabeth. Our surprise at
Jabin’s mighty oppression of Israel is increased when we read
that his iron chariots, his army, and his great captain Sisera,
were all overcome by Barak and ten thousand Jews!
It was a woman that stirred Israel up to fight. She was
called Deborah. Her husband was one Lapidoth. No doubt he
was merely a necessary appendage to his wife who ruled the roost.
Deborah was a prophetess, and she “judged Israel at that time.”
She “ dwelt under the palm tree of Deborah between
Ramah and Beth-el in Mount Ephraim; and the children of
Israel came up to her for judgment.” This is very significant.
Deborah was clearly a Sibyl, who told fortunes and revealed the
secrets of futurity. People who practise that business now are
sent to jail, but in ancient times they were honored and trusted.
This Jewish prophetess uttered her oracles under a palm-tree,
the reason being that groves were dedicated to religious worship,
and the rustling of tree-tops was deemed the whispered revela­
tions of divinity. There can be little douht that Deborah kept
a sacred grove, and that her oracles were nothing but wind.
At her instigation Barak, the son of Abinoam, collected ten
thousand men to fight Jabin; and Sisera gathered together all
his iron chariots and all his warriors to put down the impudent
rebel. But the Lord fought for Israel, as Pan fought for the
Greeks at Marathon, and the result was that the Canaanites were
utterly discomfited. Every man of them fell under the swords
of the Jews, except Sisera himself, who alighted from his chariot
and fled.
There was a Kenite called Heber, of the children of Hohab the
father-in-law of Moses, who had a wife named Jael. This
woman was a crafty wretch, and she settled Sisera’s hash with
all the cunning of her kind. She invited him into her tent, gave
him some milk to drink, covered him up with a mantle, and
advised him to go to sleep. “ My husband and your king Jabin,”
said she, “ are very good friends, and I will shelter you from the
Jews, if they come and ask after you, I’ll say you are not here,
and I’ll stand in the door of the tent to keep anybody from look­
ing in. Now, my dear sir, you may sleep in safety. Trust to
me, and I’ll see that all is right. Shut your eyes and have a
good nap.” Poor Sisera did so. And when he was sound
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Then she went out to meet Barak. “ Good day,” said she,
■“you seem very eager, whom are you looking for?” “Why
Sisera, to be sure; has he passed this way?” “ Oh dear no,
he’s in my tent, sound asleep: just come and see.” So they went
in, and there lay Sisera in the sleep of death.
That is how the Lord fights. With him all is fair in war.
He smiles on assassination and treachery between allies. His
prophetess Deborah and his general Barak sang a long duet over
their victory, in which they said “ Blessed above women shall
Jael the wife of Heber the Kenite be.” Blessed, forsooth 1 A
woman who violates the sacred laws of hospitality, inveigles a
hunted man into her tent, pretends old friendship for him, lulls
■him into a false security with her deceit, and then treacherously
murders him, is a fit mate for the Devil.
Jabin was soon disposed of after the murder of Sisera, and
Israel had rest another forty years. But they went wrong
^again, and the Lord “ delivered them into the hand of Midian
seven years.”
Now if the reader will turn to the thirty-first chapter of
Numbers he will find that the Midianites were utterly destroyed
by the Jews u*der Moses. Their cities were burnt; all the
males, the married women and the children were slain; and the
young virgins reserved for a worse fate. Yet here are the
Midianites again, stronger than ever, and able to oppress the
Jews for seven years!
These fatherless and motherless Midianites, who apparently
sprang from the ground or dropped down from the skies, played
the very devil with the Jews, stealing their harvests, and driving
them into dens and caves, so that they once more “ cried unto
the Lord ” for help.
Then the Lord sent down an angel, who took up his residence
under an oak tree. Having secured lodgings, he visited Gideon
the son of Joash, whom he found threshing wheat on the sly to
■cheat the Midianites. He accosted him very abruptly but very
cunningly, calling him a “ mighty man of valour,” and saying “ the
Lord is with thee.” Now Gideon, although he was hiding him­
self from the enemy, took the personal compliment with the
greatest complacency. But he scouted the idea of the Lord being
with the &lt; &gt;ws. “Nay, nay,” said he, “that’s a trifle too thin.
How can the Lord be with us while he leaves us in this mess ?
The Lord indeed 1 Where is he? What has become of him?
Our fathers used to talk about his miracles. We have never seen
one. No doubt it was all a joke.” Then the angel “looked
upon him,” as much as to say “Oh Gideon, Gideon!” And
opening his holy lips he said “thou shalt save Israel from the
Midianites.” “ Come, now,” said Gideon, “ that’s a good one.
What’s the use of talking such nonsense to a poor fellow like
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do it.” But Gideon, like every other Jew, was a canny person^
and he required a sign to warrant the angel’s statement. He put
some flesh and unleavened cakes on a rock, and drenched them
with broth; whereupon the angel brought fire up out of the rock
which burnt them up. That settled it. He was an angel.
But before Gideon would assault the Midianites he demanded
another sign. He laid a fleece of wool on the ground, and in the
morning it was wet with dew while all the ground was dry. Thatmiracle, however, did not suffice him. So the next night he
spread the fleece again, and in the morning it was dry while all'
the ground was wet.
That fleece ought to have been preserved like the blood of
Saint Januarius in the bottle at Naples. And just as the con­
gealed blood liquefies once a year under the hand of the priests,
we have no doubt the fleece would still exhibit its miraculouscharacter. Unfortunately it is lost. The priests fleece their
pious sheep, but they never show them anything so wonderful as
Gideon’s fleece.
Gideon gathered together a decent little army, but this dis­
pleased the Lord. “No,” said he, “that won’t do. If you
defeat the Midianites with such an army, the Jews will boast
that they have won the victory themselves. Now I want the
glory myself, and I mean to let everybody see that I am run­
ning this campaign. So please send away a lot of your men.”
Obedient Gideon dismissed twenty-two thousand, and retained
only ten thousand. “That’s still too many,” said the Lord;,
“just take them down to the water to drink; those who stoop
down to drink you may send home, but those who lap the water
like a dog you may keep.” Only three hundred passed in this
examination.
^Gideon and the doggish three hundred went up against the
Midianitish army, which was exceedingly numerous, like grass­
hoppers or the sand by the sea shore. Each of them carried a
lamp in a pitcher. When they drew near the enemy they broke
the pitchers and flourished the lamps in their left hand, while
with their right hands they blew their trumpets. The Midianites
were scared and thrown into great disorder. They fought each*
other by mistake and then fled, the Jews pursuing them with
great slaughter, and bringing back to Gideon as trophies of
victory the heads of two princes. Jehovah’s prize-fighters were
not very refined. Imagine the French beating the Germans and
bringing the heads of Bismarck and Moltke to Paris ! Even the
French “ infidels ” would scarcely do that, but God’s favoritesthought it a glorious part of war, and he never taught them
better.
Having killed 100,000 Midianites, Gideon went on with histhree hundred men, defeated another army of fifteen thousand,,
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prowess could be oppressed repeatedly, and for years together,
by their neighbors?
The Jews then desired Gideon to rule over them, but he knew
Them too well and declined the honor. He requested instead
seven hundred shekels of gold and other precious spoil of war.
With a portion of his treasure Gideon made an ephod, and put
it in his own city, Ophrah; and “ all Israel went a whoring after
it.” That is, they went after other gods as soon as they had got
■all they wanted from the Lord.
The land had now another rest of forty , years 1 Why forty
•each time ? Because that was a sacred number, and we are not
reading history but romance.
Gideon lived to a good old age and left a numerous family.
He had seventy sons and perhaps as many daughters. Like all
God’s favorites he was a thorough-going polygamist. He had
“ many wives ” and at least one “ concubine.” No doubt with
the wealth and the women he had a fine time.
As soon as he was dead, the Jews “went a whoring after
Baalim.” Abimelech, the son of Gideon by his concubine, put
his seventy brothers to death and ruled over Israel for three
years, until in one of his wars a woman broke his skull with
a millstone and let daylight into his silly brains.
He was followed by Tola, who judged Israel twenty-three
years ; after whom came Jair, who judged for twenty-two years,
and who had thirty sons who “ rode on thirty ass colts.” They
•and their sisters, with the old man and his wives, must have
made a nice little tea-party.
When he died, the Jews “went it blind.” They worshipped
•all the gods of all their neighbors with the utmost impartiality;
which provoked the Lord so that he let the Philistines and the
Ammonites oppress them until they repented, when he raised
them up a deliverer in Jephthah the Gileadite, a great fighting
man and the son of a harlot. Before going out to fight the
Ammonites, he vowed that on his return he would offer up to
the Lord as a burnt offering the first thing that came out of his
own doors. The Ammonites were smitten with immense slaughter,
and Jephthah returned to Mizpeh. His only daughter, who knew
nothing of his vow, came out to meet him with dance and song.
The pious father was very sorry, but he kept his promise to
God, and after allowing his daughter two months to bewail her
virginity, he “ did with her according to his vow.”
This tragedy being finished, Jephthah and the Gileadites
quarreled and fought with their brethren of the tribe of
Ephraim, and slew forty-two thousand of them. This man of
blood judged Israel six years. He was succeeded by Ibzan,
who judged for seven years ; Elon, ten years; and Abdon, eight
years. All recorded of them besides is that they had plenty of
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the valiant, the wonderful, whose career we reserve fora separate
number of this Series.
In the seventeenth chapter of Judges we come to the Levite,
whose concubine was so horribly abused. He became priest to
one Micah, a fellow who robbed his mother, got wealthy, set up
gods for himself and kept his own parson. But the Danites stole
the Levite and made him their priest. Clericals appear to have
been scarce then. Now-a-days the market is glutted with them.
This Levite had a concubine who played him false and left him,
He fetched her back, and on his way home he stayed a night at
Gibeah, which was inhabited by Benjamites. Just as in the case
of Lot’s visitors, the people come to the Levite’s host and
demanded his guest. The old man quietly refused, but offered
them instead his own daughter (a maiden) and the Levite’s con­
cubine, whom they might abuse as much as they pleased. In the
end, the poor concubine was thrust out to the lustful crowd, and
so brutally treated by them that in the morning she lay dead at
the door. Then the Levite cut her up into twelve pieces and
sent one to each of the tribes of Israel, who assembled and,
after severe loss to themselves, so punished the Benjamites that
only six hundred out of twenty-six thousand escaped.
What a horrible story ! Yet this record of unnatural passion,
brutal lust, and awful bloodshed is part of God’s Word, and
is put into the hands of children to make them pure and kind
and good!
The fugitive Benjamites had no wives, and it seemed that one
tribe would utterly perish. But they soon received the gift cf
four hundred virgins who were spared in a religious massacre at
Jabesh-gilead; and not long after they stole a lot of the
daughters of Shiloh while they were merrymaking. The rape of
the Sabines is of course mythical, but this is veritable history,
and all who doubt it will be damned. The fact is, we have here
a trace of that old system of wife-stealing so prevalent amongst
savages. God’s chosen people were ignorant, superstitious,
idolatrous, lustful, and cruel; while their judges were no more
than savage chieftains, whose noblest virtue was physical
courage, and their highest happiness the possession of many
wives and the procreation of many children. The Zulus are
just as civilised as they were; yet how Christians would laugh
if they were told that God had chosen the Zulus to be the re­
cipients of his messages to the world, and the ultimate producers
of the universal Messiah.

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�BIBLE ROMANCES-XV.

SAINT JOHN’S NIGHTMARE.
By G. W. FOOTE.
Let me hope, dear reader, that your head is strong and sound ;
I Q
for we now approach that great subject, the interpretation of
&lt;
the Apocalypse, which,, as Bishop South said, generally finds a 5^ I
man cracked or leaves him so. It has occupied the attention of
thousands of crazy enthusiasts, and has- occasioned the writing
of a whole library of books, which are a monument of learned
imbecility. While the world has unconcernedly pursued its
business and pleasure, a host of demented Christians have tried
to foretell the course of events from a study of one of the
maddest productions of the human brain. All their predictions
have been falsified, but the prophets are never discouraged, and
they begin their vaticinations with renewed confidence after
every fresh exposure.
,S
The Apocalypse forms a fit end to the Christian scriptures f 0
$ ) “ for-as the book of Genesis commences the Bible by outraging
. L, science,ithe book of Revelation concludes it by defying common• sense. ^No-better title could be devised for it. than Saint Johnr’s 1
-Nightmare. It is the work of some early Jew-Christian, whose
brain was addled with superstition, his heart inflamed by the
sufferings of his co-religionists, and his imagination excited by
the delusion of the immediate second coming of Christ.
There is a cause for everything, including lunacy. How came
John to suffer from nightmare ? The easiest supposition is that
he ate a pork supper, but this is excluded by the fact that he
was a Jew. A careful perusal of the Apocalypse discovers the
correct answer. John had imitated, and even excelled, a curious
feat of the prophet Ezekiel. That heady Jew, in order to
qualify himself for the business of prophecy, ate a roll; and John,
for the same purpose, ate a loaf. This language must, however,
be taken figuratively. Ezekiel’s roll was of parchment, and
John’s loaf was a book of the same material. In both cases the
food was “in the mouth sweet as honey;” but in John’s case he
himself says “ as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter ;”
and we should judge that Ezekiel’s luncheon had much the same
.»
effect, as he certainly behaved like a man with a bad-bellyache.
Now a parchment book is a pretty tough meal, enough to cause
indigestion in the stoutest stomach, and so we ea» understand $
the origin of Saint John’s Nightmare.
The authorship of Revelation has been much discussed.
Luther deemed it to be “ neither apostolical nor prophetic.” A
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Origen, mentions that some objected to the whole work as with­
out sense or reason, and as displaying such dense ignorance,
that an apostle, or even one in the Church, could not have
written it; and they assigned it to Cerinthus, who held the
doctrine of the reign of Christ on earth. It was not in the cata­
logue of the Council of Laodicea. Nor was it the only work of
the kind ; for the Ante-Nicene library gives apocryphal Revela­
tions of Moses, Esdras, Paul, and John the Theologian; while
Tischendorf, in his Prolegomena, gives an abstract of the
Revelations of Peter, Bartholomew, Mary, and Daniel. There
was also a Revelation of Thomas, now known only by the decree
of Pope Gelasius ranking it as apocryphal.
One half of Luther’s dictum is open to question. Our Apo­
calypse may be apostolic after all. Justin Martyr, one of the
earliest fathers, evidently refers to it as the work of “ John, one
of the apostles of Christ.” But the word apostle was employed
very loosely in that age, and it is possible that the real author
of Revelation was Presbyter John. However that may be, it is
certainly one of the earliest pieces of Christian literature extant^
9, and ft affords a good idea of the mental state of true believers in
I the infancy of the faith. The author of ^Supernatural R&gt; lig-ionn
considers it the only apostolic book we have. He ascribes it to
John, the brother of James; and no one can deny that it
breathes the very spirit of those Sons of Thunder, who asked
Jesus to call down fire from heaven to destroy the unbelieving
Samaritans.
Whether Apostle John or Presbyter John, the author was
assuredly a Jew. He is very wroth with men who have the
impudence to “say they are Jews and are not.” His view of
angels, spirits, and demons is Jewish. His doctrine of the
millennium, as Gfrorer has shown, was held by many of the
Rabbins. His grammar is execrable, and his style, as Davidson
remarks, is “ so thoroughly Hebraistic as to neglect the usual
rules of Greek.” His elegant Jewish idioms, borrowed from the
worst parts of the prophets, are another proof that he was one
of the “chosen people.” He makes God Almighty, for instance,
tell the Church of Laodicea “ because thou art lukewarm, and
neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth." No Greek
would have written in that style.
Another proof is the writer’s evident hostility to the move­
ment for converting the Gentiles. Renan and the author of
■^Supernatural Religion,** both agree that Paul is referred to in
the passage about those who say they are apostles, and are not,
but are liars. Let us further notice that the sealed elect are all
•of the twelve tribes of Israel; that the heavenly city is called the
New Jerusalem; that the twenty-four elders make up the
number of the Jewish Sanhedrim; that the outer court of the
temple of God in the New Jerusalem, like that of Herod’s
second temple, is “given unto the Gentiles;” that only Jews
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a decoction of the leaves; that the ark of the covenant is seen in
the heavenly temple; that those who were victorious over the
Beast “ sing the song of Moses and that the author ends his
Nightmare with a fine piece of Jewish “cheek,” promising the
most diabolical plagues to anyone who should add to it, and
eternal damnation to anyone who should take away a single
word.
The “Speaker’s Commentary” says that “the conception of
the sanctity and symbolical dignity of numbers^2jsdie.therderived
by-the-Jews from-their heathen neighbors” or not, is “re­
flected from the pages of the Old Testament.” We find it on
almost every page of Revelation. Numbers Three, Four and
Forty are duly honored, but the greatest regard is shown
to the most sacred number Seven. There are seven spirits before
the throne and seven lamps burning there, seven golden candle­
sticks, seven churches, seven stars in the Son of Man's right hand,
the book of fate is sealed with seven seals, the Lamb has seven
horns and seven eyes, and seven angels pour out seven golden vials
full of the wrath of God. What Professor Moses Stuart well
calls the “numerosity” of the book is conspicuous throughout/ *
aad; the very number of the Beast is a crowning proof of its
Jewish origin.
There yet remains the fact that a great deal of the language
and imagery of Revelation is borrowed from Daniel, Ezekiel,
Jeremiah, and, above all, from the book of Enoch. As in
dreams we have usually a kaleidoscope of our waking ex­
periences, so in Saint John’s Nightmare there is a jumble of
recollections. Almost everything is second-hand. The only
original image is that of the Sixth Seal, and even its conclusion
is marred by an obvious plagiarism from -Jesus. The four beasts
in the fourth chapter are accurately stolen from Ezekiel, being
simply the great prophet’s cherubim in a new position. We
have already referred to the eating of the roll. The fine excla­
mation over the fall of Babylon, who “ made all the nations
drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication,” is a slight
spoiling of one of the superbest verses in Jeremiah ; while the
title, “ Mother of Harlots,” is clearly adopted from the older
prophets who were extremely fond of such language.
John purloins pretty freely also from the book of Enoch,
which was written during the century before Christ, and became
so quickly accepted that the author of the Epistle of Jude
actually quotes it as the work of old translated Enoch the
“ seventh from Adam.” Many of the New Testament writers
are indebted to this remarkable book, which anticipates some
of the doctrines and maxims ascribed to Jesus, and more than
foreshadows the dogma of the Trinity. But no other writer
drew from it so extensively as John. He transcribed whole
passages with the most unblushing licence. His oft-quoted
phrase, “King of kings, L &gt;rd of lords,” is taken from Enoch.
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“polluted with women” is derived from the same source, as
well as the ‘ ‘ ten thousand times ten thousand ” before the throne.
Enoch also furnished him with the lake of brimstone, the last
judgment, the tree of life whose fruit is given to the elect, the
book of life, the living fountains, the new heaven and earth, the
great white throne, and the “Ancient of Days, whose head was
like white wool.” If John paid back to Enoch, Ezekiel, Jere­
miah and Daniel, all he stole from them, he would be completely
bankrupt, and his remaining assets would not redeem him fro m
the lowest poverty.
The date of Saint John’s Nightmare is difficult to fix. Lardner
placed it at the year 95-96, but more recent critics shift it back
nearly twenty years. Davidson thinks the book was composed
about 68-69, and it bears internal evidence of having been
written soon after the death of Nero, and either when the fall of
Jerusalem was imminent or directly after it occurred.
Now let us examine the book as it stands. John, like all
primitive Christians, believed in the immediate second coming
of Jesus, who has not been seen or heard of yet. The end of
the world was drawing near, and John was commissioned to
show the “things which must shortly come to pass.” His
exordium ends with the significant words “for the time is at
hand.”
This craze has periodically afflicted the Christian world. Paul
believed in the speedy return of the crucified Savior, no less
than John. The early Church, knowing that the Son of Man
was coming like a thief in the night, lived in daily expectation
of his appearance through the clouds. Gradually, however, the
belief declined; but even in the third century there was a fierce
controversy about the millennium ; Nepos, an Egyptian bishop,
writing a treatise in support of the idea, and Origen opposing it
with the greatest warmth. Six hundred years later the doctrine
revived, and all Christendom expected that the world would
come to an end with the tenth century. But the world con­
tinued to roll along as before, and never troubled itself about
prophets and fools. Since then the madness has broken out
from time to time, but it is now dying away like many other
pestilent disorders of the great Age of Faith. Dr. Cumming fore­
told the end of the world several times, but the event never came
off, and he went to his grave a discredited prophet. We have still
a pious charlatan who plays the old game, although he has often
been found out. He wrote an elaborate treatise to prove that
the late Louis Napoleon was the destined Antichrist. A few
months ago he proved from Saint John’s Nightmare that Gambetta
was the forerunner of Antichrist, who was clearly Prince Jerome.
He has now a fresh interpretation quite as true as the rest;
hundreds crowd to see him cast the political horoscope; and he
edits a religious journal, which boasts of a hundred thousand
readers—mostly fools.
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are in Asia.” He does not appear to have thought that Christi­
anity would ever extend beyond those limits. Now Ephesus,
bmyrna, Pergamos, Thyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia, and Laodicea, were very closely situated. What a small conquest in forty
years by a God-supported creed 1 ItdAalmost as though the
approaching dissolution of all things were addressed “ to the
seven churches which are in Highgate, Epping, Woolwich,
Brompton, Richmond, Hammersmith, and Kilburn.”
John’s Nightmare happened “ on the Lord’s day.” The first
thing he heard was a tremendous voice like a trumpet, and the
first thing he saw was seven golden candlesticks. If John had
lived in the nineteenth century he would have seen gasaliers
or electric burners. In the midst of the candlesticks was a person
like the Son of Alan, dressed in a kind of nightshirt, with feet
u 6 burniQg brass, flaming eyes, and a fine woolly head of hair.
He held, seven stars in his right hand, and a sharp two-edged
sword with his teeth, and his voice was like the falls of Niagara.
This was God the Son in a new character. Poor John was
horribly frightened, but the Lord reassured him, and explained
that the seven candlesticks were the seven churches, and the seven
stars their seven angels.
Before this heavenly visitor had spoken two minutes he called
Paul a liar, said that some pretended Jews were of the synagogue
of the Devil, and twice declared his hatred of the Nicolaitanes.
These people were a Christian sect accounted heretical by John.
Irenaeus traces its origin to Nicolaus, one of the seven deacons
mentioned in the sixth of Acts. Tertullian says it was a sect of
Gnostics. If his surmise be correct, it shows that Gnosticism
probably existed before Christianity. Orthodox John hated all
heretics, and of course he made God hate them too.
When the Lord had ended his message to the seven churches,
John saw a door opened in heaven, whether front or back he
does not say. Then a voice like a trumpet called him up, and
he went up. God Almighty, like a big stone of jasper and
sardine, sat on a throne, which was arched by a green rainbow.
Round the throne were seated twenty-four elders (the exact
number of the Jewish Sanhedrim), dressed in white and wearing
golden crowns. Prowling round the throne as a body-guard
were four wonderful beasts with eyes in their heads and eyes in
their posteriors, and six wings apiece. The description of these
animals is borrowed almost word for word from Ezekiel’s account
of the cherubim. They were a strange collection of pets, and
they justify Heine’s witticism about all the menagerie of the
Apocalypse. If lhirnum eould only purchase one-of them for his
show, he- would jeturn Jumbo to the Zoological Gardens, and
countermand his order to the King of Siam for a white elephant.
Ifdie could also secure Alother- Eve’s serpent, Balaam’s ass, and
Jonah’s whale, he might reckon on making a million a year as
long as the-show-lasted.
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night, without any rest, “ Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty,
which was, and is, and is to come.” After their song, the
twenty-four elders fall down and sing, “ Thou art worthy, O
Lord, to receive glory and honor and power: for thou hast
created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were
created.” And . this concert goes on for ever and ever. How
sick the elders and the elderly beasts must be of the dreary per­
formance ! And unless the Lord is infinitely vain, he must be
as sick as thejj/
John next saw Jesus Christ, in the form of a slain lamb, with
seven horns and seven eyes, take a book out of God’s hand and
loose its seven seals. Later on we read of the marriage supper
of this juvenile sheep, but the author does not record whether
the lamb himself was served up with mint-sauce.
Four horses appeared on the breaking of as many seals. The
second, third, and fourth were red, black, and pale, signifying
slaughter, famine, and death. The first was white, signifying
the purity of the Gospel, and its rider went forth conquering
and to conquer. This exactly resembles the Kalki avatar of
Vishnu. Whatever John’s faults were, he was certainly a good
borrower.
When the fifth seal was broken John saw “ under the altar
the souls of them that were slain for the word of God and
when the sixth was broken, the sun turned black and the moon
red, the stars tumbled down on the earth, the sky rolled
up, and all the human race ran and hid themselves in rocks
and dens. In fact, it was what the Yankees call an almighty
smash.
Then four angels kept the four winds from blowing, and
another angel sealed a hundred and forty-four thousand elect,
who were all Jews and all virgins “not defiled with women.”
Considering the profligacy of the Jews at that time, we should
have thought it impossible to find so many. But truth is always
strange, stranger than fiction. The primitive Christians were
evidently Essenean Jews; they contemned marriage, and'
regarded virginity as the highest virtue. These elect Jews
surrounded the elders and the beasts, and only they could learn
the song. All the Gentiles who were saved had back seats, and
aS"the French say, they “assisted ” at the. performance.
We must passover the extraordinary locusts, with men’s faces,
women’s hair, and lion’s teeth, who came out of the bottomless
pit; the great army of two hundred million horsemen ; and come
to the woman who gave birrh to a man-child that was pursued by
a great red dragon with seven heads and ten horns, and a tail
that whisked down a third part of the stars. What a tail 1 The
woman, we take it, means Judaism ; the man-child, Christianity ;
and the dragon, the Devil. This eminent personage was to
league with the Beast, oppress the saints, set up a universal
kingdom, blaspheme God, and gather all the kings and armies of
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to be defeated by Jesus Christ and the hosts of heaven. This
battle has not been fought yet, but as Armageddon is the valley
of Megiddon mentioned by Zeckariah, the reader will know
where to expect it; although as to when it may be looked for we
have no information.
The Devil is to be chained in the bottomless pit fora thousand
years, during which time those who have not worshipped the
Beast are to reign with Christ, and everybody will be happy
and wise and good. Why doesn’t the millennium come at once ?
When the thousand years are expired, the Devil is to be loosed
agaiu, and allowed to deceive the nations, until he is cast into
the lake of fire and brimstone with the Beast and false prophet,
and tormented day and night for ever. Poor Devil! Then
cometh judgment day. The saved go to heaven and the damned
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Who the Devil was we know, but who the devil was the
Beast? Undoubtedly Nero, whose holocaust of Christians at
Rome, for the suspected crime of burning the city, had filled
the Church with hatred and dismay. Not daring to write
Nero’s name, any more than that of Borne, John put it between
the lines. “There are,” he says, “seven kings: five are fallen,
and one is, and the other is not yet come ; and when he cometh
he must continue a short space. And the beast that was, and is
not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into
perdition.” The seven kings, we hold, meant seven Roman
emperors ; and the eighth, who had already reigned but was to
reign again, meant Nero. Suetonius relates that, long after the
tyrant’s death, many believed that he was still alive, and would
* ] soon reappear and avenge himself on his enemies. Renan calls
the Nero fable ‘ cette ideejmere de I Apocalypse'^—the germ idea
1 of the Apocalypse; and he.is supported by Volckmar, Ewald
Reville, Scholten, Reuss, Krenkel, and a host of others.
’
The,number of tiie Beast, too, was 666, and the letters of the
tyrant’s name in Hebrew (Csesar Nero) just make it up. There
have, of course, been thousands of people, from whose names
the number of the Beast could be made up. Napoleon was one
of them, and Euglisb Tories used to think him Antichrist. They
now fancy it is Air. Gladstone, whose name does just as well.
John had neither of these in his mind. He meant Nero who
was to return, to regain his throne by the helo of the Parthians
to set up as Antichrist, to persecute the faithful, and finally to
be overthrown by Jesus Christ at the great battle of Arma­
geddon.
Babylon unquestionably means Rome. There is no mistaking
the seven-hilled city, or the great harlot, arrayed in purple and
scarlet, and “ drunk with the blood of the saints.” But John’s
prophecies have not been fulfilled. He could see no farther
through a millstone than his neighbors. Rome has not been
“ utterly burned with fire,” nor are the voices of craftsmen and
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John’s description of the New Jerusalem is very amusing. It
is fifteen hundred miles in length, and the same in breadth and
height—a heavenly cube. Hell is much larger, but that is
natural, for the Christian scheme damns the many and saves the
few. Why-are the celestial mansions fifteen hundred miles high?
We expect that when the city was laid out, no space was reserved
for the angels to practise flying, and they were therefore pro­
vided with lofty domes, so that they might exercise their wings
inside, on wet days as well as dry.
Had John been a Greek or a Roman, he would have imagined
an artistic heaven, full of splendid architecture, noble statues,
and glorious pictures. But being an unartistic Jew, he could
imagine nothing but heaps of gold and precious stones. The
same defect is still apparent in the “chosen people.” Their
women revel in showy dress, and their men delight in gold
. /,
rings, gold studs, and gold watchchains big enough to cable the-^.rM'r
“ Great Eastern;’4
_ The Jew comes out in another circumstance. The founda­
tions of the New Jerusalem bear the names of the twelve
Apostles; but the twelve gates, each a pearl, bear the names of
the twelve tribes of Israel. The Bible is a Jew-book from
beginning to end, and we civilised Europeans still go about in
what Carlyle called Hebrew Old-Clothes.
We have no room to notice the many Protestant divines who
have exercised their ingenuity in showing that Saint John really
prophesied the iniquitous life and awful death of the Catholic
Church; since we are fully persuaded that he could not look so
far ahead, and that he expected a universal flare-up soon after his
Nightmare was written. But we may observe that the Catholics
have begun to round on. the Protestants ; and that Signor
Pastorini, for instance, applies the sounding of the fifth trumpet
to Luther who, renouncing his faith and vows, may be said to
have fallen ; and when he opened the door of hell there issued
forth a thick smoke, or a strong spirit of seduction, which had
been hatched in hell. May this noble game of tit-for-tat con­
tinue ! It will be a glorious sight for the sceptic to behold the
two great halves of Christendom proving each other’s depravity
from the silly Nightmare of Saint John. The sceptic cannot
decide between them. He is obliged to act like Voltaire who,
when he heard two old women vilifying each other, said—I be­
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�BIBLE ROMANCES—XVI.

A VIRGIN MOTHER.
By G. W. FOOTE.
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There is nothing new under the sun, said the wise king. This
observation is peculiarly true with respect to religion. Modern
creeds are simply old ones in a new guise, and Christianity
itself is a patchwork of cuttings from the religious wardrobe of
antiquity.
Patchwork requires much labor and time, and Christianity was
slowly constructed. Many of its essential features were unknown
to the primitive Church. The apostolic writings, for instance,
do not mention or allude to the subject of this romance. Neither
Paul nor John knew anything of the miraculous birth of Jesus.
The Gospels belong to a much later date. In the second century
Christianity grew by incorporating to itself the most venerated
dogmas of other superstitions. Our Gospels were written when
the process was nearly completed, more than a hundred years
after the death of Christ. The mighty river of every great
system is formed gradually. Its nominal source is perhaps a
trickling rill in some remote and well-nigh inaccessible region ;
as it runs it is. joined by other streams, many of them larger
than itself, until at last it gains the level ground, and flows on
through a broad deep channel to the sea. The grand river, with
ships on its bosom and cities on its banks, bears no proportion
or resemblance to the mountain rill whence it derives its name.
And so with Christianity, which is unlike its spring, the man
Jesus. It has flowed through centuries, and received tribute
from innumerable streams on either side ; Egyptian myth, Greek
philosophy, Essenean doctrine, and Oriental legend. Its like­
ness to its founder is little else than in name.
The Immaculate Conception was borrowed from the mytho­
logy of Egypt. No deity was more idolised by the multitude
than the virgin mother of Horus. Juvenal remarked, at the end
of the first century, that the Roman painters almost lived on the
goddess Isis. “Such,” says Sharpe, “was the popularity of
*
that most winning form of worship, which is still continued there
in the pictures of the Virgin Mary with the infant Jesus in her
arms.” The same author, after describing a representation of
the birth of King Amunothph III., says that “In this picture we
have the Annunciation, the Conception, the Birth, and the
Adoration, as described in the first and second chapters of Luke’s
Gospel; and as we have historical assurance that the chapters in
* “Egyptian Mythology,” p. 86.

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Matthew’s Gospel, which contain the Miraculous Birth of Jesus,
are an after addition not in the earliest manuscripts, it seems
probable that these two poetical chapters in Luke may also be
unhistorical, and borrowed from the Egyptian accounts of the
miraculous birth of their kings.” *
We may observe that the drawing referred to was on one of
the walls of the Temple of Luxor. The god Thoth announces
to the maiden queen that she should “bring forth a son” who
would be a ruler in the land. Then the gods Kneph and Athor
take her by the hand, and place in her mouth the symbol of the
child’s life. Next come the midwives in attendance on her
labor, and the nurses with the infant just born. Finally a
number of sages pay adoration to the wonderful baby.
All this takes us- back to the myth of Isis and Horus, and
shows us how greatly it influenced the Egyptian mind. On the
temple of the goddess at Sais there was the inscription, “The
fruit which I have brought forth is the sun.” Plutarch, in his
De Iside, states that “This Isis is the chaste Minerva, who,
without fearing to lose her title of virgin, says she is the mother
of the sun.” She was styled Our Lady, the Queen of Heaven,
the Star of the Sea, the Governess, the Earth Mother, the Rose,
the Mother of God, the Savior of Souls, the Intercessor, the
Sanctifier, the Immaculate Virgin, and so forth. All these titles
have been applied by Christians to the Virgin-Mary.
Her symbol was the Sistrum. The bars across the opening
signified virginity. “ The goddesses,” says Bonwick,f “ to whom
the instrument was dedicated, though always mpthers, were ever
virgins. The sistrum was, therefore, the symbol of the Celestial
Mother.” It is at least six thousand years old. The doctrine of
the incarnation and immaculate conception were thus well estab­
lished in Egypt some time before Adam dug potatoes in Eden,
and millenniums before Jesus Christ was born or thought of.
The child Horus went through a career like that of Jesus. He
had a miraculous birth, death and resurrection. He is usually
depicted as an infant in his mother’s arms. Bonwick observes
that “ the earliest representations of the Madonna have quite a
Greco-Egyptian character, and there can be little doubt that
Isis nursing Horus was the origin of them all.” J
Another notable point is that black Madonnas used to be
common in Europe. Now there was a black Isis too, supposed
to symbolise not only the Mother of the Gods, but the primeval
darkness which preceded light, and gave birth to all things.
The glorified Horus carried his mother to heaven, as Ariadne
was carried by Bacchus, and Alcmense by Hercules. Christianity
very soon demanded the same honor for the mother of Jesus.
The Collyridians and Marians distinctly deified her; while the
Melchites, at the council of Nice, contended that the true Trinity
* Ibid, p. 19.

f “ Egyptian Belief and Modern Thought,” p. 215.
$ Ibid, p. 142.

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was the Father, the Virgin Mother Mary, and the Son Jesus.
This heretical sect, which got suppressed, had a more intelligible
notion of the Trinity than the Christians who triumphed.
Father, mother, and son, we can all appreciate; but the three
m one, who are neither one nor three and yet both, are so
mysterious that, like the peace of God, they pass all under­
standing.
Bonwick says we have the best testimony that the worship of
Isis was early transferred to the Virgin Mary. Higgins, how­
ever, thinks it was the Roman worship of Juno which Chris­
tianity borrowed. According to this learned writer, “The
*
goddess Februata Juno became the Purificata Virgo Maria. The
(nd Romans celebrated this festival in precisely the same way as
the moderns—-by processions with wax lights, etc., and on the
same day, the second of February. The author of the Perennial
Calendar observes, that it is a remarkable coincidence that the
festival of the miraculous conception of Juno Jugalis, the blessed
Virgin, the Queen of Heaven, should fall on the very day the
modern Romans have fixed the festival of the conception of the
blessed Virgin Mary. Being merely a continuation of an ancient
festival, there is nothing remarkable in it.”
Probably the truth is that both Egypt and Rome contributed
to the Christian mythology. The Madonna and Child were
copied from Isis and Horus ; and the festival of Juno was trans­
ferred to the Virgin Mary during that period when the Church
stooped to conquer, and won over the multitudes of Paganism
by appropriating nearly all its rites and celebrations.
Let us now glance at another aspect of the question The
gods of antiquity were a lustful crew. They were very fond
of the fair daughters of men. Ovid and other poets give us a
lively description of their doings. Many wonderful personages
in the heroic age were born of ladies who conceived by holy
ghosts. The illicit offspring of minor deities were very numerous.
But the greatest rake of all was Jupiter. He who brandished
the lightning and hurled the thunderbolt from Olympus
ruling both gods and men, frequently gave Juno the slip and
came down on the spree. Lovely damsels and handsome spouses
were his sport; and they were soon won, for he laughed at locks
and bolts, and was always ready to eke out persuasion with force.
In pursuing his amours he adopted many disguises. He courted
Antiope as a satyr, Europa as a bull, and Leda as a swan, while
Alcmense was betrayed by his assuming the form of her husband.
How different from Jehovah, who hated women, and cared for
nothing but orgies of blood! Yet the greatest misogynist has
his moment of weakness. Jehovah yielded at last to the charms
of Mary. He who never felt the tender passion in his lusty
youth eventually broke his own seventh commandment, and in
ins dotage carried on an amour with a carpenter’s wife.
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We say he broke the seventh commandment, but true believers
think differently. Sovereigns and deities were chartered liber­
tines. It was once deemed a greater honor to be a king’s
mistress than a common man’s wife, and the highest of all honors
to be the mistress of a god. Many heroes boasted of their
descent from such unions, and they were regarded as superior to
their fellow men.
There was even a religious side to all this gallantry, and it
was common to ascribe virginity to the young ladies who were
impregnated by celestial lovers. The world was full of such
notions. Fohi, in China, was miraculously conceived by a
nymph who bathed in a river, and whose garments were
touched by a lotus plant, the emblem of love. He became a
founder of religion, a warrior, and a lawgiver. Codom was born
on the shores of a lake, between Siam and Camboya, of a virgin
who became pregnant by the sunbeams. She was translated to
heaven, but the boy was found by a hermit, and grew up to be a
great sage and worker of miracles. Archer, in Corea, was born
in the same fashion. Huitzilipochtli, in Mexico, was given birth
to by a woman who caught in her bosom a feather ball which
descended from the heavens. In a legend of the Apaches, rain
caused a supernatural conception; in Tahiti it was the shadow
of a bread-tree leaf which Taaroa passed over Hina. The
mother of the first Mandan chief conceived by eating the fat of
a bison cow. Many other instances might be cited, but these
may suffice.
In historical times we have Buddha miraculously conceived,
and even in the most cultivated period of Athenian history a
legend grew up that Plato was born supernaturally, the god
Apollo having visited his mother as the Virgin Mary was visited
by the Holy Ghost.
It is a singular fact that the early Christians never disputed
the Pagan mythology. On the contrary, they appealed to it in
support of their own superstitions. Justin Martyr, in his First
Apology, addressed to Antoninus Pius, furnishes a striking illus­
tration. “ When,” he wrote, “we say also that the Word, who
is the first birth of God, was produced without sexual union, and
that he, Jesus Christ, our teacher, was crucified and died, and
rose again, and ascended into heaven, we propound nothing dif­
ferent from what you believe regarding those whom you esteem
sons of Jupiter. For you know how many sons your esteemed
writers ascribe to Jupiter. Mercury, the interpreting word and
teacher of all; 2Esculapius, who, though he was a great physician,
was struck by a thunderbolt, and so ascended to heaven ; and
Bacchus, too, after he had been torn limb from limb; and
Hercules, when he had committed himself to the flames to escape
his toils; and the sons of Leda, the Dioscuri; and Perseus, son of
Danse; and Bellerophon, who, though sprung from mortals, rose
to heaven on the horse Pegasus.” In other words, Justin says:
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though you revile us, we are really all in the same boat. The
testimony of credulous writers like this is all Christians have to
warrant the monstrous legends of their faith.
The date assigned for the birth of Jesus is another proof that
the story is mythical. On the 25th of December the zodiacal
sign of the celestial Virgin shows on’ the eastern horizon, the
sun has then risen one degree above the solstitial point, and
the year is just born. The Romans observed this day as a
festival, and it was the birthday of all the great sun-gods of
Egypt) Persia, India, and Greece.
Our first Gospel significantly relates that the star of the
nativity was perceived by the worshippers of Ormuzd. Persian
magi, or wise men from the east, first saw the portent of the
Son of God’s birth, and brought the news to King Herod. The
Jews had not noticed the shining wonder. We have here a
trace of astrology, or the superstition that events on earth are
decided or heralded by the motions of the stars.
The same Gospel says that the wise men followed the star
they had seen in the east, until it stood over the place where
little Jesus was doing his first crow. What an absurdity ! Fol­
lowing a star is ludicrous enough. It is like chasing the moon,
a diversion affected by children and lunatics. But imagine a
star resting over a particular chimney-stack! The writer of
“ Matthew ” knew nothing of astronomy, or he would not have
perpetrated such a silly blunder. The stars are so distant that a
few hundred miles at this end make no difference in the angle
of vision.
_ Of our four Gospels only two, Matthew and Luke, record the
birth of Jesus. Both Mark and John are silent about it. They
evidently thought the prophet of Nazareth was born in the usual
way. No one during the life of Jesus ever hinted at his super­
natural origin. His countrymen asked, “Is not this the car­
penter’s son ? ” and nobody answered that he was the son of the
Holy Ghost.
Now Luke was confessedly not an authority on the subject.
He merely undertook to write what the early Christians gene­
rally believed. Only the first Gospel remains, and that was
never written by Matthew. According to primitive tradition
Matthew did write a Gospel, but in Hebrew. Our Gospel of
Matthew is in Greek. Its author, too, was evidently not a Jew.
He utterly misunderstood Jewish idioms, and seven times in the
first four chapters he drags in prophecies which any Jew would
see had absolutely no relation to the matter in hand.
With respect to the birth of Jesus, these two Gospels differ
on every point. Matthew omits the Annunciation, and says that
Mary’s pregnancy was revealed to Joseph in a dream. Luke lets
the poor cuckold find it out himself. And while stating that
angelic visitors appeared to shepherds who were watching their
flocks, he never once refers to the star, or the wise men, or the
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or the journey into Egypt, or the massacre of the innocents.
These two witnesses flatly contradict each other, and being both
on the same side of the case, they must be ruled out of court.
They also stumble over the date of the baby god’s birth. Both
say it was in the reign of Herod the Great, but Luke fixes it at
the time of the taxing, when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.
Now this gentleman was not appointed to the office till long
after the death of Herod, and his census did not take place till
about ten years after the time when Jesus is supposed to have
been born. O Luke, Luke 1 You should have kept quiet over
that little affair of the taxing, for it completely upsets your
evidence. Out you go, arm in arm with Matthew, and don’t
appear in court again.
Our Gospels tell us very little about Mary, but there are two
apocryphal Gospels that supply the deficiency. The first is the
Gospel of the Birth of Mary, which was received as genuine and
authentic by several, of the early sects. The second is the Proto­
evangelion, which was ascribed to James the brother of Jesus.
It was frequently referred to by the Fathers, and it obtained a
very general credit in the Christian world.
Mary, they say, was the daughter of a rich man named Joachim,
sprung from the royal family of David. Her mother’s name was
Anna. She was born at Nazareth, and educated in the Temple
at Jerusalem. Her origin was miraculous. Joachim and Anna
for a long time had no children. She prayed hard to the Lord
for a baby, and he skulked away from the gibes and jeers of his
fellows into the wilderness, where he fasted forty days and forty
nights. That was a poor preparation for becoming a father,
but an angel came and set matters right. Joachim went home,
and in due course little Mary came to light.
This wonderful maiden walked nine steps when she was nine
months old. At the age of three years she was taken to the
Temple in Jerusalem, where she mounted the stairs like a
grown woman, and danced a jig to the admiration of all Israel.
Her. parents left her there to be brought up with the other
virgins. As she grew in years she grew in grace. She enjoyed
the conversation of angels, and received visitors from God every
day.
_ The priests, however, seem to have mistrusted this chaste
virgin, for at the age of fourteen they resolved to marry her
to prevent mischief. Her blood was perhaps more like lava
than ice. It may even be true, as some have suspected, that
the priests had initiated her already into the mysteries of Venus,
and were anxious to father the fruit of their pious labors on
some simple layman. At any rate, they summoned all the mar­
riageable men of the house of David to appear and go through
a kind of raffle for the girl. The Lord directed the game, and
Joseph won. He begged to be excused, on the ground that he
was an old man. Perhaps the poor fellow smelt a rat. How­
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wit says that a young husband may have a child, but an old one
is sure to. Joseph left his dear young virgin wife at home
while he went abroad carpentering. When he returned she was
in the family-way.
What was the cause of Mary’s misfortune ? Bishop Talley­
rand, in a letter he is said to have written to the Pope after their
quarrel, states that the Roman authorities discovered that Mary
had an intrigue with a Roman soldier named Panthera. In the
second century Celsus twitted the Christians with worshipping
the bastard child of a virgin who had been forced by a Roman
soldier of the same name. The Sepher Toldeth Jesu, an ancient
Jewish story, describes Joseph Pandera, not as a Roman soldier,
but as an idle profligate belonging to the fallen tribe of Judah
He was a man of fine figure and rare beauty. By the assistance
of Mary’s mother he was introduced to her one Sabbath evening •
and she, thinking he was her betrothed Jochanan, yielded herself
to his desires. There is a striking agreement in these stories as
to the name of Mary’s seducer. We are loth to defame the
young lady’s character, but we cannot help thinking that where
there is so much smoke there must be some fire.
The “ Protoevangelion,” like the Gospel of Luke, gives a story
of the Annunciation. An angel tells Mary that, while continuing
to be a virgin, she shall conceive and bring forth a son. This
heavenly messenger was the archangel Gabriel. Mary was then
only fourteen. That was a youthful age for a mother, but the
Holy Ghost was in an eager mood, and could brook no delay.
When Joseph “ returned from his building houses abroad,” he
found the Virgin “grown big.” As in Matthew, Joseph decided
to put her away privily. But the angel paid him a visit one
night, admonished him to keep the young woman, and told him
that what was within her was “ the work of the Holy Ghost.”
Joseph of course gave in. The priests, however, were not so
easily satisfied. They made him drink some of the rot-gut water
of trial; but as it had no evil effect on the old fellow, they
exonerated him from the charge of having taken his young
bride’s virginity.
Pious Christians have written vast quantities of obscene rub­
bish on this subject, most of which must be left in the obscurity
of a dead language. French writers imagine the Holy Ghost
hovering over Mary, as Jove in the shape of a swan overshadowed
the charms of Leda. The speculations of Saint Ambrose cannot
be translated from the Latin. His least indecent theory is that
Mary was impregnated through the ear.
Catholics believe that Mary remained a virgin to the end of
the chapter. The Gospels mention the brothers of Jesus but
Christian piety assumes that they were sons of Joseph by
another wife. Apocryphal writings inform us that Mary died
soon after the crucifixion. One document states that she was
attended in her last moments by the twelve A.postles two of
whom were raised from the dead to be present. Another docu-

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ment states that her body was taken to heaven by angels in the
presence of Thomas, and that the brethren who would not
believe it reopened the tomb and found the corpse of God’s
mother missing.
This Christian fable of the Virgin Mother is still devoutly
believed by millions of. sane, men, who have accepted it on
grounds of faith, and are entirely ignorant of its real origin.
We have proved that the superstition is far older than Chris­
tianity. We have shown that Paul and the Apostles khew
nothing of it; that it was incorporated into the Christian
religion after their time,; and that the strongest evidence in
support of the miraculous birth of Jesus, is a probably interpo­
lated chapter in a Gospel supposed to have been written by
Matthew, but which was most certainly not written by a Jew
nor even in existence until long after all the contemporaries of
the Prophet of Nazareth had mouldered into dust. Whoever
persists in believing the fable after learning these facts is a slave
to faith, and on the broad road to Colney Hatch..
If a pious young lady were now to give birth to a child, and
protest that she knew nothing about it except that one night an
angel told her that she was - to become a virgin mother, would
her parents and friends believe the story ? And if she went into
a court declaring that the third person of the Christian Trinity
was her partner in the business, would any magistrate make an
order against the Holy Ghost for the maintenance of the child/?
Jesus Christ is said to have had no father. Thousands of
other boys have been in the same plight. There is no miracle in
that. If the founder of Christianity wished to prove his super­
natural origin, he should have “gone the whole hog,” and
dispensed with a mother too. That would have been a real
miracle. But at present his divine paternity is more than dubious.
If there is a mother in the case, depend upon it there is a father
somewhere. That which is born of the spirit is spirit, not flesh
and blood ; and the Holy Ghost is far too shadowy a person to
be the father of a lusty boy. We feel sure that Jesus.Christ.was
born like other men, and we decline to believe that God Almighty
ever stooped to debauch an old man’s wife. The whole story is a fable. There never was in this world, and there never will be
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�BIBLE ROMANCES-XVII.

GOD IN A BOX.
By G. W. FOOTE. &gt;
What blasphemy! the pious ■will exclaim. God in a box I
How shocking! The wretch who dares to utter such-language
should be severely punished; the wretch who dares to write it
should be hung. Nay, hanging is too good for him. .He ought
to be burnt, broken on the wheel, or slowly tortured to death.
But soft a while, ye loving followers of the meek and lowly
one ! The blasphemy is not mine. I did not put God in a box;
the Jews did it. They were very free with gods. They nailed
up one, as a farmer fixes a bat or a weasel on the barn-door ;
and centuries before that, they carried about his father in a
travelling trunk. Whatever blasphemy is implied in the title ofthis Romance must be charged to their account. The Bible
warrants every statement I make, and I challenge, contradiction.
I found God in a box and did not put him there. I merely lift
the lid and show him inside.
It is a veritable fact that Jehovah of the Jews, who became
God the Father of Christianity, was originally a lump of stone,
or some other fetish, enclosed in a wooden box His devotees
carried him with them in all their wanderings. When they
fought, they took him into the battle to ensure victory. He was
their star of fortune, their, glory, and their pride. While they
retained him, and kept him good-humored, they were prosperous
in peace and war ; when they,provoked him, they were chastised
with famine, plague, and slaughter; when they lost him, they sank
under the frown of fate, and became the prey of foreign conquest
or civil dissension. They gave him, as meat and drink, the flesh
and . blood of animals ; and sometimes his altars were polluted
with a darker sacrifice of human life. Like all fetishes, he was
tabu except to the priests. . No layman was suffered to approach
him. Invading his privacy was sacrilege, and punished with
instant death.
When the Jews carried and carted Jahveh from place to place,
they were in a very low state of culture. They had not ad­
vanced beyond fetish-worship, which is the primitive form of
religion. The word Fetish comes from the Portuguese fetiqho,
and signifies a charm. We find traces of fetishism in the most
advanced crgeds. Savages treasure a curious stone, a piece of
ivory, a fish-tooth, a rare shell, a mineral, or a gem ; and Euro­
peans still wear bone or metal crosses, attached to a string of
shining beads, which are told over during prayer; while an
occult virtue is ascribed to different jewels in every civilised
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are still worn, and often secreted next the skin. They are held
to bring luck, and as sovereign against danger. Even the
worship of images is preserved in the Catholic adoration of
saints. Nor are the most austere Protestants free from this
superstition. Their great fetish is the Bible. They reverence
its very leaves and cover ; they damn everybody who doubts it;
and they kiss it as a token when they are obliged to tell the
truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
It might easily be inferred, from the fourth verse of the third
chapter of Hosea, even if there were no other evidence, that the
worship of teraphim, or images, was a feature of primitive
Judaism. But we are not confined to this source of information.
When Jacob made tracks from uncle Laban’s, with both his
daughters and all the sheep and cattle worth having, the old
man had to go a seven days’ journey after them to recover his
gods. Rachel, who seems to have been just the right wife for
Jacob, had stolen the whole lot, without leaving her father a
single god to worship. Laban hunted high and low for his tera­
phim, but never found them ; for his cunning slut of a daughter
covered them over, and while he searched her tent she sat upon
them—hatching.
Jahveh also was no doubt a portable family god. He first
calls himself the god of Abraham, of Isaac, and of Jacob. After­
wards he calls himself the god of Israel—that is, of the descend­
ants of these patriarchs. He never calls himself the god of all
mankind. On the contrary, he admits the existence of other
gods, and is openly jealous of them. The Jews, in turn, always
speak of him as our god. He was their own Jahveh. They
'■ ran ” him, and were ready to back him against the field.
We are first introduced to God in a Box in the twenty-fifth
of Exodus. Jahveh was sick and tired of roaming about, and
having casual interviews with his prophet, in a burning bush, in
a public-house, or on the top of a hill. He determined to settle
down and dwell with his people. Accordingly, Moses was
instructed to build him a residence. He was to have a tent all
to himself, a first-class article, made of the very best stuff; fine
linen of various colors, badgers’ skins, rams’ skins, and goats’
hair ; with brass and silver for the fittings, and gold and jewels
for the decorations. Inside the tent, which our English version
dignifies with the name of tabernacle, there was to be placed a
nice snug box for him to lie in, instead of squatting igno­
miniously on the floor. The Bible calls it an ark, but the
Hebrew word so translated, means a box, a mummy case, or a
treasure chest. He was also to be supplied with furniture and
domestic utensils; a wooden table overlaid with gold, three
feet long, eighteen inches broad, and two feet three inches
high, with golden dishes, covers, spoons and bowls; and a
golden candlestick bearing seven lights, with golden tongs and
snuff-dishes. Altogether it was a very genteel establishment for
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would do capitally, and took immediate possession. Directly he
entered the place was filled with smoke, a fact which surprises
those who fancy the Devil is the sole dealer in that commodity.
No doubt he found it very useful. His priests, who were
accustomed to incense, could stand the fume, but intruders were
soon smoked out.
The priests were ordered to keep some shewbread always on
that table, so that he might have a snack at any time. This is
a common thing with fetish worshippers. Tylor says that pots
and other necessaries are put in the fetish huts still, but “ the
principal thing in the hut is the stool for the fetish to sit on,
and there is a little bottle of brandy always ready for him.”1
Probably, although it is not so stated, the Jewish priests gave
Jahveh a drop of something to drink; for it was a thirsty
climate, and the old fellow often betrayed a sanguinary violence
of temper which usually results from intoxication. There is,
indeed, a suggestion of this in Judges ix., 13, where we read
of “wine which cheereth God and man.”
The dimensions of the table were in keeping with those of
the ark, which was three feet nine long, two feet three broad,
and two feet three deep. That was the old fellow’s size ! We
might wonder how Christians could think that God Almighty
ever got inside such a box, if we did not know that they still
imagine him to be in a little piece of bread. What is too great
for the faith of people who, as Browning says, see God made
and eaten every day ?
Now what was really inside that box ? I will not indulge in
conjecture, nor cite “ infidel ” authors, but go at once to a great
Dutch scholar, who has recently lectured on the religions of the
world before the elite of Biblical students in London and the
University of Oxford. Kuenen says: “When we observe how
the ark was treated and what effects were ascribed to it, it
becomes almost certain that it was held to be the abode of Jahveh,
so that he, in some way or other, was himself present in it
Then only is it that we can explain the desire of the Israelites to
have the ark with them in the army, their joy at its arrival, and
its solemn conveyance to the new capital of the empire in
David’s reign. Now was the ark empty, or did it contain a
stone, Jahveh’s real abode, of which the ark was only the reposi­
tory? This we do not know, although the latter opinion, in
conjunction with the later accounts of the Pentateuch, appears
to us to possess great probability.” 2
.More orthodox English writers treat the subject with euphe­
misms. Eadie says : “ This sacred chest was the awful emblem
of the Jewish religion.” The Speaker’s Commentary says:
“.Now he was ready visibly to testify that he made his abode
with them. He claimed to have a dwelling for himself.” Old
1 “ Primitive Culture,” vol. ii., p. 144.
2 “Religion of Israel,” vol. i., p. 233.

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Bishop Patrick says: “It was his cabinet, as we now speak,
into which none entered but himself.”
Kuenen’s surmise is strengthened by all our knowledge of
fetishism. At each end of the ark was a cherub, evidently a sacred
fowl of some kind, facing inwards, and bending down over the
ark. This is the attitude of worship. They were adoring the
image within.
Being covered with gold, the ark looked like solid metal,
though it was really made of shittim wood, according to Jahveh’s directions. The reader must not expect a long disserta­
tion on shittim wood. Kimchi says it is the best kind of cedar.
Aben Ezra says it is a sacred wood that grows in the wilderness
by Sinai. Smith’s “Bible Dictionary” describes it as an acacia.
Jerome, in his commentary on Isaiah xl., calls it lignum imputribile, an incorruptible wood. If he is right the ark may yet
turn up, unless it has “ gone to smash.”
The ark was topped by a mercy seat of pure gold. “There,”
said the Lord to Moses, “ I will meet with thee, and I will
commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between
the two cherubims.” And in David’s time he is described
(2 Samuel vi., 2) as “ the Lord of hosts that dwelleth between
the cherubims.” Clearly he fixed himself there at communion
time. Now what was the mercy seat? It was simply the lid of
the box. The Hebrew Kapporeth means to cover, and in the
First of Chronicles xxviii.* 2, the holy of holies is called the
house of the Kapporeth.
Here then the whole case lies in a nutshell. If Jehovah and
God the Father are indeed the same, we may say to the Chris­
tians—Your God was once carried about in a box, and he used
to get out and sit on the cover.
It is highly probable that the Jews borrowed their idea of an
ark from the Egyptians, whom most nations have found, as
Fuseli said of Blake, “ damned good to steal from.” Sir John
Gardner Wilkinson, in his “Manners and Customs of the
Ancient. Egyptians,” says that “one of the most important
ceremonies was the procession of shrines,” which is mentioned
in the Rosetta stone, and frequently represented on the walls of
the. temples. The lesser shrine was a sort of canopy ; the great
shrine was an ark or sacred boat. Like the Jewish ark, it was
borne by priests. It was also carried in the same way, by means
of staves passed through metal rings at the side. Wilkinson
further remarks that the wings of two figures of the goddess
Thmei or Truth, overshadowing the sacred beetle of the Sun,
contained in some of the Egyptian arks, “ call to mind the
cherubim of the Jews.” The chosen people seem to have “ bor­
rowed of the Egyptians ” in more senses than one.
The Bible is remarkably precise in its details as to the ark. It
even informs us who made it. There was only one man in all
Israel whom Jahveh thought fit for the job. This was Bezaleel.
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did not know the Lord taught him. He wove the linen, tanned
the skins, carved the wood, made the brass fittings, beat the
gold, cut the stones, and fixed everything up. In theatrical par­
lance, he was a first-class utility man. It is an astonishing thing
that, many centuries later, when Solomon built the first temple
at Jerusalem, he found no Jew able to do the metal work, and
had to send to Tyre for a competent artist. The Jews were not
a progressive people. In this respect, at least, they seem, like
Hamlet’s crab, to have walked backward.
Most fetishes are used for divination, and Jahveh was no
exception. He piloted the Jews about the wilderness, and with
such extreme accuracy that it took them forty years to do a
month’s journey. The priests carried him in front. When he
stopped, all the people halted and pitched their tents until he
chose to move on again. Sometimes he rested a couple of days,
sometimes a month, and sometimes a year. Except when
engaged in bloodshed, he was the laziest god that ever lived.
He relished an occasional massacre, but for the rest he held with
Tennyson’s lotos-eaters that “ there is no joy but calm.” Moses
had to keep this drowsy deity up to the scratch with shouting.
When the ark set forward, he cried, “ Rise up, Jahveh, and let
thine enemies be scattered;” and when it rested he cried,
“Return, O Jahveh, unto the many thousands of Israel.”
God in the box was of great service to the Jews in crossing
Jordan. The river was swollen witfi the spring freshet, and the
question of transport was very difficult. But Jahveh was equal
to the emergency. The priests marched boldly along with the
ark, and when their feet touched the brim of the water, Jordan
disparted, the waters that poured down from above standing up
in a heap. They held Jahveh in the bed of the river until all
Israel had crossed safely, after which they followed suit, and
Jordan flowed on as before.
'
’
Savages frequently take their gods into battle, and so did the
Jews. General Joshua found old Jahveh of immense aid in the
conquest of Canaan. The priests carried him for a whole week
round Jericho, which so weakened its walls that, when the
Levites trumpeted and the people shouted, they fell down flat.
_ There can be no doubt that the Jews relied on their fetish for
victory. When the men of Ai repulsed their attack, Joshua
rent his clothes and prostrated himself before the ark, where he
remained for many hours, until the Lord revealed the secret of
their defeat. On a previous occasion, during the lifetime of
Moses, a detachment of Jews were smitten and pursued by the
enemy, because they went up a hill while Jahveh staid at the
bottom.
When Canaan was conquered, Jahveh’s tent was set up at
Shiloh, whence he was fetched to Eben-ezer in the days of Eli
Whether the ark remained there all that time is an open question’
We read of a place called Bethel in the book of Judges and
Bethel means the “ house of god.”
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The adventures of Jahveh and his box in the war with the
Philistines under Eli are very lively and amusing. He appears
to have been neglected by the Jews, and not without reason, for
his virtue was temporarily exhausted. But after their heavy
defeat by the Philistines, they resolved to fetch the ark from
Shiloh, and give old Jahveh another trial. When their fetish
arrived they made the earth ring with their shouts, on hearing
which “the Philistines were afraid, for they said, God is come
into the camp/’ Being, however, a warlike race, they soon
regained courage ; and they acquitted themselves so well in the
next battle, that the Jews were utterly routed with the loss of
thirty thousand men. The Philistines found plenty of loot, and
amongst the spoil of war was old Jahveh in the box.
When Eli, the aged high priest, heard that the ark had fallen
into the hands of the uncircumcised, and that his two sons, its
custodians, were slain, he fell off from his seat backward, and broke
his neck. Poor old fellow 1 Would our Archbishop of Canter­
bury be affected in that way? We suspect not. He would
probably go on living, and stick to his fifteen thousand a year.
When Phineas’ wife, Eli’s daughter-in-law, heard the news,
she was seized with sudden travail, and died after giving birth
to a son. Her last words were, “The glory is departed from
Israel: for the ark of God is taken.” The fetish was their pal­
ladium, and with it disappeared all their hopes.
Being strangers to the bigotry of monotheists, the Philistines
treated old Jahveh with great respect. Although a foreigner, he
was still a god, and they were ready to adopt him. Savages
often act in that way. Waitz tells us, in his “ Anthropology,”
that the Fan tees, for instance, even “ purchase gods which have
acquired a certain celebrity. The gods are put on their trial, to
see whether they are more powerful than others, and if they
prove themselves so, obtain preference and a higher rank above
other gods.”
Jahveh was taken on trial. The Philistines put him in their
joss-house beside their own god Dagon. It was a dangerous ex­
periment, for two of a trade seldom agree. During the day
Jahveh behaved himself decently, but in the night he got out of
bis box and “ went for ” Dagon. Now poor Dagon was taken at
a disadvantage. Being a fish-god, he hadn’t a leg to stand on,
and he was soon sprawling on the floor. Jahveh then retreated
into his box, where the Philistines found him placidly reposing
m the morning, as though he knew as little about the night’s mischief as the heathen Chinee knew about euchre. They set
Dagon up again. All went well during the day as before, but
in the night old Jahveh again slipped out of his box and assaulted
his rival. This time he was in deadly earnest. He broke
Dagon’s head off, amputated his hands, and left nothing but the
stump. In the morning the Philistines beheld this doleful
spectacle, and yet the author of it all lay stone-still in his box,
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But this did not suffice. Old Jahveh’s blood was up. He
smote the men of Ashdod with emerods. The most superficial
reader® of the Bible, when they remember what a lousy victory
the Lord gained over the magicians of Egypt, will readily con­
ceive that this was a very dirty disorder. It was the bleeding
piles or worse. Perhaps the sweet Psalmist had this incident in
mind when he sang that the Lord “smote his enemies in the
hinder-parts : he put them to a perpetual reproach.” The Ashdodians were disconcerted by this attack in the rear, and at a
public meeting on the question, they decided to pass old Jahveh
on to the next city. But the men of Gath fared no better, for
“ they had emerods in their secret parts.” The Ekronites also
had a turn, and after great suffering and loss of life, they sent
old Jahveh and his box back to the Jews with their compli­
ments, and a peace-offering of five golden mice and five golden
emerods.
Parallels to this story exist in Pagan writings. Herodotus
gays that Venus afflicted with “ emerods ” the Scythians who
plundered her temple. Grotius relates a similar fiction as to
the institution of the Phallica. When the Athenians ridiculed
some images of Bacchus, the god sent them a genital disease,
and to prevent its depopulating the city, they received his
images with pomp, and displayed Thrysi with figures of the
afflicted parts bound to them.
The men of Beth-shemesh, where the ark first stopped on
Jewish soil, welcomed it piously ; but they were rash enough to
look into it, and their profane curiosity so enraged old JahveL.
that he slew fifty thousand and seventy of them. This is a
good illustration of the idea of tabu, and a signal instance of his
love of butchery.
They passed the ark on to Kirjathjearim, where it remained
for twenty years, until David ordered its removal to Jerusalem.
Its journey to the capital was, however, arrested at Nachon's
threshing-floor. Just there the oxen shook the ark badly, and a
man called Uzzah put forth his hand to steady it. His object
was to save Jahveh from the ignominy of being tossed out in
the dust. Nevertheless the fetish took it as an insult, and
immediately killed poor Uzzah, either by a kind of torpedo
shock or by a blow on the head. This is a further illustration
of tabu.
David was highly displeased with the Lord for this “ breach
Upon Uzzah:” and being afraid that his turn might come next
ho left the ark at the house of Obed-edom, and went to Jerusalem
alone. But when he heard that it brought a blessing to its
lucky guardian, he fetched it away to the capital, and put it in a
brand new tent. The pious king was so overjoyed that he
danced naked before the ark, and his wife rebuked him for his
indecent exposure.
Soon afterwards David resolved to do the Lord a good turn.
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Jahveh lives in a tent:, it isn’t fair; I’ll build him a house.
But the Lord declined the offer. No, no, said he ; don’t you go
building me a new-fangled shanty : I’ve lived in a nice, airy,
well-ventilated tent ever since I can remember, and I mean to
go on living in one ; just mind your own business and let me
bide. Yet the Lord relented in Solomon’s reign, and allowed
himself to be placed in the temple, although he insisted on
being supplied with exact copies of his old furniture.
.When the priests opened the ark, according to the First of
Kings viii.-)(&gt;9, they found nothing inside “save the two tables of
stone which Moses put there at Ho'reb.” The fetish had disap­
peared. Probably they had by that time grown ashamed of it;
yet as religion cannot advance by too great leaps, they kept the
box, called it the ark of the covenant, and treated it simply as
an oracle. Many years later the box itself became an oppro­
brium.. The great prophet Jeremiah declared that the time
would come when- “they shall say no more, the ark of the
covenant of the Lord: neither shall it come to mind: neither
shall they remember it: neither shall'they visit it: neither
shall that be done any more.”
The author of “Hebrews” does not quite agree with the
book of Kings. He states, in chap, ix., 4, that irn addition to
the tables of stone, the ark contained a specimen pot of that
wonderful manna, and Aaron’s blooming rod.
What finally became of the ark? Josephus says there was no
such thing in the second temple. The apocryphal book of
Maccabees states that the prophet Jeremy, being warned of God,
hid it in a cave on Mount Pisgah, and sealed up the entrance,
so that those who followed him could not find it; and that its
resting-place is to remain “unknown until the time that God
gather his people again together.” The Jews still believe it will
come with the Messiah. We fervently hope he will bring the
box in its original state, with Jahveh inside. Archaeologists
would be delighted to examine such a famous old fetish; and if
the Messiah is anything like other Jews, he will no doubt accept
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�BIBLE ROMANCES.—XVIII.

BULLY

SAMSON.

By G. W. FOOTE.
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Milton’s sublime genius has invested, the story of Samson with
a fictitious grandeur. He saw that it contained materials for a
tragedy in the Greek style, and this plan enabled him to sub­
ordinate those ludicrous incidents which would have degraded
a modern tragedy on the subject. The hero’s thraldom and
blindness suggested his own ill fortune and loss of sight, and
the final triumph over the Philistines gave him an opportunity
to vindicate - himself. The real hero of “Samson Agonistes”
is John Milton.' All those pathetic lamentations and noble
resolves flowed from the depths of his own sorrow and courage.
No trace of his tender beauty or heroic splendour can be found
in the story which was the occasion and not the source of his
inspiration.
The Bible- story of Samson is vulgar and absurd. We can
only account for it by supposing that myth and tradition were
clumsily blended. Samson is nothing but a great bully, ex­
tremely fond of women, and always swaggering and fighting. It
is also pretty clear that he was addicted to drink. He is
described as a teetotaler, but a close examination of several texts
shows that he was in all probability as partial to good liquor as
Jack Falstaff. Would he had the fat knight’s spirit and wit I
In the last verse of the third of Judges £here is mention of
Shamgar, the son of Anath, who slew six hundred Philistines
with an ox goad; very probably by skewering them together
like cat’s-meat; and Dr. H. Oort surmises that the exploits of this
hero have been woven into a solar myth, and thus made to form
a new history. His conjecture is highly credible.
As to the solar myth there can be no doubt. The reader will
meet with abundant evidence as we proceed. But there are two
facts which should be stated now. Samson’s name is never
mentioned in the whole of the Jewish Scriptures outside the
four chapters devoted to his career ; and this renders it probable
that the legend was borrowed somewhat late,’ and incorporated
into the earlier narrative. It is also remarkable that while all
the other Judges fight at the head of troops, Samson combats
his enemies single-handed, and slays thousands without arms.
They obtain occasional assistance from heaven, but his achieve­
ments are all supernatural.
We are first introduced to Samson in the thirteenth chapter of
Judges. His father’s name was Manoah, but his mother’s name
is hidden, in consequence of that perverse contempt of women
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fortunately barren. She expected never to have a child. But
never is a long time, and the chapter of accidents is fruitful in
surprises. Manoah was not the only person of the male per­
suasion. One day a “ man of God ” appeared on the scene when
she was alone, as men of God generally do, and promised her a
son. His intervention was very effectual, and in due course she
produced a sturdy baby, who grew up the champion athlete of
all time.
How strange it is that barren wives were so often selected by
the Lord to become the mothers of prodigies I Sarah was barren,
and ninety before she had Isaac. Rachel was long barren before
the advent of Jacob, although cross-eyed Leah was very prolific.
Hannah was barren, and fretted by the taunts of her productive
rival Peninnah, until the Lord sent her Samuel. And the
apocryphal gospels represent Saint Ann, the grandmother of
God, as twenty years barren before she gave birth to the Virgin
Mary.
Mrs. Manoah went home and told her husband, who besought
the Lord for further information, and desired that the man
of God might come again. His request was granted. The
welcome visitor appeared once more to the lady in her hus­
band’s absence. This time she ran and fetched Manoah, to
whom the announcement was repeated. They invited the
stranger to dine with them, but he refused, and equally
declined to tell them his name. By his advice, Manoah burnt
a kid as an offering to the Lord. He “ did wondrously ”
while the happy couple looked on, doubtless performing some
celestial tricks ; and when the flame rose from the altar he
ascended with it, and vanished from their sight. Then they
knew it was an angel, and they fell on their faces, exclaiming,
“We shall surely die, because we have seen God.”
Now who was this visitor? From the Hebrew it appears that
Mrs. Manoah addressed him as “ thou god of visibility.” The
“ angel of the Lord ” is said to be equivalent to “ the Messiah.”
According to the Rev. W. A. Scott, it was “the Great Judge;”
Gill says it was “no other than the Son of God;” and Adam
Clarke says it was “no other than the Second Person of the
ever-blessed Trinity.” If these learned commentators are right,
this was about the first appearance of Jesus Christ on earth.
On the other hand, the visitor may have been the First Person
of the ever-blessed Trinity, old Jahveh himself. This is not a
wild supposition ; for he who appeared to Moses in a burning
bush, showed him on another occasion his posterior, and habitu­
ally conversed with him face to face, might very well call on the
Manoahs, who belonged to the same chosen stock.
Mrs. Manoah was ordered by the stranger, whether an angel,
Jesus Christ, or God Almighty, not to eat grapes, nor to drink
wine or anything “short,” for the child was to be a Nazarite
from the womb. No razor was to come on his head after he
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was a remarkably close crop ; and when he grew up he was to
redeem Israel from the hand of the Philistines, a people who
were continually oppressing the Jews, and who seem to have
been preserved by the Lord for that very purpose, so that he
might occasionally strike in, and as they say, “ show the strength
of his muscle.”
One part of this prediction is very suggestive. How could
this boy be a Nazarite, when that sect was in all probability not
in existence until hundreds of years after the date of the Judges ?
The Nazarites were teetotalers and strict ascetics, which Samson
most assuredly was not. Why then was he called a Nazarite ?
Because he had long flowing hair, like all the members of that
sect, who eschewed the razor and all its works as affronting the
decrees of God. But his luxuriant curls have a different reason.
They amounted to seven, which was a sacred number with the
Jews. They were his glory, like the shining locks of Apollo ;
and his strength lay in them, as is the case with all the solar
gods, for that abundant hair represents the sun’s rays, which are
resplendent in summer, shorn in the winter, and renewed in the
spring.
The very name of this miraculous child betrays his mytho­
logical character. Samson, or Shimshon, means sun-like accord­
ing to Gesenius ; their sun according to Saint Jerome ; and little
sun according to Adam Clarke. Bag, or fish, gave Dagon, or
fish-god; and from Shemesh, the sun, was derived Shemesh-sun
or sun-god. We find the first syllable retained in many Biblical
names, such as Shem, Shemuel (Samuel), Shemida, Shemiramoth, and Shemezer. The Phoenician sun-god Baal, who was
notoriously worshipped by the recreant Jews, leaves similar
traces in the names of the sons of Saul and David, Eshbaal,
Meribaal, and Baalyadah, as preserved in Chronicles, but
changed by the Rabbi compilers of Samuel into Ishbosheth,
Mephibosheth, and Elyadah. There were also two places in
Palestine, one in Dan and the other in Napthali, called Bethshemesh or Ir-shemesh, that is “ house of the sun ” or “ citv of
the sun.”
J
Dr. Oort well remarks of Samson’s adventures that “a solar
myth doubtless lies at the bottom of them, as we may see
by the very name of the hero, which signifies sun-god. In some
of the features of the story, the original meaning may still be
traced quite clearly.”1 The same view is admirably expanded
and supported in a disquisition on 'l The Legend of Samson,”
by Professor H. Steinthal, of the University of Berlin, which
forms an appendix to Goldziher’s very valuable “ Mythology of
the Hebrews.”
J
These sun-gods are found among all peoples who have ad­
vanced beyond fetishism. We have Apollo in Greece, Ra in
Bgypt, Surya in India, and Balder in Scandinavia. The mighty
1 “ Bible for Young People,” vol. ii., p. 226.

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orb was an object of wonder and praise, and soon personified and
worshipped. Light, heat, and life sprang from the benignant
god of day; and all their fluctuations were reflected in his career.
Sunrise and sunset, the war of light and cloud, the fecund power
of spring, the consuming heat of summer, the blighting approach
of winter, were all described in his birth, battles, triumphs,
defeat, death and resurrection.
Samson was the Jewish Hercules, although, as Dupuis remarks,
he was a poor copy. Adam Clarke, who noticed the resemblance,
insinuated that Hercules was copied from Samson, an idea which
every scholar would now regard as absurd. We shall find many
points of likeness as we proceed- with the review of our hero’s
career.
How Samson’s youth was spent we do not know. The Bible
says that he “ grew,” but most children do that at some rate
or other. We are also informed that “ the Lord blessed him,”
although not in what way. We imagine him as a boisterous lad,
fond of exercising his raw strength; pulling cats’ tails, poking
out dogs’ eyes, robbing orchards, thrashing his schoolfellows,
stealing old men’s sticks and lame men’s crutches, making fun
of females, and “cheeking” his elders. All these characteristics
may be inferred from his behavior in after life.
He entered the camp of Dan, it seems, while still young, and
there “ the spirit of the Lord began to move him at times.” An
early movement of the spirit sent him after a young woman at
Timnath, a daughter of the Philistines. He returned home in
sharp haste, and told the old people to go down and get her for
his wife. They very properly desired him to choose a wife from
his own tribe, but he cut them short. “ She just suits me,” said
he, “ so you’d better fetch her at once.” This conduct was very
undutiful, but then “ it was of the Lord.” On this occasion, as
on every other, Samson went courting amongst aliens, in direct
violation of God’s law; but as the Lord prompted him to the
first offence, we presume that he is equally responsible for all
that followed.
Hercules slew the lion of the Nemean forest without any
weapon, and Samson first displayed his prowess by slaying a
young lion with “ nothing in his hand.” We are left to con­
jecture how the feat was performed, but religious artists have
not hesitated to supplement the Bible narrative. There is one
picture which represents Samson with the lion between his legs,
while he wrenches open its jaws with his two hands. If that
young lion’s teeth were in good order, it must have been rough
work for his fingers, unless the Lord specially hardened them as
he did Pharaoh’s heart.
Samson kept his exploit secret and went on to his young
woman. Shortly after, on passing the spot again, he found a
swarm of bees and honey in the lion’s carcase. He took a couple
of handfuls, of which he ate some himself, and gave the rest to
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■came to share in the merriment. By way of killing the time,
Samson propounded a riddle. If they solved it in seven days,
he was to give them thirty sheets and thirty changes of raiment;
if not, they were to give him the same articles. The riddle was,
“ Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came
forth sweetness.” For six days they tried to crack this hard nut,
and on the seventh they threatened Mrs. Samson that if she did
not worm the answer out of her husband, they would murder
her and all the family. She coaxed the great bully, wept all day
like a thunder-shower, and “lay sore upon him,” until at last
he told her the answer, which she conveyed to his friends, who
■of course won the bet. Samson delicately taunted them with
having “ ploughed with his heifer,” and then absconded, leaving
his wife for his bosom friend. Being in a dreadful rage, he went
to Ashkelon, and killed thirty men to cool himself down.
A passage in Virgil’s fourth Georgic indicates the ancient
belief that bees might be engendered in the carcase of an ox.
It was, however, a mere superstition, involving a physical im­
possibility. Bees do not build in dead flesh, for their wax and
honey would be spoiled by putrefaction, and Samson’s riddle is
a riddle still.
The slaying of the lion is mythological. We have already
mentioned Hercules, but more remains. The Assyrians and
Lydians, Semitic nations like the Jews, worshipped a sun-god
named Sandan or Sandon, who was also a lion killer. The lion
is found as the animal of Apollo on the Lycian monuments as
well as at Patara. “ Hence,” says Steinthal, “ it becomes clear
that the lion was accepted by the Semitic nations as a symbol of
the summer heat............. ‘ Samson, Hercules, or Sandon, kills
the lion ’ means therefore ‘ He is the beneficent saving power
that protects the earth against the burning heat of summer.’
Samson is the kind Aristaeos who delivers the Island of Keos
from the lion, the protector of bees and hives of honey, which
is most abundant when the sun is in the lion.”
Having satiated his anger, Samson remembered the young
woman at Timnath, and at harvest time he went down with a
nice present. Like the rude lover in Voltaire’s “L’lngenu,” he
walked to her bedroom, but her father barred his way. “No,
no,” said he, “that little game won’t do now, Samson ; the girl’s
another man’s wife, so hands off ; yet there’s her sister, a fine
handsome girl, and you can have her if you like.” Samson said
he would see him in Hades first, and bolted in a tempest of
passion. He caught three hundred foxes, tied them in pairs tail
to tail, stuck firebrands between their rumps, and sent them into
the standing corn of the Philistines. Terrible destruction en­
sued, and the enraged Philistines burnt the young woman of
Timnath and her father to death.
Samson must have been a dexterous sportsman to catch three
hundred foxes. Some commentators try to evade the difficulty
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of corn, instead of jackals or foxes ; but the word rendered as
caught never means simply to get, but always to seize by strata­
gem. We learn from Ovid’s “Fasti” that it was a Roman
custom in April to let loose a number of foxes in the circus with
lighted flambeaux on their backs ; and the people took pleasure
in seeing the poor animals run about until they were roasted by
the flames. Dr. Oort considers the whole episode as mythical,
and states that “in the reddish-brown jackals, with torches
between their tails, we easily recognise the lurid thunder-cloud,
from the projecting points of which the lightning-flashes seem
to dart.” In any case Samson’s feat is incredible. He must
have been as wily as the Devil to catch so many foxes, and
three hundred could not be collected without attracting atten­
tion. Nor could they make much progress if the couples were
fairly matched, and pulled in opposite directions. Our opinion
is that Samson could have burnt down all the Philistines’ corn in
less time than it takes to catch one fox ; but, on the other hand,
if he had acted like a sensible man, he would not have been
Samson.
After smiting the Philistines hip and thigh, Samson retreated
to the rocky fastness of Etam, although it is strange that so irre­
sistible a warrior should hide himself from his enemies. His
own people sided with the Philistines, and he grimly allowed
himself to be bound with new ropes, and delivered up to the foe.
But as they shouted he broke through his bonds like tinder, and
went for them with the jawbone of a jackass that happened to be­
lying about. When he stopped slashing, a thousand corpses
were piled in heaps. Those Philistines must have been jackasses
too. They must have stood and waited their turns. Why did
they not skedaddle, and leave Samson to cut slices out of the
air ?
According to Herodotus, Hercules had a similar adventure in
■®gypt&gt; where the inhabitants took him to offer as a sacrifice to
Jupiter. For awhile he submitted quietly, but when they led
him up to the altar, he put forth his strength and slew them all.
The charming old raconteur points out, however, that the Egyp­
tians were not guilty of human sacrifices.
Samson was dreadfully thirsty after completing his tally of
victims, and being ready to die, he called on the Lord, who clave
a hollow in the jawbone and brought water from it. One com­
mentator suggests that the socket of a tooth became a well.
What a monstrous ass !
Hercules was favored with a similar miracle. After slaying
the dragon of the Hesperides, he was in danger of perishing with
thirst in the scorching deserts of Libya, but the gods caused a
fountain to issue from a rock which he struck with his foot. Dr.,
Oort considers the jawbone and the spring as mythical; the
former being the jagged thunder-cloud, from which the lightning
shoots, while the latter is the rain that pours out of it as the
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This tremendous massacre of Philistines appears to have
gained Samson the Judgeship of Israel, which he held for twenty
years. Such a strong fellow no doubt found very few who
dared to disobey him. With Samson it was a word and a blow,
and no one that felt his fist once ever lived to feel it twice.
His next exploit was that of a perfect bully. He went down
to Gaza for a spree, intending to stay all night at a brothel.
While he sported with his harlot the Gazites heard the news, and
they laid in wait for him, so as to kill him in the morning. But
they were woefully disappointed, for at midnight Samson grew
restless, and wanted to stretch himself. He sallied out, pro­
bably without paying his score, lugged off the gates of the city
on his shoulders, and carried them up to the top of a hill.
How they got them back is a knotty question. Perhaps they
induced Samson to convey them back, and in return settled his
account with “ the harlot.”
His next amour, for like the pagan Hercules he had many,
was with Delilah. She dwelt in Nachal Sorek, that is, the Vine
Valley. This may be a mythical trait, representing the zealous
wooing of the vine by the sun-god ; or it may imply that Samson
was anything but a Nazarite. The word Delilah, according to
Ewald, means traitress; but the generally accepted meaning
is languid, delicate, triste. Great bullies are usually enamoured of
frail little women.
As Omphale befooled Hercules, so Delilah befooled Samson.
Milton treats her as his wife, yet it is pretty clear that she was
a professional beauty. The Philistines offered her eleven
hundred pieces of silver to find out and reveal the secret of
Samson’s strength. He tricked her thrice, but the fourth time
she had him. He told her that his strength lay in his hair, and
that if it were shaven he would become as weak as another man.
She made him “ sleep upon her knees ” a sleep so profound that
it was probably the result of drunkenness and exhaustion; called
in a barber, who shaved off his seven locks and left him bald as
a plate; and then handed him over to the Philistines, who bound
him with brass fetters, put out his eyes, and made him grind in
their prison house.
But Samson’s turn was coming. His death was to be more
marvellous than his life. In the fifth act of the play he was to
make positively his last appearance, to eclipse all his previous
efforts, and literally bring down the house.
The Philistine lords arranged for a public holiday to celebrate
Samson’s capture, and to honor their god Dagon for delivering
him into their hands. When their hearts were merry, they
called for Samson to make them sport, from which it would
appear that they had turned him into a kind of clown. They
should have been more careful, for Samson’s hair had begun to
grow again, and his p ite “ showed like a stubble land at harvest
home.” Why did they not keep a barber to give him a clean
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gence. Samson got his keeper to let him lean for rest against
the two middle pillars that supported the great roof of the
temple, on which there were about three thousand men and
women. Then he clasped the pillars with either hand, prayed
the Lord to let him avenge himself on the Philistines for the loss
of his eyes, bowed himself with all his might, and brought
down the whole structure in shapeless ruin. Thus Bully Samson
sank, terrible in death, surrounded by great heaps of slain
enemies. His people searched out his corpse, and buried it in
the family vault.
Samson’s suicide is capable of a mythic interpretation. Her­
cules also destroyed himself by burning, but arose out of the
flames to Olympus. “The sun-god,” observes Steinthal, “in
fighting against the summer heat is fighting against himself; if
he kills it, he kills himself.” The Phoenicians, Assyrians and
Lydians attributed suicide to their sun-gods, for only thus could
they understand the sun’s mitigation of its own heat. Yet they
did not suppose that the god actually died, but only that he
renewed himself like the Phoenix. In this respect the story of
Samson seems to lack a fitting conclusion ; but it must be re­
membered that the Rabbis did not intend it to be regarded as a
solar myth, that it contains a mixture of elements, and that, as
Ewald holds, the present version was probably based on an
earlier work.
Bully Samson’s history has not a single redeeming feature.
He judged Israel for twenty years, but that post did not require
much virtue, and it was often occupied by sturdy rogues. Adam
Clarke admits that “ if we regard what is called the choice of
Hercules, his preference of virtue to pleasure, we shall find that
the heathen is, morally speaking, vastly superior.” Yet this
learned commentator elsewhere says that “a parallel has often
been drawn between Samson and our blessed Lord, of whom he
has been supposed to be a most illustrious type.” This brings
the Prophet of Nazareth very low indeed, and classes him with
the gutter-crowd of Bible worthies. Jesus Christ was not, in
our opinion, so transcendently good and wise and great as his
followers assert; but he certainly deserves to be rescued from
the critical violence of Doctor Adam Clarke. He in nowise
resembles the mythical Jewish hero, who drank, spreed, raked,
fought, and murdered wholesale. It would be more truthful to
say that he is an “ illustrious type ” of God the Father, for
there is a most remarkable resemblance between the characters
of Jehovah and Samson. Old Jahveh is the head of the house,
but Bully Samson is a cadet of the family and shares the blood.
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�BIBLE ROMANCES—XIX.

GOSPEL

GHOSTS.

By G. W. FOOTE.
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The belief la ghosts is rapidly dying out. They are scarcely
ever heard of in towns, except in a forlorn condition at Spiritist
Seances, where they are at the beck and call of professional mediums,
and reduced to playing tricks for their sport and profit. Most
surviving ghosts lurk about villages and lonely homesteads. The
reason of this is obvious. Life and society quicken the intellect
in towns, while the quiet and solitude of the country stimulate
the imagination. And ghosts are entirely a matter of fancy.
Like miracles they depend on faith. If you believe in them you
you may see them ; if you do not you never will. The superstitious
man might behold one in a dimly-lighted room, but a sceptic
would sot perceive one in a dark churchyard. Ghosts are pure
illusions. They are literally, to use a slang phrase, “ all my eye.”
Yet the Bible abounds with these phantasms. They are of
Various kinds, from little spectres to the great Ghost, commonly
called Holy, who himself appears in a variety of forms. Such a
feet is, however, not surprising when we consider that God s
Word is full of the grossest superstitions. Its very author, when
he came on earth in the person of Jesus Christ, actually thought
that mad people had devils in them, and were to be cured by the
exorcist instead of the doctor. Nothing unscientific or absurd need
therefore surprise us in his writings. We ought rather, in read­
ing them, to be thankful for the smallest mercies in the shape of
knowledge and common sense.
Gospel Ghosts are the subject of this Romance, but I cannot
treat them without some preliminary words on those of the Old
Testament. We are very early introduced to one of these. The
second verse of Genesis says that “ the Spirit of God moved upon
the face of the waters.” But as there were no eyes to view this
ocean traveller, the very fish not being then in existence, we have
no notion of its form or feature. All we can say is that it was
the loneliest ghost on record, with the most miserable occupation.
It was worse off than Noah, for although he sailed the seas for
twelve months without sight of land, and must have been heartily
«ick of so much water, it is not unreasonable to suppose that he
had a drop of “ something short ” inside his floating menagerie ;
especially when we reflect that the first thing he did after the
Flood, directly he had offered his burnt offering to the Lord, was
to get dead drunk, which seems to show his ardent love of the
cratur.
The next ^host was “ the Lord God,” whom Adam and Eve
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states that they heard his voice, so he was probably holding a
conversation with himself, as persons of weak intellect often do.
This is quite in keeping with the sequel, which displays him in
a dreadful passion at occurences which anyone but a fool would
have naturally expected. Yet this ghost is, in a manner, an
advance on the first, having passed, as Herbert Spencer would
say, from the homogeneous to the heterogeneous state, from the
simple to the complex. The “ Spirit of the Lord ” appears to have
been a gaseous body, if I may so speak of a ghost; but the “ Lord
God ” has a voice and a walking apparatus, and is therefore organic,
I wonder how long this process of development took. The
ghostly biologist who answers that question will settle a puzzling
problem in chronology, namely, the interval of time between “ in
the beginning ” and the creation of Adam.
After the Flood, and until the Jews settled down in Palestine,
the Lord frequently appeared again. He visited Abraham several
times, and on one occasion stopped to dinner. Two of his angels,
or himself divided into two, called on Lot at Sodom, and put up
with him for the night. He met Jacob near Jabbok brook and
held a wrestling match with him, in which, after many hours’
rough sport, he was at last defeated, although he dislocated his
adversary’s thigh. Moses saw him in a burning bush, in a public­
house, and up a mountain, where he spent forty days with him
and had a panoramic view of his “ afterwards.” Altogether
Jahveli was a pretty busy ghost, until he found it more respectable
and prudent to cultivate a retiring disposition.
Lastly, there were many angelic ghosts in the Old Testament
who played various parts, such as heavenly messsengers, pro­
misers of children to barren wives, (these were doubtless young
and good-looking), lying prophets, and wholesale murderers.
But the most remarkable angels were those sons of God who saw
the daughters of men that they were fair, and who were appa­
rently the progenitors of a mongrel race of giants. It has, how­
ever, been suggested that this narrative was written by a subtle
satirist who sailed as close to the wind as he could; that these
sons of God were priests, a class always fond of the fair sex; and
that the mongrel offspring wrere the bastard children they pro­
created.
The first Bible ghost, in the more modern sense of the word,
is that of the prophet Samuel, who was raised by the witch of
Endor. This old lady kept a “ familiar spirit,” and no doubt a
bristly tom-cat. Her trade was summoning ghosts in the dead
of night. She was one of the survivors of a numerous tribe of
witches and wizards whom Saul had rooted out of the land in his
vigorous and sensible reign ; but in his decline, when the priests
and conjurers were all against him, and he was himself troubled
with fits of melancholy and superstition, he paid this old Hecate
a visit. Apparently ashamed of his weakness, he went in disguise,
and asked her to bring up Samuel. There was much haggling
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law her life was in danger, but at last she brought the old fellow
up. Probably as business had been dull of late, she had grown
unused to ghosts ; at any rate, when she saw Samuel she screamed,
and fancied she saw streams of spectres issuing from the ground.
Samuel wore a mantle, so there are clothes in the spirit world, as
the Spiritists of to-day aver, although some of their lady mediums
have been detected playing the ghost themselves with devilish
little on.
Samuel’s ghost spoke, and all other ghosts indulge more or
less in the same diversion. They generally talk utter nonsense,
although Samuel’s language was rather wicked than absurd. I
should like to know what sort of voice he had. Superstition
generally ascribes to ghosts the ghost of a voice. Savages
describe the spirit-voice as a chirp or murmur, and the classic
descriptions of Homer and Ovid are very similar. Shakespeare
makes the King’s ghost in Hamlet speak monotonous lines which
we naturally associate with subdued accents; and the low
mysterious tone is still affected by the “ familiar spirits ” of modern
mediums. A screaming ghost would be a screaming farce. Those
who wish to find the explanation of this and many other facts of
Animism should consult Mr. E. B. Tylor’s magnificent work on
“Primitive Culture.”
Now let us make a leap to the time of Elijah, who played an
extraordinary trick with a ghost. He was lodging with a widow
at Zarephath, and living on her miraculous barrel of meal and
cruse of oil, which never failed, but gave forth perennial supplies
of pancakes. This fortunate lady’s boy fell ill and died, and she
reproached the prophet with being the cause of her loss. He in
turn gave the Lord a lecture on the subject, and asked what he
meant by slaying the poor woman’s son. Then Elijah carried
the little corpse up into the garret he occupied rent free, laid it
on his bed, “ stretched himself upon the child three times.” and
besought the Lord to let its soul come back. His prayer was
heard, the third stretch was lucky, “ the soul of the child came
into him again, and he revived.” Curiously there is a similar
feat recorded of Elisha, who inherited Elijah’s mantle, and pro­
bably all the rest of his paraphernalia. His hostess, however, was
not a widow but a wife. Her husband was old, and she had no
child when Elisha first came to their house, but that little defect
was soon remedied. She had a son and heir, who grew big
enough to carry his father’s dinner to the reaping field, where
alas ! he was killed by a sunstroke. Elisha operated on the
corpse as Elijah had done before him. He stretched himself on
the child, mouth on mouth, eyes on eyes, and hands on hands,
gave it a good warming, and then went downstairs to get up the
steam again, perhaps over a bottle of inspiration. Being well
primed, he ascended and gave the corpse another middle. This
effort was crowned with complete success. The child’s soul
returned, he sneezed seven times, and opened his eyes, no doubt,
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What a fine example of barbaric superstition I Among savages,
such as the ancient Jews undoubtedly were, it is a common
belief that the soul leaves the body when a man faints or dies,
and may sometimes be brought back by calling on it; and thus,
says Tylor, “ the bringing back of lost souls becomes a regular
part of the sorcerer s or priest's professions." Elijah and Elisha
seem to have both been in this line of business, and these two
cases may have been recorded merely as specimens of their skill.
And how interesting and instructive is that incident of the child
sneezing seven times ! The breath and the soul were the same
thing, and both passed through the nose. God breathed into
Adam’s nostrils the breath of life. At the Flood all in whose nostrils
was the breath of life died. Jacob, as Tylor says, prayed that
man’s soul might not thenceforth depart from his body when he
sneezed. It has been a general custom to utter a pious ejaculation
on sneezing; and when, after a good sneeze Christians say “God
bless me !” they are unconsciously performing an ancient religious
rite. Sternutation is widely associated with demoniacal possession.
The idea appears among peoples so diverse as the Hindus, the
Persians, the Kelts, the Kaffirs, and the Jews, not to mention a
number of other races. The Messalians, an heretical sect, used
to spit and blow their noses to expel the (lemons they might have
drawn in with their breath. There are pictures of mediaeval
exorcists driving out devils through the patients’ nostrils; and
centuries earlier Josephus told of his seeing a certain Jew, named
Eleazar, cure demoniacs by drawing the demons out through the
same channel. Yes, the nose is as prominent in religious history
as it is on our faces, and its intimate connection with the soul may
explain why the priests have always led us by this particular organ.
Elisha s bones, although they could not resuscitate themselves,
had the power of reviving others. A corpse dropped hurriedly
into his sepulchre stood up alive and kicking. Ezekiel saw a
whole valley of dry bones start into life again. Probably the old
ghosts were ready to resume their bodies at a very short notice,
for they were supposed to haunt the place of their burial. Quite
another kind of ghost was the one that passed before the face of
Eliphaz in the dead of night and made the “ hair of his flesh ”
stand up like quills upon the fretful porcupine. Unfortunately
we have no description of it; yet, as it preached a long sermom,
we may conjecture that it was the ghost of a parson looking out
fo&lt;’ a fresh pulpit.
*
This preliminary dissertation on the apparitions of the Old
Testament has proved longer than I expected ; but it is necessary
to my purpose, and it will enable the reader to understand the
Gospe Ghosts.
Jesus Christ himself was considered a ghost by some of the
early heretics. They could not conceive that Deity was born of
a woman, ate, drank, and slept, and suffered an ignominious death ;
so they held that the Messiah was not a being of flesh and blood,
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for the same Jesus who was crucified and buried ascended into
heaven ; and does not St. Paul say that “ flesh and blood cannot
inherit the Kingdom of God ?” But on the other hand there are
the very plain unequivocal words which Luke puts into the
mouth of Jesus on his appearence to the eleven, “A spirit hath
not flesh and bones, as ye see me have. ’ This seems decisive.
Yet those fastidious heretics may be met half way, for if Jesus
was not a ghost, he was the son of a ghost.
With the exception of those spirits Jesus was in the habit of
casting out from people who never possessed them, a sprightly
variety of which he sent into the Gadarean swine, the first
authentic ghost he took in hand was that of Jairus's daughter.
Some critics, among whom is Olshausen, throw doubt on this how­
ever. When Jesus came to raise the girl from the dead, in other
words to call her ghost back, he said “ the maid is not dead, but
sleepeth.” Those critics take this language literally, and assert
that it was not a case of resurrection at all. When the doctors
differ who shall decide? No doubt this is a very important
■question, but somehow the world is quite content to leave it
unsettled, even though it remain open till the day of judgment.
Matthew, Mark and Luke narrate this story, but John does
not. Mark and Luke both say that Jesus, after restoring the
maid to her friends, charged them that they should tell no man,
while Matthew says that “ the fame hereof went abroad into all
that land.” This is a good illustration of Gospel Harmony. Yet
it is fair to say that the different stories may be reconciled by
■supposing that Jesus told a white lie. He might have asked them
to keep the miracle a secret, in order to get it well published.
Jesus raised up more than one person from the dead, as indeed
was to be expected, for Rabbi Acha in the Talmud only expressed
the general belief when he said that “ in the Messianic time God
will wake the dead, as he did before by Elijah, Elisha and Ezekiel.”
The second case was that of the widow's son at Nain. Jesus
resuscitated him publicly before “ much people ” as he was being
carried to the grave. Of course the young man, like the young
maid, was never heard of again; and although the “ rumor went
forth through all Judaea,” it never reached the ears of Matthew,
Mark and John. Josephus did not hear of it, nor even Paul,
for he told Agrippa that Christ was the first that rose from the
dead, and in Corinthians (xv, 20) he calls him “ the firstfruits
of them that slept.” For any useful result, or any conviction it
produced, this miracle was as barren as the figtree.
Philostratus relates a similar story of Apollonius of Tyana, who
met one day in the streets of Rome a damsel carried out to burial,
followed by her betrothed, and by a weeping company. He bade
them set down the bier, saying he would staunch their tears;
and having enquired her name, whispered something in her ear,
and then, taking her by the hand, he lifted her up, and she began
straightway to speak, and returned to her father s house. This
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Professor Rhys.
Davids and other Buddhist scholars narrate it with slight varia­
tions, but it is more finely rendered by Mr. Edwin Arnold in his
noble poem “ The Light of Asia.” A young mother brings theMaster her dying child, bitten by a poisonous snake, and implores,
his aid. Gazing at her with his gentle eyes, and laying on her his
patient hand, he says that there is one thing which might heal
her grief and the boy’s wound, if she could find it; a black
mustard-seed, taken from a house where no father, mother, child
or slave has died. But she seeks it in vain, for although those of
whom she begs kindly offer her the seed, she cannot take it,
because every house bears the taint of death ; and she returns tothe pitiful wise Master with the sad news.
A far more beautiful story is told of Buddha.

“ My sister! thou hast found,” the Master said,
“ Searching for what none finds—that bitter balm
I had to give thee. He thou lovedst slept
Dead on thy bosom yesterday : to-day
Thou know’st the whole wide world weeps with thy woe:
The grief which all hearts share grows less for one.
Lo ! I would pour my blood if I could stay
Thy tears and win the secret of that curse
Which makes sweet love our anguish, and which drives—
O’er flowers and pastures to the sacrifice—
As these dumb beasts are driven—-men their lords.
I seek that secret bury thou thy child.

How pathetic, yet how sane! How far above Luke’s story of'
Christ, which teaches no lesson and touches no eternal problem !
Yet Buddha was a “ heathen moralist,” who lived centuries before
Christ was born.
Luke claims to have had “ perfect understanding of all
things from the very first,” and he certainly beats the other
evangelists in his account of the ruler’s daughter. Yet he
yields to reporter John in the case of Lazarus; in fact, John,
beats all three of his rivals hollow, for while he hunts up all the
details of the gentleman's resurrection, they never once get on,
the scent. Lazarus was loved by Jesus; he lived and died, rose
from the tomb, and lived and died again, unless he is still roam­
ing the earth; yet Matthew, Mark and Luke never heard of him..
What makes this ignorance still more striking is that John repre­
sents the raising of Lazarus as the fact which provoked the resent­
ment of the chief priests and Pharisees, and led to the crucifixion
of Christ.
Jesus knew that his friend Lazarus lay dying, but would not
save his life, because he meant to work a bigger miracle. When
he arrived at Bethany, Martha and Mary were surrounded with
sympathetic friends, and weeping over their brother’s grave. Thescene was so affecting that “ Jesus wept ” too, although he knew,,
which they did not, that in less than a minute Lazarus would be
restored to life. Jesus is called “ the man of sorrows,” and not
without cause, for he could pipe his optics on the smallest provo­
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Lazarus had been dead four days, and his flesh was rather high.
Martha said “he stinketh ” ; and St. Ambrose wrote that the
smell was like Egyptian darkness, so thick that it could be felt.
But Jesus, being the son of Jahveh, and used to the sickly odor
■of burnt offerings, was not deterred by such a trifle. Approaching
the tomb, he first asked his celestial parent to back him up, and
then shouted “ Lazarus, come forth!” Whereupon the corpse
started up all alive, but not kicking, for it was bound hand and
foot with graveclothes, and must have looked remarkably like a
bale of bacon. Lazarus was soon unpacked, and then he walked
away into infinite space, for he was never heard of afterwards.
Many people saw this miracle, but it was not mentioned at the
trial of Jesus before Pilate. What a strange omission 1 If
Lazarus had been produced in court, with the witnesses of his
resurrection, is it likely that Pilate would have sentenced Jesus
to death ? Or, if the chief priests and Pharisees believed in the
miracle, would they have tried to kill one who had proved him­
self the master of Death ?
Why did Jesus shout “Lazarus, come forth”? Would not a
whisper have done as well ? There is a theatrical air about the
whole performance. Renan suggests that it was all a trick, got
up between Lazarus and Jesus, when the latter’s head was turned
and his conscience perverted by the Messianic delusion. Dr.
Davidson saves the credit of his Savior by impeaching John’s
accuracy, and charging him with “ converting the Lazarus of the
parable in Luke into a historical person.” Keim also holds that
“ not a doubt can remain of the spuriousness of the whole story.”
A host of Biblical critics agree with this view, including Schenkel
Strauss, Baur, Weisse and Hilgenfeld.
What became of Lazarus after his resurrection ? Scripture is
silent, but tradition says he became Bishop of Marseilles, which is
no doubt as true as that he wrote the wrote the “ Marseillaise.”
Epiphanius relates that he lived thirty years after his “ second
birth.” What a pity he did not occupy some of that time in
writing his autobiography 1 The history of the four days he
spent God knows where would have been the best bit of literary
property in the market. There is a tradition that the first thinoLazarus asked on coming to, was whether he should die aoaimand on being told “ Yes,” he never smiled more. Had he 'then’
like Jesus a little later, spent those four days in Hell ? Or had
he been to Heaven, and finding it dismally monotonous, as
Revelation depicts, was he terrified at the thought of returning,
and dwelling for ever with what Heine called “ all the menagerie
of the Apocalypse ” ? Robert Browning has brought great learn­
ing and subtlety to bear on this subject, in his Epistle of Karshish the Arab Physician, but of course he is a poet and not a
theologian.
Jesus Christ's ghost will be dealt with in my next Romance
which I shall devote entirely to his resurrection and ascension.’
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ghost of ghosts, the Holy Ghost. Let us, dear reader, approach
this mystical spirit with fear and trembling; for blasphemy
against the Holy Ghost is a sin that will never be forgiven us in
this world or the next. It leads as surely to the pit as jumping
from the gallery of a theatre ; and is all the more to be dreaded
because nobody knows exactly what it is.
Men have speculated whether this being should be called he
she, or it. But the incidents treated in my Romance of “A
Virgin Mother ” decisively settle that question. Mary “ was
found with child of the Holy Ghost.” What shape the heavenly
father of Jesus took when he visited Joseph s young woman is
a moot point. Protestant writers shirk the subject, but Catholics
go in for the dove or the pigeon. They ridicule the pagan story
of Jove’s making love to Leda in the form of a swan, and
becoming the father of Castor and Pollux. But what difference
is there between these two myths except in the size of the bird ?
Yet to laugh at the one is legitimate fun, while to laugh at the
other is unpardonable sin. Blasphemy against the Holy Ghost
depends on a mere point in ornithology.
There is no doubt as to the Holy Ghost's form on his next
appearance. When Jesus was baptised “ he saw the Spirit of
God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him.” This
is Matthew's account. Luke goes farther. He writes as
though all the bystanders witnessed the marvel as well as Jesus,
“ The heaven was opened, and the Holy Ghost descended in a
bodily shape like a dove.” Fancy such an avatar occurring to­
day, and some pious sportsman taking a pot shot at the sacred
bird, and eating the Holy Ghost for supper. Fortunately the
age of miracles is past, and we need not fear such a catastrophe.
The last appearance of the Holy Ghost was on that famous day
of Pentecost, when he came in the form of tongues of fire on the
heads of the twelve apostles. The effect of this visitation was
singular : they all began to jabber strange tongues. Some of the
auditors thought they were filled with the spirit, and others said
they were drunk. A similar diversity of opinion haj obtained since.
Many men have been “ filled with the Holy Ghost,” like those
captains of the first Salvation Army, have talked with strange
tongues, have seen visions and dreamed dreams ; and while some
people have thought them inspired, others have thought them
delirious. This latter class have ever, as in the Acts, been
stigmatised as “ mockers,” but their number is rapidly increasing
in this age of science and common-sense. They have always had
the laugh on their side, and now the world is coming over too.
A mighty roar of laughter is shaking the realms of superstition,
flutteringall the ghosts, warning them to melt into thin air, and
“ like the baseless fabric of a vision faded, leave not a wrack
behind.”
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A RISING

GOD.

By G. W. FOOTE.
-------- ♦------We now approach the Romance of the Resurrection and the

strange exploits of the famous Jerusalem ghost. Singular as it.
may appear, the “ greatest religion in the world ” is founded on
the history of this phantom. For eighteen centuries it has rested
the eternal welfare of mankind on a fable. Ever since St. Paul
wrote “If Christ be not risen then is our preaching vain,”
Christianity has staked everything on a mythical story, no more
respectable than that of the Cock Lane ghost. The wild delu­
sions of an hysterical woman, communicated to a multitude of
others by a well known process of infusion, originated that
Gospel of the Resurrection which is described as the Christian’s
support in life and consolation in death, and without which none
of us should see salvation.
In the previous Romance of “ Gospel Ghosts ” I prepared the
ground for this, and considerable space was devoted to the Old
Testament ghosts because their treatment was essential to my
purpose. My readers can now estimate the statements of Canon
Westcott on this subject, and see through his sophistries. In his
“ Gospel of the Resurrection ” he contends that Christ s disciples
were not likely to have been deceived, because “there was no
popular belief at the time which could have inspired them with a
faith in an imaginary Resurrection.” This writer presumes on
his readers’ ignorance. The resurrection of the dead was a.
primary doctrine of the Pharisees, and distinguished them from
the Sadducees. These parties were the two great religious
divisions of Judaism, the former representing popular Dissent
and the latter the orthodox State Church. When Paul stood
before the Sanhedrim, and was in danger for reviling the high
priest Ananias, he dexterously availed himself of their jealousy
by crying, “ I am a Pharisee, the son of a Pharisee : of the hope
and resurrection of the dead I am called in question.” This;
clever evasion set them by the ears at once, and “there arose a
dissension.” On a former occasion the Pharisees cornered Jesus
with a puzzle that turned on their favorite doctrine.; they asked
him whose wife a woman seven times married would be at the
resurrection. Canon Westcott’s statement is thus belied by his
own Scripture. And it is further belied by history, for the sect,
of Essenes, to which Jesus himself probably belonged, joined
with the Pharisees in their opposition to the Mosaic doctrine of
the Sadducees, and their acceptance of the belief in a future life..
We have also seen that the raising of persons from the dead was-,
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times performed the same feat, and that the Jews fully expected
the Messiah to revive corpses after the manner of Elijah.
The learned Canon merely alludes to these significant facts,
-and then tries to nullify them by arguing that “ the belief in the
resuscitation of the dead to the vicissitudes of ordinary life
would indispose for the belief in a rising to a life wholly new in
kind and issue.” Perhaps so, but what new feature was there in
the story of Christ’s resurrection ? It is beyond all dispute that
he was believed to have risen in the body. Beyond a certain
capacity for mysteriously appearing and vanishing, and floating
•through closed doors, he displayed all the characteristics of a
human being. He walked, talked and dined; and when the
-apostles imagined him a spirit, he repudiated the idea, and
invited them to feel his muscle. True, he ascended into heaven
before their eyes, but it was in a bodily form; and they were
■quite prepared to see him levitate, for Enoch and Elijah had
gone aloft in that way, and could the Messiah do any less ?
The idea of a lost leader’s return is not novel. Witness the
legends of Arthur, Arminius, Barbarossa, and Napoleon. Even
Nero, as Suetonius relates, was expected to come again and
resume his throne. And to this day the crazy Southcotians
believe that their Joanna will revisit the earth. But perhaps the
most signal parallel to the apostles’ frame of mind is to be found
in the story of Omar, who, when the report of Mohammed’s death
was brought, drew his scimitar, and swore he would kill the
wretch who dared to say that the prophet of Allah could die.
Let it not be said that it was impossible for a legend concern­
ing Jesus to grow up during the lifetime of his disciples. Light­
foot well says that the Jews were perhaps the most superstitious
people that ever lived. With equal truth Iienan asserts that
“ Palestine was one of the countries most in arrear in the science
■ of the day; the Cali beans were the most ignorant of all the
inhabitants of Palestine, and the disciples of Jesus might be
leckoned among the most stupid Galilseans.” There was nothing
too. extravagant for their credulity. Sixteen centuries later a
similar legend to that of Jesus Christ arose among the followers
■of one of his compatriots. Sabbathai Sevi, in 1666, proclaimed
himself the Messiah, and attracted a crowd of disciples. Being
seized by the Sultan, who would not tolerate his vagaries, he had
to face the grim alternative of making a summary exit from this
world or becoming a Mussulman. He preferred conversion to
■execution, and lived until 1676, when he succumbed to a colic
instead of the bowstring. “ It might have been expected,” says
Milman, “ that his sect, if it survived his apostacy, at least would
have expired with his death ; but there is no calculating the
■obstinacy of human credulity: his followers gave out that he was
transported to heaven like Enoch and Elijah ; and notwithstand­
ing the constant and active opposition of the Jewish priesthood,
the sect spread in all quarters.” Now if, in the seventeenth cen­
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apostatised, and who, instead of suffering martyrdom, died of
flatulence ; how much more easily, in the first century, might a
similar legend gather round the memory of a nobler character,
whose tragic end is one of the most pathetic episodes in human
history.
Having in another volume admitted that our four gospels can­
not be traced back farther than the second half of the second
eentury, Canon Westcott is obliged to make much of the earlier
epistles of St. Paul. The First of Corinthians is universally
allowed to be authentic, and in the fifteenth chapter the great
apostle gives his “testimony to Christ’s resurrection.” Paul
writes that “ he was buried, and that he rose again the third day
according to the Scriptures : And that he was seen of Cephas,
then of the twelve : After that he was seen of above five hundred
brethren at once ; of whom the greater part remain unto this
present, but some are fallen asleep. After that he was seen of James ;
then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also’
as of one born out of due time.” There is no idealism about
this, says the learned Canon; it is purely historic. He then
arbitrarily fixes the date of Paul’s conversion at “ ten years after
the Lord’s death,” and concludes that we have the unimpeachable
witness of a contemporary. What marvellous logic! What
astounding ignorance of the laws of evidence !
Paul was not an actual witness of the Resurrection; and as.
there is not the slightest evidence that he ever saw Jesus in the
flesh, how could he recognise his apparition ? For ten years
after the crucifixion Paul disbelieved the story of the risen
Christ, and persecuted those who embraced it. He was not a
dolt, but a man of sharp, inquiring intellect; and surely he
examined the story before he rejected it. Investigation and
argument never convinced him of its truth ; it required a miracleio persuade him. And even that is open to doubt, for there are
many who hold that he was converted by a sunstroke. On the
road to Damascus, where he intended to ferret out the Christians,
“ suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven T
and he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul,
Saul, why persecutest thou me ?” This was not a case of sun­
stroke, say the apologists, for the narrative states that “ the men
which journeyed with him stood speechless, hearing a voice, but
seeing no man.” But Paul himself, in relating the adventure
(Acts xxii., 9), says that they “ saw indeed the light, and were
afraid ; but they heard not the voice of him that spake to me.”
On the whole it is clear that he only heard the voice, while neither
he nor they beheld any apparition. It was clearly a case of sun­
stroke attended with hallucination. Paul may be pardoned for
yielding to delusions at a time of intense excitement, but there
©an be no excuse for the Christian apologists who share them
in ©old blood.
Paid obviously considers this “ appearance B of Christ of the
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jective and objective experiences. Of what value, then, is his
testimony ? And how can he stand sponsor for the other witnesses
he enumerates but does not produce ?
Who were the “ five hundred brethen ” that saw the risen
Christ? Why did not Paul record their evidence fully? Why
were not the survivors brought before a responsible committee,
and their examinations taken down and preserved ? And how
did there happen to be “five hundred brethren” assembled in
one place, when the disciples, immediately after the Ascension
“ together were about an hundred and twenty ” ? Did Jesus
descend again from heaven, and give another farewell perform­
ance, positively for the last time ?
Now let us come to the four gospels. These were not in
existence until long after Jesus and all his disciples had mouldered
to dust. They are not contemporary witness, but the voice
of tradition, put into a literary form by unknown writers. As
might be expected, they agree considerably as to the sayings of
Jesus, but differ widely as to his doings; and their disagreement
is naturally greatest with respect to the supernatural portions of
his history.
Matthew states that at the crucifixion there was darkness over
all the land for three hours. Luke says it extended “ over all the
earth.” Mark and John never heard of it, nor did Josephus,
who was also a Jew. It also escaped the notice of every profane
historian. Pliny, Suetonius, Tacitus and Plutarch do not mention
this extraordinary occurrence, although two of them carefully
recorded prodigies and wonders. Matthew also states that the
veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom.
Luke of course agrees, and Mark and John are again silent. An
earthquake is introduced to account for this rent, but how could
an earthquake tear a soft, flexible substance without throwing
down the solid structure to which it was attached ? Matthew
further alleges that this capricious earthquake opened the graves,
and that many of the sleeping saints arose and strolled into
Jerusalem. Mark and John are again silent. Even Luke throws
up the sponge, and leaves Matthew in possession of the field.
Earthquakes were cheap enough in that superstitious age, and
ghosts were as plentiful as blackberries. No wonder the
Christians borrowed a few for their Savior's death. How could
they do less, when as much was done for Pagan kings and
emperors ? Shakespeare, who let nothing slip, notices how
“ In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
A little ere the mighty Julius fell,
The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead
Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets.”

Why are not the prodigies related of the death of Caesar as cred­
ible as those related of the death of Christ ?
Matthew’s use of the word “ saints ” in this story is very
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by his precious blood. Perhaps it is true, as Irenaeus asserts,
that Jesus lived till fifty ; and thus a crowd of disciples might
have gone to their graves before he gave up the ghost. And
what became of the “ saints ” after their resurrection? Why did
aot Paul produce a few of them instead of vaguely alluding to
those “ five hundred brethren ” ? According to Eusebius, Quadratus presented an apology to the Emperor Hadrian about A.D.
120, in which he asserted that some of them were still surviving !
Many of the biggest lies on record were told by those early
Christians ; and if the Devil is the father of liars as well as lies,
they have a good claim to be considered his eldest children.
In what condition did the “ saints ” arise ? Were they stinking
like Lazarus ? They were not spirits, but resuscitated bodies.
Did they return home “ like ghosts to trouble joy,” as the Lotos
Eaters say in Tennyson’s poem ? Surely there must have been
great confusion. The late Mr. Solomons probably found Mrs.
Solomons married again to Mr. Isaacs, and so reconciled to her
lot as to resent his impertinent intrusion. Jesus would of course
be obliged to act as umpire ; and in deciding whose wife Mrs.
Solomons-Isaacs was, he would be unable to resort to the evasion
with which he baffled the Pharisees. “ Don’t tell me that in the
kingdom of heaven there is neither marrying nor giving in mar­
riage,” roars Solomons, “ this ain’t heaven; and I want my
wife.” “ No, no,” shrieks Isaacs; “ he shan’t have her. Send
that preposterous fellow back to his grave, and tell him to lie
there quietly, without plaguing his old neighbours, or there’ll be
a breach of the peace, Mr. Jesus.” Let us draw a veil over the
dreadful scene.
It has been doubted whether Jesus actually died on the cross.
Crucifixion was very slow murder to a man in the prime of life.
The victims sometimes lingered for days, perishing at last from
sheer exhaustion. Jesus was only on the cross for a few hours,
and when Joseph of Arimathsea applied for the body “Pilate
marvelled if he were already dead.” This is Mark’s version.
John, however, says that he was hastily removed with the two
thieves, “ that the bodies should not remain upon the cross on
the Sabbath day.” Considering these facts, some have held that
Jesus did not die then, that the resurrection and ascension were
“ a plant,” arranged between him and the disciples, and that
he retired to an Essenian monastery, where he spent the
remainder of his days in quiet obscurity.
Matthew describes the burial. Joseph of Arimathsea, lays the
body in a new tomb, rolls a big stone against the entrance, and
goes home to supper. In that sepulchre Jesus performed the
marvellous feat of remaining three days between Friday night
and Sunday morning. Perhaps he reckoned the nights as over­
time, but even then his arithmetic was rather elastic.
. While Jesus was putting in three days’time between Friday
night and Sunday morning, the chief priests and Pharisees were
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that Jesus had promised to rise again after three days, and
asked him to take precautions against his disciples’ playing thepart of body-snatchers. He gave them a watch of soldiers, and
they made the sepulchre still surer by sealing the stone. But in
the night there was another earthquake ; an angel flew down
from heaven and rolled back the stone, sat on it, and frightened
the keepers into fits. In the confusion Jesus picked himself up
and walked off to borrow a suit of clothes. The watch then
went and told the chief priests and elders, who gave them “large
money,” asked them to say that the disciples came by night and
stole the body while they slept, and promised to make it all
right with Pilate.
Was there ever a sillier story? The big-wigs of Jerusalem
had executed Jesus as “a deceiver.” Surely, then, when they
found he was not, when they learnt that he had angels in his
retinue and was lord of death, they would have trembled with
fear, and repented in sackcloth and ashes. Deceiving the people
in this extremity was simply asinine, for that would be no pro­
tection against him. Nor is it likely that the soldiers would say
they had slept at their posts, when it was an offence punishable
with death. The promise to pacify Pilate was all fudge, for the
Governor and the Sanhedrim lived in a constant state of mutual
enmity. Regard it how you will, this story is absurd. It is the
work of a man who knew nothing ahout the political and social
condition of Jerusalem.
But this is not all. How did the priests come to know that
Jesus prophesied his resurrection? His very disciples were
ignorant of the fact (John xx., 9) and how could the priests be
aware of what was unknown to them ? Fortunately, there is a
little sentence in Matthew’s narrative which throws a flood of
light on the whole affair. The saying that the disciples stole the
body, he says, “ is commonly reported among the Jews until this
day.” Until this day ! Does not this show that the story was
written long after date ? Does it not allow scope for the
introduction of any quantity of legend and mythology ?
.The contradictions of the four gospels now come fast and
thick. In their stories of the visit to the sepulchre, of Christ’s
first appearance, of his subsequent interviews with his disciples,,
and of his final ascension to heaven, they differ hopelessly. Such
conflicting evidence would be laughed out of any court of law,
and shall it be accepted in the high court of reason ? These
inspired writers scarcely agree on a single point, while their dis­
agreements are numerous and essential. I cannot deal with them
all, but I select a few typical cases.
Matthew brings two women to the tomb, Mary Magdalene and
“ the other Mary.” Mark brings these two with a third called
Salome. Luke ignores Salome, and brings a third called Joanna,
with “ other women ” whose names are not mentioned. John
brings Mary Magdalene alone. Here is gospel harmony for youf
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anybody was. Jesus had cast seven devils out of her ; in other
words, she was afflicted with hysteria; and it is quite possible
that she invented the whole story of the resurrection, and forced
it on the disciples by mere force of impudence and iteration.
Matthew says there was an earthquake, and that an angel
rolled away the stone and sat on it. Mark says the women saw
no angel, but the stone was rolled away, and on looking in they
saw a young man in white. Luke also omits the angel, but he
places two men in shiny suits in the sepulchre. John merely
says that they found the sepulchre open, without seeing any
angel or man, although two angels were there afterwards when
Mary Magdalene came the second time. The wonder is that the
crazy creature did not see a million.
Matthew says that Jesus appeared first to the women. Mark
says that he appeared to Mary Magdalene alone. Luke says that
his first appearance was to two of the disciples as they were
walking to Emmaus. John agrees for once with Mark.
Matthew says that the angel told the disciples to go into
Galilee, where they should see their Master; and Mark agrees
with him. Luke omits this message, and keeps the disciples in
Jerusalem. John also omits the message, although he takes
Jesus and the disciples to Galilee. And right on the heels of
John pomes the Acts, stating that Jesus and his disciples never
went into Galilee at all, but that he expressly “ commanded them
that they should not depart from Jerusalem.”
Gospel harmony is like Dutch harmony, in which each man
sings his own tune, without caring a curse for his neighbors.
We have had some good illustrations already, but they are tame
to those that follow.
The gospels differ as to the subsequent appearances of Christ
as well as about the first. Matthew says that he appeared only
■once, just before going aloft. A lark says he appeared three
times : to the women, to two disciples as they walked, and to the
eleven. Luke says he appeared twice : to the two pedestrians,
and to the eleven in a room. John says he appeared four times :
to Mary Magdalene, to the disciples in a room without Thomas,
to the same again with Thomas, and to the same once more at
Tiberias. John only tells the dramatic story of doubting Thomas
Didymus, and of course he is the only evangelist who introduces
the spear-thrust. It was necessary that when sceptical Tom
wanted to plunge his hand in his Savior s entrails, he should find
a ready-made hole.
When Jesus appeared to the eleven in a third-floor back he
must have floated through the door or crept through the keyhole.
Yet he gave them ocular and palpable proof that he was not a
spirit, but good solid flesh and bone. Luke and John both make
him eat broiled fish and honeycomb with his disciples, the un­
digested remnants of which he appears to have carried in his
stomach to heaven.
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ghost. Of course the Christians were obliged to get rid of their
“ resurrected ” Savior in some way. They could not produce him
when people began to inquire, and so they had to account for his
disappearance. Only one resource was possible. They reported
that he had “ gone up.” But they did this in the clumsiest fashion,
and their various accounts are a remarkable instance of “ gospel
harmony.” Matthew (that is, the first gospel; for Matthew had
as much to do with it as the man in the moon) does not even
narrate the ascension. He vaguely hints that Jesus evanesced
after appearing to the eleven disciples who were left after Judas
stretched his own neck, up “ a mountain ” somewhere in Galilee.
John (or the fourth gospel) breaks off with a fine piece of bun­
combe, and leaves Jesus flitting about in the world like a dis­
consolate bat. The whole positive story of the ascension lies
between Mark and Luke. Luke says that Jesus ascended from
Bethany, a short distance from Jerusalem, on the very day of his
resurrection, or, at the latest, the next morning. Mark, on the
contrary, without any precision as to time, distinctly states that
he ascended from Galilee, at least sixty miles from Jerusalem.
It cannot be said that they agree as to time ; it can certainly be
said that they differ as to place ; and this difference puts them
both out of court until one or the other can find a corroborating
witness. There is only one more witness to examine—the anony­
mous author of the undated “ Acts of the Apostles.” He agrees
With Mark as to the place, but differs from both Mark and Luke
as to the time ; for he plainly says that Jesus spent forty days (off
and on) with his disciples before levitating through the clouds.
There is a significant statement in this last account. Jesus
was “taken up, and a cloud received him out of their sight.”
That is, he was lost in a cloud, just as they were. With a little
licence in metaphor, we might say that the whole thing concluded
in smoke. And this is the end of the Rising God.

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THE BIBLE MENAGERIE.
By G. W. FOOTE.
Menageries are delightful places to visit. The objects of the
show are not only interesting but alive. It is not art but nature.
The animals do not keep one posture and a fixed gaze. They
exhibit the varying emotions of conscious vitality, in limbs,
features and eyes. Unfortunately, however, the Bible menagerie
is cold and dead. Many of its specimens, it is true, belong to
species which still inhabit the earth; but others alas! are with­
out any living counterparts, and there are sceptics wicked enough
to suggest that they are artificial products of a pious imagination.
The first animals specifically mentioned in the Bible are
“ great whales.” God made a quantity of these on the fifth day
of creation out of the same material from which he manufactured
everything else, namely Nothing. The Revised Bible calls them
“ great sea-monsters.” Calvin translates the Hebrew word tannin
as tunny fish. Patrick thinks it means the crocodile, and Adam
Clarke any large aquatic animal. What a beautifully clear
language Hebrew is, and what a happy family are the commen-,
tators!
Job is supposed to refer to one of these “great whales ” in his
fantastic description of leviathan, a creature which the Revised
Bible degrades into a crocodile. Rabbi Kimchi says it is the
same animal mentioned in the Creation story, and the largest
fish in the sea. But whether leviathan was a whale or a crocodile
there are no specimens of either now extant in the least resem­
bling Job’s, with its “comely proportions,” its pyrotechnic
“neesings,” its eyes “like the eyelids of the morning,” and its
breath that could light a fire without matches. The author of
the Book of Job was a poet, and he seems to have used all the
license of his tribe in this piece of description. If he were
alive now he might earn a good living by drawing up the adver­
tisements for Wombwell’s menagerie or the Bank Holidav
announcements for “the Zoo.”
J
A still more distinguished member of the “ great whale ” family
was the interesting mammal that so obligingly took in Mr. Jonah
out of the wet, when he was literally about to perish from water
on the brain. We have already related the prophet’s adventures
and.at present we are only concerned with his three-days’ com­
panion. How the hospitable creature got Mr. Jonah down is a
debateable question. Without a miracle, the gullet of a whale
will only accommodate an ordinary herring. What a distention its
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stretch. The Talmudic writers give many interesting details of
this animal’s character. They say it possessed seven eyes, one for
every day in the week. They also assert that it was a male, and
that Mr. Jonah, finding its entrails rather restricted, besought
Jehovah to change his quarters. He was then transferred to a
female; but as she was in an interesting condition, Mr. Jonah
found his accommodation still more limited; and he was therefore
compelled to ask Jehovah to shift him back to his original apart­
ments. Whether male or female, the poor whale must have been
sadly punished by entertaining a man in its belly for three days
and nights. What a horrid stoppage of the bowels! There was
plenty of emetic in the shape of salt water, but it would not
operate until the Lord’s time was come. Some Arabic writers,
in opposition to Jesus Christ and the book of Jonah, assign forty
days, instead of three, as the period of Mr. Jonah’s residence in
the whale’s interior. The supposition is too cruel. Anyhow, it
was a wonderful fish ; and any aquarium that possessed one like
it, as well as a preacher who could stand being swallowed and
vomited, would soon make a large fortune. There might be a
performance twice a week, and man and whale could have
Sunday to themselves for rest and devotion.
The Book of Jonah describes the animal that took him for a
deep-sea excursion as “ a great fish,” and Bochart and other
commentators have opined that it was a shark, some of that
species being quite capable of swallowing and containing a man.
But sharks have an awkward habit of “ chawing” with their for­
midable rows of teeth ; and Mr. Jonah’s condition, after passing
that ghastly barricade, would defy surgery. Fortunately we have
the authority of Jesus Christ for saying that the animal was a
whale. Yet this makes the Bible contradict science or itself, for
a whale is not a fish, although it lives in the sea.
Mr. Adam and Mrs. Eve are the next animals the Bible
mentions. One was made out of mud, and the other out of a
spare rib. Both were modelled like their maker, who is there­
fore, we presume, bisexual. With the scripture in their hands,
the Christian priests still maintain that man is the image of God.
If the Almighty is like some of them he is very ugly. Mr.
Adam doubtless differed a good deal from the men of to-day.
He lived nine hundred and thirty years, and according to Jewish
tradition he was several hundred feet long. His skeleton, if it is
ever discovered, will tax the resources of our largest museums.
The Bible menagerie is well supplied with serpents. One of
these is a truly remarkable creature. It held a conversation
with Mrs. Eve, and introduced her to the forbidden fruit. She
was not at all astonished at its powers of speech, and we may infer
that serpents talked in those days. God was asleep or off duty
at the time. When he discovered the serpent’s trick, he cursed
it, dooming it to go upon its belly and eat dust all the days of its
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bulated on its back, its head, or its tail; unless we allow, with
Josephus, that it walked on legs, besides possessing a human
voice. Adam Clarke, in a learned disquisition on the many
renderings of the Hebrew machash, concludes that it means an
ape, and perhaps an orang-outang. What a pity the world has
lost the primitive zoological dictionary! It was compiled by Mr.
Adam, who gave names to every beast of the field and every fowl of
the air as the Lord paraded them before the grand stand. No doubt
the volume was ornamented with cuts by the old man or one
of the boys, who had plenty of leisure for the work. If it
existed now, it would not only be the most precious of ancient
relics, but throw a clarifying light on the vexed question
whether Mrs. Eve succumbed to a serpent or a monkey.
Mrs. Eve’s tempter is not the only talking animal in the
Bible menagerie. There is at least another, namely Balaam’s
ass, whose exploits we have already narrated. This four-legged
wonder, like most asses, had a faculty for seeing angels. The
Lord opened its mouth, as he has the mouth of many an ass
since. From this fact we judge it was not a loquacious animal,
like its modern successors. According to the story, its elo­
quence required to be stimulated with a stick: an excellent
hint to congregations that are troubled with a dull preacher.
Recurring to serpents, the Lord sent some fiery ones to bite
the Jews for murmuring against his commissariat. The bite of
this reptile was mortal to “ much people.” Some of them, how­
ever, recovered by a sort of homoeopathic treatment. They looked
at a serpent of brass stuck on a pole, and were healed. We
commend this remedy to the attention of the British Govern­
ment in India. It would probably save the lives of thousands of
Hindoos. Should there be any difficulty in finding a brazen
serpent, any Christian church or Missionary Society could easily
furnish one, and between them they might supply every district
with one of its own. We may add that the fiery serpents in
Numbers are serpentine seraphim. They are mentioned by Paul
(Hebrews i., 7), and by Isaiah (vi., 2), who locates them with
the Lord of Hosts and gives them hands and speech. God’s
command to Moses is not “ Make thee a fiery serpent,” as
the Bible renders it, but “Make thee a seraph.” The whole
legend is probably connected with animal worship. The Egyp­
tians adored the ibis, the cat and the crocodile, and the Jews who
had resided in the Nile valley were naturally infected with the
same superstition. When Jehovah and Moses had apparently
ended in smoke at Mount Sinai, the chosen people called on
Aaron to make them a new god, and he obligingly made them a
golden calf (out of their metal, of course, not Ais), which they
danced round naked, to the great disgust of Moses, although he
had just viewed the Lord’s seat of honor. Aaron’s calf is very
suggestive of the Egyptian worship of Apis. The Jews have had
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as the reign of Jeroboam (1 Kings xii., 28, 29) they worshipped
two golden calves at Dan and Beth-el, and the brazen serpent
remained till the time of Hezekiah. According to the Bible
(2 Kings xviii., 4) it was the original article manufactured by
Moses. Hem I
J
Related to the fiery serpents are the dragons which are men*
tioned fourteen times in the Bible. The best description we
know of this fabulous monster is in the eleventh Canto of the
first Book of Spenser’s “ Faerie Queene ”; a work no less romantic
than the Bible, and far more delightful. Dragons could walk or
fly; their shape was something like a lizard’s ; they were covered
with hard scales ; their tails were long and powerful; they had
“ deep devouring jaws ” with several ranks of terrible teeth;
and their claws were viciously keen and strong. Fourteen
times does the word of God certify to this animal’s existence,
and who shall eliminate it from the Bible menagerie ? Perish
the thought! Whoever doubts the existence of dragons is an
unbeliever, and all unbelievers shall have their portion in the
lake that burneth with brimstone and fire.
The most remarkable dragon was the one seen by St. John in
his holy nightmare. It was “ a great red dragon, having seven
heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his
tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them
to the earth. AVhat a tail! And what a tale ! St. John shines
forth as the boss stretcher, and O Arabian Nights and Baron
Munchausen, hide your diminished heads.
Another flying animal is the Columba Paracletus, the holy dove
or pigeon, the third person of the blessed Trinity—in short the
Holy Ghost. It moved over the face of the waters in the reign
of “ Chaos and old Night,” and visited the Virgin Mary after the
manner of Ledas swan. Jove, however, like his bird, was the
more powerful, or his mistress was the more fruitful; for twins
sprang from his embrace, while Jahveh’s only produced a lacka­
daisical youth with corkscrew curls.
Flying also, and serpentine, is the cockatrice, -which the
Revised Bible has changed to a basilisk, although they are the
same thing.. This marvellous creature is several times mentioned
in holy writ. Sir Thomas Browne makes it the subject of a
chapter in his “ Vulgar Errors.” “ Such an animal there is,” he
says, “ if we evade not the testimony of Scripture.” The quaint
and learned old doctor gives a list of profane writers who have
mentioned it, from Pliny to Scaliger, and gravely asserts on the
latter’s authority that “ a basilisk was found at Rome in the days
of Leo the Fourth.” The modern basilisk, according to Browne,
“ is generally described with legs, wings, a serpentine and winding
tail, and a crest or comb somewhat like a cock. But the basilisk
of elder times was a proper kind of serpent, not above three
palms long.” Winged or not, it had two peculiarities. It killed
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a cock’s egg. We should like to see such a cock. It would be
*
a knowing old bird. The only cock, in our opinion, likely to do
the feat, was the one that crowed at Peter ; and we daresay the
apostle would share our view of that astonishing fowl.
It is certainly surprising that the Bible menagerie should
contain a cockatrice, but we need not wonder at the ancient
Jews believing in the existence of such a creature, for Mr. B. H.
Cowper justly remarks that “ The race of Rabbis delighted in
creating animals otherwise unknown in heaven above or earth
below.”f They sported a wild cock, whose feet rested on the
earth while its head touched heaven ; and a bird called the zig,
of such magnitude, that when it spread out its wings it caused
an eclipse of the sun. Another extraordinary fowl was so colossal
that one of its eggs, dropping on the earth, submerged sixty
villages, and broke down three hundred cedars. Eggs like that
would be dirt cheap at thirteenpence a dozen.
Among the unclean animals forbidden to the Jews by the
Levitical law were “ fowls that creep, going upon all four.” These
four-legged birds would be very interesting to the ornithologist.
Two verses farther (Leviticus xi., 21) we are introduced to
creeping things “which have legs above their feet.” What a
delightful novelty it would be to discover some of the creeping
things, suggested by this text, with their feet above their legs I
Locusts, beetles and grasshoppers are not considered edible now,
but Moses recommended them to the Jews. Yet he prohibited
jugged hare on the ground that the hare “cheweth the cud”
and is therefore unclean. This is one of the Mistakes of Moses.
The hare is not a ruminant. No doubt the inspired penman
observed that the hare has a habit of moving its jaws when,
resting, and thus fell in to a very natural error. But why did not the
Lord set him straight on this point? And why also (we may
inquire) did the Lord take so much trouble in the time of Moses
to decide what animals were clean and what unclean, when the
distinction was well known before the Flood ? (Gen. vii., 2).
May we not, after all, conclude that the Levitical law with
respect to clean and unclean animals was borrowed from Egypt?
Porphyry tells us that “ the Egyptian priests abstained from the
flesh of all solid-hoofed quadrupeds, which had toes and no
horns, and from all birds of prey and from fish.” Lane says that
the modern Egyptians will not eat fish without scales. According
to Josephus, Manetho accused the Jews of being turned out of
* So late as 1710 the French Academy received a memoir from
M. Lapeyronie, of Montpellier, on some “ cock’s eggs ” brought to him
by a farmer. Some learned blockheads examined one, and found no
yolk, but a colored particle in the centre, which they took to be the
young serpent. The cock was dissected, but the farmer brought
more eggs. They were laid by his hens 1
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Egypt because they were leprous and impure. Pig’s flesh was
said to promote skin disease, and the Jews were stringently for­
bidden to touch it. Abstention from pork has ever since been a
prune article of their faith. But whose were those swine into
which Jesus sent a legion of devils? Perhaps the animals were
bred for the export trade, as the Jew butchers in Russia sell
ke slier meat to their co-religionists and dispose of all the
bad to the Gentiles. Yet the miracle was rather rough
on the unfortunate porkers, and Jesus Christ evidently did not
agree with Charles Lamb on the subject of Roast Pig.
Among the very small animals, smaller than locusts, beetles
and grasshoppers, the Lord’s peculiar favorite is the louse ; and
perhaps it was for this reason that the pious genius of Robert
Burns immortalised the creature. The magicians of Egypt kept
up with Messrs. Moses and Aaron in their first three perform­
ances. They turned their rods into serpents; after all the water
in Egypt was turned into blood, they turned the rest into blood;
and they brought up frogs galore as well as their opponents.
But when the Hebrew conjurors turned all the dust of Egypt
into lice, the native magicians gave up the competition. “ This
is the finger of God,” they cried. They recognised his trade­
mark. When they saw the lice they knew the Lord was shaking
himself to some purpose.
We come now to the cherubim, a curious kind of fowl, gene­
rally depicted by Bible illustrators with plenty of head and no
tail, all stem and no stern. They are graphically described by
Ezekiel (x., 12, 14). They had four faces, which is twice as many
as some Christians have; a cherub’s, a man’s, a lion’s and an
eagle’s. Their bodies, backs, hands and wings were covered with
eyes, so that there was no getting round them. Saint Tohn
(Revelation iv., 6—8) improves upon Ezekiel by splitting this
composite creature into four separate ones, omitting the cherub
however, and substituting a calf. These four beasts have six
wings each, and are “ full of eyes before and behind.” They
are a sort of body-guard to the Lord, and protect his throne
against Republicans and Socialists. No doubt they face the in­
habitants of the New Jerusalem, and turn their many-eyed pos­
teriors to their sovereign, who probably dotted them with optics
in that quarter to break the monotony and give the surface an
air of intelligence. We presume it would be blasphemy to com­
pare these creatures with Argus of the Greek mythology, who
had a hundred eyes, only two of which slept at a time. What a
price Barnum would give for a couple of cherubim I He might
sell Jumbo and the white elephant, and make a magnificent
fortune on the Hebrew wonder. Walk up, walk up ! ladies and
gentlemen; see the four-headed marvel with one leg and two
million eyes, just purchased at immense cost from Messrs. Ezekiel
and St. John, head keepers of the Bible menagerie, and warranted
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We dare say Barnum would offer a good price for a pair of
unicorns. This animal is mentioned seven times in the Bible.
Daniel’s bear (vii., 5) with three ribs in its mouth, would also be
a catch; or one of Isaiah’s satyrs (xiii., 21) which the Revised
Bible rashly changes into he-goats ; or the horses of fire, like the
flaming steeds of Apollo, that carried Elijah to heaven ; or
Aaron’s blooming rod that turns into a serpent and swallows
other reptiles like greased lightning. A few specimens from
what Heine calls the Menagerie of the Apocalypse would also be
a great attraction. The Son of Man (i., 13-16) with white woolly
hair, brass feet, a voice like a cataract, and fiery eyes, doing the
sword trick. The lamb (v., 6) with seven horns and seven eyes.
The locusts (ix., 7-10) shaped like horses, with men’s faces,
women’s hair, lion’s teeth, scorpion’s tails, iron breast-plates and
golden crowns. The leopard (xiii., 1, 2) with bear’s feet, a lion’s
mouth, seven heads and ten horns. To these curiosities might
be added one of the antediluvian giants (Genesis vi., 4). These
personages undoubtedly existed, although the Revised Bible is
ashamed of them, and hides them behind the Hebrew Nephilim.
They are such monsters (Numbers xiii., 33) that ordinary men look
like grasshoppers beside them. There might also be included
a specimen or two of those hardy Egyptian cattle that were
first killed by the murrain, then plagued with boils, and after­
wards killed again with fiery hail (Exodus ix).
Behemoth might likewise have figured in the collection, if it
had not been degraded into a commonplace character in the
Revised Bible. Our juvenile imagination was inflamed by the
extraordinary description in the fortieth chapter of Job.
“ Behold now behemoth,” exclaims the Lord, and we pictured an
animal as big as a cathedral. Alas for the romantic fancies of
youth! Behemoth turns out to be merely our old friend the
hippopotamus. It must, however, have suffered an alteration since
the days of Job, for we do not find at present that “his force is
in the navel of his belly.”
We may here observe that many animals in the Bible menaferie. are wrongly ticketed, especially those in the eleventh of
ieviticus. The eagle should be the vufiure, the vulture the kite,
the kite the red kite, the owl the ostrich, the nighthawk the owl,
the cuckow the gull, the ferret the gecko, the chameleon the
frog, the mole, the chameleon, the bittern, the porcupine, the
swan the ibis, the heron the grasshopper. At least this is what
we gather from the Revised Bible and the commentators.
There is a dog in the Bible menagerie but it is treated with
great contempt. “By the law,” says Cruden, “it was declared
unclean, and was very much despised among the Jews: the most
offensive expression they could use, was to compare a man to a
dead dog.” What disgusting ingratitude to one of man’s best
friends! The dog has played an important part in the history
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except the Jews. The Zend Avesta enjoins kindness to our
•canine companions, because he who made man made the dog
also. Compare this with Paul’s selfish exclamation “ Doth God
care for oxen?” (1 Corinthians ix., 9). Before Christians are
able to display any care for the lower animals, they must neglect
the teachings of the Bible, and expel the virus of Judaism from
their blood. The most noble and pathetic lines on a dog in the
English language were written by the sceptical Byron.
The last animals we can refer to in the Bible menagerie are
angels. What their exact shape is no man knoweth, but as they
are usually represented with wings, we may regard them as a
species of fowl; although, curiously enough, Jacob saw them, in
his dream, climbing a ladder. But perhaps, as the schoolboy
said, it was moulting time, and the angels were disabled
from flying. According to the Psalms (lxxviii, 24, 25) they
live on manna, a large supply of which was sent down to the
wandering Jews from the heavenly larder. They are not, how­
ever, incapable of eating a meat dinner, for two of them (Genesis
xviii.) sat down with Abraham and the Lord to a succulent
repast of roast veal. But there is no such savory dish in heaven ;
the menu is most monotonous—manna for breakfast, manna for
dinner, manna for tea, and manna for supper. No wonder the
Jews tired of it, and longed for the fleshpots of Egypt. Add
to this that angels have no sex, and neither marry nor give in
marriage, and you will be able to form some idea of the happy
prospect in store for you when you join the heavenly band.
It is true that the sons of God, in Genesis, who saw the daughters
of men that they were fair, have been regarded as angels by
some subtle commentators, who could see as far into a millstone
as most of their neighbors ; and undoubtedly there is a good deal
to be said for the conjecture. But, on the other hand, nobody is
bound to believe it; and, besides, even if angels went courting
in those days, there may have been a revolution in their physi­
ology since, or the Lord, being a jealous God, may have un­
manned his courtiers, to prevent their fawning on any objects
but himself. From the language of Jesus Christ and the revela­
tion of Saint John, we infer that Paradise is filled with angelic
•eunuchs, eating manna **and singing psalms for ever and ever.
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�BIBLE ROMANCES.—XXII.

THE CRUCIFIXION.
By G. W, FOOTE.
------- ♦------The poet Wordsworth pictures a “fingering slave,” so eager in
the pursuit of science, and so lost to all sense of decency, that
he “ would peep and botanise upon his mother’s grave.” There
are also many orthodox Christians who will start at the idea of
the Crucifixion of their blessed Savior being included in these
Bible Romances. Nothing is sacred to a sapper, says the French
song; and these irate believers will exclaim that nothing is sacred
to a, Freethinker. Some of them will go farther and indulge in
■epithets and expletives that leave Wordsworth’s reprobation far
behind. Let me, however, beseech my ruffled critics to pause
and reflect. I do not propose to laugh at the Crucifixion, or to
treat it as a subject for jest; for the tragedies of life are truly
sacred, whether enacted in a palace or a cottage, or under the
infinite cope of heaven. I would no more mock Jesus on his
■cross than I would mock Prometheus on his rock. My purpose
is different. I wish to show that the Gospel story of the Cruci­
fixion is pure romance from beginning to end; that the evangelists
are hopelessly at variance with each other; that their narratives
betray a gross ignorance of Jewish law and custom; and that
if Jesus Christ did “ suffer under Pontius Pilate,” there is no
authentic history of how and why his sufferings were inflicted.
My space does not allow me to go into all the details of this sub­
ject ; I shall therefore be obliged to deal with its broad features
and salient points.
According to the story, why did Jesus go to Calvary ? Hix
preaching, miracles and popularity, had excited the enmity of the
priests. These Jerusalem sky-pilots knew he was master of Life and
lord of Death, for they were apprised of his having raised corpses
from the tomb, and restored them to their old board and lodging.
Yet, with these facts before their eyes, or in their minds, they
sought to put the miracle-worker himself out of the way ; and a
greater marvel still, they succeeded in doing it. He was per­
fectly well-known, yet they paid one of his disciples to point him
out; and they arrested him in the garden of Gethsemane, although
the mere sound of his voice flung his apprehenders on their baeks.
Nay more, when peppery Peter drew a sword, and cut off an ear
of one of them, Jesus actually picked it up and fastened it on
again. Most men would be inclined to let such a miraculous person
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spite of heaven and hell. They were always a stiff-necked and
perverse people.
i Matthew, Mark and Luke, represent Jesus as brought before
Caiaphas for examination, while John places the trial in the house
of Annas. Whichever place we take, the story is equally incred­
ible. The Judges who were trying the culprit would certainly
not walk about the room with the witnesses, the servants, and
the crowd ; much less would they spit upon and revile ’him.
There remains a still more fatal objection. Jesus could not have
j been tried by priests, whether they were high or low. Let us
; hear a learned Jewish rabbi on this point“ The whole trial
from the beginning to the end, is contrary to Jewish law and
custom as in force at the time of Jesus. No court of justice
with jurisdiction in penal cases could or ever did hold its session
in the place of the high priest. There were three legal bodies in
Jerusalem to decide penal cases : the great Sanhedrim, of seventyone members, and the two minor Sanhedrim, each of twenty-three
members . The court of priests had no penal jurisdiction except
in the affairs of the temple service, and then over priests and
Levites only.”*
How then,. Christians will ask, did the Jewish writers of the
Gospels fall into such a glaring error ? The answer is simpleThe Gospels were not written by disciples of Jesus, or by Jews
at all. They were composed in Greek, nobody knows where
. or by whom, more than a hundred years after the alleged Cruci­
fixion.!
The subsequent trial before Pilate is also full of fancies. We
pass by the absurd statement that the Roman governor at Jeru­
salem sent a prisoner to Herod who ruled in Galilee merely
because. the man was born there; which is as silly as the
supposition that a Frenchman who committed a murder in
England would be sent for trial to Paris. Pilate’s wife sent to
her husband on the judgment-seat to say that she had suffered
a bad dream about Jesus, and that he was innocent and should
be acquitted. A very likely message to a Roman governor in
the reign of Tiberius ! Pilate himself “ finds no fault ” in Jesus,
and afterwards sentences him to death. Another likely circum­
stance ! He exculpates himself by washing his hands in public,
to symbolise his guiltlessness of the man’s blood, and to throw it
upon the Jews. What transparent absurdity! Such an act
would be meaningless to a Roman, and it was more than Pilate’s
life was worth to show such contempt for the imperial law.
Tiberius would have whipped off his head in a jiffy.
* Rabbi Wise, “ Martyrdom of Jesus of Nazareth," p. 66.
t “ There is no evidence that either the Gospels, the Acts of the
Apostles, or the other writings, as we have them, existed within a
hundred and twenty years after the Crucifixion.’’—Rev. Dr. Giles
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When did the Crucifixion occur ? Matthew, Mark and Luke,
distinctly assert that Jesus had already eaten of the Passover.
The festival had therefore begun. But this exposes the evangelists’
ignorance of Jewish customs. Rabbi Wise says that “ In the
first place, the Jews did no public business on that day; had no
court sessions, no trials, and certainly no executions on any
Sabbath or feast day. And in the second place, the first day of
the Passover never was on a Friday, and never can be, according
to the established principles of the Jewish calendar.”*
The fourth Gospel is later than the other three, and the work of
a more learned pen. The author silently corrects his predecessors’
mistake, and makes Joseph of Arimathsea bury Jesus before the
Passover begins.
The evangelists differ as to the hour of execution. According
to Matthew and Mark, Jesus gave up the ghost about the ninth
hour, or three o’clock in the afternoon ; and Mark states definitely
that Jesus was crucified about the third hour, or nine o’clock in
the morning. According to Luke, however, the trial did not
begin till the morning after the arrest; and there must have been
a very sharp despatch of business to get Jesus nailed up by nine
o’clock. John is even more irreconcileable with the other writers,
for he distinctly says that Pilate’s court was still sitting at mid­
day, three hours after Jesus (according to Mark) was on the
cross.
According to John, Jesus carried his own cross from the
preetorium to the place of execution. But Matthew, Mark and
Luke, say that, owing to his prostrate condition, it had to be
carried for him by Simon of Cyrene. The Lord only knows who
Simon was. From the narrative as it stands, without any other
light, he appears to have turned up promiscuously, as such handy
people always do in romances. One of the early Christian sects,
the Basilidians, made this utility-man play a further part in the
drama. They denied that Jesus was crucified in person, and
asserted that he only suffered by proxy, poor Simon having been
tucked up in his stead. /That profane wit, the Rev. Robert,
Taylor, imagines a conversation between the original and the
substitute. Simon reproves Jesus for letting him be crucified ;
it was carrying the simulation a great deal too far. But Jesus
replies “ Oh no, Simon, my boy ; you may as well die for me as I
for you.”
We may add that Muhammed evidently accepted the heretical
notion of some victim having suffered for Jesus. A phantom
or a criminal, the Kuran says, was substituted on the cross,
and the innocent Jesus was translated into the seventh heaven.
Another Christian idea was that Judas Iscariot had to act as
proxy. This is a funnier notion, and involves a sort of poetical
justice. It might be called “ Judas for Jesus, or the biter bit.”
* “ Origin of Christianity,” p. 30.

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The Synoptics represent Jesus as failing under the burden of
the cross, and Christian artists picture him tottering, with a great
wooden structure on his shoulders, heavy enough to tax the
strength of a giant. But this is all imagination. What the
prisoner had to carry was not the upright part, which was a
fixture at the place of execution, but simply the cross-piece, or
patibulum; and the obligation was imposed, not as a physical
labor, but as a moral indignity.
—
There have been hot disputes whether the feet as well as the
hands of Jesus were nailed to the cross. Some rationalists have
contended that he did not actually die, and his feet being
uninjured, he was able to walk about after “ the resurrection.”
But Luke (xxiv., 39) makes Jesus show the disciples his hands
and feet to prove his authenticity. John, however, omits the
feet, and mentions the hands and side. But John was up to
something, as we shall see presently.
Pilate set an inscription on the cross in three languages, and
the evangelists read it so clearly that they write it in four different
ways. Matthew says it was “This is Jesus the King of the
Jews.” Mark says it was “ The King of the Jews.” Luke says
it was “This is the King of the Jews.” John says it was “ Jesus
of Nazareth the King of the Jews.” This is a beautiful instance
of Gospel Harmony. Anybody can see that Matthew, Mark,
Luke and John, were inspired to write the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth.
Three hundred years after the Crucifixion, the very cross on
which Jesus suffered was found by St. Helena, the mother of
Constantine, together with the crosses that bore the two thieves.
The novel explorer was turned eighty, and very much in her
dotage. She went to Jerusalem on purpose to find the cross,
and it was not likely that the bishop and his clergy would let her
go away disappointed. The authentic nature of Christ’s cross
was shown by its working miracles, while the others were no
more efficacious than ordinary wood. Helena took a part of the
true cross to Constantine ; the rest she enclosed in a silver box,
and left in care of the bishop of Jerusalem, who periodically
exhibited it to the faithful, for a consideration. Afterwards little
bits of it were sold, and in a short space of time the sacred wood
was “ spread all over the earth.” To account for this extra­
ordinary distribution, it was asserted that the true cross was like
the widow’s cruse of oil; the more there was taken from it the
more there was left. Calvin said that if all the pieces in Europe
were collected into a heap, they would form a good shipload.
Crowds of monkish pedlars lived on the cross, who never could
live on the square.
The historians of Saint Helena’s lucky “ find ” say that the
true cross bore the very title affixed to it by Pilate. Yet by some
unfortunate accident the clergy of Jerusalem omitted to copy it.
We are therefore unable to decide between the different versions

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of the four evangelists. Alack and alack ! And now the age of I
miracles is flown, and the true cross, with many other pious relics,'
has melted into “ the infinite azure of the past.”
Crucifixion is said to have produced an agony of thirst, and
John makes Jesus suffer from this craving. “ I thirst,” cried the
victim, and they gave him a sponge full of vinegar; perhaps the
posca, or vinegar and water commonly drunk by the Roman
soldiers. The other evangelists mention a different concoction,
which was offered to Jesus as he reached Golgotha. Matthew
says it was vinegar and gall, while Mark says it was wine
mingled with myrrh ; two very delectable drinks.
According to Matthew and Mark, although Luke and John do
not mention the tremendous circumstance, Jesus shrieked on the
cross, Eli, Eli, lama sabacthani—My God, my God, why hast thou
forsaken me ? Whereupon, say the evangelists, some of the by­
standers remarked “ This man calleth for Elias.’ Moonshine!
The writers were ignorant of Hebrew. If the by-standers were
Romans, they knew no more of Elias than of Tobit. If they
were Jews, they could not have confounded Eli with Elias,
for the words differ very widely in their pronunciation. The tag
to the exclamation is obviously the work of men who knew
nothing of Hebrew, who saw that Eli and Elias were alike to
the eye, without knowing how they differed to the ear.
My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me ? It is the first
verse of the twenty-second Psalm. What a terrible cry!
Abandoned by disciples, mocked by enemies, and forsaken by
God. Where are the legions of angels that should come to the
rescue ? Are all the armies of the ghosts no match for a com­
pany of Roman soldiers? Blood trickles from the thorncrowned brow; the body strains against the cruel nails in the
gory hands and feet; the throat and lips are parched with
thirst; and overhead shines the implacable Syrian sun, every
beam like a sword of fire. There is no help on earth, and none
in heaven. My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me ?
Yet with this terrible cry ringing in their ears, the Chris­
tians assert that the man who uttered it was “ very God of
very God.” Surely it is the dying exclamation of a deluded
enthusiast! And the speaker was of less heroic mould, if the
story be true, than many a martyr of liberty and progress.
Giordano Bruno languished for seven years in a loathsome dun­
geon. He was tortured—no one knows how often—by the
fiends of the Inquisition. At length he was sentenced to be
burnt alive. But captivity had not broken his proud spirit,
and he said to his judges: “ I suspect you pronounce my
sentence with far more fear than I hear it.” The fire
shrivelled his body, and with inconceivable pangs turned the
noblest heart on earth to dust, but it could not wring a single
plaint from the scorching lips. Bruno stood alone against the
world with no hope of assistance from heaven, and no expectation

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of a martyr’s crown. Truth was his goddess, and he served her
with a noble devotion. Unlike Christ, who quailed under the
frown of Death, he met it with a serene smile; for he had that
within him which Death might extinguish, but could not terrify
a daring fiery spirit that out-soared the malice of men, and out­
shone the flames of the stake.
Various versions are also given of Jesus’s last words
According to John, he said “ It is finished ” immediately before
expiring; and hundreds of sermons have been preached on this
enigmatical sentence. According to Luke, however, he said
“ Father unto thy hands I commend my spirit.” Matthew and
Mark, on the other hand, simply say that he uttered a loud cry
and gave up the ghost. Another instance of Gospel,Harmony! J
Mark adds that a Roman centurion, who was standing by, when
he heard Jesus cry out, exclaimed “ Truly this man was the son
of God.” Whoever knew such a little evidence go such a‘very
long way ? Was there ever another man in the world so easily
satisfied ? The exclamation is simply impossible ; its meaning is
so absolutely foreign to the Roman mind. Matthew chronicles
the same event, but he throws in an earthquake and the
resurrection of “ many bodies of saints,” besides the loud cry of
Jesus, to account for the centurion's conviction.
Differences obtain also as to who were the friendly spectators
of the Crucifixion. Matthew says that Jesus was watched from
afar by Galilean women, who had traipsed after him to Jerusalem
including Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James and Joses’
and the mother of Zebedee’s children, a female apparently with­
out a name. Mark’s account is similar, but he introduces a lady
called Salome. Luke says that Jesus was followed by a great crowd
of both sexes. But John artistically excludes the tag-rag and
bob-tail. of true believers ; gets up a pathetic scene between
Jesus, his mother, and the beloved disciple ; and brings on
Mary Magdalene and another Mary to fill up the stage.
On the other hand, John’ barely alludes to the two malefactors
who were crucified with Jesus ; while Matthew and Mark made
them mock their companion. Luke works up a more striking
scene. One thief mocks Jesus, and is rebuked by the other ■
and the Savior as a reward for the man’s generosity, says, “ To­
day thou shalt be with me in Paradise.” We wonder how Jesus
kept his promise. According to the Apostles’ Creed, he descended
into hell for three days after the Crucifixion, on which occasion
we presume, he “ preached to the spirits in prison.” After his
resurrection also, as we read in John, he forbade Mary Magdalene
to touch him, saying, “ For lam not yet ascended to my Father.”
On the whole, we conclude that, owing to a lapse of memory on the
part of Jesus, the penitent thief had to hang about the gates of
Paradise for forty days before he could walk in with Jesus.
John, or whoever was the author of the fourth Gospel, tells us
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requested Pilate to let all three be taken down before the Sabbath
began, and he dispatched some soldiers for that purpose. They
broke the legs of the two thieves, but finding Jesus already dead,
they left his continuations alone. One of them, however,
prodded him in the side with a spear, and “forthwith came there
out blood and water.” What arrant nonsense! If Jesus had
been dead for any time, the spear would have drawn no blood.
If he were alive, it would draw blood, but no water, unless he
suffered from dropsy.
Why did that soldier prod Jesus with his spear? And why is
not the incident related by the other evangelists ? Because
John required it as a preparation for another incident as to which
they are equally silent. After the Resurrection, Jesus desires
doubting Thomas Didymus to thrust his hand in his Savior’s side,
to satisfy himself that it was all correct. John introduces the
spear-thrust, which Matthew, Mark and Luke knew nothing of,
simply to have a hole ready for Tom’s fist.
Now we come to a matter on which John is silent while the
other three evangelists prattle. During the Crucifixion there
was darkness over all the land for the space of three hours. The
Pagan historians, as well as John, knew nothing of this marvellous
eclipse. It happened in the lifetime of Seneca and the elder
Pliny, each of whom, says Gibbon, “ in a laborious work has
recorded all the great phenomena of Nature, earthquakes, meteors,
comets and eclipses, which his indefatigable curiosity could
collect.” Yet these writers never heard of the supernatural dark­
ness of the Passion. To meet this difficulty, the early Fathers
discovered a passage in Phlegon, which states that the greatest
eclipse ever known occurred in the two hundred and second
Olympiad. But, as Gibbon ironically observed, the passage “ is
now wisely abandoned,” and at the present day no apologist of
Christianity thinks of defending it. It was nothing but a fraud,
devised to buttress a tottering fable.
Matthew mentions another circumstance, which is omitted not
only by John, but also by Mark and Luke. In addition to the
eclipse, there was an earthquake, which shook the temple, rent
its holy veil in twain, and opened the graves of many saints,
who quietly got up and walked into Jerusalem. Having already
dealt with this piece of fiction in my romance of “ A Rising God,”
I shall content myself with asking why Matthew only, of all the
four evangelists, heard of this tremendous occurrence. A no less
curious fact is, that the Jews who witnessed these extraordinary
events never believed them; and as Diderot said, the transcen­
dent wonder of wonders is not the miraculous career of Christ
but the incredulity of the Jews.
Imagine such a story as that of the Crucifixion under exami­
nation in a court of law. How the opposing counsel would
badger the witnesses. How he would expose their mutual con­
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the fact that some of them saw and heard the most startling
occurrences, while others never noticed them, although they
were present. How confidently he would ask the court to treat
the evidence of such witnesses as altogether unworthy of credit.
When we turn to the rest of the New Testament we find grave
reasons for doubting whether Jesus was crucified at all. Paul
preached “Christ and him crucified,” and the very emphasis
seems to show that there was an opposite school. His great
rival, Peter (Acts v., 30), speaks to the Jews soon after the
alleged Crucifixion, of “Jesus, whom ye slew and hanged on a
tree ”; and again at Caesarea (Acts x., 39) he speaks of Jesus
and the Jews in the third person,” whom they slew and hanged
on a tree.” Peter further says (Acts xii., 29&gt;, “they took him
down from the tree, and laid him in a sepulchre.” And in his
first epistle he speaks of Jesus “ Who his own self bare our
sins in his own body on the tree.” Peter does indeed,
refer twice in the second of Acts to Jesus as “ crucified,”
but it is in a long-winded speech, which was probably com­
posed for him by the author. Curiously too, Paul himself (Galatians in., 13) sides for once with Peter. “ Christ,”
he says, “ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being made
a curse for us ; for it is written, Cursed is everyone that hangeth
on a tree.” On the whole, it is impossible to decide whether
Jesus was crucified or hung. The reader buys his Bible and
takes his choice. Whoever wishes to read more on this subject
should refer to the “ Jewish Life of Christ,” which I edited in
collaboration with my friend Mr. Wheeler. He will there find
that the Taimuds speak of Jeshu, by whom Lardner says is meant
our Jesus, as having been hung.
This much, however, is certain : the cross on which Jesus was,
crucified, if he suffered that death, was not shaped Eke the cross
we see in religious pictures. It resembled a big letter T, and
there was no extension of the upright beam above the cross­
piece.. The true cross was an ancient phallic symbol. It was
used in Egyptian hieroglyphics as the sign of life. When Con­
stantine aboEshed the punishment of crucifixion, the Roman cross
ceased to be famihar, and the Christian priests were therefore
able to confound it with the most venerated symbol of ancient
faiths. They thus artfufiy transformed an executed rebel into a
sacred figure, radiating the mysticism of aU the creeds.

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�INTRODUCTION.
The following oration by Colonel Ingersoll was
delivered in the Horticultural Hall, New York, on
October 21, 1890. Although the object of the meeting
was to raise a testimonial for Walt Whitman in his old
age, several halls had been refused, the proprietors and
lessees being too bigoted to allow the greatest orator in
the United States to enter their doors.
Walt Whatman sat in an easy wheeled chair on the
platform. Before the crowded assembly broke up he
spoke the following characteristic words :—

“ Only a word, my friends, only a word. After all,
the main factor, my friends, is in meeting, being face
to face and meeting like this. I thought I would like
to come forward with my living voice and thank you
for coming and thank Robert Ingersoll for speaking,
and that is about all. With such brief thanks to you
and him and showing myself to bear testimony—I
think that is the Quaker term—face to face, I bid you
all hail and farewell.”

�AN ORATION ON WALT WHITMAN.
I.
In the year 1855 the American people knew but little
of books. Their ideals, their models, were English.
Young and Pollok, Addison and Watts were regarded
as great poets. Some of the more reckless read Thom­
son’ s Seasons and the poems and novels of Sir Walter
Scott. A few, not quite orthodox, delighted in the
mechanical monotony of Pope, and the really wicked
__those lost to all religious shame—were worshippers
of Shakespeare. The really orthodox Protestant, un­
troubled by doubts, considered Milton the greatest poet
of them all. Byron and Shelley were hardly respect­
able—not to be read by young persons. It was admitted
on all hands that Burns was a child of nature of whom
his mother was ashamed and proud.
In the blessed year aforesaid, candor, free and sincere
speech, were under the ban. Creeds at that time were
entrenched behind statutes, prejudice, custom, ignor­
ance, stupidity, Puritanism and slavery ; that is to say,
slavery of mind and body.
Of course it always has been, and for ever, will be,
impossible for slavery, or any kind or form of injustice,
to produce a great poet. There are hundreds of verse
makers and writers on the side of wrong—enemies of
progress—-but they are not poets, they are not men of
genius.
,.
At this time a young man—he to whom tins testi­
monial is given—he upon whose head have fallen the
snows of more than seventy winters—this man, born
within the sound of the sea, gave to the world a book,
Leaves of Grass. This book was, and is, the true
transcript of a soul. The man is unmasked. No
drapery of hypocrisy, no pretence, no fear. The book
was as original in form as in thought. All customs

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were forgotten or disregarded, all rules broken—nothing
mechanical—no imitation—spontaneous, running and
winding like a river, multitudinous in its thoughts as
the waves of the sea—nothing mathematical or
measured. In everything a touch of chaos—lacking
what is called form as clouds lack form, but not lacking
the splendor of sunrise or the glory of sunset. It was
a marvellous collection and aggregation of fragments,
hints, suggestions, memories and prophecies, weeds and
flowers, clouds and clods, sights and sounds, emotions
and passions, waves, shadows and constellations.
His book was received by many with disdain, with
horror, with indignation and protest—by the few as a
marvellous, almost miraculous, message to the world—
full of thought, philosophy, poetry and music.
In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.
A great soul appears and fills the world with new and
marvellous harmonies. In his words is the old Pro­
methean flame. The heart of nature beats and throbs
in his line. The respectable prudes and pedagogues
sound the alarm, and cry, or rather screech : “ Is this a
book for a young person ?”
A poem true to life as a Greek statue—candid as
nature—fills these barren souls with fear.
Drapery about the perfect was suggested by im­
modesty.
The provincial prudes, and others of like mould,
pretend that love is a duty rather than a passion—a
kind of self-denial—not an overmastering joy. They
preach the gospel of pretence and pantalettes. In the
presence of sincerity, of truth, they cast down their
eyes and endeavor to feel immodest. To them the most
beautiful thing is hypocrisy adorned with a blush. .
They have no idea of an honest, pure passion,
glorying in its strength—intense, intoxicated with the
beautiful—giving even to inanimate things pulse and
motion, and that transfigures, ennobles and idealises
the object of its adoration.
They do not walk the streets of the city of life—
they explore the sewers ; they stand in the gutters and
cry “ Unclean !” They pretend that beauty is a snare ;
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broad road, lined with flowers and filled with perfume,
leading to the city of eternal sorrow.
Since the year 1855 the American people have de­
veloped ; they are somewhat acquainted with the litera­
ture of the world. They have witnessed the most
tremendous of revolutions, not only upon the fields of
battle, but in the world of thought. The American
citizen has concluded that it is hardly worth while
being a sovereign unless he has the right to think for
himself.
And now, from this height, with the vantage-ground
of to-day, I propose to examine this book and to state,
in a general way, what Walt Whitman has done, what
he has accomplished, and the place he has won in the
world of thought.

II.
THE RELIGION OF THE BODY.

Walt Whitman stood, when he published his book,
where all stand to-night—on the perpetually moving
line where history ends and prophecy begins. He was
full of life to the very tips of his fingers—brave, eager,
candid, joyous with health. He was acquainted with
the past. He knew something of song and story, of
philosophy and art—much of the heroic dead, of brave
suffering, of the thoughts of men, the habits of the
peOple_rich as well as poor—familiar with labor, a
friend of wind and wave, touched by love and friend­
ship—liking the open road, enjoying the fields and
paths, the crags—friend of the forest—feeling that he
was free—neither master nor slave—willing that all
should know his thoughts—open as the sky, candid as
nature—and he gave his thoughts, his dreams, his con­
clusions, his hopes, and his mental portrait to his
fellow-men.
Walt Whitman announced the gospel of the body.
He confronted the people. He denied the depravity of
man. He insisted that love is not a crime ; that men
and women should be proudly natural; that they need
not grovel on the earth and cover their faces for shame.

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He taught the dignity and glory of the father and
mother ; the sacredness of maternity.
Maternity, tender and pure as the tear of pity, holy
as suffering—the crown, the flower, the ecstasy of love.
People had been taught from Bibles and from creeds
that maternity was a kind of crime ; that the woman
should be purified by some ceremony in some temple
built in honor of some god. This barbarism was
attacked in Leaves of Grass.
The glory of simple life was sung ; a declaration of
independence was made for each and all.
And yet this appeal to manhood and to womanhood
was misunderstood. It was denounced simply because
it was in harmony with the great trend of nature. To
me, the most obscene word in our language is celibacy.
It was not the fashion for people to speak or write
their thoughts. We were flooded with the literature
of hypocrisy. The writers did not faithfully describe
the worlds in which they lived. They endeavored to
make a fashionable world. They pretended that the
cottage or the hut in which they dwelt was a palace,
and they called the little area in which they threw
their slops their domain, their realm, their empire.
They were ashamed of the real, of what their world
actually was. They imitated ; that is to say, they
told lies, and these lies filled the literature of most
lands.
Walt Whitman defended the sacredness of love, the
purity of passion—the passion that builds every home
and fills the world with art and song.
They cried out: “ He is a defender of passion—
he is a libertine ! He lives in the mire. He lacks
spirituality !”
Whoever differs with the multitude, especially with
a led multitude—that is to say, with a multitude of
taggers—will find out from their leaders that he has
committed an unpardonable sin. It is a crime to
travel a road of your own, especially if you put up
guide-boards for the information of others.
Many centuries ago Epicurus, the greatest man of
his century, and of many centuries before and after,
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supreme end.” This man was temperate, frugal,
generous, noble—and yet through all these years he
has been denounced by the hypocrites of the world as
a mere eater and drinker.
It was said that Whitman had exaggerated the
importance of love—that he had made too much of
this passion. Let me say that no poet—not excepting
Shakespeare—has had imagination enough to exagge­
rate the importance of human love—a passion that
contains all heights and all depths—ample as space,
with a sky in which glitter all constellations, and that
has within it all storms, all lightnings, all wrecks and
ruins, all griefs, all sorrows, all shadows, and all the
joy and sunshine of which the heart and brain are
capable.
No writer must be measured by a word or line or
paragraph. He is to be measured by his work—by
the tendency, not of one line, but by the tendency
of all.
Which way does the great stream tend ? Is it for
good or evil ? Are the motives high and noble, or low
and infamous ?
We cannot measure Shakespeare by a few lines,
neither can we measure the Bible by a few chapters,
nor Leaves of Grass by a few paragraphs. In each
there are many things that I neither approve nor
believe—but in all books you will find a mingling of
wisdom and foolishness, of prophecies and mistakes—
in other words, among the excellencies there will be
defects. The mine is not all gold, or all silver, or all
diamonds—there are baser metals. The trees of the
forest are not all of one size. On some of the highest
there are dead and useless limbs, and and there may
be growing beneath the bushes, weeds, and now and
then a poisonous vine.
If I were to edit the great books of the world, I
might leave out some lines and I might leave out the
best. I have no right to make of my brain a sieve and
say that only that which passes through belongs
to the rest of the human race. I claim the right to
choose. I give that right to all.
Walt Whitman had the courage to express his

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thought—the candor to tell the truth. And here let
me say it gives me joy—a kind of perfect satisfaction
—to look above the bigoted bats, the satisfied owls and
wrens and chickadees, and see the great eagle poised,
circling higher and higher, unconscious of their exist­
ence. And it gives me joy, a kind of perfect satisfaction,
to look above the petty passions and jealousies of small
and respectable people—above the considerations of
place and power and reputation, and see a brave,
intrepid man.
It must be remembered that the American people
had separated from the Old World—that we had
declared not only the independence of colonies, but
the independence of the individual. We had done
more—we had declared that the State could no longer
be ruled by the Church, and that the Church could not
be ruled by the State, and that the individual could
not be ruled by the Church. These declarations were
in danger of being forgotten. We needed a new voice,
sonorous, loud, and clear, a new poet for America for
the new epoch, somebody to chant the morning song
of the new day.
The great man who gives a true transcript of his
mind, fascinates and instructs. Most writers suppress
individuality. They wish to please the public. They
flatter the stupid and pander to the prejudice of their
readers. They write for the market—making books
as other mechanics make shoes. They have no
message—they bear no torch—they are simply the
slaves of customers. The books they manufacture are
handled by “ the trade ” ; they are regarded as harmless.
The pulpit does not object ; the young person can read
the monotonous pages without a blush—or a thought.
On the title-pages of these books you will find the im­
print of the great publishers—on the rest of the pages,
nothing. These books might be prescribed for insomnia.

III.
Men of talent, men of business, touch life upon few
sides. They travel but the beaten path. The creative
spirit is not in them. They regard with suspicion a
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confidence in that divine thing called sympathy, and
they do not and cannot understand the man who enters
into the hopes, the aims, and the feelings of all others.
In all genius there is the touch of chaos—a little of
the vagabond ; and the successful tradesman, the man
who buys and sells, or manages a bank, does not care
to deal with a person who has only poems for collaterals
—they have a little fear of such people, and _ regard
them as the awkward country man does a sleight-ofhand performer.
In every age in which books have been produced the
governing class, the respectable, have been opposed to
the works of real genius. If what are known as. the
best people could have their way, if the pulpit had been
consulted—the provincial moralists — the works . of
Shakespeare would have been suppressed. Not a line
would have reached our time. And the same may be
said of every dramatist of his age.
If the Scotch Kirk could have decided, nothing
would have been known of Robert Burns. If the good
people, the orthodox, could have had their say, not one
line of Voltaire would now be known. All the plates
of the French Encyclopedia would have been destroyed
with the thousands that were destroyed. Nothing
would have been known of D’Alembert, Grimm,
Diderot, or any of the Titans who warred against the
thrones and altars and laid the foundation of modern
literature not only, but what is of far greater moment,
universal education.
It is not too much to say that every book now held
in high esteem would have been destroyed, if those in
authority could have had their will. Every book of
modern times, that has a real value, that has enlarged
the intellectual horizon of mankind, that has de­
veloped the brain, that has furnished real food for
thought, can be found in the Index Expurgatorius of
the Papacy, and nearly every one has been commended
to the free minds of men by the denunciations of
Protestants.
If the guardians of society, the protectors of “ young
persons,” could have had their way, we should have
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thrill the world would now be silent. If authority
could have had its way, the world would have been as
ignorant now as it was when our ancestors lived in
holes or hung from dead limbs by their prehensile
tails.
But we are not forced to go very far back. If Shake­
speare had been published for the first time now, those
divine plays, greater than continents and seas, greater
even than the constellations of the midnight sky—
would be excluded from the mails by the decision of
the present enlightened postmaster-general.
The poets have always lived in an ideal world, and
that ideal world has always been far better than the
real world. As a consequence, they have forever
roused, not simply the imagination, but the energies—
the enthusiasm of the human race.
The great poets have been on the side of the oppressed
—of the downtrodden. They have suffered with the
imprisoned and the enslaved, and whenever and
wherever man has suffered for the right, wherever the
hero has been stricken down—whether on field or
scaffold—some man of genius has walked by his side,
and some poet has given form and expression, not
simply to his deeds, but to his aspirations.
From the Greek and Roman world we still hear the
voices of a few. The poets, the philosophers, the artists,
and the orators still speak. Countless millions have
been covered by the waves of oblivion, but the few
who uttered the elemental truths, who had sympathy
for the whole human race, and who were great enough
to prophesy a grander day, are as alive to-night as
when they roused, by their bodily presence, by their
living voices, by their works of art, the enthusiasm of
their fellow men.
Think of the respectable people, of the men of wealth
and position, those who dwelt in mansions, children of
success, who went down to the grave voiceless, and
whose names we do not know. Think of the vast
multitudes, the endless processions, that entered the
caverns of eternal light—leaving no thought—no truth
as a legacy to mankind !
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They have uttered in all ages the human cry. Un­
bought by gold, unawed by power, they have lifted
high the torch that illuminates the world'.

IV.
Walt Whitman is in the highest sense a believer in
democracy. He knows that there is but one excuse
for government—the preservation of liberty ; to the
end that man may be happy. He knows that there is
but one excuse for any institution, secular and religious
—the preservation of liberty ; and there is but one ex­
cuse for schools, for universal education, for the ascer­
tainment of facts, namely, the preservation of liberty.
He resents the arrogance and cruelty of power. He
has sworn never to be tyrant or slave. He has solemnly
declared :

I speak the password primeval—I give the’sign of democracy.
By God! I will accept nothing which all cannot have their
counterpart of on the same terms.

This one declaration covers the entire ground. It is
a declaration of independence, and it is also a declara­
tion of justice, that is to say, a declaration of the
independence of the individual, and a declaration that
all shall be free. The man who has this spirit can
truthfully say :
I have taken off my hat to nothing known or unknown,
I swear I am for those that have never been mastered.
There is in Whitman what he calls “ The boundless
impatience of restraint ”—together with that sense of
justice which compelled him to say “Neithera servant
nor a master, am I.”
He was wise enough to know that giving others the
same rights that he claims for himself could not harm
him, and he was great enough to say: “ As if it were
not indispensable to my own rights that others possess
the same.”
He felt as all should feel, that the liberty of no man
is safe unless the liberty of each is safe.
There is in our country a little of the old servile spirit
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Americans do not understand that the officers of the
government are simply the servants of the people.
Nothing is so demoralising as the worship of place.
Whitman has reminded the people of this countay that
they are supreme, and he has said to them :
The President is there in the White House for you—it is not
you who are here for him.
The Secretaries act in their bureaus for you—not you here for
them.
All doctrines, all politics and civilisation exurge from you.
All sculpture and monuments and anything inscribed any­
where are tallied in you.

He describes the ideal American citizen—the one
Who says, indifferently and alike, “ How are you friend?” to
the President at his levee.
And he says, “ Good day, my brother,” to the slave that hoes
in the sugar field.
Long ago, when the politicians were wrong, when the
judges were subservient, when the pulpit was coward,
Walt Whitman shouted:

Man shall not hold property in man.
The least developed person on earth is just as important and
to himself or herself as the most developed person is to
himself or herself.
•
This is the very soul of true democracy.
Beauty is not all there is of poetry. It must contain
the truth. It is not simply an oak, rude and grand,
neither is it simply a vine. It is both. Around the oak
of truth runs the vine of beauty.
Walt Whitman utters the elemental truths and is the
poet of democracy. He is also the poet of individuality.
V.
INDIVIDUALITY.

In order to protect the liberties of a nation, we must
protect the individual. A democracy is a nation of
free individuals. The individuals are not to be sacri­
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pose of guarding and protecting the individuality of
men and women. Walt Whitman has told us that :
» The whole theory of the universe is directed to one
single individual—namely to you.”
And he has also told us that the greatest city—the
greatest nation—is “ where the citizen is the head and
the ideal.”
And that
The greatest city is that which has the greatest man. or
woman.
...
. .
If it be but a few ragged huts, it is still the greatest city m
the whole world.
By this test, maybe the greatest city on the continent
to-night is Camden.
This poet has asked of us this question :

What do you suppose will satisfy the soul, except to walk free
and own no superior ?
The man who asks this question has leftyio impress
of his lips in the dust, and has no dirt upon his knees.
He carries the idea of individuality to its utmost
height:
What do you suppose I have intimated to you in a hundred
ways
But that man or woman is as good as God ?
And that there is no God any more divine than yourself ?

Glorying in individuality, in the freedom of the
soul, he cries out:
Oh, the joy of suffering !
To struggle against great odds ;
To meet enemies undaunted ;
To be entirely alone with them—to find out how much I can
stand;
To look strife, torture, prison, popular odium, death, face to
face;
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To mount the scaffold—to advance to the muzzle of guns with
perfect nonchalance—
To be indeed a god.

Walt Whitman is willing to stand alone.
sufficient unto himself, and he says :

He is

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Henceforth I ask not good fortune—I am good fortune.
Strong and content I travel the open road.
I am one of those who look carelessly into faces of
Presidents and Governors as to say, “ Who are you P”

And not only this, but he has the courage to say,
“ Nothing—not God—is greater to one than oneself.’’’
Walt Whitman is the poet of Individuality, the defender
of the rights of each for the sake of all—and his
sympathies are as wide as the world. He is the
defender of the whole race.
VI.
HUMANITY.

The great poet is intensely human—infinitely sym­
pathetic-entering into the joys and griefs of others,
bearing their burdens, knowing their sorrows. Brain
without heart is not much; they must act together.
When the respectable people of the North, the rich, the
successful, were willing to carry out the Fugitive
Slave Law, Walt Whitman said :

I am the wounded slave—I wince at the bite of the dogs.
Hell and despair are upon me—“ Crack,” and again “ crack ”
the marksmen;
’
I clutch the rails of the fence—my blood drips, thinned with
the ooze of my skin ;
I fall on the weeds and stones;
The riders spur their unwilling horses—haul close ;
Taunt my dizzy ears and beat me with the butts of their
whips.
Agonies are one of my changes of garment.
I do not ask the wounded person how he feels. I, myself,
become the wounded person.
’

I see myself in prison shaped like another man ;
And feel the dull unintermitted pain.
For me the keepers of convicts shoulder their carbines and
keep watch.
It is I, let out in the morning and barred at night
Not a prisoner walks handcuffed to the jail but I am hand­
cuffed to him and walk by his side.
Judge not as the judge judges, but as the sun falling upon
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Of the very worst he had the infinite tenderness to
say : “ Not until the sun excludes you will I exclude
In this age of greed, when houses and lands, and
stocks and bonds, outrank human life ; when gold is
more of value than blood, these words should be read
by all :
When, the psalm sings, instead of the singer;
When the script preaches, instead of the preacher;
When the pulpit descends and goes, instead of the carver
that carved the supporting desk;
When I can touch the body of books, by night or by day, and
when they touch my body back again;
When the holy vessels, or the bits of Eucharist, or lath and
plast procreate as effectually as the young silversmiths
or bakers or the masons in their overalls;
When the university convinces like a slumbering woman and
child convince;
When the minted gold in the vault smiles like the night
watchman’s daughter;
When warranty deeds loaf in chairs opposite, and are my
friendly companions;
I intend to reach them my hand and make as much of them
as I do of men and women like you!

VII.
The poet is also a painter, a sculptor—he, too, deals
in form and color. The great poet is of necessity a
great artist. With a few words he creates pictures,
filling his canvas with living men and women—with
those who feel and speak. Have you ever read the
account of the stage driver’s funeral ? Let me. read it:
Cold dash of waves at the ferry wharf—posh of ice in the
river—half-frozen mud in the street—a gray discouraged sky
overhead—short-lasting daylight of twelfth month.
A hearse and stages—other vehicles give place—the funeral
of an old Broadway stage-driver—the cortege mostly drivers.
Steady the trot to the cemetery—duly rattles the deathbell—the gate is passed—the new-dug grave is hollowed out
—the living alight—the hearse uncloses.
The coffin is passed out—lowered and settled—the whip is
laid on the coffin—the earth is softly shoveled in.
The mound above is flattened with the spades.

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Silence : and among them no one moves or speaks.
It is done. He is decently laid away.
Is there anything more ?
He was a good fellow—free mouthed—quick tempered—
not bad looking—able to take his own part—witty—sensitive
to a slight—ready with life or death foi’ a friend—fond of
women—gambled—ate hearty—drank hearty—had known
what it was to be flush—grew low spirited toward the lastsickened—was helped by a contribution—died aged forty-one
years—and that was his funeral.
Let me read you another description—one of a
woman:

Behold a woman !
She looks out from her Quaker cap, her face is clear and.
more beautiful than the sky.
She sits in an arm-chair under the shaded porch of the
farm-house.
The sun just shines on her old, white head.
Her ample gown is of cream-hued linen.
Her grandsons raised the flax and her granddaughters spun,
it with the distaff and the wheel.
The melodious charactei’ of the earth.
The finished—beyond which philosophy cannot go and does
not wish to go.
The justified mother of men.

Would you hear of an old-time sea fight ?
Would you learn who won by the light of the moon and stars ?
List to the yarn as my grandmother’s father, the sailor, told
it to me :
Our foe was no skulk in his ship, I tell you, said he.
His was the surly English pluck, and there is no tougher or
truer, and never was and never will be.
Long the lower eve he came, horribly raking us.
We closed with him; the yards entangled, the cannon
touched.
My captain lashed fast with his own hands.
We had received some eighteen pound shots under the water,
and on our lower gun deck two large pieces had burst at
the first fire, killing all around and blowing up overhead.
Fighting at sundown; fighting at dark.
Ten o’clock at night; the full moon well up; our leaks on the
gain; five feet of water reported.
The master-at-arms loosing the prisoners confined in the hold
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The transit to and from the magazine is now stopped by the
sentinels.
They see so many strange faces they do not know whom to trust.
Our frigate takes fire.
The other asks if we demand quarter,
If our colors are struck and the fighting done.
Now I laugh content, for I hear the voice of my little Captain,
“ We have not struck,” he composedly cries, “ we have just
begun our part of the fighting.”
Only three guns in use.
One is directed by the Captain himself against the enemy’s
mainmast.
Two, well served with grape and canister, silences his mus­
ketry and clears his decks.
The taps alone second the fire of his little battery, especially
the maintop.
They hold out bravely during the whole of the action,
Not a moment’s cease.
The leaks gain fast on the pumps, the fire eats toward the
powder magazine; one of the pumps has been shot
away; it is thought we are sinking.
Serene stands the little Captain,
He is not hurried; his voice neither high nor low.
His eyes give more light to us than our battle lanterns.
Toward twelve, there in the beams of the moon, they sur­
render to us.
Stretched and still lies the midnight,
Two great hulks motionless on the breast of the darkness,
Our vessel riddled and slowly sinking, preparations to pass
to the one we have conquered.
The captain on the quarter-deck coolly giving his orders
through a countenance white as a sheet;
Near by, the corpse of the child that served in the cabin;
The dead face of an old salt, with long white hair and care­
fully curled whiskers.
The flames, spite of all that can be done, flecked aloft and below,
The husky voices of the two officers yet fit for duty.
Formless stacks of bodies and bodies by themselves, dabs of
flesh upon the masts and spars;
Cut of cordage, tangle of rigging, slight shock of the sooth
of waves;
Black and impassive guns, litter of powder parcels, strong
scent.
A few large stars overhead, silent and mournful, shining;
delicate sniffs of sea breeze, smells of sedge grass and
fields by the shore; death messages given in charge to
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The hiss of the surgeon’s knife, the gnawing teeth of his saw,
Wheeze, cluck, swash of falling blood, short, wild scream,
long, dull, tapering groan.
Some people say that this is not poetry—that it lacks
measure and rhyme.
VIII.
WHAT IS POETRY ?

The whole world is engaged in the invisible com­
merce of thought. That is to say, in the exchange of
thoughts by words, symbols, sounds, colors and forms.
The motions of the silent, invisible world, where
feeling glows and thought flames—that contains all
seeds of action—are made known only by sounds and
colors, forms, objects, relations, uses and qualities—so
that the visible universe is a dictionary, an aggregation
of symbols, by which and through which is carried on
the invisible commerce of thought. Each object is
capable of many meanings, or of being used in many
ways to convey ideas or states of feeling or of facts
that take place in the world of the brain.
The greatest poet is the one who selects the best, the
most appropriate symbols to convey the best, the
highest, the sublimest thoughts. Each man occupies a
world of his own. He is the only citizen of his world.
He is subject and sovereign, and the best he can do is
to give the facts concerning the world in which he lives
to the citizens of other worlds. No two of these
worlds are alike. They are of all kinds, from the flat,
barren and uninteresting—from the small and shrivelled
and worthless—to those whose rivers and mountains
and seas and constellations belittle and cheapen the
visible world. The inhabitants of these marvellous
worlds have been the singers of songs, utterers of great
speech—the creators of art.
And here lies the difference between creators and
imitators : the creator tells what passes in his own
world—thé imitator does not. The imitator abdicates,
and by the fact of imitation falls upon his knees. He
is like one who, hearing a traveller talk, pretends to
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In nearly all lands, the poet has been privileged—for the sake of beanty, they have allowed him to speak,
and for that reason he has told the story of the
oppressed, and has excited the indignation of honest
men and even the pity of tyrants. He, above all others,
has added to the intellectual beauty of the world. He
has been the true creator of language, and has left his
impress on mankind.
What I have said is not only true of poetry—it is
true of all speech. All are compelled to use the visible
world as a dictionary. Words have been invented and
are being invented—for the reason that new powers
are found in the old symbols, new qualities, relations,
uses, and meanings.
The growth of language is
necessary on account of the development of the human
mind. The savage needs but few symbols—the civil­
ised many—the poet most of all.
The old idea was, however, that the poet must be a
rhymer. Before printing was known, it was said : the
rhyme assists the memory. That excuse no longer exists.
Is rhyme a necessary part of poetry ? In my judgment,
rhyme is a hindrance to expression. The rhymer is
compelled to wander from his subject—to say more or
less than hemeans—to introduce irrelevant matter that
interferes continually with the dramatic action and is a
perpetual obstruction to sincere utterance.
All poems, of necessity, must be short. The highly
and purely poetic is the sudden bursting into blossom
of a great and tender thought. The planting of the
seed, the growth, the bud and flower must be rapid.
The spring must be quick and warm—the soil perfect,
the sunshine and rain enough—everything should tend
to hasten, nothing to delay. In poetry, as in wit, the
crystallisation must be sudden.
,
The greatest poems are rhythmical. While rhyme is
a hindrance, rhythm seems to be the comrade of
the poetic. Rhythm has a natural foundation. Under
emotion, the blood rises and falls, the muscles contract
and relax, and this action of the blood is as rhythmical
as the rise and fall of the sea. In the highest form of
expression, the thought should be in harmony with
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The highest poetic truth is expressed in rhythmical
form. I have sometimes thought that an idea selects
its own words, chooses its own garments, and that
when the thought has possession, absolutely, of the
speaker or writer, he unconsciously allows the thought
to clothe itself.
The great poetry of the world keeps time with the
winds and the waves.
I do not mean by rhythm a recurring accent at
accurately measured intervals. Perfect time is the
death of music. There should always be room for
eager haste and delicious delay, and whatever change
there may be in the rhythm or time, the action itself
should suggest perfect freedom.
A word more about rhythm. I believe that certain
feelings and passions—joy, grief, emulation, revenge,
produce certain molecular movements in the brain—•
that every thought is accompanied by certain physical
phenomena. Now it may be that certain sounds, colors,
and forms produce the same molecular action in the
brain that accompanies certain feelings, and that these
sounds, colors, and forms produce first, the molecular
movements, and these in their turn reproduce the feel­
ings in motions and states of mind capable of
producing the same or like molecular movements.
So that what we call heroic music, produces the
same molecular action in the brain — the same
physical changes — that are produced by the real
feeling of heroism ; that the sounds we call plaintive
produce the same molecular movement in the brain
that grief, or the twilight of grief, actually produces.
There may be a rhythmical molecular movement
belonging to each state of mind, that accompanies each
thought or passion, and it may be that music, or paint­
ing, or sculpture, produces the same state of mind or
feeling that produces the music or painting or sculp­
ture, by producing the same molecular movements.
All arts are born of the same spirit, and express like
thoughts in different ways—that is to say, they produce
like states of mind and feeling. The sculptor, the
painter, the composer, the poet, the orator, work to the
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expresses through form and color and relation ; the
sculptor through form and relation. The poet also
paints and chisels—his words give form, relation, and
color. His statues and his paintings do not crumble,
neither do they fade, nor will they as long as language
endures. The composer touches the passions, produces
the very states of feeling produced by the painter and'
sculptor, and poet and orator. In all these there must
be rhythm—that is to say, proportion—that is to say,
harmony, melody.
So that the greatest poet is the one who idealizes the
common, who gives new meanings to old symbols, who
transfigures the ordinary things of life. He must deal
with the hopes and fears, and with the experiences of
the people.
The poetic is not the exceptional. A perfect poem,
is like a perfect day. It has the undefinable charm of
naturalness and ease. It must not appear to be the
result of great labor. We feel, in spite of ourselves,
that man does best that which he does easiest.
The great poet is the instrumentality, not always of
his time, but of the best of his time, and he must be in.
unison and accord with the ideals of his race. The sublimer he is the simpler he is. The thoughts of the
people must be clad in the garments of feeling—the
words must be known, apt, familiar. The height must
be in the thought, in the sympathy.
In the olden time they used to have May day parties,
and the prettiest child was crowned Queen of May.
Imagine an old blacksmith and his wife looking at
their little daughter clad in white and crowned with
roses. They would wonder while they looked at her,
how they ever came to have so beautiful a child. It is
thus that the poet clothes the intellectual children or
ideals of the people. They must not be gemmed and
garlanded beyond the recognition of their parents. Out
from all the flowers and beauty must look the eyes of
the child they know.
We have grown tired of gods and goddesses in art.
Milton’s heavenly militia excites our laughter. Light­
houses have driven sirens from the dangerous coasts.
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tion for wonders—there are millions of miracles under
our feet.
Nothing can be more marvellous than the common
and every day facts of life. The phantoms have been
cast aside. Men and women are enough for men and
women. In their lives is all the tragedy and all the
comedy that they can comprehend.
The painter no longer crowds his canvas with the
■winged and impossible —he paints life as he sees it,
people as he knows them, and in whom he is interested.
“ The Angelus,” the perfection of pathos, is nothing
but two peasants bending their heads in thankfulness
as they hear the solemn sound of the distant* bell—two
peasants, who have nothing to be thankful for—nothing
but weariness and want, nothing but the crusts that
they soften with their tears—nothing. And yet as you
look at that picture you feel that they have something
besides to be thankful for—that they have life, love
and hope—and so th.e distant bell makes music in their
simple hearts.

IX.

The attitude of Whitman toward religion has not
been understood. Towards all forms of worship,
towards all creeds, he has maintained the attitude of
absolute fairness. He does not believe that nature has
given her last message to man. He does not believe
that all has been ascertained/ He denies that any
sect has written down the entire truth. He believes in
progress, and, so believing, he says :
We can consider bibles and religions divine. I do not say
they are not divine. I say they have all grown out of us and
may grow out of us still. It is not they who give the life.
It is you who give the life.
My thoughts are hymns of the praise of things ;
In the dispute on God and eternity I am silent.

Have you thought there could be but a single Supreme ?
There can be any number of Supremes. One does not
countervail another any more than one eyesight countervails
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Upon the great questions, as to the great problems,
he feels only the serenity of a great and well-poised
soul.

No array of terms can. say how much I am at peace about
God and about death.
I hear and behold God in every object, not understanding
God, not in the least.
Nor do I understand who there can be more wonderful than
myself.
In the faces of men and women I see God, and in my face in
the glass.
I find letters from God dropped in the street and every one is
signed by God’s name.

The whole visible world is regarded by him as a
revelation, and so is the invisible world, and with this
feeling he writes :
Not objecting to special revelations—considering a curl of
smoke or a hair on the back of my hand just as curious
as any revelation.
The creeds do not satisfy, the old mythologies are
not enough ; they are too narrow at best, giving only
hints and suggestions ; and feeling this lack in that
which has been written and preached, Whitman says :

Magnifying and applying come I;
Outbidding at the start the old cautious hucksters ;
Taking myself the exact dimensions of Jehovah;
Lithographing Kronos, Zeus his son and Herkules his grand­
son ;
Buying drafts of Osiris, Isis, Belus, Brahm, and Buddha;
In my portfolio placing Manito alone—Alah on a leaf—the
crucifix engraved
x
With Odin and the hideous face of Mexitli and every ido 1
and image—
Taking them all for what they are worth, and not a cent more.
Whitman keeps open house. He is intellectually
hospitable. He extends his hand to a new idea. He
does not accept a creed because it is wrinkled and old
and has a long white beard. He knows that hypocrisy
has a venerable look, and that it relies on looks and
masks— on stupidity—and fear. Neither does h e rej ect

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or accept the new because it is new. He wants the
truth, and so he welcomes all until he knows just who
and what they are.

PHILOSOPHY.

Walt Whitman is a philosopher.
The more a man has thought, the more he has studied,
the more he has travelled intellectually, the less certain
he is. Only the very ignorant are perfectly satisfied
that they know, To the common man the great
problems are easy, He has no trouble in accounting
for the universe. He can tell you the origin and
destiny of man and the why and the wherefore of
things. As a rule, he is a believer in special providence,
and is egoistic enough to suppose that everything that
happens in the universe happens in reference to him.
A colony of red ants lived at the foot of the Alps. It
happened one day, that an avalanche destroyed the
hill; and one of the ants was heard to remark : “ Who
could have taken so much trouble to destroy our
home ? ”
Walt Whitman walked by the side of the sea “ where
the fierce old mother endlessly cries for her castaways,”
and endeavoured to think out, to fathom the mystery
of being ? and he says :

I too, but signify, at the utmost, a little washed up drift,
A few sands and dead leaves gathered together—merging

myself as part of the sands and drift.
Aware, now, that amid all the blab whose echoes recoil upon
me, I have not once had the least idea of who or what I
am.
But that for all my insolent poems, the real me still stands
untouched, untold, altogether unreached,
Withdrawn afar, mocking me with mock congratulatory signs
and voices,
With peals of distant ironical laughter at every word I have
written or shall write,
Striking me with insults as I fall helpless on the sand.
I perceive I have not understood anything, not a single
object; and that no man ever can.

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There is in our language no profounder poem than
the one entitled “ Elemental Drifts.'’
The effort to find the origin of things has ever been,
and will forever be, fruitless. Those who endeavour
to find the secret of life resemble a man looking in the
mirror, who thinks that if he only could be quick
enough he could grasp the image that he sees behind
the glass.
The latest word of this poet upon this subject is as
follows :
(e To me this life with all its realities and functions
is finally a mystery, the real something yet to be
evolved, and the stamp and shape and life here some­
how given an important, perhaps the main, outline to
something further. Somehow this hangs over every­
thing else, and stands behind it, is inside of all facts,
and the concrete and material and the worldly affairs
of life and sense. That is the purport and meaning
behind all the other meanings, of Leaves of Grass’'
As a matter of fact the questions of origin and destiny
are beyond the grasp of the human mind. We can see
a certain distance ; beyond that everything is only
indistinct; and beyond the indistinct is the unseen.
In the presence of these mysteries—and everything is
a mystery so far as origin, destiny, and nature are con­
cerned—the intelligent, honest man is compelled to say,
“ I do not know.”
In the great midnight a few truths like stars shine
on forever—and from the brain of man come a few
struggling gleams of light—a few momentary sparks.
Some have contended that everything is spirit;
others that everything is matter ; and again, others
who maintained that a part is matter and 9. part is
spirit; some that spirit was first and matter after;
others that matter was first and spirit after ; and others
that matter and spirit have existed together.
But none of these people can by any possibility tell
what matter is, or what spirit is, or what the difference
is between spirit and matter.
The materialists look upon the spiritualists as sub­
stantially crazy ; and the spiritualists regard the
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people hold matter in contempt ; but, after all, matter
is quite a mystery. You take in your hand a little
earth—a little dust. Do you know what it is ? In
this dust you put a seed ; the rain falls upon it; the
light strikes it; the seed grows ; it bursts into blossom ;
it produces fruit.
What is this dust—this womb ? Do you understand
it? Is there anything in the wide universe more
wonderful than this ?
Take a grain of sand, reduce it to powder, take the
smallest possible particle, look at it with a microscope,
contemplate its every part for days, and it remains the
citadel of a secret—an impregnable fortress. Bring all
the theologians, philosophers, and scientists in serried
ranks against it; let them attack on every side with all
the arts and arms of thought and force. The citadel
does not fall. Over the battlements floats the flag and
the victorious secret smiles at the baffled hosts.
Walt Whitman did not and does not imagine that he
has reached the limit—the end of the road travelled by
the human race. He knows that every victory over
nature is but the preparation for another battle. This
truth was in his mind when he said : “ Understand me
well; it is provided in the essence of things, that from
any fruition of success, no matter what, shall come
forth something to make a greater struggle necessary.”
This is the generalisation of all history.
XI.
THE TWO POEMS.

There are two of these poems to which I have time
to call special attention. The first is entitled, “ A
Word Out of the Sea.”
The boy, coming out of the rocked cradle, wandering
over the sands and fields, up from the mystic play of
shadows, out of the patches of briers and blackberries
—from the memories of birds—from the thousand
responses of his heart—goes back to the sea and his
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Two guests from Alabama—two birds—build their
nest, and there were four light green eggs, spotted with
brown, and the two birds sang for joy :

Shine, shine,
Pour down your warmth together, great sun!
While we bask, we two together.
Two together—&lt;
Windsblow south, or winds blow north,
Day come white, or night come black,
Home, or rivers and mountains from home,
Singing all time, minding no time,
If we two but keep together.

In a little while one of the birds is missed and never
appeared again, and all through the summer the mate,
the solitary guest, was singing of the lost:
Blow, blow,
Blow up, sea winds, along Paumanok’s shore;
I wait and I wait till you blow my mate to me.

And the boy that night, blending himself with the
shadows, with bare feet, went down to the sea, where
the white arms out in the breakers were tirelessly
tossing ; listening to the songs and translating the
notes.
And the singing bird called loud and high for the
mate, wondering what the dusky spot was in the
brown and yellow, seeing the mate whichever way he
looked, piercing the woods and the earth with his song,
hoping that the mate might hear his cry ; stopping
that he might not lose her answer ; waiting and then
•crying again : “Here I am!” And this gentle call is
for you. Do not be deceived by the whistle of the
wind ; those are the shadows ; and at last crying :
0 past, 0 joy !
In the air, in the woods, over fields,
Loved! loved! loved !
Loved—but no more with me—
We two togethei* no more.

And then the boy, understanding the song that had
awakened in his breast a thousand songs clearer and
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that the cry of unsatisfied love would never again be
absent from him; thinking then of the destiny of all,
and asking of the sea the final word, and the sea
answering, delaying not and hurrying not, spoke the
low delicious word “ Death !” “ ever Death !”
The next poem, one that will live as long as our
language, entitled, “When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloomed,” is on the death of Lincoln.
The sweetest, wisest soul of all my days and lands.

. One who reads this will never forget the odor of the
lilac, “lustrous western star” and “the grey-brown
bird singing in the pines and cedars.”
In this poem the dramatic unities are perfectly pre­
served, the atmosphere and climate in harmony with
every event.
Never will he forget the solemn journey of the coffin
through day and night, with the great cloud darkening
the land, nor the pomp of inlooped flags, the procession
long and winding, the flambeaus of night, the torches’
flames, the silent sea of faces, the unbared heads, the
thousand voices, rising strong and solemn, the dirges,
the shuddering organs, the tolling bells—and the sprig
of lilac.
And then for a moment they will hear the grey­
brown bird singing in the cedars, bashful and tender,
while the lustrous star lingers in the West, and they
will remember the pictures hung on the chamber walls
to adorn the burial house—pictures of spring and
farms and homes and the grey smoke, lucid and
bright, and the floods of yellow gold—of the gorgeous
indolent sinking sun—the sweet herbage under foot—
the green leaves of the trees prolific—the breast of the
river with the wind-dapple here and there, and the
varied and ample land—and the most excellent sun so
calm and haughty—the violet and purple morn with
just felt breezes. The gentle, soft-born measureless
light—the miracle spreading, bathing all—the fulfilled
noon—the coming eve delicious and the welcome night
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And then again they will hear the song of the grey­
brown bird in the limitless dusk amid the cedars and
pines. Again they will remember the star and again
the odor of the lilac.
But most of all, the song of the bird translated and
becoming the chant for death:
THE CHANT FOE DEATH.

Come lovely and soothing death,
Undulate ’round the world, serenely arriving, arriving,
In the day, in the night, to all, to each,
Sooner or later delicate death.
Praised be the fathomless universe,
Por life and joy, and for objects and knowledge curious,
And for love, sweet love—but praise ! praise! praise !
For the sure enwinding arms of cool enfolding death.
Dark mother always gliding near with soft feet,
Have none chanted for thee a chant of fullest welcome p
Then I chant it for thee, I glorify thee above all,
I bring thee a song that when thou must indeed come, come
unfalteringly.
Approach, strong deliveress,
When it is so, when thou hast taken them I joyously sing
the dead,
Lost in the loving floating ocean of thee,
Laved in the flood of thy bliss, 0 death.
From me to thee glad serenades,
Dances for thee I propose saluting thee, adornments and
feastings for thee,
And the sights of the open landscape and the high-spread
sky are flitting.
And life and the fields, and the bright and thoughtful night.
The night in silence under many a star,
The ocean shore and the husky whispering wave whose voice
I know,
And the soul turning to thee, O vast and well-veiled death,"
And the body gratefully nestling close to thee.
Over the tree-tops I float thee a song,
Over the rising and sinking waves, over the myriad fields and
I ■«. the prairies wide,
Over the dense-packed cities all—and the teeming wharves
and waves,
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This poem, in memory of “ the sweetest, wisest soul
of all our days and lands,” and for whose sake lilac
and star and bird were entwined, will last as long as
the memory of Lincoln.

XII.
OLD AGE.

Walt Whitman- is not only the poet of childhood, of
youth, of manhood, but, above all, of old age. He
has not been soured by slander or petrified by preju­
dice ; neither calumny nor flattery has made him re­
vengeful or arrogant. Now sitting by the fireside, in
the winter of life,

His jocund heart still beating in his breast,

he is just as brave and calm and kind as in his man­
hood’s proudest days, when roses blossomed in his
cheeks. He has taken life’s seven steps. Now, as the
gamester might say, “ on velvet.” He is enjoying “ old
age expanded, broad, with the haughty breadth of the
universe ; old age, flowing free, with the delicious,
near-by freedom of death ; old age, superbly rising,
welcoming the ineffable aggregation of dying days.”
He is taking the “ loftiest look at last,” and before
he goes he utters thanks “ for health, the midday sun,
the impalpable air—for life, mere life ; for precious
ever lingering memories of mother, father, brothers,
sisters, friends ; for all his days, for gentle words,
carresses, gifts from foreign lands, for shelter, wine
and meat, for sweet appreciation, for beings, groups,
love, deeds, words, books ; for colors, forms ; for all
the brave, strong men who forward sprung in freedom’s
help—all years—in all lands ; the cannoneers of song
and thought—the great artillerists, the foremost leaders,
captains of the soul.”
It is a great thing to preach philosophy—far greater
to live it. The highest philosophy accepts the inevit­
able with a smile, and greets it as though it were
desired.
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The real philosopher knows that everything has hap­
pened that could have happened—consequently he
accepts. He is glad that he has lived—glad that he has
had his moment on the stage. In this spirit Whitman
has accepted life.

I shall go forth;
I shall traverse these states, but I cannot tell whither or how
iong.
Perhaps soon, some day or night, while I am singing, my
voice will suddenly cease,
O soul!
Then all may arrive but to this :
The glances of my eyes that swept the daylight,
The unspeakable love I interchanged with women,
My joys in the open air,
My walks in the Mannahatta,
The continual good will I have met,
The curious attachments of young men to me,
My reflections alone—the absorption into me from the land­
scape, stars, animals, thunder, rain, and snow in my
interviews alone;
The words of my mouth—rude, ignorant—my many faults
and derelictions;
The light touches on my lips of the lips of my comrades at
parting,
The tracks which I leave on the sidewalks and fields—
May all arrive at but this beginning of me;
This beginning of me—and yet it is enough, 0, soul!
0, soul, we have positively appeared; that is enough.

Yes, Walt Whitman has appeared. He has his place
upon the stage. The drama is not ended. His voice
is still heard. He is the Poet of Democracy—of all
people. He is the poet of the body and soul. He has
sounded the note of Individuality. He has given the
pass-word primeval. He is the Poet of Humanity—of
Intellectual Hospitality. He has voiced the aspirations
of America—and, above all, he is the poet of Love and
Death.
How grandly, how bravely he has given his thought,
and how superb is his farewell—his leave-taking :
After the supper and talk ; after the day is done.
As a friend from friends his final withdrawal prolonging.
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So hard for his hand to release those hands—no more will
they meet—
No more for.communion of sorrow and joy of old and young,
A far-stretching journey awaits him to return no more.
Shunning postponing severance, seeking to ward off the last
word ever so little,
Even at the exit dooi’ turning—charges superfluous calling
back—even as he descends the steps,
Something to eke out a minute additional—shadows of night­
fall deepening,
Farewell messages lessening, dimmer the forthgoer’s visage
and form,
Soon to be lost for aye in the darkness; loth, oh, so loth to
depart!
And is this all ? Will the forthgoer be lost, and for
ever ? Is death the end ? Over the grave bends Love
sobbing, and by her side stands Hope and whispers :
We shall meet again. Before all life is death, and
after all death is life. The falling leaf, touched with
the hectic flush, that testifies of autumn’s death, is, in
a subtler sense, a prophecy of spring.
Walt Whitman has dreamed great dreams, told great
truths and uttered sublime thoughts. He has held aloft
the torch and bravely led the way.
As you read the marvellous book, or the person, called
Leaves of Grass, you feel the freedom of the antique
world ; you hear the voices of the morning, of the
first great singers—voices elemental as those of sea and
storm. The horizon enlarges, the heavens grow ample,
limitations are forgotten —the realisation of the will,
the accomplishment of the ideal, seem to be within
your power. Obstructions become petty and disappear.
The chains and bars are broken, and the distinctions
of caste are lost.
The soul is in the open air, under the blue and stars
—the flag of Nature. Creeds, theories, and philosophies
ask to be examined, contradicted, reconstructed. Pre­
judices disappear, superstitions vanish, and custom
abdicates. The sacred places become highways, duties
and desires clasp hands and become comrades and
friends. Authority drops the sceptre, the priest the
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becomes articulate, the meanest and humblest things
utter speech, and the dumb and voiceless burst into
song. A feeling of independence takes possession of
the soul, the body expands, the blood flows full and
free, superiors vanish, flattery is a lost art, and life
becomes rich, royal and superb. The world becomes a
personal possession, and the oceans, the continents and
constellations belong to you. You are in the centre,
everything radiates from you, and in your veins beats
and throbs the pulse of all life. You become a rover,
careless and free. You wander by the shores of all
seas and hear the eternal psalm. You feel the silence
of the wide forest, and stand beneath the intertwined
and over-arching boughs, entranced with symphonies
of winds and woods. You are borne on the tides of
eager and swift rivers, hear the rush and roar of
cataracts as they fall beneath the seven-hued arch, and
watch the eagles as they circling soar. You traverse
gorges dark and dim, and climb the scarred and threa­
tening cliffs. You stand in orchards where the blossoms
fall like snow, where the birds nest and sing, and
painted moths make aimless journeys through the
happy air. You live the lives of those who till the
earth, and walk amid the perfumed fields, hear the
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                    <text>THE THREE

PHILANTHROPISTS
BY

ROBERT G. INGERSOLL

Price Twopence,

LONDON:

PROGRESSIVE PUBLISHING COMPANY,
28 Stonecutter Street, E.O.

1892.

�LONDON:
PRINTED AND PUBLISHED BY G. W. FOOTE,

28

STONECUTTER STREET, E.C.

�The Three Philanthropists
By Robert Gr. Ingersoll.
I.
“ Well, while I am a beggar, I will rail,
And say there is no sin but to be rich.”

Mr. A. lived in the kingdom of------ -.

He was a
sincere professional philanthropist. He was absolutely
certain that he loved his fellow men, and that his
views were humane and scientific. He concluded to
turn his attention to taking care of people less fortunate
than himself.
With this object in view he investigated the common
people that lived about him, and he found that they
were extremely ignorant, that many of them seemed
to take no particular interest in life or in business,
that few of them had any theories of their own, and
that, while many had muscle, there was only now and
then one who had any mind worth speaking of. Nearly
all of them were destitute of ambition. They were
satisfied if they got something to eat, a place to sleep,
and could now and then indulge in some form of
dissipation. They seemed to have great confidence in
to-morrow—trusted to luck, and took no thought for
the future. Many of them were extravagant, most of
them dissipated, and a good many dishonest.
Mr. A. found that many of the husbands not only
failed to support their families, but that some of them
lived on the labor of their wives; that many of the
wives were careless of their obligations, knew nothing

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about the art of cooking, nothing of keeping house 1
and that parents, as a general thing, neglected their
children or treated them with cruelty. He also founj
that many of the people were so shiftless that they died
of want and exposure.
After having obtained this information, Mr. A. made
up his mind to do what little he could to better theif
condition. He petitioned the king to assist him, and
asked that he be allowed to take control of five hundred
people in consideration that he would pay a certain
amount into the treasury of the kingdom. The king,
being satisfied that Mr. A. could take care of these
people better than they were taking care of themselves,
granted the petition.
Mr. A., with the assistance of a few soldiers, took
these people from their old homes and haunts to a
plantation of his own. He divided them into groups,
and over each group placed a superintendent. He
made certain rules and regulations for their conduct.
They were only compelled to work from twelve to
fourteen hours a day, leaving ten hours for sleep and
recreation. Good and substantial food was provided.
Their houses were confortable and their clothing
sufficient. Their work was laid out from day to day
and from month to month, so that they knew exactly
what they were to do in each hour of every day.
These rules were made for the good of the people, to
the end that they might not interfere with each other,
that they might attend to their duties, and enjoy
themselves in a reasonable way. They were not
allowed to waste their time, or to use stimulants or
profane language. They were told to be respectful to
the superintendents, and especially to Mr. A.; to be
obedient, and, above all, to accept the position in which
Providence had placed them, without complaining, and
to cheerfully perform their tasks.
Mr. A. had found out all that the five hundred
persons had earned the year before they were taken
control of by him—just how much they had added to

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the wealth of the world. He had statistics taken for
the year before with great care showing the number of
deaths, the cases of sickness and of destitution, the
number who had committed suicide, how many had
been convicted of crimes and misdemeanors, how many
days they had been idle, and how much time and money
they had spent in drink and for worthless amusements.
During the first year of their enslavement he kept
like statistics. He found that they had earned several
times as much ; that there had been no cases of desti­
tution, no drunkenness; that no crimes had been
committed; that there had been but little sickness,
owing to the regular course of their lives; that few
bad been guilty of misdemeanors, owing to the certainty
of punishment; and that they had been so watched
and superintended that for the most part they had
travelled the highway of virtue and industry.
Mr. A. was delighted, and with a vast deal of pride
showed these statistics to his friends. He not only
demonstrated that the five hundred people were better
off than they had been before, but that his own income
was very largely increased. He congratulated himself
that he had added to the well-being of these people
not only, but had laid the foundation of a great fortune
for himself. On these facts and these figures he
claimed not only to be a philanthropist, but a philo­
sopher ; and all the people who had a mind to go into
the same business agreed with him.
Some denounced the entire proceeding as unwar­
ranted, as contrary to reason and justice. These
insisted that the five hundred people had a right to live
in their own way, provided they did not interfere with
others; that they had the right to go through the
world with little food and with poor clothes, and to
live in huts, if such was their choice. But Mr. A. had
no trouble in answering these objectors. He insisted
that well-being is the only good, and that every human
being is under obligation, not only to take care of him­
self, but to do what little he can towards taking care of

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others; that where five hundred people neglect to take
care of themselves, it is the duty of somebody else,
who has more intelligence and more means, to take care
of them; that the man who takes five hundred people
and improves their condition, gives them on the average
better food, better clothes, and keeps them out of
mischief, is a benefactor.
“These people,” said Mr. A., “were tried. They
were found incapable of taking care of themselves.
They lacked intelligence, or will, or honesty, or industry,
or ambition, or something, so that in the struggle for
existence they fell behind, became stragglers, dropped
by the wayside, died in gutters; while many were
destined to end their days eithei’ in dungeons or on
scaffolds. Besides all this, they were a nuisance to
their prosperous fellow citizens, a perpetual menace to
the peace of society. They increased the burden of
taxation; they filled the ranks of the criminal classes,
they made it necessary to build more jails, to employ
more policemen and judges ; so that I, by enslaving
them, not only assisted them, not only protected them
against themselves, not only bettered theii’ condition,
not only added to the well-being of society at large,
but greatly increased my own fortune.”
Mr. A. also took the ground that Providence, by
giving him superior intelligence, the genius of command,
the aptitude of taking charge of others, had made it
his duty to exercise these faculties for the well-being
of the people and for the glory of God. Mr. A. fre­
quently declared that he was God’s steward. He often
said he thanked God that he was not governed by a
sickly sentiment, but that he was a man of sense, of
judgment, of force of character, and that the means
employed by him were in accordance with the logic of
facts.
Some of the people thus enslaved objected, saying
that they had the same right to control themselves that
Mr. A. had to control himself. But it only required a
little discipline to satisfy them that they were wrong.

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Some of the people were quite happy, and declared
that nothing gave them such perfect contentment as
the absence of all responsibility. Mr. A. insisted that
all men had not been endowed with the same capacity ;
that the weak ought to be cared for by the strong;
that such was evidently the design of the Creator, and
that he intended to do what little he could to carry
that design into effect.
Mr. A. was very successful. In a few. years he had
several thousands of men, women, and children working
for him. He amassed a large fortune. He felt that
he had been intrusted with this money by Providence.
He therefore built several churches, and once in a
while gave large sums to societies for the spread of
civilisation. He passed away regretted by a great
many people—not including those who had lived under
his immediate administration. He was buried with
great pomp, the king being one of the pall-bearers,
and on his tomb was this:
HE WAS THE PROVIDENCE OF THE POOR.

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II.
“ And, being rich, my virtue then ehall be
To say there is no vice but beggary.”

Mr. B. did not believe in slavery.. He despised the
institution with every drop of his blood, and was an
advocate of universal freedom. He held all of the
ideas of Mr. A. in supreme contempt, and frequently
spent whole evenings in denouncing the inhumanity and
injustice of the whole business. He even went so far
as to contend that many of A.’s slaves had more intel­
ligence than A. himself, and that, whether they had
intelligence or not, they had the right to be free. He
insisted that Mr. A.’s philanthropy was a sham ; that
he never bought a human being for the purpose of
bettering that being’s condition ; that he went into
the business simply to make money for himself; and
that his talk about his slaves committing less crime
than when they were free was simply to justify the
crime committed by himself in enslaving his fellow-men.
Mr. B. was a manufacturer, and he employed some
five or six thousand men. He used to say that these
men were not forced to work for him; that they were
at perfect liberty to accept or reject the terms ; that,
so far as he was concerned, he would just as soon
commit larceny or robbery as to force a man to work
for him. “ Every laborer under my roof,” he used to
say, “ is as free to choose as I am.”
Mr. B. believed in absolutely free trade; thought it
an outrage to interfere with the free interplay of
forces; said that every man should buy, or at least
have the privilege of buying, where he could buy
cheapest, and should have the privilege of selling where
he could get the most. He insisted that a man who
has labor to sell has the right to sell it to the best ad­
vantage, and that the purchaser has the right to buy
it at the lowest price. He did not enslave men—he
hired them. Some said that he took advantage of their
necessities, but he answered that he created no neces-

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sities, that he was not responsible for their condition-,
that he did not make them poor, that he found them
poor and gave them work, and gave them the same
wages that he could employ others for. He insisted
that he was absolutely just to all; he did not give one
man more than another, and he never refused to employ
a man on account of the man’s religion or politics; all
that he did was simply to employ that man if the man
wished to be employed, and give him the wages, no
more and no less, that some other man of like capacity
was willing to work for.
Mr. B. also said that the price of the article manu­
factured by him fixed the wages of the persons em­
ployed, and that he, Mr. B., was not responsible for the
price of the article he manufactured; consequently he
was not responsible for the wages of the workmen.
He agreed to pay them a certain price, he taking the
risk of selling his articles, and he paid them regularly
just on the day he agreed to pay them, and if they
were not satisfied with the wages, they were at perfect
liberty to leave. One of his private sayings was, “ The
pool’ ye have always with you.” And from this he
argued that some men were made poor so that others
could be generous. “ Take poverty and suffering from
the world,” he said, “ and you destroy sympathy and
generosity.”
Mr. B. made a large amount of money. Many of
his workmen complained that their wages did not allow
them to live in comfort. Many had large families, and
therefore but little to eat. Some of them lived in
crowded rooms. Many of the children were carried off
by disease; but Mr. B. took the ground that all these
people had the right to go, that he did not force them
to remain, that if they were not healthy it was not his
fault, and that whenever it pleased Providence to
remove a child, or one of Lhe parents, he, Mr. B., was
not responsible.
Mr. B. insisted that many of his workmen were
extravagant; that they bought things that they did not

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Qeecl; that they wasted in beer and tobacco money
that they should save for funerals; that many of them
visited places of amusement when they should have
been thinking about death, and that others bought
toys to please the children when they hardly had bread
enough to eat. He felt that he was in no way account­
able for this extravagance, nor for the fact that their
wages did not give them the necessaries of life, because
he not only gave them the same wages that other
manufacturers gave, but the same wages that other
workmen were willing to work for.
Mr. B. said—and he always said this as though it
ended the argument—and he generally stood up to say
it: “ The great law of supply and demand is of divine
origin; it is the only law that will work in all possible
or conceivable cases ; and this law fixes the price of all
labor, and from it there is no appeal. If people are
not satisfied with the operation of this law, then let
them make a new world for themselves.”
Some of Mr. B/s friends reported that on several
occasions, forgetting what he had said on others, he did
declare that his confidence was somewhat weakened in
the law of supply and demand; but this was only
when there seemed to be an over-production of the
things he was engaged in manufacturing, and at such
times he seemed to doubt the absolute equity of the
great law.
Mr. B. made even a larger fortune than Mr. A.,
because when his workmen got old he did not have to
care for them, when they were sick he paid no doctors,
and when their children died he bought no coffins. In
this way he was relieved of a large part of the expenses
that had to be borne by Mr. A. When his workmen
became too old, they were sent to the poor-house;
when they were sick, they were assisted by charitable
societies ; and when they died, they were buried by
pity.
In a few years Mr. B. was the owner of many
millions. He also considered himself as one of God's

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stewards; felt that Providence had given him the
intelligence to combine interests, to carry out great
schemes, and that he was specially raised up to give
employment to many thousands of people. He often
regretted that he could do no more for his laborers
without lessening his own profits, or, rather, without
lessening his fund for the blessing of mankind the
blessing to begin immediately after his death. He was
so anxious to be the providence of posterity that he was
sometimes almost heartless in his dealings with contem­
poraries. He felt that it was necessary for him to be
economical, to save every dollar that he could, because
in this way he could increase the fund that was finally
to bless mankind. He also felt that in this way he could
lay the foundations of a permanent fame—that he could
build, through his executors, an asylum to be called
the “ B. Asylum,” that he could fill a building with
books to be called the “ B. Library,” and that .he could
also build and endow an institution of learning to be
called the “ B. College,” and that, in addition, a large
amount of money could be given for the purpose of
civilising the citizens of less fortunate countries, to the
end that they might become imbued with that spirit of
combination and manufacture that results in putting
large fortunes in the hands of those who have been
selected by Providence, on account of their talents, to
make a better distribution of wealth than those who
earned it could have done.
Mr. B. spent many thousands of dollars to procure
such legislation as would protect him from foreign com­
petition. He did not believe the law of supply and
demand would work when interfered with by manufac­
turers living in othei’ countries.
Mr. B., like Mr. A., was a man of judgment. He
had what is called a level head, was not easily turned
aside from his purpose, and felt that he was in accord
with the general sentiment of his time. By his own
exertions he rose from poverty to wealth. He was
born in a hut and died in a palace. He was a patron

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of art and enriched his walls with the works of the
masters.. He insisted that others could and should
follow his example. For those who failed or refused he
had no sympathy. He accounted for their poverty and
wretchedness by saying: “These paupers have only
themselves to blame.” He died without ever having
lost a dollar. His funeral was magnificent, and clergy­
men vied with each other in laudations of the dead,
over his dust rises a monument of marble with the
words:
HE LIVED FOR OTHERS.

III.
“ But there are men who steal, and vainly try
To gild the crime with pompous charity.”
There was another man, Mr. C., who also had the
genius for combination. He understood the value of
capital, the value of labor; knew exactly how much
could.be done with machinery ; understood the economy
of things ; knew how to do everything in the easiest
and shortest way. And he, too, was a manufacturer
and had in his employ many thousands of men, women,
and children. He was what is called a visionary, a
sentimentalist, rather weak in his will, not very
obstinate, had but little egotism ; and it never occurred
to him that he had been selected by Providence, or any
supernatural power, to divide the property of others.
It did not seem to him that he had any right to take

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from other men their labor without giving them a full
equivalent. He felt that if he had more intelligence
than his fellow men he ought to use that intelligence
not only for his own good but for theirs ; that he cer­
tainly ought not to use it for the purpose of gaining an
advantage over those who were his intellectual inferiors.
He used to say that a man strong intellectually had no
more right to take advantage of a man weak intellec­
tually than the physically strong had to rob the physi­
cally weak.
He also insisted that we should not take advantage
of each other’s necessities; that you should not ask a
drowning man a greater price for lumber than you
would if he stood on the shore; that if you took into
consideration the necessities of your fellow man, it
should be only to lessen the price of that which you
would sell to him, not to increase it. He insisted that
honest men do not take advantage of their fellows.
He was so weak that he had not perfect confidence in
the great law of supply and demand as applied to flesh
and blood. He took into consideration another law of
supply and demand: he knew that the working man
had to be supplied with food, and that his nature
demanded something to eat, a house to live in, clothes
to wear.
Mr. C. used to think about this law of supply and
demand as applicable to individuals. He found that
men would work for exceedingly small wages when
pressed for the necessaries of life; that under some
circumstances they would give theii’ labor for half of
what it was worth to the employer, because they were
in a position where they must do something for wife
or child. He concluded that he had no right to take
advantage of the necessities of others, and that he
should in the first place honestly find what the work
was worth to him, and then give to the man who did
the work that amount.
Other manufacturers regarded Mr. C. as substan­
tially insane, whilst most of his workmen looked upon

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him as an exceedingly good-natured man, without any
particular genius for business. Mr. C., however, cared
little about the opinions of others, so long as he main­
tained his respect for himself.
At the end of the first year he found that he had
made a large profit, and thereupon he divided this
profit with the people who had earned it. Some
of his friends said to him that he ought to endow
some public institution; that there should be a college
in his native town ; but Mr. C. was of such a peculiar
turn of mind that he thought justice ought to go before
charity, and a little in front of egotism and a desire to
immortalise one’s self. He said that it seemed to him
that of all persons in the world entitled to this profit
were the men who had earned it, and the men who had
made it by their labor, by days of actual toil. He
insisted that, as they had earned it, it was really theirs,
and if it was theirs, they should have it and should
spend it in their own way.
Mr. C. was told that he would make the workmen in
other factories dissatisfied, that other manufacturers
would become his enemies, and that his course would
scandalise some of the greatest men who had done so
much for the civilisation of the world and for the
spread of intelligence. Mr. C. became extremely un­
popular with men of talent, with those who had a
genius for business. He, however, pursued his way,
and carried on his business with the idea that the men
who did the work were entitled to a fair share of the
profits ; that, after all, money was not as sacred as
men, and that the law of supply and demand, as under­
stood, did not apply to flesh and blood.
Mi*. C. said : “ I cannot be happy if those who work
for me are defrauded. If I feel I am taking what
belongs to them, then my life becomes miserable. To
feel that I have done justice is one of the necessities
of my nature. I do not wish to establish colleges. I
wish to establish no public institution. My desire is
to enable those who work for me to establish a few

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thousand homes for themselves. My ambition is to
enable them to buy the books they ready want to read.
I do not wish to establish a hospital, but I want
to make it possible for my workmen to have
the services of the best physicians physicians
of their own choice. It is not for me to take
their money and use it for the good of others or for
my own glory. It is for me to give what they have
earned to them. After I have given them the money
that belongs to them, I can give them. my advice—I
can tell them how I hope they will use it; and after I
have advised them, they will use it as they please. You
cannot make great men and great women by suppres­
sion. Slavery is not the school in which genius is born.
Every human being must make his own mistakes for
himself, must learn for himself, must have his own ex­
perience ; and if the world improves, it must be from
choice, not from force; and every man who does justice,
who sets the example of fair dealing, hastens the coming
of universal honesty, of universal civilisation.”
Mr. C. carried his doctrine out to the fullest extent,
honestly and faithfully. When he died, there .were at
the funeral those who had worked for him, their wives
and their children. Their tears fell upon his grave.
They planted flowers and paid to him the tribute of
their love. Above his silent dust they erected a monu­
ment with this inscription :
HE ALLOWED OTHERS TO LIVE FOR THEMSELVES.

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                    <text>NATIONAL SECULAR SOCIETY

DEFENCE

BEING A

THREE HOURS’ ADDRESS TO THE JURY
IN THE

COURT OF QUEENS BENCH
BEFORE

LORD COLERIDGE
On APRIL gj, 1.883,
BY

W.

ZE1 O O T ZE

(Editor of the “ Freethinker.”')
New Edition

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Intboduction

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Footnotes.

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��DEFENCE
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FREE

SPEECH
BEING A

THREE HOURS’ ADDRESS TO THE JURY
IN THE

COURT OF QUEENS RENCIT
BEFOBE

LORD COLERIDGE
On APRIL S4, 1883,
BY

CG.

NET.

FOOTE

(Editor of the “ Freethinker.”j
New Edition

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COMPANY

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1889.

�LONDON :

PRINTED AND PUBLISHED BY G. W. FOOTE,
AT 28 STONECUTTER STREET, E.C.

�INTRODUCTION.
Me. Bradlaugh has introduced a Bill in the House of
Commons for the repeal of the Blasphemy Laws. That
Bill has been rejected by a majority of 141 to 46
votes. This is sufficiently decisive as to the immedi­
ate prospects of such a measure. The speeches of
straightforward bigots like Colonel Sandys, and of
. canting bigots like Mr. Samuel Smith, reveal the sort
of opposition Mr. Bradlaugh’s bill will have to over­
come before it passes into law.
In these circumstances I have thought it advisable
to reprint my defence before Lord Coleridge on the
occasion of my second trial for blasphemy in the Court
of the Queen’s Bench. My first trjal was at the Old
Bailey before Mr. Justice North. This judge played
the part of a prosecuting counsel; he treated me with
the grossest incivility, and the scandal of his conduct
elicited protests from the Liberal section of the public
Press. On Thursday, March 1, 1883, the case was first
heard. I addressed the jury in a speech of three hours*
duration, and the result was a disagreement. On
the following Monday, March 5, the case was heard
again. This time the jury, which had the appearance
of being carefully selected, returned a verdict of Guilty
without leaving the box ; and I was sentenced to
twelve months’ imprisonment as an ordinary criminal.
A previous indictment, which also included Mr.
Bradlaugh, as well as Mr. Ramsey, had been hanging

�Introduction.
over me for several months. It had been removed by
a writ of certiorari to the Court of Queen’s Bench,
where it- was placed in the Crown List and did not
come on for hearing until two months after my
sentence on the second indictment.
My defence was therefore prepared in a prison cell.
The conditions were in one sense unfavourable,
although I was supplied with books and papers for
the purpose, and certain relaxations were allowed me
in the matter of visits through the kindness of Lord
Coleridge, whose generosity will ever live in my
memory.
But the situation had its compensations.
The dreary monotony of prison life was broken, its
darkness was relieved by light from the great world
outside, my spirits were cheered by intellectual occu­
pation, and I enjoyed the advantage of preparing my
defence without the distractions of ordinary daily life.

During the delivery of my speech to the jury Lord
Coleridge listened with rapt attention. When it closed
he adjourned the court until the next morning, and
“that,” he said to the jury, “will give you a full
opportunity of reflecting calmly on the very striking
and able speech you have just heard.”
Let me not be suspected of vanity. My object in
quoting his lordship’s words is not to air my own ac­
complishments, of whose limitations no one is more
sensible than myself. I simply desire to remove an
impression which is less injurious to me than to the
cause I have the honor to advocate. Lord Coleridge’s
praise, of my speech is an exalted testimony to the
truth that “ blasphemers ” are not necessarily an abject
species, and that Christianity may be fiercely and
contemptuously assailed by men who are many degrees
removed from the condition of vulgar brawlers.

�Introduction.

*

v.

It would have given me pleasure to include his
lordship’s Judgment in this reprint, but as he has pub­
lished it himself in the form of a pamphlet, I did not
feel at liberty to do so. I have, however, givefl some
extracts in the footnotes, the object of which is to
elucidate my speech without the reader’s having to
peruse other publications. Those who care to pursue
the subject will find a full account of my trials and
imprisonment in a volume entitled Prisoner for
Blasphemy.
The leading counsel for the prosecution at my trials
was Sir Hardinge Giffard, now Lord Halsbury. This
gentleman is a Tory, and a bigot of the first water. He
believes, or affects to believe, that there are no honest
men in the world but those of his own Church. He
conducted the long litigation against Mr. Bradlaugh
with signal unsuccess, and he succeeded in sending me
to prison. This is the extent of his services to the
Tory cause, and it must be admitted that he has reaped
a handsome reward. As Lord Chancellor he enjoys a
salary of £10,000 a year, with a retiring pension of
£5,000 as long as he lingers in this vale of tears.
It only remains to add that the jury, after being
locked up for three hours, found it impossible to agree
I have since ascertained that three jurymen held out
obstinately against a verdict of Guilty. This was more
than sufficient. While one juryman holds out, bigotry
has fingers to grasp with, but no thumb. Sir Hardinge
Giffaxd saw this, and the prosecution was abandoned.
May 25, lRl...
G. W. FOOTE.

�COURT OF QUEEN’S BENCH.
April 24, 1883.

Lord Coleridge presiding.

MR. FOOTE'S SPEECH IN DEFENCE.
My Lord and Gentlemen of the Jury,—
I am very happy, not to stand in this position, but to
learn what I had not learned before—how a criminal
trial should be conducted, notwithstanding that two
months ago I was tried in another court, and before
another judge. Fortunately, the learned counsel who
are Conducting this prosecution have not now a judge
who will allow them to walk out of court while he
argues their brief for them in their absence.1
Lord Coleridge : You must learn one more lesson,
Mr. Foote, and that is, that one judge cannot hear
another judge censured or even commended.
Mr. Foote : My lord, I thank you for the correction,
and I will simply, therefore, confine what observations
I might have made on that head to the emphatic state­
ment that I have learnt to-day, for the first time—
although this is the second time I have had to answer
a criminal charge—how a criminal trial should be
conducted.
Notwithstanding the terrible natKe of jmy posi­
tion, there is some consolation in being able,
1 Judge North, who presided at my trial at the Old Bailey,
practically held Sir Hardinge Giffard’s brief. After his opening
speech the counsel walked out of court and never returned,
knowing the case was in very good hands.

�Defence of Free Speech.

7

for the first time in two months, to talk to twelve
honest men. Two months ago I fell amongst fMeves,
and have had to remain in their society ever aajice, so
long as I have been in any society at all. Ifife not my
intention, it is not even my wish, to go over the ground
which was traversed by my co-defendent in his pathetic
account of the mental difficulties which attended
the preparation of his defence ; but I will add, that
although we have profited—I may say in especial by
the facilities which his lordship so kindly ordered for
us, and by the kind consideration of the governor of
Holloway Gaol—yet it has been altogether impossible,
in the midst of such depressing circumstances, for a
man to do any justice to such a case as I have to main­
tain.
Prison diet, gentlemen, to begin with—a
material item—is not of the most invigorating character.
(Laughter.) My blood is to some extent impoverished,
my faculties are to a large extent weakened, and it is
only with considerable difficulty that I shall be able to
make them obey the mandate of my will.2 The mental
circumstances, how depressing have they been I In
looking over a law book I saw something about solitary
confinement as only being allowable for one month at a
time, and for not more than three months in one year.
What the nature of the confinement is I am unable to
ascertain, but it strikes me that twenty-three hours’
confinement out of twenty-four, in a small cell about
six feet wide, comes as close as possible to any reason­
able definition of solitary confinement.3 Still it is no
2 I had been treated in prison like an ordinary criminal, wearing
prison clothes and eating prison food. The sudden and complete
change of diet disordered my stomach, and I suffered severely
from diarrhoea, Lord Coleridge was shocked on learning of my
treatment. “ I have,” he said in open court, “ just been informed,
and I hardly knewTt before, what such imprisonment as yours
means, and what in the form it has been inflicted upon you it
must meaa®MWHBj|that I do know of it, I will take care that
the proper amthori uW know of it also.”
3 1 had befen locked up in a brick cell twelve feet by six, with
no books to read. One hour in every twenty-four was allowed for
exercise^rBwmfeonsisted in walking round a ring with other pri­
soners. After this abortive trial I was allowed two hours, one in
the morning and one in the afternoon. It was a most welcome
relief.

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Defence of Free Speech.

use wearying you with the difficulties that have
attended the preparation of my defence. This much,
however, must be said in connection with it&gt;; that a
change has come over the method of treating those who
are found guilty and sentenced to punishment under
these laws. Gentlemen, as a matter of fact, an indis­
putable matter of fact, I and my co-defendants are
undergoing essentially the severest punishment that
has been inflicted for any blasphemous libel for the
last 120 years. Since Peter Annett’s confinement in
Clerkenwell Gaol with twelve month’s hard labor, in
the year 1763, there has been no punishment meted out
to a, Freethought publisher or writer at all approxi­
mating to what we have to undergo. The sentence,
even before the law practically fell into disuse, from
forty to fifty years ago, gradually dwindled to six,
four, and three months. My sentence, gentlemen, was
twelve months. Again, prisoners were nearly all
treated as first-class misdemeanants —as far as I can
ascertain, all were—they were not sentenced to twelve
months—not merely of intellectual death—but of
conscious intellectual death. They were not debarred
from access to their friends, and most of them even
carried on their literary work, and supported those
near and dear to them. We have to depend on the
charity of those who, notwithstanding the position in
which we stood two months ago, and stand now, do
not esteem us the less—who understand that there is a
great vital principle struck at through us, however
unworthy we may be to defend it, and who in lending
their aid to see that our interests do not suffer so much
as they otherwise would, are actuated by more than
friendship for us, by their love of that principle which
has been assailed by our conviction,^ sentence, and
committal to gaol, and is again assailed in ,the prose­
cution which is being conducted here to-day.
A change, gentlemen, has come over the public
mind with respect to heresy and blasphefli^ which
every reader of history finds intelligibly Religious
bigotry is nevei’ more vicious than when it has a large
infusion of hypocrisy. While people feel that their
cause can be defended by argument they are ready to.

�Defence of Free Speech.

9

defend it by those means. While they feel that super­
natural power is maintaining their creed they are to a
large extent content in trusting their cause to the deity
in whom they believe. But when they feel that the
ground, intellectually and morally, is slipping away
under their feet ; when they feel that the major portion
of the intellectual power of their day and generation
is arrayed against their creed, when it is not scornful
or indifferent to it ; when, in short, the creed is not
only losing its members’ brains, but its own wits ; then
it turns in wrath, not upon the high-class heretics who
are striking week after week the most deadly blow’s at
the creed in which these prosecutors profess to believe,
but at those who happen to be poor and comparatively
obscure. These poorer and more pronounced Free­
thinkers are made the scapegoats for the more respect­
able Agnosticism of the day, which is more cultured,
but infinitely more hypocritical. The martyrdom of
olden times had something of the heroic in it. A man
was led out to death. He could summon courage for
the minutes or hours during which he still had to face
his enemies. They placed faggots round his funeral
pyre. In a few minutes, at the outside, life ended ;
and a man might nerve himself to meet the worst
under such circumstances. Then also the persecutors
had the courage of the principles on which they pro­
ceeded, and said, “ We do this to the heretic in the
name of God; we do it because he has outraged the
dignity of God, and because he has preached ideas that
are leading others. to eternal destruction with him.”
But now orthodoxy has a large infusion of hypocrisy ;
like Pilate, it washes its hands. But, gentlemen, all
its pretences will be discounted, I believe, by you.
When it is said, “ We don’t do this in the interests of
outraged Omnipotence, and we, the finite, are not
arrogantly championing the power, or even the dignity
of omnipotence when they say “We are only carrying
out a measure of social sanitation, and preventing men
from making indecent attacks on the feelings of
others
you will agree with me in believing that this
is hypocrisy and cowardice too. Looked at clearly, it
is utterly impossible that you can draw any line of

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demarcation between the manner of controversy in
religion and that in politics, or any other department
of intellectual activity, unless you make a difference
as to the matter, unless you go the full length of the
principle which is implied, and logically say: “ We
do so because religion is not as these. There is matter
as well as manner, and we protect the feelings of men
with respect to these subjects, because there is invul­
nerable truth somewhere imbedded in the'ir belief, and
we will not allow it to be assailed.”
I will now dismiss that, and will ask your attention,
before I proceed to deal with matters of more import­
ance, and certainly more dignity, to some remarks that
fell from the lips of the junior counsel for the prose­
cution in what he called the temporary absence of his
leader—a temporary absence which has turned out to
be considerably protracted. One remark he made use
of was that we had attempted to make a wicked and
nefarious profit out of the trade in these blasphemous
libels. That seemed to me to be very superfluous,
because if, as he held, the libels were wicked andnefarious, there was no need to say anything about the
nature of the profit. But he himself ought to know—
at any rate his leader would have known—that a pas­
sage was read at our previous trial, and used as
evidence against me in particlar—a passage which
distinctly stated that notwithstanding the large sale—
and a large sale is always a comparative term, for what
may be a large sale for the Freethinker would not be
large for the Times—the proprietor was many pounds
out of pocket. The learned counsel for the prosecution,
I daresay, knew that, but then it suited his denuncia­
tory style to talk about wicked and nefarious profit.
(Laughter.) I have no doubt he makes profit out of
the prosecution—it is his business. You can get any
quantity of that sort of thing by ordering it, provided
you at the same time give some guarantee that, after
ordering, it will be paid for. He spoke of a blustering
challenge which was thrown out in one of the alleged
libels, and he gave you a quotation from it in which
the word “ blasphemy ” was used. The report said
that a man at Tunbridge Wells was being prosecuted

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for blasphemy.4 The learned counsel omitted to tell
you what you will find by referring to the Indictment,,
that the word “ blasphemy ’’ is between inverted
commas, which shows it was employed there, not in
the sense of the writer, but as a vague word, to which
he might not attach the same meaning as those using
it. So much for that.
And now one word more as to his introduction
before I proceed. The word “licentiousness” was
introduced. The word “decency” was introduced.
I have to complain of all this. I propose to follow the'
method which was followed in Mr. Bradlaugh’s trial
some days ago in this court, and had the full approval
of his lordship. I don’t propose to do what the junior
counsel for the prosecution did, notwithstanding he
said he would not, and read to you any passages from
those alleged libels. Although I do that, I feel what
an immense disadvantage results to me because the
words “ indecency,” “ licentiousness,” are bandied
about outside before the great jury of public opinion';
and we may in this way be pronounced guilty and
sentenced for offences which people outside have never
had properly explained to them. Thus we are brought
in guilty of blasphemy, and people say we should have
been so sentenced and and punished because our.
attack was indecent. Now, the word “ indecency,” as
you know, has a twofold meaning. It may mean un­
becoming or obscene.5 People will take which meaning
best suits their purpose, and so we are at this great
disadvantage when none of these libels are read out,
4 Mr. Seymour had been prosecuted for Blasphemy at Tunbridge
Wells, found guilty, and bound over to come up for judgment. I
had denounced the cowardice of attacking obscure Freethinkers
and leaving their leaders unmolested.
5 Lord Coleridge very handsomely assisted me on this point.
In his summing-up he said to the jury:—“Mr. Foote is anxious
to have it impressed on you that he is not a licentious writer, and
that this word does not fairly apply to his publications. You will
have the documents before you, and you must judge for your­
selves. I should say that he is right. He may be blasphemous,
but he certainly is not licentious, in the ordinary sense of the
■word, and you do not find him pandering to the bad passions of
mankind.”

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that we may be brought in guilty of one charge and sent
to prison on it, and people outside may think that we
are really guilty of another offence and actually
punished for that, the other being a cloak and pretence.
I leave the junior counsel for the prosecution.
My co-defendant has referred to the impolicy of
these prosecutions. I wish to say a word or two on
that head. They have one great disadvantage from the
point of view of the prosecution—they advertise and
disseminate widely the very opinions which they try
to suppress ; and it seems to me if our prosecutors
were honest and had the interests of their professed
principles at heart, they would shrink from taking any
such steps. Then again, history shows us that no work
that was ever prosecuted was successfully put down.
There was only one method of persecution that
succeeded, and that was persecution to the extent of
extermination. If you take the case of the massacre
of the Albigenses, or take the case of early Christian
llteresies—the very names of which read as the names
of some old fossil things that belonged to a different
era of the world’s history—you will find wherever a
sect has been crushed out it has been by extermination
—that is, by putting to death everybody suspected of
holding the objectionable opinion : but when books
and pamphlets have been prosecuted they have never
been put down. Unless you can seize and secure
everybody infected with heresy, naturally you arouse
theii* indignation and excite their fervor—you make
those who were before critics afterwards fanatics, and
consequently they fight all the harder for the cause
attacked. Paine’s Age of Reason was a prose'cuted
work. Richard Carlile was sent to gaol for nine
years for selling it ; his wife and sister were sent to
gaol; shopman after shopman went to gaol. You
would have thought that would have suppressed the
Age of Reason; yet, as a matter of fact, that work still
has a large circulation, and a Sale all the larger because
of the prosecutions instituted against it fifty or sixty
years ago. Take the case of a prosecuted work
belonging to another class of literature—a pamphlet
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sedition of which, was denounced by the then Lord
Chief Justice from the Bench. By that prosecution, a
work that had been circulated at the rsjte of one
hundred per year for forty years, was run up to a sale
of one hundred and seventy-five thousand. It is per­
fectly clear, therefore, that in that case the prosecutors
had defeated their own object.
When a question as to the Freethinker was asked
in the House of Commons, so far back as February in
last year, Sir William Harcourt replied that it was the
opinion of all persons who had to do with these matters,
that it was not politic to proceed legally against such a
publication. That answer was made to Mr. Freshfield.
A few days afterwards he made a similar answer to
Mr. Redmond. But there is a class of people who
rush in “ where angels fear to tread,” and the prosecu­
tion has unfortunately done that. It is a curious thing,
gentlemen, that all those who have been moving
against the persons who are alleged to be responsible
for the Freethinker, belong to one political party. The
junior counsel for the prosecution told you that no
doubt one of the two defendants would ask you to
believe this was a political move. Every person con­
nected with it has been a Tory. Mr. Freshfield
represents the immaculate borough of Dover, and Mr.
Redmond is the representative of a small Irish con­
stituency, the whole of whose voters could be conveyed
to Westminster in a very few omnibuses. (Laughter.)
Next, gentlemen, comes the Corporation of the City of
London that secured a verdict against myself and my
co-defendant two months ago. I need not tell you
what the politics of the Corporation of the City of
London are, nor will I undertake to prophesy what
they will be when brought into something like accord
with the spirit of the age by the new Bill which is to
be introduced. The prosecuting counsel, Sir Hardinge
Giffard, is also a Tory. I don’t mean to say that he is
the worse for that. Every man has a right to belong
to which political party he pleases. Tory, Whig, Con­
servative and Liberal, are great historic names, and
men of genius and high character may be found on
both sides. But it is a curious thing that this prosecu-

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tion should be conducted so entirely by men of one
political persuasion, while those struck at belong to
the extreme opposite political persuasion. These two
things should operate in your minds, and influence
your views as to the motives which animate those who
conceived this persecution, and find the funds to carry
it out. And last, though not least, we have sir Henry
Tyler, also a Tory of the deepest dye, who has been the
pronounced and bitter public enemy of Mr. Bradlaugh,»
one of my co-defendants who is released from his
position of danger by a verdict of acquittal. At my
previous trial the jury were told that the real prosecutor
was not the City Corporation but our lady the Queen.
I am very glad indeed to be able to rely on the
authority of his lord ship in saying that the nominal
prosecutor in this case is the Queen, and the actual
prosecutor who sets the Crown in motion is Sir Henry
Tyler. Now, gentlemen, what was the real reason for
Sir Henry Tyler’s moving in this case at all ? Sir
Henry Tyler was known to be engaged in the City in
financial pursuits. He was known to be a dexterous
financier and an experienced director of public com­
panies. He was known to be not so much loved by
shareholders as by political friends, and you would
think if outraged deity wanted a champion, Sir Henry
Tyler would be one of the last persons who would
receive an application. (Laughter.) Sir Henry Tyler
had an enemy in Mr. Bradlaugh. Sir Henry Tyler had
been rebuked in the House of Commons by a minister
of the Crown for his mad antagonism to Mr. Bradlaugh.
It is he who has found all the funds for this prosecu­
tion, and I ask you to believe that this prosecution was
initiated and carried on by Sir Henry Tyler and his
political friends for a purely political purpose; to
cripple, if possible, Mr. Bradlaugh, and so to win
through religious prejudice what could not be won by
open political warfare. As I said before, men of genius
and high character are to be found in the two great
political camps, but this is a miserable descent for a
great historic party, which once had its Peels and its
Pitts, and now has its Churchills, its Newdegates, its
Tylers and its Giffards. (Laughter.)

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Our offence is blasphemy. The word “blasphemy ”
has a theological meaning as well as a moral &lt;and legal
one ; and directly you put the question theologically,
What is blasphemy ? you are stunned by a babel of
contradictory answers. In our own country the Chris­
tian says Jesus Christ is God, and it is blasphemy to
say he is not. A Jew, also a citizen, and who may sit
in our national legislature, says Jesus Christ was not
God, and it is blasphemy to say he was. In short, one
might say, theologically, that blasphemy is entirely a
question of geography ; the answer to the question
will depend upon the country you are in and the time
you put the question. It is a matter of longitude and
latitude, and if we are to rely upon the very loose
view of the law I shall have to refer to, as given by
Starkie, it is a matter of very considerable latitude.
The Bible, which it is alleged we have assailed, does
not help us very much. The blasphemy referred to (n
the Old Testament is simply that of cursing God,
which I suppose no one would do, if even he had a e
monitress like Job’s wife, except his proper position
was not in Holloway Gaol but in Colney Hatch.
(Laughter.) The Jewish law is very unfortunate, and
it is unfortunate to refer to, because it culminated in
the judicial murder of Jesus Christ. And you have
the spirit of the blasphemy law brought out in the
prosecution of Jesus of Nazareth, and, as related in
the Acts of the Apostles, the proceedings for blasphemy
against St. Paul. With the Jews a man was soon
found guilty, and very often after they had stoned him
to death they settled at leisure the question ■whether
he was really guilty or not. It was Pontius Pilate,
who represented the majesty of the law, that stood
between the bigotry of the Jews and their victim.
And you will remember that it was the Roman power,
the secular power, which cared for none of these
things, that St. Paul appealed to and that saved his life
from his J ewish enemies, who would have put him to
death as a blasphemer.
Morally, blasphemy can only be committed by a
person who believes in the existence of the Deity
whom he blasphemes. Lord Brougham has left that

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on record in his Life of Voltaire. He says that ridicule
or abuse of deities in -whom he doesn't believe is only
ridicule and abuse of ideas which have no meaning to
him, and he cannot be guilty of blasphemy unless he
believes in the being whom he blasphemes.
In
practice, blasphemy means, always did and always will,
a strong attack upon what we happen to believe. The
early Christain used to blaspheme before he gained a
victory over Paganism, and he was put to death. The
Protestant used to blaspheme before he triumphed in
England over the Catholic. The Dissenter blasphemed
before he won political rights as against a domineering
State Church, and he was put to death. The Unitarians
blasphemed and they were imprisoned ; but when they
became a powerful section of the community they
were tolerated, and more extreme Freethinkers became
blasphemers. It is particularly necessary you should
bear this in mind, because you must consider the very
unfair position in which a man stands who is brought
before a tribunal believing in the existence of the deity
and the attributes of the deity, who is said to be blasbhemed in a publication for which it is maintained
he is responsible; and when at the same time they have
to adjudicate, not only upon the matter of it, but the
manner of it. If they dislike the matter they are sure
to object to the manner; and so a man in my position
stands at a dreadful disadvantage.
Blasphemy means
a strong attack upon our belief, whatever it happens to
be—that is, our religous belief; and, curiously enough,
I have noticed many publications which urged that
the blasphemy laws should be amended, and it should
be made a crime to insult any form of religous belief.
I should not oppose any such amendment as that,
because it would very soon reduce the whole thing to
an absurdity; for every sect would be prosecuting
every other sect ; courts of justice would be filled with
disputes, and the whole blasphemy law would have
to be abolished, and every form of opinion would be
equal in the eye of the law, and I hold it should be.
Our indictment is at common law. The great danger
of this is, there is no statute to be appealed to accurately
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hiurder—it is more a matter of opinion and taste. And
it really comes to this—that no man can know
thoroughly what a blasphemous libel is ; and no man
can be sure whether he is penning a blasphemous libel
or not ; and the only way to find out what the offence
is, is to go to Holloway Gaol for twelve months, which
is a very unpleasant way of deciding a matter of this
kind. It means that a jury is summoned, and the
matter is put into their hands ; and if they don’t like
it, that is sufficient for a verdict of Guilty. It is a very
unfortunate thing that any man should be tried for
such an offence at common law. Recently, when I
was tried at the Old Bailey, Mr. Justice North, in bis
summing-up, told the jury that any denial of the exist­
ence of deity was blasphemy. On the first occasion the
jury, would not bring in a verdict of Guilty, and had to
i)e discharged ; and I was kept in prison until the next
trial took place. Mr. Justice North told the jury on
the second trial nothing of the sort. He left out
altogether the words as to denying the existence
of deity. What made the change in three days ?
It is impossible for me to say. It may be he
thought a conviction easier with such an interpretation
of the law ; or it may be that he had read the comments
in the daily press, and that some alteration had been
made, perhaps for the better. The view which was
entertained by Mr. Justice North does not seem to be
the view entertained by the Lord Chief Justice, in
whose presence, fortunately, I now stand, if I may
judge by nis summing-up on the trial of one of my
co-defendants in this action last week. Then, again,
we. have Mr. Justice Stephen, who is practically at
variance, not only with Mr. Justice North, but with the
still higher authority of his lordship ; so that it would
largely depend, in being tried at common law, whether
one happened to have one’s trial presided over by this
judge or the other. In the particular case I cited, one
jury brought in a verdict of guilty ; but another jury
four days before-^—although the evidence was exactly
the same—declined to. So that you have a double
uncertainty—your fate depends upon the view of
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the trial, and on the tastes and the convictions of the
jury. I submit, gentlemen, that is a very grave defect,
and puts at great disadvantage men who stand in my
position. If a man is to be sent to gaol for twelve
months, blasphemous libel should be defined by statute.
The 9th and 10th William III. is the only statute
dealing with blasphemy. It was held in the Court of
Queen’s Bench when Mr. Bradlaugh moved to quash
the indictment, on which I am now being tried, that
this statute was aimed at specific offenders, and only
laid down so much law as referred to them. No doubt
that is true enough ; but still, if the statute does not
fully define blasphemy, yet everything included within
the statute is clearly blasphemy. There is not a word
about ridicule, abuse or contumely. The statute says
anybody who has professed, the Christian religion
within these realms, shall, for denying the existence
of God, or saying there are more gods than one, or
denying the truth of Christianity, be subject to certain
penalties. The law was called “ferocious” by Mr.
Justice Stephen himself, and it admirably enlightens
us as to the nature of the age in which those Blas­
phemy Laws originated.
So that even the statute
appears to contain a view of the law, which the Lord
Chief Justice so considerately said he should not feel
justified in being a party to, unless it were clearer than
it seemed to him.
Having said we were tried at common law, and
dwelt on its disadvantages, I ask what is common law ?
Common law is judge-made law and jury-made law.
Mr. Justice Stephen on this point has some very notable
remarks in the introduction to his Digest of the
Criminal Law:
“ It is not until a very late stage in its history that law is
regarded as a series of commands issued by the sovereign
power of the state. Indeed, even in our own time and
country that conception of it is gaining ground very slowly.
An earlier and, to some extent, a still prevailing view of it is,
that it is more like an art or science, the principles of which
are first enunciated vaguely, and are gradually reduced to
a precision by their application to particular circumstances.
Somehow, no one can say precisely how, though more or less
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beSiade, certain principles came to be accepted as the law of
tn® land, The judges held themselves bound to decide the
eases which came before them according to those principles,
and as new combinations of circumstances threw light on the
way in which they operated, the principles were, in some
cases, more fully developed and qualified, and in others evaded
or practically set at nought and repealed.”
That is precisely what I ask you to do in this case.
I ask you to consider that this common law is merely
old common usage, altogether alien to the spirit of our
age ; and that it cannot be enforced without making
invidious, unfair, and infamous distinctions between
one form of heresy and another ; and I ask you to say
that it shall not be enforced at all if you have any
‘power to prevent it.
Why should you, as a special jury in this High Court
of Justice, not set a new precedent ? I propose briefly
to give a few reasons why you should. Blasphemy,
my co-defendant told you, was a manufactured crime.
I urge that it is altogether alien to the spirit of our
age. The junior counsel for the prosecution said blas­
phemy was prosecuted very seldom ; it had not been
prosecuted in the City for fifty years ; and he urged
as a reason that blasphemy was not often committed.
“ For fifty years I” That is not true. From my slight
knowledge of literature, which is not, as one of the
journals gtlid, entirely confined to Tom Paine and the
writings of Mr. Bradlaugh, I could undertake to furnish
the junior counsel for the prosecution with some tons
of blasphemy published during that fifty years ;
although I probably could not find the prosecution
such a powerful motive as they have recently had for
for proceeding against these blasphemous libels. The
law against blasphemy is practically obsolete—the fact
that there have been no such prosecutions for fifty
years ought tn settle that point. Mr. Justice Stephen
himself, as to chapter 17 of his “ Digest,” which
includes the whole of the offences against religion,
says : “ The whole of this law is practically obsolete,
and might be repealed with advantage.” And he further
says it would be sufficient as to blasphemy if the power
of prosecution were confined to the Attorney-General.
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do with the prosecution. The j ury were told in another
court that the Public Prosecutor had instituted it. As a
matter of fact, he simply allowed it. The Public Prose­
cutor has undergone himself a good deal of ridicule,
and I submit that his allowance or disallowance is
scarcely equivalent to the allowance or disallowance
of the Attorney-General, and certainly not equivalent
to the institution cf proceedings by the AttorneyGeneral. Mr. Justice Stephen says : “My own opinion
is that blasphemy, except cursing and swearing, ought
not to be made the subject of temporal punishment at
all, though, if it tended to produce a breach of the
peace, it might be dealt with on those grounds.” I shall
have a few words to say about breach of the peace
shortly. Thus Mr. Justice Stephen says : “ This law is
practically obsolete,” and further that no temporal
punishment should be inflicted for it.
You. are made the entire judges of this question,
under the very clear language of the celebrated Libel
Act, called “ Fox’s Act,” passed in 1792, to regulate
libel trials. When issue was joined between the Crown
and one or more defendants, it was there laid down
that the jury were not bound to bring in a verdict of
guilty merely on the proof of the publication by such
defendants of a paper, and of the sense ascribed to the
same in the indictment. So that I hold yoti are the
complete judges ; there is no power on earth that can
go behind your judgment. You are not bound to give
a reason for your verdict ; you are simply called upon
to say guilty or not guilty ; and I submit you have a
perfect right to say guilty or not—especially not guilty
—on the broad issue of the question; and thus to
declare that this blasphemy law is utterly alien to the
spirit of our age.
It would be impossible for the old common law to be
enforced now. The old common law was never put in
force against persons who only ridiculed the Christian
religion. Our indictment charges us with bringing
the Christian religion into disbelief ; so that bringing
it into disbelief is blasphemy. That is logical—bring­
ing it into disbelief is bringing it into gross contempt.
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forty years ago, and as far down as tlie year 1867, turn
upon the right of a man to question and oppose
publicly the truth of the Christian religion. Peter
Annett stated in the Free Inquirer his disbelief in the
inspiration of the Pentateuch, and was punished foi’ it ;
Bishop Colenso can prove the same thing in seven big
volumes, and not only remain a colonial Bishop of the
English Church, but men of culture, like Mr. Matthew
Arnold, rebuke him for disproving what no sensible
person believes. Woolston languished in Newgate
for years, and died there. For what? For saying
that the miracles of the New Testament should
not be taken literally but allegorically. Mr. Matthew
Arnold says that the Bible miracles are fairy
tales, and are all doomed, and that educated and
intelligent men treat them as portions of the world’s
superstition. Nobody now thinks of prosecuting Mr.
Matthew Arnold, yet he is guilty of the same offence as
Woolston. Bishop Colenso is guilty of the same offence
as Peter Annett, and yet no one thinks now-a-days of
punishing him. If, gentleman, the common law is
more humane now, it is only because the spirit of the
age is more humane. That you are bound to take into
consideration, and that should influence you in giving
a verdict of not guilty to me and to my co-defendant.
I may refer you to a case which occurred in the year
1867, which will show you that the common law has
always held that it is a crime to call in question the
truth of the Christian religion. In the year 1867 the
case of Cowan v. Milbourn was decided in the Court of
Exchequer ; it originally arose in Liverpool. The
secretary of the Liverpool Secular Society had engaged
the assembly room for the purpose of two lectures.
The lectrtrfes were entitled, “ The character and teaching
of Christ; the former defective, the latter misleading
and the second, “ The Bible shown to be no more
inspired than any other book.” There is not a word of
ridicule, sarcasm or contumely in this language ; yet
when the owner of the rooms, after the expense of
advertising had been incurred, refused the use of them
for the lectures, and declined to compensate the per­
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by the Court of Exchequer that it was au illegal act to
deliver such lectures with such titles, and that no
damages could be recovered, because the rooms had
been declined for the perpetration of an illegal
act.
Acting on this case, some solicitors at Southampton
last summer, after the expenses of advertising had been
incurred, refused the use of the Victoria Assembly
Room for a lecture by myself, on the ground that the
lecture would be an illegal act. The lady who owned
the room was pious, although she had not the honesty
to recompense my friends for damages they had in­
curred on the strength of her own agent’s written con­
tract. As far back then as 1867, it was held that any
impugning of the truth of Christianity was an illegal
act, and my contention therefore holds good, that
bringing Christianity into disbelief is as much a part of
blasphemy as bringing it into contempt.
It is said that Christianity is part and parcel of the
law of England, and, as such, it must not be attacked.
We have had, fortunately, a trenchant criticism of this
by his lordship. It was pointed out by his lordship, in
language so precise that I am sorry I cannot quote it,
that if Christianity were part and parcel of the law of
the land, in the sense in which the words are generally
used, then it would be impossible to bring about any
reform of law, because no law could be criticised, much
less ridiculed, on the same ground that Christianity,
which is part of the law, cannot be ridiculed or criti­
cised. Something occurred to me which seems to go
even further than that; and that is, that if Christianity
were part and parcel of the law of the land, then the
prosecution for blasphemy would be an absurdity.
There is no crime in criticising any law, or j&amp;iiculing
any law, in the pages of Punch. If Christianity were
part and parcel of the law of the land, there could be
no crime in criticising it. That view was taken by the
Royal Commissioners in 18-11. In their report they
went into it at great length. The Royal Commission
endorsed that view, and pointed out fully that if Chris­
tianity were part of the law of the land, still the law
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•blasphemy indictment could lie on any such grounds.
Sir Matthew Hale, a judge of the 17th century, first
said that Christianity was part and parcel of the law of
the country. He was a man of great intellectual ability,
and a most upright judge ; but if he lived in our age,
would he endorse such ridiculous language now ? He
was infected by the superstition of his age. This same
judge sentenced two women to be hung for witchcraft,
an offence which we now know never could exist,
notwithstanding the verse in Exodus, “ Thou shalt not
suffer a witch to live.” The time will come when it
it will be thought quite as absurd to prosecute people
for the crime of blasphemy as we think it now to hang
people for witchcraft. If blasphemy be a crime at all,
it is only a crime against God, who, if he be omni­
scient, knows it all, and who, if omnipotent, is quite
capable of punishing it all.
Since Sir Matthew Hale’s time there have been great
alterations in the State and in Society, alterations which
will justify you in setting this old barbarous law aside.
To begin with, compulsory oaths have been abolished
in our courts of justice. Evidence can now be
given by Freethinkers on affirmation. Mr. Bradlaugh
last week was acquitted on the evidence of people,
every one of whom affirmed, and not one of
whom took the oath. Next, Jews are admitted to
Parliament. I don’t wish to enter into a religious dis­
cussion, or to provoke a dying bigotry, but I do say,
that if with the views the Jews are known to entertain
of the founder of Christianity, and if with the acts of
their high priests and scribes, as recorded in the New
Testament, still unrepudiated by the Jewish people,
they canube admitted in our national legislature, and
help to make laws which are stupidly said to be pro­
tective of Christianity, then it is absurd for Christians
to prosecute Freethinkers for carrying on honest
criticism of doctrines and tenets they don’t believe, and
which they think they are bound to oppose and attack.
Then again, the Christian oath of allegiance that used
to be taken in Parliament, has been abolished. Now
the House of Commons simply cling to a narrow theistic
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speaking to a jury about Jesus Christ as our Lord and
savior, when they ought to have known—perhaps did
know, but didn’t remember in the heat of enthusiasm
—that the jury were not bound to be Christians ; that
there might be some among them who knew Chris­
tianity and rejected it. That shows you, still further,
that the principles and opinions which lie at the base
of these proceedings are not universal as they once
were : and that it is time all invidious distinctions
were abolished, and all forms of opinion made to stand
on their own bottom ; and if they cannot stand on their
own bottom, then in the name of goodness let them
fall.
Now these alterations in the state of society are more
particularly shown in the writings of our principal
men. Mr. Leslie Stephen, for instance, in answering
the question, “ Are we Christians ?” says :
c,No. I should reply we are not Christians; a few try to
pass themselves off as Christians, because, whilst substantially
men of this age, they can cheat themselves into using the old
charms in the desperate attempt to conjure down alarming
social symptoms; a great number call themselves Christians,
because, in one way or another, the use of the old phrases and
the old forms is still enforced by the great sanction of
respectability ; and some for the higher reason, that they fear
to part with the grain along with the chaff; but such men
have ceased substantially, though only a few have ceased
avowedly, to be Christian in any intelligible sense of the
name.”

No one who has any knowledge of the kind of lan­
guage held by intelligent men will doubt that such
sentiments are exceedingly common. You all know
the great and honored name of Darwin, who spent his
whole life in undermining the very foundations of
Christianity and all supernatural belief. I know when
the bigotry which opposed him, and under the prosti­
tuted name of religion said, “ Thus far shalt thou go,
and no further,” saw it was evident he was victor, it
professed to honor him, and had him buried in West­
minster Abbey ; but the world is beginning to know
if the Church has Darwin’s corpse, it is all of Darwin
that the Church has had or ever will have.

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A g^at scientist who does not confine himself to mere
qcience^ as for the most part Darwin did, says :
“The myths of Paganism are as dead as Osiris and Zeus,
Shdthe man who should revive them would be justly laughed
to scorn; but the coeval imaginations current among the
rude inhabitants of Palestine, recorded by writers whose very
name and age are admitted by every scholar to be unknown,
have fortunately not yet shared their fate, but, even at this
day, are regarded by nine-tenths of the civilised world as the
authoritative standard of fact, and the criterion of the justice
of scientific conclusions in all that relates to the origin of
things, and among them, of species. In this nineteenth cen­
tury, as at the dawn of science, the cosmogony of the sem'barbarous Hebrew is the incubus of the philosopher and the
opprobrium of the orthodox. Who shall number the patient
and earnest seekers after truth, from the days of Galileo until,
now, whose lives have been embittered and their good name
blasted by the mistaken zeal of Bibliolaters? Who shall
count the host of weaker men whose sense of truth has been
destroyed in the effort to harmonise impossibilities—whose
life has been wasted in the attempt to force the generous new
wine of science into the old bottles of Judaism, compelled by
the outcry of the same strong party? It is true that if
philosophers have suffered their cause has been amply avenged.
Extinguished theologians lie about the cradle of every science
as the strangled snakes beside that of Hercules, and history
records that whenever science and orthodoxy have been fairly
opposed, the latter has been forced to retire from the lists,
bleeding and crushed, if not annihilated, scotched if not slain.
But orthodoxy is the Bourbon of the world of thought. It
learns not, neither can it forget; and though, at present,
bewildered and afraid to move, it is as willing as ever to insist
that the first chapter of Genesis contains the beginning and
end of sound science, and to visit, with such petty thunder­
bolts as its half-paralysed hands can hurl, those whorefuse to
degrade nature to the level of primitive Judaism.”
Professor Huxley writes that, but he doesn’t stand
here on the charge I have to answer. And why? One is
the language of a ten-and-sixpenny book, and the other
the language of a penny paper.
Now, gentlemen, take another case. Dr. Maudsley
says in his work on “ Responsibility in Mental Disease,”
that Isaiah, Jeremiah and Hosea, the prophets, were all
three mad. (Laughter.) He doesn’t stand here. Why ?
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He is part of a powerful corporation that wonltWp.lly
round any of its members attacked, and therefore he is
left unmolested.
Mr. Herbert Spencer, in his Study of Sociology,
speaks thus of the Christian Trinity :
“ Here we have theologians who believe that our national
welfare will be endangered, if there is not in all churches an
enforced repetition of the dogmas that Father, Son, and Holy
Ghost, are each of them almighty; and yet there are not three
almighties but one almighty; that one of the almighties
suffered on the cross and descended into hell to pacify another
of them; and that whosoever does not believe this ‘without
doubt shall perish everlastingly.’ ”
That is language which is, perhaps, as scornful as any
a man like Mr. Herbert Spencer could use. There is
no essential difference between that and language of
the most militant Freethought.6
Mr. John Stuart Mill, who was a writer with a world­
wide reputation, and occupied a seat in the House of
Commons, said that his father looked upon religion as
the greatest enemy of morality; first by setting up
“ flotations excellencies, belief in creeds’, devotional feel­
ings and ceremonies not connected with the good of human
kind—and causing these to be accepted as substitutes
for genuine virtues; but, above all, by radically vitiating
the standard of morals, making it consist in doing the
will of a being, on whom it lavishes indeed all the
phrases of adulation, but whom in sober truth it depicts
as eminently hateful. I have a hundred times heard
him say, that all ages and nations have represented
their gods as wicked, in a constantly increasing progression,
that mankind have gone on adding trait after trait till they
reached the most perfect conception of wickedness which
the human mind can devise, and have called this god, and
prostrated themselves before it. This neplus ultra of wicked­
* Lord Coleridge honestly confessed, with regard to many of
the heretical passages I read from leading writers, that he had
“ a difficulty in distinguishing them from the incriminated publi­
cation.” “They do appear to me,” he added “to be open to
exactly the same charge and the same grounds of observation that
Mr. Foote's publications are.” Later on he said, “I admit as far
as I can judge some of them, that they are strong, shall I say
coarse, expressions of contempt and hatred for the recognised
truths of Christianity.”

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ness he considered to be embodied in what is commonly pre­
sented to mankind as the creed of Christianity.”
In one of those alleged libels, the only passage I
shall refer to, there is a statement to the effect—a state­
ment not in my handwriting—(unfortunately I am in
the position of having not only to defend my own
right but the right of others to be heard) in one of
those libels, not written by me, it is said that the deity
of the Old Testament is as ferocious as a tiger. What
is the difference between a phrase like that and the
extract I have read from the writings of John Stuart
Mill ? It is even worse to say “ that the God of Chris­
tianity is the perfection of conceivable wickedness.”
The difference is that one is the language of a nineshilling book, and the other the language of a penny
paper. Writers and publishers of nine-shilling books
should not be allowed to go scot free and the writers
of penny papers be made the scape-goat of the cultured
agnostics of the day.
John Stuart Mill’s great friend George Grote, the author
of the History of Greece is commonly admitted to be
the author of a little book, An Analysis of the In­
fluence of Natural Religion, which he put together
from the notes of that great jurisprudist, Jeremy
Bentham, in which natural religion is described as one
historic craze, the foe of the human race, and its
doctrines and priesthood are denounced in the most
extreme language. I will ask your attention to another
writer. Lord Derby—who has given his support to a
movement for the abolition of the blasphemy laws—
some months ago, presiding at a meeting at Liverpool,
said Mr. Matthew Arnold was one of the few men who
had a rightful claim to be considered a thinker. He
is a writer of culture so fine that some people say he is
a writer of haughty-culture. (Laughter.) In hi's fine
and delicate way he ridicules the Christian Trinity.
He says :
“ In imagining a sort of infinitely magnified and improved
Lord Shaftesbury, with a race of vile offenders to deal with
whom his natural goodness would incline him to let off, only
his sense of justice will not allow it; then a younger Lord
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who might live in grandeur and splendor if he liked, but who
prefers to leave his home, to go and live among the race of
offenders, and to be put to an ignominious death, on condition
that his merits shall be counted against their demerits, and
that his father’s goodness shall be restrained no longer from
taking effect, but any offender shall be admitted to the benefit
of it on simply pleading the satisfaction made by the son; and
then, finally, a third Lord Shaftesbury, still on the same
high scale, who keeps very much in the background, and
works in a very occult manner, but very efficaciously never­
theless, and who is busy in applying everywhere the benefits
of the son's satisfaction and the father’s goodness.”
The same writer actually introduces, by way of
showing the absurdities into which Christians them­
selves have run, a long and learned discussion which
took place at the University of Paris nearly three
centuries ago, as to whether Jesus at his ascension had
his clothes on, or appeared naked before his disciples ;
and if he did, what became of his clothes ? (Laughter.)
If such a thing had appeared in the Freethinker, the
junior counsel for the prosecution would have said
“ they are bringing our Savior’s name into contempt,
they are reproaching the Christian religion, and , we
bring them before you that they may be handed over
to the tender mercies of the law.” Mr. Matthew
Arnold is in no fear of prosecution ; it is only the
poorer and humbler Freethinkers who are to be
attacked.7
Mr. John Morley—who has thrown his great influence
in the scale against me—in his book on “Voltaire.”
says, “ That a religion which has shed more blood than
any other religion has no right to quarrel over a few
epigrams.” There are writings of Voltaire’s which, if
published in England now, would be made the subject
of a prosecution, if there was any honesty in conducting
these prosecutions. Mr. Morley now joins the chorus
of those who howl the false word “indecent” at me ;
but no living person, no sentence under this old law,
7 Mr. Matthew Arnold subsequently issued a new edition of
literature and, Dogma in which this passage was omitted. Curiously,
at abou: the same time, he became tlie recipient of a Government
pension of £250 a year. His blasphemy and mine met with very
different rewards.

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can rob me of the esteem of my friends or the approval
of my conscience ; and I say deliberately, I would
rather be sitting down in my cell, or meditatively
walking up and down with racking anxiety at my
breast, than walk into the House of Commons throwmy past behind me, and treating those whose views
are essentially identical with mine with all the rancor
of a renegade.s
Lord Amberley, who is not even a plebeian, writes as
follows of the Old Testament:

‘•Such a catalogue of crimes would be sufficient to destroy
the character of any Pagan divinity whatever. I fail to per­
ceive any reason why the Jews alone should be privileged to
represent their god as guilty of such actions without suffer­
ing the inference which in other cases would undoubtedly
be drawn—namely, that their conceptions of deity were not
of an exalted order, nor their principles of morals of a very
admirable kind There is, indeed, nothing extraordinary in
the fact that, living in a barbarous age, the ancient Hebrew
should have behaved barbarously. The reverse would rather
be suprising. But the remarkable fact is, that their savage
deeds, and the equally savage ones attributed to their god,
should have been accepted by Christendom as growing in the
one case from the commands, in the other, from the immedi­
ate action of a just and beneficent being. When the Hindus
relate the story of Brahma’s incest with his daughter, they add
that the god was bowed down with shame on account of his
subjugation by ordinary passion. But while they thus betray
their feeling that even a divine being is not superior to all
the standards of morality, no such conciousness is ever appar­
ent in the narrators of the passions of Jehovah. While far
worse offences are committed by him, there is no trace in his
character of the grace of shame ”
8 Mr. John Morley was then editing the Pall Mall Gazette, in
which I was furiously denounced and my sentence justified.
After my trial before Lord Coleridge, M ■. Morley found my sen­
tence “monstrous.” Subsequently, when a me norial for my
release had been signed by suci men as Herbert Spencer, Professor
Tyndall, Professor Huxley, Frederic Harrison, and a large number
of eminent write's, scholars, scientists and artists, Mr. Morley
declared I was “ suffering from a scandalously excessive punish­
ment.” But he did not put his own signature to the memorial.
He was approached early, and his fLst question wag “Who’s
signed ? ’ Mr. Morley, says one &lt; f his constituents, has “ the theory
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If that had appeared in the Freethinker it would
have formed one of the counts of my indictment. But
no one has interfered with Lord Amberley.9 A ques­
tion was asked by the junior counsel for the prosecution
of one witness, whether a certain illustration in one of
the numbers was meant to caricature Almighty God.
The question was stopped by his lordship. With Lord
Amberley’s words before us, it is easy to understand
that could not be meant to’represent Almighty God.
A man who after careful reflection, after weighing
evidence, after exercising his full intellectual and
moral faculties upon the question, has arrived at*the
conclusion that there is an infinite spirit of the uni­
verse akin to ours, though greater—such a man would
never hear any ridicule or sarcasm from my lips, or
from the pen or lips of any Freethinker in the country,
because his belief is not amenable to such criticism or
attack. It is not Almighty God who could be ridiculed
in a picture like that- It is the Hebrew deity—the
deity of semi-barbarous people who lived 3,000 years
ago ; a deity reflecting their own barbarity, who told
them to go to lands they never tilled, and cities they
had never built, to take possession of them in his name,
and brutally murder every man, woman, and chiln
found in them. Can it be a crime to ridicule or even
to caricature a my liological personage like this ? It is
not Almighty God who is ridiculed, it is simply the
deity of those barbarous Hebrews who have become
decent and civilised now. The influences of culture
and humanity are at work, and although we utter the
same old shibboleths, we have different ideas, different
tastes, and I hope different aspirations.
The Duke of Somerset has openly impugned the
Christian religion. He gives up the deity of Jesus,
and criticises in a hostile manner the Holy Scripture.
If the law were put in force fairly, it would be put in
force there. Shelley has been referred to. Shelley
0 Lord Amberley’s will was set aside. ITe left his Little son t'&gt;
be educated by a Freethinker named Spalding; but, as a Free­
thinker has no rights bat those which ne enjovs on sufferance,
Lord Amberley’s father^ Earl Russell, had the child taken away
and brought up ns a Christian.

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wrote, among other poems, one called “ Queen Mab.”
He speaks of the deity of the Christians as a vengeful,
pitiless, and almighty fiend, whose mercy is a nick­
name for the rage of tameless tigers, hungering for
blood. As Jjhe rest of this extract is couched in similar
language, I forbear, out of consideration for the feel­
ings of those who may differ from me, from reading
further. But what I have read is sufficient to show
that Shelley’s writing is as blasphemous is anything
that is to be found in any of these alleged libels. And
in one of his maturer poems, that magnificent “ Ode to
Liberty,” he speaks of Christ as the “ Galilean ser­
pent ”—
“The Galilean serpent forth did creep,
And made thy world an indistinguishable heap.”
Nobody thinks of prosecuting those who sell Shelley’s
works now,1 and even the leading counsel for the prose­
cution could actually accept office under a Ministry, of
which the First Lord of the Admiralty, on whose book­
stalls. Shelley’s works are exposed for sale, was a
member.
Of the poets of our day, it may be said, threefourths of them write quite as blasphemously, accord­
ing to the language of the prosecution, as any one in
the Freethinker. Mr. Swinburne, one of our greatest,
if not our greatest poet—some say he is our greatest, I
don’t think so—uses in a poetical form the same
language that was used by Elijah to the priests of Baal.
You will remember the priests of Baal and Elijah had
a sort of competitive theological examination, and they
put the question to a practical test. They built altars
and they cried respectively on their gods. The priests
of Baal cut and gashed themselves and cried aloud, but
the fire would not come. What did Elijah do ? Did
he call them to a kind of theological discussion, and
say: “Now there is a mistake somewhere, and we
must thrash this out according to the well-known
canons of logic ?” No, he turned upon the priests with
1 Lord Coleridge pointed out that Shelley’s Qaeen Mab had been
prosecuted, and his children taken from him by Lord Eldon. I
was aware of it, and therefore I said that no one thinks of prose
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what Rabelais would call sanglante derision, and he
said, in the language of to-day : “ Where is your god,
what is he doing, why doesn’t he answer you, has he
gone on a journey, what is the matter with him ?”
That is the language of irony, and the deadliest sarcasm,
and it is a wonder to me the priests of Baal didn’t turn
round and kill the prophet on the spot. If they had
had one tithe of the religious bigotry of our prosecutors
they would have done so.
Mr. Swinburne, in his great “ Hymn to Man,” turns
the same kind of derision on the priests of Christendom.
He represents them as calling upon their deity, and
says, “ Cry aloud, for the people blaspheme.” Then
he says, by way of finish :—
“ Kingdom and will hath he none in him left him, n'or warmth
in his breath;
Till his corpse be cast out of the sun will ye know not the truth
of his death?
Surely, ye say, he is strong, though the times be against him
and men,
Yet a little, ye say, and how long, till he comes to show
judgment again?
Shall god then die as the beast die? whois it hath broken his
rod?
O god, lord god of thy priests, rise up now and show thyself
god.
They cry out, thine elect, thine aspirants to heavenward,
whose faith is as flame;
O thou the lord god of thy tyrants, they call thee, their god
by thy name.
By thy name that in hell-fire was written, and burned at the
point of thy sword.
Thou art smitten, thou god, thou art smitten; thy death is
upon thee, 0 lord.
And the love-song of earth as thou diest resounds through
the wind of her wings—
Glory to man in the highest! for man is the master of things.”
Iu his lines apostrophising Jesus on the Cross he
says :
“ 0 hidden face of man, wherover
The years have woven a viewless veil—
If thou wast verily man’s lover,
What did thy love or blood avail ?
Thy blood the priests make poison of,
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So when our souls look back to thee
They sicken, seeing against thy side,
Too foul to speak of or to see,
The leprous likeness of a bride.
Whose kissing lips through his lips grown
Leave their god rotten to the bone.
When we would see thee man, and know
What heart thou liadst toward men indeed,
Lo, thy blood-blackened altars, lo
The lips of priests that pray and feed
While their own hell's worm curls and licks
The poison of the crucifix.

Thou bad’st let children come to thee;
What children now but curses come ?
What manhood in that god can be
Who sees their worship, and is dumb?
No soul ’that lived, loved, wrought, and died,
Is this their carrion crucified.

Nay, if their god and thou be one,
If thou and this thing be the same,
Though shouldst not look upon the sun;
The sun grows haggard at thy name.
Come down, be done with, cease, give o’er;
Hide thyself, strive not, be no more.”
Mr. Swinburne here draws a distinction which Free­
thinkers would draw. Freethinkers may ridicule a
mythological deity ; they may ridicule miracles ; but
they will never ridicule the tragic and pathetic sub­
limities of human life, which are sacred, whether
enacted in a palace or in a cottage. We know how to
draw the distinction which Mr. Swinburne draws here.
If the quotations I have read you had appeared in the
Freethinker they would have formed one of the counts
of the indictment. The only difference between them
is, that one is in a twelve-shilling book, and the other
in a penny paper.
One short extract from another poet, who is recognised
as possessing the highest excellence by the greatest
critics, whose writings have been praised in the
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11 If any human soul at all
Must die the second death, must fall
Into that gulph of quenchless flame
Which keeps its victims still the same,
Unpurified as unconsumed,
To everlasting torments doomed j.
Then I give God my scorn and hate
And turning back from Heaven’s gate
(Suppose me got there1) bow Adieu !
Almighty Devil damn me too.'”
If that language had appeared in the Freethinker, it
would have formed one of the counts of the indictment.
What is the difference ? Again, I say, the difference
is between a five-shilling book and a penny paper.
When those books were reviewed, did men point out
those passages and condemn them ? Not at all. They
simply praised the poet’s genius; blasphemy is not taken
into consideration by men who write for papers of such
standing.
George Eliot has written many a biting sarcasm,
aimed at the popular idols of the day. She translated
Feuerbach’s Essence of Christianity and Strauss’ Life of
Jesus, both of which are indictable at common law,
though they have never been attacked. Renan, in his
Life of Jesus, supposes that the raising of Lazarus took
place at a time, when under the messianic delusion the
mind of Jesus had become perverted, and that he had
arranged the thing with Lazarus.
Anonymous books are pouring from the press.
Here is one published by Williams and Norgate. It is
called the Evolution of Christianity. Speaking of the
Hebrew scriptures, it says :
“ Truly, if the author of Exodus had been possessed of the
genius of Swift, and designed a malignant satire on the god.
of the Hebrews, he could have produced nothing more terribly
true to his malicious purpose than the grotesque parody of
divine intervention in human affairs, depicted in the revolting
details of the Ten Plagues ruthlessly inflicted on the Egyptian
nation.”
Only one other instance of ridicule. The same
writer, referring to the sudden and mysterious death
of Ananias and Sapphira, as narraced in the Acts of the
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“Anafllas an^apphijB.his wife sold some property, and kept
back amortion of the price. Perhaps Aananias was a shrewd
practical man, distrustful of socialism and desirous of holding
«something in reserve for possible contingencies. Or Sapphira
may have hinted that, if anything should happen to her
busband before the advent of Jesus in the clouds, she would
not IHfe the position of a pauper scrambling among the other
’ widows for her daily rations. Whatever may have been the
jnotivefcA the doomed couple, if they had been arraigned
‘before Jesus, he would have assuredly condoned so trivial an
offence; but under the new regime of the Holy Ghost, this
^tahappy husband and wife were condemned to instant exe­
cution.” 2
That is the language of satire, and if it had appeared
in the freethinker, it might have formed one of the
counts of our present indictment.
I have referred you to great living writers, to foreign
works pouring into the country ; I have referred you
to anonymous writings, and now I hold one in my
hand which is circulated over the country and bears
the imprint of popular publishers like Messrs. John
and Abel Heywood. It speaks in this way of Chris­
tianity :
“ Buddhism is the only religion which has made its way by
sheer moral strength; it has become the vast religion that it
is, without the shedding of one drop of blood to propagate its
tenets. The edifice of Christianity is polluted with blood
from keystone to battlements; its tenets and dogmas are
redolent of the savage reek of gore, from the death of its lamb
to that fountain of blood. that its poets are never tired of
hymning.. Misery and tears still attend its idiotic dogma of
original sin, and its horrible threatenings of eternal fireBuddhism is to Christianity as is a palace of light to a foetid
dungeon.”
That is being circulated wholesale by respectable pub­
lishers, and it again, I say, might have formed one of
the counts of our indictment if it had appeared in the
Freethinker. Yet we know these publishers will never
be molested, because they are not poor, and especially
because they don’t happen to be friendly with a poli. 2 Mr. A. G-ill was the author of this work. A new edition,
since published, bears his name on the title-page. Mr. Grill has
nlso written a pamphlet on the Blasphemy Laws with reference
to my prosecution.

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■ tician, whose enemies want to strike . him with a
religious dagger when they fail to kill him with the
political .sword.
I leave that and take the objection that will be raised,
that we have dealt too' freely in ridicule. What is it ?
You will remember the ending of some of the problems
of Euclid, which is what is called a reductio ad absurdwm, that is reducing a thing to an absurdity. That
is ridicule. Ridicule is a method of arguifrent. The
comic papers, in politics, are constantly using it. Why
may it not be used in religious matters also ? Refer!
ence was made to a caricature, in one of our political
journals, which shall be nameless here. Mr. Gladstone
is represented as “No. 1
and morally the Conclusion
is that he was the murderer of one of his dearest friends.
Nobody thinks of prosecuting that paper—the idea
would be laughed at. We may caricature living states­
men, but not dead dogmas! Surely, you will not give
youi’ warrant to such an absurdity as that. Mr. Buckle
says that every man should have a right to treat opinion
as he thinks proper, to argue against it or to ridicule it,
however “ sacred ” it may be. A greater writer than
Buckle, John Stuart Mill, wrote an article in the
Westminster Tieview, on the Richard Carlile prosecu­
tions, in the year 1824 ; and speaking of ridicule in
that article, he says : “ If the proposition that Chris­
tianity is untrue can legally be conveyed to the mind,
what can be more absurd than to condemn it, when
conveyed in certain terms ?” I say that this weapon
of ridicule has been used by a very large proportion of
the great intellectual emancipators of mankind.
Socrates used it ; at the risk of offending some, I
may say that Jesus used it; Lucian used it; the early
Christian Fathers used it unsparingly against their
Pagan contemporaries ; and I might cull from their
works such a collection of vituperative phrases as
would throw into the shade anything that ever appeared
in the Freethinker. Luther used it, and used it well;
Erasmus used it ; the Lollards use it; and it was
freely used in the Catholic and Protestant controversy
that raged through and after the reign of Henry VIII.
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I know some may thitak that it is impolitic to introduce
the name*or Voltaire here ; but Lord Brougham says
that Vbltaire was the greatest spiritual emancipator
sincfe the dayscjtf Luther. The only difference between
such men as Voltaire, D’Alembert, and Diderot, was
his iHhnitable wit. He had wit and his enemies hated
him forut. Ridicule has been used in all times. To
take ridicule from our literature you would have to go
through such a winnowing and pruning process that
you would destroy it. Eliminate from Byron his
ridicule, eliminate from other great masters their
ridicule, and what a loss there would be 1 Ridicule is
a weapon which has been used by so many great
emancipators of mankind ; if we have used it, even in
a coarser manner than they, it is the same weapon;
and if the weapon is a legal one there can be no
illegality in the mere method of using it, and there has
been no such illegality shown. If ridicule is a legal
weapon, the mere style or manner cannot render it
illegal. I say that it is a dangerous thing to make men
amenable to criminal prosecution simply on a question
of opinion and taste. Really if you are to eliminate
ridicule from religious controversy, you hand it over
entirely to the dunces. The two gravest things living
are the owl and the ass. But we don't want to become
asinine or owl-like. (Laughter.) It seems to me, if I
may make a pun, that the gravest thing in the world is
the grave ; and if gentlemen want the world to be
utterly grave they will turn it into a graveyard, and
that is precisely what the bigots have been trying to do
for many thousands of years. I ask you not to abet
them by subjecting us to a daily unseen torture—which
means slow murder ; which cannot kill a strong man
in two or three months, but which may, in twelve
months, convert him into a physical and mental wreck,
a byword and a scorn ; another evidence forsooth of the
truth and mercy of their creed !
And now, gentlemen, I will ask your attention for a
minute or two to the argument about outraging people’s
feelings. You never hear it proposed that this should
be mutual; it is always a one-sided thing. As Mill
says in his great essay on “ Liberty

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Defence of Free Speech.

“ With regard to what is commonly meant by intemperate
discussion, namely invective, sarcasm, personality, and the
like, the denunciation of those weapons would deserve more
sympathy if it were ever proposed to interdict them equally
to both sides ; but it is only desired to restrain the employment
of them against the prevailing opinion; against the unprevail­
ing they may not only be used without general diflrpproval,
but will be likely to obtain for him who uses them the praise
of honest zeal and righteous indignation.”
I should regard this argument with more favor if it
were attempted to be made mutual. Suppose I were
to put into your hands a book like that of Father Pinamonti’s Hell Open to Christians, which is circulated by
the authority of the Roman Catholic Church. It con­
tains a picture of the torments of hell for*every day in
the week. That is repulsive to my mind. In my
opinion it would debauch the minds of children into
whose hands it fell, but I should not think of calling
in the law to stop it. Opinion and taste must correct
opinion and taste, and the proper jury to sit upon such
a question is the great outside jury of public opinion.
Indecent attacks on religion, it is said, must be put
down. I want you to cast out of your minds altogether
the absurd talk of indecency or licentiousness. If we
are to be brought in guilty, let it be of clean blasphemy
if you will ; and don’t by confusing the real nature of
our alleged offence, say that if we ought not to be
punished for blasphemy, we ought to be punished for
indecency, of which I say we are not guilty.
It is said we must not make ourselves a nuisance. I
have looked through the law of nuisance, and I don’t
think there is anything in it to which this libel can
approximate. If a man starts chemical works close to
you, and poisons the atmosphere you breathe, you have
no remedy but to go to law and stop it, or else remove
your business and residence. That is trenching on
your rights. But in a case of this sort every man has his
remedy. There is no act of Parliament to compel any
person to purchase a copy of the Freethinker. The
copies that will be placed in your hands were pur­
chased, not to be read, but for the purposes of prosecu­
tion. It was not a surreptitious thing ; it was not a
publication entitled the “ Christian Investigator,” with

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39

fraethought of the most insidious kind in every line.
It is called the Freethinker; the man who purchased it
must h$ve done so deliberately, and gone into the shop
to do it. As it was not a paper freely exposed in the
shop windows in London, a man must have meant,
before he went into the shop, to purchase that very
thing, and must have known the character of the con­
tents before he purchased it. I submit that as a man
is not forced to purchase or read the paper, the least he
can do is to allow other people to exercise their rights.
It appears now that liberty is to be taken in the sense
of the rough Yankee, who defined it as the right to do
as he pleased and to make everybody else do so too.
Bigotry puts forward a claim, not only to be protected
from having unwelcome things forced on its attention,
but to prevent all men from seeing what it happens to
dislike!
Now, I will just draw your attention to what we
have been told is the proper view of this question.
Starkie on Libel has been quoted. I have not got
Starkie’s work, but I have got Folkard’s edition of the
Lazo of Libel and T must quote from that. The fact
that I have not been able to get a copy of Starkie shows
in itself the ridiculous nature of this prosecution.
That a man should be in peril of losing his liberty on
the dictum of “ the late Mr. Starkie ” is a most dreadful
thing. I hope that won’t continue. He says :
“ A malicious and mischievous intention, or what is equiva­
lent to such an intention in law, as well as in morals—a state
of apathy and indifference to the interests of society—is the
broad boundary between right and wrong.”
I say it is not so, and that an overt act of crime is
the broad boundary between right and wrong. If it be
alleged that I am apathetic to the interests of society,
I give it the most emphatic denial. When “ nefarious
profit ” is talked about, I tell the learned gentlemen for
the prosecution that they get far more out of their
advocacy than I do out of mine. I tell them that a
man who throws in his lot with an unpopular cause
must not count on profit; he can only count on the
satisfaction of what to him is duty done. There is no
such thing as apathy here to the interests of society.

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Defence of Free Speech.

I have given of my time and means, for great political
and social causes, as much as these men. I am no more
apathetic to the interests of society than they are. All
these w &gt;rds mean very little. The contention that has
been rai ted is unsubstantial, and rests merely upon the
use of aljectives. These are not questi &gt;ns of fact, and
when the prosecution talk about “ maliciously insult­
ing,” “ wickedly doing so and so,” they simply use a
string of adjectives which every man may interpret
differently from every other man, a string of adjectives
which I am quite sure would not allow any jury of
Freethinkers to bring in a verdict of Guilty against me
and my co-defendant. I am sorry if that is the kind
of law by which a man is to be tried. It seems to me
that Starkie’s law of blasphemous libel is simply a
noose put round the neck of every man who writes or
speaks on the subject of religion ; and if he happens to
be on the unpopular side somebody will pull the string,
and without being worse than those in the race before
him, he is tripped up, and it may be strangled. I hope
I am not to be tried under that law—if it must be so I
can only deplore it.
I am now, gentlemen, drawing nearly to a close. I
want to say that blasphemy is simply a relic of ecclesiasticism. Renan says he has seachedthe whole Roman
law before the time of Constantine, without finding a
single edict against any opinions. Professor Hunter
says practically the same thing. Blasphemy and heresy
were originally not tried by secular courts like these at
all—they were tried by ecclesiastical courts. Lord
Coke, of ancient but of great authority on the t-ubject
of law, said blasphemy belonged to the king’s ecclesi­
astical law ; and when the writ de heretico comburendd’
was abolished in the reign of Charles II., there was
still special reservation made for ecclesiastical courts to
3 This was the writ for burning heretics aliv ■. It was only
abolish-d after the Res’oration, although it had fallen into
d suetude for half a century. Daring the Protectorate, hovever,
the Parliame it gravely discusse I whether poor Nayler—a much
maligned eccentric—should be burnt or not. and the Lord only
knows how far they wouli have carried out the “reign of the
saints if Cromwell had not sent them packing.”

�Defence of 'Free Speech.

41

try offences. But when the clergy began to lose their
power over the people, the judges brought in the very
heresy law tBat had been abolished; the same heresy with
another name and a cleaner face. Without the slightest
disrespect to the judges of to-day, one can maintain
that in bad old times, when judges depended so much
upon the favor of the Crown and the privileged classes,
and when the Church of England was held necessary
to the maintainance of the constitution, it was not
wonderful that they should deliver judgments on the
question of blasphemy, which really made it heresy
as against the State Church. I say that blasphemy
meant then, and always has meant, heresy against the
State Church. I am told we might have discussion on
controverted points of religion if decently conducted.
That was not the language of those great judges of the
past. They said we might discuss controverted points
of the Christian religion—those that were controverted
amongst learned Christians ; but that the great dogmas
that lay at the base of the articles of the Established
Church could not be called in question ; and I could
give judgment after judgment. But I will give you
one case that happened in this century. In the case of
the Queen against Gathercole, in which the defendant
libtlled the Scorton Nunnery, Baron Alderson laid it
down : “ That a person may, without being liable to
prosecution for it, attack Judaism or any religious sect
(save the established religion of the country), and the
only reasou why the latter is in a different situation
from the other is, because it is the form established by
law, and it is therefore a part of the constitution of the
country.” Russell on Crimes, volume 3, page 196,
gives the case a little more fully. He says :
“ When a defendant was charged with publishing a libel
upon a religious order, consisting of females, professing the
Roman Catholic faith called the Scorton Nunnery, Alderson,
B., observed a person may, without being liable to prosecu­
tion for it, attack Judaism or Mahomedanism, or even any
sect of the Christian religion save the established religion of
the country; and the only reason why the latter is in a
different situation from the other is, because it is the form
established by law, and is therefore part of the constitution
of the country.”

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Fefence of Free Speech.

Now, gentlemen, that supports my contention that
heresy and blasphemy originally meant, and still ought
to mean, simply ridicule of the State Church or denial
of its doctrine ; that where religious sects differ from
the State Church, no matter what sect of Noncbnformity
it be, whether it be a section of the great Roman
Catholic Church itself, or a Jewish body or Mahomedan
believing in the existence of a deity, yet on those
grounds where they differ from the Established Church,
they have no protection against ridicule or sarcasm at
law. Gentlemen, will you yield that preposterous and
invidious right to the Established Church ? If any of
you are Dissenters, remember the murders, the robberies,
and the indignities, inflicted on your ancestors by the
State Chilrch. If any one of you are Quakers, remem­
ber that the gaols of London were full of your ancestors
who literally rotted away in them. Gentlemen, remem­
ber that, and don’t give this State Church any protection.
Is it to be protected against ridicule, sarcasm or
argument, or other forms of attack? It has its livings
worth ten or twelve millions a year ; it has its edifices
for worship in every parish of the country ; it has its
funds for the purposes of propaganda and defence
apart from its State connections. It has had until
very recently, practically all the educational appliances
in its own hands ; and is it, gentlemen, to be protected
against the onslaughts of a few comparatively poor
men ? If a Church with such advantages cannot hold
its own, in the name of truth let it go down. To pro­
secute us in the interests of this Church, though
ostensibly in the name of God, is to prostitute whatever
is sacred in religion, and to degrade what should be a
great spiritual power, into a mere police agent, a
haunter of criminal courts, and an instructor of Old
Bailey special pleaders.
Every man has a right to three things—protection
for person, property, and character, and all that can be
legitimately derived from these. The ordinary law of
libel gives a man protection for his character, but it is
surely monstrous that he should claim protection for
his opinions and tastes. All that he can claim is that
his tastes shall not be violently outraged against his

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43

will, I hope, gentlemen, you -will take that rational
view -of the question. We have libelled no man’s
character, we have invaded no man’s person or property.
This crime is a constructed crime, originally manu­
factured by priests in the interests of their own order
to put down dissent and heresy. It now lingers
amongst us as a legacy utterly alien to the spirit of our
age, which unfortunately we have not had resolution
enough to cast among those absurdities which time
holds in his wallet of oblivion.
One word gentlemen, about breach of the peace. Mr.
Justice Stephen said well, that no temporal punishment
Should be inflicted for blasphemy unless it led to a
breach of the peace. I have no objection to that, pro­
vided we are indicted for a breach of the peace. Very
little breach of the peace might make a good case of
blasphemy. A breach of the peace in a case like this
shall not be constructive ; it shall be actual. They
might have put somebody in the witness-box who
could have said that reading the Freethinker had
impaired his digestion and disturbed his sleep.
(Laughter.) They might have even found somebody
who said it was thrust upon him, and that he was
Induced to read it, not knowing its character. Gentle­
men, they have not attempted to prove that any special
publicity was given to it outside the circle of the people
who approved it. They have not even been shown
there was an advertisement of it in any Christian or
religious paper. They have not even told you that any
extravagant display was made of it; and I undertake
to say that you might never have known of it if the
prosecution had not advertised it. How can all this
be construed as a breach of the peace ? Our indictment
says we have done all this, to the great displeasure of
almighty god, and to the danger of our Lady the Queen
her crown and dignity. You must bear that in mind.
The law books say again and again that a blasphemous
libel is punished, not because it throws obloquy on the
Deity—the protection of whom would be absurd—but
because it tends to a breach of the peace. It is prepos­
terous to say such a thing tends to a breach of the peace.
If you want that you must go to the Salvation Army.

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efence of Free Speech.

They have a perfect right to their ideas—I have nothing
to say about them ; but their policy has led to actual
breaches of the peace ; and even in India, where,
according to the law, no prosecution could be started
against a paper like the Freethinker, many are sent to
gaol because they will insist upon processions in the
street. We have not caused tumult in the streets. We
have not sent out men with banners and bands in which
' each musician plays more or less his own tune. (Laughter)
We have not sent out men who make hideous discord
and commit a common nuisance. Nothing of the sort
is alleged. A paper like this had to be bought and oar
utterances had to be sought. We have not done any­
thing against the peace. I give the indictment an absolute
denial. To talked of danger to the peace is only a mask
tn hide the hideous and repulsive features of intoler­
ance and persecution. They don’t want to punish us
decause we have assailed religion, but because w*e have
endangered the peace. Take them at their word, gentle­
men. Punish us if we have endangered the peace, and
uot if we have assailed religion ; and as you know we
have not endangered the peace, you will of course bring
in a verdict of Not Guilty. Gentlemen, I hope you will
by your verdict to-day champion that great law of
liberty which is challenged—the law of liberty which
implies the equal right of everyman, so long as he does
not trench upon the equal right of every other man, to
print what he pleases for people who choose to buy
and read it, so long as he does not libel men’s characters
■or incite people to the commission of crime.
Gentlemen, I have more than a personal interest in
the result of this trial. I am anxious for the rights
and liberties of thousands of my countrymen. Young
as I am, I have for many years fought for my principles,
taken soldier’s wages when there were any, and gone
cheerfully without when there were none, and fought
on all the same, as I mean to do to the end ; and I am
doomed to the torture of twelve months’ imprisonment
by the verdict and judgment of thirteen men, whose
sacrifices for conviction may not equal mine. The bit­
terness of my fate can scarcely be enhanced by your
&lt;yerdict. Yet this does not diminish my solicitude as to

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in another court, you, as a special jury in this High
Court of Justice, bring in a verdict of Guilty against me
and my co-defendant, you will decisively inaugurate
a new era of persecution, in which no advantage can
accrue to truth or morality, but in which fierce passions
will be kindled, oppression and resistance matched
against each other, and the land perhaps disgraced
with violence and stained with blood. But if, as I hope,
you return a verdict of Not Guilty, you will check that
spirit of bigotry and fanaticism which is fully aroused
and eagerly awaiting the signal to begin its evil work ;
you will close a melancholy and discreditable chapter
of history ; you will proclaim that henceforth the press
shall be absolutely free, unless it libel men’s characters
or contain incitements to crime, and that all offences
against belief and taste shall be left to the great jury of
public opinion ; you will earn the gratitude of all who
value liberty as the jewel of their souls, and inde­
pendence as the crown of their manhood ; you will
save your country from becoming ridiculous in the
eyes of nations that we are accustomed to consider as
less enlightened and free ; and you will earn for your­
selves a proud place in the annals of its freedom, its
progress, and its glory.

��G. W. FOOTE &amp; W. P. BALL.

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                    <text>NATIONAL SECULAR SOCIETY

REPLY TO GLADSTONE
BY

COL. R. G. INGERSOLL.

Reprintedfrom the “ North American Review
June, 1888.
With Publisher’s Note, and

BIOGRAPHY OF THE AUTHOR
By J. M. Wheeler.

PROGRESSIVE

PUBLISHING COMPANY,

28 STONECUTTER STREET, E.C.

1888.

�LONDON :
PRINTED AND PUBLISHED BY G. W. EOOTE

AT 28 STONECUTTER STREET, E.C.

�PUBLISHER’S PREFACE.
Mr. Gladstone, in his old age, has lost none of his versatil ity
Besides leading the Liberal party, he writes magazine articles on a
variety of topics. He even aspires to add a new role to his reper­
tory, that of Defender of the Faith. On the eve of the last general
elections—perhaps the occasion was well timed—he burst upon
the world with a vindication of the Mosaic cosmogony.
This
led him into a controversy with Professor Huxley, in which he
displayed his usual ability as a rhetorician, with a surprising igno­
rance of the very rudiments of physical science. Recently he has
championed Christianity against the scepticism of Robert Elsmere,
and now he defends his creed against the attacks of Colonel Inger­
soll in the North American Review.
Colonel Ingersoll’s reply to Mr. Gladstone is here presented to
the English reader. It was desirable that Mr. Gladstone’s criticism
should be presented with it, so that the reader might command a
full view of the discussion.
He has been communicated with, but
he replies that he has made other arrangements ; and whatever may
be legally possible it would be unjust, or at least unmannerly, to
reprint his part of the debate without his permission. Fortunately
Colonel Ingersoll is a controversialist who always puts his opponent’s
case carefully before refuting it, and therefore the disadvantage of
the absence of Mr. Gladstone’s article from this brochure is reduced
to a minimum.
This debate has a history. Six years ago Colonel Ingersoll,
whose fame as a Freethought orator had become universal in
.America, was invited by Mr. Allen Thorndike Rice, the editor of
the North, American Review, to contribute an article on the Chris­
tian Religion. This was replied to by Judge Black, who relished
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contest. During the autumn of last year the Bev. Dr Field con­
tributed to the same Review an “ Open Letter to Colonel Inger­
soll.” This was replied to in an “ Open Letter to Dr. Field.” Dr.
Field rejoined, and Colonel Ingersoll replied again. The great
Freethinker s letters sent up the circulation of the Review to an
unprecedented extent. Both are reprinted for English readers by
the Progressive Publishing Co. under the respective titles of Faith
and Fact and God and Man.

Whether Mr. Gladstone took pity on poor Dr. Field and
chivalrously rushed to his rescue, or whether he was tempted by a,
very handsome cheque, is a question which he alone can answer.
Be that as it may, , the Review announced a forthcoming article by
Mr. Gladstone on the religious opinions of Colonel Ingersoll. It
duly appeared in the May number, and the Review went through
a large number of editions. Probably half the ministers in the
States bought a copy, hoping to find fresh “ points ” for their own
answers to “the infidel.”

Colonel Ingersoll lost no time in replying. His letter to Mr.
Gladstone appeared in the June number. It will be highly relished
by the Freethought party in England. The writer is in his very
best form. Dialectically speaking, he flays his opponent; yet he
does it with perfect courtesy, and pays him compliments while
rubbing in the Attic salt. Mr. Gladstone tried to be equally
urbane, though he did not always succeed. Sometimes he fell into
a supercilious vein, and at others he petulantly quarrelled with the
great Freethinker’s “ tone,” as though all men should be as solemn
as himself. But candor and good-nature predominated, and it was
while under the influence of his better genius that Mr. Gladstone
made the admission, which is at once true and well expressed, that
“ Colonel Ingersoll writes with a rare and enviable brilliancy.”
It only remains to add that this seems a favorable opportunity
for presenting a brief biography of Colonel Ingersoll. Mr. J. M,
Wheeler had the materials already collected for another purpose,
and he was able to draw up a narrative of facts and dates which
will interest all admirers of the great Freethought orator.

�LIFE OF COLONEL R. G. INGERSOLL.
The proud title of Liberator is not only his due who, sword in
nana, delivers his country from its oppressors. The shackles of
bigotry and superstition are no less injurious than the dominion of
a 01 eign foe, and the thinker who from his study combats the
prejudices of ages, the orator who from the platform asserts the
rights oí the oppressed, or stirs men’s minds from the lethargy of
blind belief, deserve to be enrolled among the emancipators and
benefactors of humanity. Such a Liberator is the subject of the
present brief biography.
J
Robert Green Ingersoll, the greatest living American orator,
and one of the most remarkable men of the day, was born in the
township of Dresden, in the State of New York, on the 11th of
August, 1832. He is thus a little more than one year older than
the man with whom he has been most frequently compared, Charles
Bradlaugh. He was of Puritan stock. His father was a Congre­
gational minister and Bob, as he was called by his comrades, was
educated m accordance with the straitest opinions of the sect. But
the trammels of theology never enmeshed his mind. He was a
natural Pagan, fond of fun and adventure. He says in one of his
lectures that he could never remember the time when he believed
in eternal punishment, though he sometimes used to wonder God
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d not burn him to a cinder for playing truant from
school, from such acknowledgments as these some sage religion­
ists have concluded that Bob was a wild and forward youth. His
brother, John L. Ingersoll, has, however, given his testimony, in
answer toi some calumnies from Talmage, that “ As for Robert, I
will say that he was as good and obedient a boy as I ever knew.”
ihe boy, too, seems to have educated his father, for, like so many
other ministers he came to give up the doctrine of eternal torments,
though so clearly taught in the Bible. His liberal views raised
dissensions among his flock, which gave his family some insight
into the true inward spirit of religion.
s
Robert’s boyhood was spent in Wisconsin and Illinois, where the
iamily removed m 1843.
The keeness of his mind and the propensity which he displayed for
arguing matters out with his father doubtless induced that parent
to set him to the study of the law. When his term had expired he
opened a law office in Shawneetown, Illinois, in conjunction with
his brother, Eben C. Ingersoll. Political discussions occupied some
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of Congress. In 1857 they removed to Peoria, and here Ingersoll
was married. It was a most blissful union. Politics still occupied
much of his attention, and in 1860 he put up, for the first and only
time, for the House of Uongress. His religious heresy, which he
never concealed, was used against-him, and he was defeated.
Upon the outbreak of the civil war in 1862 he entered into the
Union and Anti-Slavery cause with enthusiasm. He raised the 11th
Regiment of Illinois Cavalry, of which he was appointed colonel.
Eminently capable of infusing his own spirit into others, he was
beloved by his men, and numerous anecdotes are told of his
generosity and bravery. One soldier loves to tell how, when
wounded, he was covered with the colonel’s own cloak during the
severity of winter, and stuck to the colonel’s whisky flask. He
was in the battle of Shiloh and other engagements. Although
earnestly convinced of the righteousness of the Unionist cause, he
was too sensitive for the brutal trade of war. He says : “ I never
saw oui’ men fire but I thought of the widows and orphans they
would make, and wished they would miss.” The fortune of war
made him prisoner to the Confederates, but his eloquence on the
anti-slavery side proved so “ corrupting ” to his captors that he
was gladly exchanged. Returned to the North, he still fought
with his tongue for the political rights of the black. Renowned for
his legal advocacy, he was in 1866 appointed Attorney-General for
Illinois. But for religious bigotry he would also have been made
governor of that State. Asked once how much his fine copy of
Voltaire cost him, he replied, “I believe it cost me the governor­
ship of the State of Illinois.” His private practice became large,
and his generosity increased with his wealth. Ingersoll's money
has always been at the service of those he loves. He has long had
the custom of keeping a drawer where all his family go and. take
whatevei’ they please. Asked concerning this by one of his inter­
viewers, he replied, “ I desire my children to have the same freedom
as myself.”
Ingersoll’s home is a model one. Those who have the pleasure
of visiting it come away with the observation, “ See how these
Freethinkers love one another.” Perfect freedom reigns, yet each
delights in sharing the pleasures of others. Ingersoll has never in
his life beaten his children. He stigmatises the man who does so
as a brute. He believes in the power of kindness. Shakespeare,
“ the inspired word,” is on his table, and near it is a copy of Burns,
“ the family hymn book.” His favorite modern author is George
Eliot, but Darwin, Huxley, Humboldt, and all the best writers are
in his library, not for show but for use. “ What a grand house you
live in!” a caller on Colonel Ingersoll is quoted as saying. “I
wish,” the Colonel replied, “ that I lived in the poorest house in
New York.” “ What do you mean by saying that?” the visitor
asked. “I mean that I wish that every man in New York had a
better house than I have.” He is full of the milk of human kind­
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unless lie knows the makers have been adequately paid. He has
been known to keep an important client waiting while he has run
from his office to pick up a fallen child, coming back with the
remark that he never misses such a chance.
Ingersoll stands over six feet in height and is massive in propor­
tion? His broad shoulders and chest capacity tell of strong vitality
and lung power, improved by use. His head shows keen and bright
intellectual power, his features are animated with frank good,
humor. Upon the platform he is full of action. He walks about
and is emphatic in his gestures. But he is always easy and at
home with his audience. He laughs at his own jokes, and seizes,
the moment when he is closest togethei’ with his hearers to lift
them above themselves in some stream of noble thought or glowing
feeling. He is one of the most natural of orators, never at a loss
for a pregnant word, though he will occasionally pause, half
hesitatingly, to give full effect to some telling phrase. He has
been known to make a hard-headed jury laugh outright, and then
put their handkerchiefs to their eyes within a few moments.
How great a political power fine oratory may be was seen at the
Republican Convention of June, 1876, when Ingersoll proposed
James Gillespie Blaine for President. The opposition testified to.
his abilities by insisting that the vote should not be taken until the
following day, when the delegates would have recovered from theoverpowering effect of his eloquence. Had it been taken during
the enthusiasm excited by Ingersoll’s speech, no doubt Blaine,
would have been triumphant. As it was, he lacked only 28 votes
out of a total of 754. Prom that time his services as a campaign
orator have been in demand throughout the States. He may be.
said, indeed, to have become the national orator, being continually
selected to speak on any great public occasion.
In 1877 he was offered and refused the post of Minister to.
Germany, a position the United States always assigns to her most
distinguished citizens. But Ingersoll was too busy for posts of
honor. Not only was he employed in the most important law suits,
which compelled his removal to Washington, but he devoted a con­
siderable share of time to the advocacy of Preethought. It is
greatly to his honor that one of his first published discourses was
delivered in vindication of Thomas Paine, the rebellious needleman,
to whom the debt of the American Republic can scarcely be exag­
gerated, yet whose memory has been assailed with the foulest
malignity because he had the courage to seek to emancipate his
fellows from the tyranny of priestcraft as well as from that of
kings. Ingersoll, too, has been frequently attacked. Men who dare
not meet him face to face malign him from their coward’s castle of
the pulpit. They have reported his conversion several times.
They have made him lose his voice through infidel lectures, and
swear that never again would he attack the Christian religion!
His name is good enough to trade on, and skunks whose own merits
would never insure them a hearing, seek notoriety by attacking

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the infidel. But Ingersoll lives in the open, and his courage, man­
liness and generosity are well known.
Ingersoll is unmistakably the finest orator of the great
liepublic. Henry Ward Beecher, no mean rival, called him “the
most brilliant speaker of the English tongue of all men on this
globe.” Not only does he draw larger audiences than any of his plat­
form rivals, but his speeches will bear reading. They all bespeak the
healthy large-hearted man who sees life steadily, and sees it whole.
Occasionally he soars into the finest prose poetry. We always
feel we are in the presence of a man who candidly says what he
thinks and feels what he says. There is no beating about the
bush with Ingersoll. He has seen and read with his eyes open,
and he has the courage to tell the result of his investigations.
The verbiage of sophistry has no effect upon him. He is satisfied
with nothing short of the bed-rock of solid fact. Nothing is too
sacred to be tested by reason. Appreciating the saying of Shaftes­
bury, that “ solemnity is of the essence of imposture,” he exposes
the humorous side of the stupidly solemn. Whatever subject he
touches he adorns with wit and vivacity.
Joseph Hatton, in his work entitled To-day in America, says
“ Ingersoll is not like any talker I have ever heard before. He
reminds me a little of Spurgeon, whose Saxon-English and broad
homely similes are akin to the Ingersoll method. He has not the
dignity of Bright nor the polish of Gladstone; but he has the
earnestness of both, coupled with a boldness of metaphor and a
vigor of style that are peculiarly American. ... I have seen
nothing like the enthusiasm which his oratory evokes, not in multi­
tudes of thoughtless people, but in vast assemblages of educated
and responsible men and women who have paid four shillings each
for their seats.” Ingersoll has probably a larger personal following
than any man in the States. Men and women feel that in emanci­
pating their minds from superstitious fears, he has rendered them
a personal service. Women, for whose equality of rights with man
he is a determined advocate, always form a prominent feature in
his audiences. They admire his manliness, strength, his chivalry
and tenderness for the weak, and his fervent love of the home.
The source of his power, is no less in his emotional and affectional
utterances than in his intellectual courage. He has the true spells
of persuasion, simple and direct speech, strong love of truth, and
firm hold upon nature.
It is the merit of the orator that his language is level with the
ear of the whole of his audience. Seldom in his speeches does he
indulge in classical allusion such as that in the present reply to
the flesh-eating birds fabled to inhabit the lake Stymphalus. His
language is that of the people.
His words are clear, short,
crisp and strong, like that of the best poetry. His speeches are
never wire-drawn. Every blow tells. Moreover, he has an apti­
tude of anecdotal illustration which carries all before it. He is
reputed to be the best teller of a good story in America. The joke

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may be an old. one, but it is told with, snch point, hnmoi, and.
evident enjoyment that it is irresistible. And then he passes from
wit to pathos, like a beam of light streaming now on a bed of
flowers and anon into a cavern.
_
All his speeches are animated by the moral sentiment. Take
the following from his oration at the mass meeting on behalf of the
civil rights of the colored people, held at Lincoln Hall, Oct. 22,
1883, which I transcribe because it has not hitherto been published
in England.
“ I am inferior to any man whose rights I trample under foot. Men are
not superior bv reascn of the accidents of race and color. They are superior
who have the best heart, the best brain. Superiority is born of honesty, of
virtue, of charity, and above all, of the love of liberty. Toe superior man
is the providence of the inferior. He is eyes for the blind, strength for the
weak, and a shield for the defenceless. He stands erect by bending above
the fallen. He rises by lifting others.”

At this meeting Frederick Douglass, the slave orator, introduced
Ingersoll by reciting Leigh Hunt’s famous lines on Abou Ben
Adhem, and the ringing cheers of the assembly showed that their
appropriateness was felt.
In his present reply to Mr. Gladstone, Ingersoll alludes to the
Poccasset religious maniac, Freeman, who went a step beyond
Father Abraham and murdered his own child. A yet more cele­
brated instance of the fruits of fanaticism came under Ingersoll’s
own observation. It was his fortune to be in President Garfield’s
company on the memorable 2nd of July, 1881, when Guiteau
assassinated the President in the waiting room of the Baltimore
and Potomac Railway. Ingersoll at once threw his own body in
front of Garfield while the assassin was continuing to fire. He
would undoubtedly have been shot had not Guiteau at that moment
been seized and disarmed. His courage and self-devotion was
unavailing. Two rapid shots had already done their murderous
work before any attempt could be made to protect the President,
even by Mr. Blaine, on whose arm he was leaning ; but the effort
of Ingersoll to give his own life for that of his friend will ever
redound to his honor.
Emerson well says there is no true orator who is not a hero. The
orator must ever stand with forward foot in the attitude of ad­
vancing. Ingersoll’s defence of Mr. C. B. Reynolds, who was
indicted for blasphemy at Morristown in New Jersey, in 1886, was
characteristic of the true leader. Though suffering from sore
throat, and forced to forego important remunerative engagements,
he personally appeared on behalf of the prisoner at the tinal in
May of last year. His Defence, of Freethought on that occasion, in
a five hours’ speech to the jury, is a noble specimen of oratorical
power. It doubtless had a powerful effect on the bigotry of New
Jersey. Although, thanks to the adverse summing-up of the judge,
he failed to get the prisoner acquitted, Mr. Reynolds was let off
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Colonel Ingersoll. Prosecutions for blasphemy will probably never
more be heard of in New Jersey.
It is scarcely necessary to enumerate his published lectures and
writings. They are almost as well-known in England as on the
other side of the herring pond. The title of one of them, Take a
Road of Your Own, illustrates the spirit of his teachings. No more
telling indictments of orthodoxy have been published than his
lectures on Gods, Ghosts, What Must I JDo to Be Saved, Myth and
Miracle, Real Blasphemy and The Dying Greed. The Mistakes of
Moses, his largest work, is brimful of fun and lively argument. His
first contribution to the North American Review was in August,
1881, when he wrote on the subject “Is All the Bible Inspired?”
Since then he has held his own against Judge Black, Professor
G-. P. Fisher, and, more recently, the Rev. H. Field, who, being over­
weighted by the Presbyterian Confession of Faith, is doubtless glad
to have Mr. Gladstone come “ to the help of the Lord against the
mighty.”
°
Colonel Ingersoll has also contributed introductory chapters toModern Thinkers, by Prof. Van Denslow; to The Brain and the
Bible, by Edgar C. Beall; and to Men, Women and Gods, by Helen
Gardener, a young lady he introduced to the Freethought platform.
His writings are just like his speeches, and, we should surmise, are
written to dictation. We can imagine we see him marching up
and down, emphasising his points and softly chuckling as his bn mor
occasionally ripples forth.

�REPLY TO GLADSTONE.
To the Right Honorable W. E. Gladstone, M.P.,
My dear Sir:
At the threshold of this Reply, it gives me pleasure to say that for
your intellect and character I have the greatest respect; and let
me say further, that I shall consider your arguments, assertions,
and inferences entirely apart from your personality apart from
the exalted position that you occupy in the estimation of the
civilised world. I gladly acknowledge the inestimable services that
you have rendered, not only to England, but to mankind. Most
men are chilled and narrowed by the snows of age ; their thoughts
are darkened by the approach of night. But you, for many years,
have hastened toward the light, and your mind has been “ an
autumn that grew the more by reaping.”
Under no circumstances could I feel justified in taking advantage
of the admissions that you have made as to the “ errors,” the
“ misfeasance,” the. “infirmities and the perversity” of the Chris­
tian Church.
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.
It is perfectly apparent that churches, being only aggregations
of people, contain the prejudice, the ignorance, the vices and the
virtues of ordinary human beings. The perfect cannot be made out
of the imperfect.
A man is not necessarily a great mathematician because he
admits the correctness of the multiplication table. The best creed
may be believed by the worst of the human race. Neither the
crimes nor the virtues of the church tend to prove or disprove the
supernatural origin of religion. The massacre of St. Bartholomew
tends no more to establish the inspiration of the Scriptures, than
the bombardment of Alexandria.
But there is one thing that cannot be admitted, and that is your
statement that the constitution of man is in a “warped, impaired,.

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and dislocated condition,” and that - those deformities indispose
men to belief.
Let us examine this.
We say that a thing is “ warped ” that was once nearer level flat
»■■ straight; that it is “ unpaired ” when it was once nearer perfect
and that it is" dislocated when it was once united. Oonsemientlv’
you have said that at some time the human constitution was un
warped, ummpaired and with each part working in harmony with
all, Yon seem to believe m the degeneracy of man, and that our
unfortunate race, starting at perfection, has travelled downward
through all the wasted years.
It is hardly possible that our ancestors were perfect. If historv
proves anything, it establishes the fact that civilisation was not
first and savagery afterwards. Certainly the tendency of man is
not now towards barbarism. There must have been a time when
language was unknown, when lips had never formed a word That
which man knows man must have learned. The victories’ of our
race have been, slowly and painfully won. It is a long distance
from the gibberish of the savage to the sonnets of Shakespeare—a
long and weary road from the pipe of Pan to the great orchestra
voiced with every tone from the glad warble of a mated bird to the
hoarse thunder of the sea. The road is long that lies between the
discordant cnes uttered by the barbarian over the gashed body of
his foe and the marvellous music of Wagner and Beethoven. It is
hardly possible to conceive of the years that lie between the caves
in which crouched our naked ancestors crunching the bones of wild
beasts, and the home of a civilised man with its comforts its
articles of luxury and use,-with its works of art, with its enriched
and illuminated walls. Think of the billowed years that must
have rolled between these shores. Think of the vast distance that
man has slowly groped from the dark dens and lairs of ignorance
and tear to the intellectual conquests of our day.
Is it true that these deformities, these “ warped, impaired, and
dislocated constitutions indispose men to belief ” ? Can we in this
way account for the doubts entertained by the intellectual leaders
■of mankind ?
it will not do, in this age and time, to account for unbelief in
is e ormed and dislocated way. The exact opposite must be
t™e‘ igaorance and credulity sustain the relation of cause and
e ec .
gnorance is satisfied with assertion, with appearance.
As man rises m the scale of intelligence he demands evidence.
He begins to look back of appearance. He asks the priest for
reasons. The most ignorant part of Christendom is the most
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You have simply repeated a favorite assertion of the clergy, to
the effect that man rejects the Gospel because he is naturally
depraved and hard of heart—because, owing to the sin of Adam
and Eve, he has fallen from the perfection and purity of paradise
to that “ impaired ” condition in which he is satisfied with the
filthy rags of reason, observation and experience.
The truth is, that what you call unbelief is only a higher and
holier faith. Millions of men reject Christianity because of its
cruelty. The Bible was never rejected by the cruel. It has been
upheld by countless tyrants—by the dealers in human flesh—by
the destroyers of nations—by the enemies of intelligence—by the
stealers of babes and the whippers of women.
It is also true that it has been held as sacred by the good, the
self-denying, the virtuous and the loving, who clung to the sacred
volume on account of the good it contains and in spite of all its
cruelties and crimes.
You are mistaken when you say that all “ the faults of all the
Christian bodies and subdivisions of bodies have been carefully
raked together,” in my reply to Dr. Field, “ and made part and
parcel of the indictment against the divine scheme of salvation.”
No thoughtful man pretends that any fault of any Christian
body can be used as an argument against what you call the “ divine
scheme of redemption.”
I find in your remarks the frequent charge that I am guilty of
making assertions and leaving them to stand without the assistance
of argument or fact, and it may be proper, at this particular point,
to inquire how you know that there is a divine “ scheme of re­
demption.”
My objections to this “ divine scheme of redemption” are:
first, that there is not the slightest evidence that it is divine ;
second, that it is not in any sense a “ scheme,” human or divine ;
and third, that it cannot, by any possibility, result in the redemp­
tion of a human being.
It cannot be divine, because it has no foundation in the nature
of things, and is not in accordance with reason. It is based on the
idea that right and wrong are the expression of an arbitrary will,
and not words applied to and descriptive of acts in the light of
consequences. It rests upon the absurdity called “ pardon,” upon
the assumption that when a crime has been committed justice will
be satisfied with the punishment of the innocent. One person may
suffer, or reap a benefit, in consequence of the act of another, but
no man can be justly punished for the crime, or justly rewarded
for the virtues, of another. A “ scheme ” that punishes an inno-

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cent man for the vices of another can hardly be called divine. Can
a murderer find justification in the agonies of his victim ? There
is no vicarious vice; there is no vicarious virtue. For me it is
hard to understand how a just and loving being can charge one o f
his children with the vices, or credit him with the virtues, of
another.
And why should we call anything a “ divine scheme ” that has
been a failure from the “ fall of man” until the present moment?
What race, what nation, has been redeemed through the instru­
mentality of this divine scheme ” ? Have not the subjects of
redemption been for the most part the enemies of civilisation ?
Has not almost every valuable book since the invention of printing
been denounced by the believers in the “ divine scheme ” ? In­
telligence, the development of the mind, the discoveries of science,
the inventions of genius, the cultivation of the imagination through
art and music, and the practice of virtue will redeem the human
•race. These are the saviors of mankind.
You admit that the “ Christian churches have by their exag­
gerations and shortcomings, and by their faults of conduct, con­
tributed to bring about a condition of hostility to religious faith.”
If one.wishes to know the worst that man has done, all that
■power guided by cruelty can do, all the excuses that can be framed
for the commission of every crime, the infinite difference that can
exist between that which is professed and that which is practised,
■the marvellous malignity of meekness, the arrogance of humility
and the savagery of what is known as “ universal love,” let him
read the history of the Christian Church.
Yet, I not only admit that millions of Christians have been
honest in the expression of their opinions, but that they have been
among the best and noblest of our race.
And it is further admitted that a creed should be examined
apart from the conduct of those who have assented to its truth.
The Church should be judged as a whole, and its faults should be
accounted for either by the weakness of human nature, or by reason
of some defect or vice in the religion taught—or by both.
Is there anything in the Christian religion—anything in what
you are pleased to call the “ Sacred Scriptures,” tending to cause
the crimes and atrocities that have been committed by the
Church ?
It seems to be natural for man to defend himself and the ones
he loves. The father slays the man who would kill his child—he
defends the body. The Christian father burns the heretic—he
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If “ orthodox Christianity ” be true, an infidel has not the rigftt
to live. Every book in which the Bible is attacked should be
burned’with its author. Why hesitate to burn a man whose con­
stitution is “ warped, impaired, and dislocated,” for a few
moments, when hundreds of others will be saved from eternal
flames ?
In Christianity you will find the cause of persecution. The
idea that belief is essential to salvation—this ignorant and merciless
dogma—accounts for the atrocities of the Church. This absurd
declaration built the dungeons, used the instruments of torture,
erected the scaffolds and lighted the fagots of a thousand years.
What, I pray you, is the •'■'heavenly treasure” in the keeping of
your Church?
Is it a belief in an infinite God? That was
believed thousands of years before the serpent tempted Eve. Is it
the belief in the immortality of the soul? That is far older. Is
it that man should tieat his neighbor as himself ? That is more
ancient. What is the treasure in the keeping of the Church ? Let
me tell you. It is this : That there is but one true religion—
Christianity—and that all others are false; that the prophets, and
Christs, and priests of all others have been and are impostors, or
the victims of insanity; that the Bible is the one inspired book—
the one authentic record of the words of God: that all men are
naturally depraved and deserve to be punished with unspeakable
torments forever : that there is only one path that leads to heaven,
while countless highways lead to hell; that there is only one name
under heaven by which a human being can be saved; that we
must believe in the Lord Jesus Christ; that this life, with its few
and fleeting years, fixes the fate of man ; that the few will be saved
and the many for ever lost. This is “the heavenly treasure”
within the keeping of your Church.
And this “ treasure ” has been guarded by the cherubim of
persecution, whose flaming swords were wet for many centuries
with the best and bravest blood. It has been guarded by cunning,
by hypocrisy, by mendacity, by honesty, by calumniating the
generous, by maligning the good, by thumbscrews and racks, by
charity and love, by robbery and assassination, by poison and fire,
by the virtues of the ignorant and the vices of the learned, by the
violence of mobs and the whirlwinds of war, by every hope and
every fear, by every cruelty and every crime, and by all there is of
the wild beast in the heart of man.
With great propriety it may be asked : In the keeping of which
Church is this “ heavenly treasure ” ? Did the Catholics have it,
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is it now in the keeping of the Church of England? Which of
the warring sects in America has this treasure ; or have we in this
country only the “ rust and canker ” ? Is it an Episcopal Church,
that refuses to associate with a colored man for whom Christ
died, and who is good enough for the society of the angelic host ?
But wherever this “ heavenly treasure ” has been, about it have
always hovered the Stymphalian birds of superstition, thrusting
their brazen beaks and claws deep into the flesh of honest wen
You were pleased to point out as the particular line justifying
your assertion “that denunciation, sarcasm, and invective con­
stitute the staple of my work,” that line in which I speak of those
who expect to receive as alms an eternity of joy, and add: “I take
this as a specimen of the mode of statement which permeates the
whole.”
Dr. Field commenced his Open Letter by saying : “lam glad
that I know you, even though some of my brethren look upon you as
a monster y because of your unbelief”
In reply I simply said : “ The statement in your Letter that
some of your brethren look upon me as a monster on account of
my unbelief tends to show that those who love God are not always
the friends of their fellow-men. Is it not strange that people who
admit that they ought to be eternally damned—that they are by
nature depraved—that there is no soundness or health in them——can
be so arrogantly egotistic as to look upon others as monsters ? And
yet some of your brethren, who regard unbelievers as infamous,
rely for salvation entirely on the goodness of another, and expect
to receive as alms an eternity of joy.” Is there any denunciation,
sarcasm or invective in this ?
Why should one who admits that he himself is totally depraved
call any other man, by way of reproach, a monster ? Possibly he
might be justified in addressing him as a fellow-monster.
I am not satisfied with your statement that “ the Christian re­
ceives as alms all whatsoever he receives at all.” Is it true that
man deserves only punishment ? Does the man who makes the
world better, who works and battles for the right, and dies for the
good of his fellow-men, deserve nothing but pain and anguish ?
Is happiness a gift or a consequence ? Is heaven only a well-con­
ducted poorhouse ? Are the angels in their highest estate nothing
but happy paupers ? Must all the redeemed feel that they are in
heaven simply because there was a miscarriage of justice? Will
the lost be the only ones who will know that the right thing has
been done, and will they alone appreciate the “ ethical elements of
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“ Mercy and judgment are met together; righteousness and peace
have kissed each other ” ? or will those words be spoken by the
redeemed as they joyously contemplate the writhings of the lost ?
No one will dispute ■'■'that in the discussion of important ques­
tions calmness and sobriety are essential.” But solemnity need not
be carried to the verge of mental paralysis. In the search for
truth—that everything in nature seems to hide—man needs the
assistance of all his faculties. All the senses should be awake.
Humor should carry a torch, Wit should give its sudden light,
Candor should hold the scale s, Reason, the final arbiter, should put
his royal stamp on every fact, and Memory, with a miser’s care,
should keep and guard the mental gold.
The Church has always despised the man of humor, hated
laughter and encouraged the lethargy of solemnity. It is not
willing that the mind should subject its creed to every test of
truth. It wishes to overawe. It does not say, “ He that hath a
mind to think let him think ” ; but, “ He that hath ears to hear
let him hear.” The Church has always abhorred wit—that is to
say, it does not enjoy being struck by the lightning of the soul.
The foundation of wit is logic, and it has always been the enemy
of the supernatural, the solemn and absurd.
You express great regret that no one at the present day is able
to write like Pascal. You admire his wit and tenderness, and the
unique, brilliant and fascinating manner in which he treated the
profoundest and most complex themes. Sharing in your admira­
tion and regret, I call your attention to what might be called one
of his religious generalisations : “Disease is the natural state of a
Christian.” Certainly it cannot be said that I have ever mingled
the profound and complex in a more fascinating manner.
Another instance is given of the “ tumultuous method in which
I conduct, not, indeed, my argument, but my case.”
Dr. Field had drawn a distinction between superstition and
religion, to which I replied : “ You are shocked at the Hindoo
mother when she gives her child to death at the supposed com­
mand of her God. What do you think of Abraham, of Jephthah ?
What is your opinion of Jehovah himself ?”
These simple questions seem to have excited you to an unusual
degree, and you ask in words of some severity “ Whether this is
the tone in which controversies ought to be carried on ?” And you
say that “ not only is the name of Jehovah encircled in the heart
of every believer with the profoundest reverence and love, but that
the Christian religion teaches, through the incarnation, a personal
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deep, reverential calm.” You admit that “a person who deems a
given religion to be wicked, may be led onward by logical consis­
tency to impugn in strong terms the character of the author and
object of that religion,” but you insist that such person is “ bound
by the laws of social morality and decency to consider well the
terms and meaning of his indictment.”
Was there any lack of “ reverential calm ” in my question ? I
gave no opinion, drew no indictment, but simply asked for the
•opinion of another. Was that a violation of the “ laws of social
morality and decency ” ?
It is not necessary for me to discuss this question with you.
It has been decided by Jehovah himself. You probably remember
the account given in the eighteenth chapter of 1 Kings, of a
contest between the prophets of Baal and rhe prophets of Jehovah.
There were four hundred and fifty prophets of the false God who
■endeavored to induce their deity to consume with fire from heaven
the sacrifice upon his altar. According to the account, they were
greatly in earnest. They certainly appeared to have some hope of
■success, but the fire did not descend.
“ And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them and said, ‘ Ory
aloud, for he is a god ; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a
journey, or peradventure he sleepeth and must be awaked.’”

Do you consider that the proper way to attack the God of
another? Did not Elijah know that the name of Baal ‘‘was
encircled in the heart of every believer with the profoundest
reverence and love ” ? Did he “ violate the laws of social morality
and decency ” ?
But Jehovah and Elijah did not stop at this point. They were
not satisfied with mocking the prophets of Baal, but they brought
them down to the brook Kishon—four hundred and fifty of them
—and there they murdered every one.
Does it appear to you that on that occasion, on the banks of the
brook Kishon, “ Mercy and judgment met together, and that
righteousness and peace kissed each other ” ?
The question arises: Has everyone who reads the Old Testa­
ment the right to express his thought as to the character of
• Jehovah ? You will admit that as he reads his mind will receive
¡some impression, and that when he finishes the “ inspired volume ”
•he will have some opinion as to the character of Jehovah. Has
Ke the right to express that opinion ? Is the Bible a revelation
from God to man ? Is it a revelation to the man who reads it, or
'to the man who does not read it? If to the man who reads it,
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given to him ? If he comes to the conclusion at which you have
arrived, that Jehovah is' God, has he the right to express that
-opinion ?
If he concludes, as I have done, that Jehovah is a myth, must
he refrain from giving, his honest thought ? Christians do not
hesitate to give their opinion of heretics, philosophers, and
infidels. They are not restrained by the “laws of social morality
and decency.” They have persecuted to the extent of their power,
and their Jehovah pronounced upon unbelievers every curse
capable of being expressed in the Hebrew dialect. At this moment
thousands of missionaries are attacking the gods of the heathen
world, and heaping contempt on the religion of others.
But as you have seen proper to defend Jehovah, let us for a
moment examine this deity of the ancient Jews.
. There are several tests of character. It may be that all the
virtues can be expressed in the word “ kindness,” and that nearly
all the vices are gathered together in the word “ cruelty.”
Laughter is a test of character. When we know what a man
laughs at, we know what he really is. Does he laugh at misfor­
tune, at poverty, at honesty in rags, at industry without food at
the agonies of his fellow-men? Does he laugh when he sees’the
eonvict clothed in the garments of shame, at the criminal on the
scaffold ? Does he rub his hands with glee over the embers of an
enemy s home ?
Think of a man capable of laughing while
looking at Marguerite in the prison cell with her dead babe by her
side. What must be the real character of a God who laughs at
rhe calamities ©f his children, mocks at their fears, their desola­
tion their distress and anguish ? Would an infinitely loving God
hold his ignorant children in derision ? Would he pity, or mock ?
have, or destroy ? Educate, or exterminate ? Would he lead
them with gentle hands toward the light, or lie in wait for them I
like a wild beast ? Think of the echoes of Jehovah’s laughter in I
the rayless caverns of the eternal prison. Can a good man mock 1
at the children of deformity? Will he deride the misshapen? ’
Your Jehovah deformed some of his own children, and then held
em up to scorn and hatred. These divine mistakes, these
blunders of the infinite, were not allowed to enter the temple
erected m honor of him who had dishonored them. Does a kind
father mock his deformed child ? What would you think of a
mother who would deride and taunt her misshapen babe ?
t here is another test. How does a man use power ? Is he
gentle, or cruel ? Does he defend the weak, succor the oppressed
or trample on the fallen ?
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If you. will read again the twenty-eighth chapter of Deuter­
onomy, you will find how Jehovah, the compassionate, whose name
js enshrined in so many hearts, threatened to use his power.
“ The Lord shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and
with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword,
and with blasting and mildew. And thy heaven which is over thy head
shall be brass, and the earth which is under thee shall be iron. The Lord
shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust.” . . . “ And thy carcass
shall be meat unto all fowls of the air and unto the beasts of the earth.” . .
“ The Lord shall smite thee with madness and blindness. And thou shalt
eat of the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and thy daughters.
The tender and delicate woman among you, .... her eye shall be
evil . . . toward her young one . . and toward her children which she shall
bear; for she shall eat them.”

Should it be found that these curses were in fact uttered by the
God of hell, and that the translators had made a mistake in at­
tributing them to Jehovah, could you say that the sentiments
expressed are inconsistent with the supposed character of the
Infinite Fiend ?
A nation is judged by its laws—by the punishment it inflicts.
The nation that punishes ordinary offences with death is regarded
as barbarous, and the nation that tortures before it kills is denounced
as savage.
What can you say of the government of Jehovah, in which death
was the penalty for hundreds of offences ?—death for the expression
of an honest thought—death for touching with a good intention a
sacred ark—death for making hair oil—for eating shew bread—for
imitating incense and perfumery ?
In the history of the world a more cruel code cannot be found.
Crimes seem to have been invented to gratify a fiendish desire to
shed the blood of men.
There is another test: How does a man treat the animals in his
power—his faithful horse—his patient ox—his loving dog ?
How did Jehovah treat the animals in Egypt ? Would a loving
God, with fierce hail from heaven, bruise and kill the innocent
cattle for the crimes of their owners ? Would he torment, torture
and destroy them for the sins of men ?
Jehovah was a God of blood. His altar was adorned with the
horns of a beast. He established a religion in which every tempi©’
was a slaughter house, and every priest a butcher—a religion that
demanded the death of the first-born, and delighted in the destruc­
tion of life.
There is still another test : The civilised man gives to others
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of thought and expression, and abhors persecution for conscience’
sake.
Did Jehovah believe in the innocence of thought and the liberty
of expression ? Kindness is found with true greatness. Tyranny
lodges only in the breast of the small, the narrow, the shrivelled
and the selfish. Did Jehovah teach and practice generosity ? Was
he a believer in religious liberty ? If he was and is, in fact, God,
he must have known, even four thousand years ago, that worship
must be free, and that he who is forced upon his knees cannot, by
any possibility, have the spirit of prayer.
Let me call your attention to a few passages in the thirteenth
chapter of Deuteronomy :
“ If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or
the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee
secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods. . . . thou shaltnot consent
unto him, nor hearken unto him ; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither
shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him : but thou shalt surely kill
him ; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards
the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he
die.”

Is it possible for you to find in the literature of this world more
awful passages than these ? Did ever savagery, with strange and
uncouth marks, with awkward forms of beast and bird, pollute the
dripping walls of caves with such commands ? Are these the words
of infinite mercy ? When they were uttered, did “ righteousness
and peace kiss each other ” ? How can any loving man or woman
“ encircle the name of Jehovah ”—author of these words—“ with
profoundest reverence and love ’’ ? Do I rebel because my “ con­
stitution is warped, impaired and dislocated ” ? Is it because of
“ total depravity ” that I denounce the brutality of Jehovah ? If
my heart were only good—if I loved my neighbor as myself, should
I then see infinite mercy in these hideous words ? Do I lack
“ reverential calm ’’ ?
These frightful passages, like coiled adders, were in the hearts
of Jehovah’s chosen people when they crucified “• the Sinless Man.”
Jehovah did not tell the husband to reason with his wife. She
was to be answered only with death. She was to be bruised and
mangled to a bleeding, shapeless mass of quivering flesh, for having
breathed an honest thought.
If there is anything of importance in this world, it is the family,
the home, the marriage of true souls, the equality of husband and
wife, the true republicanism of the heart, the real democracy of
the fireside.
Let us read the sixteenth verse of the third chapter of Genesis :

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“ Unto the woman he said. I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy
conception ; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall
be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.”

Never will I worship any being who added to the sorrows and
agonies of maternity. Never will I bow to any God who intro­
duced slavery into every home—who made the wife a slave and
the husband a tyrant.
The Old Testament shows that Jehovah, like his creators, held
women in contempt. They were regarded as property : “ Thou
shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife—nor his ox.”
Why should a pure woman worship a God who upheld polygamy?
Let us finish this subject: The institution of slavery involves all
crimes. Jehovah was a believer in slavery. This is enough. Why
should any civilised man worship him ? Why should his name
be “.encircled with love and tenderness ” in any human heart ?
He believed that man could become the property of man—that
it was right for his chosen people to deal in human flesh—to buy
and sell mothers and babes. He taught that the captives were the
property of the captors and directed his chosen people to kill, to
enslave, or to pollute.
In the presence of these commandments, what becomes of the
fine saying “ Love thy neighbor as thyself ” ? What shall we say
of a God who established slavery, and then had the effrontery to
say “ Thou shalt not steal ” ?
It may be insisted that Jehovah is the Father of all—and that
he has “made of one blood all the nations of the earth.” How
then can we account for the wars of extermination ? Does not thecommandment “ Love thy neighbor as thyself,” apply to nations
precisely the same as to individuals ? Nations, like individuals,,
become great by the practice of virtue. How did Jehovah com­
mand his people to treat their neighbors ?
He commanded his generals to destroy all—men, women and
babes : “Thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth.”
“I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and mv sword shall devour
flesh.”
J
“ That thy foot may be dipped in the blood of thine enemies, and the
tongue of thy dogs in the same.”
“ • • • I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, with the poison of
serpents of the dust. ...”
*• The sword without and terror within shall destroy both the young man
and the virgin, the suckling also, with the man of grey hairs.”

Is it possible that these words fell from the lips of the Most
Merciful ?
You may reply that the inhabitants of Canaan were unfit to
live—that they were ignorant and cruel. Why did not Jehovah,

�the “ Father of all, ’ give them the Ten Commandments ? Why
did he leave them without a Bible, without prophets and priests ?
Why did he shower all the blessings of revelation on one poor and
wretched tribe, and leave the great world in ignorance and crime
—and why did he order his favorite children to murder those whom
he had neglected ?
By the question I asked of Dr. Field, the intention was to show
that Jephthah, when he sacrificed his daughter to Jehovah, was as
much the slave of superstition as is the Hindoo mother when she
throws her babe into the yellow waves of the Ganges.
It seems that this savage Jephthah was in direct communication
with Jehovah at Mizpeh, and that he made a vow unto the Lord
and said :
“ If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine
hands, then it shall be that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my
house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall
surely be the Lord’s, and I will offer it up as a burnt offering.”

In the first place, it is perfectly clear that the sacrifice intended'
was a human sacrifice, from the words : “ that whatsoever cometh
forth of the doors of my house to meet me.” Some human being
—wife, daughter, friend—was expected to come. According tn
the account, his daughter—his only daughter, his only child—came
first.
If Jephthah was in communication with God, why did God
allow this man to make this vow ; and why did he allow the daughter
that he loved to be first, and why did he keep silent and allow the
vow to be kept, while flames devoured the daughter’s flesh ?
St. Paul is not authority. He praises Samuel, the man who
hewed Agag in pieces ; David, who compelled hundreds to pass
under the saws and harrows of death ; and many others who shed
the blood of the innocent and helpless. Paul is an unsafe guide.
He who commends the brutalities of the past, sows the seeds of
future crimes.
If “ believers are not obliged to approve of the conduct of
Jephthah ” are they free to condemn the conduct of Jehovah ? If
you will read the account you will see that the “ spirit of the Lord
was upon Jephthah ” when he made the cruel vow. If Paul did
not commend Jephthah for keeping this vow, what was the act that
excited his admiration ? Was it because Jephthah slew on the
banks of the Jordan “ forty and two thousand ” of the sons of
Ephraim ?
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except that Jehovah is said to have interfered, and allowed an
animal to be slain instead.
One of the answers given by you is that “ it may be allowed
that the narrative is not within our comprehension : ” and for that
reason you say that “ it behoves us to tread cautiously in ap­
proaching it.” Why cautiously ?
These stories of Abraham and Jephthah have cost many an
innocent life. Only a few years ago, here in my country, a man
by the name of Freeman, believing that God demanded at least
the show of obedience—believing what he had read in the Old Testa­
ment that ‘'without the shedding of blood there is no remission,”
and so believing, touched with insanity, sacrificed his little girl—
plunged into her innocent breast the dagger, believing it to be
God’s will, and thinking that if it were not God’s will his hand
would be stayed.
I know of nothing more pathetic than the story of this crime
told by this man.
Nothing can be more monstrous than the conception of a God
who demands sacrifice—of a God who would ask of a father that
he murder his son—of a father that he would burn his daughter.
It is far beyond my comprehension how any man ever could ha^e
believed such an infinite, such a cruel absurdity.
At the command of the real God—if there be one—I would not
sacrifice my child, I would not murder my wife. But as long as
there are people in the world whose minds are so that they can
believe the stories of Abraham and Jephthah, just so long there
will be men who will take the lives of the ones they love best.
You have taken the position that the conditions are different;
and you say that: “ A ccording to the book of Genesis, Adam and
Eve were placed under a law, not of consciously perceived right
and wrong, but of simple obedience. The tree of which alone they
were forbidden to eat was the tree of the knowledge of good and
evil; duty lay for them in following the command of the Most
High, before and until they became capable of appreciating it by
an ethical standard. Their knowledge was but that of an infant
who has just reached the stage at which he can comprehend that
he is ordered to do this or that, but not the nature of the things
so ordered.”
If Adam and Eve could not “ consciously perceive right and
wrong,” how is it possible for you to say that “ duty lay for them
in following the command of the Most High ” ? How can a person
“ incapable of perceiving right and wrong ” have an idea of duty ?
You are driven to say that Adam and Eve had no moral sense.

�How under such circumstances could they have the sense of guilt,
or of obligation ? And why should such persons be punished ?
And why should the whole human race become tainted by the
■offence of those who had no moral sense ?
Do you intend to be understood as saying that Jehovah allowed
his children to enslave each other because “ duty lay for them in
following the command of the Most High ” ? Was it for this
reason that he caused them to exterminate each other ? Do you
account for the severity of his punishments by the fact that the
poor creatures punished were not aware of the enormity of the
■offences they had committed ? What shall we say of a God who
has one of his children stoned to death for picking up sticks on
Sunday, and allows another to enslave his fellow man ? Have you
discovered any theory that will account for both of these facts ?
Another word as to Abraham :—You defend his willingness to
kill his son because “ the estimate of human life at the time was
different ”—because “ the position of the father in the family was
different; its members were regarded as in some sense his pro­
perty ; ” and because “ there is every reason to suppose that around
Abraham in the ‘ land of Moriah ’ the practice of human sacrifice
as an act of religion was in full vigor.”
Let us examine these three excuses : Was Jehovah justified in
putting a low estimate on human life ? Was he in earnest when
he said “ that whoso sheddeth man’s blood, by man shall his blood
be shed ’’ ? Did he pander to the barbarian view of the worth­
lessness of life ? If the estimate of human life was low, what was
the sacrifice worth ?
Was the son the property of the father ? Did Jehovah uphold
this savage view ? Had the father the right to sell or kill his
child ?
Do you defend Jehovah and Abraham because the ignorant
wretches in the “ land of Moriah,” knowing, nothing of the true
God, cut the throats of their babes “ as an act of religion ” ?
Was Jehovah led away by the example of the Gods of Moriah ?
Do you not see that your excuses are simply the suggestions of
other crimes ?
You see clearly that the Hindoo mother, when she throws her
babe into the Ganges at the command of her God, “ sins against
first principles ”; but you excuse Abraham because he lived in the
childhood of the race. Can Jehovah be excused because of his
youth ? Not satisfied with your explanation, your defences and
excuses, you take the ground that when Abraham said : “ My son,
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lieved implicitly that a way of rescue would be found for his son.”-1
In other words, that Abraham did not believe that he would be
required to shed the blood of Isaac. So that, after all, the faith
of Abraham consisted in “ believing implicitly ” that Jehovah was
not in earnest.
You have discovered a way by which, as you think, the neck of
orthodoxy can escape the noose of Darwin, and in that connection
you use this remarkable language :
“ I should reply that the moral history of man, in its principal
stream, has been distinctly an evolution from the first until
now.”
It is hard to see how this statement agrees with the one in the
begining of your Remarks, in which you speak of the human con­
stitution in its “ warped, impaired and dislocated ” condition.
When you wrote that line you were certainly a theologian—a
believer in the Episcopal creed—and your mind, by mere force of
habit, was at that moment contemplating man as he is supposed to
have been created—perfect in every part. At that time you were
endeavoring to account for the unbelief now in the world, and you
did this by stating that the human constitution is “ warped,
impaired and dislocated ” ; but the moment you are brought face
to face with the great truths uttered by Darwin, you admit “ that
the moral history of man has been distinctly an evolution from thefirst until now.” Is this not a fountain that brings forth sweet
and bitter waters ?
I insist, that the discoveries of Darwin do away absolutely with
the inspiration of the Scriptures—with the account of creation in
Genesis, and demonstrate not simply the falsity, not simply the
wickedness, but the foolishness of the “ sacred volume.”
There is nothing in Darwin to show that all has been evolved
from “ primal night and from chaos.” There is no evidence of
“ primal night.” There is no proof of universal chaos. Did your
Jehovah spend an eternity in “primal night,” with no companioni
but chaos ?
It makes no difference how long a lower form may require to'
reach a higher. It makes no difference whether forms can be
simply modified, or absolutely changed. These facts have not the
slightest tendency to throw the slightest light on the beginning or
on the destiny of things.
I most cheerfully admit that gods have the right to create swiftly
or slowly. The reptile may become a bird in one day, or in a
thousand billion years—this fact has nothing to do with the
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do with the truth of the Bible, and with the existence of a personal
God of infinite power and wisdom.
Does not a gradual improvement in the thing created show acorresponding improvement in the creator ? The Church demon­
strated the falsity and folly of Darwin’s theories by showing that
they contradicted the Mosaic account of creation, and now the
theories of Darwin having been fairly established, the Church says
that the Mosaic account is true because it is in harmony with
Darwin. Now if it was to turn out that Darwin was mistaken,
what then?
To me it is somewhat difficult to understand the mental processes
of one who really feels that “ the gap between man and the inferior
animals or their relationship was stated, perhaps, even more em­
phatically by Bishop Butler than by Darwin.”
Butler answered Deists, who objected to the cruelties of the
Bible and yet lauded the G-od of Nature, by showing that the G-od
of Nature is as cruel as the G-od of the Bible. That is to say, he
succeeded in showing that both Gods are bad. He had no possible
conception of the splendid generalisations of Darwin—the great
truths that have revolutionised the thought of the world.
But there was one question asked by Bishop Butler that throws
a flame of light upon the probable origin of most, if not all,
religions : “ Why might not whole communities and public bodies
be seized with fits of insanity as well as individuals ? ”
If you are convinced that Moses and Darwin are in exact accord,
will you be good enough to tell who, in your judgment, were the
parents of Adam and Eve ? Do you find in Darwin any theory
that satisfactorily accounts for the “ inspired fact ” that a Bib,
commencing with Monogenic Propagation—falling into halves by
a contraction in the middle—reaching, after many ages of Evolution,
the Amphigenic stage, and then, by the Survival of the Fittest,
assisted by Natural Selection, moulded and modified by Environ­
ment, became at last, the mother of the human race ?
Here is a world in which there are countless varieties of life—
these varieties in all probability related to each other—all living
upon each other—everything devouring something, and in its turn
devoured by something else—everywhere claw and beak, hoof and
tooth,—everything seeking the life of something else—every drop
of water a battle field, every atom being for some wild beast a
jungle—every place a golgotha—and such a world is declared to be
the work of the infinitely wise and compassionate.
According to your idea, Jehovah prepared a home for his children
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they should be driven ; then a world filled with briars and thorns
and wild and poisonous beasts—a world in which the air should be
filled with the enemies of human' life—a world in which disease
should be contagious, and in which it was impossible to tell, except
by actual experiment, the poisonous from the nutritious. And
these children were allowed to live in dens and holes and fight
their way against monstrous serpents and crouching beasts—were
allowed to live in ignorance and fear—to have false ideas of this
good and loving God—ideas so false that they made of him a fiend
—ideas so false, that they sacrificed their wives and babes to
appease the imaginary wrath of this' monster. And this God gave
to different nations different ideas of himself, knowing that in
consequence of that these nations would meet upon countless fields
of death and drain each other’s veins.
Would it not have been better had the world been so that parents
would transmit only their virtues—only their perfections, physical and
mental, allowing their diseases and their vices to perish with them ?
In my reply to Dr. Field I had asked : Why should God demand
a sacrifice from man ? Why should the infinite ask anything from
the finite ? Should the sun beg from the glow-worm, and should
the momentary spark excite the envy of the source of light ?
Upon which you remark, “ that if the infinite is to make no
demands upon the finite, by parity of reasoning, the great and
■strong should scarcely make them on the weak and small.”
Can this be called reasoning ? Why should the infinite demand
a sacrifice from man ? In the first place, the infinite is condition­
less—the infinite cannot want—the infinite has. A conditioned
being may want; but the gratification of a want involves a change
of condition. If God be conditionless, he can have ho wants—
consequently, no human being can gratify the infinite.
But you insist that “ if the infinite is to make no demands upon
the finite, by parity of reasoning, the great and strong should
■scarcely make them on the weak and small.”
The great have wants. The strong are often in need, in peril,
.and the great and strong often need the services of the small and
weak. It was the mouse that freed the lion. England is a great
.and powerful nation—yet she may need the assistance of the
weakest of her citizens. The world is filled with illustrations.
The lack of logic is in this: The infinite cannot want anything ;
the strong and the great may, and as a fact always do. The great
and the strong cannot help the infinite—they can help the small
and the weak, and the small and the weak can often help the great
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You ask: “ Why then should the father make demands of love,
obedience, and sacrifice from his young child ?
No sensible father ever demanded love from his child, Every
civilised father knows that love rises like the perfume from a
flower. You cannot command it by simple authority. It cannot
obey A father demands obedience from a child for the good ot
the child and for the good of himself. But suppose the father to
be infinite—why should the child sacrifice anything for him ?
But it may be that you answer all these questions, all these
difficulties, by admitting, as you have in your Remarks, “ that these
problems are insoluble by our understanding.’
Why, then, do you accept them? Why do you defend that
which you cannot understand ? Why does your reason volunteer
as a soldier under the flag of the incomprehensible ?
I asked of Dr. Field, and I ask again, this question : Why should
and infinitely wise and powerful God destroy the good and preserve
the vile ?
,
What do I mean by this question ? Simply this : The earth­
quake, the lightning, the pestilence, are no respecters of persons.
The vile are not always destroyed, the good are not always saved.
I asked: Why should God treat all alike in this world, and m
another make an infinite difference ? This, I suppose, is “ insoluble
to our understanding.”
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.
Why should Jehovah allow his worshippers, his. adorers, to be
destroyed by his enemies ? Can you by any possibility answer this
question ?
You may account for all these inconsistencies, these cruel con­
tradictions, as John Wesley accounted for earthquakes when he
insisted that they were produced by the wickedness of men, and
that the only way to prevent them was for everybody to believe
on the Lord Jesus Christ. And you may have some way of showing
that Mr. Wesley’s idea is entirely'consistent with the theories of Mr.
Darwin.
You seem to think that’as long as there is more goodness than
evil in the world, as long as there is more joy than sadness., we
are compelled to infer that the author of the world is infinitely
good, powerful and wise, and as long as a majority are out of
gutters and prisons, the “ divine scheme ” is a success.
According to this system of logic, if there weie a few more
unfortunates, if there was just a little more evil than good, then
we should be driven to acknowledge that the world was created by
an infinite malevolent being.
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not only your theologians but your apostles, and not only your
apostles but your prophets, and not only your prophets but your
Jehovah, have all been forced to account for the evil, the injustice
and the suffering, by the wickedness of man, the natural depravity
of the human heart and the wiles and machinations of a malevo­
lent being second only in power to Jehovah himself,
Again and again you have called me to account for “ mere sug­
gestions and assertions without proof ” and yet your remarks'’ are
filled with assertions and mere suggestions without proof.
You admit that “great believers are not able to explain the
inequalities of adjustment between human beings and the conditions
in which they have been set down to work out their destiny.”
How do you know “ that they have been set down to work out
their destiny ? If that was so, and is, the purpose, then the
being who settled the “ destiny,” and the means by which it was
to be “ worked out,” is responsible for all that happens.’
And is this the end of your argument, “ That you are not able
to explain the inequalities of adjustment between human beings ” p
Is the solution of this problem beyond your power ? Does the
Bible shed no light ? Is the Christian in the presence of this
question as dumb as the Agnostic ? When the injustice of this
world is so flagrant that you cannot harmonise that awful fact
with the wisdom and goodness of an infinite God, do you not see
that you have surrendered, or at least that you have raised a flag
of truce beneath which your adversary accepts as final your stated
ment that you do not know and that your imagination is not suffi­
cient to frame an excuse for God ?
It gave me great pleasure to find that at last even you have been
driven to say that ‘‘ it is a duty incumbent upon us respectively,
according to our means and opportunities, to decide by the use of
the faculty of reason given us, the great questions of natural and
revealed religion.”
You admit “that I am to decide for myself, by the use of my
reason,” whether the Bible is the word of God or not, whether
there is any revealed religion, and whether there be or be not an
infinite being who created and who governs this world.
You also admit that we are to decide these questions according
to the balance of the evidence.
Is this in accordance with the doctrine of Jehovah ? Did
Jehovah say to the husband that if his wife became convinced,
according to her means and her opportunities, and decided accord­
ing to her reason, that it was better to worship some other God
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to decide according to the balance of the evidence as it seems to
you ”?
Have you abandoned Jehovah?
Is man more just than he?
Have you appealed from him to the standard of reason ? Is it
possible that the leader of the English Liberals is nearer civilised
than Jehovah ?
Do you know that in this sentence you demonstrate the existence
of a dawn in your mind ? This sentence makes it certain that in
the East of the midnight of Episcopal superstition there is. the
Herald of the coming day. And if this sentence shows a dawn,
what shall I say of the next:
“ We are not entitled, either for or against belief, to set up in
this province any rule of investigation except such as common sense
teaches us to use in the ordinary conduct of life ” ?
This certainly is a morning star. Let me take this statement,
let me hold it as a torch, and by its light I beg of you to read the
Bible once again.
Is it in accordance with reason that an infinitely good and loving
■God would drown a world that he had taken no means to civilise—
to whom he had given no Bible, no gospel, taught no scientific
fact, and in which the seeds of art had not been sown ; that he
would create a world that ought to be drowned ? That a being
of infinite wisdom would create a rival, knowing that the rival
would fill perdition with countless souls destined to suffer eternal
pain ? Is it according to common sense that an infinitely good
■God would order some of his children to kill others ? That he
would command soldiers to rip open with the sword of war the
bodies of women—wreaking vengeance on babes unborn? Is it
according to reason that a good, loving, compassionate, and just
■God would establish slavery among men, and that a pure God
would uphold polygamy ? Is it according to common sense that
he who wished to make men merciful and loving would demand
the sacrifice of animals, so that his altars would be wet with the
blood of oxen, sheep, and doves ? Is it according to reason that a
good God would inflict tortures upon his ignorant children—that
he would torture animals to death : and is it in accordance with
common sense and reason that this God would create countless
billions of people knowing that they would be eternally damned ?
What is common sense ? Is it the result of observation, reason,
and experience, or is it the child of credulity ?
There is this curious fact: The far past and the far future seem
to belong to the miraculous and the monstrous. The present, as
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“Eighteen hundred years ago the dead were raised,” he will
reply : “Yes, I know that.” And if you say : “A hundred thou­
sand years from now all the dead will be raised,” he will pro­
bably reply : “ I presume so.” But if you tell him : “ I saw a
dead man raised to-day,” he will ask, “ From what madhouse haveyou escaped ? ”
The moment we decide “ according to reason,” “ according to
the balance of evidence,” we are charged with having “ violated
the laws of social morality and decency,” and the defender of the
miraculous and the incomprehensible takes another position.
The theologian has a city of refuge to which he flies—an old
breastwork behind which he kneels—a rifle-pit into which he
crawls. You have described this city, this breastwork, this riflepit, and also the leaf under which the ostrich of theology thrusts
its head. Let me quote :
“ Our demands for evidence must be limited by the general
reason of the case. Does that general reason of the case make it
probable that a finite being, with a finite place in a comprehensive
scheme devised and administered by a being who is infinite, would'
be able even to embrace within his view, or rightly to appreciate
all the motives or aims that there may have been in the mind of
the divine disposer ? ”
And this is what you call “ deciding by the use of the faculty
of reason,” “ according to the evidence,” or at least “'according to
the balance of evidence.” This is a conclusion reached by a “ rule
of investigation such as common sense teaches us to use in the
ordinary conduct of life.” Will you have the kindness to explain
what it is to act contrary to evidence, or contrary to common
sense ? Can you imagine a superstition so gross that it cannot be
defended by that argument ?
Nothing, it seems to me, could have been easier than for Jehovah
to have reasonably explained his scheme. You may answer that
the human intellect is not sufficient to understand the explanation.
Why then do not theologians stop explaining ? Why do they feel
it incumbent upon them to explain that which they admit God
would have explained had the human mind been capable of under­
standing it ?
How much better would it have been if Jehovah had said a few
things on these subjects. It always seemed wonderful to me that
he spent several days and nights on Mount Sinai explaining toMoses how he could detect the presence of leprosy, without once
thinking to give him a prescription for its cure.
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God to withdraw from these questions the shadow and the cloud.
When Jehovah out of the whirlwind asked questions of Job, how
much better it would have been if Job had asked and Jehovah
had answered.
You say that we should be governed by evidence and by common
sense. Then you tell us that the questions are beyond the reach
of reason, and with which common sense has nothing to do. If we
then ask for an explanation, you reply in the scornful challenge of
Dante.
You seem to imagine that every man who gives an opinion,
takes his solemn oath that the opinion is the absolute end of all
investigation on that subject.
In my opinion, Shakespeare was, intellectually, the greatest of
the human race, and my intention was simply to express that view.
It never occurred to me that any one would suppose that I thought
Shakespeare a greater actor than Garrick, a more wonderful com­
poser than Wagner, a better violinist than Remenyi, or a heavier
man than Daniel Lambert. It is to be regretted that you were
misled by my words and really supposed that I intended to say
that Shakespeare was a greater general than Caesar.
But, after
all, your criticism has no possible bearing on the point at issue.
Is it an effort to avoid that which cannot be met? The real ques­
tion is this : If we cannot account for Christ without a miracle,
how can we account for Shakespeare ? Dr. Field took the ground
that Christ himself was a miracle ; that it was impossible toaccount for such a being in any natural way; and, guided by com­
mon sense, guided by the rule of investigation such as common
sense teaches, I called attention to Buddha, Mohammed, Confucius,
and Shakespeare.
In another place in your remarks, when my statement about,
Shakespeare was not in your mind, you say : “ All is done by
steps—nothing by strides, leaps or bounds—all from protoplasm
up to Shakespeare.” Why did you end the series with Shake­
speare ? Did you intend to say Dante or Bishop Butler ?
It is curious to see how much ingenuity a great man exercisea
when guided by what he calls “ the rule of investigation as sug­
gested by common sense.” I pointed out some things that Christ?
did not teach—among others, that he said nothing with regard to.
the family relation, nothing against slavery, nothing about educa­
tion, nothing as to the rights and duties of nations, nothing as to.
any scientific truth. And this is answered by saying that “ I am
quite able to point out the way in which the Savior of the world
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Is this an answer, or is it simply taking refuge behind a name ?
Would it not have been better if Christ had told his disciples that
they must not persecute; that they had no right to destroy their
fellow men ; that they must not put heretics in dungeons, or destroy
them with flames ; that they must not invent and use instruments
of torture ; that they must not appeal to brutality, nor endeavor to
sow with bloody hands the seeds of peace ? Would it not have
been far better had he said : “ I come not to bring a sword, 'but
peace ” ? Would not this have saved countless cruelties and count­
less lives ?
You seem to think that you have fully answered my objection
when you say that Christ taught the absolute indissolubility of
marriage.
Why should a husband and wife be compelled to live with each
ether after love is dead ? Why should the wife still be bound in
indissoluble chains to a husband who is cruel, infamous and false ?
Why should her life be destroyed because of his ? Why should
she be chained to a criminal and an outcast ? Nothing can be
more unphilosophic than this. Why fill the world with the chil­
dren of indifference and hatred ?
The marriage contract is the most important, the most sacred,
that human beings can make. It will be sacredly kept by good
men and by good women. But if a loving woman—tender, noble,
and true—makes this contract with a man whom she believed to
be worthy of all respect and love, and who is found to be a cruel,
worthless wretch, why should her life be lost ?
Do you not know that the indissolubility of the marriage contract
leads to its violation, forms an excuse for immorality, eats out the
very heart of truth, and gives to vice that which alone belongs to
love ?
But in order that you may know why the objection was raised,
1 call your attention to the fact that Christ offered a reward, not
•only in this world, but in another, to any husband who would
desert his wife. And do you know that this hideous offer caused
millions to desert their wives and children ?
Theologians have the habit of using names instead of arguments,
-of appealing to some man, great in some direction, to establish
■their creed ; but we all know that no man is great enough to be
■an authority, except in that particular domain in which he won his
-eminence ; and we all know that great men are not great in all
-directions. Bacon died a believer in the Ptolemaic system of
■astronomy. Tycho Brahe kept an imbecile in his service, putting
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idiocy, and then endeavored to put them together in a way to form
prophecies. Sir Matthew Hale believed in witchcraft not only, but
in its lowest and most vulgar forms;. and some of the greatest men
of antiquity examined the entrails of birds to find the secrets of
the future.
It has always seemed to me that reasons are better than names.
After taking the ground that Christ could not have been a
greater teacher than he actually was, you ask: “ Where would
have been the wisdom of delivering to an uninstructed population
of a particular age a codified religion which was to serve for all
nations, all ages, all states of civilisation ?”
Does not this question admit that the teachings of Christ will
not serve for all nations, all ages and all states of civilisation ?
But let me ask : If it was necessary for Christ “ to deliver to an
uninstructed population of a particular age a certain religion suited
only for that particular age,” why should a civilised and scientific
age eighteen hundred years afterwards be absolutely bound by that
religion ? Do you not see that your position cannot be defended,
and that you have provided no way for retreat ? If the religion of
Christ was for that age, is it for this ? Are you 'willing to admit
that the Ten Commandments are not for all time ? If, then, four
thousand years before Christ, commandments were given not
simply for “ an uninstructed population of a particular age, but for
all time,” can you give a reason why the religion of Christ should
not have been of the same character ?
In the first place you say that God has revealed himself to the
world—that he has revealed a religion; and in the next place, that
“ he has not revealed a perfect religion, for the reason that no room
would be left for the career of human thought.”
Why did not God reveal this imperfect religion to all people
instead of to a small and insignificant tribe, a tribe without
commerce and without influence among the nations of the world ?
Why did he hide this imperfect light under a bushel ? If the light
was necessary for one, was it not necessary for all ? And why did
he drown a world to whom he had not even given that light ?
According to your reasoning, would there not have been left
greater room for the career of human thought, had no revelation
been made ?
You say that “you have known a person who, after studying the
old classical or Olympian religion for a third part of a century, at
length began to hope that he had some partial comprehension of it,
some inkling of what it meant.” You say this for the purpose of
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difficult, why do you call it a revelation ? And yet, according to
your creed, the man who does not understand the revelation and
believe it, or who does not believe it, whether he understands it or
not, is to reap the harvest of everlasting pain. Ought not the
revelation to be revealed ?
In order to escape from the fact that Christ denounced the
chosen people of God as “ a generation of vipers ” and as “ whited
sepulchres,” you take the ground that the scribes and pharisees
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were not the chosen people. Of what blood were they ? IL will
not do to say that they were not the people. Can you deny that
Christ addressed the chosen people when he said : “ Jerusalem,
which killest the prophets and stonest them that are sent unto
thee ” ?
You have called me to an account for what I said in regard to
Ananias and Sapphira. First, I am charged with having said
that the apostles conceived the idea of having all things in common,
and you denounce this as an interpolation; second, “ that motives
of prudence are stated as a matter of fact to have influenced the
offending couple,” and this is charged as an interpolation ; and,
third, that I stated that the apostles sent for the wife of Ananias ;
and this is characterised as a pure invention.
To me it seems reasonable to suppose that the idea of having all
things in common was conceived by those who had nothing, or had
the least, and not by those who had plenty. In the last verses of
the fourth chapter of the Acts, you will find this :
“ Neither was there any among them that lacked, for as many as were
possessed of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things
that were sold, and laid them down at the apostles' feet : and distribution
was made unto every man according as he had need. And Joses, who by
the apostles was surnamed Barnabas (which is, being interpreted, the son of
consolation), a Levite and of the country of Cyprus, having land, sold it,
and brought the money, and laid it at the apostles’ feet.”

Now it occurred to me that the idea was in all probability sug­
gested by the men at whose feet the property was laid. It never
entered my mind that the idea originated with those who had land
for sale. There may be a different standard by which human
nature is measured in your country, than in mine ; but if. the
thing had happened in the United States, I feel absolutely positive
that it would have been at the suggestion of the apostles.
“ Ananias, with Sapphira, his wife, sold a possession and kept back part
of the price, his wife also being privy to it, and brought a certain part and
laid it at the apostles feet.”

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to quote from the New Testament—that Ananias and Sapphira,
after talking the matter over, not being entirely satisfied with the
collaterals, probably concluded to keep a little, just enough to keep
them from starvation if the good and pious bankers should abscond.
It never occurred to me that any man would imagine that this was
a quotation, and I feel like asking your pardon for having led you
into this error. We are informed in the Bible that “ they kept
back a part of the price.” It occurred to me, “judging by the
rule of investigation according to common sense,” that there was a
reason for this, and I could think of no reason except that they did
not care to trust the apostles with all, and that they kept back just
a little, thinking it might be useful if the rest should be lost.
According to the account, after Peter had made a few remarks
to Ananias,
“ Ananias fell down and gave up the ghost; . . . and the young men
arose, wound him up, and carried him out, and buried him. And it was
about the space of three hours after, when his wife, not knowing what was
done, came in.”

Whereupon Peter said :
“ Tell me whether ye sold the land for so much? And she said, Yea, for
so much. Then Peter said unto her, How is it that ye have agreed together
to tempt the spirit of the Lord? Behold, the feet of them which have
buried thy husband are at the door, and shall carry thee out. Then fell she
down straightway at his feet, and yielded up the ghost; and the young men
came in, and found her dead, and, carrying her forth, buried her by her
husband.”

The only objection found to this is, that I inferred that the
apostles had sent for her. Sending for her was not the offence.
The failure to tell her what had happened to her husband was the
offence—keeping his fate a secret from her in order that she might
be caught in the same net that had been set for her husband by
Jehovah. This was the offence. This was the mean and cruel
thing to which I objected. Have you answered that ?
Of course, I feel sure that the thing never occurred ; the proba­
bility being that Ananias and Sapphira never lived and never died.
It is probably a story invented by the early Church to make the
collection of subscriptions somewhat easier.
And yet we find a man in the nineteenth century, foremost of
his fellow-citizens in the affairs of a great nation, upholding this
barbaric view of God.
Let me beg of you to use your reason “ according to the rule
suggested by common sense.” Let us do what little we can to
rescue the reputation, even of a Jewish myth, from the calumnies
of Ignorance and Fear.

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So, again, I am charged with having given certain words as a
quotation from the Bible in which two passages are combined:
“ They who believe and are baptised shall be saved, and they who
believe not shall be damned. And these shall go away into ever­
lasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels.”
They were given as two passages. No one for a moment sup­
posed that they would be read together as one, and no one imagined
that any one in answering the argument would be led to "believe
that they were intended as one. Neither was there in this the
slightest negligence, as I was answering a man who is perfectly
familiar with the Bible. The objection was too small to make. It
is hardly large enough to answer—and had it not been made by
you it would not have been answered.
You are not satisfied with what I have said upon the subject
of immortality. What I said was this: The idea of immortality,
that like a sea has ebbed and flowed in the human heart, with its
countless waves of hope and fear beating against the shores and
rocks of time and fate, was not born of any book, nor of any
creed, nor of any religion. It was born of human affection, and
it will continue to ebb and flow beneath the mists and clouds of
doubt and darkness as long as love kisses the lips of death.
You answer this by saying that “ the Egyptians were believers
in immortality, but were not a people of high intellectual develop­
ment.”
How such a statement tends to answer what I have said, is
beyond my powers of discernment. Is there the slightest con­
nection between my statement and your objection ?
You may make still another answer, and say that “ the ancient
Greeks were a race of perhaps unparalleled intellectual capacity,
and that notwithstanding that, the most powerful mind of the
Greek philosophy, that of Aristotle, had no clear conception of a
personal existence in a future state ?” May I be allowed to ask
this simple question : Who has ?
Are you urging an objection to the dogma of immortality, when
you say that a race of unparalleled ‘ intellectual capacity had no
confidence in it ? Is that a doctrine believed only by people who
lack intellectual capacity ? I stated that the idea of immortality
was born of love. You reply, “The Egyptians believed it, but
they were not intellectual.” Is not this a non sequitur ? The
question is : Were they a loving people ?
Does history show that there is a moral governor of the world ?
What witnesses shall we call ? The billions of slaves who were
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Have we time to examine the Waldenses, the Covenanters of Scot­
land, the Catholics of Ireland, the victims of St. Bartholomew, of
the Spanish Inquisition, all those who have died in flames ? Shall
we hear the story of Bruno ? Shall we ask Servetus ? Shall we
ask the millions slaughtered by Christian swords in America—all
the victims of ambition, of perjury, of ignorance, of superstition and
revenge, of storm and earthquake, of famine, flood and fire ?
Can all the agonies and crimes, can all the inequalities of the
world be answered by reading the “ noble Psalm ” in which are
found the words : “ Call upon me in the day of trouble, so I will
hear thee, and thou shalt praise me ?” Do you prove the truth of
these fine words, this honey of Trebizond, by the victims of reli­
gious persecution ? Shall we hear the sighs and sobs of Siberia ?
Another thing. Why should you, from the page of Greek
history, with the sponge of your judgment, wipe out all names but
one, and tell us that the most powerful mind of the Greek philo­
sophy was that of Aristotle ? How did you ascertain this fact ?
Is it not fair to suppose that you merely intended to say that,
according to your view, Aristotle had the most powerful mind
among all the philosophers of Greece ? I should not call attention
to this, except for your criticism on a like remark of mine as to the
intellectual superiority of Shakespeare. But if you knew the
trouble I have had in finding out your meaning, from your words,
you would pardon me for calling attention to a single line from
Aristotle : “ Clearness is the virtue of style.”
To me Epicurus seems far greater than Aristotle. He had
clearer vision. His cheek was closer to the breast of Nature, and
he planted his philosophy nearer to the bed-rock of fact. He was
practical enough to know that virtue is the means and happiness
the end ; that the highest philosophy is the art of living. He
was wise enough to say that nothing is of the slightest value to
man that does not increase or preserve his well-being, and he was
great enough to know and courageous enough to declare that all
the gods and ghosts were monstrous phantoms born of ignorance
and fear.
I still insist that human affection is the foundation of the idea of
immortality; that love was the first to speak that word, no matter
whether they who spoke it were savage or civilised, Egyptian or
Greek. But if we are immortal, if there be another world, why
was it not clearly set forth in the Old Testament ? Certainly, the
authors of that book had an opportunity to learn it from the
Egyptians. Why was it not revealed by Jehovah ? Why did he
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saying that they must have sheep’s blood put on their right ears
and on their right thumbs and on their right big toes ? Could a
God with any sense of humor give such directions, or watch without
huge laughter the performance of such a ceremony ? In order to
see the beauty, the depth and tenderness of such a consecration,
is it essential to be in a state of “ reverential calm ” ?
Is it not strange that Chist did not tell of another world dis­
tinctly, clearly, without parable, and without the mist of 'meta­
phor ?
The fact is that the Hindoos, the Egyptians, the Greeks, and
the Romans taught the immortality of the soul, not as a glittering
guess—a possible perhaps—but as a clear and demonstrated truth,
for many centuries before the birth of Christ.
If the Old Testament proves anything, it is that death ends all.
And the New Testament, by basing immortality on the resurrection
of the body, but “keeps the word of promise to our ear and breaks
it to oui‘ hope.”
In my reply to Dr. Field, I said: “ The truth is, that no one
can justly be held responsible for his thoughts. The brain thinks
without asking our consent; we believe, or disbelieve, without an
effort of the will. Belief is a result. It is the effect of evidence
upon the mind. The scales turn in spite of him who watches.
There is no opportunity of being honest or dishonest in the for­
mation of an opinion. The conclusion is entirely independent of
desire. We must believe, or we must doubt, in spite of what we
wish.”
Does the brain think without our consent ? Can we control our
thought ? Can we tell what we are going to think to-morrow ?
Can we stop thinking ?
Is belief the result of that which to us is evidence, or is it a
product of the will ? Can the scales in which reason weighs
evidence be turned by the will ? Why then should evidence be
weighed ? If it all depends on the will, what is evidence ? Is
there any opportunity of being dishonest in the formation of an
opinion ? Must not the man who forms the opinion know what it
is ? He cannot knowingly cheat himself. He cannot be deceived
with dice that he loads. He cannot play unfairly at solitaire
without knowing that he has lost the game. He cannot knowingly
weigh with false scales and believe in the correctness of the result.
You have not even attempted to answer my arguments upon
these points, but you have unconsciously avoided them. You did
not attack the citadel. In military parlance, you proceeded to
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•every shot had been directed against the enemy’s position, but the
result is not. You do not seem willing to implicitly trust the
correctness of your aim. You prefer to place the target after the
shot.
Tke question is whether the will knowingly can change evidence,
and whether there is any opportunity of being dishonest in the
formation of an opinion. You have changed the issue. You have
erased the word formation and interpolated the word expression.
Let us suppose that a man has given an opinion, knowing that
it is not based on any fact. Can you say that he has given his
opinion ? The moment a prejudice is known to be a prejudice, it
disappears. Ignorance is the soil in which prejudice must grow.
Touched by a ray of light, it dies. The judgment of man may be
warped by prejudice and passion, but it cannot be consciously
warped. It is impossible for any man to be influenced by a known
prejudice, because a known prejudice cannot exist.
I am not contending that all opinions have been honestly ex­
pressed. What I contend is that when a dishonest opinion has
been expressed it is not the opinion that was formed.
The cases suggested by you are not in point. Fathers are hon­
estly swayed, if really swayed, by love; and queens and judges
have pretended to be swayed by the highest motives, by the clearest
evidence, in order that they might kill rivals, reap rewards, and
gratify revenge. But what has all this to do with the fact that he
who watches the scales in which evidence is weighed knows the
actual result ?
Let us examine your case : If a father is consciously swayed by
his love for his son, and for that reason says that his son is
innocent, then he has not expressed his opinion. If he is uncon­
sciously swayed and says that his son is innocent, then he has
expressed his opinion. In both instances his opinion was inde­
pendent of his will; but in the first instance he did not express
his opinion. You will certainly see this distinction between the
formation and the expression of an opinion.
The same argument applies to the man who consciously has a
desire to condemn. Such a conscious desire cannot affect the.
testimony—cannot affect the opinion. Queen Elizabeth undoubt­
edly desired the death of Mary Stuart, but this conscious desire
could not have been the foundation on which rested Elizabeth’s
opinion as to the guilt or innocence of her rival. It is barely
possible that Elizabeth did not express her real opinion. Do you
believe that the English judges in the matter of the Popish Plot
gave judgment in accordance with their opinions ? Are you satisfied

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that Napoleon expressed his real opinion, when he justified himself
for the assassination of the Due d’Enghien ?
If you answer these questions in the affirmative, you admit that
I am right. If you answer in the negative, you admit that you are
wrong. The moment you admit that the opinion formed cannot
be changed by expressing a pretended opinion, your argument is
turned against yourself.
It is admitted that prejudice strengthens, weakens and colors
evidence ; but prejudice is honest. And when one acts knowingly
against the evidence, that is not by reason of prejudice.
According to my views of propriety, it would be unbecoming for
me to say that your argument on these questions is a a piece of plausible shallowness.” Such language might be regarded as lack­
ing “ reverential calm,” and I therefore refrain from even
characterising it as plausible.
Is it not perfectly apparent that you have changed the issue, and
that instead of showing that opinions are creatures of the will, you
have discussed the quality of actions ? What have corrupt and
cruel judgments pronounced by corrupt and cruel judges to do with
their real opinions ? When a judge forms one opinion and renders
another he is called corrupt. The corruption does not consist in
forming his opinion, but in rendering one that he did not form.
Does a dishonest creditor, who incorrectly adds a number of items
making the aggregate too large, necessarily change his opinion as
to. the relations of numbers ? When an error is known, it is not a
mistake ; but a conclusion reached by a mistake, or by a prejudice,
or by both, is a necessary conclusion. He who pretends to come
to a conclusion by a mistake which he knows is not a mistake,
knows that he has not expressed his real opinion.
Can anything be more illogical than the assertion that because
a boy reaches, through negligence in adding figures, a wrong result,
that he is accountable for his opinion of the result ? If he knew
he was negligent what must his opinion of the result have been ?
So with the man who boldly announces that he has discovered
the numerical expression of the relation sustained by the diameter
to the circumference of a circle. If he is honest in the announce­
ment, then the announcement was caused not by his will but by
his ignorance. His will cannot make the announcement true, and
he could not by any possibility have supposed that his will could
affect the correctness of his announcement. The will of one who
thinks that he has invented or discovered what is called perpetual
motion, is not at fault. The man, if honest, has been misled; if
not honest, he endeavors to mislead others. There is prejudice,

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and prejudice does raise a clamor, and the intellect is affected and
the judgment is darkened and the opinion is deformed; but th©
prejudice is real and the clamor is sincere and the judgment is
upright and the opinion is honest.
The intellect is not always supreme. It is surrounded by clouds.
It sometimes sits in darkness. It is often misled—sometimes, in
superstitious fear, it abdicates. It is not always a white light.
The passions and prejudices are prismatic—they color thoughts.
Desires betray the judgment and cunningly mislead the will.
You seem to think that the fact of responsibility is in danger
unless it rests upon the will, and this will you regard as something
without a cause, springing into being in some mysterious way
without father or mother, without seed or soil, or rain or light.
You must admit that man is a conditioned being—that he has
wants, objects, ends, and aims, and that these are gratified and
attained only by the use of means. Do not these wants and these
objects have something to do with the will, and does not the intellect
have something to do with the means ? Is not the will a product ?
Independently of conditions, can it exist ? Is it not necessarily
produced? Behind every wish and thought, every dream and
fancy, every fear and hope, are there not countless causes ? Man
feels shame. What does this prove ? He pities himself. What
does this demonstrate ?
The dark continent of motive and desire has never been explored.
In the brain, that wondrous world with one inhabitant, there are
recesses dim and dark, treacherous sands and dangerous shores,
where seeming sirens tempt and fade ; streams that rise in unknown
lands from hidden springs, strange seas with ebb and flow of tides,
resistless billows urged by storms of flame, profound and awful
depths hidden by mist of dreams, obscure and phantom realms
where vague and fearful things are half revealed, jungles where
passion’s tigers crouch, and skies of cloud and blue where fancies
fly with painted wings that dazzle and mislead ; and the poor
sovereign of this pictured world is led by old desires and ancient
hates, and stained by crimes of many vanished years, and pushed
by hands that long ago were dust, until he feels like some bewildered
slave that Mockery has throned and crowned.
No one pretends that the mind of man is perfect—that it is not
affected by desires, colored by hopes, weakened by fears, deformed
by ignorance and distorted by superstition. But all this has nothing
to do with the innocence of opinion.
It may be that the Thugs were taught that murder is innocent;
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believe the teachers ? Did not Jehovah teach that the act that
we describe as murder was a duty ? Were not his teachings prac­
ticed by Moses and Joshua and Jephthah and Samuel and David ?
Were they honest ? But what has all this to do with the point at
issue ?
Society has the right to protect itself, even from honest murderers
and conscientious thieves. The belief of a criminal does not disarm
society; it protects itself from him as from a poisonous serpent, or
from a beast that lives on human flesh. We are under no obligation
to stand still and allow ourselves to be murdered by one who
honestly thinks that it is his duty to take our lives. And yet accords
ing to your argument, we have no right to defend ourselves from
honest Thugs. Was Saul of Tarsus a Thug when he persecuted
Christians “ even unto strange cities ” ? Is the Thug of India more
ferocious than Torquemada, the Thug of Spain ?
If belief depends upon the will, can all men have correct opinions
who will to have them ? Acts are good, or bad, according to
their consequences, and not according to the intentions of the actors.
Honest opinions may be wrong, and opinions dishonestly expressed
may be right.
Do you mean to say that because passion and prejudice, the
reckless “ pilots ’twixt the dangerous shores of will and judgment,”
sway the mind, that the opinions which you have expressed in youi’
Demarks to me are not your opinions ? Certainly you will admit
that in all probability you have prejudices and passions, and if so,
can the opinions that you have expressed, according to your argu­
ment, be honest ? My lack of confidence in your argument
gives me perfect confidence in your candor. You may remember
the philosopher who retained his reputation for veracity, in spite
of the fact that he kept saying : “ There is no truth in man.”
Are only those opinions honest that are formed without any
interference of passion, affection, habit or fancy ? What would
the opinion of a man without passions, affections, or fancies be
worth ? The alchemist gave up his search for a universal solvent
upon being asked in what kind of a vessel he expected to keep it
when found.
It may be admitted that Biel “ shows us how the life of Dante
co-operated with his extraordinary natural gifts and capabilities to
make him what he was,” but does this tend to show that Dante
changed his opinions by an act of his will, or that he reached
honest opinions by knowingly using false weight and measures ?
You must admit that the opinions, habits and religions of men
depend, at least in some degree, on race, occupation, training and

�capacity. Is not every thoughtful man compelled to agree with
Edgar Fawcett, in whose brain are united the beauty of the poet
and the subtlety of the logician—
“ Who sees how vice her venom wreaks
On the frail babe before it speaks,
And how heredity enslaves
With ghostly hands that reach from graves ” ?

Why do you hold the intellect criminally responsible for opinions,
when you admit that it is controlled by the will ? And why do you
hold the will responsible, when you insist that it is swayed by the
passions and affections ? But all this has nothing to do with the
fact that every opinion has been honestly formed, whether honestly
expressed or not.
No one pretends that all governments have been honestly formed
and honestly administered. All vices, and some virtues, are re­
presented in most nations. In my opinion a republic is far better
than a monarchy. The legally expressed will of the people is the
only rightful sovereign. This sovereignty, however, does not
embrace the realm of thought or opinion, In that world, each
human being is a sovereign—throned and crowned : One is a
majority. The good citizens of that realm give to others all rights
that they claim for themselves, and those who appeal to force are
the only traitors.
The existence of theological despotisms, of God-anointed kings,
does not tend to prove that a known prejudice can determine the
weight of evidence. When men were so ignorant as to suppose
that God would destroy them unless they burnt heretics, they
lighted the fagots in self-defence.
Feeling as I do that man is not responsible for his opinions, I
characterised persecution for opinion’s sake as infamous. So it
is perfectly clear to me, that it would be the infamy of infamies
for an infinite being to create vast numbers of men knowing that
they would suffei' eternal pain. If an infinite God creates a man
on purpose to damn him, or creates him knowing that he will be
damned, is not the crime the same ? We make mistakes and
failures because we are finite ; but can you conceive of any excuse
for an infinite being who creates failures ? If you had the power
to change, by a wish, a statue into a human being, and you knew
that this being would die without a “ change of heart ” and suffer
endless pain, what would you do ?
Can you think of any excuse for an earthly father, who, having
wealth, learning, and leisure, leaves his own children in ignorance
and darkness ? Do you believe that a God of infinite wisdom,

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justice, and love, called countless generations of men into being,
knowing that they would be used as fuel for the eternal fire ?
Many will regret that you did not give your views upon the
main questions—the principal issues—involved, instead of calling
attention, for the most part, to the unimportant. If men were
discussing the causes and results of the Franco-Prussian war, it
would hardly be worth while for a third person to interrupt the
argument for the purpose of calling attention to a misspelled word
in the terms of surrender.
If we admit that man is responsible for his opinions and his
thoughts,, and that his will is perfectly free, still these admissions
do not even tend to prove the inspiration of the Bible, or the
“ divine scheme of redemption.”
In my judgment, the days of the supernatural are numbered.
The dogma of inspiration must be abandoned. As man advances
—as his intellect enlarges, as his knowledge increases, as his ideals
become nobler, the Bibles and creeds will lose their authority—the
miraculous will be classed with the impossible, and the idea of
special providence will be discarded. Thousands of religions have
perished, innumerable gods have died, and why should the religion
of our time be exempt from the common fate ?
Creeds cannot remain permanent in a world in which know­
ledge increases.
Science and superstition cannot peaceably
occupy the same brain. This is an age of investigation, of dis­
covery and thought. Science destroys the dogmas that mislead
the mind and waste the energies of man. It points out the ends
that can be accomplished; takes into consideration the limits of
our faculties ; fixes our attention on the affairs of this world, and
erects beacons of warning on the dangerous shores. It seeks to
ascertain the conditions of health, to the end that life may be
enriched and lengthened, and it reads with a smile this passage :
11 And God wrought special miracles by the hands of Paul, so that from
his body were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or aprons,, and the
diseases departed from them, and the evil spirits went out of them.

Science is the enemy of fear and credulity. It invites investiga­
tion, challenges the reason, stimulates inquiry, and welcomes the
uubeliever. It seeks to give food and shelter, and raiment, educa­
tion and liberty to the human race. It welcomes every fact and
every truth.
It has furnished a foundation for morals, a
philosophy for the guidance of man. From all books it selects the
good, and from all theories, the true. It seeks to civilise the
human race by the cultivation of the intellect and heart.
It
refines through art, music, and the drama, giving voice and ex-

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pression to every noble thought. The mysterious does not excite
the feeling of worship, but the ambition to understand. It does
not pray—it works. It does not answer inquiry with the malicious
cry of “ blasphemy.” Its feelings are not hurt by contradiction,
neither does it ask to be protected by law from the laughter of
heretics. It has taught man that he cannot walk beyond the
horizon, that the questions of origin and destiny cannot be
answered, that an infinite personality cannot be comprehended by
a finite being, and that the truth of any system of religion based
on the supernatural cannot by any possibility be established, such
a religion not being within the domain of evidence. And, above
all, it teaches that all our duties are here—that all our obligations
are to sentient beings; that intelligence, guided by kindness, is
the highest possible wisdom ; and that “ man believes not what he
would, but what he can.”
And after all it may be that “ to ride an unbroken horse with
the reins thrown upon his neck,” as you charge me with doing,
gives a greater variety of sensations, a keener delight, and a better
prospect of winning the race, than to sit solemnly astride of a
dead one, in “ a deep reverential calm,” with the bridle firmly in
your hand.

Again assuring you of my profound respect, I remain,

Sincerely yours,
Robert G-. Ingersoll.

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REFUTATION OF DEISM
IN

A

DIALOGUE
BY

PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
With an Introduction by G. W. Foote.

PRICE FOUUPENC E.

LONDON:

PROGRESSIVE PUBLISHING COMPANY,
28 Stonecutter Street, E.C,
1890.

�LONDON :
PRINTED AND PUBLISHED BY G. W. TOOTH,

28 STONECUTTER STREET, E.C,

�EDITOR’S INTRODUCTION.
On the twenty-fifth of March, 1811, a young student was
expelled from University College, Oxford. He had committed
an unpardonable sin. After avoiding the ordinary offences,
such as drinking, gambling, and debauching girls, he had fallen
into the enormity of thinking for himself. His opinions were
atheistic, and he had written a pamphlet on The Necessity of
Atheism. For this terrible crime the college authorities
expelled him, giving him till “ early to-morrow morning ” to
quit the place he had polluted.
That young student was Percy Bysshe Shelley. He was then
in his nineteenth year. Two years later he printed a private
edition of Queen Mab. Early in the same year (1814) he
published through Schulze and Dean, of 13 Poland Street, a
pamphlet entitled A Refutation of Deism, which is reprinted
in the following pages.
Shelley’s object was to attack both natural and revealed
religion. The method he adopted in this pamphlet was not
lacking in astuteness. Theosophus assails Christianity in the
name of reason, and Eusebes demonstrates that the difficulties
of Theism are as great as those of the creed founded upon the
Bible. It is a bold extension of the logical method pursued by
Bishop Butler in his famous Analogy, and, considering Shelley’s
age, it is conducted with great ability. The style is rather
stiff, as youthful prose is apt to be; but although something is
sacrificed to sonorousness, there is no sacrifice of perspicuity
to ornament. Shelley lost no time in cultivating simplicity of
statement, with the result that his mature prose, even when
dealing with metaphysical topics or the subtlest qualities of
poetry, was as lucid as it was beautiful.
This pamphlet does not escape the malignant zeal of Mr.
J. C. Jeafferson, who has accumulated all that Philistinian

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industry could discover or distort against the poet of Atheism,
and called it The Real Shelley. He allows that “ the style
contrasts favorably ” with Shelley’s “ earlier prose writings,”
and speaks of “ the author’s adroit handling of his two argu­
mentative puppets.” But he falls foul of the Preface, which
he regards as excelling everything of the kind “ in the whole
range of English literature” in “mis-statements and false
suggestions.” Were it not for Shelley’s “ want ” of that quality,
Mr. Jeafferson would “ suspect him of grim humor in making
the arguments for Atheism proceed from a Christian’s mouth.”
But the real “ want ” is in Mr. Jeafferson himself. There is
not, as a matter of fact, a single false statement in Shelley’s
preface. What he says is true as far as it goes, and is precisely
what Hume says in other words at the close of the Essay on
Miracles and in many other parts of his sceptical writings.
Mr. Jeafiferson seems ignorant of the nature of irony. One is
tempted to exclaim with Hamlet—“ How absolute the knave is I
We must speak by the card, or equivocation will undo us.”
Mr. Jeafferson is of opinion that Shelley’s pamphlet should
have been called “ A Dialogue for the Fuller Demonstration of
the Necessity of Atheism.” But as he . admits that this would
have prevented its being read, an ordinary person will be apt
to think that Shelley was wiser than his critic. Those who
did read the pamphlet, being fit to read it, could be under no
mistake as to the writer’s purpose.
No one but Mr. Jeafferson has ever accused Shelley of
timidity. He who advocated Atheism in prose and verse, and
drew upon himself the hatred of the religious world, adopted
the method of this pamphlet in order to avoid a persecution for
blasphemy I Such is the incredible paradox of Mr. Jeafferson,
and its absurdity is only equalled by its dishonesty. Mr.
Jeafferson appears to approve the Blasphemy Laws, under
which men suffered ferocious sentences in the early part of
this century, and he censures Shelley for not tempting their
tender mercies. That a persecutor should be enamored of his
Inquisition is intelligible, but when he gravely reproves a
heretic for not laying an information against himself, he
simply invites derision.
G. W. Foote.

�Eusebes and Theosophus.
EUSEBES.

O Theosophtts, I have long regretted and observed the strange
infatuation which has blinded your understanding. It is not
without acute uneasiness that I have beheld the progress of
your audacious scepticism trample on the most venerable insti­
tutions of our forefathers, until it has rejected the salvation
which the only begotten Son of God deigned to proffer in
person to a guilty and unbelieving world. To this excess, then,
has the pride of the human understanding at length arrived ?
To measure itself with Omniscience ! To scan the intentions
of Inscrutability !
You can have reflected but superficially on this awful and
important subject. The love of paradox, an affectation of
singularity, or the pride of reason has seduced you to the
barren and gloomy paths of infidelity. Surely you have
hardened yourself against the truth with a spirit of coldness
and cavil.
Have you been wholly inattentive to the accumulated
evidence which the Deity has been pleased to attach to the
revelation of his will ? The ancient books in which the
advent of the Messiah was predicted, the miracles by which
its truth has been so conspicuously confirmed, the martyrs who
have undergone every variety of torment in attestation of its
veracity ? You seem to require mathematical demonstration
in a case which admits of no more than strong moral proba­
bility. Surely the merit of that faith which we are required
to repose in our Redeemer would be thus entirely done away.
Where is the difficulty of according credit to that which is
perfectly plain and evident? How is he entitled to a recom­
pense who believes what he cannot disbelieve ?
When there is satisfactory evidence that the witnesses of
the Christian miracles passed their lives in labors, dangers,
and sufferings, and consented severally to be racked, burned,
and strangled, in testimony of the truth of their account, will
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of deceiving others ? That they were hypocrites for no end
hut to teach the purest doctrine that ever enlightened the
world, and martyrs without any prospect of emolument or
fame ? The sophist, who gravely advances an opinion thus
absurd, certainly sins with gratuitous and indefensible per­
tinacity.
The history of Christianity is itself the most indisputable
proof of those miracles by which its origin was sanctioned to
the world. It is itself one great miracle. A few humble men
established it in the face of an opposing universe. In less than
fifty years an astonishing multitude was converted, as
*
Suetonius, Pliny,f Tacitus,J and Lucian attest; and shortly
afterwards thousands who had boldly overturned the altars,
slain the priests and burned the temples of Paganism, were
loud in demanding the recompense of martyrdom from the
hands of the infuriated heathens Not until three centuries
after the coming of the Messiah did his holy religion incorporate
itself with the institutions of the Roman Empire, and derive
support from the visible arm of fleshly strength. Thus long
without any assistance but that of its Omnipotent author,
Christianity prevailed in defiance of incredible persecutions,
and drew fresh vigor from circumstances the most desperate
and unpromising. By what process of sophistry can a rational
being persuade himself to reject a religion, the original pro­
pagation of which is an event wholly unparalleled in the sphere
of human experience ?
The morality of the Christian religion is as original and
sublime, as its miracles and mysteries are unlike all other
portents. A patient acquiescence in injuries and violence; a
passive submission to the will of sovereigns; a disregard of
those ties by which the feelings of humanity have ever been
bound to this unimportant world; humility and faith are
doctrines neither similar nor comparable to those of any other
system.§ Friendship, patriotism, and magnanimity; the heart
that is quick in sensibility, the hand that is inflexible in execu­
tion : genius, learning and courage, are qualities which have
engaged the admiration of mankind, but which we are taught
by Christianity to consider as splendid and delusive vices.
I know not why a Theist should feel himself more inclined*
§
* Judcei, impulsore Chrestofurbantes,facile eomprimuntur.—Suet, in Tib.
Affecti suppliciis Christiani, genus liominum superstitionis novce et
maleficcB.—Id. in Nerone.
f Multi omnis cetatis utriusque sexus etiam; neque enirn civitates tantum,
sed vicos etiam et agros superstitionis istius contagio pervagata est.—Plin.
Epist.
I Tacit. Annal L. xv., sect. xlv.
§ See the Internal Evidence of Christianity; see also Paley’s Evidences,
vol. ii., p. 27.

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to distrust the historians of Jesus Christ than those of
Alexander the Great. What do the tidings of redemption
contain which render them peculiarly obnoxious to discredit ?
It will not be disputed that a revelation of the Divine will is
a benefit to mankind. It will not be asserted that even under
*
the Christian revelation, we have too clear a solution of the
vast enigma of the Universe, too satisfactory a justification of
the attributes of God. When we call to mind the profound
ignorance in which, with the exception of the Jews, the philo­
sophers of antiquity were plunged; when we recollect that
men, eminent for dazzling talents and fallacious virtues, Epi­
curus, Democritus, Piiny, Lucretius,f Euripides, and innumer­
able others, dared publicly to avow their faith in Atheism with
impunity, and that the Theists, Anaxagoras, Pythagoras and
Plato, vainly endeavored by that human reason, which is truly
incommensurate to so vast a purpose, to establish among
philosophers the belief in one Almighty God, the creator and
preserver- of the world; when we recollect that the multitude
were grossly and ridiculously idolatrous, and that the magi­
strates, if not Atheists, regarded the being of a God in the
light of an abstruse and uninteresting speculation ; j when we
add to these considerations a remembrance of the wars and the
oppressions, which about the time of the advent of the Messiah,
desolated the human race, is it not more credible that the
Deity actually interposed to check the rapid progress of human
deterioration, than that he permitted a specious and pestilent
imposture to seduce mankind into the labyrinth of a deadlier
superstition ? Surely the Deity has not created man immortal,
and left him for ever in ignorance of his glorious destination.
If the Christian Religion is false, I see not upon what founda­
tion our belief in a moral governor of the universe, or our
hopes of immortality can rest.
Thus then the plain reason of the case, and the suffrage of
the civilised world, conspire with the more indisputable sugges­
tions of faith, to render impregnable that system which has
been so vainly and so wantonly assailed. Suppose, however,
it were admitted that the conclusions of human reason and the
lessons of worldly virtue should be found, in the detail, incon­
gruous with Divine Revelation; by the dictates of which would
* Paley’s Evidences, vol. i., p. 3.
f Plin. Nat. His. Cap. de Deo., Euripides, Bellerophon, Frag. xxv.
Ihinc igitur terrorem animi, tenebrasque necesse est
Non radii soils, neque lucida tela diei
Discutient, sed natures species ratioque:
Pnncipium hinc cujus nobis exordia sumet,
Nullam rem nihilo gigni divinitus unquam.
Luc. de Rer. Nat. Lib. 1 [w. 147-151].
J See Cicero de Natura Deorum.

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it become us to abide ? Not by that which errs whenever it is
employed, but by that which is incapable of error: not by the
ephemeral systems of vain philosophy, but by the word of
God, which shall endure for ever.
Reflect, 0 Theosophus, that if the religion you reject be
true, you are justly excluded by the benefits which result from
a belief in its efficiency to salvation. Be not regardless, there­
fore, I entreat you, of the curses so emphatically heaped upon
infidels by the inspired organs of the will of God: the fire
which is never quenched, the worm that never dies. I dare
not think that the God in whom I trust for salvation, would
terrify his creatures with menaces of punishment which he
does not intend to inflict. The ingratitude of incredulity is,
perhaps, the only sin to which the Almighty cannot extend
his mercy without compromising his justice. How can the
human heart endure, without despair, the mere conception of
so tremendous an alternative? Return, I entreat you, to that
tower of strength which securely overlooks the chaos of the
conflicting opinions of men. Return to that God who is your
creator and preserver, by whom alone you are defended from
the. ceaseless wiles of your eternal enemy. Are human insti­
tutions so faultless that the principle upon which they are
fonnded.may strive with the voice of God? Know that faith
is superior to reason, in as much as the creature is surpassed
by the Creator: and that whensoever they are incompatible,
the suggestions of the latter, not those of the former, are to
be questioned.
Permit me to exhibit in their genuine deformity the errors
which are seducing you to destruction. State to me with
candor the train of sophisms by which the evil spirit has
deluded your understanding. Confess the secret motives of
your disbelief; suffer me to administer a remedy to your intel­
lectual disease. I fear not the contagion of such revolting
sentiments : I fear only lest patience should desert me before
you have finished the detail of your presumptuous credulity.
THEOSOPHUS.
I am not only prepared to confess, but to vindicate my
sentiments. I cannot refrain, however, from premising, that
in this controversy I labor under a disadvantage from which
you are exempt. You believe that incredulity is immoral, and
regard him as an object of suspicion and distrust whose creed
is incongruous with your own. But truth is the perception of
the agreement or disagreement of ideas. I can no more con­
ceive that a man who perceives the disagreement of any ideas
should be persuaded of their agreement that he should over­
come a physical impossibility. The reasonableness or the

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•folly of the articles of our creed is therefore no legitimate
object of merit our demerit; our opinions depend not on
-the will, but on the understanding.
If I am in error (and the wisest of us may not presume to
deem himself secure from all illusion) that error is the con­
sequence of the prejudices by which I am prevented, of the
ignorance, by which I am incapacitated from forming a correct
estimation of the subject. Remove those prejudices,dispel that
ignorance, make truth apparent, and fear not the obstacles that
remain to be encountered. But do not repeat to me those
terrible and frequent curses, by whose intolerance and cruelty
I have so often been disgusted in the perusal of your sacred
books. Do not tell me that the All-Merciful will punish me
for the conclusions of that reason by which he has thought fit
to distinguish me from the beasts that perish. Above all,
refrain from urging considerations drawn from reason, to
degrade that which you are thereby compelled to acknowledge
as the ultimate arbiter of the dispute. Answer my objections
as I engage to answer your assertions point by point, word by
word.
You believe that the only and ever-present God begot a Son
whom he sent to reform the world, and to propitiate its sins;
you believe that a book, called the Bible, contains a true
account of this event, together with an infinity of miracles and
prophecies which preceded it from the creation of the world.
Your opinion that these circumstances really happened appears
to me, from some considerations which I will proceed to state,
destitute of rational foundation.
To expose all the inconsistency, immorality and false
pretensions which I perceive in the Bible, demands a minute­
ness of criticism at least as voluminous as itself. I shall con­
fine myself, therefore, to the confronting of your tenets with
those primitive and general principles which are the basis of
-all moral reasoning.
In creating the Universe, God certainly proposed to himself
the happiness of his creatures. It is just, therefore, to con­
clude that he left no means unemployed, which did not involve
an impossibility, to accomplish this design. In fixing a
■residence for this image of his own Majesty, he was doubtless
■careful that every occasion of detriment, every opportunity of
evil, should be removed. He was aware of the extent of his
powers, he foresaw the consequences of his conduct, and
-doubtless modelled his being consentaneously with the world
•of which he was to be the inhabitant, and the circumstances
which were destined to surround him.
The account given by the Bible has but a faint concordance
with the surmises of reason concerning this event.

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According to this book, God created Satan, who, instigated
by the impulses of his nature, contended with the Omnipotent
for the Throne of Heaven. After a contest for the empire, in
which God was victorious, Satan was thrust into a pit of burn­
ing sulphur. On man’s creation, God placed within his reach
a tree whose fruit he forbade him to taste, on pain of death;
permitting Satan, at the same time, to employ all his artifice to
persuade this innocent and wondering creature to transgress
the fatal prohibition.
The first man yielded to this temptation; and to satisfy
Divine Justice the whole of his posterity must have been
eternally burned in hell, if God had not sent his only Son on
earth, to save those few whose salvation had been foreseen
and determined before the creation of the world.
God is here represented as creating man with certain
passions and powers, surrounding him with certain circum­
stances, and then condemning him to everlasting torments
because he acted as omniscience had foreseen, and was such as
omnipotence had made him. For to assert that the Creator is
the author of all good, and the creature the author of all evil,
is to assert that one man makes a straight line and a crooked
one, and that another makes the incongruity.
*
Barbarous and uncivilised nations have uniformly adored,
under various names, a God of which themselves were the
model: revengeful, bloodthirsty, grovelling and capricious.
The idol of a savage is a demon that delights in carnage. The
steam of slaughter, the dissonance of groans, the flames of a
desolated land, are the offerings which he deems acceptable,
and his innumerable votaries throughout the world have made
it a point of duty to worship him to his taste.h The Phenicians,
the Druids, and the Mexicans have immolated hundreds at the
shrines of their divinity, and the high and holy name of God
has been in all ages the watchword of the most unsparing
massacres, the sanction of the most atrocious perfidies.
But I appeal to your candor, 0 Eusebes, if there exist a record
of such grovelling absurdities and enormities so atrocious, a
picture of the Deity so characteristic of a demon as that which
the sacred writings of the Jews contain. I demand of you,
whether as a conscientious Theist you can reconcile the con­
duct which is attributed to the God of the Jews with your
conceptions of the purity and benevolence of the divine
nature.
The loathsome and minute obscenities to which the inspired
writers perpetually descend, the filthy observances which God
is described as personally instituting^ the total disregard of
* Hobbes.

f See Preface to Le Bon Sens.

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truth and contempt of the first principles of morality, mani­
fested on the most public occasions by the chosen favorites of
Heaven, might corrupt, were they not so flagitious as to
disgust.
When the chief of this obscure and brutal horde of assassins
asserts that the God of the Universe was enclosed in a box of
shittim wood,* “ two feet long and three feet wide,”f and
brought home in a new cart, I smile at the impertinence of so
shallow an imposture. But it is blasphemy of a more hideous
and unexampled nature to maintain that the Almighty God
expressly commanded Moses to invade an unoffending nation;
and, on account of the difference of their worship, utterly to
destroy every human being it contained, to murder every
infant and unarmed man in cold blood, to massacre the captives,
to rip up the matrons, and to retain the maidens alone for
concubinage and violation. J At the very time that philosophers
xxiii. Heyne, speaking of the opinions entertained of the Jews by ancient
poets and philosophers, says:—Meminit quidem superstitionis Judaicce
Horatius, verurn ut earn risu exploders!—Heyn. ad. Virg. Poll, in Arg.
* 1 Sam. chap, v., 8.
f Wordsworth’s Lyrical Ballads.
f Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who is on the
Lord’s side ? let him come unto me. And all the sons of Levi gathered
themselves together unto him. And he said unto them, Thus saith the
Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and
out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay everyman his brother,
and every man his companion, and every man his neighbor. And the chil­
dren of Levi did according to the word of Moses : and there fell of the
people on that day twenty-three thousand men (Exodus xxxii., 26.)
And they warred against the Midianites, as the Lord commanded Moses ;
and they slew all the males. And the children of Israel took all the
women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all
their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods. And they burned
all their huts wherein they dwelt, and all their goodly castles, with
fire. And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the con­
gregation, went forth to meet them without the camp. And Moses was
[wroth] with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands,
and captains over hundreds, which came from the battle. And Moses said
unto them, Have ye saved, all the women alive ? behold, these caused the
children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass
against the Lord in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the
congregation of the Lord. Now therefore kill every male among the little
ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all
the women-children, that have not known a man by lying with him, KEEP
alive for yourselves (Numbers xxxi., 7-18.)
And we utterly destroyed them, as we did unto Sihon, king of Heshbonj
utterly destroying the men, women, and children of every city (Deutiii., 6.)
And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and
woman, young and old, and ox and sheep and ass, with the edge of the
sword (Joshua.)
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of the most enterprising benevolence were founding in Greece
those institutions which have rendered it the wonder and
luminary of the world, am I required to believe that the weak
and wicked king of an obscure and barbarous nation, a mur­
derer, a traitor and a tyrant, was the man after God’s own
heart ? _ A wretch, at the thought of whose unparalleled
•enormities the sternest soul must sicken in dismay! An
unnatural monster, who sawed his fellow beings in sunder,
harrowed them to fragments under harrows of iron, chopped
them to pieces with axes, and burned them in brick-kilns,
because they bowed before a different and less bloody idol
than his own. It is surely no perverse conclusion of an
infatuated understanding that the God of the Jews is not the
benevolent author of this beautiful world.
The conduct of the Deity in the promulgation of the Gospel,
appears not to the eye of reason more compatible with his
immutability and omnipotence than the history of his actions
under the law accords with his benevolence.
You assert that the human race merited eternal reprobation
because their common father had transgressed the divirm com­
mand, and that the crucifixion of the Son of God was the only
sacrifice of sufficient efficacy to satisfy eternal justice. But it
is no less inconsistent with justice and subversive of morality
that millions should be responsible for a crime which they had
no share in committing, than that, if they had really committed
it, the crucifixion of an innocent being could absolve them from
moral turpitude. Ferretne ulla civitas latorem istiusmodi
legis, ut condemnaretur filius, aut nepos, si pater aut avus
deliquisset ? Certainly this is a mode of legislation peculiar to
a state of savagness and anarchy; this is the irrefragable logic
of tyranny and imposture.
The supposition that God has ever supernaturally revealed
his will to man at any other period than the original creation
of the human race, necessarily involves a compromise of his
benevolence. It assumes that he withheld from mankind a
benefit which it was in his power to confer. That he suffered
his creatures to remain in ignorance of truths essential to their
happiness and salvation. That during the lapse of innumerable
ages, every individual of the human race had perished without
redemption, from an universal stain which the Deity at length
descended in person to erase. That the good and wise of all
that were therein : he left none remaining, but utterly destroyed all that
breathed, as the Lord God of Israel commanded (Joshua, chap, x.)
And David gathered all the people together, and went to Rabbah, and
took it. And he brought forth the people therein, and put them under
saws, and under harrows of iron, and made them pass through the brick
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ages, involved in one common fate with the ignorant and.
wicked, have been tainted by involuntary and inevitable error
which torments infinite in duration may not avail to expiate.
In vain will you assure me with amiable inconsistency that
the mercy of God will be extended to the virtuous, and that
the vicious will alone be punished. The foundation of the
Christian Religion is manifestly compromised by a concession
of this nature. A subterfuge thus palpable plainly annihilates
the necessity of the incarnation of God for the redemption of
the human race, and represents the descent of the Messiah as
a gratuitous display of Deity, solely adapted to perplex, to
terrify and to embroil mankind.
It is sufficiently evident that an omniscient being never con­
ceived the design of reforming the world by Christianity.
Omniscience would surely have foreseen the inefficacy of that
I system, which experience demonstrates not only to have been
utterly impotent in restraining, but to have been most active
in exhaling the malevolent propensities of men. During the
period which elapsed between the removal of the seat of
empire to Constantinople in 328, and its capture by the Turks
in 1453, what salutary influence did Christianity exercise upon
that world which it was intended to enlighten ? Never before
was Europe the theatre of such ceaseless and sanguinary
wars; never were the people so brutalised by ignorance and
debased by slavery.

I will admit that one prediction of Jesus Christ has been
indisputably fulfilled. I come not to bring peace upon earth but
§ a sword. Christianity indeed has equalled Judaism in the
I. atrocities, and exceeded it in the extent of its desolation.
I festivalsmillions of men, women, and children, have been killed
Eleven of sacrifice, poisoned, tortured, assassinated, and
I pillaged in the spirit in the Religion burned to and for thepublic
in battle, butchered of their sleep, of Peace, death at glory
rof the most merciful God.
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‘
’
In vain will you tell me that these terrible effects flow not
1
1| from Christianity, but from the abuse of it. No such excuse
ri will avail to palliate the enormities of a religion pretended to be
i&gt;| divine. A limited intelligence is only so far responsible for
t the effects of its agency as it foresaw, or might have foreseen
I them ; but Omniscience is manifestly chargeable with all the
consequence of its conduct. Christianity itself declares that
3
J I the worth of the tree is to be determined by the quality of its
it I fruit. Tlie extermination of infidels ; the mutual persecutions
»| of hostile sects; the midnight massacres and slow burning of
11 thousands, because their creed contained either more or less
i: than the orthodox standard, of which Christianity has been the
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philosophy has ever encountered from the spirit of revealed
religion, plainly show that a very slight portion of sagacity was
sufficient to have estimated at is true value the advantages of
that belief to which some Theists are unaccountably attached.
You lay great stress upon the originality of the Christian
system of morals. If this claim be just, either your religion
must be false, or the Deity has willed that opposite modes of
conduct should be pursued by mankind at different times,
under the same circumstances; which is absurd.
The doctrine of acquiescing in the most insolent despotism ;
of praying for and loving our enemies ; of faith and humility,
appears to fix the perfection of the human character in that
abjectness and credulity which priests and tyrants of all ages
have found sufficiently convenient for their purposes. It is
evident that a whole nation of Christians (could such an
anomaly maintain itself a day) would become, like cattle, the
property of the first occupier. It is evident that ten highway­
men would suffice to subjugate the world if it were composed
ef slaves who dared not to resist oppression.
The apathy to love and friendship, recommended by your
creed, would, if attainable, not be less pernicious. This
enthusiasm of anti-social misanthropy, if it were an actual
rule of conduct, and not the speculation of a few interested
persons, would speedily annihilate the human race. A total
abstinance from sexual intercourse is not perhaps enjoined,
but is strenuously recommended, and was actually practised
*
to a frightful extent by the primitive Christians.!
The penalties inflicted by that monster Constantine, the first
Christian Emperor, on the pleasures of unlicensed love, are so
iniquitously severe, that no modern legislator could have
affixed them to the most atrocious crimes J This cold-blooded
and hypocritical ruffian cut his son’s throat, strangled his wife,
murdered his father-in-law and his brother-in-law, and main­
tained at his court a set of bloodthirsty and bigoted Christian
priests, one of whom was sufficient to excite the one half of
the world to massacre the other
I am willing to admit that some few axioms of morality,
which Christianity has borrowed from the philosophers of
Greece and India, dictate, in an unconnected state, rules of
conduct w orthy of regard ; but the purest and most elevated
lessons of morality must remain nugatory, the most probable
* Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote to me ; it is good for a
man not to touch a woman.
_
_
I say, therefore, to the unmarried and widows, _ it is good for them if
they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry ; it
is better to marry than burn (1 Cor., chap, vii.)
.
..
f See Gibbon’s Decline and Fall, vol. ii., p. 210. J Ibid, vol. n., p. 269.

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inducements to virtue must fail of their effect, so long as the
slightest weight is attached to that dogma which is the vital
essence of revealed religion.
Belief is set up as the criterion of merit or demerit; a man is
to be judged not by the purity of his intentions but by the
orthodoxy of his creed; an assent to certain propositions, is to
outweigh in the balance of Christianity the most generous and
elevated virtue.
But the intensity of belief, like that of every other passion,
is precisely proportioned to the degrees of excitement. A
graduated scale, on which should be marked the capabilities of
propositions to approach to the test of the senses, would be a
just measure of the belief which ought to be attached to them;
and but for the influence of prejudice or ignorance this
invariably is the measure of belief. That is believed which is
apprehended to be true, nor can the mind by any exertion
avoid attaching credit to an opinion attended with over­
whelming evidence. Belief is not an act of volition, nor can
it be regulated by the mind ; it is manifestly incapable therefore
of either merit or criminality. The system which assumes a
false criterion of moral virtue must be as pernicious as it is
absurd. Above all it cannot be divine, as it is impossible that
the Creator- of the human mind should be ignorant of its
primary powers.
The degree of evidence afforded by miracles and prophecies
in favor of the Christian Religion is lastly to be considered.
Evidence of a more imposing and irresistible nature is
required in proportion to the remoteness of any event from
the sphere of our experience. Every case of miracles is a
contest of opposite improbabilities, whether it is more contrary
to experience that a miracle should be true, or that the story
on which it is supported should be false : whether the immut­
able laws of this harmonious world should have undergone
violation, or that some obscure Greeks and Jews should have
conspired to fabricate a tale of wonder.
The actual appearance of a departed spirit would be a cir­
cumstance truly unusual and portentous ; but the accumulated
testimony of twelve old women that a spirit had appeared is
neither unprecedented nor miraculous.
It seems less credible that the God whose immensity is un­
circumscribed by space, should have committed adultery with
a carpenter’s wife, than that some bold knaves or insane dupes
had deceived the credulous multitude.
*
We have perpetual
and mournful experience of the latter : the former is yet under
dispute. History affords us innumerable examples of the pos­
* See Paley's Evidences, vol. i., chap. i.

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sibility of the one : Philosophy has in all ages protested against
the probability of the other.
Every superstition can produce its dupes, its miracles and
its mysteries; each is prepared to justify its peculiar tenets by
an equal assemblage of portents, prophecies and martyrdoms.
Prophecies, however circumstantial, are liable to the same
objection as direct miracles : it is more agreeable to experience
that the historical evidence of the prediction really having
preceded the event pretended to be foretold should be false, or
that a lucky conjuncture of events should have justified the
conjecture of the prophet, than that God should communicate
to a man the discernment of future events. I defy you to
*
produce more than one instance of prophecy in the Bible,,
wherein the inspired writer speaks so as to be understood,
wherein his prediction has not been so unintelligible and
obscure as to have been itself the subject of controversy
among Christians.
That one prediction which I expect is certainly most explicit
and circumstantial. It is the only one of this nature which
the Bible contains. Jesus himself here predicts his own
arrival in the clouds to consummate a period of supernatural
desolation, before the generation which he addressed should
pass away f Eighteen hundred years have past, and no such
event is pretended to have happened. This single plain
prophecy, thus conspicuously false, may serve as a criterion of
those which are more vague and indirect, and which apply in
a hundred senses to a hundred things.
Either the pretended predictions in the Bible were meant to
be understood, or they were not. If they were, why is there
any dispute concerning them : if they were not, wherefore
were they written at all ? But the God of Christianity spoke
to mankind in parables, that seeing they might not see, and
hearing they might not understand
The Gospels contain internal evidence that they were not
written by eye-witnesses of the event which they pretend to
record. The Gospel of St. Matthew was plainly not written
* See the Controversy of Bishop Watson and Thomas Paine. Paine’s
Criticism on the 19th chapter of Isaiah.
t Immediately after the tribulation of these days shall the sun bedarkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall
from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken : and then
shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven : and then shall all the
tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in
the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he shall send his
angel with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his
elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. Verily I
say unto you, this generation shall not pass until all these things be fulfilled
(Matt. chap, xxiv.)

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until some time after the taking of Jerusalem, that is, at least
forty years after the execution of Jesus Christ: for he makes
Jesus say that upon you may come all the righteous blood shed
upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood
of Zacharias, son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the altar
and the temple Now Zacharias, son of Barachias, was assas­
*
sinated between the altar and the temple by a faction of
zealots during the siege of Jerusalem.f
You assert that the design of the instances of supernatural
interposition which the Gospel records was to convince man­
kind that Jesus Christ was truly the expected Redeemer. But
it is as impossible that any human sophistry should frustrate
the manifestation of Omnipotence, as that Omniscience should
fail to select the most efficient means of accomplishing its
design. Eighteen centuries have passed and the tenth part of
the human race have a blind and mechanical belief in that
Redeemer, without a complete reliance on the merits of whom,
their lot is fixed in everlasting misery : surely if the Christian
system be thus dreadfully important its Omnipotent author
would have rendered it incapable of those abuses from which
it has never been exempt, and to which it is subject in common
with all human institutions, he would not have left it a matter
of ceaseless cavil or complete indifference to the immense
majority of mankind. Surely some more conspicuous evidences
of its authenticity would have been afforded than driving out
devils, drowning pigs, curing blind men, animating a dead body
and turning water into wine. Some theatre worthier of the
transcendent event, than Judaea, would have been chosen, some
historians more adapted by their accomplishments and their
genius to record the incarnation of the immutable God. The
Humane Society restores drowned persons; every empiric can
cure every disease ; drowning pigs is no very difficult matter,
and driving out devils was far from being an original or an
unusual occupation in Judaea. Do not recite these stale
absurdities as proofs of the divine origin of Christianity.
If the Almighty has spoken, would not the Universe have
been convinced? If he had judged the knowledge of his will
to have been more important than any other science to man­
kind, would he not have rendered it more evident and more
clear ?
Now, 0 Eusebes, have I enumerated the general grounds
of my disbelief of the Christian Religion. I could have collated
its Sacred Writings with the Brahminical record of the early
ages of the world, and identified its institutions with the
ancient worship of the Sun. I might have entered into an
* See Matthew xxiii., 35.

j- Josephus.
B

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elaborate comparison of the innumerable discordances which
exist between the inspired historians of the same event.
Enough, however, has been said to vindicate me from the
charge of groundless and infatuated scepticism. I trust, there­
fore, to your candor for the consideration, and to your logic for
the refutation, of my arguments.
EUSEBES.
I will not dissemble, 0 Theosophus, the difficulty of solving
your general objections to Christianity, on the grounds of
human reason. I did not assist at the councils of the Almighty
when he determined to extend his mercy to mankind, nor can
I venture to affirm that it exceeded the limits of his power to
have afforded a more conspicuous or universal manifestation
of his will.
But this is a difficulty which attends Christianity in common
with the belief in the being and attributes of God. This whole
scheme of things might have been, according to our partial
conceptions, infinitely more admirable and perfect. Poisons,
earthquakes, disease, war, famine and venomous serpents;
slavery and persecution are the consequences of certain causes,
which according to human judgment might well have been
dispensed with in arranging the economy of the globe.
Is this the reasoning which the Theist will choose to employ ?
Will he impose limitations on that Deity whom he professes to
regard with so profound a veneration ? Will he place his God
between the horns of a logical dilemma which shall restrict
the fulness either of his power or his bounty ?
Certainly he will prefer to resign his objections to Chris­
tianity than pursue the reasoning upon which 1 hey are found,
to the dreadful conclusions of cold and dreary Atheism.
I confess that Christianity appears not unattended with
difficulty to the understanding which approaches it with a
determination to judge its mysteries by reason. I will ever
*
confess that the discourse, which you have just delivered, ought
to unsettle any candid mind engaged in a similar attempt. The
children of this world are wiser in their generation than the
children of light.
But if I succeed in convincing you that reason conducts to
conclusions destructive of morality, happiness, and the hope
of futurity, and inconsistent with the very existence of human
society, I trust that you will no longer confide in a director so
dangerous and faithless.
I require you to declare, 0 Theosophus, whether you would
[* Qy. ? even.]

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embrace Christianity or Atheism, if no other systems of belief
shall be found to stand the touchstone of inquiry.

THEOSOPHUS.
I no not hesitate to prefer the Christian system, or indeed any
system of religion, however rude and gross, to Atheism. Here
we truly sympathise; nor do I blame, however I may feel
inclined to pity, the man who in his zeal to escape this gloomy
faith, should plunge into the most abject superstition.
The Atheist is a monster among men. Inducements, which
are omnipotent over the conduct of others, are impotent for
him. His private judgment is his criterion of right and wrong.
He dreads no judge but his own conscience, he fears no hell
but the loss of his self-esteem. He is not to be restrained by
punishments, for death is divested of its terror, and whatever
enters into his heart to conceive, that will he not scruple to
execute. Iste non timet omnia providentem et cogitantem, et
animadvertentem, et omnia ad se pertinere putantem, curiosum,
et plenum negotii Deum.
This dark and terrible doctrine was surely the abortion of
some blind speculator’s brain ; some strange and hideous per­
version of intellect, some portentous distortion of reason.
There can surely be no metaphysician sufficiently bigoted to
his own system to look upon this harmonious world, and
dispute the necessity of intelligence ; to contemplate the design
and deny the designer; to enjoy the spectacle of this beautiful
Universe and not feel himself instinctively persuaded to
gratitude and adoration. What arguments of the slightest
plausibility can be adduced to support a doctrine rejected
alike by the instinct of the savage and the reason of the sage ?
I readily engage, with you, to reject reason as a faithless
guide, if you can demonstrate that it conducts to atheism. So
little, however, do I mistrust the dictates of reason, concerning
a supreme being, that I promise, in the event of your success,
io subscribe the wildest and most monstrous creed which you
can devise. I will call credulity, faith; reason, impiety; the
dictates of the understanding shall be the temptations of the
Devil, and the wildest dreams of the imagination the infallible
inspirations of Grace.
ECJSEBES.
Let me request you then to state, concisely, the grounds of
your belief in the being of a God. In my reply I shall endeavor
to controvert your reasoning, and shall hold myself acquitted
by my zeal for the Christian religion, of the blasphemies which
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THEOSOPHUS.
I will readily state the grounds of my belief in the being of
a God. You can only have remained ignorant of the obvious
proofs of this important truth, from a superstitious reliance
upon the evidence afforded by a revealed religion. The reason­
ing lies within an extremely narrow compass; quicquid enirn
nos veil meliores vol beatiores facturum est, aut in aperto, aut
in proximo posuit natura.
From every design we justly infer a designer. If we
examine the structure of a watch, we shall readily confess the
existence of a watchmaker. No work of man could possibly
have existed from all eternity. From the contemplation of any
product of human art we conclude that there was an artificer
who arranged its several parts. In like manner, from the
marks of design and contrivance exhibited in the Universe, we
are necessitated to infer a designer, a contriver. If the parts of
the Universe have been designed, contrived and adapted, the
existence of a God is manifest.
But design is sufficiently apparent. The wonderful adapta­
tion of substances which act to those which are acted upon;
of the eye to light, and of light to the eye; of the ear . to
sound, and of sound to the ear; of every object of. sensation
to the sense which it impresses prove that neither blind chance
nor undistinguishing necessity has brought them into being.
The adaptation of certain animals to certain climates, the
relation borne to each other by animals and vegetables, and by
different tribes of animals; the relation, lastly, between man
and the circumstances of his external situation are so many
demonstrations of DeityAll is order, design and harmony, so far as we can descry
the tendency of things, and every new enlargement of our
views, every new display of the material world, affords a new
illustration of the power, the wisdom and the benevolence
of God
r
.
The existence of God has never been the topic of popular
dispute. There is a tendency to devotion, a thirst for reliance
on supernatural aid inherent in the human, mind. Scarcely
any people, however barbarous, have been discovered who do
not acknowledge with reverence and awe the supeinatuial
causes of the natural effects which they experience. They
worship, it is true, the vilest and most inanimate substances,
but they firmly confide in the holiness and power of these
symbols, and thus own their connection with what they can
neither see nor perceive.
.
If there is motion in the Universe, there is a God * lhe
* See Dugald Stewart’s Outlines oj Moral Philosophy., and Paleys
Natural Theology.

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power of beginning motion is no less an attribute of mind than
sensation or thought. Wherever motion exists it is evident
that mind has operated. The phenomena of the Universe
indicate the agency of powers which cannot belong to inert
matter.
Everything which begins to exist must have a cause : every
combination conspiring to an end implies intelligence.

EUSEBES.
Design must be proved before a designer can be inferred.
The matter in controversy is the existence of design in the
Universe, and it is not permitted to assume the contested pre­
mises and thence infer the matter in dispute. Insidiously to
employ the words contrivance, design and adaptation before
these circumstances are made apparent in the Universe, thence
justly inferring a contriver, is a popular sophism against which
it behoves us to be watchful.
To assert that motion is an attribute of mind, that matter is
inert, that every combination is the result of intelligence, is
also an assumption of the matter in dispute.
Why do we admit design in any machine of human con­
trivance ? Simply because innumerable instances of machines
having been contrived by human art are present to our mind,
because we are acquainted with persons who could construct
such machines; but if, having no previous knowledge of any
artificial contrivance, we had accidentally found a watch upon
the ground, we should have been justified in concluding that
it was a thing of Nature, that it was a combination of matter
with whose cause we were unacquainted, and that any attempt
to account for the origin of its existence would be equally pre­
sumptuous and unsatisfactory.
The analogy which you attempt to establish between the
contrivances of human art and the various existences of the
Universe, is inadmissible. We attribute these effects to human
intelligence, because we know beforehand that human intelli­
gence is capable of producing them. Take away this know­
ledge, and the grounds of our reasoning will be destroyed.
Our entire ignorance, therefore, of the Divine Nature leaves
this analogy defective in its most essential point of comparison.
What consideration remains to be urged in support of the
creation of the Universe by a supreme Being? Its admirable
fitness for the production of certain effects, that wonderful
consent of all its parts, that universal harmony by whose
changeless laws innumerable systems of worlds perform their
stated revolutions, and the blood is driven through the veins
of the minutest animalcule that sports in the corruption of an
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intelligent Creator, because it exists producing invariable
effects, and inasmuch as it is admirably organised for the pro­
duction of these effects, so the more did it require a creative
intelligence.
Thus have we arrived at the substance of your assertion,
“ That whatever exists, producing certain effects, stands in
need of a Creator, and the more conspicuous is its fitness for
the production of these effects, the more certain will be our
conclusion that it would not have existed from eternity, but
must have derived its origin from an intelligent Creator.”
In what respect then do these arguments apply to the
Universe, and not apply to God? From the fitness of the
Universe to its end you infer the necessity of an intelligent
Creator. But if the fitness of the Universe to produce certain
effects be thus conspicuous and evident, how much more
exquisite fitness to his end must exist in the Author of this
Universe? If we find great difficulty from its admirable
arrangement in conceiving that the Universe has existed from
all eternity, and to resolve this difficulty suppose a Creator,
how much more clearly must we perceive the necessity of this
very Creator’s creation whose perfections comprehend an
arrangement far more accurate and just.
The belief of an infinity of creative and created Gods, each
more eminently requiring an intelligent author of his being
than the foregoing, is a direct consequence of the premises
which you have stated. The assumption that the Universe is
a design, leads to a conclusion that there are [an] infinity of
creative and created Gods, which is absurd. It is impossible
indeed to prescribe limits to learned error, when philosophy
relinquishes experience and feeling for speculation.
Until it is clearly proved that the Universe was created, we
may reasonably suppose that it has endured from all eternity.
In a case where two pi’opositions are diametrically opposite,
the mind believes that which is less incomprehensible : it is
easier to suppose that the Universe has existed, from all
eternity than to conceive an eternal being capable of creating
it. If the mind sinks beneath the weight of one, is it an
alleviation to increase the intolerability of the burthen ?
A man knows, not only that he now is, but that there was a
time when he did not exist; consequently there must have
been a cause. But we can only infer from effects causes
exactly adequate to those effects. There certainly is a genera­
tive power which is effected by particular instruments; we
cannot prove that it is inherent in these instruments, nor is
the contrary hypothesis capable of demonstration. We admit
that the generative power is incomprehensible, but to suppose
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and Omniscient Being, leaves the cause in the same obscurity,
but renders it more incomprehensible.
We can only infer from effects causes exactly adequate to
those effects. An infinite number of effects demand an infinite
number of causes, nor is the philosopher justified in supposing
a greater connection or unity in the latter than is perceptible in
the former. The same energy cannot be at once the cause of
the serpent and the sheep ; of the blight by which the harvest
is destroyed, and the sunshine by which it is matured; of the
ferocious propensities by which man becomes a vic.tim to him­
self, and of the accurate judgment by which his institutions
are improved. The spirit of our accurate and exact philosophy
is outraged by conclusions which contradict each other so
glaringly.
The greatest, equally with the smallest motions of the
Universe, are subjected to the rigid necessity of inevitable
laws. These laws are the unknown causes of the known
effects perceivable in the Universe. Their effects are the
boundaries of our knowledge, their names the expressions of
our ignorance. To suppose some existence beyond or above
them, is to invent a second and superfluous hypothesis to
account for what has already been accounted for by the laws of
motion and the properties of matter. I admit that the nature
of these laws is incomprehensible, but the hypothesis of a
Deity adds a gratuitous difficulty, which so far from alleviating
those which it is adduced to explain, requires new hypotheses
for the elucidation of its own inherent contradictions.
The laws of attraction and repulsion, desire and aversion,
suffice to account for every phenomenon of the moral and
physical world. A precise knowledge of the properties of any
object, is alone requisite to determine its manner of action.
Let the mathematician be acquainted with the weight and
volume of a cannon ball, together with the degree of velocity
and inclination with which it is impelled, and he will accurately
delineate the course it must describe, and determine the force
with which it will strike an object at a given distance. Let
the influencing motive, present to the mind of any person be
given, and the knowledge of his consequent conduct will result.
Let the bulk and velocity of a comet be discovered, and the
astronomer, by the accurate estimation of the equal and
contrary actions of the centripetal and centrifugal forces, will
justly predict the period of its return.
The anomalous motions of the heavenly bodies, their unequal
velocities and frequent aberrations, are corrected by that gra­
vitation by which they are caused. The illustrious Laplace
has shown that the approach of the Moon to the Earth, and
the Earth to the Sun, is only a secular equation of a very long

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period, which has its maximum and minimum. The system of
the Universe then is upheld solely by physical powers. The
necessity of matter is the ruler of the world. It is vain philo­
sophy which supposes more causes than are exactly adequate
to explain the phenomena of things. Hypotheses non jingo:
quicquid enim ex phcenomenis non deducitur, hypothesis
vocanda est; et hypotheses vel metaphysicce, vel physicoe, vel
qualitatum occultarum, seu mechanicce, in philosophia locum
non habent.
You assert that the construction of the animal machine, the
fitness of certain animals to certain situations, the connection
between the organs of perception and that which is perceived;
the relation between everything which exists, and that which
tends to preserve it in its existence, imply design. It is
manifest that if the eye could not see, nor the stomach digest,
the human frame could not preserve its present mode of exist­
ence. It is equally certain, however, that the elements of its
composition, if they did not exist in one form, must exist in
another; and that the combinations which they would form,
must so long as they endured, derive support for their peculiar
mode of being from their fitness to the circumstances of their
situation.
It by no means follows that because a being exists, perform­
ing certain functions, he was fitted by another being to the
performance of these functions. So rash a conclusion would
conduct, as I have before shown, to an absurdity; and it
becomes infinitely more unwarrantable from the consideration
that the known laws of matter and motion, suffice to unravel,
even in the present imperfect state of moral and physical
science, the majority of those difficulties which the hypothesis
of a Deity was invented to explain.
Doubtless no disposition of inert matter, or matter deprived
of qualities, could ever have composed an animal, a tree, or
even a stone. But matter deprived of qualities, is an abstrac­
tion, concerning which it is impossible to form an idea.
Matter, such as we behold it, is not inert. It is infinitely active
and subtile. Light, electricity and magnetism are fluids not
surpassed by thought itself in tenuity and activity: like
thought they are sometimes the cause and sometimes the effect
of motion; and, distinct as they are from every other class of
substances with which we are acquainted, seem to possess
equal claims with thought to the unmeaning distinction of
immateriality.
The laws of motion and the properties of matter suffice to
account for every phenomenon, or combination of phenomena
exhibited in the Universe. That certain animals exist in
certain climates, results from the consentaneity of their frames

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to the circumstances of their situation : let these circumstances
be altered, to a sufficient degree, and the elements of their
composition must exist in some new combination no less
resulting than the former from those inevitable laws by which
the Universe is governed.
It is the necessary consequence of the organisation of man,
that his stomach should digest his food: it inevitably results
also from his gluttonous and unnatural appetite for the flesh of
animals that his frame be diseased and his vigor impaired ;
but in neither of these cases is adaptation of means to end to
be perceived. Unnatural diet, and the habits consequent upon
its use are the means, and every complication of frightful
•disease is the end, but to assert that these means were adapted
to this end by the Creator of the world, or that human caprice
can avail to traverse the precautions of Omnipotence, is absurd.
These are the consequences of the properties of organised
matter; and it is a strange perversion of the understanding to
argue that a certain sheep was created to be butchered and
devoured by a certain individual of the human species, when
the conformation of the latter, as is manifest to the most
superficial student of comparative anatomy, classes him with
those animals who feed on fruits and vegetables.
*
The means by which the existence of an animal is sustained,
requires a designer in no greater degree than the existence
itself of the animal. If it exists, there must be means to
support its existence. In a world where omne mutatur nihil
interit, no organised being can exist without a continual separa­
tion of that substance which is incessantly exhausted, nor can
this separation take place otherwise than by the invariable
laws which result from the relations of matter. We are in­
capacitated only by our ignorance from referring every phe­
nomenon, however unusual, minute or complex, to the laws of
motion and the properties of matter; and it is an egregious
offence against the first principles of reason to suppose an
immaterial creator of the world, in quo omnia moventur serf,
sine mutud passione: which is equally a superfluous hypo­
thesis in the mechanical philosophy of Newton and a useless
■excrescence on the inductive logic of Bacon.
What then is this harmony, this order which you maintain to
have required for its establishment, what it needs not for its
maintenance, the agency of a supernatural intelligence ? Inas­
much as the order visible in the Universe requires one cause,
■so does the disorder whose operation is not less clearly apparent,
* See Cuvier Logons d’Anat.
Bees’ Cyclopedia, art. Man.

Comp. tom. iii., p. 169, 373, 448, 465, 480.

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demand another. Order and disorder are no more than
modifications of our own perceptions of the relations which
subsist between ourselves and external objects, and if we are
justified in inferring the operation of a benevolent power from
the advantages attendant on the former, the evils of the latter
bear equal testimony to the activity of a malignant principle,,
no less pertinacious in inducing evil out of good, than the
other is unremit ing in procuring good from evil.
If we permit our imagination to traverse the obscure regions
of possibility, we may doubtless imagine, according to the
complexion of our minds, that disorder may have a relative
tendency to unmingled good, or order be relatively replete with
exquisite and subtile evil. To neither of these conclusions,
which are equally presumptuous and unfounded, will it become
the philosopher to assent. Order and disorder are expressionsdenoting our perceptions of what is injurious or beneficial te
ourselves, or to the beings in whose welfare we are compelled
to sympathise by the similarity of their conformation to our
own?
A beautiful antelope panting under the fangs of a tiger, a
defenceless ox, groaning beneath the butcher’s axe, is a spectacle
which instantly awakens compassion in a virtuous and un­
vitiated breast. Many there are, however, sufficiently hardened
to the rebukes of justice and the precepts of humanity, as to
regard the deliberate butchery of thousands of their species,
as a theme of exultation and a source of honor, and to consider
any failure in these remorseless enterprises as a defect in the
system of things. The criteria of order and disorder are as
various as those beings from whose opinions and feelings they
result.
Populous cities are destroyed by earthquakes, and desolated
by pestilence. Ambition is everywhere devoting its millions
to incalculable calamity. Superstition, in a thousand shapes,
is employed in brutalising and degrading the human species,
and fitting it to endure without a murmur the oppression of
its innumerable tyrants. All this is abstractedly neither good
nor evil, because good and evil are words employed to designate
that peculiar state of our own perceptions resulting from the
encounter of any object calculated to produce pleasure or pain.
Exclude the idea of relation, and the words good and evil aredeprived of import.
Earthquakes are injurious to the cities which they destroy,,
beneficial to those whose commerce was injured by their pros­
perity, and indifferent to others which are too remote to be
affected by their influence. Famine is good to the corn­
merchant, evil to the poor, and indifferent to those whose
See Godwin’s Political Justice., vol. i., p. 449.

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fortunes can at all times command a superfluity. Ambition is
evil to the restless bosom it inhabits, to the innumerable
victims who are dragged by its ruthless thirst for infamy to
expire in every variety of anguish, to the inhabitants of the
country it depopulates, and to the human race whose improve­
ment it retards ; it is indifferent with regard to the system of
the Universe, and is good only to the vultures and the jackals
that track the conqueror’s career, and to the worms who feast
in security on the desolation of his progress. It is manifest
that we cannot reason with respect to the universal system
from that which only exists in relation to our own perceptions.
You allege some considerations in favor of a Deity from the
universality of a belief in his existence.
The superstitions of the savage and the religion of civilised
Europe appear to you to conspire to prove a first cause. I
maintain that it is from the evidence of revelation alone that
this belief derives the slightest countenance.
That credulity should be gross in proportion to the ignorance
of the mind which it enslaves, is in strict consistency with the
principles of human nature. The idiot, the child, and the
savage, agree in attributing their own passions and propen­
*
sities to the inanimate substances by which they are either
benefited or injured. The former become gods and the latter
demons ; hence prayers and sacrifices, by the means of which
the rude theologian imagines that he may confirm the benevo­
lence of the one, or mitigate the malignity of the other.
He has averted the wrath of a powerful enemy by supplications
and submission ; he has secured the assistance of his neighbor
by offerings; he has felt his own anger subside before the
entreaties of a vanquished foe, and has cherished gratitude for
the kindness of another. Therefore does he believe that the
elements will listen to his vows. He is capable of love and
hatred towards his fellow beings, and is variously impelled by
those principles to benefit or injure them. The source of his
error is sufficiently obvious. When the winds, the waves and
the atmosphere, act in such a manner as to thwart or forward
his designs, he attributes to them the same propensities of
whose existence within himself he is conscious when he is
instigated by benefits to kindness, or by injuries to revenge.
The bigot of the woods can form no conception of beings
possessed of properties differing from his own : it requires
indeed, a mind considerably tinctured with science, and
enlarged by cultivation to contemplate itself, not as the centre
and model of the Universe, but as one of the infinitely various
multitude of beings of which it is actually composed.
There is no attribute of Qod which is not either borrowed
* See Southey’s History of Brazil, p. 255.

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from the passions and powers of the human mind, or which is
not a negation. Omniscience, Omnipotence, Omnipresence,
Infinity, Immutability, Incomprehensibility and Immateriality
are all words which designate properties and powers peculiar
to organised beings, with the addition of negations, by which
the idea of limitation is excluded.
*
That the frequency of a belief in God (for it is not universal)
should be any argument in its favor, none to whom the innu­
merable mistakes of men are familiar, will assert. It is among
men of genius and science that Atheism alone is found, but
among these alone is cherished an hostility to those errors
with which the illiterate and vulgar are infected.
How small is the proportion of those who really believe in
God, to the thousands who are prevented by their occupations
from ever bestowing a serious thought upon the subject, and
the millions who worship butterflies, bones, feathers, monkeys,
calabashes and serpents. The word God, like other abstrac­
tions, signifies the agreement of certain propositions rather
than the presence of any idea. If we found our belief in the
existence of God on the universal consent of mankind, we are
duped by the most palpable of sophisms. The word God
cannot mean at the same time an ape, a snake, a bone, a cala­
bash, a Trinity, and a Unity. Nor can that belief be accounted
universal against which men of powerful intellect and spotless
virtue have in every age protested. Non pudet igitur physicum, id est speculatorem venatoremque naturae, ex animis
vonsuetudine imbutis petere testimonium veritatis ?
Hume has shown, to the satisfaction of all philosophers, that
the only idea which we can form of causation is derivable^
from the constant conjunction of objects, and the consequent
inference of one from the other. We denominate that pheno­
menon the cause of another which we observe with the fewest
■exceptions to precede its occurrence. Hence it would be
inadmissible to deduce the being of a God from the existence
of the Universe; even if this mode of reasoning did not
conduct to the monstrous conclusion of an infinity of creative
and created Gods, each more eminently requiring a Creator
than its predecessor.
If Power! be an attribute of existing substance, substance
could not have derived its origin from power. One thing
cannot be at the same time the cause and the effect of another.
The word power expresses the capability of anything to be or
act. The human mind never hesitates to annex the idea of
* See Le. System# de la Nature. This book is one of the most eloquent
vindications of Atheism.
[f Printed deniable.']
+ For a very profound disquisition on this subject, see Sir William
Drummond’s Academical Questions, chap, i., p. 1.

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power to any object of its experience. To deny that power is
the attribute of being is to deny that being can be. If power
be an attribute of substance, the hypothesis of a God is a
superfluous and unwarrantable assumption.
Intelligence is that attribute of the Deity, which you hold to
be most apparent in the Universe. Intelligence is only known
to us as a mode of animal being. We cannot conceive intelli­
gence distinct from sensation and perception, which are attri­
butes to organised bodies. To assert that God is intelligent, is
to assert that he has ideas ; and Locke has proved that ideas
result from sensation. Sensation can exist only in an organised
body, an organised body is necessarily limited both in extent
and operation. The God of the rational Theosophis is a vast
and wise animal.
You have laid it down as a maxim that the power of begin­
ning motion is an attribute of mind as much as thought and
sensation.
Mind cannot create, it can only perceive. Mind is the
recipient of impressions made on the organs of sense, and
without the action of' external objects we should not only be
deprived of all knowledge of the existence of mind, but totally
incapable of the knowledge of anything. It is evident, there­
fore, that mind deserves to be considered as the effect rather
than the'cause of motion. The ideas which suggest them­
selves too are prompted by the circumstances of our situation,
these are the elements of thought, and from the various com­
binations of these our feelings, opinions, and volitions inevit­
ably result.
That which is infinite necessarily includes that which is
finite. The distinction therefore between the Universe and
that by which the Universe is upheld, is manifestly erroneous.
To devise the word God, that you may express a certain portion
of the universal system, can answer no good purpose in philo­
sophy. In the language of reason, the words God and Universe
are synonymous. Omnia enim per Dei potentiam facta sunt,
imo, quia natures potentia nulla est nisi ipsa Dei potentia,
artem est nos catemus Dei potentiam non intelligere quatenus
causas naturales ignoramus ; adeoque stulte ad eandam Dei
potentiam recurritur, quando rei alicujus, causarn naturalem,
sive est, ipsam Dei potentiam ignoramus .
*
Thus from the principles of that reason to which you so
rashly appealed as the ultimate arbiter of our dispute, have I
shown that the popular arguments in favor of the being of a
God are totally destitute of color. I have shown the absurdity
of attributing intelligence to the cause of those effects which
* Spinoza, Tract. Theologico.-Pol., chap, i., p. 14.

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we perceive in the Universe, and the fallacy which lurks in
the argument from design. I have shown that order is no more
than a peculiar manner of contemplating the operation of
necessary agents, that mind is the effect, not the cause of
motion, that power is the attribute, not the'origin of being. I
have proved that we can have no evidence of the existence of
a God from the principles of reason.
You will have observed, from the zeal- with which I have
urged arguments so revolting to my genuine sentiments, and
conducted to a conclusion in direct contradiction to that faith
which every good man must eternally preserve, how little I
am inclined to sympathise with those of my religion who have
pretended to prove the existence of God by the unassisted
light of reason. I confess that the necessity of a revelation
has been compromised by treacherous friends to Christianity,
who have maintained that the sublime mysteries of the being
of a God and the immortality of the soul are discoverable from
other sources than itself.
I have proved that on the principles of that philosophy to
which Epicurus, Lord Bacon, Newton, Locke and Hume were
addicted, the existence of God is a chimera.
The Christian Religion then, alone, affords indisputable
assurance that the world was created by the power and is pre­
served by the Providence of an Almighty God, who in justice
has appointed a future life for the punishment .of the vicious
and the remuneration of the virtuous.
Now, 0 Theosophus, I call upon you to decide between
Atheism and Christianity ; to declare whether you wilt pursue
your principles to the destruction of the bonds of civilised
society, or wear the easy yoke of that religion which proclaims
“ peace upon earth, goodwill to all men.”

THEOSOPHUS.
I am not prepared at present, I confess, to reply clearly to your
unexpected arguments. I assure you that no considerations,
however specious, should seduce me to deny the existence of
my Creator.
I am willing to promise that if, after mature deliberation,
the arguments which you have advanced in favor of Atheism
should appear incontrovertible, I will endeavor to adopt so
much of the Christian scheme as is consistent with my persuaion of the goodness, unity and majesty of God.

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Verbatim Report
OF THE

TWO TRIALS
OF

G. W. Foote,
W. J. Ramsey and H. A. Kemp,
FOR

Blasphemous Libel in the Christmas Number
of the “ Freethinker.”
Held at the OLD BAILEY on Thursday, Ma/rch 1st, and on
Monday, March 5th, 1883,
Before Mr. Justice North and Two Common Juries.

PRICE

ONE

SHILLING.

LONDON:

PROGRESSIVE PUBLISHING COMPANY,
28 Stonecutter Street, E.C.

��DEDICATED
TO
THE PEOPLE
OE

ALL

N A T I O N S.

��THE “FREETHINKER” CHRISTMAS
NUMBER PROSECUTION.
CENTRAL CRIMINAL COURT, OLD BAILEY.
Thursday, March 1st, 1883.
(Before Mr. Justice North and a Common Jury.)
George William Foote, the editor • W. J. Ramsey, proprietor and Henry Arthur Kemp, printer and publisher, surrendered to
their bail to answer a charge of having published a blasphemous
libel in the 44 Freethinker,” the indictment being grounded on
matter found in the columns of the Christmas Number of that
journal.
. Sir Hardinge Giffard, Q.C., Mr. Poland, and Mr. H Lewis
instructed by Sir II. T. Nelson (the City Solicitor), on behalf of
the Public Prosecutor, conducted the prosecution; Mr. Horace
Avoi-y appeared for Kemp, and Foote and Ramsey were unrepre-

in °Pening the case for the prosecutionsaid that the defendants were indicted for the offence of blas­
phemy, and happily, prosecutions of that character were rare
m this country. The offence of blasphemy consisted in, among
other things, making contumelious or disrespectful reproaches
against the Christian religion or the Holy Scriptures. By the
law of this country Christianity was part of our common law and
whatever people’s private feelings might be, the publication of
gross and violent attacks upon the Christian religion, insulting as
they were to the feelings of a Christian community, was a matter
which when it reached a certain point it was absolutely necessary
+i° +
was said’and he dare sa? veryoften
said
that the dragging into the light of publications of a blasphemed
or indecent character sometimes did mischief by attracting public
attention to that which would otherwise pass unnoticed. That
observation was, however, subject to this exception, that if the

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nature or publication was such that it grieved and insulted the
feelings of the community; if, for instance, in a shop-window in
a public thoroughfare, things were exhibited to every young
and innocent mind which ridiculed what they had been taught
from their earliest years to regard with the utmost reverence, it
was the duty of the authorities to take action to put a stop to such
publication. In so doing, they did not drag into light subjects
which but for the interference would have remained in obscurity.
On the other hand, they drove at all events from the public
thoroughfares and from the public- notice things which when
displayed in shop-windows would necessarily attract a crowd.
The authorities were either compelled to allow so great an out­
rage to public decency to continue, or they were called upon to
vindicate the law. A great deal also must depend not only on the
mode of publication, but also on the nature of the publication
itself. There were some things—some doubts set forth in books
and directed against the reverence which the law regarded as
part of the law of the country, but which, nevertheless, were so
expressed as to form no insult to those who thought differently.
Doubts on many points—or many theological tenets—had of
course occupied the minds of men for more than 1800 years, and
so long as doubts of this description were expressed with due
regard to the feelings of others, and without the intention of
outrage and insult, he would be a very rash person indeed, who
would think to drag into a criminal court disquisitions conceived
in such a spirit, even although they might be adverse to the views
which the great majority of Christian people entertained. Of
course, whenever an outrage of the present character was the
subject matter of complaint, it was common to hear observations
directed to the supposed liberty of discussion, freedom of press
and so forth. These were very plausible words to make use of,
but when he called the attention of the jury to the nature of
these publications, they would probably be of opinion that, quite
apart from any question of theological difference, quite apart
from any honest doubts people might entertain, those who were
guilty of so great an outrage of public decency had no right to
appeal to such topics as freedom of the press or liberty of dis­
cussion. The point to which he should have to direct the
attention of the jury, was the outrage that had been committed
on the feelings of a Christian community. When he said this,
it was undoubtedly a fact that it had been found necessary, for
instance, in our great Indian dominions, where Christianity was
by no means the creed of the majority of the population, to pro­
tect the freedom of conscience, and the right of every man to
hold his own faith by making criminal offenders of those who for
-outrage and insult thought it necessary to issue contumelious or
scornful publications concerning any religious sect, though not a

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Christian sect. Probably their own feelings of what was right,
and of what was due to the real freedom of mankind, would
teach them that people should be allowed to hold their own
views and to strenuously fight for them, but it was no part of the
freedom of every man to insult, and revile, and hold up to
ridicule everything which other people held in reverence. He
had thought it right to make these observations, because it
seemed to him a prostitution of great names to bear the titles of
freedom of the press and liberty of discussion made use of when
he had to call attention to such ribaldry as was contained in the
present publication. He would not read, nor did he think it at
all desirable that he should describe what that publication was.
They would have it in their own hands and would form their own
judgment on it. He certainly would not be a party publicly to
describe the sort of thing that he had before him at that moment.
This was the Christmas Number of the “ Freethinker.” To make
the Christmas Number appropriate, he presumed, to the season,
the composers of this publication had thought it right to have a
series of pictures respecting incidents in the life of our Lord and
Savior.
To say that they were caricatures would be an
inadequate statement. Each incident, round some of which
clustered the most awful mysteries of the Christian faith, formed
the subject of the grossest and most degrading caricature. The
Almighty himself was the subject matter of one of these pictures,
and accompanied with them was letter-press, including a ribald
song or poem so gross and outrageous in its character, that
beyond calling the attention of the jury to it he would not out­
rage public decency by referring to it. Each and all of these
matters were intended to insult and grieve the conscience of
every man who was a Christian—nay, he would say any sincere
worshipper of the great God above us, whatever form of belief he
might hold. This was the object and intention of the paper of
this character. If the subject matters of the indictment were not
libels, he did not know what could be, for no indecency or out­
rage in language or picture could exceed the violence of this
publication. The learned counsel then proceeded to describe the
evidence he intended to produce, observing in conclusion that if
the paper did not speak for itself, as to. the hideous and out­
rageous blasphemy of its contents, he could only say that no such
offence could be known to the law.
Evidence was then called in support of the prosecution.
Robert Sagar, a constable in the City of London Police
Force, stated that on the 16th of last December he went to the
bookseller’s shop at 28 Stonecutter Street, Farringdon Road,
and purchased two copies (produced) of the Christmas Number
of the “Freethinker.” The defendant Kemp was serving in the
shop and received sixpence from him in payment for the two

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copies. On the 20th of January he purchased two more copies
at the shop from the defendant Kemp, and on January 31st he
agafn saw him behind the counter.
Mr. Poland said that the numbers produced were entitled
Christmas Number of the “Freethinker,” and were stated on
the title-page to be “edited by G. W. Foote.” On the back
sheet was an advertisement of Mr. Foote’s publications. . At the
end of the book it was stated to be printed and published by
H. A. Kemp, 28 Stonecutter Street, Farringdon Street, London,
E.C. He put in the certificate of registration of the “ Free­
thinker,” from which it appeared that the name of the proprietor
was given as IV. J. Ramsey, and the signature was that of H. A.
Kemp, and the date of the signature being July 31st, 1882.
In cross-examination by Mr. Avory, Sagar stated that he saw
a number of books and other publications in the shop besides
the “ Freethinker.”
John Lowe, collector of rates for the parish of St. Brides,
stated that on the 7th of November he received a cheque signed
by Mr. W. J. Ramsey, in payment of a rate of £2 Is. 3d., in
respect of 28 Stonecutter Street.
W. G. Mitchell, cashier in the Birkbeck Bank, proved that the
cheque in question had been duly debited to Mr. Ramseys
account.
William John Norrish, of 20 Fowler Street, Camberwell, who
made affirmation instead of taking the oath, said that he lived
for five years at 28 Stonecutter Street, and up to the time when
he left in October last, it was the office of the Freethought Pub­
lishing Company. That Company had, however, removed to
Fleet Street at the end of September. Witness was Mr. Brad­
laugh’s servant while at Stonecutter Street. Mr. Ramsey was
manager of the Freethought Publishing Company, but witness
was not aware that the “ Freethinker ” was at that time pub­
lished at the shop in Stonecutter Street. The name of the pub­
lication was not painted up over the door at the time he left,
although it was there now. The defendant Kemp was not em­
ployed there at the time, but he went there occasionally, and
witness had seen him there since ; Mr. Foote also used to look
in occasionally.
In cross-examination by Mr. Avory, witness said that while
he was employed at Stonecutter Street there was no printing
press nor were there any facilities for printing a newspaper
there, and no printing was done on the premises.
By Mr. Foote : Mr. Foote did not call often, and witness
never saw him transact any business there.
James Barber, assistant registrar of newspapers, stated that
the last registration of the “ Freethinker ” related to a change

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of proprietorship—Mr. Foote becoming proprietor in place of
Mr. Ramsey. This was on the 7th of February last.
William Oakhampstead, detective of the City of London Police
Force, produced a copy of the “ Freethinker,” bought by him of
Mr. Kemp, at 28 Stonecutter Street, on the 16th of February,
in which appeared a notice stating that, although the Christmas
Number had had a very large sale, the conductors were several
pounds out of pocket by it.
Sir H. Giffard pointed out that this notice appeared after the
proprietorship of the paper was transferred to Mr. Foote.
. John Edward Kellan, of 19 East Street, D'Oyley Square,
solicitor’s clerk, produced several copies of the “Freethinker,”
purchased by him at the office in Stonecutter Street, at various
times. He went there principally in May and June last, and he
had seen all the defendants there. All the copies bore the
notice “edited by G. W. Foote,” and “printed and published
by G. W. Ramsay, 28 Stonecutter Street.” There was also
a notice to correspondents directing that all business com­
munications should be directed to Mr. W. J. Ramsey, 28
Stonecutter Street, and literary communications to the editor,
Mr. G. W. Foote, 9 South Crescent, Bedford Square, W.C.
In July last at the Mansion House witness gave evidence, and
the attention of Messrs. Foote and Ramsay, who were then
defendants, was called to these notices. Witness saw Mr. Foote
at the shop on the 16th of February.
By Mr. Foote: Witness had only seen Mr. Foote at the offiee
on one occasion—on the 16th of February.
By Mr. Ramsey: The name of Mr. Ramsey did not appear oil
any of the copies of the “ Freethinker ” witness had bought
since July.
William Loy, City Constable, said he had seen the defendant
Kemp in the office in Stonecutter Street every day in the week
during the present year, the defendant Ramsey most days, and
the defendant Foote occasionally.
Cross-examined by Mr. Foote : How long have you been
watching the place ? I have been on duty there for the last tw®
years. I have not been watching the place more than others.
You were not instructed to watch it? (No reply.) Were
Further evidence was given by Mr. Foote’s landlady and her
servant and by two postmen, to show that he had had letters
addressed to him at his lodgings as editor of the “Freethinker,”
but in cross-examination, all these witnesses admitted that they
had never seen letters addressed to him as editor of the Christ­
mas Number of the “ Freethinker.”
This concluded the case for the prosecution.
Mr. Avory said, with reference to the defendant Kemp, he did
aiot think it right to occupy the time of the court by contesting

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the fact that the defendant had been at the shop selling these
papers. He was bound to accept the definition laid down by his
lordship the merest office-boy would be considered a publisher
in the eyes of the law, and he would therefore reserve any
observation he might have to make.
Mr. Foote : My lord, at this stage of the proceedings, I am
going to ask the prosecution to elect against which of the three
defendants in this case they will go to the jury. There is no
allegation of conspiracy, and no evidence has been presented to
the court to support the charge of a joint act. I submit that
even if the allegations sought to be proved, were proved—that I
am editor of the particular number of the “ Freethinker” against
which these proceedings are taken, that Mr. Ramsey is the pro­
prietor, and Mr. Kemp is printer and publisher,—still whatever
act we have committed would not be a joint offence. There has
been no evidence tendered to the effect that any copy of this
paper was purchased in the presense of all of us. It is not con­
tended that we ever acted together at one and the same time, in
one and the same place. It is not urged that we all three wrote
any one of the libels in the indictment; it is not urged that
we all three printed; and I submit to your lordship that the
offences, if any, are distinct. What I might do as editor of
any particular publication, what the defendant Ramsey might
do as publisher or proprietor, and what the defendant Kemp
might do as printer, or even as shopman, must be considered
as entirely distinct matters having no necessary connexion.
For instance, I might write an article which might be a blas­
phemous One. I might hand it to a printer to print. . In
letting it go out of my hands into the printing-office I might
be proved guilty of the offence of blasphemy, and it could not
in any way concern the printer. If the printer prints it, he
cannot in any way be concerned with any action except one
commenced after the article was put into his possession, and
which ends after his work is completed. The publisher’s act,
again, is a different act, in a different place, and can have no
necessary connexion with the two previous acts, as a thing
might be written, and printed, and not even published. I sub­
mit then, your lordship, there is no allegation of conspiracy.
As these actions are several, and not joint, it is altogether im­
proper to include the three of us in one indictment, and the
prosecution should be called on to elect as to which they will
go to the jury on. In support of this I may mention to your
lordship the case of the Queen against Bolton and Park, in
which the Lord Chief Justice used some language which could
scarcely be exceeded in its strength. The reference is in the
12th Cox Criminal Law Cases, p. 87. The Lord Chief Justice there
dwelt upon the damage which must necessarily be done to more

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than one defendant joined in one indictment, on the ground that
evidence which is given against one of the defendants might serve
to the detriment of another defendant, while it would not be
admissible if the defendants were being tried separately. There
have been cases, too, in which, when several defendants have
been joined in one indictment, the indictment has been subse­
quently quashed on this ground. There is the King against
Lynn and Debney, 1, Carrington and Payne, 128; and there is
also the case of the Queen against Tucker, 4, Burrows 2046.
It was held by the court in these cases that the indictment
was bad, because the action proved against the co-defendants
was not a joint action,
Mr. Justice North: I cannot hear you say now that the indict­
ment ought to be quashed. You should have taken that
objection long since.
Mr. Foote : I am not doing so, my lord.
Mr. Justice North: That is the point you are putting to me
now.
Mr. Foote : No, my lord. I am very sorry if I have misled
your lordship. My point is that on this ground the prosecution
should be called on to elect which of us they should go to the
jury against. Indeed, in the case of the King agains t Lynn and
Debney, the prosecution was so called on.
Of course the
object, my lord, is obvious. If the prosecution decline to elect,
then we shad have a case for appeal in the Court of Crown
Cases-Reserved; if, on the other hand, the prosecution do elect,
it will greatly diminish the work before the court, and it will
not inflict injustice upon co-defendants, who, even if they suc­
ceed eventually in their appeal, will have, in the meantime, to
undergo imprisonment.
Mr. Ramsey also urged that the prosecution should be called
on to elect against which of the defendants they would go to the
jury, on the gro.und that there had been no evidence of a joint
offence.
Mr. Justice North: I see no reason for calling on the prose­
cution.
Mr. Ramsey: I ask your lordship to make a note of this for
the consideration of the Court of Crown cases Reserved.
Mr. Justice North: Go on. As regard the note, I have made
a note.
Mr. Ramsey : Thank you, my lord.
Mr. Justice North: Do not let my last observation mislead
you, Ramsey. I have made a note, but I do not say I have made
a note for the consideration of the court.
Mr. Foote : My lord, in my case I submit there is no evidenceto go to the jury. To begin, my lord, I will go back to the
7th of February, when according to the evidence given in court,,

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a change was made in the proprietorship of the “Freethinker.”
I was then registered as proprietor, but, my lord, I submit that no
registration of my proprietorship on the 7th of February could
at all prove or even indicate that I was editor of a particular
publication bearing whatever title, which according to the indicment it is alleged was published on the 16th of December, nearly
two months before. Then, my lord, what does the evidence
amount to in general against me ? We have the evidence of one or
two police officers who say that they have seen me at 28 Stone­
cutter Street, the place of publication, as it is alleged of this
paper, and these police officers admit that my visits have been
comparitively few, and that they have been distributed over a
considerable space of time. In conjunction with this, we have
the evidence of the witness Nourish, to the effect that I have been
for years in the habit of occasionally calling at 28 Stonecutter
Street, so that whatever there may be in the testimony of the
police officers, it is only, so to speak, a continuation of the
evidence of Mr. Norish, and his evidence is that I have called
at 28 Sonecutter Street occasionally in a friendly way, but that
he has never seen me transact business there. Neither of the
police officers say that they have seen me transact business there.
Now what is the evidence to go to the jury upon as to the specific
publication in which these alleged libels are to be found ? I
submit, my lord, that if I were proved to have been the editor of
every other number bearing the title of the “ Freethinker,” it
would not be proof that I was editor of this specific publication.
It is not like a newspaper which runs from day to day, and from
week to week. This is a special publication. It might or it
might not have been edited by whoever is proved to have
been the editor of the ordinary numbers of the paper, and
I submit that there has not been the slightest shred of evi­
dence that could connect me with the editorship of this
particular Christmas Number, which is before the court.
The letter-carriers cannot say that they have ever delivered
an envelope directed to me as editor of the Christmas “ Free­
thinker,” or as editor of the Christmas Number of the “ Free­
thinker.” They cannot even swear that they have delivered
letters addressed to me as editor of the “ Freethinker ” at any
time whatever between November 16th and December 16th,
during which time it might reasonably be supposed that my
editorial work in connexion with the Christmas Number of the
“ Freethinker ” would have been done. Then, my lord, we come
to the evidence of the witness Curie. She says that she has
seen envelopes addressed to me as editor of the “ Freethinker.”
She also has never seen any envelope addiessed to me as editor
of the Christmas Number of the “Freethinker.” She knows
nothing of the Christmas Number. Then we have the evidence

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■of Mary Finter. She also has never seen any letters which could
be connected with this specific publication; and although it is
true she says she has seen a copy of the Christmas “ Free­
thinker ” in my room, she also cannot say that there was more
than one copy. She admits that she saw in my room papers of
all shapes and colors, and therefore it is nothing extraordinary
—when according to the prosecution that paper has had an enor­
mous sale—that a man who has in his room papers of all shapes
and colors should also have in his room a publication which has
attracted so much public attention as this. There is one remark
of Sir H. Giffard’s which I might refer to. He said there had
been no attempt on the part of the defendant Foote to deny that
he was in any way responsible for this alleged publication of a
blasphemous libel or of any others which had appeared in the
numbers of the “ Freethinker.” But I am not in the witnessbox, I am not before this court tendering evidence, and it is not
for me to help or in any way suggest lines of argument to the
prosecution, or to save them their trouble, which cannot be a very
burdensome matter when they have behind them such very
powerful friends with such very long purses. It is not for me
to make any such statements. I am simply dealing, and I am
bound simply to deal, with the evidence of the prosecution—all
the evidence which great expenditure of money and a large
issue of subpoenas has been able to produce ; and I submit that
there is no evidence to connect me with this Christmas Number
of the’“ Freethinker,” and that even if I had been proved to
have edited every other number, it would not be proof sufficient
that I had edited this particular number. I lay great stress upon
this point, because Sir H. Giffard evidently imagines that an
adverse verdict of the jury, if we should have to appeal to them,
would entail upon all of us, and upon me in particular, very
grave penalties. For this reason I think the court ought to be
perfectly satisfied that there is ample evidence to go to the jury
upon before deciding that my case should be presented to them.
I submit, my lord, that there is no evidence to go the jury upon.
Mr. Justice North : You had better address the jury, Foote ;
I am of opinion that there is.
Mr. Foote : Does your lordship propose any adjournment?
Mr. Justice North : Presently • not just yet.
Mr. Foote : I may take considerable time.
Mr. Justice North: I do not say that there will not be an
adjournment before you finish ; but the usual time is half-past
one. You had better begin. We will break off at about half­
past one, at whatever time will be most convenient to you.
Mr. Foote : My lord and gentlemen of the jury. The case
which is before you is one which the learned counsel for the pro­
secution has described as very grave ; and, although in one

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sense of the word I might seriously differ from him, I do agree
that in another sense of the word the case is grave, because you
are asked to give a verdict against me for an alleged blasphe­
mous libel, and both the law and the punishment involved m it
have come down from barbarous and illiberal times, and that
makes the case all the more grave. I will ask you to divest your
minds, if possible, of all pre judice ; I will ask you to divest your
minds entirely, if it be possible, of all memory of some of the
language which was used by the learned counsel for the prosecu­
tion. I am prosecuted for blasphemous libel, and in the remainder
of my remarks, for brevity’s sake, I shall simply use the word
blasphemy. The learned counsel used this word once or twice
in his opening, but he used the words decency and indecency at
least six times as often. I am not prosecuted here on a charge
of indecency. I am prosecuted on a charge of blasphemy. I
can quite understand that, by substituting the word decency,
other associations might be raised and other ideas excited in the
minds of the jury, and that while a verdict was asked for on one
ground, it might be sought to be snatched on another. I would
ask you, therefore, to throw aside the word decency altogether.
There is no obscenity alleged. The question before us is one
of blasphemy, and I shall have to ask you in the course of my
remarks to dismissfrom your minds also one or two misstatements
of fact that were made by the learned counsel, and one of these
I consider it necessary that you should divest your minds of at
the present moment. Sir Hardinge G-iffard told you that even
in India, where there are so many diverse and conflicting
sects—and, indeed, the learned counsel might have said with
quite as much truth where there were so many diverse and con­
flicting religions, amongst them being the religion, of our own
country-—-that even in India the law had made it a criminal
offence, to use contumelious language against the beliefs of
others.' That is not true. The law relating to the subject in
India is simpler and more liberal than that. It does not deal
with words or with opinions—it deals with overt acts, and even
those acts must be of the nature of obtrusion. The law of India
does not make it criminal for a member of one religious sect to
use the most contumelious language to a member of the same
sect or to any other person on whom he did not voluntarily force
himself, with respect to the tenets of any other sect, JTo, thelaw of India, which of course is the law therefore of a part of
our British Empire, gives the same right to every sect and every
religion—unlike the law to which Sir H. G-iffard appeals this
morning. If you interfere with the religious worship in India
of any other sect, if you commit a breach of the peace, not by
words but by action, if you desecrate any shrine, or if you make
a physical attack upon an idol—in that case the law of India

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finds that you are interfering with the religious liberties of all.
You have a perfect right, according to the law, to say what you
please to people who choose to hear you, and to write what you
please to people who choose to read what you write. You have
no right to go further and compel people to listen to your con­
temptuous language, or to see you desecrate what they
consider to be sacred. Quite recently in India, as the learned
counsel most know, members of a body calling themselves the
Salvation Army—with what right I will not now examine—have,
under the law of India, been arrested, although they are Chris­
tians, and have gone to India for the purpose of converting the
natives to what is, according to the learned counsel, the only true
religion and the religion of this state ; they have been arrested
for walking in procession through the streets, on the ground that
they were flaunting themselves objectionably before members of
other religious persuasions, and that such conduct would natu­
rally lead to a breach of the peace between the contending sects.
The law of India, therefore, is not what the learned counsel
says it is. If that law were applied to this country, as some day
I hope it will be, an action could be brought against a Christian
for outraging the feelings of a Freethinker. I will draw your
attention, gentlemen of the jury, to a letter which appeared in
the Daily News, signed by no less a person than Professor
Hunter, of the,University College, London.
Mr. Justice North: How has that anything to do with the
case ? Mr. Foote : I am not going into the letter. I am only going
to refer to it as containing a full proof of what I am saying to
the jury. I am only dealing with Sir H. Giffard’s statement.
Mr. Justice North: I am not going into that statement at all.
The jury will not have to consider what the law of India is, but
what the law affecting this case is.
Mr. Foote : Then, my lord, I will discontinue my remarks on
this point, expressing my regret that the learned counsel should
have thought it necessary to occupy the time of the court with
it. (Laugher.) The learned counsel for the prosecution told
you that all you had to do was to determine the question of
publication—that all the rest lay with the learned judge. I
submit that that is not so.
Sir H. Giffard : You have quite misunderstood me.
Mr. Justice North: I did not understand you to say that.
Sir H. Giffard \ On the contrary, I left both questions to the
jury—whether it was blasphemy and whether it was published
by the defendants.
Mr. Foote continued: I will ask the gentlemen of the jury to
take a copy of an Act passed in the 32nd year of George ITT.,
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Act to remove doubts respecting the functions of juries in cases
of libel.” The first clause runs thusWhereas doubts have
arisen whether on the trial of an indictment or information for
the making or publishing any libel, where an issue or issues are
joined between the King and the defendant or defendants, on
the plea of not guilty pleaded, it be competent to the jury im­
panelled to try the same to give their verdict upon the whole
matter in issue: Be it therefore declared and enacted by the
King's most excellent Majesty, by and with the advice and con­
sent of the Lords Spiritual and Temporal, and Commons, in this
present Parliament assembled, and by the authority of.the same,
that on every such trial, the jury sworn to try the issue may
give a general verdict of guilty or not guilty upon the whole
matter put in issue upon such indictment or information; and
shall not be required or directed, by the Court or Judge before
whom such indictment or information shall be tried, to find the
defendant or defendants guilty, merely on the proof of the pub­
lication by such defendant or defendants of the paper charged
to be a libel, and of the sense ascribed to the same in such indict­
ment or information.” So, gentlemen, you have practically the
decision of this whole matter in your own hands. I ask, my
lord, that this Act shall be passed to the jury.
Mr. Justice North: I shall tell them what points they will
have to decide.
Mr. Foote : May they not have a copy of the Act, my lord ?
Mr. Justice North: No ; they will take the law from the
directions I give to them ; not from reading Acts of Parliament.
Mr. Foote : Gentlemen of the jury, I hope to obtain your
verdict of not guilty on much broader grounds than those which
have been up to the present indicated. I hope that you will
remember that, bound as you are to give no man a reason for
your verdict, vou are the ultimate court of appeal on all questions
affecting the liberty of the press, the right of free speech, and the
right of freethought, and that if some old laws which are even
now unrepealed, such as laws dealing which excommunicate people,
were made the ground of an indictment, you would without
hesitation exercise the right which resides in you and give a
verdict of Not Guilty, whatever might be the nature of the offence.
I have even from the courts of law some justification for this
appeal to you, because it is not so very long ago since a London
magistrate refused a summons against a citizen under the law of
Maintenance on the ground that the law of Maintenance was obso­
lete. It would be difficult to decide, if such a point were raised,
what lapse of time renders a law obsolete, but I will ask you,
gentlemen of the jury, to remember that it is more than fifty
years since any prosecution for blasphemy took place in the
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prosecution for blashphemy took place in the whole of the
country. That, in the meantime, attacks on religion have been
published, and that some of them have been of a fierce and
remorseless character, are facts of which the prosecution must be
thoroughly aware. Would such a lapse of time make the law
obsolete ? It would be difficult to lay down any hard and fast
line, but I submit, that if a magistrate has a right to refuse to
grant a summons under a certain law, on the ground that such
law is obsolete, a jury would have a right tosayNot Guilty instead
of Guilty, and refuse to send a man to gaol through their verdict,
or to cripple him with a heavy fine, when they are equally aware
that the law set in motion against him has not been enforced for so
many years, and more, they see that men are singled out for prose­
cution, whose distinctive crime is not that they have used ridicule,
even if all the accusations against them were proved—not that they
have used sarcasm and irony, because it is well known that ridicule,
sarcasm, and irony are used in all controversy, whether religious
or otherwise—but simply because their publication is issued
in a cheap form which brings it within the reach of
the people. Prosecutions of this kind are never commenced
against the rich and powerful or against the writers of 12s.
books; they are always directed against men whose poverty
makes them seem friendless, always against men who are
speaking to the masses of the people; simply because the law
under which such prosecutions are begun partakes of the
nature, of a police law, and was intended to keep the masses of
the people in a kind of bondage, a kind of political and social
slavery to those who had the making of it, and who are, there­
fore, interested in seeing it carried out. Now, gentlemen of the
jury, I want you to observe that the law under which we are being
prosecuted—-as the learned judge, Mr. Justice Stephen, onlyrecently
pointed out in a decision in the Court of Queen’s Bench—began
with burning alive. The writ relating to heretics was only
abolished in the reign of Charles II., and under that writ a man
pronounced a heretic might be taken to the stake and burnt to
ashes. That is a significant fact which ought to influence your
minds to-day, as it shows that the origin of all such pro­
ceedings as the present is simply persecution. It shows that the
law itself originated in a persecuting and barbarous age, that it
is a relic of the past, a disgrace to civilisation, and a scandal to
humanity; and a jury of intelligent and honest Englishmen
ought not to allow themselves to be made the instruments of
enforcing such a law. It is a remarkable thing that while the
learned counsel for the prosecution observed that no one would
think of interfering with what he called decent discussion of
controverted points of religion, and while also he said that he
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anything, yet it was necessary that publications which outraged
the feelings of the Christian public should be put down. Well,
gentlemen, as the learned judge I have no doubt will tell you,
the law is perfectly clear as to heresy and blasphemy, and one
of our high judges—no less a person than Mr. Justice Stephens
_ Pas recently in his ‘ ‘ History of the Criminal Law, stated that
the real law in the matter of blasphemy is that the offence lies
in the matter and not in the manner, and that any attack on the
established religion of the country is blasphemous, and under
that law could be punished as such. You have only to remember
that what are called now controverted points of religion—such for
instance as the subjects dealt with by Bishop Golenko in his &lt;6
great work on the Pentateuch—were points that might not be
controverted only a century before, and that while Bishop
Colon Iso can still remain a colonial bishop of the English Church
notwithstanding that he is the author of these volumes, impugning the authority of these five books of the Bible, yet the Bev.
Mr. Wolston was actually sent to prison, and kept there for
years, tor making the proposition now put forward by Bishop
Colenzo. To that it is only a question of the public opinion of
the country, measuring itself against the rigidity of the old law.
As to the statute law there can only be one opinion. There is, I
believe, only one statute against blasphemy in the statute book
—the 9th and 10th William III. We are not indicted under that
statute, but I think it necessary to point out to you the nature
of the statute, so that you may understand the spirit of these
laws. I find that any person who denies any member of the
Trinity to be God, or says there are more gods than one, or
denies that Jesus Christ was God, or denies the inspiration of
the Holy Scriptures, is, on a first conviction, to be deprived of
any post he may occupy in the country; and, on a second ccm"
viction, to be sent to gaol for three years, and to be deprived of
his civil rights for the remainder of his natural life, so that he
would be incapable of sueing any person who owed him any­
thing, and of defending himself against any person who sued him
in an unjust suit.
.
At this point the court adjourned for lunch, Mr. Justice Aorth
intimating to Mr. Foote that it was of no use for him to address
t the jury on points that were not law. The jury would take what
| was the existing law from him.
On the resumption of the proceedings,
Mr. Foote continued his speech as follows:—Gentlemen of
the jury,—while I shall be exceedingly sorry to trespass out­
side my proper province and on the province of the learned
judge, an while I propose not to follow the observations I was
addressing to you immediately before the adjournment, I wish
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am prosecuted is an indictment at common law. Common law
is a question of precedent. It is unwritten law except for pre­
cedent. The judges and juries have made it. It has contracted and
expanded with the public opinion of the times, and I submit that
as this indictment is under common law, with the Act of Geo. TIT ,
which I quoted before, you have a right to frame your decision
upon the entire question, and the arguments I shall now address
to you will be based on the assumption. Of course in what I
shall say I am to a very large extent in his lordship’s hands. I
should be exceedingly sorry to say anything that may be miscon­
strued into disrespect of the court, and I trust that anything I
may say will be considered as merely the effort of a man untrained
in law and untrained in the ■ procedure of courts, to defend
himself for the first time in his life against a charge like this.
Any unintelligible breach of etiquette I may commit will be,
therefore, I am sure, overlooked. Now, we are told by the
learned counsel in his opening address that Christianity is part
and parcel of the law of the land. That may be true ; probably
the learned judge will direct you that it is true. But, after all,
gentlemen, the question of blasphemy is not such a question as
that of theft or murder. It must be largely if not entirely a
question of opinion, because even the learned counsel, in his
opening remarks, observed that some latitude of dissent from
Christianity, which was the law of the land, would be permitted,
though there was a certain latitude which would not be permitted.
Clearly,. therefore, the learned counsel is proceeding on the
assumption that after all the guilt would lie in the manner and not
the matter of the blasphemous libel. Now, gentlemen, I shall
ask your attention to something which I consider ought to in­
fluence your judgment in this matter. I would ask you to bear
in your minds the words which conclude the first count of the
indictment. I am charged with having published blasphemous
libels “to the great scandal and reproach of the Christian religion
to the high displeasure of Almighty God, and against the peace
of our Lady the Queen, her Crown, and dignity.” It may be
that this is merely the phraseology of indictments, but I have
nothing whatever to do with that; I take the language of the
indictment as it stands, and I would submit to you, gentlemen,
that if one part of blasphemy consists in giving great displeasure
or high displeasure to Almighty God, you cannot possibly have
any evidence in support of this charge. Surely, gentlemen, the
question of whether any words or pictures, which are only
speeches addressed to the eye, are displeasing to Almighty God,
is a question which you must be content to leave to the Deity to
decide ; and if you believe in a Deity, and in future rewards find
punishments, you will, I am sure, be content not to take up a
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interests of the infinite ; but to leave to the high tribunal in
which you believe the judgment of all offences against itself.
The learned counsel emphasised the words “ to the evil example
of all those in like cases offending.” Well, gentlemen, you cannot
be ignorant of the fact, as men of the world, moving about from
day&amp;to day, and week to week, and reading papers of all descrip­
tions that a prosecution like this even if successful m an adverse
verdict, could not at all prevent the propagation of here­
tical opinions, even if those opinions were expressed or rather
maintained with a degree of levity which you yourselves would
disapprove I do not think that the terrorism of an adverse
verdict could at all influence the very large number of heretics
that exist in this country; but, on the contrary, 1 shall ask you
to believe that it would be construed as persecution, and that
persecution has, according to the showing of history unless, it
has exterminated, always, by arousing the fervor of men, in­
creased the strength of their cause. In this case, instead of an
adverse verdict being deterrent, it would only excite interest m
the ideas that are stigmatised by it, and would only lead to a
far greater curiosity about them; and as the learned counsel
knows curiosity in such a case as this is very unfortunate be­
cause it frequently leads to results the very opposite to those
which the plaintiffs desire. I am charged with the publica­
tion of a blasphemous libel “ to the great scandal and reproach o
the Christian religion.” I would ask you to consider the real
facts of this alleged blasphemous libel, and its publication. ±t
is not alleged that men have been sent out into the streets to
force the publication into people’s hands. It is not even alleged
that people had it pressed on their notice, or that any extraordi­
nary prominence has been given to it other than that which the
curiosity of the reader, who may have been informed of its
existence, might imply. With this fact on your mind, what
weight can you attach to the declaration of the learned counsel for
the prosecution that the obvious intention was to outrage the
feelings of the Christian public. The Christian public is a very
wide one, and an outrage on the Christian public m the street
might perhaps have a wider effect and publicity than any
outrage through the press. Nothing of this kind is alleged. It
is a press offence. There is no declaration whatever within the
borders of the incriminated number of the “Freethinker that
its object is to outrage any person’s feelings. Does not the
learned counsel know—gentlemen you must—-that a paper which
may be considered blasphemous by authority may be written,
and published, and sold, and printed, by those who be­
lieve in what is stated in the publication, for people who
equally believe in it. On the very face of the thing, we must
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foihthem’ostanaiitiSthireCt17 intended
P^P1* who entertain
tor the most part the views propounded in it. If you were to
start a paper m the hope that those who hold opinions
directly opposite to those expressed in it, would support it you
would very soon be undeceived. That is a matte?which will
not create much controversy. I submit, therefore, that it is
not a question of what any Christian, whether sensitive or in
sensitive, might dislike m a Freethought paper which may be
written printed, published, sold for people who believed the
men who are responsible for the publication, and who also be
lieve m the policy which guides them in disseminating their
views. I would, therefore, ask you not to attach any particular
importance to the learned counsel’s observations on^his pjint
I submit that there has been no proof of the alleo-nd in
tendon ; on the contrary, ah the evidLce is ¿SX

The last charge of the first count in the indictment is that
the libel is against the peace of our Lady the Queen her Crown I
»nd dr^ty. There, again, I daresay I shah be¡¿formed tZ
that is the legal way of stating that a blasphemous libel has bZ
committed; but gentlemen, these are in the nature of reasons
These are in the nature, if I may use such language of
lustrations of the concrete effects of disseminating such ™ Mica
tions, and if these concrete results do not follow“ that ough" to
¡''"i."''“ y0U ““
verdict you give. I utterly deny thatothere
has been any evidence whatever tendered to show or that
pZZZ oWHhee XS X&amp;TX'u"
ZaSZ’ °i crd lead&gt; t0
ob&amp;e‘"on &amp;
trary there has been caused a feeling of excitement of a
pleasant character, and what may prove to be 5
mental character by the commenXS
would not have taken place if the incriminated paper had been left
alone to find its own public that approved it, and to be despised
if you will, by the public that disapproved it. ‘ ‘ BrS of
the peace, gentlemen! I think youwill find that
i
Freethinkers and heretics a“e not prone to bt/ol?
the neaee Ynn vwin t +n- i V
pi one to breaches of
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leads to breaches of the peace. I submit that the proper way of
Healing with matters of this kind—the mode which public
opinion is slowly beginning to appreciate—is to deal with breaches
of the peace as they occur, and that it should not be argued
that the expression of certain opinions m a particular form
will necessarily lead to breaches of the peace, unless it
can be shown that such breaches of the peace have occured
in the past, and that there are indications that they will
in all probability occur in the future. With regard to
these concrete results that are predicted from the blasphemous
libels set forth in the indictment, I shall ask you to give a
verdict of Not Guilty, and to withhold the verdict of Guilty.
Now gentlemen, I leave the indictment for a moment, and I
come to other considerations. Whether Christianity is really
nsrt and parcel of the law of the land is a question which I
Eve Si the hands of the learned judge He will direct you,
gentlemen, on that subject. But I do affirm that dissent from
Christianity is so widespread m our country that fair-play, justice
and humanity, alike demand that a jury should not give a verdict
of guilty in the case of a prosecution for blasphemy, unless they
are fully persuaded that those who are accused really wished
really intended, and really designed, not only that the feelings of
others should be outraged, but that some commotion might be
raised some violent commotion which might be called a breach
of the peace and from which it might be inferred that they
designed the promotion of their own views through the disruption
of society and the violation of public order. Now, gentlemen,
I told you before that one of the reasons in my opinion why the
present prosecution was commenced, was that the alleged blasphemous&gt;libels were published m a cheap paper, and I asked you
to bear in mind, that there was plenty of heresy in expensive
books published at 10s., 12s., and even as much as £1 and
more.’ I think I have a right to ask that you should have some
proof of this statement. I think I can show you that similar views
are expressed by the leading writers of to-day—not perhaps in
precisely the same language—for it is not to be expected that the
paper which is addressed to the many will be conducted on just
the same level, either intellectually or aesthetically speaking, as a
pubbeation in the form of an expensive book which is only
intended for men of education, intelligence, leisure, and learning
—but such views are put before the public by the most prominent
writers of the day. You will, of course, expect to find differences
in the mode of expression—and as a matter of course differences
of taste • but I submit that differences of taste affect the question
vervhttie, unless, as I have said, they actually lead to breaches
of the peace. But in a case like this there ought to be no dis­
tinction1^on grounds of taste. Surely the man who says a thing m

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one way is not to be punished, while the man who says the same
thing m another way is to go scot free. You cannot make a
distinction between men on grounds of taste. I can imagine that
lfthere were a parliament of aesthetic gentlemen, and Mr. Oscar
**, j yer.e ma^e Prime Minister, some such arrangement as that
W01U1iLfind3 wei.gbt before the jury; but in the present state of
enlightened opinion, I do not think that any such arrangement
would be accepted by you. Now, gentlemen, I shall call your
attention first of all to a book which is published by no less a
firm than the old and well established house of Longmans The
author of the book----Mr. Justice North : What is the name of the book.
MMr; Foote : The book is the “Autobiography of John Stuart

Mr. Justice North : What are you going to refer to it for ?
lord 'b00te: 1 am going t0 refer t0 one PaSe of it, my
Mr. Justice North: What for?
Mr- Foote : To show that identical views to those expressed in
volumes^ paper before tbe court are expressed in expensive
Mr. Justice North : I shall not hear anything of that sort. I
am not trying the question, nor are the jury, whether the views
expressed by other persons are sound or right. The question is
a blasPhemous libel. I shall direct
them that it will be for them to say whether the facts are proved
m this case.
1
1 e111! * al1 your attention, my lord, to the remarks
i*
of Lord Justice Cockburn m the case.
;,¥r’ ¿jUSfclCe N°rth : I will hear anything relevant to the sub­
ject. My reason for asking-you was to find out whether vou
were going to quote a law book.
Mr. Foote : I will quote a verbatim report.
Mr. Justice North : I can hear that.
Annie Bes°ant
Charles Bradlaugh and
Mr. Justice North : By whom is your report published.
m
a verbatim report published by the Freethought Publishing Company—the shorthand notes of the full
theCcoeurkgS’
h the cross-examination and the judgment of

hem*1it?UStiCe N°rt11: Tbere is no evidence of that.
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did11"’ F°°te: 1 dld nOt Personally Pear it; but my co-defendants

Mr. Justice North: I will hear you state anything you suogest as being said by Lord Chief Justice Cockburn.
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Mr. Foote : Mrs. Besant was about to read a passage from
“Tristram Shandy”----Mr. Justice North : You have not proved the publication.
Mr. Foote: Quite so, my lord; but although this is not
formal evidence and only the report of a case, I thought your
lordship would not object to hear it. [Mr. Foote here handed
in a copy of the report to the judge, and pointed out that the
Lord Chief Justice had said he could not prevent Mrs. Besant
from committing a passage to memory or from reading books if
reciting from memory.]
Mr. Justice North: 1 will allow you to go on, either quoting'
from memory or reading from the book; but I cannot go into
the question of whether this is right or not.
Mr. Foote: I am not proposing that. I am only going to
show that opinions like those expressed here extensively prevail.
Mr Justice North: That is not the question at all. If they
extensively prevail, so much the worse. What somebody else
has said, whoever that person may be, cannot affect the question
in this case.
„ ,
Mr. Foote : But, my lord, might it not affect the question of
whether a jury might not themselves by an adverse verdict be
far more contributing to a breach of the peace than the publica­
tion in which they are asked to adjudicate.
Mr. Justice North: I think not, and it shall not do so it 1
can help it. It is a mere waste of time to attempt to justify
anything that has been said in the alleged libel by showing that
someone else has said the same thing.
Mr. Foote : In all trials the same process has been allowed.
Mr. Justice North : It will not be allowed on this occasion.
Mr Foote : If your lordship will pardon me for calling atten­
tion to the famous case of the King against Wiliam Hone, I would
point out that there Hone read extracts to the jury.
P Mr. Justice North: Very possibly it might have been very
relevant in that case.
.
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.,
Mr Foote • But, my lord, it was precisely a similar case; it
was a case of a blasphemous libel. Lord Ellenborougb sat on
the Bench.
Mr. Justice North : Possibly.
Mr. Foote: And Lord Ellenborough allowed Mr. Hone to
read what he considered justificatory of his own publication, lhe
same thing occurs in the case of the Queen agamst Bradlaugh
^Mr Justice North: We have nothing to do to-day with the
question whether any author has taken the views which are
taken in these libels, whoever the author was.
Mr. Foote : Does your lordship mean that I am to go on read­
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Mr. Justice North : Go on with your address to the jury sir •
that’s what I wish you do. But you cannot do what you’were
about to do—refer to the book you mentioned for any such pur­
poses as that you indicate.
r
Mr. Foote : I hope your lordship does not misunderstand me.
1 am simply defending myself against the very grave charge
under an old law.
s
Mr Justice North: Go on, go on, Foote. I know that. Go
on with your address.
Mr. Foote : Your lordship, these questions are part of my
address. Gentlemen (turning to the jury), no less a person than
a brother of one of our most distinguished judges has said___
Mr. Justice North: Now, again, I cannot have you quoting
books not m evidence, for the sake of putting before the jury
m 3?aiiterT th?L,Sta&lt;te- The Passage you referred to is one in
done the L°rd CiUef dustlce pointed out that that could not be
Mr. Foote: But the action, my lord, of the Herd Chief Jus­
tice did not put a stop to the reading. ’ He said he would allow
Mrs. Besant to-XTquote any X---------- dUlHUSS. of her address.
passage as part
TIT
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xn
Mr. Justice North: Go on.
Mr Foote : No less a person than the brother of one of our
most learned----do^hatJUStiCe N°rth : N°W did 1 UOt teH y°U that y0U could not

this^case*?0^6 ' WU1 y°Ur lordship give a most distinct ruling in
Mr. Justice North: I am ruling that you cannot do what you
Are trying to do now.
J
I100?.6 : dam sorry&gt; my lord, I cannot understand.
Mr Justice North: I am sorry for it. I have tried to make
myself clear.
Mr. Foote : Does your lordship mean that I am not to read
from any letter to show lustification of the libel 9

be^hown°te : My 1OTd’ “ aU °rdinary libel case Justification can

Mr. Justice North : Go on.
Mr. Foote : 1 do not wish to occupy the time of the court un-

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necessarily, but really I think your lordship ought to remember
the grave position in which I stand, and ought not to stand m
the way of anything which I consider to be of vital importance
to my defence.
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Mr. Justice North: 1 have pointed out to you what I consider
to be questions the jury have got to decide. I hope you will no
go outside the lines I have pointed out to you, but, with these
remarks, I am very reluctant to interfere with any prisoner sayin* anything which he considers necessary, and I will not stop
you. I hope you will not abuse the concession I consider I am
making to you.
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Mr. Foote : I should be very sorry, my lord.. I am only
■ stating what I consider necessary. To the question of Are
we Christians ?” which was propounded by the late German
writer, Strauss, the gentleman to whom I refer, answers
“ No ! I should reply ; we are not Christians ; a tew try to pass
themselves off as Christians, because, whilst substantially men
of this age, they can cheat themselves into using the old
charms in the desperate attempt to conjure down alarming
social symptoms ; a great number call themselves Christians,
because, in one way or another, the use of the old phrases and
the old forms is still enforced by the great sanction of respec­
tability ; and some for the higher reason, that they fear to part
with the grain along with the chaff; but such men have
ceased substantially, though only a few have ceased avow­
edly, to be Christian in any intelligible sense of the name
Gentlemen, you will all have heard, I am sure, of the great
name of John Stuart Mill, who was not only a great writer,
whichis his highest claim to distinction, but was also a member
of Parliament, elected, despite the most unscrupulous use ot
the fact that he was a heretic, by the constituency of West
minster. John Stuart Mill says he was brought up without
religion, and states that his father, who brought him up
“ looked upon it as the greatest enemy of morality: first, by
setting up fictitious excellencies,—belief in creeds, devotiona^
feelings, and ceremonies, not connected with the good ot
human-kind,—and causing these to be accepted as substitutes
for genuine virtues : but above all, by radically vitiating the
standard of morals ; making it consist m doing the will of a
being, on whom it lavishes indeed all the phrases of adulation,
but whom in sober truth it depicts as eminently hateful. J.
have a hundred times heard him say, that all ages and nations
have represented their gods as wicked, in a constantly in­
creasing progression, that mankind have gone on adding trai
after trait till they reached the most perfect conception of
wickedness which the human mind can devise, and have called
this God, and prostrated themselves before it. This neplus ultra

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of wickedness he considered to be embodied in what is com­
monly presented to mankind as the creed of Christianity.”
That is very emphatic language, and if a great writer, with
not only an English or even a European, but a universal re­
putation can disseminate, such language as that through the
agency of respectable publishers and in expensive books
surely those who occupy the same ground, teach the same
ideas m their own way to those who are willing to listen to
them without forcing them on anyone’s attention, should
enjoy immunity from such penalties as are inflicted in a
case like this, and should enjoy exactly the same rights as
those who differ from them—I suppose, gentlemen, I shall
not trespass too much on your patience if I ask you to go
back for a moment to the fact that I mentioned before the
adjournment, namely, that it is a quarter of a century since
there was any prosecution for blasphemy in England,
lhe case was that of a poor Cornish well-sinker, who was
sent to gaol for having chalked some silly words on a gate
which words the witnesses could not agree about. This man
was liberated after a very short incarceration, because public
opinion was aroused against the sentence, and the authorities
round it necessary to remit the larger portion of it. A great
ea 0 controversy was excited at the time, and among other
gentlemen who took part in it was no less a person than the
great historian, Mr Henry Thomas Buckle, and he stated
It should be clearly understood that every man has an abso­
lute and irrefragable right to treat any doctrine as he thinks
proper; either to argue against it, or to ridicule it. If his
arguments are wrong, he can be refuted; if his ridicule is
t ohsh, he can be out-ridiculed. To this there can be no ex­
ception. It matters not what the tenet may be, nor how dear
it is to our feelings. Like all other opinions, it must take its
chance; it must be roughly used ; it must stand every test: it
must be thoroughly discussed and sifted. And we mav
truth 7t that lf
really be a great and valuable
truth, such opposition will endear it to us the more, and
that we shall cling to it the closer in proportion as it is
argued against, aspersed, and attempted to be overthrown ”
beTt W X’ 1*aSkZ°U toJemem?er this language-to rememher that this great man has said m language which I would
I a riht6 5U°,ted ,lf 1 C0uld only emulate it, that we all have
a right to treat any mere doctrine as we may think fit
Gentlemen ideas are the possession of no man. The reputa­
tions of individuals in bygone generations are not the vested
right of men of to-day. If we really believe that no man
who ever existed in the world was possessed of divine attri­
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caricature what one has done as well as another. If you
should imagine, or believe, or feel thoroughly convinced, that
exception must be made in the case of one reputed man, and
that he had the attributes of divinity, yet, remembering that
you cannot be the judges of others, and that your sentiments
cannot be the criterion of other people’s conduct, I think you
will be disposed to accede the demands of justice, and will
not give the verdict of guilty asked for by the prosecution,
but will return a verdict of not guilty for the defendants.
Another great writer of to-day, Professor Huxley, has. used
language about the dogmas of Christianity, such as, if the
law as explained by the learned counsel for the prosecution
were in force, would lead to his standing in this dock on a
criminal charge ; and if the law were carried out vigorously,
would lead to his incarceration in gaol. Surely, if that be
true, as every reader of the literature of to-day must know,
you have to ask yourselves whether, after all, there is not a
seoret motive behind this prosecution which has induced the
movers in it to select these particular men and to charge them
with blasphemous libel, while others, guilty at law of pre­
cisely the same offence, are allowed to go scot free, and are
sometimes even patronised ano praised. You ought to deter­
mine that by your verdict you will show that the liberties of
those who seem friendless and poor shall not be rashly im­
perilled in the interests of classes, but that every man,
whether poor or rich, and whether he addresses his fellow
men through the medium of a penny paper or a twelve
shilling book has precisely the same rights. I will ask you
to treat the law under which we are being tried as the magis­
trate treated the law of maintenance—as obsolete in this
country. It is very often said, and has been said to-day by
the learned counsel for the prosecution, that ridicule is not
allowable, and that learned men who controvert disputed
points of religion or topics of religion refrain from ridi­
cule. I might give you the example of Mr. Matthew Arnold,
son of Dr. Arnold, the celebrated head-master of Rugby
School. Lord Derby, the other day at Liverpool, declared that
Mr. Matthew Arnold possessed the title of original thinker if
any one could make that claim. Yet we find him speaking in
a book on “ God and the Bible,” in language which might have f
been used in the “ Freethinker” or any other heretical publi­
cation. One of his phrases runs thus
” Given the problem
of getting the infant Christ born without the assist­
ance of a Father.” Certainly nothing stronger than
that could have been quoted by the learned counsel, who
had refrained from making any quotation, as if he not only
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world from understanding what the offence charged really
amounted to, and to induce them to think that the libels were
indecent as well as blasphemous. Mr. Matthew Arnold spoke
of the Trinity as “ Three Lord Shaftesburys.” If a poor man
had done this he would have been put on his trial; but Mr.
Matthew Arnold is screened because of his position. I might
give you more from Mr. Matthew Arnold; but I refrain. I
have quoted from Professor Huxley, but there is one passage
in which he distinctly repudiates belief in the fuller part of
the Old Testament, which is alleged to be blasphemously
libelled in one of the drawings of the “ Freethinker.” Pro­
fessor Huxley says that people who call themselves Christians,
believe that “Adam was made out of earth somewhere in
Asia, about six thousand years ago ; that Eve was modelled
from one of his ribs; and that the progeny of these two
having been reduced to the eight persons who landed on the
summit of Mount Ararat after an universal deluge, all the
nations of the earth have proceeded from these last, have
migrated to their present localities, and have become con­
verted into Negroes, Australians, Mongolians, etc., within
that time. Five-sixths of the public are taught this Adamitic Monogenism as if it were an established truth, and believe
it. I do not; and I am not acquainted with any man oj
science, or duly instructed person, who does; ” and Professor
Huxley in the same address, has an eloquent fling at
those- who, as he says, would make the myths of the
Hebrews obligatory on the Englishmen of to-day, and who
would. degrade the people of this country to the level of
primitive Judaism. Now, gentlemen, I pass by Professor
Huxley and Mr. Matthew Arnold, and come to Viscount
Amberley.
Mr. J"ustice North: Do you really think you are doing your­
self any good by this mode of address to the jury, who have
only to decide the questions which I have pointed out to you
just now p
Mr.. Foote: I do, my lord. Lord Amberley distinctly
repudiates all Christian belief, and says, for instance, with
respect to the subject of the libel which is referred to in the
indictment as to pages 8 and 9 of the “ Freethinker.” [Here
Mr. Foote quoted a passage which shall be given in full in
the last Part.]
Now, gentlemen, is not this language as extreme as any­
thing that has been stated or pointed out to you as forming
part of the blasphemous libel before you ? Just one other
quotation.. One of the illustrations which is mentioned as
occuring in this blasphemous libel on page 7 of the Christmas
Number of the “ Freethinker,” is called “ A back view.”

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That, on the face of it, does not represent a Deity. It
represents a Hebrew myth—a Hebrew legend, if yon prefer
the phrase—which, if one does not believe in its truth as
history, and as matter of fact, is as much a subject of
caricature, of ridicule, and of sarcasm, as the myths of the
Greeks and Romans, or of any other people. Surely,
gentlemen, you are not going to make it an offence to
caricature the myths of Greece and Rome, which were coeval
with the days of the Hebrews, who were much more barbarous
than the Greeks and Romans, because they were much less
informed as to natural laws, and were the most credulous and
ignorant people who ever attracted the notice of the world.
Another writer has said in an expensive book, “ Truly if the
author of Exodus,”—and the quotation under this drawing was
taken from the book of Exodus—“ had been possessed of the
genius of Swift, and designed a malignant satire on the God
of the Hebrews, he could have produced nothing more ter­
ribly true to his malicious purpose than the grotesque parody
of divine intervention in human affairs, depicted in the re­
volting details of the Ten Plagues ruthlessly inflicted on the
Egyptian nation.” (“ The Evolution of Christianity,” p. 25 ;
William and Norgate ; 1883.)
There are many other paragraphs following, which deal with
other aspects of the character of the same Deity, all breathing
the same sentiment. Gentlemen, so far I have proved my
point, that in expensive books the same kind of heresy, and
the same kind of language are employed, as are to be found in
the publication which is now before you. I ask you, gentlemen,
to believe that there must be some other reason prompting the
prosecutors than those which are ostensibly on the face of
their declarations, and that they are really seeking to
gratify some ulterior design—probably seeking only the same
objects as were sought in the previous prosecution for blas­
phemy, which is still pending—namely, an attack on a political
opponent under an obsolete religious law, which was allowed
to slumber until his enemies found it a useful weapon to
employ against him for political ends. Now, gentlemen, I
have given you one or two illustrations of permitted blasphemy
in expensive books, and I will go on to trouble you for a
minute or two with a few instances of permitted blasphemy in
cheap publications which, however, are ignored because they
call themselves Christian, and because those who conduct
them are patronised by ecclesiastical dignitaries. One passage
in a paper I hold in my hand, a Christian paper, says:—
[Here follows a passage from the War Cry, impounded, but
which we hope to give in our last Part.]
Mr. Justice North: Now, Foote, I am going to put a stop to

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this. I will not allow any more of these illustrations of what
you call permitted blasphemy in cheap publications. I decline
to have any more of them put before me.
Mr. Foote: My lord, I will use them for another purpose,
if you will allow me.
Mr. Justice North: You will not use them here at all, sir.
Mr. Foote : May they not be used, my lord, to show that an
equally free use of religious symbols, and religious language,
prevails widely in all classes of literature and society ?
Mr. Justice North : No, they may not. I decline to hear
them read. They are not in evidence, and I refuse to allow
you to quote from such documents as part of your speech.
Mr. Foote : Well, gentlemen, I will now ask your attention
very briefly to another branch of the subj ect—one that 1 have
mentioned before, and one that I wish to dwell upon at greater
length now. The learned counsel for the prosecution told
you—and this I hold is fatal to his case, if it is to be a question
of logic—that discussion on controversial points of religion,
even when they are conducted warmly by learned men, would
not be made the subject of prosecution at law—that nothing
would result from them ; by which I suppose he meant that a
jury would not give a verdict against the prosecuted persons :
thus showing that, in his opinion a jury has a very large dis­
cretion in the matter. I submit that this very statement
carries with it a complete refutation of his argument. When
these obsolete laws were being enforced against Richard
Carlile and others, the prosecuted periodicals had a larger
sale, and the society which was promoting them had a larger
accession of strength, and was able to hold its own much
better than before. John Stuart Mill pointed out at that time
in the Westminster Review that, it is absurd to say a subject is
open to discussion, and at the same time to bar one method of
discussion. . Ridicule, gentlemen—what is it ? A logician
would call it the reductio ad absurdum—that is to say, it reduces
a. thing to absurdity. Some of you must know that ridicule
is a most potent form of argument as used by so great a
logician as Euclid. Why then, with respect to controverted
points of religion, should a man be deemed a criminal because
he has applied ridicule to those points, either pictorially, or
in the language of every-day life ? Suppose you look around
and take letters, or politics, or social matters, do you not find,
that ridicule plays an important and growing part in every
one of them?^ Do you not find that the comic journals are
constantly rising, that the rate of the old-established ones is
constantly increasing, and that their influence is constantly
extending ? You do. And why is it you permit ridicule in
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question is open to the fullest discussion, and you have no
reservations. Ridicule is not a form of argument which is
necessarily used to outrage the feelings of those from whom
we differ, lent to point out absurd conclusion, and to show
more clearly the ridiculous side of a thing. If the illustration
takes the form of pictures instead of letterpress what
essential difference can it make ? It is simply appealing to
the eye instead of the ear, and can make no essential difference.
If you agree with the learned counsel, that discussion on
points of theology is allowable, and the widest difference on
such points is allowable, you cannot logically bring in a person
guilty of blasphemy—simply he differs in a usual way. When
you allow that religion may be discussed without any reser­
vation you cannot exclude ridicule, which is only a form of
argument, and has been found one of the most potent forms
not only by philosophers and logicians, but by the greatest
Christians, from Tertullian and other early Fathers, down to
Martin Luther, who was the most practised hand at that, to
our own time, when, if you look at the religious papers, either
High Church or Low Church, you will find that they employ
it most freely one against the other, considering it a fair and
legitimate weapon of controversy. I will ask you to consider
this question of outraging people’s feelings. Whose feelings,
I would ask, have been outraged by the publication of this
alleged blasphemous libel p I am not arguing whether I have
been proved to have been connected with it. That is a
question which I have raised before ; but I ask what evi­
dence is there that this publication, notwithstanding all the
denunciations of the learned counsel for the prosecution, has
outraged the feelings of those who differ from the doctrines
propounded in it? The learned counsel may say liis feelings
have been outraged; but, gentlemen, I do not think you will
attach much importance to that. You can get any amount of
denunciation from a prosecuting counsel, and his denunciations
-can generally be measured by the number of guineas marked
upon his brief. But I will put it to the prosecuting couusel—
what feelings have been outraged ? They ought to have pro­
duced evidence that the feelings of certain people had been
outraged. The question of outraging people’s feeling is open
to unlimited controversy. If a shot is being fired in a par­
ticular direction, you can say what its tendency is. If certain
physical forces are working together, you can say what the
resultant tendency will be, but when you ^y that a thing
tends to outrage the feelings of others, what criterion do you
set up ? No criterion is possible. The only way in which
such a question could be settled, is by producing witnesses.
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is not my fault. Witnesses ought to be produced, who will
either solemnly affirm, or swear, that their feelings have been
outraged by this publication—that it has in any way injured
their digestion and disturbed their sleep. Really, gentlemen,
when people talk of outraged feelings, they ought to consider
that this is a two-edged argument. I do not know that any
persons in this country are called on every time they put pen
to paper, or use their tongues for those who in the main
believe as they do, and agree with their policy—I do not know
that any persons other than Freethinkers, are called upon
every time they speak or write to consider the feelings of
those who differ from them. You know, gentlemen, as well
as I do, that if any person were prosecuted, because, either by
pen or tongue, he had outraged the feelings of Freethinkers—
and, gentlemen, through all grades of society, there are very
many of them—the very idea would be scouted. This talk
about outraging other people’s feelings, is only one way of
cloaking the hideousness of an old persecuting law, only a
mark put before the repulsive features of that persecution,
which has in the past deluged the earth with blood, which is
still capable of depriving a mother of her children, and of
depriving a citizen of his civil and political rights, but which
is happily losing its power day by day, and is destined to lose
its power altogether before long.
Now, gentlemen, I will ask you to consider in a separate
way the question of a breach of the peace. What is the mean­
ing of. breach of the peace. It is exactly like the talk about
outraged feelings ; it is only another cloak, another mask.
There has not been the slightest evidence produced that any­
thing I have done has led to a breach of the peace or is in any
way likely to do so. There has been no gathering in the
streets, outside shops ; no expulsion from lecture halls—in
fact, there has been absolutely nothing, except the fact that
people who have bought the paper for the purposes of prose­
cution dislike it, or say they do, in order to wring a verdict of
guilty from you. A breach of the peace, gentlemen, if it were
actually committed, would be rightly regarded as a grave
offence. It is the active interference with the liberty of
another, the violation of his individual right. If we had
been proved guilty of a breach of the peace what justification
could I offer or make ? None. I have been proved guilty of
nothing of the sort. The language of the indictment is mis­
leading. I shall not ask you to go over the ground I tra­
versed as to the law of India, but I will ask you to bear it in
mind. India is part of our British Empire. If we hold an
empire I suppose we feel obliged to rule it on principles of
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can only be upheld by law, and protected by law, in so far as
it is considered necessary for the public peace and safety, or
as it is considered necessary for our eternal salvation, and
that whoever impugns it does so to the danger of others.
But if these reasons are good here, they must be good every­
where the British flag flies ; they must be as good and true
for India as for England. But why not attempt to force them
there ? Because the vast majority of the people there are not
Christians. Here the majority of the people are Christians—
by profession, at least—and we have an established religion in
the form of a State Church. It is therefore only a question
of numbers. In India Christians cannot get any special pro­
tection—although they are under the same ruler—simply
because they are in a minority ; but here the right is claimed
of crushing out opposition to Christianity because it is in the
majority. But surely such an argument should not prevail;
.and if you think that each man has an equal right with every
other man, and that if he is not trenching on the right of any
other man. he ought not to be punished, you will withhold
a verdict of guilty from the prosecution, and award a verdict
of not guilty to me. Let me say what it is that any Free­
thinker could demand. Does he ask for privileges, does he
■demand exceptional advantages for himself ? I for one
should be the very last to make any such claim, but unless
you have evidence before you that this publication has been
forced on the attention of others, unless you have evidence
that it has been surreptitiously placed in their way and that
they have unheedingly fallen into the trap, and have read it
without knowing what they were doing ; unless you have evi­
dence that there has been some conspiracy to place this in the
hands of children of Christian parents unknown to those
parents—unless something of this kind can be proved, you
ought to remember that all we ask, and that all I personally
ask, is that you should yield to every other man the right
which you would certainly claim for yourselves. You ought
by a verdict of not guilty to allow it to go forth that you as
twelve Englishmen, free men in a free country, recognise the
grand principle of religious as well as civil liberty, and believe
that every man has a right to say what he pleases to the people
who choose to hear it and write what he pleases to people who
choose to read it. Ho Freethinker could demand more than
that. The whole history of the world, and especially the
history of this country, ought to show you that those who
claim what I have stated, while they demand more, will
never rest satisfied with less.
And now, gentlemen, just one thing more. If blasphemy is
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the deity blasphemed. In various parts of the world the defi­
nitions of blasphemy differ. The Christian in this country says
that to deny the divinity of Christ is blasphemy ; the J ew, that
to affirm his divinity is blasphemy—yet even Jews and Chris­
tians, who differ so widely as to the specific character of blas­
phemy, are to be seen not only in the same executive branches
of our national life, but even sitting together in the very
legislative body that makes the laws of which we are told
Christianity is part and parcel. You haxe Jews, Christians
and heretics sitting together in the same House and helping
to make our Christian laws 1 I have a great authority to sup­
port me in saying that blasphemy can only be committed
against a specific deity in whom we believe.
Mr. Justice North : I am not going to hear any argument
to the effect that blasphemy is not against the law of the land.
I say it is against the law of the land. The question for the
jury will be whether this is blasphemy. I decline to hear
argument that blasphemy is not against the law of the
land.
Mr. Foote: If blasphemy is an offence against the law of
the land might not the jury be influenced in giving their
verdict by the consideration as to whether the person specifi­
cally charged with the offence could really be guilty of it.
Mr. Justice North: You may say anything you please on
the question of whether you are guilty of the offence with
which you are charged, or not. But I shall direct the jury
that the alleged libel is against the law of the land.
Mr. Foote: That may be ; I am not now trespassing on that
ground.
Mr. Justice North: Yes, you are, because you are addressing
yourself to the question whether blasphemy ought to be the
law of the land. f That I stopi1Mr. Foote: A great lawyer—no less a person than the late
Lord Brougham—publicly asserted in a book written by him
that, properly speaking, blasphemy is an offence that can
only be committed by a believer in the deity blasphemed,
and, gentlemen, this is a fact which I am desirous of im­
pressing upon you. The very statute which the learned judge
will interpret to you, if he deals with it at all, sets forth that
persons brought up in the Christian religion are to be subject
to penalties if they are proved guilty of blasphemy.
Mr. Justice North: You need not address yourself to that.
We have nothing to do with the statute at this moment.
Mr. Foote: Quite so, my lord. I am only attempting to
impress on the jury a fact which I think ought to constitute
a part of their consideration when they are forming their
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stands on the great and transcendant authority of a lawyer
like Lord Brougham. Now, gentlemen, I will ask your atten­
tion to what is, perhaps, after all the most important thing
to consider, even from the point of view of the prosecution
itself. I affirm, and I have all history to support me, that
these prosecutions necessarily fail in their desired efEect.
Gentlemen, that ought to be a consideration that should
weigh heavily with you. In the book I hold in my hand there
is a poem which a jury declared to be blasphemous, notwith­
standing an eloquent defence by Serjeant Talfourd. Did that
stop the sale ? Gentlemen, that poem is included in the col­
lected editions of Shelley, published by all sorts of firms, in
every part of the English-speaking world, including our own
country ; and “ Queen Mab ” is far more extensively sold and
read to-day than it ever was before the publishers of it were
prosecuted. There was another book prosecuted again and
again, and its publisher, Richard Carlile, went to gaol year
after year. He spent nine years in gaol, and his wife, sister,
and shopman, went to gaol one after the other, while men
also went to gaol in all parts of the country. You would have
thought that such a sweeping execution of the law would
have stopped the circulation of the book for ever, but, as a
matter of fact, that book enjoys an exceedingly large circula­
tion to-day. I am within the truth when I say that consider­
ably over 1000 copies are sold every year. The prosecu­
tion did not stop its sale, it only gave it a wider circulation ;
and Thomas Paine’s “Age of Reason,” with his “Rights of
Man,” which were both the subjects of prosecution, are read
more than they ever would have been if the attempt to sup­
press them had not given them a wider publicity, and a more
extensive circle of readers. You will have in your minds, I
am sure, the prosecution instituted against Mr. Bradlaugh
and Mrs. Besant for publishing the book on the population
question ; and it will be well for you to remember that it was
openly stated in court, that while the sale of this little work
had only been about 100 copies a year for thirty or forty years
before, it was absolutely sent up by the prosecution to the
enormous circulation of 150,000. That prosecution did not
succeed in putting down the obnoxious publication. I submit
that no such prosecution can possibly succeed. Prom the
point of view of the prosecutors themselves it is a mistake.
You only give a wider sale; you excite a greater curiosity;
you bring, as it were, within the influence of the ideas dis­
seminated. by the publication, a larger number susceptible of
receiving them; and you only tend to enlarge the class
of men, who, if the laws of the land were carried out,
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aP’!^ political rights. IP this be so, you have a very serious
thing to consider.
Mr. Justice North Foote, I shall tell the jury that they
have nothing whatever to do with that. If the prosecution is
ill-advised and should lead to a great circulation of these
papers, so much the worse, but that cannot throw any light
whatever on what the jury ought to decide in your case.
Mr. Foote: Gentlemen of the jury, I have only said what
seemed to me necessary to influence your judgment—necessary
for my own defence, necessary to obtain from you a verdict
of Dot guilty. I again repeat that I had no intention of tres­
passing on the province of the learned judge. It is perfectly
impossible, however, that a case like mine can be argued
without occasionally something being said which the learned
judge may think outside the province of a defendant, and if I
were a lawyer (ike Sir Hardinge Giffard and had the purse of
the Corporation of the (’ity of London to supply his legal skill,
it might be different, f am too poor to employ such, legal
assistance, and I can only use such arguments as seem to me
to be likely to have their effect on your minds. I have tra­
versed a very large space, not only of time but of ground. I
nave uenied utterly that Christianity can be considered in
the sense stated by the learned counsel for the prosecution as
protected by the law. I have denied that I am guilty of the con­
crete offences which are stated in this indictment. I deny
that there has been or can be any proof that I have done any­
thing to the high displeasure of Almighty God ; I deny that
1 have done anything against the peace of our Lady the
(¿ueen, her Crown, and dignity. I have also stated that this
is an age of intellectual fair-play, that all kinds of argument
eVuI1iK arSuIQeilt absurdum—ridicule—must be tolerated’
and that as it is allowed in politics, literature, philosophy, and’
social matters, it. must be allowed in religion too. I have
argued that no evidence has been adduced to show that there
has been any forcing of this publication on the attention of
people who wish to have nothing to do with it. I have shown
you and there has been no attempt to prove anything to the
contrary, that there was no malignant motive in my mind
and 1 believe none in the minds of either of my co-defendants’
in anything we have ever done. No such evidence has been
tendered, and unless you consider that there has been such
malignant motive, and that we have intended to cause a
breach of the peace, and to forcibly outrage the feelings of
those from whom we happen to differ—unless you believe this
gme me a Ver^^ Of not guilfcF- lf y°u have the
smallest doubt in your minds as to the sufficiency of the evi­
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you to act on the old English maxim that a man is innocent
until he is proved to be guilty.
I told you at the outset that you are the last Court ot
Appeal on all questions affecting the liberty of the press
and the right of free speech and Freethought. When I
say Freethought, I do not refer to specific doctrines that
may pass under that name, but I refer to the great right of
Freethought, that Freethought which is neither low as a
cottage nor lofty as a pyramid, but is like the soaring azure
vault of heaven, which over-arches both with equal ease.
I ask you to affirm the liberty of the press, to show by your
verdict that you are prepared to give to others the same
freedom as you claim for yourselves. I ask you not to be
misled by the statements that have been thrown out by the
prosecution, not to be misled by the authority and influence
of the mighty and rich Corporation which commenced the
action, has found the money for it, and whose very solicitor
was bound over to prosecute. I will ask you not to be
influenced by these considerations, but rather to remember
that this present attack is made upon us probably because we
are connected with those who have been struck at again and
again by some of the very persons who are engaged in the
prosecution; to remember that England is growing day y
day in its humanity and love of freedom; and that, as blas­
phemy has been an offence less and less proceeded against
during the past century, so there will probably be fewer and
fewer proceedings against it in the next. Indeed there may
never be another prosecution for blasphemy, and I am sure
you would not like to have it weigh on your minds that you
were the instruments of the last act of persecution, t a you
were the last jury, who sent to be caged like wild beasts, men
against whose honesty there has been no charge. I am quite
sure you will not. allow yourselves to be made the agents of
sending such men to herd with the lowest criminals, to be
subject to all the physical indignities such punishment
involves, but that you will send me as well as my co-defendants,
back to our homes and friends—who do not think the worse of
us for the position in which we stand ; that you will send us
back to them unstained, giving a verdict of not guilty for ma
and my co-defendants, instead of the verdict of guilty for the
prosecution; thus, as English juries have again and again done
before, vindicating the glorious principle of the freedom of
the press, against all the interested, religious, and political
factions that may seek to impugn them for tneir own ends.
(Applause in court.)
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Mr. Ramsey then addressed the jury as followsGentlemem
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upon you the law throws the duty of defining what is and what
is not blasphemy at common law. And yet the meaning of the
word blasphemy has strangely changed and varied during the last
250 years, lhen Quakers were held to be blasphemous, and
were punished as such. They were branded and flogged at the
carts tail m the vain attempt to silence their blasphemy and
jury after jury returned verdicts of guilty against men and wrnnen
tor •holdingp the opinions which have proved iiu bar to the
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admission of John Bright to the Cabinet. Surely this fact alone
should make a modern jury careful how they condemn any form
of thought, even though it be as blasphemous in their eyes as the
opinions of the Quakers were blasphemous in the eyes of the
juries who condemned them, and who are now, in their turn
condemned by every rational person. Later still, Unitarians were
indictable and were punished as blasnhemprs
____
Unitarians are found such names as those of John Milton Dr
Priestley the discoverer of oxygen, and Isaac Newton. Even
now Unitarians are punishable under the same law of blas­
phemy under which you are asked to find me guilty, and are at
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from any respectable bookseller throughout the country, while
as to the “ dread of future punishment,” the law is stripped of
thia “ one of its principal sanctions,” by men hke Canon tarrar
preaching, in Westminster Abbey, against the doctrine of eternal
punishment. Will you, gentlemen, add your names to the shame­
ful list of those juries who tried—and tried vainly—by verdicts
of “ guilty of blasphemy” to check the progress of free inquiry
and free criticism. Less than a century ago Canon Farrar would
by direction of Lord Chief Justice Kenyon, have been found
guilty of blasphemy. In the last century prosecutions for
heresy or blasphemy were plentiful, but to-day the spread of
education has created a sounder public opinion. In nearly
the last indictment for blasphemy m Middlesex Messrs.
Moxon, the publishers of Shelley’s “Queen Mab, were
found guilty under a similar indictment to that under which
I now stand arraigned; yet to-day you may buy this blas­
phemous poem on any- railway bookstall in the country, and
the inane verdict of the jury which condemned it is regarded
with contempt and scorn. Is it in the company of that jury that
your names, gentlemen, are to be recorded? A similar indict­
ment might to-day be preferred against Messrs Longmans as the
publishers of the works of Bishop Colenso ; Chapman, Hall an
Co. and Macmillan might equally be indicted for the publication
of many of the essays of the late William Kingdon Clifford; and
your verdict may revive a menace against the utterances of some
of our best known writers and thinkers. It is idle to say that
there is no intention of prosecuting these men ; any one who is
vicious enough and bigoted enough can mdict the most respect­
able bookseller for blasphemy, and the law of blasphemy deals
with matter not with manner; the law of blasphemy condemns
equally Professor Clifford’s mocking account of the creation
stories in Genesis, as it may condemn the mocking in the news­
paper before you.
Messrs. Macmillan publish as to these
creation stories these words: “One is an account of a wet be­
ginning of things, after which the waters were divided by a firm
canopy of sky, and the dry land appeared underneath. Plants
and animals and men were successively formed by the word of
a deity enthroned above the canopy. Another account is ot a
dry beginning of things—namely, a garden, subsequently watered
bv a mist in which there were no plants until a man was put
there to till it. This man was made from the dust of the ground
bv a deity who walked about on the earth, and had divine
associates, jealous of the man for sharing their privilege of
knowing good from evil, and fearful that he would gam that
of immortality also. The deity had taken a rib out of the man,
and made a woman of it.” They publish : “ Now, to condemn
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suffer for the guilty; to keep any one alive in torture for ever
and ever—these actions are simply magnified copies of what bad
men do. No juggling with ‘ divine justice and mercy ’ can make
them anything else.” Herbert Spencer writes, and King and Co.
publish: “ Here we have theologians who believe that our
national welfare will be endangered if there is not in all our
churches an enforced repetition of the dogmas that Father, Son
and Holy Ghost are each of them almighty; that yet there are
not three Almighties, but one Almighty; that one of the
Almighties suffered on the cross and descended into hell to
pacify another of them.” Objection is raised to the strength of
the language used with respect to God, yet the City does not
prosecute the “Nemesis of Faith,” which says of God:
He ! to have created mankind liable to fall—to have laid them
in the way of a temptation under which he knew they would fall
and then curse them and all who were to come of them, and ali
the world for their sakes ; jealous, passionate, capricious, re­
vengeful, punishing children for their father’s sins, tempting men
or at least permitting them to be tempted into blindness and
folly, and then destroying them..............This is not God. This
is a fiend. .... I would sooner perish for ever than stoop down
before a Being who may have power to crush me, but whom my
v air ^orbids me to reverence.” Mr. Matthew Arnold, published
by Messrs. Smith, Elder and Co., describes the Trinity as the three
Shaftesbury s, and terms God the Father £ithe elder Lord
Shaftesbury.” What is therein the “Freethinker ”more outrageous
than this ? John Stuart Mill, published by Longmans, declares
that “The only difference between popular Christianity and
the religion of Ormuzd and Ahriman is that the former pays its
d Creator the bad compliment of having been the maker of
the Devil, and of being at all times able to crush and annihilate
him and his evil deeds and counsels, which nevertheless he does
not do. To all these considerations ought to be added the
extremely imperfect nature of the testimony itself which we
possess for the miracles, real or supposed, which accompanied
the foundation of Christianity and of every other revealed reli­
gion. lake it at the best, it is the un-crossexamined testimony
of extremely ignorant people, credulous as such usually are.”
y°u condemn me, remember that your verdict
will be taken as an encouragement for prosecution of all these.
1 have no right to ask you to question the law, because to you and
to the learned judge is given the duty of administering the law
as
? but 1 would respectfully submit that the laws
against blasphemy belong to a period when men foolishly sought
to control opinion by legislation, and that the nower of defining
what is a blasphemous publication lies in your hands. To-day
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the publications of the Salvation Army; and if to bring religion
into mockery and contempt be blasphemy, there is none more
outrageous than that committed by these fanatics. In strong
terms the same Lord Shaftesbury, a few years ago, denounced
as blasphemous the famous volume “ Ecce Homo.’’ This prose­
cution challenges really the right of free and unlicensed print­
ing, so highly valued in England, and for which Milton so ably
and earnestly pleaded; it assails that spirit of free inquiry,
which is really the basis of all our progress, the spur and aid to
all intellectual effort. I submit that you are not sitting as a
jury to condemn us for want of good taste ; that is a matter for
the wider jury of public opinion ; you are asked to condemn us
as criminals because our opinions on theology differ from yours,
and because jou may dislike our modes of expressing our
opinions; you are asked to send us to undergo a punishment
intended for grave crimes of conduct merely because we do not
share your opinions on speculative matters. However the pro­
secution may try to gloss it over, you are asked to revive perse­
cution for the sake of gagging opinion, and to send men against
whose lives and characters no fault is alleged to keep company
with the scum of society. It is alleged that the publication of
so-called blasphemy is an outrage; even if that be so it is an
outrage from which no one need suffer save by his own free
will • the persons whose feelings you are asked to guard by
imprisoning us can guard their feelings by not buying the papers
which when bought, and not till then, inflict on them pain.
The use of ridicule and strong words by religionists against
Freethinkers is common enough within the limits of this empne.
The missionaries use mocking words of Hindu and Mahornedan forms of faith. If you would judge fairly of the criminality
of the paper indicted, you should think of the pictures as de­
picting some god in whom you do not believe. Those who
would punish with imprisonment the publisher of a print of
Jupiter smoking a pipe might punish us. But no one else should
do so. You may think that a peculiar picture of a pagan god is
in bad taste—many people, Christians and Freethinkers, would
acrree with you. But a man ought scarcely to be punished as a
criminal for a breach of good taste, even admitting that such has
been committed. Whether this be wise or unwise is another
question. My appeal to you is to widen the liberty of speech
enjoyed, not to restrict it. If you hold our methods of utterance
improper in form or in method, your verdict, if it mark us as
criminals, will make mankind look at our punishment rather
than at our error. Every attempt is being made to rouse your
supposed prejudices and to excite your feelings. I ask you to
remember the essential question at issue, and not to allow
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conceal the real point. Every attempt hitherto made to suppress
opinion has ended in the wider diffusion of the opinions thus
attacked. Persecution does not silence, it makes of the perse­
cuted heroes and martyrs, and gives to them a tenfold strength.
No service will be done to morals by sending us to consort
with criminals, and to you the sole authority is given of doing
with us as three juries in this very building did with William
Hone. He was indicted for blasphemy, and on three separate
trials three verdicts of acquittal did then what I appeal to you
to do now. They left opinion free for opinion to condemn, but
refused to condemn the mere use of hard or mocking words as
crime.
Mr. Justice North, after remarking that Mr. Foote had wasted
the time of the court by devoting a large portion of his address
to matters which the jury had not to consider, that he had
allowed him to read some extracts from books which perhaps he
ought to have stopped, and that the jury must excuse him for not
having done so, because he had been very reluctant to do any­
thing which might prevent a defendant saying anything he sup­
posed to be of value in his own defence, said: You have nothing
to do with the definition of a blasphemous publication. The
law says what a blasphemous pubheation is, but it is your duty
to say whether the publication in this case is what the law con­
siders a blasphemous pubheation or not. The law as to blas­
phemy is clear, and I am going to tell you what is sufficient to
constitute blasphemy. The illustrations I am going to give you,
however, will not cover the whole of what may be blasphemy^
Now, if by writing or verbally, any one denies the existence of '
the Deity, or denies the providence of God, if he puts forward
any abuse or contumely or reproach with respect to the
Almighty, or holds up the persons of the Trinity, whether it is
our Savior Christ or anyone else, to contempt, or derision ; or
ridicules the persons of the Trinity, or God Almighty, or ’the
Christian religion, or the Holy Scriptures in any way—that is
what the law considers to be blasphemy. It is for you to say
whether you consider the publication before you as having come
within this definition of blasphemous libel or not. It is said that
the law had better not pay any attention to blasphemy, and should
not deal with it. It is essential that the law should do so,
because blasphemous libels have a strong tendency to subvert
religion and morality, and tend in a great measure to interfere
with the law itself. But I do not dwell on this, because you
will with me accept the law as it is, without hearing reasons for
it. This being the definition of a blasphemous libel, let us con­
sider whether this paper comes within the definition. Does it
or does it not scoff at the Almighty, and throw contempt on the
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I am not going to call attention in public to the details of the
charge. The learned counsel, who opened this case to you, very
wisely refrained from stating in public the particular matters
which you have to deal with. I shall do the same. I shall not
read them in public or anything of the sort. I must, however,
make a few remarks in respect to the questions you must put to
yourselves regarding each. Now, the first count relates to what
appears on pages 8, 9, and 10 of this publication, pages 8 and 9
being occupied entirely with pictures, and there being over the
top of page 10 two pictures more. Now, just look at those
pictures for yourselves. Look on page 9, at the top, on the left,
on the picture below that. Look at the others in the left-hand
column. Look at the first, I might say, and look at the last,
and consider in looking at them whether they or any of them
throw contempt on religion, or treat with derision the Holy
Scriptures, the Christian religion, or the Deity. The second
count relates to the woodcut on page 7. In connection with
that, is the stanza below—the nine lines beginning with the
words, “Now Moses,” which I daresay you have read. Now just
look at the whole of that, looking at the picture and the words
below it, and those nine lines below. What do you say to that?
Then again the third is at page 8, near the bottom of the right-hand
column, the third paragraph from the bottom. It begins with the
word“ converted.” Now, just look at that. What, gentlemen, do
you think of that? Something has been said about the right
of free discussion, the right of controversy about matters
of religion, in respect to which persons may take different
views, and the right of conveying your own ideas to others.
Look at that paragraph and consider whether that can
possibly be justified on the ground of its being controversy or
discussion or anything like it. Now look at the fourth ; the fourth
is at pages 4 and 5. It purports to be an account of a trial for a
blasphemous libel. If you read the first four lines you will see
who the alleged prisoners are ; I daresay you may have seen the
contents of it. I will ask you in particular to look at the second
paragraph, beginning at the words “ The indictment.” It is after
the first four lines stating who the parties are, and then comes
the first paragraph “ The indictment.” There is one other part I
will just call your attention to there. In the middle of the first
column of page 5 you see the words “ This concluded the case
for the prosecution.” Now look at the eight or ten lines follow­
ing that. I myself, gentlemen, have read the whole of these
pages through. I do not call your attention to these pages as
being worse than the rest, but as being what seems to be a fair
sample of the rest. At any rate, they are found there. The
sixth count relates to a passage at page 14, the second column,
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“ Holyyou see what I refer to. I ask you to consider, gentle­
men, whether the proper term for that would be controversy or
free discussion on a point to be reasonably considered, or whether
the proper description of that would not be rather a piece of
ribald obscenity. Then, gentlemen, there is only one other count,
six, and that is really putting the first in a different way. After
the time that has been taken up, I am not going to waste your
time, and I am not going to give to this paper any of that
notoriety which its authors would desire for it by dwelling on
it at any length. I am not going to insult your understandings
by supposing that any one of you requires any further explanation
from me to enable you to form an opinion as to whether these
are or are not blasphemous libels, having regard to that which I
have told you as to what a blasphemous libel is—that is to say,
whether this is a case of contumelious reproach or profane scoff­
ing against God Almighty, or the Persons of the Trinity, or the
Holy Scriptures, or the Christian religion. As to that, gentlemen,
I will say no more, but will leave it to you to consider. That is
the first part of the case—and the question you have there to
consider is, whether, having regard to this definition, these differ­
ent paragraphs are libels or not. I am proceeding now to the
second point—but if you find that they are not libels, of course
the result would be that the prisoners would be acquitted, but
if you find that they are, the result would be that to that extent
the prisoners are guilty. Their cases stand somewhat differently.
I take Kemp first, as his learned counsel has not thought it neces­
sary to address you. He said very properly that as the evidence
showed beyond a doubt that Kemp was proved to have sold
the papers he would not address you on that point. You
will recollect in regard to Kemp also that it is quite clear that on
the 2nd of August, 1882, he signed the register of the news­
paper as the printer and publisher. Therefore, as regards
Kemp, the only question is whether you are of opinion that
it was a blasphemous libel or not. That he sold it is
quite out of the question. Then next I take the case of Ramsey.
What is his position ? As regards that, the law requires that
newspapers should be registered, and it says—after providing for
the way in which registration is to be made, which has been
carried out as regards this paper by the documents produced
here to-day—that every copy and extract from the registry of
these documents shall be received as conclusive evidence of the
contents of the register itself, so far as the same appears in the
copy or extract. I read to you from the original, which has no
magic force, but a copy of it is in evidence before you, and
that copy is made by the statute sufficient evidence of the
matters and things therein appearing. What appears ? As
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thinker” is first registered, on the 6th of November, 1881,
Ramsey is the person who goes to the registry and who appears
in the register as proprietor of the paper, and he signs his name
at the bottom, stating that he is the printer and publisher also.
On the 2nd of August, 1882, a change takes place. But before
going to that, perhaps I should call your attention to these copies
of the “ Freethinker ”—the first batch that were purchased before
the proceedings at the Mansion House in July last, and of these
I only take the first and last. It appears they are said to be
edited by Foote, and in the notice to correspondents appears,
“All business communications to be addressed to Mr. W. J.
Ramsey, 28 Stonecutter Street, E.C. ; literary communications
to the editor, Mr. G. W. Foote, No. 9 South Crescent, Bedford
Square, London, W.C.” At the foot of the last page is,
“Printed and published by W. J. Ramsey, 28 Stonecutter
Street.” Then, in August, 1882, a change takes place, and the
register shows that Ramsey is continued as proprietor, but the
printer and publisher then is Kemp. He is the one who signs
the register as printer and publisher, but Ramsey is continued as
proprietor down to and after Christmas 1882, while this Christ­
mas publication is issued ; in fact, down to February 7th, 1883.
On that day a change takes place. Foote effects a new registra­
tion, from which it appears that Ramsey ceases to be proprietor
of the paper, and Foote becomes proprietor. That is the history of
the paper as it stands, so that Ramsey’s connexion is that he
was proprietor from April, 1881, down to the 7th of February,
1883. That is his position. The proprietor of a newspaper is and
was liable for all libels that appear in that paper. The theory was
and is that if he is the person who prints and publishes the news­
paper himself he is responsible for the contents of it, and that
if he does not do it himself he is responsible for the person who
does it for him. That sometimes worked very hardly on the pro­
prietor, as he was found guilty of the offences of other persons.
The law in this respect was therefore changed, and now the
proprietor is not liable in that case. If in an indictment for the
trial of a libel a plea is put in by the proprietor that he is not
guilty, and evidence is given, and the evidence established a case
against him by the act of any other person, it is competent for
him to prove that the publication was made without his autho­
rity, consent, or knowledge, and that it did not arise from want
of due care or caution on his part. In the present case there
has been no attempt whatever made by Ramsey to prove any of
these things. He has not attempted to escape from his primary
responsibility by proving that this was done without his know­
ledge or consent, or that there was wanting due care on his
part, and therefore, though the proprietor, might have satisfied
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him guil ty; no attempt has been made to do so. He might
have shown that the state of things appearing from this certi­
ficate was not correct, and that he was not proprietor ; but he
has not done so, nor has he attempted to show that for some
reason, to be proved by him, he is not responsible as proprietor
for what a proprietor, generally speaking, would be responsible
for—unless he proved that proper care and caution had been
taken by him. Therefore, it being beyond all question that
he was proprietor at that date, there is nothing whatever to
show that he was not responsible. It goes further than
that, because it is shown that he was connected with the par­
ticular premises, and was often there, and that he paid
the rates. Well, there remains Foote ; and Foote is in a different
position to that, and the question is whether you are satisfied that
be has committed an offence in printing, publishing, or causing
or permitting to be printed or published this paper. What is
the position of things ? First of all, he says there is no evidence
whatever to show that he had anything whatever to do with this
particular Christmas Number, and you may recollect that he
asked three or four persons who said that they had seen letters
addressed to him as editor of the “ Freethinker,” whether they
had ever seen letters or documents addressed to him as editor of
the Christmas “Freethinker” or the Christmas Number of the
“Freethinker.” Of course they said no. One could hardly
imagine any circumstances under which such letters should be
so addressed. What is the “Freethinker”? It is apparently
a^weekly paper. I find here a number of the 23rd of April,
and a number of the 30th of April. This purports to be, on
the face of it, the Christmas Number of the “Freethinker”
for 1883, price 3(7.
On the face of it, these words indi­
cate that it is one of a series. The Christmas Number of the
“ Graphic ” or the “ Illustrated London News ”—what would you
understand by that ?—not a separately sold paper, but the number
for Christmas of a publication coming out in numbers. Take the
Christmas Number of “All the Year Round,” In considering
who is the editor of this particular number, is there any reason
for supposing that the editor of this number is a different person
from the editor of the “ Freethinker,” which is coming out in
numbers ? We find Mr. Foote’s name as editor on this number
of the “ Freethinker.” It might be that it was put there with­
out his authority, and it is not enough to prove and show that
he is editor because it stated on the face of it that he is. It
might have your name or mine on it, and it would be a monstrous
thing to say that, simply because your name or mine appears on it,
we had placed it there. That, I say, is not enough in itself, but
it is one of several pieces of evidence to which I am going to call
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Number of the ‘Freethinker,’ Edited by G. W. Foote.”
Another thing is, that if you turn to the end you get a reference
to his publications. You have “Mr. Foote’s Publications,” and
then you have “ Blasphemy no Crime. The whole question
fully treated with special reference to the prosecution of the
‘ Freethinker.’ ” That is one of the documents put forward with
reference to Mr. Foote’s publications. Then there is this
additional proof to show that the prisoner Foote is editor of this
and other documents. These copies of the “ Freethinker,” from
the 6th of March, down to the middle of June, state, every one
of them, that the “Freethinker” is edited by Mr. G. W. Foote,
and in the middle, in the page which I called your attention just
now, besides the direction that business communications were to
be directed to the manager, is one that literary communications
were to be directed to Mr. G. W. Foote. It is possible that
this might be done without his authority and knowledge, but
it is not likely. But what is there to bring it home to him ?
There is direct evidence that a trial took place at the Mansion
House in July last, and it appears from the evidence of Kellan,
who bought these numbers, and from whose custody they came,
that he was examined as a witness in July last at the Mansion
House. Ramsey and Foote were two of the defendants then,
and Kellan proved the purchase of these numbers, all of which
have “Edited by G. W. Foote,” and printed and published by­
Ramsey. He said attention was then drawn to these matters in
the presence of Foote and Ramsey. Therefore, if you believe
him, you have this fact, that it was called to Foote’s attention
that these documents purported to be edited by him. If,
knowing that it was stated they were edited by him, he does
not choose to contradict it, it is very strong proof that it was
done with his authority. We have the other batch of copies of
this production, commencing on the 6th of August, 1882, and
ending in January, 1883, and in these it appears in the same
way from beginning to end, “ Edited by G. W. Foote.” Then
we have “Printed and published by H. A. Kemp,” and then
what appears to be precisely the same words as before, “All
business communications to be addressed to the publisher ;
literary communications to the editor, Mr. G. W. Foote, No. 9
South Orescent, Bedford Square, W.C.” Then what other
evidence is there? You have this fact, that the woman in whose
house he lodges, and the servant, both speak of having seen
letters addressed to him as editor—sometimes with and some­
times without his name ; letters and parcels addressed to him as
editor of the “ Freethinker,” and the poBtman gave as the
reason why it should be pressed more on their attention than in
usual cases—that several parcels came in that way that could not
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person who answered the bell. You have the evidence of these
four or five persons, all stating teat letters addressed to Foote
at that place were delivered there, left there, and were not
taken away. There is another thing. He has defended himself.
Has he denied that he is editor, or has he attempted to justify
his opinions? Do you believe that he was defending a publica­
tion of his own or not, that the arguments he used were con­
sistent with the contention that he is responsible for it as editor
or not? There is one other thing 1 should say. There is
evidence of this one particular number of the publication being
seen in his room. That is particular evidence as regards him. I
ask you to say, taking these facts into consideration, whether
he published or printed, or composed this document, or caused
it to be published or printed, or composed. If he was the editor
of it—if you come to the conclusion on the facts that he was
editor of it—you must find that he published or printed, or com­
posed it, or caused it to be published, printed, or composed.
Some remarks have been addressed to you about interfering
with the liberty of the press, Freethinking, and so on. Do you
suppose that in confining the authors of this infamous publica­
tion you will be interfering with the liberty of the press ? bl oh for a
moment. Do you think you will be interfering with the right of
free expression ? Not for a moment. We do not live in a country
of unbridled license, where a man has a right to say anything he
chooses to anybody. Laws are necessary in a civilised com­
munity, and if it is said that we are approaching a smte of thingsin which a man may say that he has a right to say anything in all
places, it might also be said that two women in the street at
night might go on abusing one another to their heart’s content,
and were to be allowed to go on if they liked. It seems to me
to be much more serious to say that persons should have the
right of placarding and holding up to the public gaze, and
asking persons to come and look at things of this kind, in order
that they may be induced to buy them. If such a state of
things existed, it would not be Freethought, but would be un­
bridled license. I do not think I need dwell on this further.
You will hardly require being told that in finding persons guilty
who did this, you would not be in the slightest degree interfering
with the right of free speech or free discussion in any way.
Something was said about the terms of the indictment. The
prisoner Foote commented a good deal on the particular form of
the indictment. He said, among other things, a certain thing
which.seemed to me to be
. Well, I would rather not touch
upon it. He also said that it had not been proved that this act
was a breach of the peace. T he form of the indictment is pub­
lishing these documents and tending to a breach of the peace.
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legal result indicated. If you find that he did publish the libels,
that is the formal conclusion arrived at. There is one thing
further. It has been said that a prosecution of this sort does
not answer any useful purpose, but that it leads to the dissemi­
nation of the libel. That is a very serious consideration for
persons commencing proceedings of this sort, and no doubt it
has been, carefully considered by the persons who instituted
these proceedings. But such a state of things may be reached
that one cannot refrain from taking action. The question for
you is not what the result of this will be. The fact is that you
are asked to say they are Not Guilty, because it can be of no use
to find them Guilty, and it will perhaps increase the harm
instead of decreasing it. That you have nothing whatever to do
with. This prosecution has been commenced not without serious
consideration whether it would be effectual or not. If the
result is such as the prisoner Foote has indicated, that would be
a matter we should all regret. Putting that out of sight, do
you consider that this document is a blasphemous libel ? and,
having regard to the evidence which has been given, do you
think that the defendants have been proved to have taken part
in publishing it ? I merely say, in conclusion, as to the way in
which the prisoners have held themselves up as if they were
being treated rather as what people call martyrs, that the question
is whether they have committed the offence or not.
The jury retired at ten minutes to five o’clock, and remained
out until five minutes past seven, when
The learned Judge caused them to be called into court, and
asked them if he could in any way assist them by explaining the
law again to them.
The Foreman replied they all understood the law, but he
tho ught there was no chance of their agreeing.
The learned Judge—Would not a further consultation be at
all likely to lead you to a conclusion ?
The Foreman—I am afraid not, my lord.
The learned Judge—Then I am very sorry to say I must dis­
charge you, and have the case tried again. (To the Clerk of
Arraigns) I will attend here on Monday and try the case again
with a different jury.
Mr. Foote applied to be allowed out on bail, but
The learned Judge peremptorily and very harshly refused the
request.
At the conclusion of the case, and on the learned Judge leav­
ing the bench, a large number of sympathisers of the defendants
ran forward and shook hands with them over the dock-rail, and
there were some cries of “Cheer up!” and “Bravo jury!”
The court was, however, soon cleared.

�THE

SECOND TRIAL.

CENTRAL CRIMINAL COURT, OLD BAILEY.
Monday, March 5th, 1883.
{Before Mr. Justice North and a Common Jury.)
George William Foote (the editor), William James Ramsey
and Henry Arthur Kemp, printer and publisher of the “Free­
thinker,” were brought upto undergo a fresh trial on a charge of
having published a number of blasphemous libels in the Christmas
Number of that journal. It will be remembered that on the
previous Thursday the jury were unable to agree to a verdict on
the charge against the defendants, and were accordingly dis­
charged.
Sir Hardinge Giffard, Q..C., Mr. Poland, and Mr. F. H. Lewis
prosecuted for Sir Thomas Nelson, the City Solicitor (instructed
by the Public Prosecutor) ; Mr. Horace Avory defended Kemp •
and Mr. Cluer watched the legal points of the case for Foote and
Ramsey, who otherwise conducted their own defence.
Long before the opening of the court, large numbers of
persons waited patiently in the street, and when the doors were
thrown open there was a rush to obtain seats, the gallery and
body of the building being crowded within a period of two
lmnutes.
During a portion of the day, Aiderman Fowler, M.P. a
member of the Corporation of the City of London, occupied a
seat on the bench, as he visibly winced when Mr. Foote pointedly
referred to his presence and denounced the prosecution instituted
by the City Authorities.
On the learned judge taking his seat,
Mr Cluer said: My lord, I am retained, on behalf of the
defendants Foote and Ramsey, to argue points of law only •
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practise laid down in the case of King against. Parkins, I am
here merely to address the court on technical points. The first
point is, that your lordship should quash this indictment entirely
on the ground that it is substantially bad in charging, these tlmee
persons together in committing one crime, whereas,. in fact, it is
a distinct offence in the case of each of them, and it is contrary
to the usual course of justice to put prisoners on their trial
together, and so prevent them calling one another as witnesses
in their defence when that can be done.
.
Mr. Justice North: You say the three ought to be indicted
separately?
. .
,
Mr. Cluer: Separately, my lord. I rely principally upon the
case of the Queen against Bolton and Park, reported in 12th Cox,
page 87), and the words of the Lord Chief Justice are at page
93. That case, my lord, was a charge of conspiracy.
Mr. Justice North: Are the other cases you refer to in the
books belonging to the court?
. .
Mr. Cluer : I am going to refer to one which is in court, ana
it is reported in Archibald. The case of the Queen against
Bolton and Park was an indictment. The learned counsel having
read the language of the late Lord Chief Justice. Cockburn,
proceeded—That, my lord, merely states the Lord Chief Justice, s
opinion as to the procedure that should have been adopted m
that case, and that was a case of conspiracy in which the law
does allow great latitude to the prosecution in the way of joining
proceedings together. He has also expressed his disapproval of
doing so in a case of conspiracy. The strongest case m my favor
is that of King against Tucker (4th Burrows, page 97), that is for
exercising a trade, and it was held that it was a distinct offence
and could not therefore be made the subject of a joint prose­
cution. This, I submit, is a joint prosecution, and the evidence
distinct evidence on the part of each of the prisoners, and there­
fore, I move your lordship to quash the indictment, or call upon
the prosecution to elect against which of the prisoners they will
now proceed.
Sii- Hardinge Giffard: It is a perfectly elementary proposition
that in all misdemeanors they are co-defendants, and are so
indicted. Where there are distinct and separate acts which may
or may not form evidence of a conspiracy, it is not necessary to
go into a particular act. They are charged for the purpose of
showing that they conspired. It was sought to show in the case
to which my friend has referred that each of them had com­
mitted a felony, and the nature of the felony was one in which
it was impossible that more than two of them could be parties
to the felony. The Lord Chief Justice expresses his opinion
that it was undesirable, while he sought to establish a case, of
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ought to be made the subject of a specific indictment. What
relation has that to this case, or the indictment before you ?
Mr. Justice North: The case against those for conspiracy
against trade was a misdemeanor.
Sir H. Giffard: Without the facts of that case before me, I
am not prepared to say what may be the meaning of the obser­
vation. I dare say it will be found to be a very intelligible
matter. As plainly dealt with by Archibald it is an elementary
proposition. Your lordship will find on page 70, where several
persons join in the commission of an offence the whole of them
may be indicted for it, or each separately.
Mr. Cluer: What authority have you for that, Sir Hardinge ?
Sir H. Giffard: Pray don’t interrupt. What has been urged
on your lordship is the nature of the indictment. For this
purpose your lordship knows nothing about the indictment.
Mr. Justice North: I won’t trouble you, Sir Hardinge.
Mr. Cluer: This is a distinct offence in each person. I think
the case of King v. Tucker applies.
Mr. Justice North: Tell me the name of the case nearest to
the passage, that I may find it.
Sir H. Giffard: The first authority quoted, the King against
Atkinson. This Subject was made the subject of specific
argument.
Mr. Cluer: Mr. Justice Field and Mr. Justice Stephens both
agreed this was a proper question to bring before vour lordshin
at the trial, and not one they could deal with.
P
Mr. Justice North: It is quite a proper matter to bring
before me, but 1 cannot accede to it. It seems to me that the
prisoners may be properly charged conjointly; and having
regard to the facts put before me a few days ago, I don’t see
how any of them can be prejudiced by being tried collectively
instead of separately.
J
The Deputy Clerk of Arraigns (Mr. Avory) then proceeded to
CaTr°UXthe names of the Jury&gt; and the prisoner Foote challenged
a Mr. Thomas Jackson, who was on the list,
n ir’ Jackson was accordingly put in the witness-box and asked
by Mr. Cluer: Have you expressed an opinion adverse to the
defendants m this case ?—Yes.
Mr. Cluer: Thank you.
The learned Judge: Sir Hardinge, is it not better to with­
draw this juryman at once ? Whatever the verdict of the jury,
1 should be sorry to have a man among them who had expressed
himself as prejudiced.
1
SiF Hardinge Giffard: Oh yes, my lord; I withdraw him.
It will be much more satisfactory to the Crown and everybody
else concerned.
J
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Sir Hardinge Giffard then proceeded to open the case for the
prosecution in similar terms to those he employed in the previous

TWe do not propose to repeat the evidence of the whole of the
witnesses, which was substantially the same as that given in the
first prosecution, and shall confine ourselves substantially to their
cross-examination.]
The first witness called was
Robert Sagar, who was cross-examined by Mr. Avory.
This shop is an ordinary bookseller's shop ?—Yes.
With many other publications of different kinds there?—
Yes.
Did you say for what purpose you wanted this?—No.
Or on a subsequent occasion?—No, sir.
Mr. Foote : You purchased the first two copies of the Christ­
mas Number on the 16th December ?—Yes.
Who told you to purchase them?—I had instructions from my
superiors.
.
From your superior officer?—Yes.
Who was that?—Detective Inspector McWilliams..
Who gave you the money to purchase them ?—I paid for them
out of my own pocket.
Who paid you back again?—No one yet.
Do you expect to be refunded ?—Yes.
.
When you went a second time to purchase the two copies, who
sent you then—the same gentleman?—Yes.
Did he give you any money then ?—No.
Have you had any since ?—Not for those copies..
What then, have you had money for ?—Travelling expenses.
Do you expect to be refunded for those second two copies ?—
Yes
Have you any idea where the money will come from for your
superiors to pay you with?—Yes.
Where ?—The City Solicitor.
Sir Thomas Nelson?—Yes.
The gentleman who is in court now ?—Yes.
When you purchased the first two copies did you see me in
the shop?—Ko.
. „
Did you see me when you purchased the second two copies?
_ hJo
Cross-examined by Mr. Ramsay : Do you remember having
any conversation with me about this case ?—You spoke once or
twice about it.
.
Do you remember me saying the City were spending plenty
of money in engaging Sir Hardinge Giffard, who would not come
without a large fee?—Fes.
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■were quite prepared to spend it ?—I don’t remember saying
that.
Will you swear you did not?—No. I may have said so-.
Have you any recollection?—None at all. I recollect you
mentioning Sir Hardinge Giffard’s name.
Don't you remember saying the City had plenty of money, and
were not afraid to spend it ?—No.
You may have said so ?—Yes.
Re-examined by Mr. Poland: McWilliams is your superior
.officer ?—Yes.
You were acting under his instructions in this matter?—Yes.
When you purchased the copies in the shop, do you say there
was a stock in the shop ?—I saw a pile of them.
When was it you saw Foote in the shop ?—After I purchased
the two second copies on the 20th of January.
Lewis John Lowe was cross-examined as follows:—
By Mr. Avory: Whose name was on the rate-book?—Charles
Bradlaugh and Annie Besant.
Mr. Justice North : The names, you mean, that were then on
the rate-book ?—Yes, my lord.
By Mr. Avory: My question to you is, Whose name is there
now?—The same names are still there.
Re-examined by Mr. Poland: The rate is dated 5th of Octo­
ber ?—Yes.
The cheque that you received was in payment of that particular
rate ?—Yes.
How long is a rate made for?—For six months.
The usual demand note is sent in?—Yes.
This cheque is for the full rate ?—Yes, up to the end of this
month.
I suppose the practice is, when you get notice of change of
occupation to alter the rate-book ?—Yes.
William John Norrish was cross-examined by Mr. Avory as
follows :—
Were you there at Stonecutter Street as a weekly servant?—
I was.
You were there in the service of the Freethought Publishing
Company at a weekly salary ?—Yes.
Did you act there simply as a shopman to sell ?—Simply as a
shopman.
Under orders in everything you did ?—Yes.
Cross-examined by Mr. Foote: You have seen me, Mr.
Norrish, only occasionally at Stonecutter Street ?—Only occa­
sionally.
The “Freethinker,” I believe, had been sold at Stonecutter
Street a considerable time before you removed to the employ­
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And during the period it was so sold did you often see me
there?—No.
.
Did you ever see me transact any business there ?—JN ever.
Had you any reason to suppose I was transacting business
there?—None whatever.
By Mr. Ramsey: Was I manager of the Freethought Publish­
ing Company at the time you lived at Stonecutter Street?—You

Was I manager when you went to Fleet Street ?—You were.
Am I manager now ?—You are.
Did we remove to Fleet Street in consequence of requiring
larger premises ?—We did.
Was I entirely engaged in Fleet Street in managing the busi­
ness of the Company?—Not entirely.
By Mr. Avory : Was there any facility for printing at Stone­
cutter Street?—None whatever.
The learned Judge: I think you said the other day no print­
ing whatever was done there ?
Witness: Yes, my lord.
By Mr. Poland: When Foote came to Stonecutter Street, did
he remain in the shop or go into a private part of the house ?
Sometimes he would visit my own apartments.
That is in a private part of the house-—the rooms you occu­
pied?—Yes.
Mr. Justice North : That is what you mean ?
Witness: Yes, my lord.
.
.
Mr. Poland: I suppose Ramsey would sometimes be m the
shop and sometimes in that part of the house ?
Witness: Yes.
.
Mr. Janies Barber, who proved the registration of the “ free­
thinker,” was not cross-examined. _
.
Okehampsted, an officer in the City police detective depart­
ment, was being shown a number of the “Freethinker” dated
18th of February, and asked whether he purchased the copy at
Stonecutter Street, when
Mr. Cluer said: I object to this evidence.
The learned Judge : On what ground ?
Mr. Cluer: I submit he has no right to produce the paper.
The learned Judge: How can I say he cannot produce a
PaMr.' Cluer: The date has been mentioned. My friend can
read to the jury as evidence of the Christmas Number.
Mr. Justice North: It can be used in that way. It doesn’t
follow it is in evidence in that case.
Mr. Cluer: I was obliged to interfere in order that it should
not be tendered to the jury.
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not be evidence if used as indicated by Mr. Cluer, but it might
be evidence in other ways. I cannot reject it.
Air. Poland: When did you purchase it?—On the 16th of
February.
Mr. Poland: Of whom?—Of the defendant Kemp.
Mr. Poland : At the shop in Stonecutter Street ?—Yes.
Mr. Poland: I propose to put that in evidence. I think I
have established my right.
The learned Judge: You are going to read a certain para­
graph. Show it to Mr. Cluer, and if he has any legal objection
I will hear him.
Mr. Cluer: I submit my friend has no power to put this in
evidence against all the prisoners. It only, shows what very
learned judges have held the extreme indiscretion of binding the
prisoners altogether. There is no power to put this in against
all the prisoners. He must state against whom it is directed, and
he must prove who are the persons referred to in this paragraph,
and who are the publisher and proprietor and printer of this par­
ticular number.
The learned Judge: Look at the end.
Mr. Cluer : That is in evidence. My name might be printed
there as publisher unknown. It is published on February 18th,
and bought on February 16th by this witness. I have no right
to cross-examine the witness. I submit the witness has con­
tradicted himself as to this. I want my friend to prove who are
the publisher, printer, and proprietor.
Mr. Poland : I submit I have proved that already.
Mr. Cluer : It was bought on the 16th of February.
Mr. Poland: I tender it as evidence against Foote.
Mr. Cluer : It was published before he was proprietor.
The learned Judge: It is bought from Kemp ; and I consider
it evidence against Foote.
Mr. Cluer : It was purchased by this witness on the 16th.
The learned Judge : It is published whenever it is issued. It
was proved it was handed to the witness on the 16th of
February.
Mr. Cluer: I submit my friend cannot contradict his own
evidence. He puts before the jury February 18th.
Mr. Justice North: He proves a paper dated the 18th of Feb­
ruary was handed to the witness on the 16th.
Mr. Poland : You made this note that you had bought it?
Mr. Justice North: That is in evidence.
Mr. Poland : Are you sure?
Witness : I am positive. You can get them on a Thursday.
They are all dated up to the Sunday following in each week.
Mr. Justice North: Is this a Sunday paper?—It is dated for
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Mr. Poland : I propose to put this in evidence. The para­
graphs I think it necessary to read are those beginning with the
words “ The Christmas Number of the ‘ Freethinker ’ has had an
incredible sale,” etc. (To witness) I think you said you bought
that of Mr. Kemp ?—Yes.
Mr. Poland: Just look at this notice (produced). Did you
serve a notice, of which that is a copy, on Mr. Foote, by leaving
it at 9 South Crescent, Bedford Square, on February 22nd?—
Yes.
The learned Judge : There was another notice this witness
produced. That, however, is not material.
Mr. Poland : That is not material, my lord.
Mr. Justice North: All that is proved at present is that this
notice was left at Foote’s house.
Mr. Foote : The prosecution seem to have forgotten that they
have joined us in one indictment. (To witness) With whom
did you leave this notice? The servant, Mary Finter—Miss
Finter.
You did not see me at that time ?—I did not.
Have you been doing anything in this case besides serving
notices and subpoenas?—Yes, buying some numbers.
Who told you to buy them?—My inspector.
Inspector McWilliams?—Yes.
Did he give you money to purchase them?—No.
You expect he will?—No, I don’t expect he will.
Mr. Justice North: You advanced it yourself, and you expect
it will be repaid ?—Yes, my lord.
Mr. Foote : That is what I asked you. He said, my lord, he
did not expect to be repaid.
Witness: Not from Inspector McWilliams.
Mr. Foote : You expect to be paid at some time from some­
body ?
Witness: Yes.
The learned Judge : I put it more shortly, Foote. You expect
to be paid at some time from somebody ?
Witness: Yes.
By Mr. Foote : Have you any idea when?—Not when.
Have you any idea from whom?—Yes.
From whom ?—The City Solicitor.
_
Cross-examined by Mr. Ramsey: Have you any idea where the
funds are to come from for this prosecution?—Not further than
from the City Solicitor.
Do you think he is finding it out of his own pocket ?—1 have
no idea.
You cannot answer ?—I cannot answer.
Mrs. Curie was not cross-examined ; she did not add anything
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her as follows Have you a-servant named Mary Finter ?—Yes.
She waits upon Mr. Foote.
...
0
Did you as his landlady occasionally go into his room?—
Occasionally; very seldom.
The learned Judge : Does he live there down to the present
time?—Yes.
.
.
Mr Lewis: Did you see the Christmas Number of rhe free­
thinker ” in Mr. Foote’s room ?—I would not swear. I did not
notice any book particularly.
To the best of your belief ?—I may have seen it.
To the best of your belief have you seen the Christmas
Number of the “ Freethinker ” there ?—I would not swear.
The learned Judge: You are asked whether to the best of
your belief you have or have not.—I could not swear.
The learned Judge : That will not do. You are asked as to
the best of your belief.
Witness: I have seen divers colored books there.
Mr. Lewis: Have you to the best of your belief seen a number
of the »Freethinker” there with that yellow cover ?—I have seen
that cover or one the color of it.
Containing a Number of the “Freethinker ” ?—Not a number
of the “ Freethinker,” to my knowledge.
Have you seen copies of the “Freethinker” m his room?—1
may have done.
What is your belief. To the best of your belief have you seen
there numbers of the “Freethinker”?—! may have done, but I
could not swear to it.
T mean something like that in that particular number . 1 may
have seen that. I am not interested in it. I have never examined
any book.
The learned Judge : The question is whether, to the best of
your belief, you have or have not seen a number of the “Free­
thinker ” there ?
Witness: I have seen the color.
The learned Judge: We are not speaking to you about the
color, but about the document handed to you.
Witness: I could not swear.
Mary Finter, the servant to the last witness, was examined in
chief by Mr. Poland as to having seen numbers of the “Free­
thinker ” in Mr. Foote's room, and as to the reception of letters
addressed to Mr. Foote, and
Mr. Poland called upon Mr. Foote to produce the letters m
which he was described as “ G. W. Foote, ‘ Freethinker,’ ” or
“ G. W. Foote, Editor, ‘ Freethinker,’ 9 South Crescent, Bedford
Square.”
Mr. Cluer: I object, my lord, to that.
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the words addressed to hiiti, but as to the rest of the notice I
will hear Mr. Cluer.
Mr. Cluer: It is not proved this notice has been served on
Foote.
The learned Judge: He has lived at this house.
Mr. Cluer : That is not enough.
The learned Judge : Not to produce the documents?
Mr. Cluer: Certainly not, my lord.
The learned Judge: Do you wish to ask him any more
questions ?
Mr. Poland: No, rhy lord.
Mr. Cluer: It is hot even proved this is Foote’s servant.
The learned Judge : I will hear all your objections.
Mr. Cluer: My objections, my lord, are, first, that it is not
sufficient service; secondly, that my friend has not proved that
.the defendant was there at the time it was served.
The learned Judge : What do you mean by not being there?
Mr. Cluer : My learned friend does not ask any question as to
whether Foote was there at the time, and whether the notice was
handed to the defendant or not.
The learned Judge : It is unnecessary to hand it to him if the
first service was properly effected.
Mr. Cluer: The second point is that the notice to produce
letters involves describing him as “Mr. G. W. Foote, ‘Free­
thinker,’” or “ G. W. Foote, Editor ‘ Freethinker? ” My
friend is not entitled to produce these in evidence against the
defendant.
The learned Judge : They are not proved yet.
Mr. Cluer: There’is another objection. The notice was served
too late, last Tuesday the 27th.
The learned Judge : Six days ago.
Mr. Cluer: No, my lord; it was served only thirty-six hours
before the trial.
The learned Judge : That took place last Tuesday.
Mr. Cluer: The notice must be served a reasonable time
before the trial. They cannot rely upon this being served now.
The learned Judge : As to the length of notice, I don’t trouble
you. What do you say about the service?
Mr. Poland: It is proved defendant was living at this place at
this timé, and notice was delivered to the servant who attends
on him at the house at which he is living. It is not necessary to
prove personal service.
The learned Judge : It might be served on a solicitor.
Mr. Poland : It might be served on a solicitor if proof be
given he is his solicitor at the time.
The learned Judge : It need not be personal service.
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ground for believing it would find its way to his possession.
I submit that is the usual way of serving notice. That is
sufficient if it is proved he is living there at the time.
Mr. Cluer: That has not been proved.
The learned Judge: That is in evidence.
Mr. Oluer: That it was served on him is not proved, and
that he lives there up to the present day is positively untrue.
Mr. Poland: It was served on his servant.
Mr. Cluer: Not on his servant.
Mr. Poland: The servant to Mrs. Curie.
The learned Judge : The person who waits upon him.
Mr. Poland : I submit, my lord, that is reasonable service.
The learned Judge : I don’t think there is sufficient notice.
Mr. Poland: Very well, then, my lord, I shall ask a further
question upon that. (To witness Finter) Was defendant living
at this address last week ?
Witness : Yes.
Until the trial, did he sleep there every night ?—I cannot
say.
Was he there every day ?—Yes.
When papers are left for him, what do you do ?—I take
them and put them in his room.
Do you remember the witness Okehampsted giving you a
paper last week ?—Yes.
What did you do with it P—I took it up to Mr. Foote’s
room.
You remember going down to the trial last week ?—Yes.
Did Mr. Foote sleep in the house the night before the trial ?
—Yes.
The learned Judge: You mean Foote slept in the house last
Wednesday night?
Witness: Yes.
The learned Judge : This is put in his room.
Mr. Cluer : I submit it is not proved it is served properly.
It must be served a certain time according to law. My
learned friend must prove that it was served before a certain
hour. That is not proved yet. Is it proved conclusively that
this has come to the defendant’s knowledge ? It is said it
was put in his sitting-room, but that is not sufficient.
The learned Judge: When did you put it in his room ?
Witness: Directly it was given to me.
The learned Judge : About what time?
Witness : About half-past five in the afternoon.
Mr. Oluer: Would your lordship ask if Foote slept there
on Tuesday night ?
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Witness : I don’t think he did.
Mr. Cluer: I submit that is not sufficient service. The
servant only says that she left it in his room on the Thursday,
and on the Tuesday night he did not sleep there.
The learned Judge: I think that is sufficient.
Mr. Cluer : She is not his servant.
The learned Judge: She is the person who waits upon him.
It does not appear he had a settled servant of his own. I
presume he is a lodger there, who pays for lodging.
Examination of witness continued by Mr. Poland :—
I suppose there is a letter-box at your house?
Witness: Yes.
Do you take out the letters in the morning ?—Yes sir.
What do you do with letters addressed to Mr. Foote P—I
put them on the hall table.
Are his rooms on the ground floor, or on the first floor ?
On the third floor.
How were those letters addressed to Mr. Foote ?
Mr. Cluer: I object to that question, my lord. I submit
that whatever he may have been called, or whether he was
addressed as editor of the “ Freethinker,” would be no evidence
against the defendant. If a person chooses to address me as
Bachelor of Arts, it is no proof.
The learned Judge : If letters are addressed to you as editor
of a newspaper, and you receive them, is not that evidence P
Mr. Cluer : I submit, my lord, it is not the sort of evidence
in a criminal case that should go to the jury. I think your
lordship should withdraw such evidence from the jury..
The learned Judge: Receiving letters so addressed without
objection on his part would be evidence to submit to them
for what it is worth.
Examination continued by Mr. Poland: How were letters
addressed there?—Some to Gr. W. Foote, 9 South .Crescent,
Bedford Square, and some were addressed to the editor of the
“ Freethinker.”
The learned Judge: Tell me that again. .
t
Witness: Some were addressed to the editor of the ‘ Free­
thinker,” but very seldom.
Mr. Foote : She said, my lord, that letters were addressed
to me as Mr. Foote, and that letters were also addressed to the
editor of the “ Freethinker.”
The learned Judge : There are some letters, but very seldom
addressed to you as editor of the “ Freethinker.”
Mr. Foote: No, my lord, that is not so.
The learned Judge : Tell me what you say. Had some Mr.
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Mr. Cluer: Your lordship rules that the continuous reception
of letters is evidence ?
.
The learned Judge: There is always difficulty in dealing
with the admissibility of evidence in connexion with letters
one has not heard of. I only put to you the case.
Cross-examined by Mr. Foote : You could not say you had
seen more than one copy of the Christmas Number of the
“ Freethinker ” in my room.
Witness : I could not.
You don’t believe you have ?—No.
You have seen in my room papers of all shapes, sizes, and
colors ?—Yes sir.
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Did you ever see any letter or envelope with the words
“ Editor of the Christmas Number of the ‘ Freethinker ’ ”
on ?—No sir. Never.
Could you swear that you saw any envelope or any document addressed as “Editor of the ‘ Freethinker,”’between
the 16th of November and the 16th of December ?—I cannot
SaYou are quite certain that you had only occasionally, and
indeed but seldom, seen letters addressed to the editor of the
“ Freethinker?
The learned Judge : Very seldom is what she said.
Mr. Foote: In order that there may be no doubt as to the
witness understanding, I ask, Have you ever seen an envelope
addressed to Gr. W. Foote, and also on the same envelope the
words “ Editor of the ‘ Freethinker ’ ” ?
Witness : I have seen it.
Mr. Foe q e: Am I entitled to ask this witness a question
arising out of her examination, as to my being at 9 South
Crescent in time to receive the notice a witness said he
served ?
The learned Judge : Certainly to ask any question relevant
in any way. You mnst make it relevant to that case. Subject to that there is no limit.
Mr. Foote : You received this notice to produce about five
on Tuesday afternoon ?
The learned Judge: This matter has been gone into by your
counsel; it has been exhausted, but I won’t stop you. You
may put any question you like.
Mr. Foote : It is only a question to show the time.
The learned Judge: I am allowing you to put it.
Mr. Foote: Did you see me at any time between the receipt
of that notice and the following morning ?—I cannot say.
To the best of your belief was I in the house between the
serving of that notice to produce and the following morning?
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You. didn’t see me ?—No.
You answer the door, do you not ?—Yes, sir.
Mr. Foote: That is all, my lord, I wish to ask.
Mr. Poland: You answer the door, do you P
Witness: Yes.
Mr. Poland: Do lodgers have keys to let themselves in p
Witness: Yes.
Mr. Poland : Had Mr. Foote a latch key ?
Witness: Yes.
Thomas James Alford, in the employment of the PostmasterGeneral, proved delivering letters at 9 South Crescent, Bed­
ford Square, addressed “ G. W. Foote, Esq., Editor of the
‘ Freethinker.’ ”
Cross-examined by Mr. Foote: Did you ever make any
memorandum at any time of a delivery to 9 South Crescent,
of letters addressed to me as editor of the ‘ ‘ Freethinker ” ?—
I have since Christmas.
You have no memorandum before Christmas ?—No.
By Christmas of course you mean the 25th of December ?
—Most decidedly.
Who served you with your subpoena ?—The police-officer
Okehampsted.
Had you seen him before he served you with the subpoena?
—Yes.
Had you any conversation with him about this prosecution?
—No.
Will you swear you have had no conversation with him
upon this prosecution ?—He called at the office.
What office ?—Our district office.
The post-office?—Yes. I was called upstairs to see the dis­
trict postmaster.
Was this gentleman who served you with a subpoena there
then?—Yes. ’
Will you tell us what took place in his presence ?—The
Postmaster asked me several questions. He asked me if I
new Mr. Foote. I said I did. He also asked me if I had
delivered any letters addressed 9 South Crescent.
Did he ask you if you had delivered any letters addressed
to the editor of the “ Freethinker”?—No.
When did this interview take place ?—I cannot say.
The learned Judge: How long since about ? How many
weeks since ?—It is about a month back.
Mr. Foote: Had you had any conversation with any one
about this prosecution before the interview ?—No.
What induced you then to make a memorandum of the
delivery of letters as far back as Christmas ?—If I am in­
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You. were instructed to do this by your superior officers ?
—Yes.
The learned Judge : When ?
Witness: I should say about a month ago.
Mr. Foote: My lord, I must go back on the question. (To
witness) I ask you again, as you have only given me in reply
something which took place about a month ago, what it was
induced you to make memoranda or a memorandum of a
delivery of letters as far back as Christmas ?
The learned Judge: He has not said he began to make
memoranda at Christmas. It is only since Christmas he
began.
Mr. Foote: The words would certainly bear that meaning.
You only began making these memoranda after that interview
with the person who served you with a subpoena and after the
orders of your superior officer ?—Just so.
And that is about a month ago ?—I should say about a
month ago.
You have no memorandum going further back than that ?
—No.
The learned Judge: Have you got the book here ?
Witness: Yes.
The learned Judge: Well you can tell us the day on which
you made the first memorandum.
Witness: The 10th of February.
Thomas Campbell, another letter-carrier, gave evidence as
to delivering letters at 9 South Crescent, some of which
were addressed “ G-. W. Foote, Esq.,” and others “ Mr. Gr. W.
Foote, editor of the ‘ Freethinker.’ ”
Cross-examined by Mr. Foote: Have you ever made any
memorandum of the delivery of letters addressed to me at
9 South Orescent ?—I have since I saw the detective who
served me with the subpoena.
How long ago was that?—I believe on the 9th of last
month.
The 9th of last month is the earliest day of any memo­
randum you have ?—I did not make any memorandum on that
day. The first I took was on the 10th.
Do you often deliver letters or packets to the editor of the
“ Freethinker ” ?—I often recollect letters, but I only recol­
lect one packet.
You had often seen on letters “ Editor of the ‘ Freethinker ’ ”?
—Yes.
What made you so particularly notice this large packet ?—
It is the only large packet I can recollect delivering with the
address on. It was too large to put through the box, and I
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This happened three or four months ago ?—Yes.
Could you say-whether it is nearer three or four?—Might
it not be as long as four months ?—Yes.
Might it not be longer?—Yes, it might be longer.
Will you swear you delivered any letter, packet, or document
of any kind, addressed to the editor of the “ Freethinker,” 9
South Crescent, Bedford Square, any time between the 16th
of November, and the 16th of December?—I cannot swear
that I have, because I didn’t take any notice.
You would not be at all surprised to learn that you hadn’t?—
I should be rather surprised to learn that I hadn’t.
W’hy ?—Because my belief is, I have delivered letters pretty
well every week to you so addressed.
But you could not swear as to that individually ?—No, I
could not.
How long before the subpoena was served upon you had
you any conversation about this prosecution?—I believe it was
’ on.the 9th of Febraury.
That was the first time you had any conversation upon the
subject ?—Yes.
You have not been paid anything to come here to-day ?—I
expect to be paid my expenses. It has cost me six shillings to
come here.
I have no doubt you will get it. Have you been paid any­
thing besides P^-I received half a crown the night my subpoena
was served.
Anything besides ?—Nothing else besides.
William Loy, a constable, proved that he knew all the
defendants, and was examined as follows :—
Mr. Lewis : When did you last see Kemp on the premises
in Stonecutter Street?—On Wednesday last.
:
And Foote: On the 16th of February.
And Ramsey: On Tuesday or Wednesday last.
In a general way, how long have you seen any of the
defendants at the shop ?
Mr. Cluer: I object to that.
Mr. Lewis: How long have you seen Kemp there ?—Several
m &gt;nths.
And Foote : Four or five months.
And Ramsey : I have seen Ramsey for the last two years.
By Mr. Avory: Where have you seen Kemp ?—-I have seen
Kemp serving customers.
Standing behind the counter acting as shopman?—Yes, sir.
What is the earliest time in the morning you have been
oub?—Six o’clock.
lave you ever seen Kemp come to open the shop ?—I cannot
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Have you ever seen anyone open the shop ?—Yes.
Within the last three or four months?—Yes.
Can you say who closed it ?—I have seen a boy.
How many times ?—I cannot say.
As far as you know within the last few months, has anyone
slept there ?—Not to my knowledge.
Have- you seen Kemp there serving persons who went into
the shop with books and publications of different kinds P—Yes.
Books and other publications ?—Papers generally.
Have you seen books in the shop for sale ?—Yes.
Can you fix the earliest day when you saw Kemp there at
all ?—I cannot say.
Well approximately ?—Four or five months back.
I understand four or five months back is the earliest time
you saw him there ?—Yes, it may have been, but I cannot fix
the date.
The learned Judge : How far was it back ?
Witness : Four or five months to the best of my recollection.
Cross-examined by Mr. Foote: You say you have seen me
at Stonecutter Street occasionally ?—Yes.
How many times might that be altogether —Four or five
times.
How long is it since the first time you saw me there ?—I
cannot fix the earliest date.
But about ?—The earliest day I remember was on the 28th
of January, but I had seen you before that time.
The learned Judge: Without fixing the date, how far back
do you think P
Witness : About four or five months.
The learned Judge: You cannot exactly fix the date P
Witness : No, my lord.
Mr. Foote: What you mean is, you have seen me in Stone­
cutter Street three or four times during the past four or five
months ?
The learned Judge : Four or five times.
Mr. Foote : My estimate as to three or four times was
very excusable. Do you remember how many times
you said you had seen me in your evidence before the
Lord Mayor ? Do you remember how many times you said
you had seen me in Stonecutter Street in your deposition
before the magistrate ?—Four or five times, I think.
You would not be surprised to hear after all it was three
or four times P—It might be three or four times.
Instead of four or five ?—Yes.
Do you know what you deposed before the magistrates as
to the period of time over which those three or four times
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In your deposition before the magistrates you told them
that these three or four times extended over two or three
years. You now tell us you have seen me four or five times
instead of three or four, and that that occurred during the
last three or four months.
The learned Judge: Four or five months.
Mr. Foote: How do you explain this tremendous discre­
pancy?
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Witness: I have seen you there once since the first hearing
before the magistrates.
Mr. Foote : You now say you have seen me a certain .num­
ber of times during a certain number of months^ and before
the magistrates you say you saw me three times during a
period of two or three years.
The learned Judge: He answered that by telling you
three or four times, and he has seen you once since the trial.
Mr Foote: That does not explain the difference between
the months and the years.
The learned Judge: As to one, he has explained. As to
the other, he has not, and you have a right to get it.
Mr. Foote : How do you explain this discrepancy between
four and five months and two or three years ?
Witness: I had been on duty there two or three years.
Mr Foote: The words, my lord, are very plain: “ I saw
you three or four times.” Did you say this then ?
Witness : Three or four then, and four or five now.
Mr. Foote: You don’t know whether it was during four or
five months or two or three years ?
Mr Poland: You had no special reason for watching ?
Witness: No.
.
.
Mr. Poland: And do you account for the difference m that
way?
Witness: Yes.
Mr. Foote : Can you offer any explanation as to this vast
difference ?
.Witness: I had no special reason for taking dates.
Mr. Foote: I am speaking of the period over which the
times are distributed.
Witness: I have no further explanation to offer.
Mr. Foote : What was the last time you saw me there ?
Witness: 16th of February.
Mr. Foote: You have no precise recollection of the first
time ?
Witness : I have not.
Mr Foote: Have you seen me during any of those unfixable times transacting what looked to be business ?
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Mr. Foote: You have seen me go into the shop and come
out of it ?—Yes.
Were my stays long, do you know ?—That I cannot say.
By Mr. Ramsey: Do a large number of people go in and
out ?—Yes.
A great number of books and papers are sold there ?—I saw
a great number in the shop. I cannot say what are sold out.
You have seen a number of people go in and out ?—Yes.
You have seen me go in and out ?—Yes.
Like the others ?—Yes.
Who instructed you to watch the premises?—Detective
Sager spoke to me on the subject a week or ten days before
the first hearing. He said, “ Just take notice of whom you
see go in and out.”
Did he say, “ You will be wanted to give evidence as to
Ramsey going in here ”?—No.
Did you depose to that effect before the magistrate?—I
don’t remember.
Is it true ?—I don’t remember it.
Did he say, “ You will be wanted to give evidence as to
Ramsey going in there ”?—I don’t remember.
Did he or did he not say so ?—I don’t remember.
Will you swear he did not say so ?—He may have said so.
You won’t swear he didn’t ?—No, and I won’t swear he did.
If you said in your deposition before the magistrate you
would be wanted to give evidence, would that have been
true ? Supposing you said so before the magistrate, was that
true? Would it have been true if you had deposed that
before the magistrate ?—I don’t remember.
Mr. Ramsey ■ My lord, I am putting a very plain question.
The learned Judge : Oh yes, it is quite plain enough, and
he says he doesn’t know.
Witness : I don’t remember.
John Edward Kelland, clerk to Messrs. Batten, and Co.,
solicitors, of Victoria Street, Westminster, said in reply to
Mr. PolandDuring the last year, I went frequently to the
house in Stonecutter Street and purchased there weekly
numbers of the “Freethinker.” I know the whole of the
defendants. I have seen them at Stonecutter Street. In
July I purchased copies of the “ Freethinker” from Ramsey,
I have got the numbers I purchased from Ramsey. Each of
these I produce was purchased from Ramsey. Ramsey was
one of the defendants examined at the Mansion House in July.
Foote was also there, but Kemp was not. The numbers I
purchased were given in evidence in the presence of the two
defendants. Attention was called to the fact that they
appeared to be edited by G. W. Foote.
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correspondents, which directed letters and literary communi­
cations to be sent to G-. W. Foote, editor, 9 South Crescent, was
also called attention to. That notice appeared in these numbers,
and at the end is a statement that they were printed and
published by Ramsey at Stonecutter Street. The first I pro­
duce is dated March 26th, 1882, and the last, June 18th, 1882.
After that occasion at the Mansion House, I purchased
various other numbers at the same shop, the majority of them
from Kemp. Those begin August 6th, and run on every week
to December. In the number for December 3rd, the Christmas
Humber of the “ Freethinker” is advertised. In the Number
it says, “ Ready next week the Christmas Number of the
‘ Freethinker.’ ”
The learned Judge: Tell me what the date of the latest
number of that parcel is.
Witness : January 28th, my lord.
The learned Judge : Do you remember about what time you
saw Mr. Foote at Stonecutter Street?
Witness : On the 16th of April.
Examined by Mr. Avory : What was the earliest day you
saw Kemp there ?—I cannot say the precise day. It was soon
after the prosecution at the Mansion House.
When did you purchase the first copy from Kemp ?—I can­
not say.
May it have been two or three months after the first prose­
cution p—Before then I should say.
Would y ou swear you ever purchased one until September ?—
I cannot say the precise date.
You were clerk to the solicitor who was prosecuting the
matter in July p—Yes.
Did you ever ask Kemp for anything else except the “ Free­
thinker ?”—Yes the “ National Reformer.”
Anything else P—No other papers.
Did you see other things there?—Yes a great number of
other books and publications.
Cross-examined by Mr. Foote : When did you first see me
at Stonecutter Street ?—On the 16th of February.
Did you ever purchase a copy of rhe Christmas Number of
the “ Freethinker ” in my presence ?—No.
How do you recognise the numbers of the “ Freethinker”
you have put in p
Witness : I don’t understand what you mean.
The learned judge : Where do they come from ?
Witness : From Stonecutter Street.
Mr. Justice North: They were handed in at the Mansion
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Mr. Justice North: In whose custody were they before
they were handed in ?
Witness: In the custody of the solicitors to the first prose­
cution.
By Mr. Foote : What leads you to recognise these as the
copies you purchased when they are put before you?—My
signature.
Did you put your signature on them at the time of pur­
chase?—I did.
Inside the shop ?—At the office.
Did anyone see you sign them ?—No, not particularly.
Did you make any note of the fact ?—No.
In any memorandum book ?—No.
Did you make any memorandum of the purchase ?—No.
You are with Messrs. Batten and Co.?—I am a clerk in
their office.
They are solicitors to Sir H. Tyler ?—They are. _
The firm gave you money to purchase these copies?—Yes.
You have reason to suppose Sir H. Tyler will refund the
money?—That I know nothing about.
Do you make out bills of costs ?—I don’t.
Do you see them when they are made out ?—No.
Messrs. Batten are still Sir H. T} ler’s solicitors ?—Yes.
How did you come to put these numbers into the hands of
the prosecution in this case?—Because I was subpoenaed to do
so.
Had you any conversation with any of them before you
were subpoenaed ?—No.
No conversation about the numbers which you have pur­
chased since the first prosecution?—No,, only when Mr.
Poland asks me to produce them I do.
Are you aware how Mr. Poland became aware of your
possession of them?—I am not.
Do you think it is likely your employers tendered them ?—
No they didn’t tender them at all.
Do you think it is likely they informed the prosecution
where they could be had ?—I cannot say ; it has nothing to do
with me.
To the best of your belief has there been any interview or
correspondence between your employers (Sir H. Tyler’s solici­
tors) and the prosecutors in this case ?—There may have been.
But are you aware whether there has or not ?—There were
two or three letters.
There have been letters ?—There may have been. 1 cannot
say; I don’t look after the letters.
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Mr. Foote: He said some letters passed. He said there
had been two or three letters.
The learned judge: He said there had been some letters
passed.
Mr. Foote : Had there been p
Witness: I cannot say; there might have been.
Mr. Foote : You could not swear that letters had not passed ?
Witness: No.
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Mr. Foote : Have you any idea in your mind, speaking with­
out reservation, as to how the prosecution became aware of
the fact that your employers had deposited with them copies
of the “ Freethinker,” since the first prosecution, which you
have purchased ?
'
Witness: I don’t know, I am sure.
Mr. Foote: Will you get any extra payment for this case?
Witness : That I don’t know.
Mr. Foote: Do you expect any ?
Witness: I don’t know whether I expect any or whether I
don’t.
Mr. Foote: You expect to be treated liberally?
Witness: Yes, I suppose I may say so.
Mr. Foote: Then that is all, my lord.
Cross-examined by Mr. Ramsey: You say you have pur­
chased copies of the “ Freethinker ’’ before July last—I under­
stand you to say—chiefly from me ?—Yes, that is so.
Was I in the habit of being in the shop when you came ?—
Yes.
Serving behind the counter ?—Yes.
,
Have you bought any since July of me ?—I don t think 1
have of you.
. ,
Re-examined by Mr. Poland: In July you were examined
before the Lord Mayor ?—Yes.
Sir H. Tyler was the prosecutor ?—Yes.
That related to some of these numbers ?—Yes.
Did you give your evidence in open court in the ordinary
way ?—Yes.
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And were your depositions taken and signed, r x es.
Were you examined on the 28th of July and various other
days ?—Yes.
.
Were you called more than once and the depositions taken
on such occasion ?—Yes.
.
Do you attend by subpoena in this case P—Yes.
And it was tendered in the ordinary way ?—Yes.
Mr. Poland: That, my lord is the case on the part of the
prosecuti
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the charge brought against him. The only evidence, as far as
I can gather from the notes, is that he was not the registered
proprietor at any time, but that he was the manager of the
Freethought Publishing Company before and after removal.
The learned Judge: Are you aware he is the registered
proprietor from 1881 to 1883 ? That is in his own hand­
writing.
Mr. Oluer: I beg your lordship’s pardon. My bad sight has
led me wrong. Beyond that there is absolutely no evidence
whatever.
The learned Judge: What more do you want ?
Mr. Cluer: That does not connect him with this Christmas
Number.
The learned Judge: Doesn’t it ?
Mr. Cluer: The prosecution must prove it is published in
order to prove their case. They must prove that they com­
posed, printed and published, or caused and procured to be
published, the libel in question. The only evidence there is
to go to the jury that Ramsey had anything to do withit is the
certificate of the registration to him as proprietor of the
journal and nothing else.
The learned Judge: Assuming there is nothing else, what
more is wanted for this action ?
Mr. Cluer : There is no publication proved, my lord.
The learned Judge: There is ample evidence of publica­
tion.
Mr. Cluer: If there is it must be pointed out to me. It has
not been shown. It is a matter of the person who published.
I submit all that has been proved is that this was sold by
Kemp on two occasions, two numbers each time. It is said
that Kemp was a servant of Ramsey’s. It seems to me that
the sole facts that the prosecution have proved against
Ramsey, are that he was registered as proprietor and that the
policeman sometimes saw him enter the shop in Stonecutter
Street during the last two years, and that copies were bought
®f him by the last witness. As regards Ramsey I submit
there is no case to go to the jury.
The learned Judge: I think there is ample evidence to go
to the jury, Mr. Cluer.Mr. Cluer: I have to submit on this indictment that your
lordship should call upon the prosecution to elect against
whom they will proceed.
The learned Judge: I have already decided that.
Mr. Cluer: I am moving after evidence has been given. I
was then moving as to whether the indictment should be
quashed as it stood. I am now moving that the prosecution
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against Kemp, Ramsey, or Foote. I base my application
upon the fact that the evidence is insufficient, and I think
that it is exceedingly clear.
The learned Judge: Don’t mind what you think about it,
Mr. Cluer.
Mr Cluer: The charge is a joint offence. They are charged
jointly with a joint offence. They are not charged separately
with having committed an offence, but charged jointly with
having published blasphemous libels in the Christmas Num­
ber of the “ Freethinker.” I ask to be shown any word of
evidence that supports that charge of a joint offence in pub­
lishing, writing, or composing this Christmas Number. In
the case of the King against Lynn and Daveney, reported in
Carrington and Payne, which was a case of obstruction of
the highway, there was evidence of obstruction separately,
although the parties were charged jointly; and the learned
udge said the prosecution should elect against which they
would proceed. I submit there is no evidence of a joint
offence. If they are charged jointly the evidence must be
proved jointly. I deny that the prosecution has proved any­
thing of the kind, and on the authority of this case I ask
your lordship to call upon the prosecution to elect against
which they will proceed.
The learned Judge: My opinion is against you.
Mr. Cluer: Will your lordship reserve the point P
The learned Judge: I see no reason.. No. I forbear
giving my reasons because I could not give them without
Slating my opinion of the evidence, and that I wish to avoid.
Mr. Cluer : Will your lordship reserve this point, because
I consider this one of importance ?
The learned Judge: I don’t think it is.
Mr Cluer: Will you consider it ? I think it is a fit case.
The learned Judge : I don’t want you to tell me what you
think. I know it is only your way of speaking. I see no
similarity between this case and the one you have quoted.
Mr. Cluer: They were charged with a joint offence.
The learned Judge: No, I don’t reserve anything on that.
Mr. Cluer: I ask you to withdraw the case from the jury
as regards Foote.
The learned Judge: Your first point is on behalf of Ramsey
alone ; your last point was on behalf of both. Now it is on
hehalf of Foote.
Mr. Cluer: The evidence is that of the detective Sagar, who
produced two certificates of the registration of the “Free­
thinker,” and the second one of February 7th, 1883, shows it
was transferred to Foote as proprietor. The other evidence is
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Stonecutter Street. He did not see him often or see him
transact business, nor had he reason to suppose he transacted
business. The only other evidence I can find, is the fact of^
letters being addressed to him as editor of the “ Freethinker.”
I have to submit that that is not sufficient to convict him of
having published this particular number on which he is in
dieted jointly with the other defendants. The evidence goes
to this, that he has been seen at the place and that the paper
bears his name as editor of the “ Freethinker.
That I sub­
mit is not to be taken as an admission by the defendant in any
way of the prosecution having proved he was editor, or trans­
acted any business, or did anything to show that he wrote or
published the print. I submit the prosecution have failed to
prove that Foote has in any way published this Christmas
Number of the “ Freethinker.”
The learned Judge: I think there is evidence to go to the
jury upon the point. Portions of the evidence that bear upon
Foote I will point out by and bye.
,
Mr. Avory: With regard to the defendant Kemp, I don t
feel in a position to contest' the fact that he has been selling
these papers over the counter, and his share in the responsi­
bility is rather a question for your lordship. The general
question I leave to be dealt with by the other defendants.
Mr. Foote in a most eloquent and able address said: Gentle­
men of the jury, I stand in a position of great difficulty and dis­
advantage. On Thursday last I defended myself against the
very same charges in the very same indictment. The case lasted
nearly seven hours, and tne jury retired for more than two hours
without being able to come to an agreement. They were then
discharged, and the learned judge said he would try the case
again on Monday with a new jury. As I had been out on bail
from my committal, and as I stood in the same position after
that abortive trial as before it commenced, I asked the learned
judge to renew my bail, but he refused. I pleaded that I should
have no opportunity to prepare my defence, and I was peremp­
torily told I should have the same opportunity as I had had that
day. Well, gentlemen, I have enjoyed the learned judge’s
opportunity. I have spent all the weary hours since Thursday,
with the exception of the three allowed for bodily exercise
during the whole interval, in a small prison-cell six feet wide,
and so dark that I could neither write nor read at midday with­
out the aid of gaslight. There was around me no sign of the
animated life I am accustomed to, nothing but the loathsome
sights and sounds of prison life. And in these trying and de
pressing circumstances I have had to prepare to defend myself in
a new trial against two junior counsel and a senior counsel, who
have had no difficulties to contend with, who have behind them

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the wealth and authority of the greatest and richest Corporation
in the world, and who might even walk out of court in the
perfect assurance that the prosecution would not be allowed to
suffer in their absence. Now, gentlemen of the jury, I want
you to bear in mind who it is, or rather who they are, that insti­
gated this prosecution, commenced it, have found all the money
for it, and are still carrying it on. There can be no doubt in
your minds after the examination and cross-examination you
have listened to, that all the money for this prosecution will be
found by the Corporation of the City of London, a body which
seems to have more money than it knows what to do with, a fact,
however, which will not surprise you when you consider that
such a body can go to the expense of £30,000 to give a dinner to
a prince. Some of you may have noticed within the precincts
of the City of London—holy as they are—certain publications
hawked about the streets, with which there is no interference;
publications hawked about in a manner intended to excite
prurient curiosity on the part of the people who purchase them.
These periodicals are not interfered with, while the periodical
which is before you, or rather the publication which is before
you, considering the small publicity that appears to have been
given to it before the Corporation of London gave it such a
splendid advertisement, seems to have been ferreted out from
comparative obscurity in order that a ground of indictment may
be found against those who are alleged to be connected with
it, and in order that the City of London may show—before the
Government absorbs it into a larger and, I hope, more effective
and beneficent Corporation—a last remnant of its old character;
may go back for fifty years of its own history to apply again
principles that have never been appealed to since the prosecu­
tion in London of the Rev. Robert Taylor; may show to the
whole of the Kingdom that the City of London, with almost its
last breath, is determined to uphold those principles which are,
I have no doubt, at its base in the past, and to show how
much evil it can do before it is abolished for ever. It is
alleged I am the editor of the “ Freethinker.” Supposing it were
true, I am not in the witness-box and I am not here to give evi­
dence. Neither affirmations nor denials are my business. Sup­
pose I had edited every number of the “ Freethinker,” that would
not give you sufficient proof to warrant you putting me in peril
of the grave penalties that your verdict of Guilty would render
me liable to. Even that would not show I was really responsible
for the publication which lies before you. Again I say you must
judge from what evidence has been tendered by the prosecution.
Of course if men may be committed for trial on speculation
and sent to gaol on suspicion, it may be pleaded that there are
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that, but I think, gentlemen, you will agree with me that such
a course ought not to be, and shall not be justified, if you have
any power of deciding this by the verdict you give. The evidence
against me, technically speaking, is rubbish. You have one or
two witnesses that really speak as if they mean all they say, and
all the evidence they can give against me is that I have been
seen at Stonecutter Street a few times, amounting, as one wit­
ness said, to four or five times, over a period of several years.
Some other persons who say they have seen me go in and out are
very shaky in their evidence, and if the policeman is only as
shaky on his legs as in his evidence, it is a wonder to me he can
continue to be an efficient officer of the force. What value is
there in the testimony of a witness like this, who deposes before
one court that there are four or five times extending over as
many months, and in another court that there are three or four,
extending over two years? You have the fact alleged, and it
may be considered proved, I supposed, by the learned counsel for
the prosecution—I don’t know whether he takes that view of it
or not—that on the 6th of February there was a change made
in the registration of the proprietorship of the “ Freethinker,”
and from that time I stood in the position of proprietor. That
is a considerable distance from the 16th of December, when,
according to the indictment, the blasphemous libels are said to
have been committed. Tne reference which has been read to
you from a recent number is one which in continuity of business
would evidently be made by anybody concerned in it. These
things don’t call for public statements to readers of papers. What
is said in a police court or criminal court like this is naturally
authoritative. What is said in newspapers is only with a view to
the interest of the publication and the just curiosity of the readers
in certain matters and certain words. Evidence has been ten­
dered that letters addressed to me as editor of the “Freethinker”
have been delivered at South Crescent to me, but neither of the
two postmen can swear he delivered any document so addressed
to me between the 16th of November and the 16th of December,
when you would naturally say any editorial work connected with
the publication would have to be done. The evidence of the
servant girl Finter is that she saw one copy of the Christmas
Number of the “ Freethinker ” in my room. She admits that
she saw, and has seen in my room, papers of all shapes, sizes,
and colors. The learned counsel for the prosecution read you
an extract from a number of the “ Freethinker ” to the effect
that it had a large circulation, and I feel quite sure in my own
mind that no Christmas Number nor any other Freethought pub­
lication would be interfered with unless it had a large sale. So
long as a Freethought publication has a small sale there is no
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beginning to permeate large sections of society that men think it
necessary to interfere on behalf of their own threatened interests.
All indications point to the fact that this publication would have a
large sale, and it would not be a wonderful thing if a copy of the
paper were found in the room of a man whose room is littered
with papers of all sorts, colors, and sizes. I make no statements
or denials; I merely deal with the evidence. I say there is not
a shred of evidence which would justify you in your position,
having to give a grave legal verdict, to say in that position and
capacity that I am responsible for this or any blasphemous libel
which can be found within the corners of the publication.
I will leave all that. It is not a kind of business in
which I am particularly skilled or interested. I respect thetalent, ability and character of the learned gentlemen, but I
should not care to make it my business to participate in such
work as they have to do. I will proceed with what to me is of
more interest, the consideration of the grounds of this prosecution,
not from a technical point of view as the evidence concerns my­
self, but: rom the broader point as it may concern myself and co­
defendants alike. What is it? Were I in your position, and a
man were brought before me on a grave criminal charge, I should
ask this question—Under what statute is he prosecuted ? I am
perfectly aware you will get your legal directions as to the law
as it now stands from the learned judge, but I am not less aware
that in defending myself I have all the privileges of a counsel,
that I have a right to deal with everything included within the
borders of the indictment; and I submit if there is any dis­
tinction to be made between a counsel in the law pleading for his
elient, and a defendant who can only plead for himself, because
his purse is not long enough to purchase that legal defence—if
any such distinction is to be made, it should be made in favor of
the man who stands in such a position of danger as I have the
misfortune to stand in now. If you ask under what statute I am
prosecuted, you will have as an answer, no statute. This is an.
indictment at common law. Common law is what ? Judge-made
law. I have the very highest respect for the intellectual power,
the legal accomplishments, and the character of the learned judges
who occupy our bench, but I do say that all judges—no matter
what their position might be; no matter however wise or
disinterested their judgments may be on ordinary criminals—
necessarily from their position, are inheritors of that old and
bad tradition of the priority of the Crown in all Crown prosecutions,
especially when they touch the liberty of the press or the liberty
of association, and the fight of free speech, bad traditions which
have, unfortunately, as every reader of Government-allowed pro­
secutions during the last 150 years knows, stained our legal
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oppression. Now, gentlemen, I am making no invidious com­
ments ; I am only stating general principles and general facts ;
and it is because of these facts and the principles which are implied
in them that I want to impress upon you, the necessity of not
allowing yourselves to be enmeshed by merely legal cobwebs. You
have to give a decision on this very grave question, which I shall
have to show you later on in my address, will have far reaching
consequences whichever way your verdict goes, to give that
decision on the broad, grounds of common sense and equity,
with a due regard to what I have to say and a full regard to what
the learned judge may have to say to you in his direction. J
said the common law was judge-made law. We have been told
by the learned counsel for .the prosecution, that we cannot
permit insults to the Christian religion, that we may permit dis­
cussion on controverted points of religion, but we cannot allow
insults to Christianity. I have to complain that while the
language of old decisions is referred to, absolute and accurate
language is not cited. I defy anybody to point out a single case
in which any man has been prosecuted, much less in which any
man has been convicted and sentenced, on a charge of merely
bringing the true religion into contempt. The word contempt
has always been coupled with the word unbelief or disbelief—to
bring the Christian religion into disbelief or contempt. You must
see the reasonableness of so coupling it. You must couple the
truth of the thing with its immunity from insult, and so in all
decisions the word disbelief was used with contempt. The phrase,
“ controverted points of religion ” has never been used. It was held
by Lord Justice Abbot, that while no general attack on Christianity
could be permitted or tolerated, discussion on controverted points
was allowable. Now, the learned counsel for the prosecution
did not even dare to put the language of the learned judges to
you in its old and, as I think, hideous nakedness; but he used
the word religion, implying you were to believe that contro­
verted points of religion in general were to be discussed, but
that no religion was to be insulted. I affirm broadly, and I don’t
think it can be contradicted, that it is only religion established
by law which has any standing in this country.
In proof of this, Mr. Foote quoted the case of the Scorton
Nunnery, reported at page 196 in the third volume of “Russell
•n Crimes,” and proceeded:—
So that you see here the learned judge lays it down that
Mahomedans, Jews, and even Roman Catholics, may be insulted
with impunity, so long as you only insult the latter sects on those
points on which they happen to differ from the religion esta­
blished by law in our own country. Does not that show that
we are dealing simply with a judge-made law, called common
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Some very grave remarks on that will occur a little later on. I
ask you to consider, what is it really that lies behind all this?
There can be no doubt whatever that the basis of all law against
blasphemy, whether statute or common law, is priestcraft. It is
a commonplace of the history of English law, as well indeed as
of the law of Christendom at large, that all laws against heresy
were originally not only punishable by, but tryable by, ecclesias­
tical courts. I don’t mean that the ecclesiastical courts punished
the offender, but they pronounced sentence upon him, and then
handed him over to the secular power to be dealt with according
to the judgment of the Church. Mr. Justice Stephens says that
law is not abolished yet; but what I want to show you is that
the common law was really brought effectively into operation
after the abolition of the writ de heretico comburendo in the
reign of Charles II., that the common law is the after glow of
the setting sun of persecution, and that the judges brought it
in not to serve the public, but to serve the Church. Who was
the first man who used the words that “ Christianity is part and
parcel of the law of England ” ? Sir Matthew. Hale was the first
judge who used those words. Without refering anybody to the
statute on which he relied, the judge sentenced people to be
burnt to death for witchcraft, or to be hung ; and no doubt his
common sense was quite as great in the one case as the other.
What is the prosecution of Freethinkers but the outcome of the
same superstition which in the old days burnt and hanged .poor
women and children for a crime we know now to be impossible ?
And the time will come when we shall recognise the crime of
blasphemy to be impossible. When a great Roman Emperor,
Tiberius, was asked by an informer to allow a prosecution for
an offence against the gods, his reply was that the wrongs against
the gods must be dealt with by the gods. *1 hat is a point you
will have to consider more fully when you come to the indict­
ment. The spirit which underlies all prosecutions for blasphemy
has its origin in priestcraft in the past, and the credulity and
ignorance thus engendered support it to-day. Samuel Taylor
Coleridge, the poet, well said that the statement that Christianity
is part and parcel of the law of the land is as absurd as if one
were to say—supposing there to be a law to. protect carpenter«
and builders in the exercise of their profession—that architec­
ture was a part of the British Constitution. Let us see if
Christianity can be declared to be part and parcel of the law of
the land. What is the source of law ? The House of Commons
and the House of Lords, and the Crown giving its assent, to bills
passed by those two Houses. The House of Commons initiates
matters of legislation. But are all the members of that House
Christians ? The Christian oath every member was obliged to
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broken down for many years, and a theistic oath substituted, for
it; so that we have in the House of Commons—Jews, who cer­
tainly are not Christians, whose ancestors crucified Jesus Christ,
whom Christians believe to have been, and to be, God,—Jews,
who believed that Jesus Christ was not God, and that he was a
blasphemer—and they have a hand in making the laws of the
country in which Christianity is part and parcel of the law of
the land ! There are many men inside the House of Commons
who had not the same odium and obloquy to encounter as Mr.
Bradlaugh, but who still, in secret, are known to be sharers in
his views. We had lately returned to the House of Commons, as
member for Newcastle, Mr. .Morley. He is well known as a
Positivist. A Positivist is one who believes in Auguste Comte’s
philosophy, a man whom the late Léon Gambetta declared to
have been the greatest thinker of the 19th century. What was
the object of Comte's philosophy? It was to reorganise society
by the systematic cultivation of humanity. Mr. Morley is a
believer in that. Mr. Morley took to spelling god with a small
g, and the Spectator, in retaliation, printed Mr. Morley’s name Í
with a small m. Mr. John Morley is returned by the electors of |
Newcastle, and takes his seat in the House of Commons to help ■
to make the laws of the country in which Christianity is part
and parcel of the law of the land! You have not only Jews
and heretics in that House, but you have men shaky in their
religious belief. I suppose if one said several of the Radical
members of the House were Christians, one would be asked if
he had been dining too much. There are men of all shades of
opinion, not only of opposite opinions, but opinions antagonistic
to Christianity, sitting in our national Legislature, helping to
make the laws of the land. How, therefore, can it be said that
Christianity is part and parcel of the law of the land? It has
been said, and said in this court—not to-day, but on a previous
trial—under this very same indictment, that a belief in the
divinity of Jesus Christ as lord and savior,- and many other
doctrines of Christianity, are necessary, because without them
you have no guarantee for morality, and you have without them
no guarantee as to the evidence tendered in a court. The phi ase
used was that it interfered with the proper administration of the
law. How can a disbelief in Christianity interfere with the
administration of the law? The judgeshave over and over again
said that the great sanction of the oath was a belief in future
rewards and punishments. I scarcely condescended to examine
such an argument, which makes—
“ The fear of hell the hangman’s whip
To hold the wretch in order,”
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call him a man. I scorn to examine such an argument, but I
want you to see this. If a belief in the doctrine is the great sanc­
tion of the oath, the oath has been practically abolished by legis­
lation, because though it is true the oath is taken in a court of
justice, it is also true that the oath may be replaced by
an affirmation; and the prosecution know very well that
the evidence of the men given on affirmation is as good as that
o-iven on oath. It is clear that there is no compulsory oath now,
and that consequently there is no reason whatever for saying
that if certain doctrines be perverted, the sanctity of the oath is
«■one too. You know there is a large amount of perjury takes
place in the courts of justice. Who are tie perjurers—the people
who give their evidence on oath or who give it on affirmation ?
Gentlemen, it is a fact that the perjurers don’t come from those
who give evidence on affirmation, but from those who give it on
oath, so that the sanctity of the oath may be one thing, and the
sanctity of a man’s word another thing. Just glance for a
moment over one or two instances of prosecution that have
occurred under these laws. I will carry you back to the time of
Naylor who, for blasphemy, was brought up beiore Lord Com.
missioner Whitelocke. They had whipped him, imprisoned him,
and they wished to put him to death. Lord Whitelocke gave it
as his opinion that the time had passed for putting people to
death. He said the power has lapsed, and Naylor was not put to
death' So that you see what is considered blasphemy in one
age and for which a man may be put to death, in another age
may not be so considered, clearly showing that blasphemy is a
matter of opinion amongst rival contending sects, and that those
who have the upper hand would make a denial of their doctrines
blasphemy. I want you to bear that carefully m mind. 1 now
come to the last century. Woolston was sent to gaol and lmo-ered there for years, because he did not believe that the five
books of the Pentateuch were inspired. Bishop Colenso can prove
the same thing to day without refutation, aud still remain a
Bishop of the English Church. We have changed very much, I
think, since then. Peter Annett was sentenced to a month m
Newgate, ordered to stand in the pillory twice, had to undergo
a year’s imprisonment, and was brought back toNewgate until he
found sureties for his good behavior. . What was his offence?
His offence was denying the authenticity of the Pentateuch.
The same thing is done by the Bishop of Exeter, one of the con­
tributors to “Essays and Reviews,” which Lord Shaftesbury
declared to be blasphemous productions vomited forth from
hell You, gentlemen, have heard the name of Gibbon, who
said that the religions of the ancients were thought by the
philosophers as equally false, by the people as equally rue, and
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know of Hume, one of the greatest metaphysicians that ever
lived, and of Bolingbroke, the great orator and statesmen, both
■of whom were Freethinkers. These men’s writings, all men of
learning and leisure read. Nobody ever thought of’ interfering
with them, but when the men of the people come and utter the
same doctrines they propounded, and sell them at the people’s
price, in the language of the people, it is called blasphemy—thus
clearly showing that blasphemy only means heresy written for
the people at the people’s price. You have always had blas­
phemy prosecutions against cheap papers, showing the clear
motive in the minds of those who institute those proceedings.
The seller of the works of Thomas Paine was prosecuted^
Richard Carlile spent nine years in gaol for selling prosecuted
publications, but in the end he triumphed; and I say that the
exertions of that man and those who took part in the strugo-le
with him, gave us more than a generation of peaceful enjoyment
of one of the grandest principles—the liberty of the press, which
is seriously threatened by proceedings like this. For if you get a
verdict against one paper for one offence, you may bring prose­
cutions against other publications; and I see there is an*3associa­
tion started with a live secretary, whose object it is, seeing that
the monster of Persecution has been roused out of its lair, to
prosecute such writers as Professor Huxley, Professor Tyndall,
Mr. Herbert Spencer, and others of that class. It is therefore
clear that these bigots will be overjoyed if you give a verdict
against us, because they know that ttien bigotry in this country
will become active and give them support, so that they may­
crush down those who turn back from the darkness of the past
and throw out the effulgent light of the sun of knowledge and
progress, in whose meridian beam will bask the generations
of those who follow us. Supposing you believe there is proof
of publication against me and my co-defendants of the alleo-ed
blasphemous libel which lies before you, still the proof of publi­
cation does not suffice. You have to bear in mind that belief
on your part that this is a blasphemous libel does not suffice.
You have to find there was malice in the case. Our indictment
charges us with having wickedly published this, so that you must
find theie was malice in the case before you can brin.tr jjx &amp;
verdict of Guilty.
°
T
from Folkard On the “Law of Slander and
Label Mr. Foote proceeded: We, as the defendants, say that
there has been no malice whatever. There has been no evidence
tendered as to malice. There is plenty of money behind the pro­
secution ; plenty of detectives have been engaged; plenty of
spies may be purchased at a price. Those spies may have been
paid to follow us, to listen to our conversation, to hear what we
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feelings or to make malicious insults. Nothing of that sort has
been done, for the simple reason that no such evidence ever
existed and could not be proved by any number of spies or
detectives. There has been no malice proved, and 1 don t know
that it is necessary to do anything except to draw your attentio
to Folkard, who says malice must be proved before you can bring
in a verdict of Guilty. It has not only not been proved, but
there has been no evidence tendered; therefore you are h°und
to believe there has been no malice, and bring m a verdict of Not
Guilty, and withhold your verdict of Guilty from theprosecutors,
who have the Corporation of the City of London behind them
One of the members (Aiderman Fowler) of the Corporation is
now sitting on the bench while the case is being tried. Now
gentlemen^ when we talk about outraging people s f eelings I
want to know whose feelings are referred to. Does e p .
cution really think it can get you to believe that the^jmlemical
language of Christian controversies is not as outrageous to the
feehngs of those they are opposed to as anything you can^find
in the pages of that publication? If I give you a few choice
epithets Ised by Christian polemists, you will agree there
isPnothing exceptmnal. The following epithets are all extracted
from onegecclesiastical historian, and as he was a Christian you can
find no fault with him there. In Mosheim we find the lofiowmg
choice epithets:-“ A set of^iserable and
“ Malignant and superficial reasoners.
That refers
thinkers. When you remember that there was no prosecution o
this language and when you remember it has been said that the
Wood of martyrs is the seed of the Church, andnoticethe persistent
use by Christians of weapons of ridicule against Paganism, which
was the established religion of the Roman people, then yoube
able to measure at its true value the charge against us—that we
have used ridicule and malice in our attack on religion estabSa by law in our own land. Some of these phrases whmh
were applied to the Romans were “servile; . perfidious,
“ bloodsuckers ;” “ ignorant, wretched ;” “ exercised unna, ur
lusts-” “procuring abortion;” consecrated brothels to divmitíí"
stupidity;” ferocious;” olieentmus people;”
“bigoted multitude;” savage tyranny of Ro“a“i.1^Pfer®2v
Here is a description of Christians :—fhey are “guilty of man}
forgeries •” have “ given us a series of fables;” their martyrologies
beXmaAsof “ignorance and falsehood;” the early history of
the apostles is “loaded with fables, doubts and difficulties,
shortly after Christs death there were “several historiansfull
of pious frauds and fabulous wonders; they were super
stitious*” “ignorant;” Christian books were “corrupted and
interpolated by Christians;” men have “forged books in_the
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are to be found in “Mosheim’s Ecclesiastical History,” and
give a good idea of how Christians treat their enemies or those
who differ from them in religion. Mr. Foote next submitted, from
the same book, Christian descriptions of ancient philosophers:_
“ Enslaved to superstition;” “perfidious accusers;” “virulent;”
had recourse to “ wild fictionsand romantic fables;” “ malignant
calumniators;” “trifling cavillers;” “supercilious;” “volup­
tuous;” “ sensual.” Christian description of heretics and their
beliefs : “ None had real piety at heart;” “wild and fanatical ;”
“ monstrously abused Christian religion to the encouragement
of their vices;” “pretended reformers;” having “licentious
imaginations;” “delusion;” “folly;” “impious;” “extrava­
gant;” had “fictitious writings;” “blasphemers;” “fictitious
miracles;” “vile impostors;” “pernicious;” “odious magicians ;” “lunatics;” “fornicators;” “grossly immoral;” believed
in a “multitude of fictions;” “ impious doctrines ; ” favored the
“lusts and passions ” and “all sorts of wickedness;” “impious,
blasphemous, absurd notions ;” “full of impiety ;” “ most horrid,
licentiousness;” “enormous wickedness;” “ignorant fanatics.”
Christian description of priests of other religions: “Licen­
tious ;” ministered to “vice,” “cunning;” “crafty;” “cheats-”
“ lazy and selfish ;” “ rabble ;” “ perfidious ;” “ virulent ;” “ bloody
priesthood ;” “ bloodthirsty ;” “ little better than atheists.” Chris­
tian descriptions of Jews: “ Gave vigor to every sinful desire;”
“sunk in ignorance;” “profligate wickedness;” “licentious;”
“hypocrites;” “virulent and malignant;” “abandoned people;”
“inhuman;” “perfidious.” Christian description of the sacred
things of the Jews: “Extravagant and idle fancies ;”“ idolatry."
Christian ridicule of the religion of others : “ Grossest idolatry •”
offered “prayers void of piety and sense;” transacted tiling
“ contrary to modesty and decency ;” “ object of ridicule and
contempt;” “wretched theology;” “inhuman rites;” “vulgar
superstition;” “corrupt and most abominable system of super­
stition ;” “fables of the priests ;” “superstition of the heathen
priests.’ Christians description of gods of other people:
“ Famous for their vices ;” “egregious criminals.” Christian de­
scription of Roman magistrates : “ Suborned false accusers •”
were “corrupt judges. Mr. Foote continued as follows:—
When one sees all the sects have been doing and saying of one
another, one can only settle as to which to believe by adopting
Voltaires plan, who, when he saw two old ladies quarrelling
said, u Well, I believe them both.’* In all ages contending parties
have reviled each other. Lucian lampooned the Christians, and
they were as severe on the Pagans. The “Octavius” of
Minutius Felix is a dialogue in which, while Cæcilius (the heathen)
complains that Christians spit on Pagan gods, Octavius (the
Christian) satirises the Pagans for, of all things, what think you?

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—for worshipping the cross with a man upon it. Iren seus calls
his opponente ‘‘slimy serpents” and many abusive epithets,
Scules the ceons. Tertullian abuses Marcion and Herbe seen in Gibbon's account of the Anan
^Mother of God controversy. It was the same wi h Clement
of Alexandria and other writers against heretics. A &lt;^e num­
ber of Lollard ballads, writings, and prints were satirical, an
in the times of the Reformation caricatures on religious subjects
were common. Erasmus’ -Praise of Folly,” which was Ulusfra+ed bv Holbein who caricatured the Pope, is full of gwis
iTisar« This work, says D’Aubigne, did more than any­
thin o- else to confirm the sacerdotal tendency of the age. I he
Catholics said Erasmus, laid the egg and Luther batched it. The
Reformers were treated with the grossest abuse and scunrl.ty
wh ch they amply repaid. D’Aubigne, in his “ History of the
Reformation of the 16th Century,” saysLuther s name
X^std^
pasXTof IjeopfSCalled

fortnight or a mOnth at most,’ said they, ‘ and this notorious
heretic will be burnt.’ ” Luther wrote, but did not publish, a
little treatise “De Execranda Venere Romanorum which I
thtek W best be left untranslated. Luther was a Protestant
and Henry VIII. became a Protestant too, after quai idling with
Se Pope bocanse he would not gratify his lust

I will show myself -“^^XVhorei Iwd) tuTmLe^on
SmgOai waiepr'ovoke Satan until he falls down lifeloss and
the weapons they are Pow ^“^^“Tliai Aquinas?'

TTnll in his “Modern Infidelity” says of mfadels .— rmy rov«
darkness rather than lmht, because their deeds are evil (pieface).

3s£i»ienTeVS°“^

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take up the journals devoted to the promulgation and mainten­
ance of rival ideas, you will find they are full of abuse of each
other, the Protestant papers speaking of the Roman Catholics as
being professors of a religion which they describe as the ___ _
1 wiil not use the strong expression they employ~the scarlet lady
of Babylon. Do not they call Catholics idolators and blasphemers
and do not the Roman Catholics turn round and call the Pro­
testants heretics and blasphemers? Do not men callin»• them
selves the Salvation Army go about and use the symbols and the
time-honored expressions of the creed, and associate them with
the most brutal language of military camps; yet, because they
wear the label of Cnnstians, they are not blasphemers. Nobody in
this country, whatever his religion, is called upon to respect the
feelings of anyoody else. It is only the Freethinker who is
told to respect the feelings of people from whom he differs
and to respect them how ? To respect not when he enters the
place of their worship, not when he stands side by side with
them m the public streets in the business or pleasure of life but
to respect their feelings even when he reads only what is in­
tended to be read, by Freethinkers without even knowing that a
single pair of Christian eyes is to scan the page. Is not that
similar to what is attempted here ? I think you will agree that
it is. Whose feelings have been outraged ? Would it not have
been well to have put some one in that box who was prepared to
swear that his feelings had been outraged ? With the wealth of
the Corporation of the City of London a quantity of any feelinoof outrage against this or any other publication can b A manufac°
tured. Whose feelings have been outraged by the publication
which lies before you? It bears its name outside ■ th-re is
nothing, surreptitious about it; anybody who purchased it would
do so with his eyes open ; those who purchase it must want it •
it is not thrust into their hands by some one who said “ I am a
Freethinker, I want your feelings outraged, your ’sense of
decency scarified, and therefore I put this into your hand ”
Nothing of the sort has been done, nothing of the kind Las
been proved. Those who purchased the paper have done so by
going for it into the shops themselves. Whose feelinp-s there­
fore have been injured? Nobody's except those who went into
the shops to purchase copies of the paper to prosecute, and whose
feelings are not worthy of your consideration. Come for a
moment to. the question of ridicule. Take the comic papers.
I hey contain sometimes ridicule of a serious nature You mns*
never suppose because a man pulls a long face that he is wiser
and better than others. You must never imagine because a man
has a serious look that his judgment is better than that of a
happy-looking person. Often the finest wit in the world haa
been summed up in an epigram, and some of the greatest men

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^ponente t"'“so th^’bad no wit
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Didthe Liberal Party on that subject say •‘We ™t a —s
• i +u„ odiMr of that paper because our feelings nave oceu
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we can ridicule people.

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Because

how^idteulcms^t1^ the consequence isthathe begins torecognise

Its absurdity. Suppose you were to take the
poi
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pictures called A back vie
.
Looked at from the
view of the Freethinker,
Christian whose state of
point of view of the s&gt;mPle c*e ™ Christians of the middle ages
Hd ^?:^"ddev» j“X holy ghost and
to depict god and Jesus ana
,g in pictures and on
vi^1D’
impassive • but looked§at from the point of view
walls, it may be impressive,
matter of scripture
of the Freethinker, put W
P absurdity For it is prebefore you, you reduce^it to an utter
h
when the
posterousm an age like thrs to be neve si .
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foundations of the old fait
„rotten bv no one knows whom,
scholarship, to believe in writings writtenby no one know^
at a time no one knows when, an
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in the old Hebrew
It is impossible, I say that any one can be
t
the
myth ridiculed in that picture. Cai\y0nVboimd to believe he
infinite, the spirit of the universe as y &lt;
a ppj and sent
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to see his back parts ? I shall not trouble you with any comic
-extracts from the Bible, but I might give you plenty of illus­
trations of ridicule from the Bible. Don’t you remember that
altercation that took place between the prophet Elijah and
the priests of Baal? They built altars and they called
respectively on their gods. The priests of Baal cried and
cut themselves, but the fire would not come. What did
Elijah do? Did he say “I have been reading your philo­
sophical treatise on the subject of Baal, and I find there
a difficulty in the way of accepting your creed?” Did he
say “ there are controverted points which I think we ought to
dispute about and settle”? -Nothing of the sort; he turned to
them with the gravest irony and said: “ Where is your god? Is
he asleep? Has he gone on a journey?” Gentlemen, that is the
.language of ridicule, and if what the learned counsel for the pro­
secution has told you to-day be true, the priests of Baal would
have been perfectly justified in turning upon the prophet Elijah
and settling him upon the spot; but they seemed to have more
sympathy than even the learned counsel for the prosecution.
Ridicule is only irksome to priests and preachers of religion.
They are the only people who ask to be protected from ridicule.
Did you ever hear of a man going to a court and asking for a
summons for ridiculing an astronomer ? Did you ever hear of
a summons being demanded for ridiculing a geologist? You
never, heard of such a thing as an astronomer, a geologist,
chemist, or man of science, asking to be protected from ridicule.
If you went to a physiologist like Professor Huxley and laughed
at the truth of his deductions he would say “ Laugh away, but it
doesn’t touch the truththerefore he would never think of seek­
ing protection. Why ?—because he has got the truth, and the
truth can protect itself. These men don’t dread ridicule because
they know they have the truth and can prove it to every in­
quiring mind. It is only priests and preachers of religion who
claim protection. I am a Freethinker, but I know my Bible
well, and perhaps knowing it so well has made me a Freethinker;
and I know, gentlemen, the life recorded in that book of the
founder of Christianity. I know, gentlemen, whatever failings or
flaws Freethinkers may think they find, not so much in his cha­
racter as in his teaching, and which I can quite understand as he
was not in the possession of the knowledge of to-day, yet wo
can say this, that he never gave any instructions to his dis­
ciples to bring men who differ from them or who would
not receive their doctrine before the magistrate. He never
told them to spend their money in employing learned counsel
to prosecute those men before the judges and juries in order
to cast them into gaol or cripple them by fine. He tells his dis­
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wheat from the tares was to be left to a greater wisdom than
theirs. From the Atheist point of view that is the true doctrine.
Surely god must know his need! Surely he is powerful enough
to avenge an insult against himself! Surely the all-searching
eye of him, who you believe can pierce into the recesses of
other men’s ’hearts and know all, must disapprove of avenging
his insulted majesty by bringing an impeachment against men
such as befits those who lived in barbarous times, and who were
excluded from the light of science and scholarship which we
enjoy to-day! It is only priests and teachers of religion who
claim protection, because they feel that their authority depends
upon privilege. They feel that unless they make a bold stand
for their hold upon law, their hold upon the people may slip.
They feel that it is necessary to guard their dogmas from the
rough approach of common sense, and therefore those laws
are always enforced in their interests. I ask you whether^ it is
not a ghastly mockery to say when after 1800 years of Chnstianity^which is supposed to be divine, there are men who not
only disbelieve it, and men in growing numbers who. disbelieve
it, men who can actually assail it as they think in the interests of
the salvation of mankind, that there should be such a prosecu­
tion as this ? Surely the god who said, “ Let there be light and
there was light,” when he sent religion, would know of its effectupon the world: and the fact that the world is not convinced is
to my mind conclusive proof that god has not spoken, for if he
had no one could have resisted his voice. Why may not Chris­
tianity take its chance ? If it is argued against let it defend
itself, not by the policeman’s truncheon ; let it defend an artistic
or intellectual attack by intellectual or artistic weapons, and not
confess itself beaten and then rush to drag its adversaries before
judges, just as the Jews and Pagans dragged Christians ?v“en
they could not put them down. The time has passed for
certain ideas to be privileged, and every doctrine must
take its chance. You will find that we are charged in
the indictment with “publishing blasphemous libels against
the Christian religion, to the high displeasure of almighty
god, to the scandal and reproach of the Christian pro­
fession, and against the peace of our Lady the Queen, her
Crown, and dignity.” The high displeasure of almighty S0“^3
a matter you will not touch. If you believe in god, and the
words of your oath imply you do, then you know he is omnipo­
tent, that he is all-seeing, that he is all-wise, all-just, and you
must leave to that high tribunal the punishment or the forgive
ness of any offence against itself. It has often been said in books
of law that it is not for the protection of god, or even for theprotection of the Christian religion as such that these blasphemy
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almighty god, ■which, tends to a breach of the peace. That is the
last clause stated here. The high displeasure, of almighty god
we dismiss. The reproach to the Christian religion we may also
dismiss pretty briefly. As a matter of fact, the reproach to the
Christian religion is being carried on to-day by the leading
scholars and scientific men, not only of England but of every
country in the civilised world. It is as well you should reflect
upon this. I have already mentioned certain names selected
by the Protestant Prosecution Society to be proceeded against:
Professor Huxley, Professor Tyndall, Mr. Morley, and others.
These men are all writing to the scandal of the Christian
religion. Is it not a greater scandal to religion to say it is
false than to laugh at it? Is it not worse to call a man a
liar than to laugh at him? There can be no greater offence
to Christianity, if it is to be fenced about by law, than that
which nine-tenths of the leading writers in every country are
committing. The clergy bewail it every year; the bishops are
constantly lamenting the decline of religion, and one of them
has said that god is being pushed from our popular life, and
that the intellect of the nation instead of supporting the
Christian religion is arrayed against it. What greater scandal
can there be than that ? I can understand the logical bigotry
of the men who want to prosecute leading blasphemers. John
Stuart Mill, who was brought up without any Christian belief,
whose father said that the idea of deity which the Christian
religion taught was the highest conception of wickedness—John
Stuart Mill disbelieved Christianity. He has left it on record in
his autobiography, and in the “ Essays on Atheism ” published
since his death. Those are two instances. Herbert Spencer
speaks in the freest way in his books about the Trinity, in which
one person is offended for the sins of persons outside the
Trinity, and another person of the Trinity makes atonement,
and yet all three are one. In his “ Sociology ” he cites many in­
stances of the lengths to which bigotry and credulity have gone.
He illustrates the absurdity of the Trinity by three persons
endeavoring to stand on one chair. If the “Freethinker '’ made
a drawing of that kind to show the absurdity of the Trinity it
would be a blasphemy, but a Christian, although a philosopher,
is not a blasphemer when he gives the illustration I have men­
tioned. As reading quotations is a weariness of spirit to the
reader and listener, I shall only trouble you with a few, but I
shall run over the cases of one or two men outside the
churches, and I will go to two dead men besides John Stuart
Mill I speak of them as of to-day because their writings are of
to-day, and the spirit of their works lives with us. You have
heard of Shelley's “ Queen Mab.” That work has been sold for
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England and America. No person would think of prosecuting
for the sale of Shelley’s “ Queen Mab ” now, and yet it is full of
the completest dissent from, and reproach to, the Christian reli­
gion and all religion. I don’t propose to read you any extract
from that. Mr. Foote having referred to Byron’s poem in reply
to Southey’s, in which the king is described as slipping into
heaven, and concluding with the lines—
“ When the tumult dwindled to a calm,
He left him practising the Hundredth Psalm,”

he remarked that nobody ever thought of proceeding against the
sale of Byron’s works. He next proceeded to refer to Professor
Huxley’s works, and quoted the following from his “Lay Ser­
mons” : “Themyths of Paganism are as dead as Osiris or Zeus,
and the man who should revive them, in opposition to the know­
ledge of our time, would be justly laughed to scorn; but the
coeval imaginations current among the rude inhabitants of Pales­
tine, recorded by writers whose very name and age are admitted
by every scholar to be unknown, have unfortunately not yet
shared their fate, but, even at this day, are regarded by ninetenths of the civilised world as the authoritative standard of fact
and the criterion of the justice of scientific conclusions, in all
that relates to the origin of things, and among them, of species.
In this nineteenth century, as at the dawn of modern physical
science, the cosmogony of the semi-barbarous Hebrew is the
incubus of the philosopher and the opprobrium of the orthodox.”
Having referred to the “Evolution of Christianity,” from which
he read an extract, Mr. Foote read the following two quotations
from “Mill on Liberty”: “No Christian more firmly believes
that Atheism is false, and tends to the dissolution of society, than
Marcus Aurelius believed the same things of Christianity; he
who, of all men then living, might have been thought the most
capable of appreciating it. Unless anyone who approves of
punishment, for the promulgation of opinions flatters himself that
he is a wiser and a better man than Marcus Aurelius—-more
deeply versed in the wisdom of his time, more elevated in his
intellect above it, more earnest in his search for truth, or more
single-minded in his devotion to it when found ; let him abstain
from that assumption of the joint infallibility of himself and the
multitudes which the great Antonius made with so unfortunate a
result. . . . The man who left on the memory of those who wit­
nessed his life and conversation such an impression of his moral
grandeur, that eighteen subsequent centuries have done homage
to him as the almighty in person, was ignominiously put to
death, as what ?—as a blasphemer. Men did not merely mistake
their benefactor; they mistook him for the exact contrary of
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they themselves are now held to be, for their treatment of him.”
Mr. Foote also quoted in support of his argument from Mr.
Leslie Stephens, who, in the current number of the “Nineteenth
Century,” contended that there ought to be no interference with
expressions in papers or from platforms of opinions on religious
matters, even when expressed in an abusive or ridiculous manner,
because everybody had the remedy in his own hands.
Mr. Justice North: Be good enough to tell me the name of
the book you are now quoting from ?
Mr. Foote: “Essays in Freethinking,” my lord. He pro­
ceeded further to refer to Professor Huxley, who, speaking of
the story of the creation, said: “There are those who represent
the most numerous, respectable, and would-be orthodox of the
public, and are what may be called ‘Adamites,’ pure and simple.
They believe that Adam was made out of earth somewhere in
Asia, about six thousand years ago ; that Eve was modelled from
one of his ribs; and that the progeny of these two having been
reduced to the eight persons who were landed on the summit of
Mount Ararat after a universal deluge, all the nations of the
earth have proceeded from these last, have migrated to their
present localities, and have become converted into Negroes,
Australians, Mongolians, etc., within that time. Five-sixths of
the public are taught this Adamitic Monogenism, as if it
were an established truth, and believe it. I do not; and
I am not acquainted with any man of science or duly in­
structed person who does.” Mr. Foote quoted from Mr.
Matthew Arnold, who said that the personages of the Christian
confession and their conversations were no more a matter of
fact than the persons of the Greek Olympus and their conver­
sation. Viscount Amberley, speaking of the incarnation of Jesus,
says: “ That some among these many female followers were
drawn to him by that sentiment of love is, at least, highly probable.
Whether Jesus entertained any such feelings towards one of them
it is impossible to guess, for the human side of his nature has
been carefully suppressed in the extant legend.” Again, the
same writer remarked: “ As to the god of Israel, one of these
two charges he cannot escape. Either he knew when he created
Adam and Eve, that their nature was such that they would
disobey, or he did not. In the first case he knowingly formed
them liable to fall, knowingly placed them amid conditions which
rendered their fall inevitable ; and then punished them for the
catastrophe he had all along foreseen, as the necessary result of the
character he had bestowed on them. In the second case, he was
ignorant and short-sighted, being unable to guess what would be
the nature of his own handiwork; and should not have under­
taken tasks which were obviously beyond the scope of his faculties.”
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even as a man, and he believed the gospel narrative not to be
divine but to have been put in human form. Professor Clifford,
and the Duke of Somerset might be added to the list of writers
he had quoted from. Those should satisfy them that belief
in the old testament as a piece of mythology was common in the
highest circles of literature, and though they had not been made
the subject of reproach, yet thosi who expressed the same thing
in plain language, by plain illustration, were prosecuted. The
defendant quoted a very amusing passage from the works of
Colonel Ingersoll, to show how ridicule was used, and went on
to ask, why are we singled out for prosecution? You will
remember hearing me ask one of the witnesses, Kelland, in whose
employ he was, and his answer was Messrs. Batten and Co.,
solicitors. They are the solicitors to Sir Henry Tyler. Sir'
Henry Tyler is a man whose name you are somewhat familiar
with by this time. All sorts of rumors have been flying about
with reference to this gentleman. He has relinquished his
position as president of the Brush Light Company. He is, a man
of excessive piety, although it is true the shareholders don t like
him much. In the House of Commons he made himself especially
obnoxious—not to Mr. Bradlaugh personally, but to the House
generally, and the members of his own Conservative party marked
their disapproval of his conduct by walking out of the House and
leaving him alone, when he put his question, not in his glory but
in his shame. He put questions with reference to ladies
associated with Mr. Bradlaugh by ties of blood, knowing that
owing to the discreditable interference with the right of an
English constituency—Mr. Bradlaugh would not be in his place
in the House to speak, and knowing also that the ladies were
not present. Sir Henry Tyler is a very pious man, who
considers that blasphemy should be put down. He supported a
former prosecution against the “Freethinker,’ but he was par­
ticularly careful to drag into the prosecution the name of Mr.
Bradlaugh, although there was no evidence that he had been
editor, publisher, proprietor, or in any way connected with it
Sir H. Tyler is a political opponent of Mr. Bradlaugh s, and Mr.
Bradlaugh was therefore, in the most unwarrantable manner,,
involved in an expensive litigation. Mr. Newdegate was sueing
him at the same time for £500 not due and not yet paid. I he
suit was very protracted, and Sir H. Tyler and other personages
thought if Mr. Bradlaugh could only be brought in Guilty of a
blasphemous libel, and if the penalties of the statute of
■William IV. could be imposed upon him, he would not only be
deprived of his position in the House of Commons, but would be
declared without right for the rest of his life to be a Party *o
any suit—so that this would be a disfranchisement under the.
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H. Tyler is a political opponent of Mr. Bradlaugh’s, and a
political opponent of the most pronounced type; and when
political opponents of the most pronounced type take to de­
nouncing each other on a charge of blasphemy, you can under­
stand very readily that the motive is not so much religious as
political, and it is pretty sure that if they can only cripple him
in a political point of view, they will not trouble themselves
about his religion. Sir T. Nelson (the City solicitor) and Sir H.
Tyler are working together amicably, and it occurs to me there
may be a malicious motive behind this prosecution, a motive of
political animosity, and that- it is sought to strike at Mr. Brad-.
laugh through men known to be connected with him in public
and other work. May it not be hoped by these very political
adversaries, that if a verdict of Guilty can be snatched in this
case, which is being hurried on with such indecent haste, it will
be easier to get a verdict against Mr. Bradlaugh in the other
case, and that then he may be crippled in political life—a desire
that his enemies wish so ardently to see realised. I hope you
will decide, whatever may be the opinions of the prosecutor or
others in this case, on the striptly legal merits, without being in­
fluenced by any religious or political considerations. I hope
you will show by your verdict that you are not going to allow
yourselves to be made the prosecuting instruments in a political
fight,, but that you will let them fight it out in the arena of
politics without recourse to the political weapons which they put
in your hands, when they are afraid to strike themselves. Our
indictment says we have done what ?—we have done something
to the displeasure of almighty god and to the danger of the peace.
A breach of the peace is a very serious and grave thing, and it quite
justifies Mr. Justice Stephens in putting in a clause of reserva­
tion at the end of a sentence in which he disapproves of blas­
phemy prosecutions in his “ Digest of the Criminal Law ” (quota­
tion read). Here we have one of the very highest judges, who
says he thinks no temporal punishment should be inflicted on a
charge of blasphemy unless it can be shown that the blasphemy
tends to a breach of the peace. That is a perfectly reasonable
reservation. Then if it be a reasonable reservation it is only
proper that its condition should be fulfilled by the prosecution.
There has been no evidence to show that anything we have done
has tended to a breach of the peace. You must not understand
as tending to a breach of the peace something which differs
from what you hold and that you may dislike. Before you come
to the conclusion that a thing has a tendency to a breach of the
peace you must be perfectly satisfied it would lead to an actual
breach of the peace. What breach of the peace could the offence
with which we are charged lead to ? There has been no allega­
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thinker ” was exposed for sale in shop-windows, but the prose­
cution don’t show that anybody was tempted to break a pane of
glass in consequence. There has been no allegation of tumult in
the street. Not even a boy has snatched another boy’s hat over
the subject; there has not been a single blow struck, not a single
disturbance or obstruction of thoroughfare; and if that be so,
and there be no evidence tending to show anything to the con­
trary, you ought, considering there has been no breach of the
peace, and no probability of any breach of the peace occurring,
to pronounce your judgment on this very reasonable reservation,
and say, that as its conditions have not been complied with, you
will not give a verdict of Guilty but one of Not Guilty, and show
that the time has arrived for the abolition of temporal punish­
ment for a spiritual offence. There is good, reason to believe
that most people of any liberality of mind object to prosecutions
of this kind. Dr. Hynes stated, on the 19th of May, 1819, that
these Acts being enforced against Richard Carlile and others, did
not stop the publications. He further said that Christianity dis­
claims them, that reason was every day gaining ground, and that
they ought to abandon those prosecuting statutes, fit only to bind
demons. Jeremy Bentham, in his “Letters to Count Lor eno on
the Proposed Penal Code of the Spanish Cortes, speaking of
blasphemies, said : “ To no end could I think of applying punish­
ment in any shape for such an offence.” Bentham further speaks
of “theliberty of the press as the foundation of all other liberties.
Let me give you the opinion of Professor Hunter, Professor of
Roman Law at University College, London. Professor Hunter, in a
letter to the “ Daily News,” says: “ The English law on the sub­
ject of blasphemy is a relic of barbarism and folly. It owes its
place in our law-book simply to the fact that it has been a dead
letter. To enforce it is to invoke all that is just and honorable
in public opinion to demand its destruction. It is a weapon
always ready to the hand of mischievous fools or designing
knaves.” I don’t know in which category he would place this
prosecution, whether that of mischievous fools or designing
knaves. Buckle took exactly the same view. Mill, in an,article
on Religious Prosecution, in the “Westminster Review, July,
1824, shows that “the line between argument and reviling is too
difficult for even legal acuteness to draw ; that he who disbe­
lieves and attempts to disprove Christianity can put his arguments
into no form which may not be pronounced calumnious and ille­
gal ; and that therefore the only mode of securing free inquiry is
to tolerate the one as well as the other. ’ He aiso says: lo
declare that an act is legal but with the proviso that it be per­
formed in a gentle and decorous manner, is opening a wide door
for arbitrary discretion on the one part and dissatisfaction on
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is offensive to those who sit in judgment upon the manner of its
performance.” Carlyle, in “Sartor Resartus,” says: “Wise man
was he who counselled that speculation should have free course,
and look fearlessly towards all the thirty-two points of the compass,
whithersoever and howsoever it listed.” Sir W. Harcourt, reply­
ing to Mr. Freshfield, said: “I think it has been the view for a
great many years of all persons responsible in these matters that
more harm than advantage is produced to public morals by
Government prosecutions in cases of this kind.” Again the
Home Secretary, in reply to Mr. Redmond, observed: “Istated
the other day that I thought it not wise to proceed legally
against such publications.”- Mill speaks of the injustice of
debarring “a man who may have a comprehensive and vigorous,
though a vulgar and coarse mind, from publishing his speculalations on theological topics because his style lacks the polish of
that of Hume and Gibbon.” Again, says the same writer: “If
the proposition that Christianity is untrue may be legally con­
veyed to the mind, what can be more absurd than to say that to
express that proposition by certain undefined and undefinable
selections of terms, shall constitute a crime ?” No infidel socalled—a name every Freethinker disclaims—would disclaim any
such protection as that which Mill pleads for. All we demand is
equality—equal right with all our fellow citizens. We are with
them citizens of one State, and should be equal in the eye of the
law. Our lives are as public as other men’s, and is it found we
are worse than other men ? In the case of Mr. Bradlaugh, you
know that everything that malice could invent has been invented
with reference to him since he was elected to represent North­
ampton ; but although the fierce light of scandal has beaten upon
him, yet even scandal, however vicious, and calumny however
unfounded, has never been able to fasten upon a single foul spot
in his life which could be held up for the reproach and the indig­
nation of mankind. Our lives are as good as the lives of others.
Our doctrines may be different, but they are ours. If we speak
in our homes, nobody need cross the thresholds ; if we write in
papers we don’t give them away—people who want them must buy
them. Everybody outraged has his remedy : he need not buy our
paper; he need not listen to our doctrines or read them; and
why should people who did not force their publications on
him not be allowed the enjoyment of their tastes ? There is one
thing I wish to call your attention to, and that is that these pro­
secutions never succeed. It has been said that the blood of the
martyrs is the seed of the Church. Although one doesn’t want to pose
as a martyr, still this prosecution is nothing less than martyrdom.
It is not we who stand here of our own free will; it is not we
who sought incarceration ever since Thursday in the dungeons

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and our pleasure. We only wish, for freedom to do what we
think is right. These prosecutions never succeed ; it is impossible
that they should. In his article in the “Nineteenth Century,”
Mr. Leslie Stepens says, and says truly, that there is only one
form of persecution that you can justify on grounds of policy
if you believe in the principle which underlies it, and that is
extermination. Heresy may be treated by the orthodox Chris­
tian as he pleases, but then you cannot stamp out the disease by
attacking a person here and there ; unless you can stamp out
the germ you can do nothing. Lou cannot crush out a patty
which numbers its tens of thousands by prosecutions of this de­
scription, while adherents are found from one end of the country
to the other ; you cannot crush out a party here whose repre­
sentatives in France are actually in possession of the governmental
affairs of that country. You cannot expect to crush out a party
so multitudinous as that unless you exterminate it. It is im­
possible to succeed thus. In attempting it you would only deal
a blow at your own faith and general liberty, and as for the men
who are thrown into gaol or crippled by fine, do you think your
treatment would strongly and favorably impress them with the
reasonableness of your faith? You don t teach in that way now.
You cannot, as in the old days, thrash ideas into children with
the stick. The policy doesn’t succeed ; and endeavoring to thrash
Christianity into people by means of a foulsome prison and a
crippling fine, is worthy only of the times when the policy was
adopted of enforcing argument on children, as it has been aptly
described a posteriori, instead of trying to put argument into the
child’s brains through the eyes and ears. Gentlemen, that policy
will not succeed, and yon must know that it won’t. I ask you
by your verdict of Not Guilty to show that you believe it, and to
send us back to work, to take our part in the business of li.e,
and to do what is incumbent upon us in our relationships as
brothers, sons, husbands, citizens. Gentlemen, carry your minds
back across the chasm of eighteen centuries and a half. You
are in Jerusalem. A young Jew is haled along the street to the
place of judgment. He is brought before his judge. 1 here is
nothing repulsive about his lineaments. People who knew him
_ not the people who were prosecuting him—loved him; and
their verdict after all is the right one.. There is even the fire
of genius smouldering in his eyes, notwithstanding.the depressing
circumstances around him. He stands before his judge ; he is
accused—of what, gentlemen? You know what he is accused
of_ the word must be springing to your lips—Blasphemy!
Every Christian among you knows that &gt;our founder, Jesus
Christ, .was crucified after being charged with blasphemy ;. and,
gentlemen, it seems to me that no Christian should ever bring in
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to be wiped from your vocabulary, as a reproach and a scandal
to Jesus Christ. Surely, Christians, your founder was murdered
as a blasphemer, for, although done judicially, it was still a
murder. Surely you will not, when you have secured the
possession of power, imitate the bad example of those who
killed your founder, violate men's liberties, rob them of all
that is perhaps dearest to them, and brand them with a stigma
of public infamy by a verdict from the jury-box! Surely,
gentlemen, it is impossible that you can do that! Who are we?
Three poor men. Are we wicked? No, there is no proof of
the charge. Our honor and honesty are unimpeached. It is not
for us to play the Pharisee and say that we are better than other
men. We only say that we are no worse. Our honor and our
honesty are unimpeached. What have we done to be classed
with thieves and felons, and dragged from our homes and sub­
mitted to the indignities of a life so loathsome and hideous, that
it is even revolting to the spirits of the men who have to exercise
-authority within the precincts of the gaol? You know we have
done nothing to merit such a punishment. Therefore you ought
to return a verdict of Not Guilty against us, because the prose­
cution have not given you sufficient evidence as to the fact; be­
cause whatever shred there is to gain from the decisions of judges
in the past must be treated as obsolete, as the London magistrate
treated the law of maintenance. On the ground that we have
done nothing, as the indictment states, against the peace ; on the
ground that our proceedings have led to no tumult in the streets
no interference with the liberty of any man, his person or pro­
perty ; on the ground, gentlemen, that no evidence has been
tendered to you of any malice in our case ; that there is no wicked
motive animating anything we have done ; on the ground, if you
-are Christians, that the founder of your own creed was murdered
on a very similar charge to that of which we stand accused now;
and. lastly, on the ground that you should in this third quarter of
the nineteenth century, assert once and for ever the great principle
of the absolute freedom of each man, unless he trench on the
equal freedom of another, assert the great principle of the
liberty of the press, liberty of the platform, liberty of free thouo-lit
and liberty of free speech; I ask you to prevent such prosecu­
tions as are hinted at in the Times this morning; not to allow
sects once more to be hurling anathemas against each other, and
flying to the magistrates to settle questions which should be
settled by intellectual means and moral suasion; not to open a
discreditable chapter of English history that ought to have been
closed for ever; but to give us a verdict of Not Guilty, to send
us back home and to stamp your brand of disapprobation on the
prosecution in this case, that is I say in certain interests of re­
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duty of defining what is and what is not blasphemy at com­
mon law; and I desire, gentlemen, with all due respect to
the court to press upon you that on you by statute lies the
responsibility of making this decision. It is by statute for
you to say whether the publication indicted comes or does not
come within the definition of blasphemy. In the long struggle
for civil and religious liberty 111 this country the gradual
emancipation of thought and action has been largely/rouX
by English juries. They have gradually widened our freedom
by refusing to find men guilty for publishing specula^
opinions, and have thus rendered obsolete ba?barous laws
passed in savage and persecuting times ; they have stood
between prisoners and j’udges pressing for a harsh constru/
tion of a harsh law, and have delivered from cruel sentences
over and over again men of untainted moral character but of
heretical opinions. Your deliverance is here supreme but
your verdict once spoken your power is gone. If bv brii^in J
m a verdict of Guilty you hand us over to the lawf then?hat
law, cruel as it is, can be exercised in its full severity, and no
disapproval on your part of a vindictive sentence will be of
the smallest avail. That sentence will really be of your in
feting, for you know what the law permits as punishment for
heretical thought, and you have the power to prevent the
infliction by returning a verdict of acquittal. Already one
jury has refused to hand us over to such punishment Ldl
press upon you at least not to fall below the level of their
yerdict. You are not dealing here with a crime of conduct ■
you are dealing with an alleged crime of speculative thought
and of the expression of that thought
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Mr. Ramsey then urged the arguments used in his speech
to the former jury, and concluded by saying: Gentlemen I
ask of you a yerdict of deliverance from this cruel law—a law
born of religious persecution, which has caused more misery
broken more hearts, and ruined more lives, than the woX
war ever waged. Supposing all was proved that the p™
cation allege to what does it amount ? That I have permitted
a paper, of which I was the registered proprietor, to be used
for the purpose not of attacking Ohristianity-for that of
itself, the counsel for the prosecution has told you, would not
be prosecuted—but of attacking it in a manner which over
stepped the bounds of good taste. Surely such torture 2 I
have undergone during the last few days is far more than all
the pain this paper has inflicted-to be caged like some wUd
beast m a den. Think what it is to one, to whom freedom! d
liberty are dearer than life itself, to be surrounded wub an
atmosphere of crime, to herd with wretches whose very presence
is like some noxious pestilence. All this is loathsome to the
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last decree. Think, gentlemen, of what it is to pace a narrow
cell thinking, thinking of the anxious, loved ones at home
until the heart aches with very weariness. I would not plead
thus gentlemen, if we ha&lt;j. done wrong to anyone if we had
Jobbed if we had injured; but we have not. We are not
criminals—we are not of that class of wretches who prey on
their fellow-men. Like all who have been persec uted by these
hateful lais we are honest, sober, peaceful citizens. Hismy
nrkle and ¿Toast, which I will keep till I die, that, through­
out mv life of nearly forty years, I have never wronged, never
Tnhiied never slandered I human being, nor made an enemy
of3an honest man. We are men to whom the ties of home rf
love of friendship, are the very essence of our lives. Think
of lying on a wretched pallet unable to close your eyes all
nieht from the knowledge that other eyes are sleepless and
Tearful on your account, that little lips have gone sobbing to
bed because you were not there to kiss them good-night, and
then ask yourselves whether all the annoyance that this paper
JeSd nSv have caused can equal one hour of this. I ask
vou gentlemen, for a verdict of deliverance from this cruel
law’fhat we may return to our homes and make them once
more happy ; to our friends and make them once more glad.
I ask yon to say that you will not permit the serpent of r ligious persecution to again rear its head. It has lain dorrrMnt for fifty years, and some of us hoped, for the credit
humanity tWit was dead; but bigotry has warmed it into
h?e again, and now, gentlemen, it is for you to place your
heel upon it, and crush it for ever.
,,
Many remarks were made by persons in court as to the
marked inattention shown by the jury during the defence.
Mr Justice North: Gentlemen of the jury, it is now the
usual'hour ^ o’clock, for the rising of the court. Would
you prefer’ that I should address you now or to morrow

“ TWForeman of the Jury: We should prefer your lordship
U£r°CJust?c°eWNorth: Very well, gentlemen.' A great many
toWs have been introduced and urged upon you very elo­
quently and powerfully with which you have Whmg; to do,
and which you must dismiss entirely from your attention.
Whatyou have to consider is not what the law ought to be,
but what the law is. The two questions you have to ask are—
First whether these passages from this paper which are the
subject of the present indictment, are or are not bJasPhe™°™
libels • then, in the second place, whet her each of the prisoners
respectively is responsible for its publication. Those are the
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read from the introduction by a living and learned iud»e to
what he calls a “ Digest of the Criminal Lawa statement as
to what the law is, or rather what he considers it is. It is
his suggestion, and in the course? of that he states what he
considers the law is. The passage he quoted was not fully
quoted. The learned judge having read the whole, proceeded:
This prosecution could not have been instituted without the
sanction of the person appointed to look after prosecutions of
this description, whose consent is rendered necessary by
the Act passed s&gt;nce that time. The consent not only
■pf the Attorney-General but also of the Public Prosecutor
ns requisite. 1 hat has been obtained for this prosecution.
You have to consider whether this document is or is not
a blasphemous publication, and that is the opinion he
gives—that is what he says is the law now, as distinguished
from the suggestion put forward as to what the law ou°-ht to
be and how it should be altered. To put it shortly as regards
the definition, what you have to consider is—Is there any
contumelious or profane scoffing against Holy Scripture ? I
leave out the otner parts. Is there any contumelious reproach
or profane scoffing against, the Holy Scriptures, or anything
^e Holy Scriptures to ridicule, contempt, or derision?
that is the question you have to put to yourselves. Are any
of those passages put before you calculated to expose to ridi­
cule, to contempt or derision the Holy Scriptures or the Chris­
tian religion ? I must ask you to look at the passages, because
1 am not going to read to you any of the contents. I will
only refer to tnem incidentally as they are all before you. I
will ask you to look at the pictures on pages 8 and 9.
There you will find the words “ A New Life of Christ.” One
of the prisoners said that he was familiar with his Bible and
knew what was staged in the Scriptures with respect to Christ
and the Christian religion. What we know is this. He went
home with his parents and was subject to them. Look at
picture number 5 on page 8 in the left hand column, and con­
sider whether you find anything in the volume referred to
that enables you to—I won’t say justify—say that it is fair
honest criticism, with respect to the topic to which that pic­
ture refers. Look again at any one of the pictures in either
of those pages, and asx yourselves whether it is contumelious
contempt or profane scoffing at the Holy Scriptures and the
Christian religion. Look at the second page : look at pictures
10 and 11; those are the two at the top, and ask yourselves
again, is that fair or honest argument upon a point that
might be open to controversy *? You have heard a good
many extracts read from various publications written by some
very eminent men. Has anything been quoted from those

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works corresponding with the passages you find here ? Has
anything like it. been produced from any source ? Look again
at page 10 : look at the first of those pictures. We know the
history that is given to us, and the way m which the ¿lsclPjes
acted at a time of extreme sadness and tribulation, at a time
in which they believed they had lost a person for whom they
had respect. Look at that ; look at our savior and say, gentle­
men what you think of that. The next is that at page 7.
That is one upon which one of the prisoners has made certain
remarks to you. The picture at the top you also see—those
clouds, or whatever they are, and then you come to a P1®0®
poetry, with reference to which I ask you, first of all, to look
at the title, “ Jocular Jehovah.” Then omitting the first mi e
lines, which are not the subject of a particular count the.next
nine lines are the subject ot the second cpunt-thatis a thing
which is said to be a blasphemous libel. I don t know
whether you have read those nine lines, but if you have not I
would ask you to do so. Look at the last line but one m par­
ticular and say what you think of that. Then the next is at
page 3’ I think. There you will see a greater portion of two
columns is taken up with a piece of poetry. At the bottom
of the second column there are four paragraphs. The second
of these paragraphs is the subject of the third count
that suggest no meaning? Is it argument? Is it reason
able? Is it a fair putting forward of the view a man may
take upon a matter in dispuie, or is it profane scoffing • N
turn over to page 4. There is a picture at the top of page 4,
and then comes what purports to be a report of a trlai.
vou look at the first lour lines you will see who the prisoners
are described to be. Then look at the next paragraph begin­
ning with the words ” the indictment.
1 hen again theie
is another passage I call your
theie
the middle of the first column of page 5. You will see tnere
is a reference to a certain person, who on rising stated so and
so Just look at the first two lines of that. I callyour atten­
tion to these passages and desire you to pay them special
attention. The* subject of the other count is to be found op
pagi u In the second column there are notices to corres­
pondents I ask your attention particularly to the name of
So eo^poMeut5 (Holy Gh-i). Just loot: at.the next but
two notices to that, and say what you
hire
attention to these, not because it is the libel charged here,
but it
in the Axwvr. to Ct &gt; reapondonta and you may
legitimately use it. 1 ou see that ».egmnmg One of the Wise
Men ” I ask you to 1 ead that. Look at the one after, begmX‘with the words •• Long-faced Christians? There is one
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«beginning with the words “ Happv Sal.” I ask you a&lt;&gt;ain to
put to yourselves the question—Is it or is it not a contu­
melious reproach or profane scoffing against Holy Scripture
and the Christian religion? A few observations I must make
Ujion the topics that have been urged upon you. It has been
said you are the persons who are to say what the law of libel
is. It is nothing of the kind. What you are to say is, taking
the law from me, whether these particular things are or are
uot blasphemous libels, having regard to the definition of a
blasphemous libel. It is said you are the arbiters as to whether
these persons are to suffer sentence or not. You are nothin^
of the kind. You are simply to answer the question, Are or
are not these documents blasphemous libels? It is said that
these prosecutions are a mistake, that they should never have
been commenced and that they do harm. As to that I may
^ay that it is open to considerable doubt. It is said that
these prosecutions only gain for the parties additional noto­
riety, and that it would have been better to have allowed them
to wallow in their own filth. This is a serious matter to take
into consideration. Something has been said about the real
prosecutor, and reference has been made to his antecedents,
lhe real prosecutor is her Majesty the Queen, and the person
■by whom this prosecution is instituted is the Public Prose- j
cutor without whose sanction it could not have been com- '
menced. It has been, you may rely upon it, considered most
senously whether it would or wouid not be wise to prosecute
the parties who publish this paper, and whether it would not
be better to prevent them obtaining any notorietv that a
prosecution of this nature might give them. You may think
ttat the prosecution is a mistake, that it would have been
better to have left it alone and better if nothing had been done
Ao give it notoriety. There may be other persons who take
the viewthat feelings ought not to be outraged with impunity in
the thoroughfares of London, and that the authorities should
use their best endeavors to put such down and brine the per­
sons responsible for it to justice. What I want to put before
you is this—you have nothing whatever to do with that. We
are not responsible for this prosecution. We have not com­
menced it; we cannot prevent it. All that is to bedone by you is
not tor you to consider whether it was wisely or unadvisedly
■commenced. It is brought here and it is for you to say whether
having been brought here, it is what I have defined to be a
-blasphemous libel. A good deal has been said of the effect
1C
v^dict would have upon liberty of speech, liberty of
thought, liberty of the press, and other things of that kind.
A good many fine phrases have been brought into play, but
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for you. to consider what the document is. Do you suppose

that any of the public writers whose works have been referred
to ever used such arguments, such a mode of putting their
views before the public in their books—many of them con­
taining expressions of opinion with which you may or may
not agree ? From some of them you may differ or you may
agree with them. At any rate they have been put forward
by persons with a feeling of responsibility, and the fact that
they have expressed their views stronglv is perhaps not a
matter for which they are to be blamed. They have expressed
them in a decent manner, and not in such a manner as. to
outrage the community. Are the passages like those to which
I have directed your attention in this publication ? You may
depend upon it that, whatever the view you take, there
is not a respectable paper in the country that would
have sullied its pages with these passages. Whether justi­
fiable or not you need hardly say that such matters as
these should not be put forward. It has been suggested
that it has not been proved that what has been done here
is done wickedly and corruptly. It is said it is not done
with malice. Is this a document that ought to have been
published? Is the document such as I have described to you
one that ought to be published or not? If it is not, the mere
fact of its being such as I have described is enough to show
malice. Maliciousness in point of law is that it is dime. Has
anv legal justification been produced here ? Further, it is
said it is not done unlawfully. It is said it is not
contrary to the peace or likely to lead to a breach of
the peace With respect to that, any libel is likely to
lead to a breach of the peace, and that is the reason it is
stated. As to the words “ wickedly and corruptly, those are
words which if you think the libel is such as I have described
a blasphemous libel to be, you will have to consider in con­
nexion with the illustrations to which I have drawn your
attention. Then again it is said these are published with an
object. If it is for an object, is it such fair discussion as
may peaceably be allowed? If it is not, then the reason for
which they are put forward cannot matter. Supposing a per­
son publishes an obscene libel in the street he would be tried
for the crime. I just remind you of this, that m the ^mtment it is not an obscene libel. The fact that you may think
some of them are obscene is not any ground for thinking
persons guilty unless they are blasphemous With these
remarks I shall leave this part of the case. If you say these
are not blasphemous libels you will acquit the prisoners. If
VOU think they are blasphemous libels, then the question is
whether each of the prisoners respectively is responsible tor

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them. With respect to that I take first of all the simplest
©ase, that of Kemp. He is defended by counsel. His counsel
will say that the proof of sale was too clear to be resisted and
that it could not leave any doubt. You have got the fact
that there is a publication,by reason of the sale of copies. As
far therefore as you are concerned, do you think the docu­
ments blasphemous libels ? The next case is that of Ramsey.
Newspapers have now to be registered, and on November 26th,
1881, the “ Freethinker ” was registered. It was presented
for registration by Ramsey. He gave his name as proprietor,
and he also describes himself as a publisher, of 28 Stonecutter
Street, London. At the bottom of the form is a place for the
printer and publisher to sign, and that is signed November,
1881. . The next registration is on August 2nd, 18s2, when it
is registered, not by Ramsey, but by Kemp, and the registra­
tion is'altered for that reason. Kemp is the person who pre­
sents it, and his name appears as printer and publisher, but
the name of the proprietor remains the same. Then the next
change took place on February 7th, 1883—that is after this
Christmas Number is published. Then Ramsey ceases to be
proprietor, and the registration is effected by Foote, who
describes himself as of Stonecutter Street. Ramsey’s name
is given in the column of persons who cease to be proprietors
and Foote’s name is inserted as proprietor. Foote is described
as a journalist of Stonecutter Street, London, and his resi­
dence as 9 South Crescent, London. That is signed by Foote
on February 7th, 1883. Ramsey was proprietor of the paper
to February 7th, 1883, during the period that this document
was published. There is to be remembered also, if it were
necessary to go into it, that it is proved he paid rates with
respect to this house in Stonecutter Street. As regards this,
under the Act of Parliament I have referred to, I shall tell
you that registry is in itself sufficient prima, facie evidence.
Therefore that document itself proves the proprietorship
during the period when this was in preparation and execution.
Though the contrary was set up, no attempt has been made
to show the contrary. I will tell you this, further: the pro­
prietor of a newspaper is liable for what appears in it. It is
his business to take care that the contents are such as they
ought to be ; and if he allows through neglect or insufficient
editorial supervision, or from whatever reason, an indecent
libel to appear, he is criminally responsible for it. In one or
two cases that has undoubtedly produced hardship. A man
was held criminally liable although he was not in the country
at the time the libel was published. Therefore, to obviate
that hardship, the law was altered thirty years ago. It is
proved that Ramsey was the proprietor of the paper at the

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iime these passages were published, and if they were put in
without his exercising due care or caution he is criminally
responsible. The next case is that of Foote, because you
understand one might be guilty and the other not. First of
all it was contended that there was nothing to show he was
the editor of this particular number; and you may recollect
he asked a question, of one of those persons who left letters,
for the purpose of eliciting whether he had delivered any
letter addressed to Mr. Foote as editor of the Christmas
Number of the paper. You will recollect this paper is the
Christmas Number of the “ Freethinker ” for 1882. It is not
an isolated publication; it is a number published in connexion
with something published in a series, as the Christmas Num­
ber of the “ Graphic,” “ Illustrated London News,” or the
Christmas number of “ Belgravia.” Here you have got the
Christmas Number for 1882. You have got proof that it is a
weekly publication a little before Christmas. In one of the
numbers it states the Christmas Number of the “ Freethinker ”
will be ready next week. It states what the articles are and
the illustrations. Is not that a subject of the libel ? I will
now call your attention to the contents. The advertisement is
connecting it with the regular publication. You may have
noticed it states at the top of the “ Freethinker ”—“ edited by
G W. Foote and on the outside, though that is perhaps of
minor importance, there appears an advertisement showing
Foote's publications. The statement at the top of it is not
of itself conclusive evidence about it, because it is possible
the name of one of you might have been put there. For
instance, it might be that Foote could show he had nothing to
do with it. Ttie question is whether you find anything to show
he was editor of it. With respect to that there are several
matters. First, you recollect that it is proved that he and
Ramsey, and two other* persons, were prosecuted the July
previous. Copies of the “ Freethinker ” published incidentally
at the time were part of the charge, and proved in evidence.
The fact that these were edited by Foote was drawn to his
attention, and the notice at the foot as to printing and pub­
lishing. In each of those notices to correspondents what
appears is, that all business communications are to be addressed
to Ramsey, and literary7 communications to Foote. At the
end it appears, “ Printed and published by W. J. Ramsey, at
28 Stonecutter Street.” It is the same in the whole of those
papers. Therefore you have this fact—that at this time, at
the top of the first page, were the words, “ edited by G. W.
Foote;” that this is brought to his attention and put in evi­
dence against him in July, and therefore he knows all about
it. No alteration takes place, because that continues the

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same down to February. One change ultimately took place.
“ Notices to correspondents ” was changed to “ literary commu­
nications to the editor, G. W. Footeand at the end there is
an alteration made in the printing. That is now by Kemp
and not by Ramsey. After Foote’s attention had been called
to it, the notices to correspondents remained the same. Tben
you have this also : letters are received by the servant de­
livered by the postmen at the address, and naturally enough
their recollection is hazy ; but one of them, when pressed by
the prisoner Foote, spoke about a parcel being too large to go
into the letter-box, and that while waiting there for the ser­
vant to open the door he looked carefully at the address. You
have the fact that during the few months preceding the issue
■of this number Foote is receiving letters addressed to him as
editor. That is a matter for your consideration. There is a
circumstance which is rather material, and that is the paper
proved to have been seen in his room. That; would not go far
by itself, but the possession of a paper in his room in which
he is described as editor is another matter, and it is hardly
•likely he would not know of it. On February 7th he became
proprietor^ and publisher, and the paper is proved dated
February 18th, purchased on the 16th, which states, “ edited
and printed by G. W. Foote,” and the notice to correspondents
is the same as it is when the paper contains this passage at
the time Foote is proprietor and editor; and what he says is
this: that “ the Christmas Number of the ‘ Freethinker ’ had
an incredible sale, and yet, notwithstanding the enormous
sale, they were actually several pounds out of pocket. I ask
you whether you believe it to be proved that Foote was editor
or not. If he is editor, the charge against him is of print­
ing and publishing, and causing—and you must be satisfied
that he did print, or cause to be printed, and published, and
composed—this paper before you can convict. In his address
he justifies the publication. That is a matter you are entitled
to take into consideration, whether he is not one of the
persons who composed this. With these remarks I leave the
case in your hands to say whether in your opinion these are
blasphemous libels, and to say, if they are, whether these
prisoners are. liable for the publication. I ought to say
gentlemen, this paper of February 18th dees not affect Ramsey
in any way—it was published by Kemp. Objection was taken
as to its being evidence against Ramsey.
The jury then considered their verdict, and after a consul­
tation of about two minutes returned a verdict of “ Guilty ”
against all three prisoners. This announcement was received
with a murmer of surprise from the gallery, which was filled
with sympathisers of the defendants. The murmurs quickly

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turned to loud groans and hisses, in the mist of which a young
woman, from whom a loud cry had broken, was carried out
in a hysterical fit. Order having been with some difficulty
restored ; after his lordship had threatened to have the court
cleared,
Mr. Avory said: With regard to Kemp, my lord, I hope I
have not been understood as admitting anything more with
regard to him.
The learned Judge: You admitted the publication was so
clear you could not contest it.
Mr. Avory: I hope I have not been understood to say any­
thing more than that he was a shopman and sold the papers in
theshop in the ordinary way. He was nothing more nor less than
a paid servant. He is a married man with a family ; he was
paid a weekly salary, and he was simply acting under the
influence of the other prisoners. As to his name appearing
on the papers, it was put there—Kemp’s name was substituted
there as the nominee of those paying him, and afterwards, when
he is brought into difficulty by his name being there, his name
is taken out. He acceded to his name being put there no
doubt, without any idea of making himself responsible. Of
oourse, the object of the Newspaper Act is to have some one
primarily liable for the publication of this matter, but it is
not intended to include such men as Kemp. Norrish, wlu&gt;
practically occupied the same position as Kemp, is here as a
witness for the prosecution. He has been there only for a
few months, and Norrish was there for five years. This man
must have lost his place if he had refused to sell anything.
There is no suggestion that he derived any profit from the
sale; he received nothing beyond his salary. Ou these
grounds I hope your lordship will say this is a case to be
dealt with differently from one in which you supposed he
was deriving any profit from this matter. I may say,
your lordship, any undertaking your lordship would impose
upon him not to sell this again would be cheerfully agreed
to by him.
Mr. Justice North addressing Foote, said : George William
Foote, you have been found Guilty by the jury of publishing
these blasphemous libels. This trial has been to me a very
painful one. I regret extremely to find a person of your
undoubted intelligence, a man gifted by god with such great
ability, should have chosen to prostitute his talents to the
services of the Devil. I consider this paper totally different
from any of the works you have brought before me in every
way, and the sentence I now pass upon you is one of imprison­
ment for twelve calendar months.

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Immediately upon the passing of this sentence a scene of the
greatest excitement and tumult ensued in the gallery before
mentioned as being full of the prisoners’ friends. Rising, as
it seemed with one accord, they burst forth into a storm of
hissing, groaning, and derisive cries. The prisoner Foote
brought about a momentary lull, as, looking towards the
Bench, he cried, “ My Lord, I thank you; it is worthy of your
creed!” But immediately afterwards the uproar became worse
than ever, several persons calling out “ Christians, indeed 1”
“ Scroggs ” and ‘‘ Judge Jeffries.” It being found impossible
for the officers of the court to obtain anything like decent
order from the defiant audience in the gallery, the judge
ordered that portion of the court to be summarily cleared,
which was done after some little trouble by the police, and
even then the roar of the crowd in the street could» be plainly
heard inside.
Addressing Ramsey, the learned Judge said:—William
James Ramsey, you have been found guilty of publishing these
same libels, but I don’t look upon you as deserving so severe
a punishment as Foote, because I look upon you as more an
agent to other persons. I don’t think the documents we have
seen have emanated from you, for they show marks of intel­
ligence and ability, however perverted. But you are the
person who has been the proprietor of the paper, and it is
necessary that it should be known that a proprietor is respon­
sible if he publishes libels in his paper. I sentence you to
nine months’ imprisonment. (Slight hissing at the back of
the court, which was promptly suppressed.)
The learned Judge, addressing Kemp, said:—Henry Arthur
Kemp, you are the seller of this paper. You for some time
were the printer and publisher, and you are the person who
had the conduct of the sale of it. I think you less responsible
for it than either of the other two, and I shall pass upon you
a lighter sentence. At the same time, it is to be known that
persons in your position are liable to punishment, and I
hope that this will be a lesson to you and others. The
sentence I pass upon you is imprisonment for three calendar
months.

THE CASE OF MR. CATTELL.
Cattell, the Fleet Street newspaper agent, who had been
oonvicted on Thursday last of selling the Christmas Number
of the “ Freethinker,” was then put into the dock to receive
sentence. Mr. Keith Frith addressed the court in mitigation
of punishment, and the prisoner was ordered to enter into his

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own recognisances in £200, and to find one surety in £100. to
•come up for judgment when called upon.
For a considerable time after the court rose crowds remained
in the streets discussing the sentences passed, and much
indignation was expressed at what were regarded as harsh
and unmerited treatment.

MEMORIAL.
“ To the Right Hon. the Secretary of State for the Home
Department.
“The Humble Memorial of the undersigned.
Sheweth
“ That George William Foote, William James Ramsey,
and Henry Kemp were on Monday, March 5th, found guilty
of blasphemy at common law and sentenced to imprisonment,
respectively, G. W. Foote, 12 months; W. J. Ramsey,
9 months ; and H. Kemp, 3 months.
“Your memorialists respectfully submit that such an
enforcement of laws against Blasphemy is out of accord
with the spirit of the age, and humbly pray the mercy of
the Crown in remission of the sentences imposed.”
Friends will do good work by copying this out and obtain­
ing as many signatures as possible to each copy. The
Memorial and the signatures should be sent to the Home
Secretary as speedily as possible. It is particularly requested
that no other form may be used than the one given above.

�PRISON

NOTES.

I have been addressing the jury for half-an-hour when the
judge adjourns for lunch. A friend runs across the way to ordei
in a plateful of something for me and my co-defendants. While
he is gone, we—Mr. Ramsey, Mr. Kemp, and I—are invited to
retire down the dock stairs to a subterranean refectory. We
enter a gaslit passage with a dark cell on either side. Into one
of these miserable holes we go. The aged janitor, who holds
the keys and looks very much like St. Peter, gazes reproachfully
as though our descent into his Inferno were full proofs of our
criminality. As we cross the threshold something stirs in the
darkness. Is it a dog or a rat? No, it is Mr. Cattell. He hasbeen shivering there ever since ten o’clock, and it is now halfpast one. He is very glad to see us, and almost as glad to get a
sup from our bottle of claret. Our platefuls of meat and vege­
tables look nice and smell nice ; our appetites are keen, and our
stomachs empty, but there are no knives and forks. Stay, there
are forks, but no knives. These lethal instruments are forbidden
lest prisoners should cut their throats. Throughout the gaol
similar precautions are taken. I am even writing with a quill
(fortunately my preference) instead of a steel pen, because the
latter is dangerous. A prisoner here once stabbed away at his
windpipe with one, and they had much trouble in saving his life.
These elaborate precautions and my own experience, although
so brief, convince me that even in a House of Detention more
than half the prisoners would commit suicide if they could.
But revenons a nos moutons, or rather to our forks. We split
the meat and gnaw it after the fashion of our primitive ancestors.
The vegetables disappear somehow, and somehow we all denounce
the miserably small capacity of the claret bottle. Then we feel
cold in our subterranean dungeon, which never will be warm
until the Day of Judgment. We walk up and down (it’s about
three steps each way) like the panthers in the Zoo,- or rush round
in Indian file like braves on the war-trail. We speculate how
many laps to the mile. By way of stimulating my imagination,
I suggest a million. The other beasts in the opposite den, whose
mostly stupid faces we catch a glimpse of through the bars, evi­

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dently regard us as imbeciles by the way they grin. St. Peter
suddenly appears at the gate. We are summoned to the dock,
and I must resume my address to the jury. It is two o’clock.
It is four o’clock, I have concluded my address, and sit down
a bit tired. Mr. Ramsey has a shott innings of about twenty
minutes, reading from manuscript, every word to the point.
Then the judge sums up in his peculiar prosecuting style. The
jury retire ; and we pop half way down the dock stairs to make
room for Mr. Cattell, who now takes the trial he has waited for
all day. When his jury have delivered their verdict, the judge
defers sentence until our jury return. We again descend to the
Inferno. Minute after minute goes by, and we are half dis­
tracted with expectation. It is a mild agony of suspense. Our
janitor gives us water to drink; we taste it, anti find a little
goes a long way. The summons comes at last, after two hours
and ten minutes waiting. There is profound silence in court.
The judge tells the jury he has sent for them to know if he can
assist them. I see what he means, and fear that the foreman
may commit himself. But in quiet, firm tones he replies that
the judge cannot help them; that they all know the law as well
as the fact, and that there is no hope of their agreeing. Reluc­
tantly, very reluctantly, the judge discharges them. Then I ask
him for bail. In bitter, vindictive tones he refuses, and we are
marched off by an underground passage to Newgate Gaol.

Newgate appears to be a large rambling structure. There are
courtyards and offices in profusion, but the cells seem to be all
together. Tier above tier of them, with galleries and staircases,
look down the great hall, which commands a view of every door.
We inscribe our names in a big book, and a dapper little officer,
with a queer mixture of authority and respectfulness, writes out
a description as though he were filling up a passport. All money,
keys, pencils, etc., we are requested to give up, but I am allowed
to retain my eyeglass. I am taken to cell Number One, which
they tell me is about the best they have. It is asphalted on the
floor and white-washed everywhere else ; height about nine feet,
length ten, and breadth six, I am a little taken aback. Of
course I knew that a cell was small, but the realisation was a bit
rough. Here, thought I is a den for a blasphemer! Hell i»
hotter, but more commodious. Why don't they send me there at
once ? The head-warder comes to tell me that my friend with
the big head has just called to do what he can for us. This is
his facetious way of describing the junior member for North­
ampton. The honorable gentleman has ordered our meals to be
sent in from across the way. After consuming a little coffee and

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Ill

toast I retire to—anything but sleep. My bed is a rough ham­
mock strapped from side to side of the cell. It is very narrow,
so that my shoulders abut on eitLer side. The clothes keep
slipping off. and I keep imitating them. At last I find a good firm
position, and lie still, clutching the refractory sheets and blankets.
For a while my brain is busy. The thought of one or two I love
most makes me womanish. But soon a recollection of the malig­
nant judge mak&lt; s me clench my teeth, and with a phantas­
magoria of the trial before my eyes I gradually sink into a rest­
less sleep.

Ding, ding—ding, ding—ding, ding! I open my eyes half­
startled. It is pitch dark save the faint glimmer of a distant
lamp through the thick window. Suddenly the square flap in
the centre of my door is let down with a bang; a little hand­
lamp is thrust through, and a gruff voice cries, “Now then, get
up and light your gas ; look sharp.” I make no indecent haste
nr response to his shouting, but leisurely light my gas. As soon
as I am dressed the head warder summonses me down stairs,
where he weighs and measures me. Height, five feet ten, in my
shoes; weight, twelve, stone nine and a half, in my clothes. I
see the prosecution, with all its worry and anxiety, has not pulled
me down in flesh any more than it has in spirit. Breakfast comes
in at eight, consisting of coffee, eggs and toast. At half-past we
are taken out to exercise. We are all glad to see each other’s
faces again. I hey take us to a middle court by ourselves, where
we walk round and round and round, like pedestrains in a match.
I hear my name called, and, on rushing down to the spot whence
the voice issued, I see Mr. Bradlaugh’s face through iron rails
on my side, then three feet of air and again iron rails on his side,
lhis is how you see your friends. After Mr. Bradlaugh comes
Mrs. Be sant, who thought she would have been able to shake
one by the hand. “We are all very proud,” she says, “ of the
brave fight you made yesterday.” I promised to scarify the judge
on Monday ; and after a few more words we say good-bye. Mr.
Wheeler comes next on business, as well as friendship. After
the hour s exercise is over, we are marched back to our cells,
where we are doomed to remain until the next morning. We
prisoners are suddenly summoned into court; the officer thinks
they are going to grant us bail after all. We reach the dock
stairs (out of sight of the court) just in time to hear Mr. Avow
asking for bail for Mr. Kemp. Justice North refuses in his vin­
dictive style. He has very evidently let the sun go down on his
wrath. Mr. Avory asks him whether he makes no distinction
between convicted and unconvicted prisoners. We hear his
brutal reply, and then hurry back to our cells. Fortunatelv I
have plenty of writing to do ; several letters arrive for me, and

�such an unusual prisoner.

Saturday passes very much like Friday ; indeed the greatest
curse of prison life is its awful monotony. We meet at half-past
ei»ht for one hour’s trot round the yard, where we see two friends
each for fifteen minutes. The rest of the day I spend in reading
and writing. Dr. Aveling sends in his card with a cheery word
scrawled on the back, and soon after I received a welcome parcel
of clean linen, etc.

Sunday morning is a little less varied in one way, and a little
more varied in another. In order to keep the blessed Sabbath
holy (and miserable), we are not allowed to see any friends, and
I observe that the regulation dinner for the day is the poorest in
the week. We take our constitutional, however; and as the
confinement is beginning to tell on me, I enjoy the exercise more
than ever. After the stagnant air in my cell, even the air of this
yard, enclosed on every side by high walls, seems a breath of
Paradise. I throw back my shoulders, and expand my chest
through mouth and nostrils. I lift my face towards the sky.
Ah blessed vision 1 It is only a pale gleam of sunshine through
the' canopy of London smoke, but it is light and heat and hf e to the
prisoner and beyond it is infinitude into which his thoughts may
soar. At eleven o’clock I go to chapel. Any change is a relief,
and I am anxious to know what the Rev. Mr. Duffeld will say.
He is chaplain of Newgate, but I have not seen him yet. Per­
haps he is ashamed to meet me. There is no organ m the chapel
and no choir, and if it were not for the cook the singing would
break down. Mr. Duffeld’s voice is not melodious, and although
he starts the hymn he does not appear to possess much sense of
tune- but the Francatelli of this establishment makes up for the
parson’s deficiencies. The prayers are rushed through at sixty
miles an hour, so are the responses and everything else. _ Mr.
Duffeld reads a short sermon, not bad in its way, but quite inap­
propriate Then he marches out, the tall Governor follows with
long strides, and then the prisoners file in silence through the
. door It is a ghastly mockery, a blasphemous farce. What a
' commentary on the words “ Our Father ”! Now to work again
I feel fresh strength to fight the bigots with. If the worst
happens I must bear it.

Printed and Published by Edward 3. Aveling D.Sc., for the Pro­
gressive Publishing Company, at 28 Stonecutter Street, London.

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NATIONAL SECULAR SOCIETY

THE

PHILOSOPHY
OF

SECULARISM

G. W. FOOTE.

LONDON:

PROGRESSIVE PUBLISHING COMPANY,
28 Stonecutter Street, E.C.
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1889.

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published under a slightly different title in
1879. I have revised, that portion carefully
and added some pages of new matter.

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THE PHILOSOPHY OF SECULARISM.

----- *----The present age is one of theological tliaw.

The
Reformation is by some regarded as the most remark­
able and important religious movement of modern
times; while others consider as still more portentous
that sceptical movement of last century, which culmi­
nated in the lightnings and thunders of the Revolution,
and finally cleared the intellectual atmosphere of its
densest and most oppressive clouds of superstition.
Butprobably it will befound that this nineteenth century,
which is not, as some writers seem to imagine, rudely
severed from its predecessor, has continued less tumul­
tuously, because amidst fewer impediments, the critical
work of the eighteenth, and is no less a period of reli­
gious disintegration and reconstruction. Traditional
beliefs are being silently subverted by new agencies.
Science, instead of critically attacking supernatural
religion, has surely and irretrievably sapped its founda­
tions. The educated intelligence of to-day is not
required to discuss minor points of doctrine and ritual,
or the internal discrepancies of revelation, but finds
itself confronted with the supreme all-subsuming
question of whether the very essentials of faith can be
maintained in presence of the indubitable truths of
science, and of the rigorous habit of mind it engenders.
Heretics, too, are less vigorously cursed fontheir wicked

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obstinacy, a sure sign of theological decadence. On
the contrary, when they happen to be eminent in
science or literature they are usually treated with
marked respect; and the apologetic tone, which heresy
has long discarded, is now assumed by those who have
hitherto claimed to speak with authority. Christian
Evidence Societies invite sceptics to fashionable West­
end halls to hear celebrated religious doctors show that
the popular faith is after all not so very unreasonable,
yet sceptics can hardly be induced to attend; and
when these discourses are published sceptics can hardly
be induced to read them; the real secret of all this
being that such addresses are designed, not so much to
meet the objections of those outside the Churches, as
to soothe the doubts and allay the misgivings of those
inside them. Even in the days of Voltaire, Buffon
was obliged to recant what he knew to be true; and
doubtless the Patriarch of Ferney himself would have
paid a severe penalty for his scepticism, had he not
eluded the vigilant malice of his foes by acting on his
professed opinion that a philosopher, like a fox, should
have plenty of holes to run to when the priests are on
his track. But in our days no name commands greater
respect than that of Darwin, whose biological theories
reverse all time-honored notions of man’s origin and
history, as the Copernican astronomy reversed the geo­
centric theory of the universe, so flattering to man’s
complacent egotism. Huxley, Tyndall and Clifford1 are
1 Professor Clifford’s death was a sad blow to the cause of
Freethought. We have to mourn the loss of a most valiant
soldier of progress, fallen prematurely before a tithe of his
work was done.

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becoming quite fashionable; Air. Swinburne, whom
the daintiest young ladies may read with parental
consent if they eschew certain proscribed pieces in
Poems and Ballads, publishes fiery lyrical impeach­
ments of Christianity, which a century or two ago
would have commended him to a fiery death; and even
Mr. Carlyle, the noble prophet of our time, was allowed
without protest to write scornfully of Hebrew OldClothes. These are a few remarkable signs of our
religious state in England, and by general admission
the educated classes on the Continent are still more
“ irreligious ” than our own.
If the Reformation
broke the infallibility of the Pope, and secured liberty
and progress for Protestants ; if the Revolution drove
feudalism and mental tyranny from their strongholds
n France, and enlisted the bright quick French intel­
lect once for all in the service of reason and freedom
it is no less true that the scientific movement of our
age, which is co-extensive with civilisation, is doing a
vaster though not more necessary work, and is slowly
but surely preparing for that great Future, whose
lineaments none of us can presume to trace, although
here and there an aspect flashes on some straining
vision.
The old faiths ruin and rend, and the air is vocal
with the clamour of new systems, each protesting itself
the Religion of the Future. Sweet sentimental Deism
claims first attention, because it retains what is thought
to be the essence of old beliefs after discarding their
reality. Next perhaps comes Positivism,2 far nobler
2 Positivism is exceedingly well represented in England. Al­
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and more vital, which manages to make itself well
heard, having a few strong and skilful pleaders, who
never lose sight of their creed whatever subject they
happen to be treating. But Secularism, which in
England at least is numerically far more important
than Positivism, although gladly heard by thousands
of common people, is scarcely known at all in circles
of highest education where its principles are most
powerfully operant. Mr. Gladstone, indeed, in his
paper on “ The Courses of Religious Thought/’3 pub­
lished many years ago, thought it worth serious notice ;
but with that exception I am not aware that Secu­
larism has received attention in any first-class pub­
lication. Yet the word secular is entering more
and more into our general vocabulary, and in especial
has become associated with that view of national edu­
cation which denies the propriety of religious teaching
in Board Schools. This use of the word points to tile
principle on which Secularism is based. The interests
of this world and life are smtZar, and can be estimated
and furthered by our unaided intellects; the interests
of another life and world can be dealt with only by
appealing to Revelation. Secularism proposes to culti­
vate the splendid provinces of Time, leaving the
advocates in Dr. Congreve, Professor Beesley, Dr. Brydges, and
Mr. Frederick Harrison. There are many points of resemblance
between Positivism and Secularism. Indeed the resemblance
would be almost complete if the Positivists in ignoring theology
did not make a god of Comte, and with amazing disregard of
that historic development they so emphasize, venerate all his
later aberrations, as though he or any man could justly assume
to prescribe the ways in which, through all succeeding genera­
tions, a great idea shall realise itself in practice.
3 Contemporary Review, June, 1876.

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theologians to care for the realms of Eternity, and
meaning to interfere with them only while their
pursuit of salvation in another life hinders the attain­
ment of real welfare in this.
Mr. Gladstone’s conception of Secularism, derived
of course from its literature, may here be cited. After
describing the Sceptic, the Atheist, and the Agnostic,
he proceeds :—
“ Then comes the Secularist. Him I understand to
stop short of the three former schools in that he does not
of necessity assert anything but the positive and exclusive
claims of the purposes, the enjoyments, and the needs pre­
sented to us in the world of sight and experience. He
does not require in principle even the universal suspense of
Scepticism ; but, putting the two worlds into two scales of
value, he finds that the one weighs much, the ofher either
nothing, or nothing that can be appreciated. At the
utmost he is like a chemist who, in a testing analysis, after
putting into percentage all that he can measure, if he finds
something behind so minute as to refuse any quantitative
estimate, calls it by the name of ‘ trace.’ ”
This account of Secularism is on the whole very fair,
but evidently it requires much amplification before it
can be perfectly understood by those who have not,
pke Mr. Gladstone, read Secular literature for them­
selves. As Mr. Gladstone quoted words of mine in
corroboration of his view of Secularism, I may with­
out immodesty undertake to give a fuller explanation
of it; and this can best be done, not dogmatically, but
popularly, allowing principles as it were to unfold
themselves.
Were I obliged to give an approximate definition of
Secularism in one sentence I should say that it is

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naturalism in morals as distinguished from super­
naturalism ; meaning by this that the criterion of
morality is derivable from reason and experience, and
that its ground and guarantee exist in human nature
independently of any theological belief. Mr. G. J.
Holyoake, whose name is inseparably associated with
Secularism, says: “ Secularism relates to the present
existence of man and to actions the issue of which can
be tested by the experience of this life.-” And again :
“ Secularism means the moral duty of man deduced
from considerations which pertain to this life alone.
Secularism purposes to regulate human affairs by con­
siderations purely human.” The second of these
quotations is clearly more comprehensive than the first,
and is certainly a better expression of the view enter­
tained by the vast majority of Secularists. It dismisses
theology from all control over the practical affairs of
this life, and banishes it to the region of speculation.
The commonest intelligence may see that this doctiine,
however innocent it looks on paper, is in essence and
practice revolutionary. It makes clean sweep of all
that theologians regard as most significant and precious,
'Dr. Newman, in his Grammar of Assent, writes: “By
Religion I mean the knowledge of God, of h:s will,
and of our duties towards him; ” and he adds that
the channels which Nature furnishes for our acquiring
this knowledge “ teach us the Being and Attributes of
God, our responsibility to him, our dependence on him,
our prospect of reward or punishment, to be somehow
brought about, according as we obey or disobey him.’
A better definition of what is generally deemed reli­
gion could not be found, and such religion as this

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Secularism will have no concern with. From their
point of view orthodox teachers are justified in calling
it irreligious ; but those Secularists who agree with
Carlyle that whoever believes in the infinite nature of
Duty has a religion, repudiate the epithet irreligious
just as they repudiate the epithet infidel, for the popu
lar connotation of both includes something utterly
inapplicable to Secularism as they understand it.
Properly speaking, they assert, Secularism is not
irreligious, but untheological; yet, as it entirely
excludes from the sphere of human duty what most
people regard as religion, it must explain and justify
itself.
Secularism rejects theology as a guide and authority
in the affairs of this life because its pretensions are
not warranted by its evidence. Natural Theology, to
use a common but half-paradoxical phrase, never has
been nor can be aught but a body of speculation, admir­
able enough in its way perhaps, but quite irreducible to
the level of experience. Indeed, one’s strongest impres­
sion in reading treatises on that branch of metaphysics
is that they are not so much proofs as excuses of faith,
and would never have been written if the ideas sought to
be verified had not already been enounced in Revela­
tion. As for Revealed Religion, it is based upon miracles,
and these to the scientific mind are altogether in­
admissible, being trebly discredited. In the first place,
they are at variance with the general fact of order in
nature, the largest vessel or conception into which all
our experiences flow ; adverse to that law of Universal
Causation which underlies all scientific theories and
guides all scientific research. Next, the natural

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history of miracles show us how they arise, and makes
us view them as phenomena of superstition, manifest­
ing a certain coherence and order because the human
Imagination which gave birth to them is subject to
laws however baffling and subtle. All miracles had
their origin from one and the same natural source.
The belief in their occurrence invariably characterises
certain stages of mental development, and gradually
fades away as these are left farther and farther behind.
They are not historical but psychological phenomena,
not actual but merely mental, not proofs but results of
faith.4 The miracles of Christianity are no exception
to this rule; they stand in the same category as all
others. As Mr. Arnold aptly observes : “ The time
has come when the minds of men no longer put as a
matter of course the Bible miracles in a class by them­
selves. Now, from the moment this time commences,
from the moment that the comparative history of all
miracles is a conception entertained, and a study
admitted, the conclusion is certain, the reign of the
Bible miracles is doomed/’ Lastly, miracles are dis­
credited for the reason insisted on by Mr. Greg—
namely, that if we admit them, they prove nothing but
the fact of their occurrence. If God is our author,
4 I do not say that miracles are impossible, an audacious and
quite unscientific assertion rightly stigmatised as such by Professor
Huxley in his admirable booklet on Hume. The region of “ may
be ’’ is infinite, and finite minds blessed with sanity leave it alone,
confining themselves to the certain and the probable. A miracle,
as Huxley says, is no more impossible than a centuar, but it is
just as improbable, and equally requires a tremendous array of
unimpeachable evidence to support it. Every scholar knows
that no such evidence is extant in the case of Christian or any
other miracles.

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he has endowed us with reason, and to the bar of that
reason the utterances of the most astounding miracle­
workers must ultimately come; if condemned there,
the miracles will afford them no aid; if approved there?
the miracles will be to them useless. Miracles, then,
are fatally discredited in every way. Yet upon them
all Revelations are founded, and even Christianity, as
Dr. Newman urged against the orators of the Tamworth Reading-Room, “ is a history supernatural, and
almost scenic.” Thus if Natural Theology is merely
speculative and irreducible to the level of experience,
Revealed Religion, though more substantial, is erected
upon a basis which modern science and criticism have
hopeless undermined.
Now if we relinquish belief in miracles we cannot
letain belief in Special Providence and the Efficacy of
Prayer, for these are simply aspects of the miraculous.5
Good-natured Adolf Naumann, the young German
artist m Middlemarch, was not inaccurate though
facetious in assuring Will Ladislaw that through him,
as through a particular hook or claw, the universe was
straining towards a certain picture yet to be painted ;
for every present phenomenon, whether trivial or im­
portant, occurs here and now, rather than elsewhere
and at some other time, by virtue of the whole universal
past. All the forces of nature have conspired to place
Y e often hear Prayer defended on emotional grounds not
as a practical request but as a spiritual aspiration. This however
merely proves the potency of habit. The “ Lord’s Prayer ” con­
tains a distinct request for daily bread. The practice of prayer
originated when people believed that something could be got by
IXdoHMrWeX°W 'Vith “° SUOh belief " slaT“t0 the

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where it is the smallest grain of sancl on the sea-shore,
just as much as their interplay has strewn the aetherfloated constellations of illimitable space. The slightest
interference with natural sequence implies a disruption
of the whole economy of things. Who suspends one
law of nature suspends them all. The pious supplicator for just a little rain in time of drought really asks
for a world-wide revolution in meteorology. And the
dullest intellects, even of the clerical order, are begin­
ning to see this. As a consequence prayers for
rain in fine weather, or for fine weather in time of
rain, have fallen almost entirely into disuse; and
the most orthodox can now enjoy that joke about the
clerk who asked his rector what was the good of pray­
ing for rain with the wind in that quarter. Nay more,
so far has belief in the efficacy of prayer died out, that
misguided simpletons who persist in conforming to
apostolic injunction and practice, and in taking certain
very explicit passages in the Gospels to mean what the
words express, are regarded as Peculiar People, in the
fullest sense of the term; and if through their primi­
tive pathology children should die under their hands,
they run a serious risk of imprisonment for man­
slaughter, notwithstanding that the book which has
misled them is declared to be God’s word by the law
of the land. Occasionally, indeed, old habits assert
themselves, and the nation suffers a recrudescence of
superstition. When the life of the Prince of Wales
was threatened by a malignant fever, prayers for his
recovery were publicly offered up, and the wildest
religious excitement mingled -with the most loyal
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for this ; they fanned the excitement daily until many
people grew almost as feverish as the Prince himself,
and “ irreligious ’’ persons who preserved their sanity
intact smiled when they read in the most unblushingly
mendacious of those papers exclamations of piety and
saintly allusions to the great national wave of prayer
surging against the Throne of Grace. The Prince’s
life was spared, thanks to a good constitution and the
highest medical skill, and a national thanksgiving was
offered up in St. Paul’s. Yet the doctors were not
forgotten ; the chief of them was made a knight, and
the nation demanded a rectification of the drainage in
the Prince’s palace, probably thinking that although
prayer had been found efficacious there might be danger
in tempting Providence a second time.
Soon after that interesting event Mr. Spurgeon
modestly observed that the philosophers were ' noisy
enough in peaceful times, but shrank into their
holes like mice when imminent calamity threatened the
nation; which may be true without derogation to the
philosophers, who, like wise men, do not bawl against
popular madness, but reserve their admonitions until
the heated multitude is calm and repentant. Professor
Tyndall has invited the religious world to test the
alleged efficacy of prayer by a practical experiment,
such as allotting a ward in some hospital to be specially
prayed for, and inquiring whether more cures are re­
corded in it than elsewhere. But this invitation has
not been and never will be accepted. Superstitions
always dislike contact with science and fact; they
prefer to float about in the vague of sentiment, where
pursuit is hopeless and no obstacles impede. If there

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is any efficacy in prayer, how can we account for the
disastrous and repeated failures of righteous causes and
the triumph of bad ? The voice of human supplication
has ascended heavenwards in all ages from all parts of
the earth, but when has a hand been extended from
behind the veil ? The thoughtful poor have besought
appeasement of their terrible hunger for some nobler
life than is possible while poverty deadens every fine
impulse and frustrates every unselfish thought, but
whenever did prayer bring them aid ? The miserable
have cried for comfort, sufferers for some mitigation of
their pain, captives for deliverance, the oppressed for
freedom, and those who have fought the great fight of
good against ill for some ray of hope to lighten despair.
but what answer has been vouchsafed •?
What hope, what light
Falls from the farthest starriest way
On you that pray ?
*
*
*
*
Can ye beat off one wave with prayer,
Can ye move mountains ? bid the flower
Take flight and turn to a bird in the air ?
Can ye hold fast for shine or shower
One wingless hour ?6
The dying words of Mr. Tennyson’s Arthur—“ More
things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams
of ”—are a weak solace to those who recognise its
futility, and find life too stern for optimistic dreamsSalvation, in this life at least, cometh not by prayer,
but by valiant effort under the guidance of wisdom and
the inspiration of love. Knowledge alone is power.
0 A. 0. Swinburne, Felise.

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Ignorant of Nature's laws, we are broken to pieces
and ground to dust; knowing them, we win an empire
of enduring civilisation within her borders. Recog­
nising the universal reign of law and the vanity of
supplicating its reversal, and finding no special clause
in the statutes of the universe for man’s behoof, Secu­
larism dismisses as merely superstitious the idea of an
arbitrary special providence, and affirms Science to be
the only available Providence of Man.
Thus theological conceptions obtruded upon the
sphere of secular interests are one by one expelled.
We now come to the last, and, as the majority of
people think, the most serious and important—namely,
the doctrine of a Future life and of Future Reward
and Punishment. Mr. Gladstone says that, putting
this world and the next into two scales of value, the
Secularist finds that the one weighs much, the other
either nothing, or nothing that can be appreciated.
This is very near the truth. Secularism, • as such,
neither affirms nor denies a future life; it simply pro­
fesses no knowledge of such a state, no information re­
specting it which might serve as a guide in the affairs
of this life. The first question to be asked concerning
the alleged life beyond the grave is, Do we fenowr aught
about it ? If there were indisputably a future life in
store for us all, and that life immortal, and if we could
obtain precise information of its actualities and require­
ments, then indeed the transcendence of eternal over
temporal interests would impel us to live here with a
view to the great Hereafter. But have we any know­
ledge of this future life ? Mere conjectures will not
suffice; they may be true, but more probably false, and

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we cannot sacrifice the certain to the uncertain, or
forego the smallest present happiness for the sake of
some imagined future compensation. Have we any
knowledge of a life beyond the grave 1 The Secularist
answers decisively No.
Whatever the progress of science or philosophy may
hereafter reveal, at present we know nothing of per­
sonal immortality. The mystery of Death, if such
there be, is yet unveiled, and inviolate still are the
secrets of the grave. Science knows nothing of another
life than this. When we are dead she sees but decom­
posing matter, and while we live she regards us but as
the highest order of animal life, differentiated from
other orders by clearly defined characteristics, but
separated from them by no infinite impassable chasm.
Neithei' can Philosophy enlighten us. She reveals to
us the laws of what we call mind, but cannot acquaint
us with any second entity called soul. Even if we
accept Schopenhauer’s7 theory of will, and regard man
as a conscious manifestation of the one supreme force,
we are no nearer to personal immortality; for, if our
soul emerged at birth from the unconscious infinite, it
will probably immerge therein at death, just as a wave
rises and flashes foam-crested in the sun, and plunges
back into the ocean for ever. Indeed, the doctrine of
man’s natural immortality is so incapable of proof that
7 Schopenhauer was one of the most powerful and original
thinkers of this century, and his intellectual honesty is surprising
in such a flaccid and insincere age. A physical fact worthy of
notice is that his brain was the largest on record, not even ex­
cepting Kant’s. Those who cannot read his works in the German
may find a capital exposition of his main ideas in Ribot’s La
Philosophie de Schopenhauer.

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many eminent Christians even are abandoning it in
favor of the doctrine that everlasting life is a gift
specially conferred by God upon the faithful elect.
Their appeal is to Revelation, by which they mean the
New Testament, all other Scriptures being to them
gross impositions. But can Revelation satisfy the
critical modern spirit ? When we can interrogate her,
discord deafens us. Every religion—nay, every sect
of religion—draws from Revelation its own peculiar
answer, and accepts it as infallibly true, although
widely at variance with others derived from the same
source. These answers cannot all be true, and their
very discord discredits each. The voice of God should
give forth no such uncertain tidings. If he had indeed
spoken, the universe would surely be convinced, and
the same conviction fill every breast. Even, however,
if Revelation proclaimed but one message concerning
the future, and that message were similarly interpreted
by all religions, we could not admit it as quite trust­
worthy, although we might regard it as a vague fore­
shadowing of the truth. For Revelation, unless every
genius be considered an instrument through which
eternal music is conveyed, must ultimately rely on
miracles, and these the modern spirit has decisively
rejected. Thus, then, it appears that neither Science,
Philosophy, nor Revelation, affords us any knowledge
of a future life. Yet, in order to guide our present
life with a view to the future, such knowledge is indis­
pensable. In the absence of it we must live in the
light of the present, basing our conduct on Secular
reason, and working for Secular ends. How far this
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we shall presently inquire ancl decide. Intellectually,
Secularism is at one with the most advanced thought
of our age, and no immutable dogmas preclude it from
accepting and incorporating any new truth. Science
being the only providence it recognises, it is ever
desirous to see and to welcome fresh developments
thereof, assured that new knowledge must harmonise
with the old, and deepen and broaden the civilisation
of our race.
In morals Secularism is utilitarian. In this world
only two ethical methods are possible. Either we
must take some supposed revelation of God’s will as
the measure of our duties, or we must determine our
actions with a view to the general good. The former
course may be very pious, but is assuredly unphilosophical. As Feuerbach8 insists, to derive morality from
God “ is nothing more than to withdraw it from the
test of reason, to institute it as indubitable, unassail­
able, sacred, without rendering an account why.”
Stout old Chapman’s9 protest against confound­
8 Feuerbach’s Essence of Christianity, from which I quote, was
translated form the German by Marian Evans (George Eliot).
This remarkable work deserves and will amply requite a careful
study. The thoroughness with which Feuerbach applied his
subtle psychological method to the dogmas of Christianity,
accounts for the hatred of him more than once expressed by
Mansel in his notes to the famous Bampton Lectures.
9 George Chapman was one of those lofty austere natures that
put to scorn the flabbiness which a sentimental Christianity does
so much to foster ; as it were, some fine old Pagan spirit rein­
carnate in an Englishman of the great Elizabethan age. His
“ Byron’s Conspiracy” furnished Shelley with the magnificent
motto of The Revolt of Islam:—
There is no danger to a man that knows
What life and death is: there’s not any law
Exceeds his knowledge ; neither is it lawful
That he should stoop to any other law.

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ing the inherent nature of good is also memor­
able :—
“ Should heaven turn hell
For deeds well done, I would do ever well.”
Secularism adopts the latter course. Were it necessary,
a defence of utilitarian morality against theological
abuse might here be made; but an ethical system
which can boast so many noble and illustrious adherents
may well be excused from vindicating its right to
recognition and respect. Nevertheless it may be
observed that, however fervid are theoretical objections
to utilitarianism, its criterion of morality is the only
one admitted in practice. Our jurisprudence is not
required to justify itself before any theological bar,
nor to show its conformity with the maxims uttered by
Jesus and his disciples; and he would be thought a
strange legislator who should insist on testing the value
of a Parliamentary Bill by appealing to the New
Testament. Secularism holds that whatever actions
conduce to the general good are right, and that what­
ever have an opposite tendency are wrong. Manifold
objections are urged against this simple rule on the
ground of its impracticability; but as all of them apply
with equal force to every conceivable rule, they may
be peremptorily dismissed. The imperfections of
human nature must affect the practicability of any
moral law, however conceived or expressed. Chris­
tians who wrote before Secularism had to be combated
never thought of maintaining that reason and expe­
rience are inefficient guides, although they did some­
times impugn the efficacy of natural motives to good.i
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So thoughtful ancl cautious a preacher as Barrow,
whom Mr. Arnold accounts the best moral divine of
our English Church, plainly says that “ wisdom is, in
effect, the genuine parent of all moral and political
virtue, justice, and honesty.”2 But some theologicallyminded persons, whose appearance betrays no remark­
able signs of asceticism, wax eloquent in reprobation
of happiness as a sanction of morality at all. Duty,
say they, is what all should strive after. Good; but
the Secularist conceives it his duty to promote the
general welfare. Happiness is not a degrading thing,
but a source of elevation. We have all enjoyed that
wonderful catechism of Pig-Philosophy in Latter-Day
Pamphlets. What a scathing satire on the wretched
Jesuitism abounding within and without the Churches,
and bearing such malign and malodorous fruit! But
it is not the necessary antithesis to the Religion of
Sorrow. It is the mongrel makeshift of those “ whose
gospel is their maw,” whose swinish egotism makes
t’lem contemplate Nature as a universal Swine’sTrough, with plenty of pig’s wash for those who can
thrust their fellows aside and get their paw in it. The
Religion of Gladness is a different thing from this.
Let us hear its great prophet Spinoza, one of the
purest and noblest of modern minds : “Joy is the
passage from a less to a greater perfection; sorrow is
tionists, believe morality to have had a natural origin. Mr.
Wake, however, in his valuable work, The Evolution of Morality,
while admitting and powerfully illustrating its natural develop­
ment, apparently holds that its origin was supernatural, the germs
of all the virtues having been divinely implanted in our primitive
ancestors! Evidently the old superstition about '‘the meat­
roasting power of the meat-jack ” is not yet altogether extinct.
2 Sermon on “ The Pleasantness of Religion.’’

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the passage from a greater to a less perfection.” No ;
suffering only tries, it does not nourish us; it proves
our capacity, but does not produce it. What, after all,
is happiness ? It consists in the fullest healthy exer­
cise of all our faculties, and is as various as they. Far
from ignoble, it implies the highest normal develop­
ment of- our nature, the dream of Utopists from Plato
downwards. And therefore, in affirming happiness to
be the great purpose of social life, Secularism makes
its moral law coincident with the law of man’s progress
towards attainable perfection.
Motives to righteousness Secularism finds m human
nature.
Since the evolution of morality has been
traced by scientific thinkers the idea of our moral sense
having had a supernatural origin has vanished into the
limbo of superstitions. Our social sympathies are a
natural growth, and may be indefinitely developed in
the future by the same means which have developed
them in the past. Morality and theology are essentially
distinct. The ground and guarantee of morality are
independent of any theological belief. When we are
in earnest about the right we need no incitement from
above. Morality has its natural ground in experience
and reason, in the common nature and common wants
of mankind. Wherever sentient beings live together
in a social state, simple or complex, laws of morality
must arise, for they are simply the permanent condi­
tions of social health ; and even if men entertained no
belief in any supernatural power, they would still
recognise and submit to the laws upon which societary
welfare depends. “ Even,” says Dr. Martineau,3
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“ though we came out of nothing, and returned to
nothing, we should be subject to the claim of righteous­
ness so long as we are what we are: morals have their
own base, and are second to nothing.” Emerson, a
religious transcendentalist, also admits that “ Truth,
frankness, courage, love, humility, and all the virtues,
range themselves on the side of prudence, or the aid
of securing a present well-being.”4 The love professed
by piety to God is the same feeling, though differently
directed, which prompts the commonest generosities
and succors of daily life. All moral appeals must
ultimately be made to our human sympathies. Theo­
logical appeals are essentially not moral, but immoral.
The hope of heaven and the fear of hell are motives
purely personal and selfish. Their tendency is rather
to make men worse than better. They may secure a
grudging compliance with prescribed rules, but they
must depress character instead of elevating it. They
tend to concentrate a man’s whole attention on himself,
and thus to develope and intensify his selfish propensi­
ties. No man, as Dr. Martineau many years ago
observed, can faithfully follow his highest moral con­
ceptions who is continually casting side glances at the
prospects of his own soul. Secularism appeals to no
lust after posthumous rewards or dread of posthumous
terrors, but to that fraternal feeling which is the vital
essence of all true religion and has prompted heroic
self-sacrifice in all ages and climes. It removes moral
causation from the next world to this. It teaches that
the harvest of our sowing will be reaped here, and to
4 Essay on Prudence.

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the last grain eaten, by ourselves or others. Every
act of our lives affects the whole subsequent history of
our race. Our mental and moral like our bodily lungs
have their appropriate atmospheres, of which every
thought, word, and act, becomes a constituent atom.5
Incessantly around us goes on the conflict of good and
evil, which a word, a gesture, a look of ours changes.
And we cannot tell how great may be the influence of
the least of these, for in nature all things hang together,
and the greatest effects may flow from causes seeminglv
slight and inconsiderable/’ When we thoroughly lay
this to heart, and reflect that no contrition or remorse
5 Wherever men are gathered, all the air
Is charged with human feeling, human thought;
Each shout and cry and laugh, each curse and prayer
Are into its vibrations surely wrought;
Unspoken passion, wordless meditation,
Are breathed into it with our respiration ;
It is with our life fraught and overfraught.
So that no man there breathes earth’s simple breath
As if alone on mountains or wide seas ;
But nourishes warm life or hastens death
With joys and sorrows, health and foul disease,
Wisdom and folly, good and evil labors
Incessant of his multitudinous neighbors ;
He in his turn affecting all of these.
James Thomson, City of Dreadful Night.

G The importance of individual action, even on the part of the
meanest, is well expressed by George Eliot in the concluding
sentence of Middlemarch :—
" The growing good of the wor’d is partly dependent on unhistoric acts ;
and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is
half owing to the numbers who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in
unvisited tombs.”

Even more memorable is the great saying attributed to Krishna,
—“ He who does nothing stays the progress of the world.”

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can undo the past or efface the slightest record from the
everlasting Book of Fate, we shall be more strongly re­
strained from evil and impelled to good than we could
be by supernatural promises or threats. The promises
may be mistrusted, the threats nullified by a late
repentance; but the natural issues of conduct are in­
evitable and must be faced. Whatever the future
may hold in store, Secularism bids us be true to our­
selves and our opportunities now. It does not under­
take to determine the vexed question of God’s exist­
ence, which it leaves each to decide for himself
according to what light he has; nor does it dog­
matically deny the possibility of a future life. But it
insists on utilising to the highest the possibilities that
lie before us, and realising as far as may be by prac­
tical agencies that Earthly Paradise which would now
be less remote if one-tithe of the time, the energy, the
ability, the enthusiasm and the wealth devoted to
making men fit candidates for another life had been
devoted to making them fit citizens of this. If theie
be a future life, this must be the best preparation for
it; and if not, the consciousness of humane work
achieved and duty done, will tint with rainbow and
orient colors the mists of death more surely than
expected glories from the vague and mystic land of
dreams.
There are those who cannot believe in any effective
morality, much less any devotion to disinterested aims,
without the positive certainty of immortal life. Under
a pretence of piety they cloak the most grovelling
estimate of human nature, which, with all its faults
is infinitely better than their conception of it. Even

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their love and reverence of God would seem foolish­
ness unless they were assured of living for ever.
Withdraw posthumous hopes and fears, say they, and
“ let us eat and drink for to-morrow we die ” would be
the sanest philosophy. In his grave way Spinoza
satirises this “ vulgar opinion,” which enjoins a regu­
lation of life according to the passions by those who have
“ persuaded themselves that the souls perish with the
bodies, and that there is not a second life for the
miserable who have borne the crushing weight of piety ” ;
“ a conduct,” he adds, “ as absurd, in my opinion, as
that of a man who should fill his body with poisons
and deadly food, for the fine reason that he had no
hope to enjoy wholesome nourishment for all eternity,
or who, seeing that the soul is not eternal or immortal,
should renounce his reason, and wish to become insane ;
things so proposterous that they are scarcely worth
mention.”
Others, again, deny that a philosophy which ignores
the Infinite can have any grand ideal capable of lifting
us above the petty tumults and sordid passions of life.
But surely the idea of service to the great Humanity,
whose past and future are to us practically infinite, is
a conception vast enough for our finite minds. The
instincts of Love, Reverence, and Service may be fully
exercised and satisfied by devotion to a purely human
ideal, without resort to unverifiable dogmas and inscrutible mysteries; and Secularism, which bids us
think and act so that the great Human Family may
profit by our lives, which exhorts us to labor for human
progress and elevation here on earth, where effort may
be effective and sacrifices must be real, is more pro­

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foundly noble than any supernatural creed, and holds
the promise of a wider and loftier beneficence.
Secularism is often said to be atheistic. It is, how­
ever, neither atheistic nor theistic. It ignores the
problem of God’s existence, which seems insoluble to
finite intellects, and confines itself to the practical
world of experience, without commending or forbidding
speculation on matters that transcend it. Unquestion­
ably many Secularists are Atheists, but others are
Theists, and this shows the compatibility of Secularism
with either a positive or a negative attitude towards
the hypothesis of a supreme universal intelligence.
There is no atheistic declaration in the principles of
any existing Secular society, although all are unanimous
in opposing theology, which is at best an elaborate
conjecture, and at the worst an elaborate and pernicious
imposture.
Educated humanity has now arrived at the positive
stage of culture. Imagination, it is true, will ever
holds its legitimate province; but it is the kindling and
not the guiding element in our nature. When exer­
cising its proper influence it invests all things with “ a
light that never was on sea or land ” ; it transforms
lust into love, it creates the ideal, it nurtures enthu­
siasm, it produces heroism, it suggests all the glories of
art, and even lends wings to the intellect of the
scientist. But when it is substituted for knowledge,
when it aims at becoming the leader instead of the
kindler, it is a Phaeton who drives to disaster and ruin.
It is degrading, or at any rate perilous, to be the dupe
of fancy, however beautiful or magnificent. Reason
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reason tells us that we live in a universe of cause and
effect, where ends must be accomplished by means, and
where man himself is largely fashioned by circum­
stances. Reason tells us that our faculties are limited
and that our knowledge is relative ; it enjoins us to
believe what is ascertained, to give assent to no pro­
position of whose truth we are not assured, and to
walk in the light of facts. This may seem a humble
philosophy, but it is sound and not uncheerful, and it
stands the wear and tear of life when prouder philoso­
phies are often reduced to rags and tatters. Nor is it
just to call this philosophy “ negative.” Every system,
indeed, is negative to every other system which it in
anywise contradicts ; but in what other sense can a
system be called negative, which leaves men all science
to study, all art to pursue and enjoy, and all humanity
to love and serve? It declines to traffic in supernatural
hopes and fears, but it preserves all the sacred things
of civilisation, and gives a deeper meaning to such
words as husband and wife, father and mother, brother
and sister, lover and friend.
Incidentally, however, Secularism has what some
will always persist in regarding as negative work. It
finds noxious superstitions impeding its path, and
must oppose them. It cannot ignore orthodoxy,
although it would be glad to do so, for the dogmas and
pretensions of the popular creed hinder its progress
and thwart Secular improvement at every step.
Favored and privileged and largely supported by the
Statj, they usurp a fictitious dignity over less popular
ideas. They thrust themselves into education, insist
on teaching supernaturalism with the multiplication

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table, dose the scholars with Jewish mythology as
though it were actual history, and assist their moral
development with pictures of Daniel in the lions’ den
and Jesus walking on the sea. They employ vast
wealth in preparing for another world, which might
be more profitably employed in bettering this. They
prevent us from spending our Sunday rationally,
refusing us any alternative but the church or the
public-house. They deprive honest sceptics as far as
possible of the common rights of citizenship.7 They
retard a host of reforms,8 and still do their utmost to
7 Nearly every leading Secularist lias suffered in this respect.
Mr. G. J. Holyoake was imprisoned for blasphemy ; Mr. Brad­
laugh had to win the seat which Northampton gave him, by
means of almost superhuman energy and resource, in the face of
the most bigoted and brutal opposition ; Mrs. Besant was and is
robbed of her child by an order of the Court of Chancery ;
and in would be a false modesty not to add that I have
suffered twelve-months’ imprisonment as an ordinary criminal
for editing a Freethought journal.—Here is another fact which
must not be forgotten. Mr. Spencer, a Secularist of Manchester,
left £500 in his will to assist in building a Secular Hall in that
city ; but the will was contested by the Christian residuary
legatee, and the Court set aside the bequest. Money cannot,
therefore, be left to propagate Secularism, which is practically
outlawed. This incident occurred so late as 1886.
8 The Deceased Wife’s Sister Bill is steadily opposed as con­
trary to Christian tradition.
Scarcely any but theological
arguments are used against it, and the Bishops fight it as though
they were defending the very citadel of their faith.—Down at
Middlesborough, quite recently, the County Council decided to
erect a crematorium in the interest of the public health, while
leaving the cemetery open as before for all who wished their
bodies to be disposed of in the orthodox fashion. But before
the project could be carried out the Vicar of All Saints called a
public meeting to protest against this “ outrage on the Christian
sentiment of the community.” Religious prejudice was pro­
foundly excited by these tactics, the medical officer of health
was mobbed by infuriated females, the mayor received anonymous
warnings to prepare for his latter end, and finally the project had
to be abandoned.

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suppress or curtail freedom of thought and speech.
While all this continues, Secularism must actively
oppose the popular creed. Nor is it just on the part
of Christians to stigmatise this aggressive attitude.
They forget that their faith was vigorously and per­
sistently aggressive against Paganism. Secularism
may surely imitate that example, although it neither
intends nor desires to demolish the temples of Chris­
tianity as the early Christians, headed by their bishops,
destroyed the temples of Paganism and desecrated its
shrines.
Properly speaking, Secularism is doing a positive,
not a negative, work in destroying superstition. Every
error removed makes room for a truth; and if super­
stition is a kind of mental disease, he who expels it is
a mental physician. His work is no more negative
than the doctor's who combats a bodily malady, drives
it out of the system, and leaves his patient in the full
possession of health.
Secular propaganda, by means of lectures, journals,
and pamphlets, conducted for so many years, has pro­
duced a considerable effect on the public mind. A
great change has been wrought during the past gene­
ration. Much of it has been accomplished by science,
but much also by the energetic labors of Secular advo­
cates. Yet it must be admitted that Secular organisa­
tion is relatively defective. The reason of this, how­
ever, is by no means recondite. Secularism, as a
distinct system, came into existence with the decline
of the Socialist movement inaugurated by Robert Owen.
When Socialism began to alarm the upper classes fifty
years ago, the ministers of religion, conveniently for­

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getting that the first Christians were communists,
declared war against it, and made its followers deter­
mined foes to Christianity. When their movement
subsided, the Socialists who were still eager for work
accepted the new designation of Secularist, and these
poor malcontents became the moving spirits of the new
faith. Thus Secularism grew up, like every other
system the world has ever seen, amidst distressing
poverty; and as organisation is impossible in these davs
without money, the development of Secular organisa­
tion is painfully slow.
Wealthy and “respectable” dissenters from the
popular creed generally keep their heresy to themselves.
They have given too many hostages to Mrs. Grundy,
and are nearly in the same position as the Church of
England clergyman who sympathised with Wesleyanlsm but did not join it, giving nine solid reasons against
doing so, namely, a wife and eight children. Some of
them, doubtless, would leave money for the promotion
of Secularism, but it has already been shown that this
is impossible in the existing state of English law. For
these reasons, and also because Secularism, like all new
systems, appeals to the dissatisfied rather than the con­
tented, its staunchest adherents are found among the
elite of the working classes. Inquire closely into the
personnel of advanced movements, and you will find
Secularists there out of all proportion to their nume­
rical strength. They are obliged to work in this indi­
vidual manner, for the bigotry against Secularism is
still so strong that few dare to recognise its organi­
sations. They have always assisted the cause of
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getting their members on School Boards, and doing
their utmost to improve the quality of the instruction
given to children, as well as to preserve them from the
nefarious influence of priests. They promote Sunday
freedom, they are advocates of international peace,
they are sturdy friends of justice, they are firm sup­
porters of the emancipation of women, they are lovers
of mental and personal liberty, and they are actively
on the side of every political and social reform. Their
votes can always be depended upon ; no one needs to
solicit them. Where Christians may be they are sure
to be; not because they necessarily have better hearts
than their orthodox neighbors, but because their prin­
ciples impel them to fight for Liberty, Equality, and
Fraternity, irrespective of nationality, race, sex, or
creed; and prompt them to exclaim, in the sublime
language of Thomas Paine, “ the world is my country,
and to do good is my religion.”

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bT2-52national secular society

LETTERS
TO

THE

CLERGY
BY

G. W. FOOTE.

LONDON;

PROGRESSIVE PUBLISHING COMPANY,
28 Stonecutter Street, E.O.
1880.

�LONDON :

PRINTED AND PUBLISHED BY G. W. FOOTE,
^28 STONECUTTER STREET, E.C.

�PR EFACE.
readers of the Freethinker, in which the
following Letters appeared at various dates, have
requested me to reprint them in a separate and
convenient form ; but as I always intended to do this,
I make no pretence of my natural modesty being
overcome by “ the urgent solicitation of friends,” nor
bespeak the reader’s “ kind indulgence?’ When a
writer of considerable practice deals with familiar
subjects, and takes pains with his composition,
he would be something worse than modest if he
imagined that what he wrote could be of no interest
to any section of readers. So far, indeed, am I from
imagining anything of the kind, that I frankly confess
to a belief that these Letters form a fairly all-round
statement of the Freethought positions in regard to
Christianity; and, as such, they will doubtless be
useful to many who would otherwise have to wade
through a great many volumes, without, perhaps,
obtaining the same satisfaction.
To instruct it is necessary to interest, and to procure
a hearing one must condescend to excite attention.
Manv

�iv.

Preface.

For this reason, among others, I adopted the epistolary
form of writing in the present instance. It gives an
air of nearness to the remote, and of reality to the
abstract; it imparts a feeling of personality, which I
hope has never run into virulence or abuse ; it endows a
papei’ warfare with some of the actuality and vividness
of a face-to-face encounter ; and, lastly, more perhaps
than any other form, it allows the writer to avail
himself of a great variety of rhetoric, and especially of
the apostrophe, which is the most striking of oratorical
arts, but is apt, in impersonal forms of composition, to
appear stilted and affected.
In order to correct the abuses of the epistolary style,
I have endeavored to fix my attention upon the argu­
ments I was discussing, rather than the persons I
addressed. Most of these, indeed, were unknown to
me except by repute, and this made it the more easy
to avoid falling into mere personalities.
Open letters are little likely to elicit replies from .
the persons addressed, and my experience is no ex­
ception to the rule. Besides, it is the fashion in
Christian circles to ignore the editors of Freethought
journals; the conspiracy of silence being, indeed, the
last resource of a tottering faith. As a matter of fact,
I expected no replies, and consequently I am not
disappointed. What I write will produce its proper
effect, whether it is replied to or not; and I have
obviously written for the general reader rather than
the ministers whose names decorate the tops of my
Letters.

�Preface.

vv

For the convenience of many readers, who may keep
this collection of Letters by them, and refer to it at
intervals, I have had it printed in large clear type.
There is a curious impression among the orthodox that
Freethinkers, for the most part, are frivolous young
persons ; but the chronology of this impression is on a
par with that of the Bible; in other words, it is an
arbitrary conjecture. Happily there are young Free­
thinkers, and they are the hope of the future; but a
very large proportion are “ declined into the vale of
years,” and theii’ eyes will find the type of this little
volume a positive comfort.
I have not burdened my pages with footnotes or
references. Except from the work I was answering, I
have seldom had occasion to quote from living or dead
authors. Whenever I have done so I have indicated
the work, but I have not thought it necessary to give
the edition, volume, or page. In no single instance, I
believe, have I cited any author as an authority. I
have always appealed to the reason of my readers. I
pay them the compliment of supposing they think for
themselves. And in this case an apt quotation may
occasionally be indulged in, for the sake of its beauty
or felicity, without begging the question, or overawing
the reader’s judgment, by appealing to great names.
There are no authorities in the realm of thought.
Only that is true thinking which goes on 'in the indi­
vidual brain. Every so-called belief which reposes on
external authority, may be acquiescence or prejudice,,
but never judgment or conviction.

�This is all I have to say in introducing this little
volume. I now leave it to destiny. Hope and fear,
perhaps, are alike unphilosophical; yet, as the future
is unseen, and imagination will seek to pierce the veil,
I fondly indulge a hope that if 1 do not succeed in
converting anyone to what I regard as the truth, I
may nevertheless excite an interest in questions that
underlie private and public life in every Christian
country. Indifference on such matters implies a want
of insight or seriousness, and I would fain stimulate
the temper which prompts us to look beyond the
■material or transient interests of life into the highei’
region of the spiritual and durable—the region where
intellect is free from the trammels of personal loss or
gain ; where imagination takes no shape of individual
hopes and fears ; where conscience is the august voice
of Humanity echoing through the chambers of our
hearts.

�LETTERS TO THE CLERGY.

��CREATION.
TO THE BISHOP OF CARLISLE.

My Lord,—
It seems strange that I should have to address
you, at least for the sake of courtesy, in such exalted
language. Your Lord and Savior hade his disciples
to call no man Master, and Lord is a still loftier title.
Yet you are legally entitled to this designation, and
you are a lord in reality as well as in name. You have
a seat, when you like to occupy it, in the House of
Peers; you reside in a palace; and, besides your
“ pickings,” the extent of which I have no means of
ascertaining, you enjoy a settled income of £4,500 a
year. I knew not how to. reconcile these things with
your profession as a minister of the gospel of poverty
and renunciation; but I presume your powers of
casuistry are equal to the task; and, after all, as
theology is full of mysteries, it is not unnatural that
there should be mysteries in the character and conduct
of theologians.
You have been good enough, my lord, to write a
a curious little volume on “ Creation.” It is the first
of a series entitled “ Helps to Belief,” which naturally
attracted my attention. I happen to require as much
help to belief as any man I know, and accordingly I
invested ninepence in a copy of your production.
Unfortunately it has not recompensed me for the out­
lay. My unbelief is rather confirmed than shaken,

�10

Letters to the Clergy.

and I am farther off than ever from the repose which
is to be found on the pillow of faith. I have, however,
read your volume with great care, and I venture to
offer a few remarks upon it.
Let me first congratulate you on an admission.
You say—
“ The very difficulty, so to speak, with, regard to the theo­
logical view of the opening of the book of Genesis is, that
theologians will not consent to regard the document as a lesson
addressed merely to the infancy of humanity, will not allow it
to be regarded as a childish thing to be put aside by the human
race in its manhood.”

Your language is skilfully guarded; it might be read
in either of two opposite ways ; yet I interpret you as
I would a Sibylline oracle, and take the most favorable
meaning. Regarded in that light, your description of
the Creation story is admirable; it does credit to your
candor and intelligence, as well as your style. I thank
you for the phrase. “ A childish thing ” is the finest
commentary on the first chapter of Genesis. The
very epithet “ childish ” is supremely felicitous. What
is childlike in infancy is childish in manhood; what
was excusable in an age of ignorance and barbarism is
contemptible in an age of science and civilisation.
Let me next indicate a few points on whieh I have
the honor to agree with you. “ Creation,” you state,
“ begins and ends with the formula ‘ God said/ ”
Yes, my lord, that is the alpha and omega of the
mystery. In the language of Hamlet it is “words,
words, words.” Logomachies, in theology and meta­
physics, pass current for realities; but the first attempt
to define them in consciousness exposes their vacuity.
“ God said let there be light, and there was light,” is
the statement of Genesis; similarly the Hindu scrip­
tures declare that “ Brahma said let there be worlds,
and there were worlds ”—and the one text is as true as
the other.
You affirm that Genesis makes “ no pretension to
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late in the day, for your Church has, during the better
part of two thousand years, insisted on the contrary
doctrine; and from the days of Galileo until now it
has persecuted to the full extent of its power the
scientific men who, in the words of Professor Huxley,
have refused to degrade nature to the level of primitive
Judaism. Nevertheless, as you disclaim this .“ pre­
tension/’ it may for the moment be dismissed. You
appear to admit that Genesis is not “ a scientific
history,” and the admission shows you are fully aware
that Hebrew mythology can no longer be opposed, as
a divine truth, to the teachings of Evolution.
You assert that such “ truths ” as the Incarnation
and the creation of man in God’s image “belong to a
high ethereal region to which it is impossible for either
philosophy or science to rise.” One half of this
sentence, my lord, is perfectly true. Philosophy and
science cannot breathe in the attenuated atmosphere
of faith, nor are they able to see through the clouds of
mystery. The very language you employ when you
speak as a theologian is foreign to them. “ Creation/’
you exclaim, “is a mystery, heaven and earth are
mysteries, but through all these there shines the light
of a living God—He, too, a mystery.” How one
mystery illuminates another mystery is a curious
problem which philosophy and science will gladly leave
to the “ high ethereal ” intellect of the pulpit. They
may accept your statement, however, without feeling
that it amounts to a revelation; for to the eyes of
reason a mystery is nothing but ignorance or selfcontradiction. A galvanic battery is a mystery to the
savage, the telephone is a mystery to country clergy­
men, and the origin of life is still a mystery to biologists.
On the other hand, the Trinity is a mystery to the arith­
metician, and and Almighty Goodness and Wisdom is a
mystery to those who see and feel the existence of evil.
In the one case, the mystery is an unexplained fact; in
the other case, it is a contradiction between a fact and
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and sometimes smoke. The cloud is ignorance, and
the smoke is theology.
Persons who deal in mystery, my lord, are apt to
contract a taint of insincerity. I am sorry to see you
referring to Moses as the author of Genesis, and still
more to see you referring to “ some ancient documents”
which he used in its composition. Surely your lord­
ship is aware that no single scrap of the Old Testament
can be carried beyond the tenth century before Christ,
which is several hundred years from the supposed date
of Moses ; surely your lordship is aware that no Jewish
“ documents ” existed at the time of the Exodus.
You display the art of a professional pleader, my
lord, in dealing with Professor Haeckel’s remarks on
Genesis. While rejecting it as a “ divine revelation/’
this Great Evolutionist says it “ contrasts favorably
with the confused mythology of Creation current
amongst most of the other ancient nations.” You
subsequently allude to this as “ a striking tribute to its
scientific character.” Nay more, you convert most into
all, and exclaim “ From Moses to Linnseus! A
tremendous step j and before Moses no one.”
Without dilating on your perversion of Haeckel, I
would ask you, my lord, whether you are ignorant of
the fact that the Creation story in the first chapter of
Genesis was borrowed from the mythology of Babylon,
as the story of the Fall in the second and third chapters
was borrowed from the mythology of Persia? Should
you be ignorant, your ignorance is inexcusable ; should
you not be ignorant, your pretence of ignorance is
unpardonable.
You deal at considerable length with the word
“ create,” but you evade every difficulty it raises. You
rush off to the Greek, the Sanscrit, and so forth ; but
you never refer to the Hebrew, which is the original
language of “ inspiration.” The Hebrew hara does
not express absolute creation out of nothing, for such
a metaphysical absurdity never entered into the heads
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journeyed north, south, east, and west, instead of
staying at home, and consulted every language but the
one containing “ the oracles of God?'’ You do not
wish to be precise. You “ define creation as the em­
bodiment of thought in an objective form,” which
leaves the matter indeterminate. An artist embodies
his conceptions by means of pre-existing materials. Do
you imply the same of God? If you do, you assume
the eternity of matter; if you do not, you assume
creation out of nothing. This is the doctrine upheld
by your Church, and you should plainly avow or
disclaim it. Bishop Pearson, whose Exposition of the
Creed is still a standard work in your colleges, gives
forth no uncertain sound. “ Antecedently to all things
beside,” he says, “ there was at first nothing but God,
who produced most part of the world merely out of
nothing, and the rest out of that which was formerly
made of nothing.” You, my lord, express yourself
more obscurely. You state that the material universe
—in contradistinction, I presume, to the immaterial
universe—points to “ some kind of origin.” And you
add that “ the existing cosmos testifies in a thousand
ways to a pre-existent chaos, out of which cosmos has
grown; according to modern language it has been
evolved; God created the chaos and evolved the
cosmos.”
This is what your lordship proffers as a help to
belief! Why did you not adduce one of those
“ thousand” testimonies to chaos ? Can you really
conceive chaos—a universal confusion, in which things
happen at random, and nothing is anything ? Do you
know of a single Evolutionist who teaches that matter
once existed without its properties? Are not the
properties of matter the same in a comet as in a planet ?
Do you know so little of the nebular hypothesis as to
suppose that Professor Tyndall’s ‘‘fiery cloud,”- of
which worlds are formed, is the primitive substance of
chaos ?
You refer to the nebular hypothesis, my lord, as

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though you firmly embraced it; but you fail to
recollect, or you forget to mention, that the great
French astronomer Laplace, whose account of this
luminous theory you summarise, was a convinced
Atheist. You proceed to assert that there must have
been “ something ” behind this “ primitive cause of
the existing cosmos/’’
“ Whence,” you inquire,
“ came the particular constitution of the materials,
and the laws by which the constituent particles of the
matter are governed ? ” The sentence is extremely
vicious. You are guilty of tautology, for the “ con­
stitution ” of matter and its “ laws” are the same
thing. You are also guilty of begging the question,
for in asking whence they came you assume their
advent, which you may justly be called upon to prove.
The petitio principii is a favorite fallacy with theolo­
gians. I find a beautiful instance in another part of
your volume, where you innocently observe that “ we
cannot contemplate Creation, without regarding the
Creator.” The remark is a truism, my lord; Creator
and Creation imply each other, and by designating
the universe a Creation you beg the whole question
at issue.
That matter began to be, or will cease to exist, it is
easy to affirm, and as easy to deny ; but all analogy
points to its eternity. Science shows us that matter
cannot be destroyed any more than it can be created,
and force is never diminished although it assumes
different manifestations. The presumption, therefore,
is in favor of the everlasting existence of both,
whether in the ultimate analysis they are co-eternals,
or different aspects of the one infinite substance of
the universe. I say the presumption is in its favor,
and before that presumption can be shaken you must
give solid reasons for supposing that the universe had
a commencement. It is futile, my lord, to observe
that its eternity is inconceivable, since it is equally
impossible to conceive of its beginning or ending.
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ancl speculation lias no other guide than the light of
analogy. And what analogy lends the slightest color
to your hypothesis of Creation ? The highest mind
of which we have any knowledge is the mind of man,
and the mind of man cannot create, it can only con­
ceive. The utmost man is able to do is to move
matter from one position to another. He does so in
conformity with his conceptions; but, like himself, his
“ creations ” are not imperishable.
The universe
which produced him finally absorbs him ; his proudest
“ creations ” may last for a few thousand years, but
the effacing hand of time is ever at work upon them,
and sooner or later they disappear, unable to resist
the claim of Nature who allows of no eternity but her
own.
Recurring for a moment to your treatment of
Genesis, I see you remark that “ to all persons capable
of forming an opinion, the chief doctrines of geology
are now beyond the range of controversy.”
You
admit the great antiquity of the globe and the slow
evolution of living forms, and you proceed as follows :—
“Many persons, perhaps at one time almost all thoughtful
persons, who read the account of Creation in the first chapter
of Genesis, concluded that the change from chaos to cosmos,
though gradual, was one soon brought about by several quickly
succeeding fiats of the Almighty will. Geology teaches with
irresistible force that this was not so.”

These thoughtful persons, my lord, who were never­
theless mistaken, paid the Scripture the compliment
of supposing it meant what it said. They never sus­
pected the wonderful elasticity of language in the
grasp of theologians. They took the Bible, as you,
my lord, are bound to take the Thirty-nine Articles,
in the “ literal and grammatical sense.” Geology,
therefore, was honestly resisted as impious, until a
new and more dexterous race of commentators arose,
in whose hands the time-honored language of Revela­
tion became as plastic as clay in the hands of the
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into any form that suited the exigencies of the struggle
between Reason and Faith.
Your position is that there is no “ antagonism
between the hypothesis of Evolution and the truth of
Creation.” Admitting the justice of your language,
your position is impregnable. There cannot be antag­
onism between Evolution and any truth. But I deny
the justice of your language. I say that you reverse
the proper order of words. Evolution is the “ truth/’
and Creation is the “hypothesis.” Thus regarded
they are not antagonistic, for there cannot be antag­
onism where there is no contact. You are, of course,
free to assert, without even defining your terms, that
a “ spirit ” works through the process of Evolution.
You are likewise free to affirm that a “ spirit ” mixes
the oxygen and nitrogen in the atmosphere, and the
oxygen and hydrogen in water. Science is unable to
contradict these statements, just as science is unable
to dispute the meat-roasting power of the meat-jack.
But, on the other hand, it does not trouble about what
cannot be proved or refuted, and leaves metaphysical
entities and quiddities to the irony of Swift or the
raillery of Voltaire.
From Haeckel, my lord, you quote a strong pas­
sage against “ purpose ” in Nature; and you might
have added that Darwin saw “ no more design in
Natural Selection than in the way in which the wind
blows.” Does it not occur to you that these lords of
science, these satraps of magnificent provinces in her
empire, know her more intimately than you do, and
that what escapes their vigilant attention is in all
probability rather fancy than fact ? Your unpractised
eye sees God everywhere ; their practised eyes fail to
detect his presence. Even other eyes than those of the
great English and German biologists have been unable
to perceive what to you is so obvious. Sir William
Hamilton, for instance, before Evolution challenged
the public mind, declared “ that the phenomena of
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any inference to the existence of Gocl, would, on the
contrary, ground even an argument to his negation?’
A very different writer, Cardinal Newman, confesses,
“ If I looked into a mirror and did not see my face, I
should have the same sort of feeling which actually
comes upon me when I look into this living busy world
and see no reflection of its Creator.” You, my lord,
look through Nature up to Nature’s God. I have your
word for it, but I doubt if your vision is so telescopic.
That “ volition originates,” as you allege, is only true
within certain limits. Volition does, indeed, originate
fresh collocations of matter, but it originates nothing
else. And when you say that volition “ has no cause
preceding itself,” you are simply alleging that all
volition is eternal, which is diametrically opposed to
your own doctrine that the human will, the only one of
which we have absolute knowledge, is a gift from God.
You will find, my lord, an admirable discussion of this
point in Mr. Mill’s Essay on Theism. Volition, as he
points out, only acts by means of pre-existing force,
first within the body, and afterwards outside it. It
does not answer, therefore, “ to the idea of a First
Cause, since Force must in every instance be assumed'
as prior to it; and there is not the slightest color,
derived from experience, for supposing Force itself to
have been created by a volition. As far as anything
can be concluded from human experience, Force has
all the attributes of a thing eternal and uncreated.”
Your argument for a First Cause is completely
answered in the same Essay. In reality, my lord, a
First Cause is a contradiction in terms. Causes and
effects only differ in their order of succession; both are
phenomenal changes; every cause has been an effect,
and every effect becomes a cause. Causation, indeed,
only applies to the changes in Nature, without affecting
its permanent substance.
Your whole remarks on
Causation betray an imperfect acquaintance with the
subject or a miserable trifling with your readers.
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how did it get there ? You deny that it is generated by
experience, and you add that “ a momenta consideration
will show that this cannot be so.” Do you really
suppose, my lord, that the Experiential philosophers,
from Locke to Bain, have not given a moment’s
consideration to the question ? Do you assert this of
Herbert Spencer ? Do you assert it of John Stuart
Mill 1 Have you read the fifth and twenty-third
chapters of the third book in Mill’s Logic 1 If you
have, I say you are taking advantage of your reader’s
ignorance; if you have not, you are unfitted for the
task you have undertaken.
Thus far, my lord, you have not arrived ata Creator,
since you have not proved Creation, nor even defined
it in intelligible language. Were I, for the sake of
argument, to grant that mind is an entity as well as
matter, the presumption would be in favor of their
eternal co-existence. Whatever Deity you affirm is
shorn of the attributes of infinity; he cannot be
infinite in power, at least, even if he be in wisdom
and goodness, for he has an everlasting rival or an
everlasting colleague. Nor are your difficulties ended
here. The benevolence of your Deity is imperilled.
It was the opinion of Plato that God is prevented
from realising his beneficent designs by the inherent
badness and intractable qualities of matter. But
this view is easily confronted by an opposite dogma.
Bentham was justified in saying, “ I affirm that the
Deity is perfectly and systematically malevolent, and
that he was only prevented from realising these
designs by the inherent goodness and incorruptible
excellence of matter. I admit that there is not the
smallest evidence for this, but it is just as well sup­
ported, and just as probable as the preceding theory of
Plato.
From metaphysical arguments, my lord, I turn to
what you say on Design. “ The argument from
design,” you allege, “ is, in fact, one of the foundation
stones of natural theology, and remains unshaken.”

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But I doubt if you really mean this, for if the argu­
ment is “ unshaken” it is difficult to see what induced
you to support it afresh. “ Helps to Belief” is a title
which implies that belief is enfeebled.
You have the sense to drop Paley’s preposterous
illustration of the watch, and you dilate upon the
human eye, which is an optical instrument so “ delicate
and complicated ” that it must be held to “ indicate
design,” and to deny it is “ something like an absurdity.”
Again, my lord, 1 say you are begging the question.
However delicate and complicated an organ may be, if
we discover how it became so we have explained it; and
if the process, at every stage, has shown nothing but
the action of natural causes, what necessity is there
for a supernatural hypothesis ? When Napoleon said
to Laplace that his system left no room for God, the
great astronomer replied iC Sire, I have no need for
that hypothesis.” The law of parsimony forbids the
assumption of occult causes when known causes are
adequate to account for the phenomena.
Now, my lord, it is indisputable, and you are well
aware of the fact, that the human eye did not spring
into existence suddenly. We are able to trace the
evolution of this organ down to its beginnings in low
forms of life, where it is but a local susceptibility to
the stimulus of light. To this you reply that the
result is no “ less ingenious or an indication of design,
because you can trace the process by which the result
is attained,” The ingenuity, my lord, is not in the
result but in the process. You must find it there or
not at all. You seem to admit Natural Selection as
an established truth, but is it not incompatible with
Design, except in that universal sense in which Design
can only be an assumption 1 If adaptation can be
explained as a result, without introducing design as a
cause, theology has nothing to gain by pointing to any
organ however exquisitely developed. And if "Natural
Selection involves, as it does, the elimination by whole­
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does not this conflict witli all our notions of the wise
use of materials and the intelligent adjustment of means
to an end 1
There is also, my lord, an aspect of the case which you
prudently conceal. According to your theory,God has
been making eyes for hundreds of thousands and per­
haps millions of years. How is it, then, after such
long and extensive practice, that he produces so many
failures ? How do you account for short-sighted eyes,
and even blind eyes ? What is your explanation of
ophthalmic hospitals ? Would not any human workman
be laughed at who turned out such multitudes of mis­
takes ?
You declare, my lord, in the language of Paley, that
££ a man cannot lift his hand to his head without finding
enough to convince him of the existence of God.” In
a certain sense the remark may be true. Should the
head be dirty, the man might find one of those objects
which satisfied the magicians of Egypt that Moses and
Aaron were inspired, and induced them to exclaim ££ this
is the finger of God.’’
For the purpose of your case you dwell upon the
greatness of man. Your language savors more of the
platform than the pulpit. Century after century your
Church has taught the doctrine of the Fall, and man’s
utter depravity. You, however, speak of his ££ front
sublime,” which, if the human race be taken as a whole,
is positively absurd; you speak of his ££ grand powers,”
which are difficult to find in a savage who can only count
three; and of his ££ exalted instincts,” which are not dis­
coverable in countless millions of mankind. Thus you
praise “ God’s handiwork ” to prove his wisdom
and beneficence; while, in the pulpit, you go to
the other extreme to prove the doctrine of original
sin.
Pursuing the Design argument, you point to “ the
truth ” that££ every arrangement in a plant or animal
accomplishes some definite end.” What then, you ask,
is ££ the justifiable conclusion as to the origin of the

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organism ? Is it not this, that the organ is the out­
come of a creative mincl ?”
Supposing the statement to be true, your conclusion
is not a necessary one. In the struggle for existence
the superfluous is harmful, and its possessors would tend
to extinction. In the long run also, as organs grow
by use and atrophy from disuse, the useful organs would
flourish and the useless decay and disappear. There is
no magic in the process, and nothing magical in the
result.
But your statement is not true. Man himself possesses
rudimentary organs, which are of no service; they
fulfil no function, being useless relics of a long anterior
state. One of them, the vermiform appendage of the
cfficum, has been known to harbour seeds, which have
set up inflammation and caused death.
Man has a rudimentary tail; rudimentary muscles for
moving the ears and the skin; rudimentary hair over the
body; and rudimentary wisdom-teeth, which are a great
nuisance, and a common cause of neuralgia. Through
the. law of inheritance, likewise, the generative and
nutritive organs of one sex are partially transmitted to
Ahe other. Perhaps your lordship will be good enough
to inform me what “ definite end ” is served by the rudi­
mentary mammae in men ?
You merely allude to these things, my lord, as
“ very exceptional cases,” as though a theory need not
cover all the facts. You even venture on the remark
that.“ exceptions prove rules,” which is not an admitted
law in any system of logic I am acquainted with.
You also observe that these “ exceptions ” only
raise “ a plausible objection ” to the Design argu­
ment. Haeckel considers them “ a formidable obstacle,”
and I prefer his opinion to yours, especially when I
watch your curious attempt to explain away “ the
plausible objection.”
“ A friend once presented me with a warm garment of exceed' ingly ingenious construction, and hade me wear it during the
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with regard to the garment: one, that of admiration of the
ingenuity of its construction; the other, that of gratitude to
my friend for thinking of me and trying to keep me warm.
But one day an observing neighbor, with a keen eye and much
penetration, discovered a button which appeared to be of no
use. I may say that the explanation of the button was that it
was an essential part of a garment, somewhat like mine, and
which my friend had originally intended to give me; but in
the course of the construction he had determined to adopt a
somewhat improved form, and so the tailor altered the pattern,
but omitted to remove the button. My observing neighbor
suspected that this was the case; for my own part I had no
strong opinion on the subject. It seemed to me that, button
or no button, the garment was admirably contrived, and that
the kindness of the giver was beyond a doubt.”

God then, my lord, forgets the buttons.’ It is a
poor compliment to his omniscience. He decided to
make things in one way, altered his mind, left in some
of the old pattern through inadvertence, and hence the
presence of rudimentary organs. How charming I
How pretty it would be in a nursery book ! Do you
really mean it, my lord; and do you really see any
analogy between the making of a coat and the growth
ot an organism r
Turning to the mental and moral aspects of the
world, you are confronted, my lord, with the existence
of evil. You are obliged to admit the presence of
“ phenomena which it seems difficult to reconcile with
the most obvious notions of perfect benevolence.”
You allow that God “ permits the existence of much
which is evil/’ and you are ashamed to fall back upon
the orthodox theory of Satan, who does all the harm
while the Deify does all the good. Accepting evolution,
at least up to the point of man’s “ soul/’ you must be
perfectly aware that pain and misery are not on the
surface of things but part of their very texture; and
that Natural Selection acts through a struggle for
existence which makes the earth a shambles. “ Kill
or be killed is a strange rule of life tor Beneficence
to impress on its creation. You see this, my lord, and
you have two ways of surmounting the difficulty.

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First, you say that the abounding evil of this world
is “ inconsistent with certain conceptions which we
have formed.” It is to be presumed you mean that
God’s ways are not our ways. I concede the fact, my
lord, but how is it to be reconciled with youi’ theory ?
Why do you call the Deity “ good ” if you mean that
his goodness and ours are different “ conceptions ” ?
Can you expect me to worship a God whose beneficence
has to be vindicated by arts which insult my under­
standing ? Let me remind you of the memorable
protest of Mr. Mill in his reply to Dean Mansel, whose
footsteps you follow with a faltering tread. “I will
call no being good/’ he said, “ who is not what I mean
when I apply that epithet to my fellow creatures ; and
if such a being can sentence me to hell for not so
calling him, to hell I will go.”
Secondly, you suggest that God was hampered by
unfavorable conditions. “ Perhaps, if we knew all,”
you say, “ we should know, as in our ignorance it may
be permissible to guess, that the method of Creation
actually used by the Creator was the only one possible
in the nature of things.” You say again that God is
carrying out a purpose, and that he knows the best, or
“ perhaps the only way of doing it.” You also surmise
that “ he was pleased to submit himself to limitations.”
If the Deity submitted himself to limitations, who
imposed them ? If he had a choice, as your language
implies, is he not responsible for the selection ? Did
he not create “ the nature of things,” and if it was
unsuitable could he not create another “ nature of
things?”
Can you conceive any limitations of
Omnipotence ? Is it possible to imagine Omniscience
doing “ the best in the circumstances ” ? You trust
that “ somehow things will come right at the last.”
But is not this the language of blind faith 1 Is it not
also an admission that things are wrong at present ?
I see no force in your remark that “ he who does not
believe in God does not get rid of the evil and sorrow.”
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of the belief in a monster. At the very worst “ The
grave s most holy peace is ever sure,” and meanwhile
it is a comfort to think that,
No Fiend with names divine
Made us and tortures us; if we must pine
It is to satiate no Being’s gall.

In your opinion “ Atheism is connected either with
the excessive ingenuity of a subtle intellect, or with
moral considerations of a perverse and morbid kind.”
I differ from you, my lord; but I allow that you have
cleverly dressed up the old fiction that every Atheist
is a fool or a rogue.
Atheists are not to be deceived by phrases. When
you say that “ life must have come from a fontal origin
of life” you are only making a “mystery” more
mysterious. When you say that “ the egg contains a
principle of life, which postulates a giver of life,” you
are once more begging the question.
You are an Evolutionist except at the beginning and
the end. You assume that God created life, and you
are loth to believe in the natural genesis of man. You
remark that the “ missing link ” is “ not to be found
in any of the geological records of the past ” How do
you know that ? The geological record is imperfect,
and the preservation of “missing links” is not a
natural necessity. Nor have geological investigations
been made in any part of the world where the human
race could have originated. You smile at Haeckel’s
belief that the remains of our early progenitors are
embedded in the depths of the Indian Ocean,” and
you remark that “ an imaginary continent is, of course,
not science, and does not really help us.” The conti­
nent, however, is not so “ imaginary.” Certainly it is
not so imaginary as the supernatural theories you in­
troduce to.account for what we do not understand, and
to contradict what we do. Nor is it so imaginary as
the “ distinction ” you find in Genesis between the life
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Revised Version informs us that the “ living soul” or
“ breath of life ” was common to both.
The “ soul ” elicits one of your characteristic sen­
tences. “ Here,” you say, et Science fails us altogether,
Philosophy speaks with a doubtful accent, and
Theology remains master of the field.” True, my lord;
theology is always master of the field of ignorance, and
where our knowledge ends our religion begins. What
we know is Nature, what we do not know is Gfod.
Science is ever widening the circle of light in which
we live and work, and on the border of darkness the
theologian plies his trade, passing off as the voice of
the Infinite the echo of his own babblings.

THE

BELIEVING

THIEF,

TO THE REV. C. H. SPURGEON.

Sir,—

You are one of the most popular preachers in
Christendom, you gather round you a congregation
of five thousand men and women, and your printed
sermons are said to be circulated in every part of
the world where the English language is spoken.
Nature has endowed you with a clear musical voice,
not the orator’s voice, which is capable of expressing
every emotion, from the soft whisper of pity to the
thunder of denunciation, but the preacher’s voice,
fitted to express the subdued and monotonous feelings
of Protestant theology. This gift, combined with a
fair command of homely English, and a Saxon capacity
for work, accounts for your remarkable success. You
are not an evangelist of new ideas. You have not to
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create an appetite for what you supply. The material
upon which you work was produced in unlimited
quantities before you were born. Orthodox instincts,
orthodox sentiments, and orthodox ideas, were already
in existence, and you have only played upon them.
Out of the five million inhabitants of London, who are
mostly. Christians by training, temperament, and
profession, you have collected five thousand. This
proves you an able competitor against other preachers,
but it gives you no position as a leader of thought
or a general in the army of progress.
You have a certain vein of facetiousness, and a
reputation for telling “ good stories,” but your gifts in
this direction are heightened and exaggerated by
contrast. The pulpit is expected to be dull, or at least
decorous, and feeble witticisms from such a quarter
are apt to pass as potent; just as a somersault, which is
commonplace on the part of a street arab, would be
comic if cut by a clergyman.
Your private life is said to be exemplary. I have
no means of judging, but I am content to believe ; as
a man 1 value my own character, and I am ready to
respect yours. But I am unable to reconcile your mode
of living with your profession. I cannot understand
how anyone with a fair amount of sincerity can preach
the Gospel of Jesus Christ, and above all the gospel of
the Sermon on the Mount, and at the same time
maintain an establishment like yours. When I hear
that your residence is one of the finest in the south of
England, that your grounds are magnificent, that your
live stock rivals the Queen’s at Windsor, that you
keep a splendid carriage and several fine horses, that
your table is well appointed and your cigars are
excellent, I am positively amazed at your Imitation of
Christ. At such a rate the cross is easy to be borne.
When I consider that you fully enjoy all the good
things of this life, which must be provided by" the
labor of others, and that you have in addition the
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cannot help reflecting that there is after all a profound
truth in the text that “ godliness is great gain.”
What a difference there is between the founder of
Christianity and its modern exponents! He had not
solved the problem of how to make the best of both
worlds. He drank to the dregs that bitter cup which
has furnished them with an easy theme for the
cheapest eloquence. He died upon the Cross, and
they live upon the Cross. I am not one of his devoted
admirers, but I turn from them to him with a sense of
relief. He looks pathetic, tragic, sublime, in com­
parison with these who coin his blood into golden
shekels.
Nor am I able to reconcile your enjoyment of life
with your belief in predestination, hell, and the eternal
perdition of the majority of the human race. You do
not merely accept these doctrines ; you cling to them,
and you denounce your brethren who would desert
them for a sweeter faith. You see multitudes of your
fellow-creatures dancing along “ the primrose path to
the everlasting bonfire.” The friend whose hand you
clasp to-day may be in Hell to-morrow. Your own
children may fall into the place of torment. Yet you
smile, you crack jokes, you grow fat, you contract the
rich many’s disease of gout. Is this consistent1? Is it
honorable ? Is it humane ? If I believed your fright­
ful creed I hope I should have the decency to be
solemn.
When your gout is acute you show your trust in
God, and your belief in the efficacy of prayer, by
taking a holiday at Mentone. You leave the congre­
gation to pray for your recovery while you try the
effect of the air and sunshine of the Mediterranean.
Does it not occur to you that an Atheist might get
better in such circumstances? Why is it that God
does you more good in the South of Europe than in the
South of London ? Why is prayer offered up in one
place and answered in another ? Why does God help
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within a mile of your Tabernacle, who do not earn a
splendid income by preaching “ Blessed be ye poor/’
who must bear their afflictions in the fetid atmosphere
of narrow streets, and languish and die for want of the
resources which keep you out of heaven.
This is a long exordium to a brief letter. Let me
now pass to the sermon I wish to eriticise. It was
preached on April 7, and is therefore an expression of
your ripest wisdom. Its title, The Believing Thief/’
attracted my attention. There are so many believing
thieves, and I wondered which of them you selected.
Six years ago 1 fell among thieves myself, and they
were all believers. An Atheist was a rara avis in
Holloway Gaol. There were Catholics and Protestants
by the thousand, during the twelve months I enjoyed
a seasonable relish of Christian charity, and I was fully
prepared to meet a believing thief. You have intro­
duced one. You select the first on record, the thief
who begged a favor of Jesus on the cross. He was
the very first Christian who ever entered heaven, and
you “ think the Savior took him with him (I don’t
admire your grammar) as a specimen of what he meant
to do.” This fortunate gentlemen, you admit, was a
convicted felon, and perhaps a murderer, but he
believed on Jesus at his last gasp, and his soul soared
away from the cross to the realms of bliss and glory.
The other thief missed his opportunity, and that one
mistake made all the difference between heaven aud
hell. It seems a heavy penalty for a single blunder,
but everyone knows that the difference between heaven
and hell is no greater than the difference between
divine and human justice.
I cannot but admire the airy manner in which you
skim over the discrepancy in the gospel narratives.
Luke is the only one who relates the incident of the
believing thief; the others represent both thieves as
mocking Jesus. But instead of seeing a gross con­
tradiction, as you would in any other history, you
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them was converted while engaged in this pastime.
Such a method of interpretation would make a harmony
of the wildest discord.
According to Luke, Jesus said to the believing thief
“ To-day shalt thou be with me in Paradise.” You
dwell upon To-day with “ damnable iteration,” and you
affirm that the converted felon was in Paradise that
very evening. You decline to speculate “ as to where
our Lord went when he quitted the body which hung
upon the cross/’ though you must be aware of the
importance of this problem. The Creeds say that he
“ descended into hell.” This was the opinion of the
greatest Fathers, it is endorsed in the Church of
England articles, and it is countenancad by Peter and
Paul.
You shun the discussion of this point, and
indulge your foible of dogmatism.
Jesus died an
hour or two before the thief, and “ during that time
the eternal glory flamed through the underworld, and
was flashing through the gates of Paradise just when
the pardoned thief was entering the eternal world,” so
that the Savior and his “ specimen ” went through the
pearly gates together.
You add that “We know
Paradise means heaven, for the apostle speaks of such
a man caught up into Paradise, and anon he calls it
the third heaven.”
Your uncritical audience may swallow this as gospel,
but I can hardly suppose you so ignorant. You must
be aware that the matter is not so simple. Learned
divines have written at great length on the subject,
and although their speculations are not infallible, there
is still less infallibility in your dogmatism. Take up
so accessible a book as Bishop Beveridge’s Ecclesia
Anglicana Ecclesia Catholica, read his chapter on the
third Article, consult his learned and voluminous foot­
notes, and then ask yourself whether it is honest to
veil the controversy from your congregation, and to
decide it for them peremptorily as though you were an
independent oracle of God.
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your dogmatism, and that is the language of Scripture.
If Jesus went to heaven the very evening of his
Crucifixion, did he descend again to re-animate his
body on the Sunday morning ?
And why did he
undertake two such journeys ? Was it simply to fulfil
his promise to the believing thief?
Or was it to
settle with his Father the arrangements for his public
ascent ?
Not being inspired, you may decline to answer these
questions. But there is another question to which I
may demand a reply. According to your assertion,
Jesus went up to heaven on the Friday evening ; but
according to John (xx., 17), Jesus met Mary Magda­
lene in the garden on the Sunday, and when she
would have approached him, he cried, Touch me not,
for I am not yet ascended to my Father. If Jesus did
not speak these words, we may as well sell our Bibles
for waste-paper; if he did speak them, you have been
preaching a falsehood.
I know the tricks of your
craft, but I refuse to be deceived. I take a sentence
in its plain and grammatical meaning. “ I am not yet
ascended unto my Father,” is as clear a sentence as
ever came from the lips of God or man. If Jesus
had visited “ the third heaven ” before, he would
have said “ I am now descended from the Father.’"’
You may answei' (what will not a minister answer ?)
that the “I” refers to Christ’s body, but this is flying in
the face of common sense. “ I ” may mean soul and
body, or soul without body, but it cannot mean body
without soul.
Three-fourths of your pretty rhetoric is thus ex­
ploded. The believing thief was not in Paradise with
Jesus that very day. Forty days elapsed according to
one narrative—and you must accept it—before the
Lord ascended; and during that time the believing
thief must have hung about “ the pearly gates ” wait­
ing for his Redeemer.
Let me press the dilemma.
If Jesus said “ To-day
shalt thou be with me in Paradise,” he was mistaken,

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and if he was mistaken then, he may have been mis­
taken on a hundred other occasions. If Jesus did not
say it, Luke is mistaken, and if Luke was mistaken
once, he may have been mistaken often. Nay, if Luke
was mistaken, Matthew, Mark, and John may have
been mistaken ; and your infallible Scripture is like a
dilapidated spider’s web ; or, if you prefer the simile,
like a leaky kettle, which lets out the water of inspira­
tion, and puts out the fire of belief.
The lessons you deduce from the story of the be­
lieving thief are not very edifying. First, you say, it
shows the Savior’s condescension; and as man, in your
view, is the riff-raff of creation, there is a great
solace in his stooping to the worst of sinners. “ It
gives me an assurance,” you exclaim, “ that he will
not refuse to associate with me.” I presume you would
call this modesty, but to my mind it is the pride which
apes humility. You cannot boast of being the chief of
sinners, for St. Paul seized upon that distinction.
Nevertheless you may pride yourself, with a humble
face, on being an excellent second. This attitude is
common among the elect. They are miserable worms ;
but how they rear their heads if others tell them so I
Several times in the course of your sermon, you posi­
tively annex the Redeemer, calling him yours, and in­
viting your fellow sinners to come to “ my Lord.” See,
sir, how tastes differ. You regard this as solemn ; to
me it is laughable. I smile at your masked pride, and
when you turn the seamy side of your cloak outwards
I observe that the purple is all the nearer your heart.
A great poet has satirised this “ humble ” posturing,
and you will forgive me for quoting his epigram.
Once in a saintly passion.
I cried with desperate grief
“ 0 Lord, my heart is black with guile,
Of sinners I am chief.”
Then stooped my guardian angel
And whispered from behind,
“ Vanity, my little man,
You’re nothing of the kind!”

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The second lesson is the supremacy of grace over
works. According to your philosophy—borrowed chiefly,
I suspect, from Martin Luther’s commentary on
Galatians—our noblest virtues are only splendid rags,
that will make us burn all the better in Hell. Works
cannot save us. The best man on earth deserves ever­
lasting torment every minute of his life. We are saved
by grace. And the crowning proof of it is the salva­
tion of the believing thief. Death stared him in the
face; he was incapable of good works. The grace of
God entered into his heart, his soul was filled with
faith, and, notwithstanding his life of crime, he soared
from the cross into Paradise.
Let me ask you wiry the other thief was less fortu­
nate. Why did the grace of God hold aloof from him ?
Without that grace we cannot have faith, and with­
out faith we cannot be saved. Do you not see that
this makes God everything and man nothing; that it is
a gospel of fatalism, or arbitrary predestination; that
all your preaching is wasted, except as it procures you
a living ; and that it cannot possibly make the slightest
difference how men act in this world, since God imparts
grace or withholds it at his pleasure, saving whom he
will save and damning whom he will damn 1
The third lesson is that the vilest sinner, who has
led a life of selfishness orcrime—the thief, the seducer,
the adulterer, the murderer—may be saved at the very
last minute. “ In a single instant,” you declare, “ the
sins of sixty or seventy years can be absolulely forgiven/’’
“ If a man dies,” you say, “ five minutes after his
first act of faith, he is safe as if he had served the
Lord for fifty years.” The believing thief went to
Paradise through faith, and faith will enable the
heaviest sinner to fly up to the pearly gates.
Far be it from me to say that God, who made men,
should plunge them into Hell, or inflict upon them the
smallest suffering. I even deny his right to do so.
He would be infamous to punish his own failures.
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God to man, not from man to God. The creator is
responsible, not the created.
Still, man is governed by motives, and your doctrine
is a premium on immorality. You set up a Heaven
and a Hell, you offer pleasure or pain hereafter, and
declare that a death-bed repentance will wash out a
life of sin. True, you stipulate that the repentance
shall be sincere, but the sinner will have little appre­
hension on that account. You appeal to his personal
hopes and fears as to the future life; and you tell
him that, however wicked he may be, he stands as
great a chance of Heaven as the holiest saint, if he
only looks to Jesus at the last.
You call this a
glorious gospel.
I call it infamous.
It is not a
doctrine of mercy, but a doctrine of license. After
appealing to men’s selfishness, without regard to reason
■or humanity, it shows them an easy way of making
evil as profitable as good. Were I to adopt your own
language I might call it “ infamous bosh.”
You are in the habit of reading Flavel. From his
sermon on this very subject you borrow the case of
Marcus Caius Victorious, a heathen of the primitive
times, who was converted to Christianity in his old
age. But you dress up the story in an unscrupulous
manner. According to Flavel, the Christians would
not trust him for a long time, owing to “ the unusualfiess of a conversion at such an age.” Old age, however, is not enough for your purpose, so you turn him
into “a gross sinner.”
Your accuracy or honesty is a small matter. My
•object in citing Flavel is to point oat that he saw
the snare of death-bed repentance, and warned his
hearers against it. You are more accommodating, sir;
and in view of your belief, the more accommodating
you are the more you sap the foundations of morality.
Considering the company you picture in Heaven,
the believing thief being a “ sample ” of the “ bulk,”
I shall not be sorry if I am quartered elsewhere. I
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self-respecting man, I choose my company.
If it.
makes no difference to the caterer, I prefer going
below in the society of honest and intelligent sceptics,
rather than above in the society of all the abject
scoundrels who earned salvation by crying “ I’m sorry.”
You appear to know a great deal about the invisible,,
and I venture to ask you a question. “ Heaven and
Hell,” you assert, “ are not places far away.” They
are very near; in fact, you say, we may be in one or
the other before the clock ticks again. Do you mean
that heaven and hell are in the atmosphere ? Or do
you mean that the soul, on leaving the body, flies with
such inconceivable rapidity that distance is annihilated ?'
Surely you have not stumbled on the truth that
heaven and hell are within us.
Let me conclude by asking you another question.
You talk much about the believing thief. Do you
know anything about the unbelieving one ? Daniel
O’Connell declared that Benjamin Disraeli was the
lineal descendant of the impenitent thief. Will you
tell me if this is true ? And if so, have you any
objection to preaching another sermon on the un­
believing thief, and his unbelieving posterity ? At any
rate, it would be quite as instructive as your first
sermon, and probably far more amusing.

THE ATONEMENT,
TO THE BISROP OF PETERBOROUGH.

My Lord,—
Like your brother in God, the Bishop of
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addressed to as many of the public as it chances to
reach, I need not apologise for writing you this
letter.
According to the law, my lord, 1 am a member of
the Church of England, and I have a right to look to
you, as one of her Bishops, for spiritual guidance ;
and certainly you should be able to give it, for you are
paid the magnificent salary of £4,500 a year, which is
only a trifle less than that of the Prime Minister of
the British Empire. I can hardly suppose you take
such a salary without feeling you deserve it, especially
as it was part of the prospect before you when you
declared your belief that you were called to your
bishopric by the Holy Ghost. It is to be presumed,
therefore, that you will not resent my approach, or feel
aggrieved at my criticism of the help you have offered—at the cost of ninepence—to my belief.
First, my lord, let me deal with your Preface. You
remark that the Atonement is “ a subject the litera­
ture of which would fill a library.” True, my lord;
the blood of Christ is nothing (in quantity) to the ink
which his priests and prophets have shed in explaining
it. After so many volumes on the subject one issurprised at the necessity for another. Ordinary blood
does not require such a colossal literature. But the
blood of Christ is a peculiar article, and its physiology
and chemistry seem to change like the combinations of
a kaleidoscope.
In one respect your Preface is an apology. You
observe that the “ large subject of the J ewish and Pagan
sacrifices in their relation to the sacrifice of Christ,,
could be only very inadequately dealt with.” But in
an age of Evolution, my lord, when everything is being
explained by the law of continuity and progression,
this is simply evading your principal duty.
You further observe that it was impossible to
“ discuss the exact force and value ” of such terms as
“ ransom,” “ redemption,” “ payment of debt,” and
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found in the New Testament, which, as you fre­
quently assert, is the sole authority on the Atonement
or any other Christian doctrine. Why, then, did you
avoid what, as a preacher of the Word, you are chiefly
bound to unfold 1 It is not true, as you allege, that
you have confined yourself to the task of answering the
“most common and salient objections to the doctrine of
the Atonement/'’ for you devote but one chapter to
that object, and four to general exposition. This excuse,
therefore, fails utterly; indeed I can scarcely
understand it, except on the supposition that your
Preface was written before the volume.
Your readers, my lord, are “ entreated ” to believe
that you have “ endeavored to deal honestly with
objections.” Why should you “entreat” them to believe
this ? Does an honest man beg the world to acknow­
ledge him as such ? Does he not rely on his character
speaking for itself 1 You have written and published
your volume, and why should you protest your sincerity
in the Preface? Had you a shrewd suspicion of its
necessity? I admit the difficulty of a man in your
position being honest—I mean intellectually. You
provide, not proofs, but excuses for faith. You confess
that you seek to help those who “ only doubt and yet
would fain believe.” Is not the veiy suggestion
immoral ? Why should we desire to believe anything ?
I do not deny the fact; it is a frailty of our nature;
but a public teacher should not pander to our infirmi­
ties. Writing for those who would “ fain believe ” is
an easy occupation. Feeling ekes out the deficiencies
of reason, and premises are distorted to justify impos­
sible conclusions.
That you have “ dealt tenderly with doubts and
difficulties ” I cheerfully admit. You smooth down
the feathers of doubt with a loving hand, and deal
tenderly—oh, so tenderly !—with every difficulty. I
shall not emulate you, my lord, in this, respect; and
perhaps you will find eventually that difficulties are
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Your first chapter, my lord, opens with a piece of
advice, namely, that those who explain a Christian
doctrine should first “ state it in the very words of
Scripture itself/’ But you do not follow your own
recipe. You select a passage in which “ atonement,”
“ redemption,” or “ propitiation ” does not occur. I
admire your prudence and tenderness, but I wish you
had more courage. The passage you select is as
follows :—
“If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and
the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful
and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all
unrighteousness” (1 Ep. St. John i., 8,9).
Now, my lord, I ask you frankly whether any theo­
logian, except one who deals tenderly with difficulties,
would ever select this as his text for expounding the
Atonement. The passage does not contain a reference
to the doctrine. Would it not have been braver, and
more honest, to select a strong, downright passage from
Paul or Peter, to explain it, defend it, and stand by it
to the death ? Why should Revelation require the as­
sistance of the most dexterous special-pleading ? Why
should God’s truth be championed with subterfuges ?
Why is it necessary to present the teachings of infi­
nite Wisdom and Goodness in the least offensive man­
ner ? To my mind, you had better leave the “ diffi­
cult, abstruse mystery,” as you call it, to take care of
itself, than defend it by such specious arts.
Let me, however, follow your divagations. You
ask, What is sin ? and you define it as “ that tendency
in our nature which induces it to resent and rebel
against law ”—a definition which would delight the
Ozar of Russia or the late King Bomba of Naples.
You say that man is “ essentially lawless, and he is,
moreover, the only being in creation that is so.” Other
creatures live in harmony with their environment, but
in man there is a struggle between conscience and
desire.
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and desire among the lowest savages. A Thug has
been known to feel remorse at having missed an
opportunity of assassination, but this illustration will
not serve your turn. As man ascends in the intel­
lectual and moral scale, he is able to perceive the
law of reason, his sympathies are developed, and his
imagination “looks before and after?’ He forms
ideals, which he more or less strives to realise; and the
conflict in his nature, to which you point, is simply an
incident of his upward struggle. It is the antagonism
■of past and future in the arena of the present. To the
Evolutionist it is perfectly intelligible. Tiger passion,
or monkey lust, is no more a mystery than our rudi­
mentary tail. They are marks of our descent. And
our ideals and aspirations are fore-gleams of the goal to
which we are ever advancing.
You make a mystery also of conscience, this monitor
44 which blames us when we transgress, which punishes
us for it, too, by a very sore penalty.” Not in all cases,
my lord. Remove the fear of discovery, and the dread
of punishment, and there is a small residuum of con­
science in millions of Christians. I haye yet to learn
that the clergy themselves are more sensitive than their
neighbors. Thousands of Church livings are bought
and sold in the market as openly as any other
merchandise, yet every clergyman, on taking a benefice,
solemnly swears that he has not been a party to any
simoniacal contract. Do you mean to assert, my lord,
that this perjury ca.uses the hypocrites a single pang I
You desire the sceptic to inform you why man
blames himself for wrong-doing, and why he does not
blame himself for being stunted, sickly, dull, or stupid.
You ask how it is he feels no remorse because he
cannot write like Shakespeare or paint like Raphael.
Does it not occur to you that conscience deals with
conduct, and that conduct is determined by motives ?
One element of conscience, and perhaps the strongest,
is susceptibility to public opinion ; but public opinion,
while it may induce a man to act in one way rather

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than another, cannot alter the limits of his nature. If
stature, health, good looks, and ability were amenable
to motives, conscience would have asserted its
supremacy over them. We only blamg ourselves for
what is blameworthy in others, and W reserve our
reproaches for what is alterable. We do not blame a
fchimney-pot for falling upon us, because it is useless.
For the same reason we do not blame a man for being
short or ugly. If our reproaches had any effect, there
would soon be a forceful pressure of public opinion on
little ill-looking people.
I have said, my lord, that we only blame ourselves
for what is blameworthy in others, and I add that
what condemns is in both cases the same. “I 33 and
44 me 33 are very convenient terms, but they sanction
a great deal of nonsense in philosophy and theology.
It is “ 133 who am selfish and “ I ” who am generous.
It is 133 who do wrong and “ I ” who repent. But
this 133 is a very complex being, and in reality it is
different parts of my nature that act in these various
ways. I have personal impulses and social instincts.
When I sin against the law of reason and humanity
my better feelings condemn the transgression, and
my remorse will be proportionate to their strength.
Were I to strike my child in a moment of anger (I
have never done it, and I hope I never shall), I should
have little to fear from public opinion, which still
sanctions such outrages; but I should suffer remorse,
because my love for my child, and my sense of personal
■dignity, would -utter their emphatic protest when my
passion subsided.
Where is the mystery, my lord, and why do you
assume that the Materialist is unable to account for
the facts'? Why should you tell us that God has
designed the sting of conscience as a punishment for
disobedience1? Is it a mark of divine wisdom that
the good should feel it most and the bad least ? Would
&lt; cattle-drover prod the swift ox and leave the slow
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Recurring to sin, my lord, I see you define it as “ an
offence against a person.” 1 agree with you; but I
differ from you when you say the person is God. I
cannot sin against God, because I cannot injure him;
although he can, sin against me, for he can make mo
happy or miserable. I can only sin against my fellow
men. This idea does not seem to have entered your
mind. You refer me to God for forgiveness. A cheap
philosophy, my lord I What of those I have wronged ?
Were I a pious bank director, who had feathered, his
own nest and ruined thousands, I might obtain God’s
forgiveness, but would it be any reparation to those I
had robbed? Would it restore the suicide to his
happy home? Would it drown the curses of my
victims ?
You admit yourself “how unavailing penitence
must be to remove the consequence of transgression.’*
But you draw a distinction between forgiveness as an
act and forgiveness as a sentiment. Nevertheless you
see that this will not serve your purpose, for the
doctrine of the Atonement involves the remission of
penalties. You therefore fall back upon “ something
strange, wonderful, not easy to understand or believe.”
You assert that Christ procures actual forgiveness
for us “in some mysterious way.”
You say it is
effected by a suspension of the laws of nature, which
“ in some way ” withdraws us from “ what would
otherwise be their inevitable and necessary operation.”
In other words, my lord, you take refuge in a miracle,
where I decline to follow you. You begin by appealing
to reason, and end by renouncing it. No wonder you
exclaim, a little later, when dealing with an objection,
that “ this is merely an intellectual difficulty I ”
When we plead to God for mercy, you tell us that
“ our cry is helped, is made more prevailing, by the
pleading for us of another, and that other Christ.”
You say that this is neither immoral nor absurd, for
“ friendly intercession is a familiar fact of our human
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as between man and man “ why should it be so as
between man and God ?” Do you not see that the
illustration is a poor compliment to. the Deity ? You
make the Son more merciful than the F^fther. And
as, according to the articles of your Church, it is all
settled beforehand, the whole business is a divine
comedy. I do not understand how “ there may be a
wrath of God that is kindled by the flame of love,’"’
but if you choose to picture the Father “nursing his
wrath to keep it warm,” and the Son cooling him
down and coaxing him into a good temper, I have no
right to quarrel with you. England is a free country
—especially for Christians.
“ Our repentance/’ you say, “ could not avail to
obtain our pardon were it not for what Christ has done
and is doing for us.” But what has he done, and what
is he doing ? He is the “ propitiation for our sins.”
But what does this mean “? You say it will “ help us
little to have recourse to grammar and dictionary.”
Perhaps so. But would it not help us to have recourse
to the language of Peter and Paul ? You studiously
avoid their utterances, and in my opinion you do so
because they teach a doctrine of the Atonement which
you desire to conceal. You repudiate their plainest
teaching. “ Where,” you ask, “ in the whole New
Testament is it alleged that Christ died in order to
appease an angry God ? Nowhere 1 ” Turn, my lord,
to Romans v., 9, and read—“ Being now justified by
his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him,”
or, according to the Revised Version, from “ the wrath
of God.” Again you say that “this idea of Christ
suffering the same, or an equivalent, penalty with that
which is due by us, and this suffering being a satisfaction
to the justice of God, is wholly indefensible.” Now
Peter says (1st, iii., 18) “ Christ also hath once suffered
for sins, the just for the unjust.” Paul says (1st Cor.,
vi., 20) “ For ye are bought with a price.” He repeats
this sentence in the next chapter. If words have any
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Scripture. Your own words that “ in the sacrifice of
Christ’s death there was an atoning, a propitiatoryefficacy,'” really concede the whole case you would
dispute. You hedge and trim, and talk mysteriously,
but you finally settle down on the good old orthodox
doctrine; the doctrine of Peter and Paul; the doctrine
of your standard authorities, Beveridge and Pearson;
the doctrine of your Book of Homilies; the doctrine
of the eleventh Article of the Church of England.
Adam fell, and we, his posterity, inherit his sinful
nature, which, as your ninth Article declares, “ in
every person born into this world deserveth God’s
wrath and damnation.” Christ came to be crucified,
as your second Article declares, in order “ to reconcile
his Father to us, and to be a sacrifice, not only for
original guilt, but also for all actual sins of men.”
According to Scripture we must be saved by the name
of Jesus or not at all; wherefore your articles (10, 13,
17, and 18) distinctly affirm that only those are saved
who are “ chosen in Christ,” that our best deeds with­
out “ the grace of Christ ” are displeasing to God, and
that the noblest men, outside the Christian pale,
whether heathen or unbelievers, are doomed to ever­
lasting hell. Your heart, my lord, or your prudence,
revolts against this hideous doctrine. But why did you
sign the Thirty-nine Articles ? Why do you take
£4,500 a year to teach what you cannot believe?
Would it not be more manly to teach it plainly or
disown it publicly ?
You tell me that “ in some way Christ’s death has
removed an obstacle to our forgiveness; ” you say you
admit “ an Atonement ” but no “ particular theory of
the Atonement; ” you say “ we are wise if we refrain
from at all attempting to define; ” and finally you
appeal to Faith to justify your “strange, mysterious,
difficult, perplexing dogma.” Why should I believe
what is strange, mysterious, difficult, and perplexing ?
You have many good reasons for pretending to—a
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tion, and £4,500 a year. But what reason have I—a
poor, persecuted Freethinker—to believe what I cannot
understand; or what, so far as I do understand it, I
utterly detest and abhor 1
Pardon me, my lord, for introducing the name of
Thomas Paine ; but he was a great man, and his name
will outlive that of any member of the present bench of
Bishops.
My object in mentioning this illustrious
writer is to show you the impression made upon his
mind, in boyhood, by your doctrine of Atonement;
and I will give it in his own words from the Age of
Reason.
“ I well remember, when about seven or eight years of age,
hearing a sermon read by a relation of mine, who was a great
devotee of the Church, upon the subject of what is called
redemption by the death of the Son of God. Aftei- the sermon was
ended, I went into the garden, and as I was going down the
garden steps (for I perfectly recollect the spot) I revolted at
the recollection of what I had heard, and thought to myself
that it was making God Almighty act like a passionate man
that killed his son, when he could not revenge himself in any
other way; and as I was sure a man would be hanged that did
such a thing, I did not see for what purpose they preached
such sermons. This was not one of those kind of thoughts
that had anything in it of childish levity; it was to me a
serious reflection arising from the idea I had, that God was too
good to do such an action, and also too almighty to be under
any necessity of doing it 1 believe in the same manner to
this moment: and I moreover believe that any system of
religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child,
cannot be a true system.”
I do not know whether God is too good to do such
an action, for I have less acquaintance with him than
Paine, who was a Deist; but, with that exception, I
have the honor to endorse every word in this passage.
You deny that the sacrifice of Christ was made “ to
appease the wrath of an angry God^” but you allow
that it was “ to effect the compassionate purpose of a
loving God.” What is this but juggling with words ?
It is not the form of expression I object to, but the
substance of the doctrine. However you state it, the
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son before he would be reconciled with his creatures.
Nor will it avail to plead that Christ was a willing
victim. This may prove his generosity, but it does not
save the reputation of his father. Whether Christ
came, as you affirm, or was ** sent,” as I read in St.
Paul, your Deity is equally cruel and detestable.
Calvinism boldly takes its stand on what it calls
divine justice, which is happily very unlike human
justice, and follows St. Paul in affirming God’s right
to do as he likes with his own. It is not for us to
question, but to obey. He is angiy with us for our sins,
which he regards as infinite because they are com­
mitted against an infinite being; and as our sins, nay,
every one of them, deserves an infinite punishment, it
follows that we must suffer for them eternally. There
is, however, one way of escape. Being a trinity, God
is able to act in three different ways at once. Justice
is therefore wielded by the Father, mercy by the Son,
and grace by the Holy Ghost. The Father insists on
payment of his debt of damnation, the Son offers to
pay it all with his own sufferings, and the Holy Ghost
undertakes to supervise the contract.
Such is the time-honored doctrine of the Atone­
ment, and although I regard it as a theological
pantomime, I am bound to confess that it hangs
together logically; .while your doctrine, if I may be
allowed a colloquialism, is neither fish, flesh, fowl, nor
good red herring.
I have already observed, however, that you use
language which implies the whole orthodox theory.
You allow the three ideas of propitation, sacrifice, and
atonement; and as an anatomist from a few bones, or
even one, will construct the entire skeleton of the
organism to which they belonged, so a skilful Calvinist
would develope his complete theory out of your
admissions. Your only escape from his remorseless
logic is to cry “ A mystery, a mystery ’ ” But it is
easy for the Calvinist to reply that, while the reason of
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and that while the facts are uncertain, it is idle to
discuss their explanation.
Having tried to understand what you mean by
Sropitiation, I can discover nothing but this, that
esus Christ puts the Almighty in a good temper; but
you do not state how the operation is performed, or
why it is needed. You are equally hazy as to sacrifice.
You tell me that the death of Christ removed an
obstacle to our forgiveness, an “ obstacle existing not
on the human but on the Divine side.” But you
do not state the nature of the obstacle, or explain how
one part of the Trinity removes obstacles from the
mind of another part of the Trinity. As for atone­
ment, you veil your meaning, if you have a meaning,
in a cloud of words. It is possible that you will im­
pose or a number of invertebrate readers, but every
thinking person who yeads your essay will wonder
how it is that Christian doctrines are defended by
the method of emptying every leading term of the
meaning it has borne for nearly two thousand years.
The Christian ship is to be rebuilt and refitted, a fresh
cargo is to be chartered, new bunting is to be run
aloft, and all that is to be retained is the old figure­
head 1
°
To my mind it is beyond a doubt that the Christian
doctrine of the Atonement is a sublimation of the
old Jewish and Pagan notions of sacrifice. This you
deny, and for various reasons. The first is that the
Pagan idea of sacrifice was “ the substitution of an
unwilling victim.” Not necessarily so, my lord; and
if you read the two stories attentively you will find
that Iphigenia was no more and no less an unwilling
victim than Jesus Christ. Your second reason is that
the immolation of victims was “ selfish and cowardly,”
and I presume you intend it to be inferred that it is
“ generous and brave ” on the part of Christians to
avail themselves of the sufferings of their Savior, and
that the beautiful hymn “ Throw it all upon Jesus ” is
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the inference, and I dispute the fact. The ancient
sacrifices were not necessarily “ selfish and cowardly.”
They were nearly always corporate ceremonies. There
was supposed to be a spiritual autonomy of the tribe
or nation, and if the gods were offended they plagued
the whole body of their worshippers. For this reason,
as is pointed out by Renan, the national gods were
always the most bloodthirsty and terrible, while the
domestic gods were merciful and benign. The sacri­
fice, therefore, was made in the interest of the whole
people, to avoid pestilence, famine, or extermination.
It was not selfishness and cowardice, but a dark super­
stition, which led the Jews to hang the sons of Saul in
order to arrest a famine. After three years’ suffer­
ing they inquired of David, who inquired of the Lord,
and the Lord’s answer was singularly felicitous for
David’s ambition. “ It is fo» Saul,” said Jehovah.
The sons of the late king were then hanged, David
was relieved of the presence of seven possible pretend­
ers to the throne, and “ God was entreated for the
land.”
Your third reason is no less unhappy. That the
Jewish mind could entertain the “abhorrent” Mea
of human sacrifice, which is involved in the death of
Christ, you say is inconceivable. But you forget two
important things; first, that Christianity spread chiefly
among Gentiles and Jews who lived in Gentile cities ;
second, that as the doctrine of the Atonement grew up
gradually, the sacrifice of Christ was at once mystical
and retrospective. His death was not the death of a
man, but the death of a man-god; and that very fact
is the secret of the Atonement.
You are discreetly silent, my lord, as to the Blood of
Christ, but it contains the whole mystery of the
Atonement. Being at once God and man, he was
proxy for both in a blood covenant, and thus the two
estranged parties were made at one with each other.
He was also a perfect sacrifice once for all, dispen­
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Not only was his the ££ blood of the new covenant/’
it was “ shed for the remission of sin.” ££ Without
shedding of blood,” says St. Paul, “ there is no remis­
sion/' and Christ fulfilled the whole of the conditions.
This is the meaning of propitiation, sacrifice, and
atonement. From beginning to end it is a doctrine of
blood. It is the final development of a superstition
which has prevailed in every part of the world, begin­
ning in the blood covenant of savages, ascending into
the blood covenant of sacrifice in barbarous religions,
and reaching its acme in the bleeding figure of your
god-man Jesus Christ upon his sacrificial cross. His
bloody sweat, his blood-stained brows, his gory hands
and feet, and the blood-spurt from his wounded side,
are all designed to emphasise the central idea. It is
his blood that cleanses us from sin ; we have ££ redemp­
tion through his blood
we are ££ justified by his
blood
he has ££ made peace through the blood of his
cross.'’ And every time you renew your covenant
with God at the communion table, you do so by drink­
ing the blood of Christ. The passionate words of
Othello are a splendid summary of your creed—££ Blood,
blood, Iago, blood.”
Let me conclude, my lord, by reminding you of a
great distinction, and the only distinction, between the
Christian and the Pagan ideas of sacrifice. The
Pagans, and also the Jews, sacrificed animals, and
occasionally human beings, on the altars of their gods.
The Christians, however, conceived the idea of their
God becoming his own victim, and shedding his own
blood instead of theirs. The Pagans were ready to
die for their gods, but the Christians made their god
die for them. It was a brilliant conception; worthy of
the meekness which has walked the earth with fire
and sword, and the humility which has revelled in
dogma and persecution.

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OLD TESTAMENT MORALITY.
TO THE REV. EUSTACE R. CONDER, D.D.

Sir,—
You have undertaken a bold task, but I fear
your success will not be commensurate with your
courage. The defence of the morality of the Old
Testament is a forlorn hope. Victory is impossible.
The utmost you can do is to show your possession of
that virtue which is called fortitude in a king and
obstinacy in another animal.
The Present Day Tracts issued by the Religious
Tract Society are written by men of eminence and
ability. When the recent tenth volume fell into my
hands it excited my respectful attention. Your own
tract on “Moral Difficulties in the Old Testament
Scriptures ” appealed most directly to my curiosity. I
read it carefully, made copions annotations in the liberal
margin which seemed provided for the. purpose, and set
it aside for criticism in the Freethinker. I am now able
to carry out my intention in this open letter, which I
trust you will do me the honor of perusing. Should you
desire to answer my criticism, I will gladly place the
columns of my paper at your service.
Wishing to track you step by step, I will first notice
your introductory remarks. They exhibit your point
of view, contain your definitions, disclose the principles
that guide your judgment, and settle the ground on
which discussion must take place.
“ Mere intellectual difficulties,” you say, ought not to
surprise us and need not trouble us. You regard them
as natural, nay, inevitable, in the revelation of infinite
wisdom.
But “the case is otherwise with moral
difficulties,” and we are “ constrained to solve them.”
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tions of the character and dealings of God as we are at
a loss to reconcile with perfect rectitude, wisdom and
love/’ I accept the definition as excellent. Yet I
cannot agree with you that “ the supposition that the
character of God actually falls short of absolute excel­
lence, or that his wisdom is fallible,” is to “ a sane and
virtuous mind inconceivable.” John Stuart Mill denied
the possibility of demonstrating the existence of a God
at once all-wise, all-powerful, and all-good, in face of
the tremendous evils that afflict and desolate the world.
The only God, in his opinion, consistent with the facts
of experience, is one of limited power, and perhaps of
limited intelligence and benevolence. What you declare
inconceivable he regarded as possible, or even probable;
and neither you nor your colleagues will find it easy to
induce the world to consider you more “sane and
virtuous ” than this illustrious philosopher.
There are two qualities you claim as indispensable to
a proper consideration of the subject—reverence and
honesty. You complain that “ reverence is reckoned
superfluous by some who pride themselves on their
honesty.” Sir, the complaint is unjust and illogical.
Honesty is all you have a right to require or reason to
expect. Reverence is not a preliminary; it should be
a result.
I decline to reverence your book, your
doctrines, or your deity, without examination. I must
discuss them openly, fearlessly, and completely. This
is the only honest plan. If at the end I find what
deserves my reverence, I shall yield it without solicita­
tion. But were I to approach your views with a feeling
of reverence, the discussion would be decided before it
commenced. I cannot swathe the sword of criticism at
your bidding. Let it flash and cut; only falsehood
will suffer; truth is invulnerable.
It is idle to tell me that the Bible is “ the most
venerable, wonderful, and indestructible monument of
human thought.” If by venerable you mean ancient,
the statement is untrue; in any other sense you are
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by your lavish chronology. The Bible has not been a
power and a consolation “ through thousands of years.”'
Even its oldest fragments are not to be carried beyond
the ninth century before Christ. The greater part of
the Old Testament is later than the Captivity. You
have thus a chronology of considerably less than three
thousand years; and during half that period the Bible
was a sealed book to the people. Until the Reformation
they were unable to read it in their vernacular tongues
and become acquainted with its contents.
You may regard me as “ coarse and vulgar ”—to
use your own polite language—but I cannot reverence
your “venerable documents.” Age is not necessarily
respectable. Old thieves are found in the dock, and
ancient superstitions in the human mind. Witchcraft
is older than Christianity; would you therefore treat
it with reverence if you heard the nurse teaching it to
your children ?
“ Coarse and vulgar ” are hard words, but I persist
with my objection. I cannot allow that “ the sceptic
is bound to keep a check on his hostile feeling” while
“ the Christian is not bound to suppress his love to the
Bible, or to affect an impossible impartiality.” If
impartiality is impossible on the one side, why demand
it so strenuously on the other? You speak of “pro­
fessional ” assailants of Christianity. Are you not one
of its “ professional ” champions ? You frown at those
who are “ bent on making out a case.” Is not that the
object of your Tract? You say that the sceptical
objections to Scripture have been “ discussed, and more
or less satisfactorily disposed of, times without num­
ber.” Might not the sceptic say the same of your
“ evidences ” ? You assert that the moral difficulties
of the Bible “ occupy but a small place in it,” and that
“ anywhere out of the Bible they would give us no
trouble.” Is this true ? Are there not bestial stories
in the Bible, voluptuous descriptions, and obscene
phrases, that would subject an ordinary volume to
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Another remark in your introduction remains to be
noticed. You declare that “ a real Christian ” is “ not
less, but more sensitive than a sceptic to moi al diffi­
culties in the Bible.” Then, sir, the real Christian
has a miraculous power of concealing his perturbation.
Honest sceptics—even such eminent men as Voltaire
and Paine—have been insulted and persecuted. Their
criticisms met with no other answer until such replies
had ceased to be effective. According to my in­
formation, the moral, as well as the “ merely intel­
lectual ” difficulties of the Bible, have been exposed by
sceptics, and seldom, if ever, by Christians.
The
orthodox plan has been to commence with persecution
of the critics of Scripture; then to pass on through
successive stages of insult, denunciation, deprecation,
and silence; finally, to resort to labored and dis­
ingenuous apologies, with the pretence that the world
is really indebted to Christians for its knowledge of
the “ apparent ” defects and deficiencies of Holy Writ.
I come now to your specific treatment of the moral
difficulties of Scripture. The first case is that of God’s
dealings with Adam and Eve. Whether the story be
literally true, or an allegory, you allow that the “ moral
and spiritual meaning ” is the same. Man, you say,
was “ endowed with a moral nature in which sin had no
place,” a statement which is belied by the fact that he
fell. He sinned; he was guilty of “ a deliberate viola­
tion of known duty ; ” he disobeyed “ God’s positive
command;” he committed a breach of that “ law
written in the heart; ” and he suffered the inevitable
penalty.
Such is your argument, and nearly every word is
false. The fact is that Adam ate an apple, which he
was forbidden to touch. Millions of boys have done
the same thing since, but their parents have not damned
them everlastingly for such a trivial offence. You may
tell me that a parent’s command is one thing, and God’s
another. I answer that an act cannot be affected by
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morality is nothing but submission to authority, and
the goodness or badness of conduct depends on the
disposition of lawgivers and executioners.
What could two beings in the position of Adam and
Eve know of duty? Mr. Gladstone himself, in his
reply to Colonel Ingersoll, is obliged to admit that this
unhappy couple had no “ ethical standard,” no rule of
“consciously perceived right and wrong,” but were
under the law of “ simple obedience.” “ Their con­
dition,” he continues, “ was greatly analagous to that
of the infant, who has just reached the stage at which
he can comprehend that he is ordered to do this or that,
but not the nature of the thing so ordered.” In other
words, they were infants in knowledge, experience, and
wisdom, and they acted like infants in the presence of
a shining allurement. I know not whether you have
children, but, if you have, I suppose they have often
done what you told them not to do. Yet I have no
doubt you are too humane to turn them out of your
house, and if you did the law would make you support
them. It is a crime to strike a child, it is foolish to
punish. Love is the true discipline, and wisdom and
patience are its best instruments. I have a right to
show even a child that certain things annoy me, but
no right to beat it for a mistake, or to curse it for an
indiscretion. Even if it sometimes showed a bad dis­
position, I should reflect that it probably derived it
from its parents, and feel all the more tender and
patient on that account. Nothing is more miserably
stupid than the mere imposition of one’s will, with no
other justification. Parents should guide, and in some
cases restrain; but it is a wretched egotism which
prompts them to say “Do this because I tell you to.”
Let us apply this truth to the story of the Fall.
Why did Jehovah act in a manner which I, as a
human parent, should consider disgraceful ? Why did
he steel his heart against his own creatures ? Why did
he curse his own children ? Why did he prohibit an
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two inexperienced beings, and punish them for falling
into it ? Would he not have shown more wisdom and
humanity if, instead of telling them not to eat apples,
he had told them to be just, kind, and merciful to
each other, fortifying the precept with his own
example ?
Let me ask you to consider the curse pronounced
by your God on his “ disobedient ” children for their
first “ offence/’ I pass the grotesque curse upon the
serpent who tempted them, and the ridiculous curse
upon the inanimate ground beneath their feet. What
remains is sufficient for my purpose.
Jehovah
sentenced the man to earn his bread by the sweat of
his brow. This may be regarded as a curse in hot
countries, where labor is irksome, and everything
invites to repose ; but in temperate climates like ours
it is a pleasant and wholesome discipline. There is a
great deal of truth in the observation of an American
humorist that “ doing nothing is hard work—if you
keep at it.” I admit, however, that the woman’s
sentence was far more serious, and a curse indeed. &lt;f I
will greatly multiply thy sorrow and conception,” said
the Lord, “ in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children.”
Such language is to mind infamous. I had a mother,
I have sisters, I have a wife. I know that a woman,
especially with her first child, needs all sympathy and
support during her confinement. Motherhood, as In­
gersoll remarks, is the most pathetic fact in nature.
Surely, sir, if the woman merited punishment—which
I atn far from conceding—a merciful God would not
choose the most piteous crisis of her life to inflict it
upon her. A fiend sent to torment her at such a mo­
ment might melt with compassion, and murmur “ Not
now, not now ! ” Am I, then, to worship a deity who
is too callous to relent? No, I will not. As the son
of a woman, as the husband of a woman, I say that if
there be a God who deliberately adds a pang to the
sufferings of a woman in childbirth, I hate him with
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to express my scorn and loathing. I would rather
have his room in Hell than his company in Heaven.
Why did Jehovah place a temptation in the way
of his inexperienced children if he knew that their
fall would involve such awful consequences'? Why
did he allow the Devil to heighten the temptation with
with all the arts of a consummate seducer ? Why did
he not not warn them against the wiles of their enemy ?
Why did he station a cherubim at the gate of Eden to
prevent them from returning after their expulsion ?
Would it not have been more considerate had he used
the same means to prevent the Devil from disturbing
their innocent serenity ?
You justify God’s inflicting the penalty of Adam’s
transgression upon his remote posterity. You say that
they were “involved in his sin/’ In what way, sir?
To tell me that Adam begat a son “ in his own image ”
is only to tell me that the son was his father’s child.
It does not justify the transmitted curse ? It does not
explain why a being of “ perfect rectitude, wisdom,
and love ” punishes millions of souls for the fault of
one soul milleniums before their birth. To my mind
it seems perfectly clear that, if each soul is to be saved
or damned alone, every soul should have a fair start.
I deny that I should be prejudiced by the sin of an­
other. If God makes me responsible for the offences
of my ancestors, I suppose I must submit to his power,
but I will never acknowledge his justice.
Your own heart, sir, is evidently superior to your
creed. You perceive that the conduct of Jehovah
is incapable of justification on the ordinary principles
of human morality. You fall back, therefore, upon
the position of Bishop Butler, which is inexpugnable
to the attacks of Deists, but indefensible against the
attacks of a later scepticism. You ask whether the
Bible account of the Fall presents “any moral diffi­
culty which does not meet us equally in daily expe­
rience ? ” But this is not the argument you undertook
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the conduct of Jehovah with “ perfect rectitude, wisdom
and love.’'’ It is idle to point out that worse things
than those in the Bible happen in the ordinary course
of nature. The universe is not on trial, nor its ruler.
We are not, for the moment, concerned with the God
of Nature, if such a being exist, but with the God of
the Bible. It is useless to defend your Deity by saying
“Mine is as good as yours.” I have no deity to defend.
You have; and I must beg you to defend him on the
principles you accepted in your introduction.
Before I proceed further I will quote the following
passage from your essay :—“ We must understand
love and righteousness in God to mean substantially
the same thing with love and righteousness in man,
only free from all limitation and defect; otherwise,
neither objections nor replies have any meaning.”
This is youi’ own rule of judgment, and you cannot
complain if I rigorously apply it to the rest of our
“ moral difficulties.-”
With regard to the Deluge, you make the gratuitous
assertion that “ the substantial and weighty evidence
for its reality is often overlooked by those who ought
to know better.” After this somewhat pedagogic
utterance it is amusing to read the footnote, in which
you refer your readers “ for the bearing of geological
science on the question ” to a tract by Sir William
Dawson. I have read this tract, and the author argues
for a partial flood. To use his own words, it was “ one
of those submersions of our continents which, locally or
generally, have occurred over and over again, almost
countless times, in the geological history of the earth.”
Yet I find you asserting, in the very teeth of your
picked authority, that the Deluge “ stands alone ” by
reason of its “ stupendous scale.” May I conclude
that this is a dexterous way of steering between the
Scylla of the heterodox view of a local flood and the
Charybdis of the orthodox view of a universal flood ?
At any rate, you. commit yourself to neither, but
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Let me also express my astonishment at the use you
make of an awkward text, which you would have shown
more discretion in avoiding. After drawing a dark
picture of the awful sin of the antediluvians, you quote
the sentence “ There were giants in the earth in those
days/’ and you ask the reader to imagine what might
have happened if men with the lust and cruelty of a
Nero or a Borgia, the strength of a Samson, and the
intellect of a Caesar, had lived for a thousand years.
De you believe in the reality of such prodigies ? That
they are conceivable I admit, but so is a centaur, a
dragon, or a satyr.
Such imaginary beings do not
trouble the heads of sensible men, nor are your
antediluvian prodigies any more entitled to respect.
You are ill-advised in introducing these “ giants.” As
the Revised Version discloses to the unlearned reader,
they were simply Nephilim, who, as the context in­
dicates, were like the Gigantes of the Pagan mythology,
the mixed offspring of heaven and earth. You are a
devout believer in the existence of these fabulous
monsters, but the existence of tlie Pagan giants, as
Lempriere says, was also “ supported by all the writers
of antiquity, and received as an undeniable truth.”
Taking the Bible record as it stands, as you profess
to, with its Ci stupendous ” slaughter of men, women,
and children—in fact, the extermination of the whole
human race, with the exception of eight persons—what
is your excuse for the God who planned and executed
this unparalleled massacre ?
First, you remark that the same kind of thing fre­
quently happens, although on a smaller scale. People
have been swallowed by earthquakes, swept away by
pestilence, and destroyed by floods. Volcanoes have
buried cities, the sea has engulphed myriads of ships
with their crews. But all this is beside the point.
As well might a murderer argue that his victim must
die at some time, and that cholera and small-pox kill
a great many more than he does. The only reply you
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to when he desired to silence the objectors to pre­
destinate damnation ; namely, that God made us, and
has a right to do as he will with his own. But this
exalts his power at the expense of his beneficence, and
puts an end to all controversy on the subject.
You next observe that the antediluvians were
awfully wicked. Still, they were God’s creatures, and
surely the Maker could have reformed his own handi­
work. Could not the being who said “ Let there be
light I and there was light,” as easily have said “ Let
all men be good—or decent” with a similar result?
No doubt you will reply with the argument from “ free­
will.” But, for my part, I think it shocking to make
men what they are, to curse and torture them for being
so, and to offer them consolation or excuse in the shape
of a metaphysical puzzle. It is not thus that we reason
on any other subject than theology.
According to the story, God gave the devoted
multitude a warning. Noah, that “ preacher of
righteousness,” admonished them for the space of a
hundred and twenty years. But the Lord should have
selected a better prophet, or, if that were impossible,
he should have sent a capable missionary from heaven.
Noah’s character, as revealed by his conduct after the
Flood—when he indulged himself in drunkenness, in­
decency, and indiscriminate cursing—was not calculated
to lend persuasion to his appeals. Indeed, I have often
wondered why Jehovah took the trouble to preserve
this precious specimen of his primitive creatures.
Admitting the necessity of a wholesale massacre, it
seems to me that the Lord should have completed the
work and left none of the old race surviving. This
would have enabled him to start with a fresh stock,
instead of re-peopling the world through Noah. Had
he followed this sensible method, it is to be presumed
that the world, a few centuries later, would not have
fallen into such wickedness that a whole city could not
yield a handful of righteous men to save it from
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spared on that occasion celebrated the event by getting
drunk and committing incest with his own daughters.
Suppose I grant you, for the sake of argument,
that the antediluvians were all incurably wicked, that
there was no room for gradations, that every man and
woman was full of infquity. Still, there remains the
fact ihat multitudes of children perished in thecatastrophe, who could not have sinned as they v ere
too young to be responsible. You are unable to dis­
pute the fact, and your explanation is piepostero.is.
You declare that “ the suffering of the innocent with
the guilty, and on account of the guilty, is part of the
mysterious economy of human life?’ Do you seriously
mean that such bungling is a mark of “ perfect wisdom ”
and such indiscriminate slaughter a mark of “ perfect
rectitude and love ” ? Could not Jehovah have spared
the children as easily as the family of Noah? Was
there not wood enough to build a thousand arks, and
time enough for their construction ? No wonder you
close this section of your essay by deprecating further
criticism, and bidding your readers “ reverently bow
before the veil, and patiently wait till God’s own hand
withdraws it.” But if we have to await God’s con­
venience, after all, it is a waste of time on yogr part
(not to use a harsher phrase) to offer temporary
explanations.
Were I not acquainted with the petrifying influence
of religious dogmas on the best feelings of the human
heart, and the feebleness of the human imagination
with respect to distant scenes and events, I should
marvel at the continued worship of a Deity who
could find no other method of dealing with his crea­
tures than drowning them. It is easy to kill, it
is difficult to educate and develope ; the one shows
ignorance and brutality, the other wisdom and hi 'inan­
ity. The destructive impatience of Jehovah—who,
like all barbaric gods, was fond of hurling his
thunderbolts—would be an intolerable anachronism
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detestable in human practice is sacred in religious
theory. Men who would not hurt a child, and who
shudder at the sight of blood, ascribe wholesale
massacres and the most relentless cruelty to the God.
of their inherited faith. For the most part, I am
convinced, they never attempt to realise these horrors,
which, if vividly conceived, would drive them mad or
destroy their belief. But let it not be supposed that
it does the character no injury to harbor such notions
of the being one worships. The debasement of our
ideal must re-act upon our feelings, and it would startle
many a Christian philanthropist to recognise how much
of the brutal callousness of mankind is due to theworship of barbarous and bloodthirsty gods. Here and
there, indeed, worship is carried to the point of imita­
tion, and the result is an Alva or a Torquemada. It
is even held by Dr. Forbes Winslow that if “Jack
the Ripper ” is ever caught, he will be found to be
suffering from religious mania, and perhaps to consider
himself charged with a murderous mission from
heaven.
Passing from the Deluge I come to the destruction
of the cities of the plain. You compare this event
with the destruction of Herculaneum and Pompeii,,
whose inhabitants you conjecture to have been
“ equally wicked.” What is your reason for saying
so ? There is nothing in the authentic records of
history to justify the conjecture. You are a thick-'
and-thin pleader for Jehovah, but you have no scruple
at libelling your fellow men. In any case, the analogy
is useless to your object. • Educated men—to whom, I
suppose, your tract is addressed—are not so super­
stitious as to imagine that Mount Vesuvius is a provi­
dential reservoir, which belches out its contents when
the Lord has someone to punish. Nor is there any
similarity between a volcanic eruption, which is as
natural as a thunderstorm, and the “ fire from heaven31
which the Lord rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah.
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perception of this difference must have been present to
yoor mind when you fell back upon the Abrahamic
exclamation “ Shall not the judge of all the earth do
right ?” This, you say, is “ the one reply ” to all such
difficulties, and “ it is adequate.'’"’ I deny its adequate­
ness ; I call it a begging of the question. But I admit
it is “ the one reply ” of Bibliolators. They cry off
in the crisis of debate, close their eyes, and offer up a
prayer.
Scientific criticism of the Bible removes the
“ difficulty” in quite another fashion. The cities of
the plain are imaginary places. Ancient peoples
.associated legends with every striking aspect of nature.
Ignorant of geology, the Jews and other orientals
.ascribed a supernatural origin to the Dead Sea and its
volcanic surroundings. The story grew up of cities
that were destroyed on its site, and to this day the
natives believe they see fragments of buildings and
pillars rising from the bottom of the lake. Similarly,
the story of Lot and his daughters is legendary.
Moab and Ammon were for many centuries the
implacable enemies of the Jews, who libelled them
generically by tracing their origin to the incestuous
and prolific intercourse of a father with his own
offspring.
Let us now consider the case of the “heathen
nations” whose slaughter you admit to have been
“ authorised by God’s express command.” You pro­
test against these massacres being judged by our
modern ideas of humanity, and this may be a fair
excuse for the Jew’s, but what-excuse is it for Jehovah ?
It is idle to talk of the barbarities of ancient times;
we are not discussing the morality of the ancient Jews,
but the morality of an “ inspired ” volume, which, if it
comes from a God such as you define, can never sink
below the loftiest benevolence, and still less shock the
common feelings of civilised men and women.
One of your observations on. the chosen people is
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sidering the cruelties of antiquity, you remark that the
“ Hebrews, far from being a ferocious and bloodthirsty
people, were marked by superior self-restraint and
humanity.” You seem astonished at their moderation.
But is it not obvious that the Jews were never treated
by their conquerors with the cruelty they displayed
towards their own victims ? Had they been so, they
would have been annihilated. The Assyrian govern­
ment was coarse and brutal, but it never equalled the
ferocity of Jehovah’s warriors. So far were the Jews
from being ill-treated during the Captivity, that many
of them who had settled in Babylon refused to return,
to Palestine when they were free to do so. Even
under the Pharaohs, they had been allowed to multiply
enormously, and if they were compelled to work they
were not allowed to starve, for when they were sick of
the desert manna they bewailed their loss of the fleshpots of Egypt.
I can conceive of nothing more absurd, or more
immoral, than your plea that every man must die, and
that death by the sword is generally less painful than
death by disease. It is an outrage on common sense
and common humanity. It would justify every private
murder and every public massacre that ever was or
could be committed. I know that I must die, but I do
not wish a set of pious assassins to decide when and
how I shall expire; yet, according to your argument,
I should thankfully hold out my throat to any inspired
butcher who will do me the honor of cutting it.
Your next argument is that the nations, whose
territory the Jews requisitioned, were doomed to
extermination as “ the just punishment of their
outrageous wickedness.” You forget that the Jews
vexed the Lord more than the nations he drave out
before them. You also forget that the defeated side is
always in the wrong, and that the character of the
Canaanites is described for us by those who robbed and
murdered them.
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suspicion when we reflect on their interest in the
massacres. Nor is it tenable that in the extermination
of whole nations of men, women, and children, there
is “ no principle involved different from what is
involved in the execution of a single murderer for a
single crime.”
There are two objections to this
argument, and both of them unanswerable.
In the first place, it is quite inconceivable that
“ outrageous wickedness ” was universal.
Had it
been so, the Canaanites would have perished from
social anarchy, without waiting for “ God’s execu­
tioners.” There must have been a moderate regard
for the primary laws of human society. Men must
have supported their wives and families, and mothers
must have cooed over their smiling babes. Yet we
read that the massacre of these people was universal
and promiscuous. Nay more, we read that the camels
and asses were involved in the slaughter, while the
horses were subjected to the infamous process of
houghing. You would cry £&lt; Shame!” if this were
done by a desperate Irish peasant, but you ask me to
regard it as divine justice when it is done by Jewish
marauders in the name of their God.
In the next place, the object of individual punish­
ment is not vengeance, but the protection of society.
It is a warning, an example, a deterrent; characters
which can never belong to massacre and extermination.
Edmund Burke professed himself unable to draw up
an indictment against a whole people; but you, sir,
are ready to draw up their indictment, pronounce their
sentence, and superintend their execution.
There is something worse than death. It is dis­
honor. There is something worse than murder. It
is violation. I do not wonder at your silence on this
topic. You feel that a plea for the selection of virgins
for the Jewish conquerors would affront the conscience
of humanity. Yet I must remind you that this was
done by the express command of Jehovah. Youth and
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were handed over—loy your God—to the bloody em­
braces of the murderers of their fathers and brothers.
Your treatment of the projected sacrifice of Isaac
by Abraham does not lessen its “ difficulties?’ That
human sacrifices were common at that time is pro­
bable ; that parents had power of life and death
■over their children is certain. But what has this to do
with a divine command ? Was Jehovah unable to rise
above the morality of the age ? It may be that such
a sacrifice was not “ at variance either with Abraham’s
own conscience or with the ideas of morality then
universally prevailing.” But Abraham’s conscience is
a poor standard, and we are not bound by the moral
ideas of that period. You forget the real point at
issue. It is Jehovah who is on trial. Why did he tell
a father to slay his son, or lead him to suppose that
such a sacrifice could be acceptable ?
Should a father obey a voice from heaven command­
ing him to kill his son 1 Not now, you reply, for the
voice would be a delusion. But that is your opinion.
The voice is not a delusion to the man who hears it.
If he acts in all sincerity is he justified ? I defy you
to answer this question without absolving him or con­
demning Abraham. Twenty voices from heaven would
not induce a brave and tender man to commit a murder.
If Jehovah thundered in concert with all the gods of
the Pantheon, from the Himalayas to Olympus,
I would not dip my hands in blood at his bidding. I
would rather incur his vengeance than earn his rewards.
I would despise his heaven, and never fear his hell.
The cursing Psalms are another theme for your
sophistry. You quote a few of the mildest as though
they were fair samples of the rest. You cannot com­
plain, therefore, if I quote one of the worst:—“ Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow. Let
his children be continually vagabonds, and beg : let them seek
their bread also out of their desolate places. Let there be
none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to
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Such infamous words would disgrace the lips of a
fiend ? Is it not strange to find them in “ an inspired
manual of devotion ■” ? Do you imagine that the study
of these curses upon the innocent wives and children
of one’s enemies is calculated to make men tender and
merciful 1 You allege that “ the persons denounced in
these Psalms were enemies of God, of religion, and of
the commonwealth,” but you admit that they were
“ also (at least in some cases) personal enemies of the
Psalmist.” Do you not see that this is a very con­
venient way of gratifying malignity under the cloak
of religion
Will you also tell me how the “ widows ”
and the “ fatherless ” were the “ enemies of God, of
religion, and of the commonwealth ” ?
Your defence of David is labored and curious. With
regard to the very politic execution of Saul’s male
descendants to arrest a famine, you bid me remember
the old principle of blood-vengeance. Is the man after
God’s own heart to be judged by secular standards?
What is the use of the Grace of God if it leaves men
slaves to the foolish superstitions and coarse morality
of their age ? There is one point of the story which
you conveniently forget. After the execution of the
seven victims “ the Lord was entreated for the land ”
and the famine ceased. Does not this make Jehovah
an accomplice of David’s ? Will you ask me to excuse
David and Jehovah on the same grounds ?
David’s mean, treacherous, and cowardly murder of
Uriah, after vainly endeavoring to make him pass as
the father of Bathsheba’s bastard, it enough to damn
him in the eyes of every honest man. It reveals a
dreadful turpitude of character. It was not one act of
passion, bnt a series of calculated villainies. Yet all
you have to say in palliation is that David repented,
and you appear to think that repentance is higher than
innocence. I differ from you, but I will not argue the
point. I will merely say that David’s repentance was
rather fear than remorse. I read that he made atone­
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with every circumstance of horror. “ Where,” you ask,
“ shall we find a parallel to his repentance ?” I
answer—happily nowhere.
“ An exhaustive treatment ” of the moral difficulties
of the Old Testament is not your aim. You add that
“ perhaps no such treatment is possible.” Here, at
least, I have the honor to agree with you. No special
pleading, however able and subtle, can make the
Jewish scriptures anything but a record of barbarism,
with gleams of growing culture, and occasional
aspirations towards higher things. Some of the Old
Testament pages are filthy, some are brutal, and some
are disgusting. To defend these is to palter s with
conscience, and to sap the very foundations of morality.

INSPIRATION.
TO THE REV. ROBERT F HORTON, MA.

Sir,—

Sundry press notices drew my attention to your
work on Inspiration and the Bible. The Pall Mall
Gazette praised your “ able and courageous treatment
of the subject.” The Scotsman spoke, of its “ perfect
candor and fairness.” The Scottish Leader “ could
not but commend the book.” Canon Cheyne himself,
in addressing the last Church Congress, described your
volume as “ freshly-written and stimulating.” These
are good testimonials, as testimonials go, and I turned to
your book with curiosity and expectation.
What you have to sav is addressed to believers, and
I am not a believer. Why then, you may ask, do I
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because the subject is interesting to every citizen of a
country in which the Bible is legally declared to be the
Word of God. I do so, secondly, because I have
suffered imprisonment for “ bringing the Holy
Scriptures into disbelief and contempt,’’ and I have a
personal interest in the question. I do so, thirdly,
because every man who publishes a book submits it to
public criticism. I do so, lastly, because you have not
scrupled to give your opinion of the “ modem infidel ”
and the “ poor Secularist/’
Pardon me for saying that you quite misunderstand
the “modern infidel” and the “poor Secularist/’
Dealing with what you are pleased to call the “ cast-iron
theory of inspiration,” you say:
“We have multitudes among us who have thrown their
Bibles away, or are using them only as corpus vile to flog and
to deride. We have only to glance at the literature which
issues from the infidel press to see that our working men at
least, the part of the community for whom Christ’s religion is
peculiarity adapted, the cast-iron theory has rendered no very
signal service. From it and it alone in almost every case comes
the. first difficulty to the young mechanic, who is just
beginning to think for himself. To it is due first the sceptical
suspicion and last the utter rejection of the Book; and when
the poor Secularist after years of vainly beating the air is
brought back again to truth and reality, it is by the living
Christ, whom he might have known and loved from the first.”

How many “ poor Secularists ” have you brought
back to “the living Christ”? How many have you
seen brought back by other preachers ? I suspect you
drew on your imagination for the facts, and so long as
they “ point a moral or adorn a tale ” there is nothing
to shock a mind accustomed to the time-honored
methods of Christian apology. From the earliest ages,
when fraud and forgery were rampant, down to the
present, when the silliest fictions are circulated in
religious tracts and periodicals, your Church has con­
served the precious art of hoodwinking its devotees. I
say your Church, because the spirit and policy of every
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I observe in your preface that you “ hardly know an
argument waged at the present day on the Secularist
platforms which does not derive all its cogency from
the false impression which we have ourselves given
about the nature and claims of the Bible.” If you
honestly believe this, you are basking in afooPs paradise.
It is true that Secularists point out the self-contra­
dictions, the absurdities, the immoralities, the in­
decencies, and the scientific and historical blunders of
the Bible. But if you could purge the Bible of all
these, if you could abolish the peccant parts from
human memory, so that no one could ever know that
they existed, you would find the Secularist, or the
“ infidel,” ready with strong and plentiful arguments
against the inspiration of the rest. You cannot cheat
us by flinging overboard what you consider contraband.
We object to your ship, your flag, your figure-head,
and your cargo. We shall never be satisfied until the
Bible ranks with other books, and is judged by human
standards. We shall wage our battle against Chris­
tianity until it ceases to exist. We are pledged to
oppose every species of supernaturalism, whether it
assumes the lordly air of infallible authority or the
humbler attitude of defence and apology.
You admit that Biblical criticism is very largely the
work of rationalists, though you “ do not refuse to
build a church because the masons employed are Free­
thinkers.” The illustration is an unfortunate one. Do
you suppose the Freethinking masons are building for
you? Will the clergy play the part of architects,
while the materials are supplied and wrought by their
superiors ? You deceive yourself if you think so.
Scientific criticism has not finished its work on your
creed. Its solvent influence cannot be arrested. You
admit that much has been destroyed, and the fate of
the rest is equally certain. You are like a Russian
traveller, chased by wolves. What you fling to your
pursuers only whets their appetite for more. There is
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illimitably, and the age of miracles is past. You will
be surrounded, and every bone will be neatly picked.
You waste your time in telling Agnostics and
Rationalists that there is a “ middle course ” between
the old doctrine of inspiration and the theory that the
Bible “ is not different from the Sacred Literatures of
other Religions.” Were your Scriptures a greater
monument of genius and power than its rivals, it would
still be open to the fundamental objections which apply
to all revelations. The rationalist rejects miracles in
literature as well as in physics. All the books in
existence were written by men, and all of them,
including the Bible, bear the unmistakeable marks of
their human origin.
You are too sagacious and well-informed not to seethat the Bible does bear these incontestible marks of a
human production. Consequently you are anxious to
get rid of the “ cast-iron theory of inspiration,” accord­
ing to which every book, every chapter, and every
verse of Scripture is directly inspired by an infallible
mind. You declare it “ almost incredible that any
reasonable person could entertain ” such a theory.
But I must remind you that this is still the official
theory of nearly all the churches. Just as the Church
of England insists on its Articles being taken in the
“ plain grammatical sense,” so the ministers of almost
every denomination present the Word of God as textu­
ally inspired. They make reservations in controversy,
and subtle distinctions in books for educated readers,,
but the “ cast-iron theory,” is implied in the majority
of their sermons, and openly taught in Sunday-schools.
There are, indeed, some eminent ministers who are
accounted “ reasonable persons,” and who nevertheless
teach what is “ almost incredible.” Mr. Spurgeon,
for instance, has recently declared his solemn con­
viction that every word of the Bible, from Genesis to
Revelation, is absolutely true. It must be allowed,
however, that this view, is becoming more and more
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your Bible is to be saved out of the storm of debate,
it can only be by changing the old theory of inspiration,
Whether the change can be successfully made, or
whether the success can be permanent, is quite another
matter. You have your opinion, I have mine, and we
must agree to differ.
There is one aspect of the question which you over­
look, and the point it involves is more vital than any
you have considered. If the Bible is inspired at all it
must be inspired in the original tongues. Those who
cannot read Greek and Hebrew are without an inspired
Bible. A translation is the work of fallible scholars.
However accurate they may be, they must make mis­
takes ; however honest they may be, they will be
influenced by prepossessions; however learned they
may be, they must find it impossible to overcome the
difficulty which arises from the diverse genius of
different languages. Sir William Drummond was un­
acquainted with any two Hebrew scholars who trans­
lated any two consecutive verses alike; and although
Greek is more precise in construction, and less obscure
in consequence of its varied literature, there are a host
of conflicting readings of texts in the New Testament.
In any case, therefore, unless we meet with the miracle
of an inspired translator, it is absolutely impossible for
-an ordinary Englishman—who must be saved or
■damned in English—to have an inspired Bible. What
is revelation to the reader of Greek and Hebrew is
•only hearsay to the readers of translations. They may
catch gleams of the poetry, master the philosophy, and
understand the ethical teaching; but they can never
be sure of possessing an exact knowledge of the divine
or doctrinal parts of the revelation, which may lurk
unperceived or appear perverted in an ill-rendered text.
The Catholic has a way out of this difficulty, for the
voice of God remains with the Church, and enables
her to decide infallibly what is the right interpretation
-of Scripture. But the Protestant has no way of
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he is without an inspired book. You might call the'
English Bible an approximate revelation, but I regard
this as an absurdity. Revelation means certitude/ and
certitude has no degrees. Besides, it appears to me
that an omniscient God is able to speak in English,
and that he would do so if he had anything to com­
municate to Englishmen. I cannot believe he would
send his message through foreign channels, and place
us at the mercy of translators and interpreters.
My own opinion is that not one Christian in a
thousand has ever given five minutes’ thought to the
question of inspiration. “The point which strikes us,”
you write, “ is that Christians are more certain that
the Bible is inspired than they are of the grounds of
their certainty.” What is this but saying that their
certainty is only acquiescence, and their belief only a
superstition ?
Before I deal with your definition of inspiration I
will go to the etymology of the word. I will ascertain
what it originally meant, and I will inquire what it
still means among savages and barbarians. There is
nothing like going to the roots of a question. A. religion,
which comes to us from a remote past cannot be
understood without a knowledge of its primitive­
character.
The term Inspiration comes from the Latin in, and
spiro to breathe. From this also we derive the word
spint. Now, among barbarous people, the breath is a
symbol of the soul, which is supposed to go in and out
of the body, in trance or dreams, through the organsof respiration ; and there is nothing more certain than
that the primitive idea of inspiration was the actual
possession of a human organism by the spirit of the
god. “ The inspiration or breathing-in of a spirit intothe body of a priest or seer,” says Tylor, “ appears to
such people a mechanical action, like pouring water
into a jug.” The god enters the man’s body, and talks
with his voice, and “ the convulsions, the unearthly
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name of the deity within, and his falling into stupor
when the god departs, all fit together, and in all
?uarters of the world the oracle-priests and diviners by
amiliar spirits seem really diseased in body and mind,,
and deluded by their own feelings, as well as skilled in
cheating their votaries by sham symptoms and cunning
answers.”
This view is supported by a study of the Old
Testament. Dr. Maudsley is of opinion that Ezekiel
and Hosea, to say nothing of other prophets, were
mad; and certainly no man in his senses would spend
nearly four hundred days besieging a tile, or marry a
degraded prostitute. When the Hebrew prophets
opened their mouths they said “ Thus saith the Lord/7
Their messages were plain and peremptory. It was
not they who spoke, but the Deity through their lips.
Coming to the New Testament, also, we find the
primitive theory still current. When the Holy Ghost
descended on the Apostles they spoke with strange
tongues. Paul himself is sometimes careful to dis­
tinguish between his personal teaching and the direct
commands of God. He ridiculed, though he admitted,
the gift of tongues. Doubtless he heard too much of
what Tylor calls “ the unearthly voice,” which still
survives in the Christian pulpit, for artificial tones are
thought the proper vehicle for the language of inspira­
tion.
Among the Arabs of the Soudan there is an implicit
belief in the primitive idea of inspiration. The deity
speaks through the dervishes, and the Mahdi, without
question, utters the authentic oracles of God. Similarly,
tne ancient Jews, who were a branch of the same
Semitic stem, and in very much the same stage of
religious culture, looked to their prophets as mouth­
pieces of Jahveh. The contention is absurd that this
view of inspiration grew up after the time of Ezra. It
only became systematised and retrospective. Inspira­
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traders, and because when the monarchy had disappeared
there was no longer room for prophetical dictators.
Having dealt with the primitive meaning of Inspira­
tion, which you were perhaps too discreet to mention,
I come to the present use of the word. Not only is the
Bible said to be inspired, but the same is said of the
orator and the poet. This implies a gradual secularisa­
tion of the idea. The teacher, the enthusiast, the
prophet, is no longer the. oracle of an indwelling
divinity. Genius has ceased to be what it once was, a
spirit attending a man and speaking through him; it
means no more than a natural exaltation of certain
mental or moral powers. It would seem that the time
is approaching when the word Inspiration will be
emptied of all supernatural meaning. When that time
arrives, as it assuredly will, I very much doubt if the
Bible will hold its place at the top of our literature.
There are splendid things, when adequately translated,
in the old Scriptures of India, and the great voices of
Greece and Rome carry a high message. Nor did the
vein of Inspiration close with the ancients. Poets,
thinkers, and moralists, as lofty as any of antiquity,
have been amongst us, and only require age to mellow
their golden reputations. One of them, the mightiest
in the roll of fame, the magisterial genius of this planet,
lived, died, and was buried in our own England. Upon
his brow sits the shadow of thought beyond the scope
of the bards of Israel; his eye has depth within depth,
until the beholder is lost in its profundity; every
passion trembles on his mobile lips; and in the corners
of his mouth there lurk the subtle sprites of wit and
humor—a wit as nimble as the lightning, a humor as
sweet and impartial as the sunshine. His very language
is divine, speaking every note from the whisper of love
to the tempest of wrath, from the mother’s lullaby to
the hero’s challenge, from the soft flutings of sylvan
peace to the thunder-roll of battle and death. Let
the poets and prophets of Israel approach. The
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appropriate apartment, leaving a host of chambers to
spare, in some of which the decorations are too lovely
for their stern regard.
You contend, however, that Shakespeare was not
inspired. You claim Inspiration solely for the writers
of the Bible. The Book of Jonah is, in that sense,
more precious than “ Hamlet,” the Song of Solomon
than “ A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” the story of
Samson than the tragedy of Lear or Othello. What,
then, do you mean by Inspiration ? I seek in your
pages for a definition, and I cannot even find a descrip­
tion. You move in a vicious circle, making no more
progress than a gin-horse. You remind me of Mr.
Micawber’s steed, who was all action and no go.
“ We mean by Inspiration,” you say, “ exactly those
qualities and characteristics which are the marks or
notes of the Bible.” This is vague enough for a Pagan
oracle. But you improve on it a few pages further on.
You there say—“ What is Inspiration? We have to
answer, precisely that which the Bible is.” In other
words, the Bible is inspired, and Inspiration is the
Bible.
You seem to me to be feebly following in the foot­
steps of Samuel Taylor Coleridge. You have his
equivocalness without his genius, his mysteriousness
without his flashes of light. When he said certain
things in the Bible “find me ” he was expressing a real
truth, though in a mystical manner; but when you
speak of “ marks and notes ” of the Bible, without
telling what they are, or giving the slightest hint as to
how they may be recognised, you are only darkening
the obscurity you pretend to enlighten.
Your real drift is not to be discovered in your defini­
tions, but in your incidental remarks. You say the
Bible “ reveals another Order, a Kingdom of Heaven,
a view of human nature and of human destiny which
lies quite beyond our ken.” Its writers are inspired
“as revealers of God, of God’s purposes, of God’s
methods.” The whole book is inspired because “by
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reading it and studying it we find our way to God, we
find His will for us, and we find out how we can conform
ourselves to His will.”
Does it not occur to you that the Mohammedans can
say the same of the Koran, the Brahmins of the
Vedas, the Buddhists of their many Scriptures, and
even the Mormons and the Jezreelites of Joe Smith's
gold tablets and James White's flying roll? Is it
not a fact that, taking the world as a whole, people
find their “ way to God ” through the Bibles of their
native lands? Is it not a matter of training and
habit? Can it be said that so many as one in a
thousand ever forsake the Scriptures of their fathers’
faith for the Scriptures of another creed ? If you had
been born and bred in Turkey, would you not have
defended the Koran by the same specious arguments
as you now employ in defence of the Bible ?
I cannot help saying that you treat the Bible as a
fetish. Y ou are ready to admit that the tales of its
manufacture are very questionable ; you are willing to
paint it afresh, and put it in a new light; but you
will not abandon the idol, and trust to your own reason
and conscience for guidance. You allow, for instance,
that Paul was not the author of several epistles that
bear his name. One of his disciples “ would not
hesitate to veil his own hand under the form of a letter
from his master,” and “ what we call forgery he would
call modesty.” But this does not interfere with the
inspiration of such documents; there they are in the
Blessed Book, a precious possession for ever!
Pardon me for holding that you are mistaken. I
do not believe your view will commend itself to the
common sense of mankind. Paul was believed to have
been miraculously converted, and selected to preach
the Gospel to the Gentiles. That belief gave a stamp
of authority to his writings. But if it is proved that
he never wrote many of the documents bearing his
name, they will inevitably lose that stamp of authority,
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and irresponsible imitators. Nay, more, the whole
Bible will suffer from such exposure. A few chambers
may remain intact, but the rest of the edifice will be
in ruins.
What is really left in your theory of Inspiration ?
You concede that the Bible writers were fallible, that
they made gross mistakes in science and history, and
even blasphemed the Deity in their pitiable ignorance.
In what department then were they inspired? I
deduce your answer from a remark on the Epistles to
the Galatians, which displays “ inspired dealing with
ethical questions.’’’ You assert that Paul’s ideas had
not “ their genesis in the character or training of the
writer,” and “ can only be explained by referring them
to the Eternal Mind itself.”
Here then is your last plank. The Bible is ethically
inspired. You cling to Bible morality as your rock
of ages in the weltering sea of discussion. But the
event may prove you are trusting to a' treacherous
support. Modern criticism is not inclined to respect
your last refuge. It points to the moral crudities of
the Bible, which, on your own admission, make “ a very
pretty picture ” when they are collected together. But
that is not all. Were a similar collection made of all
its best teachings, its loftiest appeals and its wisest
apophthegms, every item could be amply paralleled in
the profane writings of antiquity; and some elements
of morality could be found in those writings which are
wanting in your Bible. Whoever asserts that the
Bible contains any ethical teaching at once new and
true, is an ignoramus or an impostor. Whoever, there­
fore, asserts that the morality of the Bible is inspired,
occupies a position which, if he were wise, he would
never seek to justify by reason, but would only vin­
dicate
faith.

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THE CREDENTIALS OF THE GOSPEL.
TO

THE REV. PROFESSOR

JOSEPH AGAR

BEET.

Sir,—

I purpose to criticise your Fernley Lecture
delivered at Sheffield on the fifth of August, entitled
“ The Credentials of the Gospel: a Statement of the
Reason of the Christian Hope.” I understand the
Lecture is to he amplified into a volume, and
supported with an army of references. But, as it
stands, it contains the whole of your argument, and
a concise statement is preferable to a diffuse one as a
basis of discussion. It affords less opportunity for
deviating into side-issues, or getting lost in a crowd
of authorities.
Your lecture purports “ to test the firm and broad
foundation on which rests the Chistian hope.” It is
characteristic of the present state of religious con­
troversy that you say nothing as to the Christian fear.
The doctrine of Hell is gradually disappearing. Heaven
is promised to believers, and in the words of Hamlet
“the rest is silence.’"’ I have no doubt that this com­
promise will be serviceable for some time. But it
cannot be permanent. Heaven and Hell are logical
correlatives.
They are like the Siamese twins.
Destroy the one, and the other may linger for awhile,
but its doom is sealed. Hope and fear move forward
together. They are inseparably linked, and both are
extinguished by knowledge. Where we are certain,
we do not conjecture ; but where there is incertitude,
the imagination will play in all directions.
“ Our investigation,” you premise, “ shall be on
methods scientific and philosophical.’"’ I do not con­
sider you have kept your promise. It is not scientific
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replies, as the hunted ostrich ignores its pursuers. You
do not “ test ” the foundation of your faith. You
merely give a ground-plan of the building.
You affirm that “ the foundation and root and
source of all religion ” is “ the inborn moral sense.”
The metaphor is mixed, and the assertion is false.
Nothing is more certain than that religion and morality
are of separate origin and have no necessary connexion.
Such connexion as they have is formed gradually.
It is conspicuous in high civilisations, but almost
imperceptible in the lowest stages of culture. “ Many
religions of the lower races,” as Tylor says, “ have
little to do with moral conduct?’ The gods of an
American or African savage “ may require him to do
his duty towards them,” but “ it does not follow that
they should concern themselves with his doing duty to his
neighbor.” A robber, a brute, or even a murderer is
not necessarily hateful to the gods; in fact, suih
a man is often a great medicine-man or priest.
Among the lower moral strata of our European
population, two classes noted for piety are brigands
and prostitutes. Religion, as the practical recog­
nition of invisible powers, is most prevalent among
savages and barbarians. In this sense modern Europe
is less religious than mediseval Europe, and the countries
which are most saturated with religion are the most
ignorant and degraded. The more progress men make
in mental and moral culture the less does religion over­
shadow their lives. Ethical science emerges as reli­
gious influence declines, and in the words of Lecky,
“ the formation of a moral philosophy is usually the
first step in the decadence of religions.”
The association of religion with morality is, indeed,
an inevitable concession of the dogmatic to the useful.
While self-preservation is the first law of nature, every­
thing must yield to the necessities of personal and
social life. Natural selection weeds out the most
superstitious in the struggle for existence. The main
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average conditions of contemporary civilisation. Appa­
rently it is religion that dictates, but in reality it obeys,
just as the laws in a constitutional monarchy are
enacted by Parliament though executed in the name of
the Crown. Religion conforms to what it cannot
avert, and finally, after a long succession of changes, it
descends to the position of a servant of its old subject,
whose interests it pretends to safeguard, just as
the monarchy ends by posing as the bulwark of the
people’s liberties. By this time it has lost its once
imperial tones, it speaks in apologetic accents, and
instead of commanding earth in the name of heaven,
it proffers itself as an occult assistant of secular
interests. When we are told that religion is a powerful
aid to morality, we are also reminded that morality
occupies the seat of sovereignty.
With regard to our “ inborn moral sense/’ I admit
its reality, as I admit the reality of our musical sense
or our mathematical sense. But I deny its being
“ inborn ” except as inherited. It is a product of
evolution, like all the rest of our faculties, and it has
all degrees of development, from the incipiency of the
congenital criminal to the relative perfection of the
true philanthropist.
I am occupying no novel position. Giants . of
thought, such as Darwin and Spencer, to say nothing
of older writers, have laboriously constructed it, and
I do no more than take advantage of their labors.
While the books of such men are in the hands of edu­
cated readers, it is idle, nay ludicrous, to go on assert­
ing the old doctrines as though they were unchallenged.
It is undignified, no less than futile, to sit upon the
shore and ignore the flowing tide. Mrs. Partington
herself, sweeping back the Atlantic with her broom,
was less absurd; for her exertions were heroic, and she
kept on the safe side of the waves without beating a
sudden and ignominious retreat.
You begin the real argument of your lecture by
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kind and differ infinitely from all others?’ You assert
that this difference “ is revealed by the different
emotions worked in us by a great calamity and a great
crime.”
This is very vague language. What is it that
makes us regard calamities and crimes differently?
Is it not a question of agency? We feel no resent­
ment against a flood or a fire. Why? Because they
are insensitive, and unamenable to motives. Men, on
the other hand,- are amenable to motives, and their
wrong-doing excites resentment; first, in those they
directly injure; and, secondly, in society at large. I
do not mean that the feeling is a simple one. It in­
cludes hatred—which is only an intense form of dislike
— fear, wounded self-love, a sense of disturbance, and,
in many cases, though not in all, an imaginative per­
ception of danger to the community.
So much for the feeling. The judgment is entirely
different. It is purely intellectual. Some cases are
perfectly obvious. The “ extreme cases ” you refer to
are as easy of decision as whether water is good to
drink or bread to eat. But the vaster multitude of
intermediate cases call for great exercise of the
mental powers. This is the reason why many persons
of excellent dispositions are so often p.erverse in their
moral judgments Even your moral judgment is
defective, or you would not instance as “ a villain of
very deep dye” a man who has “deliberately, and
without provocation, killed his mother.” I should say
that a man who murders his mother, without provocation,
is not a villain, but a lunatic.
“ These confident judgments,” you say, “ imply an
infallible standard of comparison.” What is an in­
fallible standard ? I do not understand the adjective.
A standard is simply a standard. It may be applied
with all degrees of efficiency. A foot-rule is a foot­
rule. One man uses it well, and another ill; one will
take the dimensions of a room with reasonable accu­
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“infallibility” must be in the application of the
standard.
Your confusion on this subject is such that I feel no
surprise at your silence as to the standard itself. You
do not say what it is. You call it infallible, but that
is no information. You speak of “ an eternal law of
right,” and of the “ voice ” within us. But the voice
is, in my opinion, only the echo of our own sentiments ;
while the “ eternal law of right” may mean anything
or nothing until it is explained. Words like eternal
and infallible do not enlighten me. I want to know
what is your “ law of right.” That is an indispensable
preliminary.
When you tell me that the moral judgment is
“ universal,” I must deny the proposition if it means
that “ all men everywhere know that treachery, lying,
theft, adultery and murder are condemned by a law
which speaks with an unerring voice of indisputable
authority.” The Hindu Thug deems it right to
murder, and the Thugs of your Church, in former
ages, thought it a pious duty to slay heretics and
infidels. Adultery among women is held to be wrong
in most countries, but millions of savages would laugh
at you if you told them that adultery among men was
either a crime or a vice. Theft and treachery are
wrong within the tribe or association, but frequently a
virtue if practised on outsiders. Lying is only a vice
within the same limits. These statements are indis­
putable, and I understand why you shun such witnesses
as “ modern travellers or missionaries.” The breath
of a single one of them would shatter the very basis of
your argument.
In a certain sense, however, I agree with your
statement that “ to the mysterious tribunal within
appeals all external teaching, moral or religious.”
The only thing I object to is the epithet of “ mysteri­
ous.” For the rest, your statement bears out my
contention that morality is primary, and not secondary
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Revelation on the intellectual side, and our moral
sense its judge on the ethical side. But this makes a
clean sweep of every system which is based on faith.
“ The teaching of Jesus,” you say, “is no excep­
tion.” I agree with you. But do you see the logical
result of this admission ? If my moral sense is the
judge of his teaching, in what sense can that teaching
be called divine ? If it be divine, my moral sense
must be diviner still. And if I have a faculty which
is able to sit in judgment on his teaching, I have a
faculty which would, in the course of time, enable me
to discover all that is best in it without his assistance.
“We wait with intense interest,” you say, “ to
hear the verdict and sentence on the gospel of Christ
pronounced by this unerring judge.” The attitude
would do you credit if it were not assumed. The fact
is, you are not waiting. You and your co-religionists
never did wait. You were brought up as Christians
because you were born in a Christian country, just as
you would have been brought up as Mohammedans if
you had been born in Turkey. You did not make up
your minds ; they were made up for you. Education
and authority have determined your creed. You were
prejudiced in favor of Christianity. You took sides
before you were able to judge. And you can only say
that you are waiting for a verdict on Christianity in
the sense in which an advocate is waiting for the
decision of the judge and jury.
How little you are waiting is seen from your very
next sentence. You declare that “The judgment is
decisive.” But you do not say whose judgement. You
affirm that “ The moral teaching of the New Testa­
ment commends itself at once and irresistibly to our
moral sense as right and good.” Whose is our moral
sense ? I presume you mean the moral sense of
Christians. And why do you confuse “ the teaching of
Jesus” with “the moral teaching of the New Testa­
ment ?” Does not the second half of the Bible con­
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several unknown writers, as well as the teaching of
Jesus Christ ? Finally, how does the moral teaching
of the New Testament commend itself at once and
irresistibly to our moral sense, when thousands of books
and articles have been written by honest and able men
and women to show that Christian morality is often
imperfect.and sometimes pernicious1?
You are obviously addressing Christians, and Chris­
tians only, when you assert that “ every moral excel­
lence ” is “ but a feature ” in the “portrait’’ of Jesus
Christ. This is not a view which commends itself to
Freethinkers, nor does it seem to commend itself to
the Buddhists and Confucians among whom your missionaries labor. Unfortunately you do not enter into
details. Your panegyric is general, and I can only
raise a general objection. That the Jesus of the Gospels
was a bad man is not often maintained, nor is it likely that
his biographers would depict him as such, seeing he was
the object of their adoration. But there are many
degrees between badness and perfection, and Jesus does
not reach the ideal height. Many elements of greatness
were lacking in his character. The fact is, no man
that ever lived was perfect. It is a false hero-worship
which refuses to see most obvious failings. And the
arbitrary veneration of a single ideal must have the
effect of narrowing our sympathies and aspirations.
You tell me “ The Carpenter declares that he alone
knows God.” It is an assertion easily made, impossible
of proof, and impossible of refutation. You also say
that he makes other “unheard-of assumptions,” yet
calls himself “ meek and lowly of heart,” and “ strange
to say, we feel that these words are true.” Now
“ strange to say ” I do not feel that the words are
true. I cannot see the meekness of his denouncing
those he could not convince; or the meekness of his
extravagant railing against his religious rivals in the
capital; or the meekness of his triumphal entry into
Jerusalem amid the seditious plaudits of a fickle and
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That “ we see him possessing infinite power” and
“ infinite resources,” is belied by his inability to work
wonders in certain cities because of their unbelief
(Matt, xiii., 58). Did he not also feel that virtue had
gone out of him when he was touched by a diseased
woman ? Do you mean that “ infinite power ” could
feel the loss of energy ? And do you think it was a
being of “infinite power” who cried out “ O my
Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me ? ”
Such a dream as the Gospel life of Jesus you say
was “ never dreamed before or since,” Indeed ! Are
you unacquainted with the life of Buddha ? Did he
not renounce the splendors of a royal court for a
beggar’s robes ? Did he not wander as a poor mendicant
through the land he might have ruled as king ? Did
he not practise every form of self-sacrifice 1 Do not
the stories describe him as giving up everything for
the love of others, even yielding himself to be eaten by
a tigress, out of pity for the emaciated creature and
her famished cubs ? How beautiful is this in com­
parison with the callous exclamation of St. Paul—
“ Doth God care for oxen ? ” As “ a dream ” the life
of Buddha is, in my judgment, more pathetic and
inspiring than the life of Jesus.
I pass from your panegyric on Jesus to your
doctrine of sin. You say that the vision of Jesus
“brings to light our own deep pollution.'” Do you
think that language of this kind is true or useful ? It
is the historic language of your creed, I allow, but the
modern mind is turning from it with disgust.
Dwelling upon our moral infirmities is no more
wholesome than dwelling upon our physical ailments.
The man who made a public display of his ulcers, or
made them the theme of his conversation, W’ould be
regarded as a nuisance; but the man who makes a
public exhibition of his moral maladies, and talks about
his “ deep pollution,” is regarded as a promising
candidate for heaven. I protest against this morbid
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and too frequently it leaves more nastiness than it
finds. Evolution shows us a better method of culture.
Our vices are not diminished by studying them; they
perish of inanition through the exercise of our virtues.
Our welfare lies, not in exploring our defects, but in
practising our powers.
The clergy have always cried up original sin, and
dwelt on our “ deep pollution.” The medical quack
behaves in the same way. His object is to make us
feel desperately ill, that we may fly to him for relief.
The deeper our sense of “ corruption,” the greater the
power of the priest. He battens, like a parasite, on
the decadent side of our nature. He trades on our
misery and our fears, allowing us as much hope as
keeps us alive to patronise his nostrums.
You dilate on our sense of sin, our apprehension of
future punishment, and our expectation of future
reward. Your philosophy is very lofty in its pretensions,
but very grovelling it its essence. You deny that
virtue is its own reward, or vice its own punishment.
Where, you ask, is the punishment of the successful
rogue ; where is the reward of the martyred hero ?
There must be a future retribution to balance the
account.
Beyond the grave “ there is absolute
recompense.”
Such is your teaching, and it involves a gross
assumption as to “ the future,” and a sad misreading of
human nature.
How do you know that the next life, if there be one,
will exactly rectify the injustices of this life? If there
be a governor of the universe, the presumption is that
the polity of this w'orld is a fair sample of his methods.
Analogy would lead us to believe that what goes on
here will be continued elsewhere. On the other hand,
your crude jurisprudence would create as many evils as
it rectified. The supposition is infantile that men may
be divided into two classes, the good and the bad, the
sheep and the goats.
We are all of us mixtures.
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changing aspects of the external world. The best man
has his failings, and the worst his redeeming qualities.
A perfect adjustment, therefore, of consequence to
conduct in a future life, would necessitate not one, but
a million heavens and hells, each of them nicely varied
and graduated for their appropriate inmates. Even
then the balance would be fatally vitiated by the
eternal rectification of temporary disorders. In short,
the idea of “ absolute recompense ” in a future life is a
childish dream, which is seen to be grotesque the
moment we try to realise its details.
Do you not see, also, that the “ absolute recompense ”
you promise on the other side of death turns morality
into huckstering 1 On this principle, virtue is only
shrewd calculation, and vice a foolish mistake. The
main-spring of your ethic is personal profit. You look
with disdain on the utilitarian, but his philosophy is
infinitely superior to yours. He makes happiness the
goal of effort, but not the mere happiness of the
individual actor.
The welfare of society is his
criterion of right and wrong. His standard is not
personal but universal. In the presence of self-sacrifice
for the good of others he is not embarrassed by your
difficulties. He is not staggered, as you are, by “ the
case of a man who has lost his life by doing a noble
action.”
I have said, and I repeat, that you misread human
nature. Can you imagine a great dramatist depicting
a hero on youi' principles?
Were the dying hero to
exclaim “ I have done right, I have lost my reward,
but God will give it me in heaven,” he would at once
alienate our sympathies. We should feel that he had
been actuated by false motives, and our interest would
vanish with the confession of his selfishness.
Do you imagine that an Atheist soldier would shun
the post of danger any more than his Christian com­
rade ? Would a regiment of Freethinkers fight less
gallantly than a regiment of priests ? Did the three
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patriotism or for reward ? Did they lay down their
lives less cheerfully because they had no thought of
“ future recompense’’ ? Do you seriously suppose that
an Atheist fireman would not do his duty amid the flame
and smoke"? Would he hesitate to save the lives of
women and children because he had no hope of heaven ?
Fortunately we act upon our impulses, and not upon
the momentary calculations of expediency. Our social
instincts are not at the mercy of the schools. They
have been developed in us by ages of evolution, and
they strengthen as civilisation advances.
Self­
sacrifice is an expression of sympathy, and sympathy is
independent of religion. I will do the martyrs of your
faith more justice than to suppose they were always
animated by the hope of heaven; and, on the other
hand, I trust you will concede that the martyrs of my
faith have shown equal courage with your own.
Vanini and Bruno died at the stake, without hope of a
“ future recompense.” And have you not heard of
Milliere, who bared his breast to the bullets of the
Versailles troops, and fell upon the church steps with
the cry of Vive L’Humanite upon his lips "?
The pivot of your scheme, however, is rather fear
of punishment than hope of reward. You illustrate
the line of the Roman poet that all religion began in
terror. You say we “ cannot throw off the dark
foreboding that sin will be followed by punishment/’
that “ we are compelled to believe that retribution
awaits us elsewhere/’ that “forebodings of punish­
ment ” trouble us as we approach “ the dark river of
death/’ and that “ we dread the penalty of our sins.”
I am tempted to remind you of Carlyle’s grim
remark on Ignatius Loyola. When this “ saint ” was
laid low by “ the Cookery-shop and the Bordel,” he
felt he was an awful sinner, but he recovered his
health, and his puriency took the new form of Jesuitism.
His sick repentance was only a shrinking from future
punishment. “ Had he been a good and brave man,”
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to be damned—as was clear to him that he deserved to
be.” So I am inclined to say to any man who feels he
ought to be damned—“ Go and be damned, and take it
quietly.”
Such manliness, however, is not found in Christian
sinners. They want pardon, or “ deliverance from the
future penalty of past sins.” But “the moral law
knows nothing of pardon,” and the result would be
“ despair ” if it were not for “ the Gospel of Christ,”
which “ comes to us with a voice of mercy.” A sweet
and easy Gospel indeed! It is preached from our
pulpits, but set at naught in our criminal courts.
How selfish is this Gospel! Surely when a man has
done wrong his first thought should not be for himself,
but for the victims of his wrong-doing. But on this
matter you are silent. You point him to a way of
escape, while he leaves the real burden of his sins
behind him. Is this a gospel of strength or a gospel
of weakness “? For my part, I prefer the philosophy of
old Omar Khayyam.
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.
I admit this is not a gospel for knaves and weaklings
It is a gospel for brave and honest men. Conduct and
consequence are inseparable in this world. The bond

cannot be brdken. Any system that teaches otherwise
is false and pernicious.
According to your philosophy, Christ not only saves
4ftom the future penalty of past sins, but also from the
power of present sin. It is possible that you believe
this, but what evidence is there to prove it ? It is
clearly impossible to examine the lives of individuals,
or to penetrate the secret recesses of personal character.
We are able, however, to judge of a general influence
by average results, and an appeal to statistics does not
show us that Christians are morally superior to
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believing that they are so. When I was imprisoned
for bringing your religion into “ disbelief and con­
tempt,” I found it was taken for granted that every
criminal belonged to some form of faith. There were
a few Jews, many Catholics, and more Protestants.
Their religion was stated on the cards affixed to their
cell-doors, mine being accurately described as “ None.”
A chapel was maintained for their devotions, and a
clergyman to physic their souls. Surely, then, you
will not maintain that unbelievers fill our gaols, or
populate them even in proportion to their numbers.
Nor can it be maintained that they neglect their share
of positive duty. They recognise the law of “ thou
shalt ” as well as the law of “ thou shalt not.” You
will find them conspicuous in every advanced move­
ment ; not, perhaps, in soup, blanket, and coal societies,
which only skin and film the ulcerous sore, but in those
radical associations whose object is rather justice than
charity, and the prevention of evil rather than its
mitigation.
It is idle to tell me that the “ wonderful fitness ”
of Christianity as a moral gospel has been “ tested by
thousands of men and women.” The advocates of
Buddhism, Brahminism, or Mohammedanism might
make a similar assertion. The “ fitness ” in every case
is the result of training. What men are “ fitted ” to is
fitted to them. Had you been born and bred outside
the pale of Christendom, you would have appreciated
the “ wonderful fitness ” of some other faith.
Thus far I do not see that you have established the
credentials of your creed. I will now follow you
through the remainder of your argument.
You erect a number of dogmas on the basis of our
ignorance of the origin of life and the evolution of
mind. But this is entirely illegitimate. We are not
entitled to reason from our ignorance. Every argu­
ment must be based on what we know. And while
science is seeking a solution of new problems, I would
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in opposition to religious dogmas. The clergy have
always been wrong, and the presumption is that they
are still wrong. I would also observe that the doc­
trines of the existence of God and the immortality of
the soul prevailed for thousands of years before Chris­
tianity was born, and are therefore no part of the
speciality of your faith.
You are more to the point in asserting that “ one
religion”—to wit, your own—“'occupies a place of
unique superiority.” Yet the statement is somewhat
vague. I understand “unique,” and I understand
“ superiority,” but I cannot put them together as
adjective and substantive. What is unique is not
superior, and what is superior is not unique.
You assert that “ all Christian nations stand im­
measurably above all others.” Do you include
Abyssinia in “ all Christian nations,” and if not, why
not1? Or do you regard it as “immeasurably above”
Ceylon in morals or China in civilisation ?
What, also, do you mean by asserting that “ in spite
of tlieir many wars, the Christian nations of the world
form, in a very real sense, a political brotherhood ” ?
Where is the political brotherhood between France and
Germany, or England and Russia? Is it not a fact
that nine-tenths, at least, of the quarrels in the world
are between Christian nations? Have not Christian
nations carried the art of war to its highest develop­
ment ? Do they not manufacture all the rifles, all the
cannon, and all the gunpowder, as well as all the rum,
brandy, gin, and whiskey? You yourself admit that
“ No army has the slightest hope of victory unless
armed with the weapons and directed by the strategy
of Christian nations.” You add triumphantly that
“ The sword has passed into the hands of those nations
who recognise the unique majesty of the lowly
Nazarene.”
This is the only part of your lecture with which I
have the honor to agree. I would remark, however,
that the military power of Christendom has nothing
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whatever to do with Christianity. Where were the
“ weapons 33 and the “ strategy33 of your faith when it
vainly hurled crusade after crusade, for three centuries,
against the infidel Saracens ? Where were the
“ weapons 33 and the “ strategy ” of your faith in the
seventh and eighth centuries, when the successors of
Mohammed swept Christianity out of Asia and Africa ?
Did not the Cross go down before the Crescent on a
thousand battle-fields ? And what has turned the
tables ? What has put the power of the sword into
the hands of Christian nations ? Is it not that Science
which the Church fought tooth and nail, with the
vigilance of a sleuth-hound and the ferocity of a tiger?
Without Science, the British troops would not
have slaughtered the Soudanese. Without science,
England would have established no empire in India;
without science, the Anglo-Saxon race would never
have colonised the world. Had Christianity succeeded
in strangling Science, as she furiously endeavored,
Europe would still be plunged in barbarism, and would
have to hold its own against the hordes of Asia and
Africa by sheer physical valor.
It is well that civilisation gives us the means of
defending it. It is well that Europe is for ever safe
from the incursions of outer barbarians. But how
strange the eulogy of our military prowess sounds
from the lips of one who “ recognises the unique
majesty of the lowly Nazarene.” Did he not declare
that whoso took the sword should perish by the sword ?
Did he not teach the sinfulness of resisting evil ? Did
he not command his disciples to present their cheeks
humbly to the smiter ? Are you not glorifying Science
instead of Christianity ? Are you not riding roughshod
over the plainest teachings of your master ? How will
you present yourself at the Day of Judgment before
the preacher of the Sermon on the Mount ?
With respect to Art, you assert that it “owns, the
supremacy of Christ.” You remark that “ Non­
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painting and sculpture, or to the world's treasury of
music/' The grain of truth in these statements is
simply this, that Europe leads the world’s culture.
But it did this before Christianity appeared, and the
explanation is not religious but physical. Christianity
has not given the Abyssinians any ascendancy. It will
not give it to converted negroes or South Sea islanders.
The question of superiority is simply one of race and
climate.
Given the Caucasian, with his large and
complex brain, and his superior facial angle, and he is
bound to lead the march of progress.
Science,
literature, and art are not the product of Christianity ;
they are the product of the Caucasian brain. This
was true before Christianity appeared, and it will be
true when Christianity has vanished.
Your remarks on the impermanence of ancient civili­
sation, as compared with the modern, are simply
amazing. Dating from the time of Charlemagne,
which is a very liberal concession, we find modern
Europe to be about eleven hundred years old; and
during a large portion of that period it is only by
courtesy that the West can be called civilised. The
existence of Rome, under the Republic and the Empire,
was nearly as prolonged, and the older civilisation of
Egypt stretched back into the deepest mists of
antiquity. It is true that Greece had but a brief
career of glory, for she fell under the mightier sway
of Rome. She was not conquered, however; or, if
she was, she avenged herself. She liberalised her
ostensible conquerors, and bequeathed the bases of our
modern civilisation. Dig where you will, you come to
Greece at last. Your very New Testament is written
in Greek, and it was the Grecian mind that gave Chris­
tianity all its fecund power.
It is perfectly true that Christianity arose in an age
of decadence, and its doctrines and ethics savor of its
origin. But there is, as I have already urged, no
mystery in the remarkable progress of Europe after
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“ this phenomenon ”—the advance of Christian
countries—“ demands explanation.”
I assert that
the explanation has been given. Modern civilisation
arose among the same race, and in the same part of
the world, as that in which the immediately preceding
civilisation had flourished.
The Renaissance itself
began in the very country which had been the seat of
the Roman empire. Your assertion, therefore, that
“ of the pre-eminence of the Christian nations, no
explanation can hr. found except in their Christianity
is a piece of baseless dogmatism.
Why the Turks have stagnated and decayed, while
the Hungarians have advanced and improved, is a more
complicated problem than you seem to imagine. If
Christianity made all the difference, I ask you why
Christianity did not civilise Abyssinia? There are
political and climatic differences of the highest im­
portance, as will be admitted by every student of
history and ethnology.
With respect to Christianity itself, I know not. why
you should say that it “arose suddenly.” It is in­
disputable that Jesus Christ—if he existed was born
in a particular year; but that is the only element of
“suddenness” in the history of your faith. Many
influences besides that of the Prophet of Nazareth
contributed to the formation of Christianity. This is
such a commonplace of criticism that I will not con­
descend to ai'gue it. Your religion is as much a product
of evolution as any othei’ system with which we are
acquainted.
That Christianity “ overspread the mightiest empire
in the world” is undoubtedly true. It had converts in
all parts of the Roman empire. But they scarcely
numbered a twentieth of the population when it was
made the state religion by Constantine. From that
moment, it was not persuasion that made converts, but
wholesale bribery and persecution. Proscription, fine,
imprisonment, and murder, were the agencies by which
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You assert that Christianity is “ now spreading to
the ends of the earth.” I deny it. The Christian
populations outside Europe are descended from
European emigrants. The extension is merely physical.
What impression have you made on the heathen
populations of Asia and Africa ? Is not the failure
of your missions a byeword 1
. Nor can I follow your assertion that “ The entire
history of man affords no example of personal influence,
and of devotion to and confidence in a person, which
can for a moment be compared to the influence exerted
by, and the devotion paid to, Jesus of Nazareth.” You
are only speaking as a Christian to Christians. The
names of Mohammed and Buddha are a sufficient
refutation of your statement.
I am astounded at your assertion that “ Paul’s firm
belief of the Gospel reveals the deep impression made
upon him by the personality of Jesus.” Is there the
slightest evidence that Paul ever saw or heard Jesus ?
Did he not despise and persecute his followers'? Was
he not converted by a miracle or a sunstroke ? And is
it not a fact that the Jesus of Paul’s epistles is far
more a doctrine than a person ? I appeal to every­
one who has read his epistles apart from the four
Gospels.
Paul did, indeed, declare that Jesus had risen from
the dead. But what is his testimony worth ? Do not
his statements in Corinthians flatly contradict the
Gospels and the Acts of the Apostles ? Did he not
disbelieve the Resurrection on its intrinsic evidence ?
Is not the fact apparent from his persecution of its
believers before his strange experience near Damascus ?
Does he not place this “ appearance ” of Jesus on a
level with his appearances to the eleven ? And is not
his testimony vitiated by this hopeless confusion of the
subjective and the objective ?
Ci Was the dead body of Christ raised to life1?” you
ask ; and you add that “ upon this matter of historic
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this, as I have no doubt you do, it is natural that you
should make a little evidence go a very long way.
You make no attempt to prove the Resurrection.
You simply ask the sceptic “ How do you account for
this and that if he did not rise V’ And the this and
that are not facts of ordinary history, buty»ar£ of your
own records. You ask the sceptic to explain the
“ belief ” in the Resurrection. How do you explain
the belief of the Mormons in Joe Smith’s gold tablets ?
Mr, Froude tells us of Julius Caesar that “the
enthusiasm of the multitude refused to believe that he
was dead. He was supposed to have ascended into
heaven, not in adulatory metaphor, but in literal and
prosaic fact.” How do you explain that ?
You say that the story of Christas resurrection was
“ accepted by thousands of Jews.” The statement is
founded on your own dubious records, written long
after the time. But if it be true it proves nothing,
unless the Jews were men of unconquerable incredulity,
whereas they were grossly superstitious. If Jesus did
rise from the dead, the great wonder is that all the
Jews did not believe it. “It must be admitted,” says
Diderot, “ that the Jews were a wonderful people;
everywhere one has seen peoples deluded by a single
false miracle, and Jesus Christ was unable to impress
the Jews with an infinity of true ones.” The incre­
dulity of the Jews is a greater miracle than thq
Resurrection.
What you have to say about the dead body of
Jesus shows a great want of historic perspective.
How can it be affirmed that “ the most powerful party
in Jerusalem had the strongest motive ” for disproving
the story of the resurrection ? They had put Jesus
out of the way, his disciples were a mere handful of
insignificant men, and what did it matter if they
talked about his having risen from the dead ? It
was a harmless craze, and the priestly party had other
matters to attend to. That they were “ exposed to a
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with what is known of the very slight spread of
Christianity among the Jews. Had it spread like a
wildfire, and become threatening, and had the priests
been publicly challenged to produce the dead body,
there would be something in their silence. But
nothing of the sort happened. Even if it had, and
if after the lapse of months or years the sepulchre
had been found empty, the priests might justly have
answered that the body had not been buried by them,
but by one of Jesus’s disciples, and that the disappear­
ance of a corpse, in such circumstances, was anything
but miraculous.
Still more absurd, if possible, is your plea that the
disciples would not have shown such courage in pro­
pagating a delusion. The strength of a conviction is
no proof of its validity. History shows us that men
have displayed the most heroic courage in defending
falsehood and imposture. Self-sacrifice proves a man
to be in earnest, but does not prove him to be in the
right.
You say that the Resurrection “ has held captive
many of the most intelligent and cultured of men,
and now for many centuries nearly all the best of
men.” You forget that these meu have been trained
to believe it. VVith the exception of Paul, whose
conversion, as I have said, was due to a miracle or a
sunstroke, how many “ intelligent and cultured ” men
accepted the Resurrection in the primitive ages ? Is it
not a fact that Christianity spread among the poor, the
lowly and the illiterate ? Is it not aiso a fact, as
Gibbon observes, that the illustrious Pagans of that
period considered the Christians “ only as obstinate and
perverse enthusiasts, who exacted an implicit submis­
sion to their mysterious doctrines, without Jbeing able
to produce a single argument that could engage the
attention of men of sense and learning ” “?
Passing to the question of miracles in general, you
admit that “miracles do not happen,” but you deny
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Theoretically you may be correct, but practically you
are wrong. Men cannot help reading the past by the
present, and if miracles do not happen now the inevitable
presumption is that they never did happen. Against
this presumption you must bring an overwhelming array
of evidence in favor of any particular miracle, and such
an array of evidence is never produced. To talk about
the “mysteries of nature is nothing but jugglery. If
we cannot, at present, explain the origin of life, we" know
what kind of evidence is requisite to justify us in
believing that a man rose from the dead. And assuredly
you will never impress a man of ordinary culture by
telling him that when he lifts a weight he “ defies the
law of gravitation?"’
If the Resurrection be a delusion, you remark that
a delusion has saved the world. ” To prove this extra­
ordinary . paradox, you paint in dark tints the
“corruption” of the Roman empire, and in light tints
the morality of Christendom. Does it not occur to you
that some progress might be expected in two thousand
years ? Is it fair, is it rational, to point to the im­
proved morality of this sceptical age, and cry “ Behold
the fruits of eighteen centuries of Christianity ? ”
Turn to Mr. Cotter Morison’s book on The Service of
Man, and read his chapter on “ Morality in the Ages of
Faith.” Take the case of France alone, and see the
effect of Christianity on private and public life. “ The
court of the later Valois/’ says Mr. Morison, “ is
painted for us by the garrulous Brantome; and one
fails to see how it differed, except for the worse, from
the court of Caligula or Commodus."”
The same writer puts the whole question at issue in
a few sentences.
“Do we find, as a matter of fact, that the Ages of Faith were
distinguished by a high morality ? Were they superior in this
respect to the present age, which is nearly on all hands ac­
knowledged not to be an age of Faith ? The answer must be
in the negative. Taking them broadly, the Ages of Faith
were emphatically ages of crime, of gross and scandalous
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is noteworthy that, in proportion as we recede backward from
the present age and return into the Ages of Faith, we find that
the crime and the sin become denser and blacker.”

The present age is the most unbelieving and the
most moral the world has ever seen. All you can
reply is that 44 anti-Christian teachers have themselves
been trained in a moral and intellectual atmosphere
formed by many centuries of Christian influences.”
This hardly applies to John Stuart Mill, for instance,
who was trained without any religion by his sceptical
father. Besides, it is a two-edged argument. Sup­
pose 1 were to say that Christians are kept in check by
secular and social opinion. Suppose I were to say that
if it were not for the secular civilisation of our age
they would return, via, the Salvation Army, to the
primitive rites and doctrines of their faith, and show,
in anarchy and barbarism, the unadulterated fruit of
the Christian tree.
If you have established the 44 Credentials of the
Gospels,” you have only done so to the satisfaction of
believers. You regard your 44 proof ” as 44 complete,”
and I have no doubt it is as complete as you can make
it. But I am very much deceived if it succeeds in
convincing a single unbeliever.
Let me, in conclusion, say a few words on your
44 precious possessions.” You have 44 faith in Christ
and victory over sin.” Your faith in Christ is a sub­
jective phenomenon and can neither be proved nor
disputed ; but your victory over sin will hardly bear
the test of examination. I fail to see that Christians
are morally superior to Freethinkers, and I defy you
to prove that they are so. On the other hand, you
hear 44 a voice from beyond the grave ” promising 44 to
all who believe it immortal life,” and you cannot doubt
44 these glad tidings of great joy.” I presume this is
the language of “the larger hope,” which dwells as
little as possible upon hell and as much as possible
upon heaven. But, for my part, I do not believe
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I have read the New Testament for myself, and I am
satisfied that its heaven and hell must stand or fall
together. Consequently I cannot accept your “ glad
tidings of great joy/’ which seem to me “ sad tidings
of great grief.33 I cannot believe your creed, nor do I
need its consolations, and I rejoice to be free from its
great horror of eternal torment. I am content to
follow my reason and obey my conscience. I may fail
in both, for who but a pharisee is perfect ? But I still
look calmly to the end. Should death be an everlasting
sleep, I shall know no sorrow or regret. Should it be
the entrance to a new life, I shall expect more sense
and justice from God or Nature than I see in the
dogmas of your faith.

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TO THE REV. BROWNLOW MAITLAND M.A.

Sir,—

I have purchased and very carefully read your
little volume on “ Miracles 33 in the “ Helps to Belief”
series. I cannot say that you have in any way helped
my belief; though, perhaps, you may reply that I have
no belief to be assisted. On the contrary, I feel more
deeply than ever the hopelessness of a cause which has
to be defended by subtle shifts and elaborate special
pleading. What a difference between your plea for
Miracles and the simple, manly, straightforward argu­
ment of Paley! I am well aware that the great
Archdeacon showed a little of the wisdom of the serpent
in his skilful illustrations, and that he sometimes
pressed his evidence unduly. But his argument is on

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the whole an honest one. . He appealed to reason and
experience, and admitted that, in the last resort,,
miracles, like everything else, must rest upon adequate
evidence. Your treatise, however, is essentially an
appeal against reason to faith. Your argument is
almost entirely a, priori, and can therefore have no
weight except with those who are already convinced.
You devote nearly ninety-three pages to your point of
view, to the antecedent objections to miracles, and to
the presumption in their favor—all of which Paley
dismisses with admirable brevity ; and you devote only
twenty pages to the direct evidence for the Christian
miracles. You give us a large and imposing portico to
a small and beggarly house. Three-fourths of your
time is employed in drugging the reader’s intelligence,
so that when he approaches the real question at issue
he may be easily deceived. With what contemptuous
laughter would a legal advocate be treated, who should
spend a whole day in opening his case, and devote an hour
or two to the examination of his witnesses ! Yet this is
piecisely the offence of which you are guilty. I am
confident that if you conducted your case in this way
before any tribunal, however loosely constituted, you
would be severely reprimanded for wasting the time of
the court, and peremptorily summoned to come to the
point.
As though anticipating such a criticism, you assert
in your Preface that “ the case on behalf of the
Christian miracles is considerably simplified by
declining to defend them on the ground chosen by the
sceptic/’ No doubt, sir; and the case would be still
more simplified by declining to defend them at all. It
would be simple and easy to assume the good old
orthodox attitude of the days when sceptics were not to
be reasoned with, but silenced by the resources of
Christian charity.
Why not declare at once that
Christianity is a divine religion, from battlement to
basement; that whosoever believes it will be saved, and
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it is absurd, seeing that God will take care of his own;
and that the cavils of the sceptic only proceed from his
corrupt and sinful heart ? But if you cannot take up
this attitude, you are bound to meet the sceptic, ay, and
on the very ground he chooses; for if you are defending
the holy garrison, instead of leaving the task to its
divine master, you have no choice but to repel attacks
at the very points where they are made. Nothing
could be more ludicrous than rushing off to the opposite
side, brandishing your weapons with immortal courage,
and declaring that, whatever may be going on else­
where, the citadel at this point is absolutely invulner­
able. If I cared for the honor of your church I might
also remind you that it is better to face the enemy than
to show him your rear. He will not spare you on
account of your cowardice, and if you must fall you
should at least fall with dignity.
Declining to meet the sceptic on his own ground,
you affirm that the miracles of Christianity are “ lifted
out of the mechanical into the moral sphere.” What
is this but saying that they are lifted out of the sphere
of reason into the sphere of faith ?
Your object
seems to be to reverse the natural order of things.
Instead of proving the foundations to be solid, and
afterwards examining the superstructure, you expatiate
on the wonderful character of the edifice and argue
that it largely guarantees the solidity of the basis,.
Permit me to say it does nothing of the sort, and to
add that no amount of declamation from the windows
will prevent the building from tumbling down.
How important is the question of Miracles, and how
absurd to treat it with subterfuge, like the ostrich who
buries his head to save his body from the hunters!
Your own words may be cited against yourself. After
pointing out that Christianity is “ from beginning to
end supernatural,” you declare that “ the only possible
alternatives are—a miraculous Christianity, or no
Christianity at all.” Reject the miraculous, you say,
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with it. No Christ would in that case he left to us.
The man Jesus might remain ; but the Son of the
Father would have vanished, and the Gospel would
have shrunk into a fable. Christianity, thus deprived
of its cohesion, would fall to pieces, and become num­
bered with the wrecks of worn-out beliefs.” True and
forcible words! I heartily agree with you, and I am
surprised at your making so feeble a defence for the
very life of your faith.
It is not my purpose to follow your remarks on the
peculiar solemnity and importance of the Christian
miracles. The argument is sentimental, and its force
depends on temperament and training. You are able
to see some subtle moral lesson in the cursing of a
barren fig-tree, and I dare say you would find it in the
cursing of a barren woman. You are able to discern a
lofty spiritual meaning in the trick of turning water
into -wine, or the production of half-crowns from the
mouth of a fish. But such things impress me very
differently. I regard them as childish stories, and
marvel at their appearance in a pretended revelation
from God.
You may draw convenient distinctions between
Christian and other miracles, but I can see none.
You smile at the prodigies of Paganism, and you allow
that no possible testimony could make the miracles of
Catholicism credible. I extend the same consideration
to the miracles of your faith. The scientific mind
places all miracles ip the same category, and the
historic mind views them as inevitable marks of inferior
stages of culture.
There is no necessity, either, to expatiate on the
existence of God and his moral governorship of the
universe; or on the doctrine of free-will, which you
curiously regard as indispensable to a belief in the
miraculous, as though Saint Augustine, Martin Luther,
John Calvin, and Jonathan Edwards had never lived
or written. Whatever a miracle may be on its theo­
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What is the use of an elaborate abstract argument to
prove that a prisoner stole a watch ? What would be
thought of a prosecuting counsel whose whole discourse
was a disquisition on human frailty ? The question at
issue is—Did the prisoner steal a particular watch at a
particular time and place ?—and this must be decided
by evidence. So with regard to the alleged resurrection
of a man from the dead, or his birth without the agency
of a human father. If such an event occurred, it must
have been at a particular time and place, and in
particular circumstances; and the fact must be
established before we ’are entitled to discuss the theories
of its explanation. You admit, yourself, in one of
your intervals of lucid common sense, that “ The
question whether it has ever occurred cannot be decided
in the negative, any more than in the affirmative, by
theoretical considerations, but must be solved by a
patient sifting of evidence.” Do you not see that this
admission condemns the whole plan of your book?
Have you not devoted five-sixths of your space to
“ theoretical considerations,” and only one-sixth to the
“ patient sifting of evidence ” ?
All you have to say about the antecedent prob­
ability or improbability of miracles amounts to this,
that no one is entitled to say that miracles cannot
happen. But why such a painful demonstration of a
truism ? Neither Hume, Mill, nor Huxley, asserts the
impossibility of miracles. They simply regard them
as highly improbable, and you appear to be of the same
opinion- “ Of course,” you assert, “ the general
experience creates a presumption against the miraculous
—a presumption so great as to necessitate a most
rigorous scrutinity of the evidence, before an alleged
miracle can make good its claim on our belief.” With
this statement I concur; my only complaint is that you
do not appear to possess the slightest conception of
what is involved in the “ rigorous scrutiny of evidence.”
Whoever admits that miracles are possiblef&amp;oes so
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prepared to denv the possible existence of a planet
made of green cheese. I am ready to believe that a
man is able to jump over a moon. All I require,
before I believe in such prodigies, is the production of
proof. And who will venture to dispute the justice of
such a condition ?
Modesty forbids me to ask
more, and common sense forbids me to ask less.
You will see, then, that I am quite insensible to
the reproach that good men are the readiest to receive
the Christian miracles. No doubt the Brahmin and
the Buddhist would address you in the same vein.
You will allow me to smile at your statement that
“ the real touchstone was the doctrine,” and at your
implication that the disciples of Jesus were the best
men in all Palestine, while the rest of the population,
who declined to follow him, were either “ careless or
worldly” or “ thoroughly selfish and corrupt.” The
story of Gamaliel, in the fifth chapter of the Acts,
should alone have caused you to hesitate at perpetrating
a wholesale libel on the countrymen of your Master.
It seems as though the Christian apologist were under
the imperative necessity of balancing his exaggerated
praise of Jesus with the most unscrupulous defamation
of unbelievers.
I must also be permitted to smile at your reference
to “the self-satisfied and sensuous sceptic.” Jesus
forbade his disciples to indulge in the moral attitude of
“ I am holier than thou,” but it is a peculiarity of
Christians to neglect all the sensible teachings of their
Savior. Ncr can I maintain a serious face on reading
your description of Christianity as “ standing before
us with the unmistakable marks on its brow of super­
natural energy, and filling the world with fruits which
the natural stock of humanity could never by itself
have borne.” What are “unmistakable signs” of
“ supernatural energy,” and why are they visible on
“ the brow ” ? I should also like to know whether you
reckon among the supernatural “ fruits ” of Christianity
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hot iron boots ; and such phenomena as persecution,
proscription, religious wars, and holy massacres.
I will pass in a moment to your “ direct evidence of
the Christian miracles.” But, before I do so, I wish
to point out that you have forgotten to deal with, or
even to mention, some of the principal antecedent
objections to the miraculous. And yet, at least on one
occasion, they lay right in your path. Speaking of
the unbelieving Jews, who attributed the miracles of
Christ to the power of Beelzebub, or were provoked
by them into a passionate hatred, you say that “ To all
of these alike the miracles were real, according to the
testimony of the Gospels.” Surely the reflection must
have occurred to you, while you were writing thissentence, that it was not the custom, in those ages, to
dispute any body of miracles. Every religion, every
sect, had its special supply; and the question at issue
was, not which were real, but which were superior.
Satanic, as well as divine, miracles are recognised in
both the Old and the New Testament. Nor did the
primitive Christians, or even the Fathers, ever dream
of denying the miracles of Paganism. They ascribed
them to the agency of demons, and simply vaunted
their own as manifestations of the true God. It is
beyond question, therefore, that the belief in miracles
—good, bad, or indifferent—was then universal; and
extravagant stories derived from an age of such
abounding credulity, and gross ignorance of the laws
of nature, are antecedently improbable. I would also
observe that all the New Testament miracles, from the
Incarnation to the Ascension, and from the first prodigy
of Peter to the last prodigy of Paul, were believed and
related by Jews, a race of men famous for their super­
stition, and laughed at on that account by the Boman
satirists. To accept a supernatural story on their
testimony would be like going to the madhouse for a
jury and to the gaol for a judge.
Not only have all religions had their miracles, but
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appear in the light of science and civilisation. Then
we behold the spectacle of a people laughing at the
miracles of to-day, and staking their faith on the
miracles of yesterday. Distance lends enchantment to
the view. But only for a time. In the long run men
will argue that miracles do not happen, and therefore
they never did. The student of human culture will
see the miraculous in its true perspective, and under­
stand the laws of its birth, development and decay;
but the ordinary man, who lives and thinks in the
present, will always use it to interpret the past and the
future. What happens, did happen; what happens,
will happen. Such is his logic, and in the main it is
sound. But whether sound or unsound, it cannot be
shaken by sermons or apologies.
You say there is a God. Let it be admitted for
the sake of argument. The question then arises,
why did he work miracles in the past ? The answei'
is, to prove and convince ; that is, to prove the doctrine
and convince the spectator. But does not the same
necessity for the miracles still exist? Is not the
doctrine more doubted, and even rejected, than ever ?
Are not the leading minds, in science and philosophy,
outside the fold of faith ? Are not the Darwins, Mills,
Huxleys, and Spencers as influential as the twelve
apostles? Why then are no miracles wrought to
convince them ? You can only reply that the Age of
Miracles is past. Yes, and the Age of Reason has
come.
I now come to the only pertinent chapter in your
little volume. Even there, however, you cannot refrain
from your besetting sin. In the very first paragraph
you seek to prejudice the reader’s mind in favor of
what you desire him to believe. You remark that the
miracles of Christianity are “ sufficiently probable to
be believed on such testimony as in other serious
matters would carry conviction with it.” The phrase
is an artful one, and does credit to your subtlety.
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“other serious matters,” as though there were no
degrees in seriousness, as though the testimony that
would convict a man of petty theft would suffice to
prove that he raised the dead. Surely you must be
aware that the more wonderful an allegation is, the
more rigorous is the evidence which is required to
substantiate it. Suppose, for instance, it were alleged
that a dead man had come to life again. Would not
the evidence of such an extraordinary occurrence need
to be, not only “ adequate ” but overwhelming, before
any sensible man would believe it 1 The testimony of
persons who saw him die, and who witnessed his being
placed in a tomb, would not suffice. Men have some­
times been thought dead, a doctor has given a certificate,
the undertaker has made the coffin, and the “ corpse ”
has revived. It is absolutely necessary, therefore, to
have positive proof that the man was really dead. On
this point the evidence of ordinary observers is utterly
worthless. “ Even medical evidence,” as Huxley says,
“ unless the physician is a person of unusual knowledge
and skill, may have little more value. Unless careful
thermometric observation proves that the temperature
has sunk below a certain point; unless the cadaveric
stiffening of the muscles has become well established;
all the ordinary signs of death may be fallacious.”
Now I ask you seriously—for these are “ serious
matters ”—whether any miracle of the New Testament
was ever subjected to such a scrutiny. According to
Hume, there is no miracle in human history which is
supported by the amount and kind of evidence that
would be requisite to establish it. No one has ever
refuted this assertion, and I challenge you to refute it
if you can. Set aside the prodigies of other faiths, and
take your pick of the miracles of Christianity. Select
the Resurrection if you will, and see whether you can
produce as much evidence as would gain you a serious
hearing in any court of law.
What is your “ direct evidence ” of the Christian
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account of “ the partial obscurity which is alleged by
critics of the modern sceptical school to envelope the
date and authorship of these records/’ You select the
four “ authentic ” epistles of St. Paul as “ documents
over which no manner of doubt hangs ;” and upon
these writings of a man who was not an eye-witness of
the miracles of Jesus, who hardly refers to any miracle
whatever except the Resurrection, and who, with
respect to this one, flatly contradicts the Gospels and
the Acts—you base the colossal edifice of Christian
supernaturalism !
Supposing there is any truth in the Acts, it is
incontestable that St. Paul disbelieved the Resur­
rection on its merits. He regarded the followers of
Jesus with hatred and contempt. And how was his
conversion effected ? You audaciously assert that
“ he was won over to it [Christianity] by irresistible
evidence of its truth.” But what is the fact? His
conversion occurred on the road to Damascus. And
how ? Did he sit down and say to himself “ Paul, vou
had better think the matter over; this Jesus may be
God, his miracles may be real, his Resurrection a fact,
and his disciples the witnesses of truth; ponder the
evidence once more, and carefully, before you proceed
with your persecutions ” ? Did he calmly review the
whole case, and rise with a conviction that he had been
deceived ? Nothing of the sort. The “ irresistible ”
something which turned the current of his life was not
the weight of evidence or the power of argument. It
was apparently a miracle or a sunstroke ; whatever it
was, it was not an operation of reason. To assert,
therefore, that he was won over to Christianity by
“ the irresistible evidence of its truth,” is to fly in the
face of your own records, and to presume too openly
on the mental negligence of your readers.
St. Paul’s scepticism before this physical convulsion
is neglected in your argument. You simply dwell
on his subsequent belief. But is this ingenuous ? You
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was it, then, that his powerful intellect led him to
believe that Christianity was false ? Setting aside the
miracle, which you cannot assume, as miracles are the
question in dispute, what single scrap of fresh evidence
was presented to his mind during the rapid process of
his conversion? The evidences of the Resurrection
remained the same throughout. Before the shock, his
unbiassed mind regarded it as fabulous; after the
shock, he regarded it as true. But which of these
mental states is of the most importance to an unpre­
judiced inquirer ? Assuredly, if you were not arguing
in favor of your prepossessions, you would allow that
the Resurrection was more damaged by St. Paul’s early
scepticism than benefited by his later belief.
In any case, St. Paul was not an eye-witness of the
Resurrection, and the testimony of eye-witnesses is
indispensable. For the rest, I have only to remark
that you are ill-advised in claiming those “ five hundred
of the brethren,” many of whom were known to St.
Paul as having “ seen Jesus alive after his death and
burial.” The statement is absolutely inconsistent with
the Gospels, and especially with the Acts, where we are
told (I., 15) that the total number of the brethren,
after the Ascension, was only “ about an hundred and
twenty.” You cannot expect to take advantage of a
point on which your own witnesses flatly contradict
each other.
There seems no limit, however, to the assumption of
Christian apologists. You not only claim those five
hundred brethren, but actually parade them as “ hun­
dreds of persons who knew Jesus personally, and went
forth at the risk of their lives to testify of his Resur­
rection,” and this in connection with a graphic picture
of the sufferings of the early Christians I Again I
complain of your disingenuousness. The Christians of
the first century must not be credited with the mar­
tyrdoms of the second century. With the single
exception of Stephen, who lost his life in a religious
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prove that a single witness of the Resurrection, or a
single disciple of Jesus Christ, suffered martyrdom.
Upon this point the apologists of your faith have
systematically deceived theii' readers. If we reject the
fantastic legends of the travels, achievements, and
deaths of the twelve apostles, we are compelled to
doubt with Gibbon “whether any of those persons
who had been witnesses to the miracles of Christ were
permitted, beyond the bounds of Palestine, to seal with
their blood the truth of their testimony” Your own
records prove that the first Christians found the Roman
tribunals an assured refuge against their Jewish perse­
cutors. Not until the reign of Nero (a.d. 64), more
than thirty years after the Resurrection, did the
Christians fall under the stroke of cruelty; and, as
Gibbon is persuaded, the “ effect, as well as the cause,
of Nero’s persecution, were confined to the walls of
Rome.” The martyr-witnesses of the Resurrection,
therefore, are the mere offspring of imposture and
credulity.
The fact is, you cannot produce the testimony of a
single eye-witness, good, bad, or indifferent. You are
unable to trace the Gospels beyond a period “ early in
the second century,” and, although you refer to c&lt; a
pre-existing narrative,” you are unable to tell us what
it was, or indeed to assure us that there were not a
dozen. Such documents, if they ever existed, which
I admit is probable, are irretrievably lost. The four
Gospels remain. Two of these do not profess to be
the account of eye-witnesses, and the other two—
Matthew and John—cannot be so in the light of your
argument.
You appear to think that the early Christian writers
could not be “ weak-minded enthusiasts, open to
hallucinations, or carried away by marvellous stories
which had no foundation in facts.” But why not ?
Why should they, and they only, be exempt from the
common frailty of their age When cultivated Greeks
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Roman historian could relate a public miracle of the
emperor Vespasian, is it conceivable that the ignorant
and superstitious Galileans should be superior to such
weakness? You are ready to ascribe the ecclesiastical
miracles to “ignorance, superstition, or craft.” But
such miracles were unhesitatingly accepted by the very
Christian writers you must appeal to in support of
the antiquity of your Gospels. Miracles did not cease
with the apostles, but continued without interruption.
Papias, Justin Martyr, Irenaeus, Tertullian, Origen,
Athanasius, and St. Augustine, all declared that
miracles were wrought in their ages. You believe they
were all mistaken, and I believe that the first Christians
were all mistaken. Honesty is quite consistent with
delusion. History shows us that the best men have been
deceived.
That the Gospels are “ free from any marks of con­
scious embellishment ” I will not now dispute. Men
who honestly believe in miracles will relate them as
matters of fact. The supernatural is only “ dished
up ” when belief is waning. Simple-minded believers,
in former ages, were satisfied with the Gospels; but
in this age of refined credulity the Gospels have to be
manipulated by theological cooks. Hence the pon­
derous Lives of Christ that are constantly streaming
from the press.
You conclude by remarking with regard to miracles
that “since the establishment of Christianity, they
have, as we believe, ceased to be wrought.” By roe,
of course, you mean Protestants; excluding the
Catholics, who form the majority of Christians, and
who believe that a stream of miracles has flowed
through the history of their Church. But although
you hold that miracles have ceased, you hint at the
possibility of their resumption. Should some “ terrible
anti-Christian power ” arise to persecute Christianity,
and “ muster the forces of earth and hell to crush it
out of existence/'’ you venture to hope that God will
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elect.” For my part, I smile alike at your fears and
hopes. Unbelief will not persecute youi’ Church, but
give it fair play, and let it live or die. You need be
under no apprehension of Freethought imitating the
vile example of Christianity. But, whatever happens,
I do not think you will be assisted by miracles. They
do not occur in an age of Science and Board Schools.
What Schopenhauei’ said of religions is particularly
true of miracles—they require darkness to shine in.
Science is daily revealing to us the most marvellous
truths, which dwarf the wonders of theology into
insignificance. Instead of raising one man from the
dead it saves millions of lives ; instead of curing one
blind man with clay ointment it places ophthalmic
hospitals at the service of a myriad sufferers; instead
of feeding a casual crowd, once in a millenium, by the
supernatural multiplication of loaves and fishes, it
enables us to carry on a gigantic system of commerce,
which sustains multitudes who would otherwise be
unable to exist; instead of smiting a rock, and calling
forth a spring for a single thirsty crowd, it brings a
regular supply of water, year after year, to the great
cities of our modern civilisation ; instead of enabling
one man to walk the waves in a tempest, it constructs
gigantic ocean steamers that ride the wildest storms,
and convey their passengers with comfort and safety
across the trackless ocean.
Truth is greater than fiction, and science is mightier
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PRAYER.
TO THE REV. T. TEIGNMOUTH SHORE, M.A.
Chaplain-in-ordinary to the Queen.

Sir,—
Having read your little volume on Prayer in
the “ Helps to Belief ” series, I venture to address
some remarks to you upon it. I have read several
other volumes in this series without finding my faith
assisted: on the contrary, I have only wondered that
such flimsy arguments and paltry evasions could be put
forward by men of reputation in the Christian Church.
My wonder diminishes, however, when I reflect that
men did not become Christians by reason, but by early
training. Their faith is not a conviction, but a
prejudice ; and the least plausible answer to objections
is sufficient to preserve a belief which reposes on
authority instead of evidence. It was remarked by
Carlyle, in his essay on Diderot, that the usual
“ evidences ” of Theism never did, and never ought to,
convince any Atheist. The fact is, creeds are taught
first, and “ evidences ” manufactured afterwards; s»
that they are not the proofs but the excuses of faith.
I do not deny, therefore, that your volume may help
the belief of an otiose believer, who has heard that
there are objections to his creed, and is satisfied to see
some kind of printed rejoinder, in order to assure
himself that the ministers of religion are looking after
his faith. It will doubtless quiet his apprehensions,
and enable him to sleep in peace, while the sentinels
are watching at the gates. But I am perfectly positive
you will allay no single doubt in the mind of any
thinking Christian. Such a person, I am confident,
will be tempted to exclaim, “ If this is all that can be
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once regard my faith as untenable, and cry like the
Israelite of old—Ichabod, the glory is departed.”
According to your Preface, you have made “ an
attempt to put simply and plainly the answer which
may be given to the most ordinary difficulties which
are urged regarding Prayer/-’ I admit that you have
put the answers simply, but you have not put them
plainly. You have involved them in a great deal of
preaching, as though your purpose were rather exhorta­
tion than discussion ; and, like the other writers in thia
series, you contrive to leave the real point at issue until
the last chapter, where you treat it with a very discreet,
if not judicious brevity.
You insist, at the outset, on the necessity of defini­
tion, and ask the pertinent question—What is prayer ?
But instead of answering it at once, you occupy a
dozen pages in talking loosely upon the subject. When
you condescend to define, you say that Prayer is “ the
intercourse of the spirit of the child with the Father
of Spirits; it is the submission of the human will to
the Divine.” In a later part of the volume you observe
that you are not called upon to “ explain or to defend
parodies of Prayer offered up to travesties of God,” but
merely the “ reasonableness of Christian Prayer to the
God whom Christians worship.”
I venture to assert that your definition is the parody,
and that what you call the parody is the true doctrine
of prayer. It is true that, with the progress of science
and civilisation every religious doctrine becomes
attenuated, until at length it becomes a vague sentiment,
and finally disappears. But while Prayer has any real
existence it will always savor of its origin. Prayer is
not the submission of the human to the divine will.
That is worship. Prayer is a petition. It is an appeal
to God, who, as Jeremy Taylor says, loves to be held
in a sweet constraint. The man who prays asks for
something. He may do it as crudely as the converted
heathen, in Tylor’s Primitive Culture, who, on being
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replied, “ Thank you, I don’t want anything just now?’
Or he may do it as superfinely as a Queen’s chaplain.
But, however he does it, his prayer will be found to
contain a request for something, that would not arrive
in the ordinary course of nature. Even in the Lord’s
Prayer, between two thick slices of flattery, is
sandwiched a petition for daily bread; and when I
open the Prayer Book of your Church I find prayers
for rain and sunshine, for calm weather at sea, for
good harvests, for recovery from sickness, and for
grace, wisdom, and understanding ” for “ all the
nobility,” who certainly need it without ever appearing
to obtain it. What is all this but an appeal to God’s
goodness, and an attempt to influence his will ? You
admit this yourself in a subsequent chapter, and
therefore your definition is as childish in substance as
it is childish in expression.
Your definition having broken down, I must follow
you as closely as your tortuous course will permit.
You innocently observe that the efficacy of Prayer
must depend on our conception of God. If he answers
prayer, it is reasonable to pray ; if he does not it is
unreasonable. Exactly I If a shop sells bread, it is
reasonable to go there to purchase it; if not it is
unreasonable. But the question is—does the shop sell
bread ? And that, you will observe, is not a matter of
opinion, but a matter of fact.
When you assert that the efficacy of Prayer must
only be discussed in relation to “the idea of God”
which is expressed in “ the doctrine of the Church,”
you are begging the question most flagrantly. A
child might see through such a shallow artifice. Still
more absurd, if possible, is your later assertion that
“ Christianity as a whole is the true explanation and
the strongest defence _ of the doctrine of Christian
Prayer.” “ Admit the truth of Christianity,” you say,
“ and Prayer is perfectly intelligible.” Of course it is.
Swallow the whole box, and you will certainly have any
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Christianity, and telling me that if I admit Christianity
I accept Prayer, is informing me of a very obvious
truism. You can hardly regard this as an argument,
and its use implies a gross contempt for the in
of your readers.
Although your definition of Prayer is a lamentable
failure, you continue more or less in the spirit which
inspired it. You assert that “true Prayer cannot
flourish in an atmosphere of probability; it must
breathe the air of clear and certain confidence. Only
those can really pray who believe absolutely that
every true prayer is heard and answered by God.-”
This is a most convenient theory for the theologians.
If the prayer be not answered, they can always reply
that it was not a true prayer—whatever that may be
—or that the supplicator’s faith was not absolute.,
Nay, I observe that you go to a still greater length of
precaution. You assert that “ No is quite as much an
answer as Tes.” If we obtain what we pray for we
are answered; if we do not obtain it we are also
answered. What a beautiful theory ! How blandly
the theologian plays the innocent game of “ Heads we
win, and tails you lose.’’’ Your theory is quite
incapable of proof or disproof ; argument is useless on
the one side or the other; it can only be left to the
indignation of ^honesty and the derision of common
sense.
You say that desire and faith are the essential ele­
ments of Prayer. But such a truism does not require
the elaboration you give it. You might as well dilate
■on the gastronomic truth that a good appetite is an
•essential element of a good dinner.
Forgetting that God is omniscient, or taking a
■singular view of that attribute, you say that we do well
to remind him of our wants, but our prayers must be
general and not particular. We shall show our modesty
by desiring him to oblige us, without stipulating how
he is to do it. We must leave that to him, for our
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the “ varied and complex conditions of life” is
“ partial and fragmentary,” while he is able to see and
foresee everything.
“ Thus, in regard to the legitimate ambitions of worldly life,
we may (subject to limitations, already and yet to be stated),
feel fully justified in praying for our own needs or those of
others; though to pray without reserve for any particular
promotion, or any definite success as the means of accomplishing
it, would scarcely be in harmony with the time spirit of
Prayer.”
It would therefore be quite right for an ambitious
Christian to say to God “please push me on,’-’ but
very improper to say, “ please give me this post.” But
I think you will find, on reflection, that the human
mind thinks by particulars, and that it is impossible to
dissociate the idea of advancement from the steps that
must be taken to gain it. If my house were on fire,
and my child in an upper room, which could not be
approached by the staircase; if I were to plant a
ladder against the wall, and saw that I must pass a
window through which flame and smoke were belching;
do you mean that it would be a true prayer if I said “ Let
me mount to the top and descend in safety /’ but a
false prayer if I said “ Let me pass and re-pass that
terrible window ’’’ ?
Your fine distinction seems to me perfectly chimerical.
To an omniscient mind every chain of causation,
whether extending through a day or a lifetime, is
equally finite; and if there be any presumption in the
case, it is as great if I ask for a prosperous life as if I
ask for a particular blessing. It is true that if God
exist he has a superior knowledge of means, but it is
also true that he has a superior judgment of ends; and
whether I ask for the end or the means, I am acting
with equal simplicity. To tell an omniscient God of
my wants is childish. Can it be more than childish to
ask him for a particular favor ?
Prayer necessarily proceeds upon the assumption
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this by your serpentine efforts to evade it. You draw
impossible distinctions between God’s ultimate and
immediate will. You talk of his unchanging purpose,
yet you speak of exciting his emotions of tenderness,
mercy, and love; as though, in the words of Ladv
Macbeth, we could screw him to the sticking place!
Such words as “ plead,” “ appeal,” “ beseech,” and
“ implore,” are unintelligible, except as exciting
emotion and influencing volition. Nor can I follow
your assertion that it would be “ a mockery ” to ask
God that the sun may not rise to-morrow, in order to
mitigate a scorching heat. This was not the belief of
the chosen people, who recorded the stoppage of the
sun, in order that they might slaughter their enemies.
It is idle to say “ we know it is God’s will that the sun
shall rise to-morrow.” We know nothing of the kind,
I admit we have a very good reason for believing it
will rise to-morrow, but we have as good—because it
is the very same—reason for believing that every law
of nature will be in perfect operation, without violation,
suspension, or accident. When you say that “ we do
not know in the least whether it may be God’s will
that a hurricane should die down at a particular
moment,” and present this as a reason why we should
pray for divine help in the crisis of a storm, you are
only saying that meteorology is not as well understood
as astronomy.
There was a time when Christians prayed against
an eclipse. Why ? Because they did not understand
its causes. They still pray, though with diminishing
heartiness, against bad weather. Why? Because
they do not understand its causes. When they do
understand its causes, they will cease praying against
it, and confine their supplications to what is still con­
tingent.
Now contingency is nothing but ignorance. When
a coin is tossed into the air, men will bet on its falling
“ heads or tails.” But the uncertainty is only in their
. minds, for the fall of the coin was absolutely deter­

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mined on its leaving the tosser’s fingers. Similarly
next week’s weather, or next year’s harvest, is deter­
mined already, only we do not possess the knowledge
that would enable us to foresee it. When we come to
the infinitely varied phenomena of human society, we
are only able to perceive a few broad sweeps of ten­
dency. All the rest is uncertain to us, though certain
enough in itself; and it is this mighty realm of con­
tingency that you shrewdly mark out as the future
preserve of Prayer.
“ I maintain,” you say, “ that in the regulation and
variation of these conditions by the human will and
choice there is a very wide margin for what I may call
contingency.” This is perfectly true ; but if contin­
gency only means ignorance, and the consequent
incapacity of prevision, it is obvious that you are
reduced to the extremity of praying in the dark.
Where light obtains, you find we have nothing to do
but submit to the obvious will of God, or, in other
words, to the necessity of Nature.
The last quotation introduces a new factor—the
human will. You appear to regard this as an indepen­
dent force, whereas it is the decisive action of a
number of concurrent forces. This is an operation
you do not appear to understand. You assert that
“ a child holding a stone in its hand is to a very real
and recognisable degree modifying the results of the
action of gravity itself.” Did you ever know of
gravity acting by itself1 The child no more modifies
?
the action ot gravity by holding up the stone, than
would a ledge upon which it had fallen. The law of
gravity is acting with unerring precision all the time,
as you will find by weighing the child, first with the
stone in his hand, and then without it. The difference
is the weight of the stone, and the weight of the stone
is the action of gravity.
You shrink from the cruder notions of prayer,
although you ultimately find yourself bound to
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by controlling “ the physical world indirectly, through
his action upon human thought and will.” According
to this theory, when Smith prays for anything, he is
asking God to influence Jones, Brown and Robinson.
Instead of desiring the forces of nature to be directed
towards his benefit, he is requesting that his fellow
creatures may be shuffled into a more favorable com­
bination ; and as J ones, Brown, and Robinson are
praying at the same time for the reshuffling of Smith,
your doctrine terminates in a universal shuffle, and
human society becomes a mere transformation-scene
under the presiding genius of Prayer.
Having reduced the world to this condition, you
easily perceive whatever you desire. “We may then/’
you declare, “ pray for the recovery of a patient, and
if God guides the physician’s genius to a true appre­
ciation of the nature and the proper remedy for the
cure of the disease, we may consider the cure so effected
in every true and reasonable sense a direct answer to
our Prayer.” You call this “ true and reasonable.”
I call it hocus-pocus. You are a Queen’s chaplain,
and a great deal more dexterous than the simpleminded Peculiar People, but I have a far higher
opinion of their honesty. I suspect, if the patient were
your wife or child, you would leave as little as possible
to the Lord. You would call in a skilful physician,
who required but a modicum of divine superintendence
and leave your poorer brethren, who can only afford
the services of an inferior practioner, to experience the
utmost efficacy of your celestial nostrum.
Instead of skulking behind ambiguous illustrations,
I invite you to take a simple one, and see whether it
confirms or contradicts your theory. Let us go to the
Prayer Book of your Church, which is a volume
that binds you as a clergyman. In the “ Forms of
Prayer to be Used at Sea” I find a special prayer
against storms, containing the following ejaculation :
“ O send thy word of command to rebuke the raging
winds and the roaring sea; that we, being delivered

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from this distress, may live to serve thee, and to glorify
thy name all the days of our life.”
Let me ask you to explain how God’s acting upon
the physical world indirectly, through his action upon
human thought and will,” is likely to make a storm
subside. It seems to me that human volition cannot
break or bend a single law of nature, and that human
thought has no effect on the weather. The only way
to save a ship in a storm is to handle her well, and
throw overboard a few gallons of oil, which can be
done by Atheists as well as by Christians. Super­
stition says that the will of God can control the winds
and waves by some mysterious process. The doctrine
is, of course, unintelligible, but you have undertaken
to teach it. Yet you did not undertake to explain or
defend it, and you are ill advised in attempting to do
either. Your safest course is to say “ God does still
storms in answer to prayer, but I do not know how he
does it.”
Not only does your theory of God’s control of the
physical world by human agency break down, but you
connect it with a metaphysical theory which has been
repudiated by the greatest doctors of your own faith.
Your argument stands or falls with the doctrine of
Free Will. You perceive unchanging law in the
external world, but you declare that the internal world
of man’s nature is “ another department where God
governs, not by Law, but through the freedom of the
human Will.”
I will not now discuss Free Will. There is no need to
do so. You are defending Prayer as a Christian, and
are not entitled to assume what many of the greatest
Christians have denied. A’theoryof Christian prayer
which would necessarily be rejected by Saint Augustine,
Martin Luther, John Calvin, and Jonathan Edwards ;
a theory which flies in the face of the plainest teaching
of Saint Paul; a theory which is explicitly condemned
by the tenth and seventeenth Articles of your own
Church; such a theory, I say, is totally inadmissible

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unless you prove it in opposition to these preponderant
authorities ; and as you make no attempt to prove it,
but simply postulate it as though it were a Christian
axiom, I am justified in declining to accept it as a
basis of discussion.
The only question which is worth discussing, after
all, is this—Does God answer Prayer ? Or, in other
words—Is Prayer answered ? Now this is a question
of objective fact, for I have contended, and you tacitly
admit, that every one who prays asks for some­
thing that would not happen in the ordinary
course of nature. It is idle to say that the lives of
praying men prove the efficacy of prayer. You your­
self furnish the answer to this sophism, before
attempting a singularly feeble reply. It is downright
folly to assert that “ Christianity as a whole is the
true explanation, and the strongest defence of Chris­
tian Prayer,” for that is assuming everything at first,
and proving it afterwards in detail by means of the
general assumption. The question is not whether
God might, could, would, or should answer Prayer,
but, in yom? own words, Does he do so ? Now the
only way to answer this question is to appeal to evi­
dence. It has been proposed by Professor Tyndall,
on the suggestion, I believe, of Sir Henry Thompson,
that an experiment should be made in some hospital, by
especially praying for the patients in one ward, and
seeing whether it affords a greater percentage of cures.
Such a proposal is alarming to the professors of
mystery; for all religions die of being found out, and
experiment is fatal to their pretensions. Accordingly
you declare that this “ so-called experiment would, as a
matter of religion, be a blasphemy,” and that “ Prayer
made under such conditions could not have in it the
essentials of Prayer.” But of course you carefully
refrain from suggesting an experiment which would
conform to the true conditions, and which would, at
the same time, be a real experiment. Nor do you
explain why God should regard as “ blasphemy ” an
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endeavor to ascertain the truth or falsity of a doctrine
taught by priests. It is only religion that cries
“ blasphemy I ” in the presence of investigation.
Professor Tyndall did not propose that Atheists or
unbelievers should pray for the patients in his special
ward. His proposal was that they should be prayed
for especially by every Christian congregation. Why
should you regard this as “ blasphemy ” ? Is not this
very thing allowed by your Prayer Book? In the
“ Collect or Prayer for all conditions of men, to be
used at such times when the Litany is not appointed
to be said/-’ I find these words:—“ Finally, we com­
mend to thy fatherly goodness all those who are any
ways afflicted, or distressed, in mind, body, or estate;
[especially those for whom our prayers are desired}.”
And a marginal note to this clause orders :—“ This to
be said when any desire the Prayers of the Congre­
gation.” It would seem, therefore, that the Church
itself commits the “ blasphemy ” of offering special
prayers for individuals, and is hardly entitled to cry
“ blasphemy 1” against others who propose to do the
same.
While waiting for your experiment, I look abroad in
the world, and find no practical recognition of the
efficacy of Prayer. No Life Assurance Company
would calculate a sovereign's life policy on the ground
that her subjects asked God to “ grant her in health
and wealth long to live.” No Fire Insurance Company
would grant a policy on a House of Prayer unless a
lightning conductor were run up to prevent the Deity
from making mistakes in a thunderstorm. Underwriters
never think of asking whether the captain prays or
swears, or whether he carries rum or missionaries.
And when the Peculiar People use prayer, without
mixing it with medicine, they are browbeaten by
Christian coroners and jurymen.
Let me advise you, sir, before you write again on this
subject to read Mr. Francis Galton's article on Prayer in
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scientific writer points out that in all the medical
literature of modern Europe he has been unable to
discover “ any instance in which a medical man of any
repute has attributed recovery to the influence of
prayer.” Yet they are always on the watch for
sanative agencies, and if they do not strive to obtain
the healing influence of prayer for their patients •“ it is
not because their attention has never been awakened
to the possible efficacy of prayer, but, on the contrary,
that although they have heard it insisted on from
childhood upwards, they are unable to detect its
influence.”
Mr. Galton finds a way, too, of dexterously passing
your wing and attacking you in the rear. Granted
that the future is uncertain—that is, unforeseeable—
there is still no uncertainty about the past. What has
been has been; and although God, as you suggest,
might frown upon and frustrate an attempt to make
him the subject of a scientific experiment, not even
Omnipotence can undo the past, and we may investigate
it for the purpose of ascertaining whether prayer has
been efficacious. Pursuing this line of inquiry, by the
aid of historical and statistical tables, Mr. Galton
discovers no trace of Prayer as an efficient cause.
For instance, it is presumable that pious parents pray
for their unborn offspring; as a still-birth is usually
regarded as a misfortune, and baptism is thought so
necessary to salvation that the Catholic Church provides
in extreme cases for the baptism of the child in the
womb. Yet Mr. Galton found, on analysis, that the
lists in the Times and the Record showed exactly the
same proportion of still-births to the total number of
deaths. And this is only one of a dozen illustrations
of the absolute nullity of your theological specific.
You give only two answers to Prayer, and they are
extremely ancient. Nay more, they are selected from
the Bible I 0 sancta simylicitas ! Moses prayed to
see “ the good land beyond Jordan,” and died without
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he saw it from “ the summit of Tabor ” when Christ
was transfigured. What a precious “ help to belief I ”
Paul also prayed God to remove his “thorn in the
flesh”—whatever that was; and, although the thorn
was not removed, God “ gave the grace to bear it.”
Well, if there be a God, let us hope he will give us
grace to bear the logic of theologians.
Pardon me, sir, for citing another answer to
Prayer; no more apocryphal than your instances, and
more recent and refreshing. In a Western State of
America—you see the story is not two thousand years
old—there was a long and unprecedented drought.
All the farmers were in despair, for if rain did not
soon fall there would be no crop in the locality. The
Baptists therefore resolved to hold a Prayer Convention.
Delegates assembled from all the churches and prayed
lustily for rain. After two hours’ wrestling with God
they received a telegram from a town with a large
annual rainfall. It ran thus—“ Stop praying at once,
we are flooded out.”
Pardon me, also, for citing another answer to Prayer.
The great Johnstown reservoir—a lake three miles by
one—burst in the early summer of 1889, and devastated
a populous valley, sweeping away houses, factories, and
churches, and drowning ten thousand people. When
the deluge had done its awful work, one bereaved
woman was found near a muddy pool looking for her
loved ones. On the rescuers approaching her she
cried, “ They are all gone. O, Heaven, be merciful to
them! My husband and my seven dear little children
all swept away, and I am left alone.” Her terrible
story is best told in her own words, as reported in the
papers at the time.
“We were driven by the awful floods into a garret, but the
water followed us there inch by inch. It kept rising until our
heads were crushing against the roof. It would have been
death to remain; so I raised the window and placed my
darlings, one by one, on some driftwood, trusting them to
Providence. As I liberated the last one, my little boy, he
looked at me and said, ‘ Mamma, you have always told me that

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the Lord would care for me ! Will he look after me now ?’
I saw him drift away with his loving face turned towards me,
and in the midst of my prayer for his deliverance he passed
from my sight for ever. The next moment the roof crashed in,
and I floated outside to be rescued fifteen hours later. If I
could only find one of my darlings I could bow to the will of
God, but they are all gone. I have lost everything on earth
now but my life, and I shall return to my old Virginia home
and lay me down for my last great sleep.”

That poor woman taught her darling a lie. She did
not think so; she took it on trust from the priest, who
taught it as a trade. The worth of the doctrine might
have been read on the boy’s dead face and the mother’s
bleeding heart.
Let me presume a little further on your patience.
You will remember, perhaps, that the Prince of Wales
was once stricken with gastric fever. Prayers were
offered up for him daily, and the newspaper articles
were nothing but sermons. But secular means were
not neglected.
The prince was tended by skilful
nurses and the most eminent doctors.
With their
assistance, and the aid of a good constitution, he
recovered. But the clergy insisted that his recovery
was due to prayer. Accordingly a national Thanks­
giving Service was held in St. Paul’s Cathedral. God
was duly thanked, but the doctors were not forgotten.
One of them was knighted, and all were handsomely
rewarded.
Probably you would claim the Prince of Wales as a
living proof of the efficacy of Prayer. But before you
boast of it let us see what happened in America.
President Garfield was shot by a pious assassin. Week
after week Science fought with Death over his sick
bed, and the awful struggle was watched by a trembling
world. “ O God, let him live! ” prayed millions in
church and chapel. “ O God, spare him, my husband,
my darling ! ” cried the agonised wife. But his life
ebbed slowly away amidst a nation’s prayers for his
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If God saved the Prince of Wales, why did he not
save President Garfield ? Is he a respecter of persons
after all ?
Oi' does he love Monarchies and hate
Republics ? You are bound to give some answer ; for
what sensible man will let you prove the efficacy of
prayer by counting the hits and neglecting the misses ?
And I defy you to give any answer without confuting
your doctrine or dishonoring your God. •
In the little sermon with which you conclude, you
picture Christ standing “ amid the surging, weeping
throng of agonised humanity ”—all created by the
God of love—and hearing their cries for help from
“ sin.” But is it not a fact that all the alleged miracles
of Christ were physical ? Where in the whole of the
Gospels, did he make a single bad man good? “I
have chosen you twelve,” he said ; “ and one of you is
a devil.” He had, therefore, in Judas a fine subject
for one of his “ spiritual ” miracles. But did he work
it? No, the “devil” betrayed him, and Judas has
been cursed by Christians ever since.
Pursuing the same idea, in an earlier part of your
volume, you assert that “if Prayer, and answers to
Prayer, are sometimes concerned with material and
physical matters, it is only in connection with spiritual
and moral conditions.” If you mean that miracles
are always wrought in connection with religion, you
are only uttering a barren truism ; but if you mean
that Prayer is never answered for the merely temporal
welfare of men, you are flying in the face of the Bible
and the Prayer Book; and I must add that such a
trick of special-pleading is a curious commentary on
the airs the clergy give themselves as the divinely
called servants of “ the God of truth.”
Let us take the Lord’s Prayer, for instance, to say
nothing of the many material answers to prayer in the
Old Testament. Does it not contain a distinct request
for “ daily bread ” ? And what is there spiritual or
moral in this petition ? Is it not merely the voice of
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the animal nature? And is it not in strict conformity
with the teaching of the Sermon on the Mount, where
we are told to take no thought for the morrow, what we
shall eat or what we shall drink, but to leave all such
things to^the care of God ?
Prayer, in its beginning, was purely material. In
the higher religions of civilised and moralised nations
other characteristics are found. The deity is besought
to diminish social evils, to redress wongs, to punish the
wicked, and to increase righteousness. But just as the
anthropoid in developing his brain did not lose his
stomach, so the loftier developments of Prayer overlay
without destroying this primitive stock. In its earlier
stage, as Tylor says, it was “ unethical.” Look at this
prayer, offered bj the head of a family in the Samoan
Islands, when tha^ibation of ava was poured out at the
evening meal.
“ Here is ava for you, O Gods I Look kindly towards this
family : let it prosper and increase ; and let us all be kept in
health. Let our plantations be productive : let food grow;
and may there be abundance of food for us, your creatures.
Here is ava for you, our war gods !' Let there be a strong and
numerous people for you in this land.”
So the Gold Coast negro prays, “ God, give me to-day
rice and yams, gold and agries, give me slaves, riches,
and health, and that I may be brisk and swift.” Here
is a* Vedic prayer—“What, Indra, has not yet been
given by thee, Lightning-hurler, all good things bring
us hither with both hands . . . with mighty riches fill
me, with .wealth of cattle, for thou art great.” This
is a Moslem prayer—“ O, Allah I make this town to be
safe and secure, and blessed with wealth and plenty.”
So your Church Service bids 'the congregation pray on
behalf of the Queen, “ grant her in health and wealth
long to live.” And so the Lord’s Prayer sums up all
these material petitions in one compendious phrase—
“ Give us this day our daily bread.” “ Throughout the
rituals of Christendom,” as Tylor observes, “ stand an
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from savage tiAes—that the weather -may be adjusted
to our local needs, that we may have the victory over
all our enemies, that life and* health and wealth and
happiness may be ours?’
Your Prayer Book contains special forms of prayer
against storms at sea, against sickness, for rain, for
fine weather, and similiar mercies. What have these
to do with “spiritual and moral conditions?” They
are all bodily or material, and have nothing to do
with “ the soul?’ That you are well aware of them
goes without saying, for, as a clergyman of the Church
of England, you must have uttered them frequently;
and the Prayer Book is not so large a volume that
a minister might plead ignorance of its contents.
Your own ritual is thus a clear and flagrant proof that
supplications are made to God for material blessings,
quite independently of any other reMlts.
Obviously, then, to assert that Prayer, even in
Christian circles, is always connected with spiritual
and moral conditions, is quite unwarrantable; and
especially so on the part of a clergymen of the Church
of England.
Here I take leave of your volume. You have not
“helped” my “belief.” You have said nothing to
convince a doubter of the efficacy of Prayer. But
you have shown me, once more, that Christianity has
in its service a number of intelligent, accomplished,
and well-paid men, who juggle and chop straw for a
living. If I prayed at all, I would pray that they
might despise the wretched business, and earn even a
scantier allowance of bread in a more honest avocation.

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